Hawks: drunk Dabi: shook and jealous God: disappointed Mom: stills wanting a normal child Dad: still getting the milk Me: happy and very tired lol HOTEL?; 𝚃ℝɪᐯ𝑎Ⓖ𝗢
Me sitting in my bed crying over my ex who dumped me because I'm bi. Yagami: That's not allowed here. Thank u so much 😍💙 Edit, thank you all for all the amazing and kind words it means so much to know that I'm not the only one with this problem 😭😭😭.. thank you all so very much!!!
Sleep-we don’t need it Homework:we don’t need it School:we don’t need it Food:we need it Something to drink:we need it Yagami yato aduios: WE NEED IT😌💅✨
99.9% of the comment section: SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK me: *concerned noises* Sleep is veeerrry important fam so listen to this in the morning or jus go sleep to this I'm worried for your health 😔
Message for Yagami: I tried going in the Discord but it said it was expired. Help T^T Also bird man needs to like stop drinking but- he's hilarious so keep it coming
plot twist i’m actually drunk as well and passed out on the floor edit: I JUST FINISHED IT AND I DIDNT KNOW HE TAKES US TO THE ROOF AND ALL I CANT IMAGINE IS DRUNK HAWKS CARRYING US WHILE PASSED OUT-
Me: * Wakes up* Me: *Opens TH-cam* Me: * Sees yagami yato posted something* Me: “Hehehe you know what time it is” Me: *Dose school work with Yagami yato blaring in my ears* Side note/ I LOVE YOU MISS YAGAMI💖🥺
Min 21:26. * A door is heard opening * * I turn around and realize it's the audio * I was scared I thought it was in real life, it's 1am, my parents would kill me if they knew I'm awake.
Is it one in the morning? Maybe. You scrolling through the comments looking for some good memes? Maybe... Do you have an infinite amount of work that has to be done tomorrow, meaning that you have to wake up at four in the morning, and you aren't going to be able to sleep tomorrow, either? ...Maybe~ You'll be ded wrong if you think ima miss out on this tho-
Hawks: drunk af God: disappointed Mom: surprised Dad: with god also disappointed Me: 1 hour blush session My sister: joins My brother: snitch My family: 😳
Hawks: drunk
Dabi: shook and jealous
God: disappointed
Mom: stills wanting a normal child
Dad: still getting the milk
Me: happy and very tired lol
HOTEL?; 𝚃ℝɪᐯ𝑎Ⓖ𝗢
Oooooh he/she/they happy and tired? Got down to business didn't you?
Gemini Twitch haha ya no just school and listening at like 6 in the morning lol no it’s the non samich for me
This fits me so well
HAHAHAHA THIS
dabi is probably gonna beat my ass next time and what😒
Drunk hawks:"So here we go again kid."
*chuckles* I'm in trouble
I’m in danger
*chuckles* i'm in danger
Takami Keigo every hawk simp watching this
Hee hee, I’m in *DANGER*
Yagami: **Posts**
Her Fans: *YOU WANNA SEE SOME REAL SPEED?!*
(Wow thanks for all the likes-)
Trueeeee
Why did i say that on the shinsou video 👁️👄👁️
@@nagi4443 because both are worthy of our spEeD (◍•ᴗ•◍)❤
@@camwindthuggishanimates7076 yes (●’◡’●)ﾉ
True I ran and put earbuds in lol 😂
WHO CARES ABOUT SLEEP WHEN YOU HAVE THJS
i s e e y o u e v e r y w h e r e
@@venbenn_oop-
YES
Yes
HAUSCJSJD
*I want my future boyfriend to call me baby bird- but as if i will ever get a bf my heart only belongs to fictional boys*
I want mine to call me little mouse
i want my non existent future bf to either call me baby bird or teddy bear
If you like this comment, Hawks will appear in your room tommorrow
Thats terrifying👁👄👁
@@shsbbzbza5318 no its not
thatweirdkid He’d rail you✨
i’ll peg him❤️
tendousthiccthighs as you should
Hawks: shut up before I get angry
Me: didn’t say anything
Same me on other side of the camera talking shit
Time stamp for when he says it?
Yato officially reads minds
Lol I was going threw Hawks playlist while on Pinterest 😭🤣
fr i was like yk i could really use a ha- oh
@@xpdustr lmao right 🤣
literally same
@@reitalks04 lmao
Sleep?
We dont know her 😌✨💅
been there done that
felt that
sleep is for the ✨W Ë Ä K✨
period 😌
Nobody:
Me: spending a minute trying to comment something funny
I like your pfp
**nearly falls asleep**
iPad: *DING*
Me: w- well- SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK
Takami Keigo, no it just makes you less cool but not like anyone can get less cool so your good!
LEAVE HIM ALONE *hits*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA >:3 >:V
Takami keigo I just said you COULDN’T GET LESS COOL AND YOUR FINEEE, DONT MAKE ME HATE MYSELF MOREEEE
I AM SPEEEDD
Edit: 26:37
Hawks: It's just me,you,and the moon
Me: *thinking about the asdf movie clip*
Moon: HeY yOu TwO sHoUlD kIsS!
**subscribes while wheezing**
I thought if avatar the last airbender, Yue 😶
@@wtf_am_i_doing4409 😂 same
OH MY GOD YESSSSS
Me sitting in my bed crying over my ex who dumped me because I'm bi.
Yagami: That's not allowed here.
Thank u so much 😍💙
Edit, thank you all for all the amazing and kind words it means so much to know that I'm not the only one with this problem 😭😭😭.. thank you all so very much!!!
that should not be a valid reason for a breakup wtf hope you find someone better damn
Bro the exact same thing actually happened to me, he told me he thought I had a dick and I was like 👁👄👁
He said I was Satan's spawn that I was going to hell but hey who needs a bf when you have this 🙂😅
@@lizchristmas7677 ain't that the truth
they don’t deserve someone like you. get over here I give you hug and kiss
Nobody:
Yatofans: *we are SPEED*
Yes indeed ribbit
You wanna see some real speeed
24:03 ''It's the look on your face for me, Kid'' I AM DYINGKJSJHFA,SDJFSKBJB
Its the 🥴 for meeeeee
Sleep-we don’t need it
Homework:we don’t need it
School:we don’t need it
Food:we need it
Something to drink:we need it
Yagami yato aduios:
WE NEED IT😌💅✨
That one aphmau Fan UwU
All I can think of is spongebob saying- I NEED IT
comfy pjs xD
Nobody:
Not one soul:
Me:"✨aGe AiNt nOtHinG bUt A nUmbEr✨"
AHAHA I wholeheartedly agree
911 is also just a number
jAiL iS jUSt A rOoM ✨
PolicE is JuSt a pErsOn
✨ SWEET HOME ALABAMA✨😃😃
Me: Depressed
Mom: Mad and want a normal child
Dad: trying to come back for getting milk
God: Disappointed
Sister: weeb but only a straight shipper
Hotel: Trivago
Bread : ✨ wHeAt✨
Sir this is a: Wendy's drive-thru
@@LOVER.c0m sir this is :a McDonald's drive thru
Sir this is a: Taco bell drive-thru
Normies: Wtf is this-
Weebs: YESSIRRRRRRR😎😎😎🥳🥳😎🎊🎉🎊
99.9% of the comment section: SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK
me: *concerned noises*
Sleep is veeerrry important fam so listen to this in the morning or jus go sleep to this I'm worried for your health 😔
I sleep to her audio everynight i fell so dirty minded. But its worth it-😋😋
NUUUUUUUU its worth it
when some random ass person from the comment section cares about my health >>>
Plot twist: the person that posted this comment didnt sleep for 28 hours straight-
Hawks: I just appreciate you for you
Me: . . .
*is that even possible-*
Hawks is...
ZADDY
Yes❤️
Hawks is......
UGLY
I said zoom zoom and came right here like the damn flash even tho I’m in the middle of a panic attack
Tenisha Roberts aw thank you so much I’m doing a bit better
Impressive
Amora Romaji ikr
Tenisha Roberts yup yup yup ❤️
""who needs school anyways"" -via2020
Message for Yagami: I tried going in the Discord but it said it was expired. Help T^T
Also bird man needs to like stop drinking but- he's hilarious so keep it coming
You and I both :')
Hi
UwU
@@II-mp2jo Hi uwu OwO
@@alyssawalls3638 OwO
yESSIR
Yt is drunk again--
plot twist i’m actually drunk as well and passed out on the floor
edit: I JUST FINISHED IT AND I DIDNT KNOW HE TAKES US TO THE ROOF AND ALL I CANT IMAGINE IS DRUNK HAWKS CARRYING US WHILE PASSED OUT-
Me: * Wakes up*
Me: *Opens TH-cam*
Me: * Sees yagami yato posted something*
Me: “Hehehe you know what time it is”
Me: *Dose school work with Yagami yato blaring in my ears*
Side note/ I LOVE YOU MISS YAGAMI💖🥺
Sameeee
OMG HAWKS BBY U DRUNK AGAIN MSJSHSHAJEU
y’all are talking about how early you are while i’m over here crying about the last part🙈
When you stay up and yagami posts 😩👌🏼
I NEVER CLICKED SO F A S T
SAKUSA
i thought you love to be 🎇c l e a n🎇
chile didn’t see this coming🧍♀️
I think Hawks ABSOLUTELY loves your username
ears??? ✨blessed✨
*me finishing the ushijima autio at 1:30 am *
yagami: 💫new hawks audio💫
me: welp guess I'll stay up
When you’re early but have nothing funny to say👁👄👁
True XD
Fr😭✌️
omg but like imagine this-.....
Hawks : **exists**
LIKE CAN U IMAGINE
😊
Hahahahha ✨only imagine✨
That would make me more nervous to listen to these audios lmao
If he exist the world will have a war😂😂
Hey you yeah you I know you have school tomorrow so go to sleep.
After you finish listening to this or don't❤
You do realize it’s Friday and tomorrow is Saturday?
It's Saturday 👁️👄👁️
noya my comment was from friday
@@nctgrimm what i never said anything about your comment👁️👄👁️
My friend: You need to stop listening to these and get some sleep.
Me: Sleep? Never heard of her. (￣^￣)ゞ
LMAO
M-mina? gurl whatchu doing here 👁👄👁
@@julssinterlude Nothing 😳
i have never clicked on a video so fast as this one
hawks is :....
DADDY BIRD 🦅🥺💖✨
i see the notif
*i click*
I WILL LISTEN TO DIS IN ONLINE CLASSES
I am
I love your pfp very christain
I love your pfp very christain
I love your pfp very christain
Same..my teacher and classmate are concerned cause I'm blushing and smiling alone😂😂
i’ve watched this like every night for the past 2 weeks and starts with ‘so here we go again’ and i’m like
💖👄💖 ‘yes again’
No views
55 likes
Guys i think youtube is drunk-
I seen that shit and was like bish wha-
went drinking with hawks
@@humanp6992 👁️👄👁️
When hawks laughed. My heart went "MSUDVSUNSIDHKDHDHBFJ✨rail✨ meMSHDBDHRNHDJDU"
Tamaki's Bunny oh?😳
@@tamakiamajiki5194 i- i can explain
Tamaki's Bunny then explain
@@tamakiamajiki5194 first of all. I love love love love you. Second of all, I couldn't resist this chicken
Tamaki's Bunny I forgive you my bunny 😉😚
I AM SPEED SISTER LET THE SINNING BEGIN
He Toga
togaaa what are you doing in the comment sectionnnnnnn
@@Vixiesticks Hi HaHa
@@Vixiesticks uhh nothing...
Toga wtf?
IM HERE FOR MY DRUNK BIRD BOYFRIEND THAT I SHARE WITH THOUSANDS OF OTHERS
Me: its 2:19am, i should go to sleep..
Yagami Yato: *post*
Me: I don’t need sleep
2:39❤️✌️
What is this sleep you speak of?
2:26here
Sleep? Pfft who's that ?
Who’s sleep?
Hawks: you think you can face me kid?
Me: 💪👁👄👁 *yEs*
Aaaah his voice is soo relaxing I was literally falling asleep with just his voice 🥴😝
Me when he calls me dumbass: are you BAKUGO all the sudden
Lol I was making ramen...
🍜🍜🍜🍜🍜🍜🍜l
Edit: I'm done with my ramennn🍜🍜🍜🍜
@@joestar_kid5208 yes we can eat snack and watch anime🍜🍜🤩🤩
Was it good what flavor?
🍜
AHHSJSHSHS I BEEN WAITIN FOR THIS ONE TURN IT UP😌✨
Their voice is amazing! 😍 I need more stuff like this in my life
My therapist: “so what makes you happy?”
My mind: “Yagami yato”
Me: “oh nothing much really...”
Nobody:
Me: *trying to think of something funny to write before it’s to late*
Min 21:26.
* A door is heard opening * * I turn around and realize it's the audio *
I was scared I thought it was in real life, it's 1am, my parents would kill me if they knew I'm awake.
SAME TvT
Me: *scrolling through comments*
Hawks: “not being the top is the same as being the bottom”
Me: “WHAT”
Hawks: “not like that kid”
Me: “bullshit-“
Exactly i was like
WHERE AM I??
WHAT ARE WE DOING??
😭😭
ok but how come videos like these make me feel more loved than I've ever felt in my past relationships?
everyone can have their religion but yagami is my goddess ✨
Aahhh shizz my air pods just died but wait I still have earphones that aren't broken 😎😎😎😎
😝🥳
Hawks: your so got dang attractive
*Me looking like a beast*
Me: why thank you :>
Yeshh 15 secs BTW LOVE YOU MY QUEEN ❤️❤️
He really did the “it’s the _____ for me”
Every time I hear hawks, I have suddenly been gifted with ✨sleep✨
IM EARLY FINALLY HAHDNFTDF GET REKTED
SAME BUT MINES NOT EVEN LOADING
Hawks: * talking about committing die if him and listener broke up *
me, who knows about the cheating hawks trend on tik tok: oh nu ;-;
Am I the only one that started to cry with he started to talk about the trauma
no ;-;
Same ;-;
Is it one in the morning?
Maybe.
You scrolling through the comments looking for some good memes?
Maybe...
Do you have an infinite amount of work that has to be done tomorrow, meaning that you have to wake up at four in the morning, and you aren't going to be able to sleep tomorrow, either?
...Maybe~
You'll be ded wrong if you think ima miss out on this tho-
this.
“Here we go agian kid...”
Me: **Laughter**
Im in danger. ;)
Hawks: Faaawk that-
me- instantly turns into that...
hahahah i know i know i'm
H Ī Ł Á R Â Ï Ü Š
I love waking up to this.
I'm a new follower/subscriber here and all I can say is that I absolutely love your Hawks voice! It's so fucking good I can't~
Simple, i see Hawks asmr, I *CLICK*
yes
yes
Yes
yes
Yes
yes
HAHHAHJS IM EARLY BUT I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY
YES
Y E S
YES
YES
im in class... but its okay... yagami yato time!
*dabi has joined the chat*
Me: AND I OOP
Lo mejor a las 5:32 am jajaja 😳👌🏻
Listening to this drunk with my drunk friends in our sleepover
I use these to fall asleep idk why but these always calm me to the point im sleepy thank you continue doing what you do😊😁😌
I'm here early for once, I got the notification early for once not 3 hours late
Me doing homework:
*Zones out of the audio for a minute to write something down*
Hawks: You crusty chicken nugget...
Me:DABI?!?!?!
its nice to see some people aren't sinners to the 18+ world-
Hawks: drunk af
God: disappointed
Mom: surprised
Dad: with god also disappointed
Me: 1 hour blush session
My sister: joins
My brother: snitch
My family: 😳
Hotel:trivago
Slice of cake: eat it too
Friend: you don't listen to these audios on a regular basis...do you?
Me: ...no.
Also me: *deletes search history, watch history, and TikTok*
Me: happy
Mom: needs a normal child
Dad: at work 24/7
Sis: disappointed
God: send her to the devil
The devil: god please keep her
...
Hotel: TrIvAgO
KSIAHAJSJAHAJAJSNS IM DONE HELP ME IM LITERALLY CHOKING AND ROLLING ON THE FLOOR
Hawks : * talks to me *
Me : * blushes and listens to him while I sit there*
Oh btw cece, if you don't mind could you do a really wholesome and sweet hawks for one? (You don't HV to but I think that would be rlly interesting!)
Notifications: Yaga-
Me: *yes*
1min early! Also
No one gonna talk abt how thousands of ppl basically have a crush on Cece...?
Hawks: *appears in MHA/BNHA*
Yagami Yato: "its free real estate"
My ears: "you know what . . .
I'm out" 👁️👄👁️
The way I SQUEALED
This is 10/10
i mad that i didn’t get this notification
Me to
just when i was feeling super duper sad and thought it would be great if yagami did another hawks audio.
i freaking love this humain
C'mon Hawks, I'll take ya home!
Hawks: shut up dumb ass
Me: I-i.. didn’t say anything