Card Sharks - First Show with Bob Eubanks

แชร์
ฝัง
  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 13 ธ.ค. 2024

ความคิดเห็น • 112

  • @kristabrewer9363
    @kristabrewer9363 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love these old game shows a lot better than the ones that are on now. Card Sharks, Lingo, Match Game (is my favorite), Password

  • @danbarker4857
    @danbarker4857 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Eubanks Card Sharks debuts on Monday on Buzzr for the first time.

  • @benadams4807
    @benadams4807 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Throwback Thursday card sharks first episode with Bob Eubanks

  • @le-db6bc
    @le-db6bc 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I wasn't alive in the 80's but I loved GSN's intros back then, you know where the ball comes in and the letters "GAME SHOW" come out.

    • @fernandoifill-ruiz6410
      @fernandoifill-ruiz6410 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I wasn’t born in the 80s but the ball that comes in and the letters GAME SHOW comes out was indeed my childhood.

    • @garryjohnson9918
      @garryjohnson9918 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      le10616 Game Show Network wasn’t around until 1994, but this particular show was around in the 80’s(1986-1989 specifically)

  • @idamufferbids5863
    @idamufferbids5863 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Thanks for uploading this episode of Sharp Kardz with Bob Newbanks.

  • @Rlotpir1972
    @Rlotpir1972 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    First week was recorded on December 1985.

    • @StLawrencePlace
      @StLawrencePlace 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Robert Lopresti Daryl’s Baby came out either in late December of 85 or early January of 86!

  • @benadams4807
    @benadams4807 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:59 the object of our game is to make your way across the board by predicting whether each card is higher or lower than the one preceding it.

  • @judyries9914
    @judyries9914 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    You know. You can actually tell that is the same room Body Language was filmed in. It has a green floor and blue wall.

  • @JonesDylan874
    @JonesDylan874 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is my favorite version of CS. Mainly because of the push rule in the MC.

    • @PREGO1966
      @PREGO1966 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The push rule was in the 70s series too, only not from day 1. That is why it WAS from day 1 on this version

    • @JonesDylan874
      @JonesDylan874 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@PREGO1966 Ah. I see. Well, this version's theme is nice!

  • @bluebear1985
    @bluebear1985 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This was actually the second time that Peter Tomarken was replaced in a time slot by a show hosted by Bob Eubanks, in this case, the 10:30am slot on CBS, where "Press Your Luck" was before. Previously, Tomarken hosted "Hit Man" at 11:30am on NBC in 1983. However, after 13 weeks, it would be replaced by "Dream House", hosted by Eubanks. If that's not weird, I don't know what is.

    • @OliveOyl12590
      @OliveOyl12590 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ironic, yes. But CBS and Mark Goodson were so much dirtier to him. Not only did CBS deathslot him, Mark Goodson took his announcer to replace Johnny Olson on The Price Is Right.

    • @bluebear1985
      @bluebear1985 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@OliveOyl12590 And to think that Peter later did a pilot for Goodson. It unfortunately didn't sell, but it was a decent format.

    • @MegaZeldafan1
      @MegaZeldafan1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It also replaced Body Language with Tom Kennedy

  • @dakotareeves3939
    @dakotareeves3939 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is the first episode in the CBS version of Card Sharks, hosted by Bob Eubanks. Airdate: January 6, 1986

  • @bluebear1985
    @bluebear1985 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    According to announcer/radio DJ Randy West, a couple more people who were considered for the hosting job on this show were British presenter Bruce Forsyth, who had already hosted this format of the show in his native land, and Patrick Wayne. I'm guessing the former was already committed to doing "Hot Streak" on ABC, which may be why he didn't get the job, and thank goodness the latter didn't get it. Some people would unfortunately see how bad a host he would be four years later.

  • @benadams4807
    @benadams4807 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2:05 But before you can begin calling off high low cards, you must win our high low query.

  • @TheHairRadioShow
    @TheHairRadioShow 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Bob is very reliable and this version is not too bad but Jim Perry's version was best. The card ladies also had a wardrobe change from one version to the other. Interesting.

    • @facebook51ify
      @facebook51ify 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Changes in both CBS and nighttime versions in September and in October, 1986.

    • @KiddBloo86
      @KiddBloo86 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      The models on Perry's version stated with regular uniforms too.

    • @danalong1237
      @danalong1237 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      In MY opinion, both the Perry and Eubanks versions are the best!

  • @OliveOyl12590
    @OliveOyl12590 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    And "Press Your Luck" aired at Noon on WCBS in New York. "Press Your Luck" was deathslotted but had to be aired on the CBS owned and operated stations. I didn't recall any of the other surrounding CBS affiliates outside of the immediate New York market carrying "PTL" after Card Sharks returned on CBS.

    • @mitchellries256
      @mitchellries256 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      OliveOyl12590 You can't blame them. Body Language was just in a very unpopular time slot. The executives were worried that placing a new show like Card Sharks in that spot would make it do just as badly and they hoped that putting a popular show like Press Your Luck in that space would fix that but it didn't.

    • @OliveOyl12590
      @OliveOyl12590 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mitchellries256 I'm going to answer you here from the death slot angle. I have answered you in more detail in another response from other angles but my response here is the NBC version of Card Sharks did very well in the networks' two death slots, 10am and Noon Eastern. Jim Perry also did well with Sale Of The Century in the 10am Eastern slot for two years before its cancellation in 1989.

    • @mitchellries256
      @mitchellries256 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      OliveOyl12590 You can answer me in death shot single (what ever that means) as much as you want but that means nothing. You may have given me more detail but unless you have any facts to support that, then those details could be nothing more than lies.

  • @willmack5909
    @willmack5909 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    I can hardly fathom this aired almost thirty years ago...just doesn't seem possible, it seems new!

  • @willjarmon4418
    @willjarmon4418 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    So after watching the pilot and first episode I never noticed the year date on the first show was 1985 but it makes sense since the show premiered in January

  • @mikethechristiangamer85
    @mikethechristiangamer85 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I like this show just found it a few years ago but it's fun

  • @cutemimi25
    @cutemimi25 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    15:38 Instead of the usual "BUST" on screen that was shown the "$0" later episodes they changed back to "BUST"

  • @bluebear1985
    @bluebear1985 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    It was great that Card Sharks was revived when it was, but on the other hand, it meant banishing another great show to a lesser time slot, meaning it disappeared from some stations altogether which no longer showed network programming at 4pm.

  • @tyrese3745
    @tyrese3745 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Correct. Press Your Luck aired its last episode on Friday, September 26, 1986, although certain CBS affiliates dropped the series earlier in the year.

  • @jimmyboyzable
    @jimmyboyzable 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Lacey was my favorite.

    • @younghoss2877
      @younghoss2877 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes, Yes, Yes!

    • @blind_t2
      @blind_t2 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      jim hatten ya know, speaking of Lacey and bob, I think when bob was winding his home stretch of hosting his run of the rose parade, Lacey was there. Think she now works for a show on ABC. For sure she was there one year on a float.

  • @AaronBruceLadner
    @AaronBruceLadner 12 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Speaking of Jim Perry, He was Hosting SALE OF THE CENTURY when Bob Hosted CARD SHARKS.

    • @mauricesnell5886
      @mauricesnell5886 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And Bob Eubanks was also hosting "The New Newlywed Game" back then.

  • @tyrese3745
    @tyrese3745 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Correct. Body Language aired its last episode on the first Friday of the new year (January 3, 1986).

  • @tyrese3745
    @tyrese3745 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Card Sharks ran on WCBS-TV Channel 2 New York at 10:30am, with The Price is Right following at 11:00am.

    • @danalong1237
      @danalong1237 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And on WKYT and WHAS every day at 10:30am.

    • @allenhoward6068
      @allenhoward6068 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cincinnati wkrc 10:30 am card sharks tpir 11:00 wkrc news at noon

  • @aaronbruceladner1983
    @aaronbruceladner1983 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When CBS Brought Back CARD SHARKS in 1986, Original Host Jim Perry was Hosting SALE OF THE CENTURY

  • @davidbrunson8887
    @davidbrunson8887 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This replaced Press Your Luck on the CBS daytime game show lineup. So PYL's final ep must've aired on Fri. Jan 3, 1986, sandwiched between $25,000 Pyramid and Bob Barker's Price is Right.

    • @angrybirdsfan2003
      @angrybirdsfan2003 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +David Brunson Press Your Luck moved to the 4:00 PM timeslot, and that timeslot is mostly for pre-emptions, such as talk shows, news and sitcom re-runs.

    • @brycelandon6387
      @brycelandon6387 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      It was until September 1986, when CBS finally gave up offering programming in that timeslot and let affiliates figure out their own programming for it, which a lot of them were doing anyway.

    • @bdaddyn678
      @bdaddyn678 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      On one CBS affiliate (WHBF-TV Channel 4, Rock Island, Illinois, serving the Quad-Cities area), the 3PM central time zone slot was used for off network dramas that previously aired on CBS. It was first The Waltons, and later replaced by Dallas.

    • @nickbeebe7386
      @nickbeebe7386 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I wonder what WWMT Kalamazoo CBS station had in this time slot

  • @gilwood7530
    @gilwood7530 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    She is FRANCIS MCDERMONT FROM THE MOVIE "FARGO" She is perfect !

  • @pgtcf7806
    @pgtcf7806 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Press Your Luck" would have continued for another 10 years on CBS had it not been relegated to what had become the death time slot of 4pm ET due to affiliates opting to air syndicated or local programming...I say this because reruns of PYL on USA Network did no worse and occasionally did better than first-run PYL on CBS was doing at the end. Same thing with most of the reruns USA aired.

    • @ericpurkey7502
      @ericpurkey7502 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jeffery Willoughby Even if they would have offered Jim Perry the moon Jim Perry could not have done card sharks because Jim Perry had a contract with Nbc and he was hosting sale of the century and Nbc would haver never allowed Jim Perry do a game show on a competing network.

  • @Mrtv1017
    @Mrtv1017 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I sure would love to see this CBS version would air on Buzzr

    • @ericpurkey7502
      @ericpurkey7502 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Mrtv1017 Let Buzzr know you want to see this version of Card sharks on Buzzr buzzr is a cable network owned by freemantle media which owns the rights to the Jim Perry edition of Card sharks and the Bob Eubanks version I wish I had buzzr on my cable line up sure beats gsn.

    • @stephenholloway6893
      @stephenholloway6893 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's not cable. It's a over the air subchannel like Me-TV, Antenna TV, Movies, This TV, etc. Select cable companies do carry the channel but not Direct TV or Dish Network. For example, on the subchannel, ABC could be on say, 2-1 then another channel say Laff, 2-2, 2-3 This TV, etc.

    • @Rlotpir1972
      @Rlotpir1972 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      You got your wish. Only the first six weeks of episodes are aired on BUZZR right now.

  • @zachhoran
    @zachhoran 12 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Some stations showed PYL at Noon(WCBS), 9:30AM(WCAU Philly), or 5PM(WTRF Wheeling West Va.). KDKA aired Tattletales 80s and Body Language at 9:30AM(Pittsburgh), but at some point in 1986, dropped PYL and I think Love Connection at 9AM in favor of Hart to Hart reruns.

    • @mitchellries256
      @mitchellries256 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      At the end of the day, the spot that Body Language previously occupied was so unpopular with viewers that not even a popular show like Press Your Luck could help fix that.

  • @danielr4640
    @danielr4640 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bob Eubanks have hosted the best game shows on record next the Bob Barker and Jack Berry

  • @PittsburghPenguin
    @PittsburghPenguin 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Daryl is cute

  • @VahanNisanian
    @VahanNisanian 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Videotaped on December 21, 1985.

  • @VahanNisanian
    @VahanNisanian 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    And KCBS in Los Angeles aired PYL at 11:00 a.m.

  • @vanni9283
    @vanni9283 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    $5,200 is a good win for a first playing of the Money Cards!!!!

  • @jamiewillkner8742
    @jamiewillkner8742 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Back when game shows were not a popularity contest for fame.

  • @ecwiscott
    @ecwiscott 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I like the theme music from the NBC days better than the CBS version.

    • @PREGO1966
      @PREGO1966 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @ecwiscott ironically the theme from the NBC version originated on a show that only lasted 4 months on CBS

  • @michellepost3098
    @michellepost3098 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I used to watch Card Sharks on tv the summer of 1975, when I was age 14. It was 30 minutes, M-F, mornings. I liked it back then, but didn't know it was on in the 1980s. Those cards sure were big, during 1975. I don't like the 2021 version of it. Reboots of any show or game are rarely any good. I watched the Newlywed game as a child, with Eubanks hosting. He was cute.

    • @PREGO1966
      @PREGO1966 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @michellepost3098 not possible Card Sharks did not premiere on NBC til 1978, and the CBS version didn't until 1986

  • @excuseyou77
    @excuseyou77  12 ปีที่แล้ว

    No. Michael Larson's run happened in 1984, two years before the show ended. Secondly, when Card Sharks debuted, CBS moved PYL out its morning slot to another one at 4 PM, replacing it with CS. The ratings suffered in response of that, causing the end of PYL.

    • @OliveOyl12590
      @OliveOyl12590 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      CBS brought back Card Sharks and deathslotted Press Your Luck because Mark Goodson wanted Rod Roddy to replace Johnny Olson on The Price Is Right.
      Mark Goodson wanted more money from CBS to renew The Price Is Right. CBS claimed they couldn't "afford" both Press Your Luck and The Price Is Right. Mark Goodson offered CBS Card Sharks to replace Body Language and CBS took him up on it.
      At the time, Johnny Olson had recently passed away and CBS wasn't crazy about Gene Wood on The Price Is Right. Also, Press Your Luck was even in ratings going up against Sale Of The Century and Wheel Of Fortune was kicking the shit out of The Price Is Right in the 11am Eastern time slot.
      Unfortunately, Johnny Olson's death, CBS' horrible ratings and Mark Goodson's shear greed were the perfect storm for Press Your Luck's lousy fate.

  • @JayseGreene
    @JayseGreene 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    I have the entire video on my channel.

  • @bdaddyn678
    @bdaddyn678 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    At least the contestants do not get "whammied" on this show. ☺☺☺

  • @aaronbruceladner1983
    @aaronbruceladner1983 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:58

  • @brycelandon6387
    @brycelandon6387 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is the first time I have watched Card Sharks in any form. It's okay, I guess, but Press Your Luck is way, way more fun and exciting. Maybe I need to watch a few more episodes of Card Sharks before I pass final judgment on it.

  • @landrykkb
    @landrykkb 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I thought they should have at least used the same theme as the original Card Sharks on NBC.I like & respect Bob Eubanks immensely,don't get me wrong,but I didn't feel his personality was best suited for an often intense and serious game like Card Sharks,but you obviously still need to have the sense of humor to balance it out.

  • @tpir1972
    @tpir1972 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is the show that replaced Body Language, didn't it?

  • @tyrese3745
    @tyrese3745 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Who can blame the viewers? I guess they got tired of seeing the Whammy and instead got interested in seeing a contestant try to win up to $32,000, $3,000 more than the original NBC version. But look on the bright side: Peter Tomarken had a great three years hosting "America's Most Competitve Game". As the Brady Kids once suggested in the episode of "Dough Re Mi" back in early 1972, "When it's time to change, then it's time to change".

    • @mitchellries256
      @mitchellries256 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Christopher Howell I think what happened in the end was that the executives of CBS wanted Press Your Luck to go where Body Language was because they were worried that a new show like Card Sharks wouldn't do as well in that space. In reality, Press Your Luck suffered a decline in viewership simply because people weren't tuning into that starting at that time. At the end of that day, neither of those shows would've done better at 4:00 p.m..

    • @OliveOyl12590
      @OliveOyl12590 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mitchellries256 No. CBS knew exactly what it was doing and caved in to Mark Goodson to keep themselves from losing The Price Is Right.

    • @mitchellries256
      @mitchellries256 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      OliveOyl12590 Incredibly wrong. If CBS knew what they were doing, then they'd still have Card Sharks, Press Your Luck and The Price is Right back than.

    • @OliveOyl12590
      @OliveOyl12590 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mitchellries256 Sadly, Mitchell. I HATE to say it. I am right.
      Mark Goodson wanted a king's ransom from CBS to renew The Price Is Right. CBS claimed it couldn't "afford" both Press Your Luck and The Price Is Right. Really? That and they were giving away hundreds of thousands on The $100,000 Pyramid??
      Oddly enough, Mark Goodson wanted Rod Roddy to replace the recently deceased Johnny Olson. Gene Wood was announcing for The Price Is Right just after Johnny died but CBS wasn't thrilled with Gene's announcing on the show and The Price Is Right was getting its teeth kicked in by Wheel Of Fortune in the ratings. Also, Press Your Luck and Sale Of The Century were even in the ratings.
      The problems CBS were facing seemed astronomical considering they had a Goliath in Press Your Luck that they only needed to be the "lead in" show to its cash cow. When your "lead in" show fades in popularity from a cult classic to a draw that is just pedestrian but still better than your cash cow and your bread and butter is getting killed by Wheel Of Fortune on NBC, you have major issues.

    • @mitchellries256
      @mitchellries256 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      OliveOyl12590 You can explain all you want but I still don't believe you. For all I know you could be making all this stuff up. Not to mention you have no sources to back that up. Besides it doesn't matter. Because at the end of the day, CBS want able to have all shows running at once successfully so no matter what they did, it just wouldn't work out in the end. But if you ask me that's okay because all three of those shows (Pyramid, PYL and Card Sharks are on ABC now so they don't have to worry about Price is Right stealing any thunder from them now. Also I never asked for your opinion so shut up.

  • @ryanstrnad8442
    @ryanstrnad8442 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Was it true Johnny Olson announced the pilot for this show? Must've right before he had passed away.

    • @j.r.g.3849
      @j.r.g.3849 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Johnny Olson announced for the 1978 Card Sharks pilot, but I don't think he had any involvement with the development of the 1986 version.

    • @erikbunty2016
      @erikbunty2016 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      He also was an occasional sub for Jim Perry's version.

    • @aaronbruceladner1983
      @aaronbruceladner1983 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I Found a 1985 CARD SHARKS Pilot, Where the Announcer was Bob Hilton

  • @tpir1972
    @tpir1972 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is the show that eventually gave PYL the axe on CBS.

  • @L1011Widebody
    @L1011Widebody 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    It doesn't have the pep and energy that the original Card Sharks had. It's too mellow.

    • @excuseyou77
      @excuseyou77  10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      To be fair, the first few weeks of Perry CS moved just as slow when it first started, too.

    • @L1011Widebody
      @L1011Widebody 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      excuseyou77
      A valid point. But in my mind, I'll always prefer the peppier, more energetic style that the Jim Perry version eventually settled into. It was perfect in my mind, and the theme song was iconic. With all respect to Bob, he seems much better suited to something more laid back and casual -- he was perfect on the Newlywed Game.

    • @cutemimi25
      @cutemimi25 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      L-1011 Widebody I find Eubanks more enjoyable than Bill Rafferty.

    • @Brandonc-on6tt
      @Brandonc-on6tt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      excuseyou77 I still think this version is way better than the awful 2001 revival.

    • @garryjohnson9918
      @garryjohnson9918 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      TheTVAddict you can say that again

  • @pgtcf7806
    @pgtcf7806 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    They should have offered Perry the moon to come back and host this...it might have had a 5-7 year run as opposed to just 3. Eubanks was good but he didn't have that suspense in his voice like Perry, especially when someone had a good Money Cards.

    • @disneydanny2
      @disneydanny2 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      i think that would have been difficult as he was hosting Sale Of The Century (daytime and syndicated) + i think he was also doing a show in Canada iirc

    • @excuseyou77
      @excuseyou77  10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jim Perry was considered. He was doing Sale of the Century and Definition, so he couldn't do it.

    • @tyrese3745
      @tyrese3745 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah, why would he leave both successful shows?

    • @pgtcf7806
      @pgtcf7806 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Perry was doing Sale of the Century and Definition at the time...he could have left Definition (which was experiencing a decline in popularity by 1986) and hosted Sale and nighttime Card Sharks and could have kept CS going into the '90s.

  • @NYIslander12
    @NYIslander12 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    oh, ok

  • @NYIslander12
    @NYIslander12 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    PYL was axed because of the Michael Larson scandal

  • @paullarue2010
    @paullarue2010 ปีที่แล้ว

    Granny?!

  • @allenhall8557
    @allenhall8557 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    christina aguilera

  • @paullarue2010
    @paullarue2010 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    I don't understand the New York accent.

  • @freemandam1
    @freemandam1 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Funny funny 17:24

  • @joea.9969
    @joea.9969 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    This card sharks is better, but the theme is not as good as the original version.

  • @davidtolbert1843
    @davidtolbert1843 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ll

  • @jennysimmons5828
    @jennysimmons5828 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Really good parenting, going on a game show a week before you give birth. Nothing like mega doses of adrenaline for your kid

  • @iwanaGoFast2010
    @iwanaGoFast2010 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This game is stupid. I wish i was sticking it in those card dealers right now though.

  • @red03mitsu
    @red03mitsu 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Sorry but Jim Perry was better

  • @tourstagez101
    @tourstagez101 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I was so sad and disappointed when I saw this. Growing up as a little boy, there was nothing compared to the Perry version. This set SUCKED, the theme SUCKED. Eubanks couldn’t hold Perry’s jock strap. Enough said.