My parents: *asleep* My sisters: *asleep* My crush: *probably asleep My friends: *also asleep* Everyone in my neighborhood: *asleep* The Ghost in my house: *probably asleep too* Basically everyone I know: *ASLEEP* Me: *almost brakes both my thumbs and my phone because I was tapping so fast and so aggressively*
Me and my friends call each other our favorite yagami yato character nicknames and they get cute ones like “puppy” or “sunshine nugget” but they call me “Chicken tender”😭
Me: *listening to the hawks audio peacefully* Also me: I want a possesive boyfriendddddd. How do some people not like assertive, possesive boyfriends. These are my points: 1. It gives me a reason to avoid social events 2. I get a cute ass boyfriend 3. He probably cuddly and affectionate as shit if he wants me around all the time 4. That shits fucking hot, like a imagine going out and public and some person looks at you for a millisecond to longand they all over you makimg you feel like the most precious thing in the world 5. Don't EVEN get me started on if someone flirts with you. I want a boyfriend who ready to throw hands on sight if someone is making me uncomfortable or something 6. You never have to go anywhere along. I don't know about y'all but I HATE going anywhere alone, because of anxiety, and he'd go with you anywhere and be your support boi anytime Damn I'm making myself thirty for an imaginary boyfriend I made up- I'mma stop
@@toxicmf379 nah, it's fine, hoenst mistake. Some lines in certain videos are gendered towards female, so I get the assumption. It's hard to tell. Thanks for apologising though, I appreciate it.
@@eepygrimm LOL sAME BRUH like i was hearing a an audio and like i was going to turn off my notifications because it was bothering me. And i saw a Yagami yato notification and i clicked on it. Its 4.28am rn. I was listening to audios since 2am O. O
✨”Oh hawks! I love you my honey sweet barbecue , freshly glazed ,crisped , smoked ,medium rare , nicely baked , fresh out of the oven , finger licken’ good chicken tender”✨
U SoUnd LiKe My BrOtHeRs WheN i BriNg uP A Boy last time i brought up one of my guy friends and my brother who looks like a wrestler flips the table and yells NOT THAT BASTRD I SWEAR ILL RIP HIM LIM FROM LIM *me confused on the fact that he just gave me his hoodie for a hour* malcolm:*continue's to yell for reason* *other siblings avoiding the situation* Me: *being a smolbeean
I just found out that the guy that was voicing these characters is actually a GIRL!! HOW THE HELL DO YOU DO THAT?! YOU'RE SO TALENTED AND I CAN'T EVEN TALK PROPERLY!?
Me: *sex repulsed asexual* Hawks: kid~ Me: 👁👄👁... suddenly I have a urge- (I’m an aroace. These asmrs just help with my issues, they make me feel better, loved. Cece’s do talented!)
"im not simping over a bird boy"
"im not simping over a bird boy"
"im not simping over a bird boy"
"im not over a bir- GOD DAMMIT"
I felt that on a whole new level
I'm not afraid to say this- I will simp for him, all ways will :>
I know right
Mood
Simping doesn't even begin to cover it at this point
Hawks:"Your'e my baby bird"
Me: "ChEep cHeEp"
LMAOOOO
im wHEEZING-
IM CRYING AKSHDVXBX
DKEJJBEJFNKEND STOPPP LMAOOO
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
I’m not simping over a chicken
I’m not simping over a chicken
I’m not simping over a chicken
I’m not simping over a chicken
I’m simping over a chiken
@@vxmppandora yes I call him a chiken
WAIT HES A CHICKEN
@@mha.deku_midoriya_izudeku5505 No-
he a birb
My parents: *asleep*
My sisters: *asleep*
My crush: *probably asleep
My friends: *also asleep*
Everyone in my neighborhood: *asleep*
The Ghost in my house: *probably asleep too*
Basically everyone I know: *ASLEEP*
Me: *almost brakes both my thumbs and my phone because I was tapping so fast and so aggressively*
Yes sister
Me 🤣🤣🤣
breaks*
SME
SLEEP IS OVERRATED
Here we go again.
Puts headphones on:
Locks door:
Grabs pillow:
Welp I can relate
Yes
I just got my headphones today so😎my back gonna be broke
@@siida340 YES JOIN US
Mhm yes sounds about right 😌
Damn, the whole KFC bucket? Don’t mind if I do-
BAHSHAHHAHAHAHSDHHSIWJSHDSWJ
I CANT WITH THIS COMMENT SECTION AHSHSBSHSBAHHAA
@@wh0slyn954 ME EITHER HASDJSSHJD
JMJFHSVSHSVDGSJAKSBHDB *wheeezzzeeee*
I’m dead
Is it just me or scroll through the comments during the video
It helps me not to scream at 3:13am
I do too and it is really funny
I do that too
Its 3am i have 2 assignments due in 4 hours and im doing this....
I just know god is disapointed
I'm not looking
Nobody:
Not even a single soul:
Yagami Yato fans: ✨I AM SPEED-✨
Fr they really said lightning mc Queen
I AM SPEED
@@state_farm1263 i know right :)
Every time i go to one of ceces videos see this damn joke lmao its get funnier and funnier each time cuz its soooo stupid at this point
Hawks says “I am speed” in the video game and I d i e d
*headphones in*
Me: captain we’re ready for take off
Omg why was this so me
Departure will commence in
10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1,
video playing now
HAHAHAHAHA
Hawks: Calls us baby bird
Me: That's another nickname added to the pile
Edit: Holy crap peeps thanks for 60 likes :3
Me and my friends call each other our favorite yagami yato character nicknames and they get cute ones like “puppy” or “sunshine nugget” but they call me “Chicken tender”😭
@@maggie6685 i wish I had friends that listened to Yagami Yato 🤧😭, actually I don't even have friends 😔😭
I swear if someone calls me chicken nugget just because I'm small and listen to Yamga Yato I swear in the name of all might,
Amy Heddings Same
@@maggie6685 imma just go over to my innocent friends and introduce them to yagami then we can call each other nick names :)
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Me: clicking faster than lightning McQueen bc it’s a hawks audio 😌
Im with ya sis but i skipped till fa sammoch but im going back XD 28:57
Same here clicked so fast then I saw hawks then I saw just like 😏☺
*K A C H O W*
Me: *crying because I love Hawks*
My sister: you’re adopted I hope you know that
Lmfaooo
Aw no....
I won't ask why your here kirishima-
Mina Ashido we don’t talk about it
Why does everyone like Hawks so much?!
"Playing cat and mouse with me?"
*shinso? Dabi? Is that you? ;-;*
*SCREEEEEEEEE*
What shigaraki's chapstick- *SiNcE wHeN dId He HaVe ChApStIcK*
@@TheCreatureeeee I ran away from him when he tried to eat me, bro. Please don't remind me *PTSD intensifies*
*they are learning, they are evolving, and they’re here*
@@bennett_is_dead5147 BAHAHAHAHAHAH
Hawks: *mentions how he would hate to loose his wings*
Me: *thinks about the manga* uhm- hawks my love my dear we need to talk
LMFAO YES
My anime-only self is shaking (i don't mind spoilers...but...QwQ)
mmmm KFC♡
BRUH WHY YOU GOTTA SPOIL IT LIKE THAT SRETEYFFBFDGFMHFHNFTHDGVH
@@maiura146 I nearly painted the suggestion u figured it out yourself 😂😂
Me : *listening to another asmr*
Yagami yato : * post hawks asmr*
Me: got go fast
I know it's dumb
That s so me
Bakugou what the frik are you doing here ;-;
Me: *listening to the hawks audio peacefully*
Also me: I want a possesive boyfriendddddd. How do some people not like assertive, possesive boyfriends. These are my points:
1. It gives me a reason to avoid social events
2. I get a cute ass boyfriend
3. He probably cuddly and affectionate as shit if he wants me around all the time
4. That shits fucking hot, like a imagine going out and public and some person looks at you for a millisecond to longand they all over you makimg you feel like the most precious thing in the world
5. Don't EVEN get me started on if someone flirts with you. I want a boyfriend who ready to throw hands on sight if someone is making me uncomfortable or something
6. You never have to go anywhere along. I don't know about y'all but I HATE going anywhere alone, because of anxiety, and he'd go with you anywhere and be your support boi anytime
Damn I'm making myself thirty for an imaginary boyfriend I made up- I'mma stop
Imaginary boyfriend. I feel you, girl. Cuz I have a lot of them.
@@toxicmf379 I'm a boy, sorry if I confused you, my channel name doesn't give it away, so I don't blame you 😅
But fax girl
@@DunkinsGrandeMocha Ouh- so you're a boy. Sorry. 😅 I'm too straight until I didn't realised.
@@toxicmf379 nah, it's fine, hoenst mistake. Some lines in certain videos are gendered towards female, so I get the assumption. It's hard to tell. Thanks for apologising though, I appreciate it.
I relate to this so much my GOSH
Who are bruh girls here?
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Ayyyyyyyy
here
thatbaguette 1
👋
Ayy brooo
* terrible French accent*
I have arrived
Me staying up late
Yagami Yato "let me just upload real quick"
Me tired af: I can stay up 35 more minutes
me too. i was literally about to turn my phone off and then i got the notification
@@eepygrimm Exactly lol-
@@eepygrimm LOL sAME BRUH like i was hearing a an audio and like i was going to turn off my notifications because it was bothering me. And i saw a Yagami yato notification and i clicked on it. Its 4.28am rn. I was listening to audios since 2am O. O
Do you mean 35 minutes and 19 seconds? Not trying to correct I swear I was just trying to be funny.
Yagami Yato: 'posts'
My brother beside me: you aint watching that-
My finger: *LE CLICK*
Also me: erm..my finger slipped-
Totaly me- also bakugou- since when do you like hawks-
@@urmom-gf7iq since i met Chicken Nuggets.-
Don't worry cuz this is SFW version lol,unless...
*Him giving me a lot of nicknames*
Me:*Trying to find a cute nickname for him* Uhh Da...ddy? mOvinG oN
"My sweet salmonella ridden chicken leg."
"Chicken nugget" UwU I pick "Chicken nugget" OwO
✨”Oh hawks! I love you my honey sweet barbecue , freshly glazed ,crisped , smoked ,medium rare , nicely baked , fresh out of the oven , finger licken’ good chicken tender”✨
I spit my tea out
"big bird" "mommys favriote snack"
HOW ARE THERE ALREADY SO MANY COMMENTS WHEN IT JUST GOT POSTED A SECOND AGO?!
Fr
That's my question
Like how tf does someone get this many comments in a minute
Magic!
ikr
yagami: posts
me: YOU WANNA SEE SOME REAL SPEED?
New McDonald's: *opens*
Me: wanna see some real speed bitch
@Liz TriesToEdit -I'm so sorry bro
Me: YOU WANNA SEE SOME REAL SPEED ILL SHOW YOU SOME REAL SPEED
LMFAO
someone dislikes hawks audio
Me : * loads shotgun * I just wanna talk
Isabelle Gilburd *grabs knives* Lemme join ya
@@whisperfox nothing would make me happier
U SoUnd LiKe My BrOtHeRs WheN i BriNg uP A Boy last time i brought up one of my guy friends and my brother who looks like a wrestler flips the table and yells NOT THAT BASTRD I SWEAR ILL RIP HIM LIM FROM LIM *me confused on the fact that he just gave me his hoodie for a hour* malcolm:*continue's to yell for reason* *other siblings avoiding the situation*
Me: *being a smolbeean
@susan spivak ....
@susan spivak 0-0 calm down please take a deep breath bro. ok?
SCREAMSSSS WHY ARE YOU SO FAST QUEEN?!?!? 😭😭😭 WHY WE GOING SO FASTTT
ily btw thankyou for doing God's work 😔👉👈❤
Lmaooo
ANGELS, COME IN HERE AND GET YA'LL JUICE!
Ight 𝙥𝙖𝙨𝙨 𝙢𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙟𝙪𝙞𝙘𝙚 𝙗𝙤𝙞- •-•
Pass it on
@@ShotoTodoroki-tq2us todoroki WHY are you here
@@katsukibakugou6709 mineta. You?
Does anyone go to sleep listening to these?...
Just me...
ok...
Nope. So do I. They are so soothing. Especially Hawks’ voice.
yes i do
Nope- you're not the only one buddy- I do it too- I just did it last night- but listening to pika boy
@@kiyoomisakusa5094 we are in a room with weebs
@@nyagomez7873 WEEB ROOM!!!!!! UwU yes please
- After 3AM here -
Sleep? Who’s that? Never heard of ‘em.
4:56 am here
IDK what's sleep TwT
Is sleep a person,a thing!?
Amy Heddings I wouldn’t know lol
I read that, looked at the clock and it's exactly 3am Òwó
@@okamiuwuzzu8887 OMG that has to be luck
I was facetiming my parents when the notification came in and i swear i subconsciously made a debbie ryan face 💀
hawks: your the only one in my eyes
the other 400,000 listeners: 👁👄👁
me: uhhhhhh are you sure about that
This is how the next Danganronpa starts, just everyone fighting for Hawks
BAHAAHAHA
this is so true
Lol I know right💀😭😂
I just found out that the guy that was voicing these characters is actually a GIRL!!
HOW THE HELL DO YOU DO THAT?!
YOU'RE SO TALENTED
AND I CAN'T EVEN TALK PROPERLY!?
i cant even speak my native lanuage properly and they over here NOT LAUGHING SUSJBDDUWNSN
That cant be possible, there's no way
Both men and women produce testosterone just women produce a lot less that's how
THE FUCK KATSKI WAT ARE YOU DOING HERE
Him: You gonna stop me?
Me: I am literally and completely yours, do what you want
Hawks: "Your my baby bird"
Me: Trys to grow wings :>
😂
That picture do be reminding me of some cleaning product
No
Oh no
Oh he.ll na
No❤
COLGATE
When you’re about to fall asleep but get a Yagami Yato notification 👁👄👁
me:well got time to wake up
i only read 'hawks' and i never clicked so fast in my life damn
Me: I should sleep, It’s 1am.
Yato: Im about to ruin this boy’s whole sleep schedule.
why is this true for me
4 am XD
@@-Soul.weaver i know i have sleep but i cant
4:44 am here TwT not the only one...
Cece: Posts anything.
Me: YOU WANNA SEE SOME REAL SPEED?!?!
Denki Kaminari DENKI I need your help mineta won’t stop asking me to put outfits on do you know why?
@Denki Kaminari Hi Denki!
@Natalia Lorenzo yasss
@@nejirehado2983 hes a perv so don't do it
Mina Ashido oh ewww they were maid outfits!
Me a lesbian
When hawks says "kid" I'm somehow BiSeXuAl 👁👄👁
I’m Animesexual😌✨
@@iluvjjj b e a u t i f u l 😼
@katelynn the questioning lesbian uwu thank you,thank you I know😺
Me: *sex repulsed asexual*
Hawks: kid~
Me: 👁👄👁... suddenly I have a urge-
(I’m an aroace. These asmrs just help with my issues, they make me feel better, loved.
Cece’s do talented!)
thank god i got comphet free pass ❤️❤️
**gets notifican**
Me: yes.
Notifican😻❤️
It’s been 3 minutes and there’s more then 200 comments I-
i been seeing that we got Iidas in here
Nya Gomez 😳
PPS yes
@@koji5573 yes
Nya Gomez yes-
me : minding my business, just drawing
yagami yato : it is ***time***
The only videos that can make me fall asleep while being emotionally satisfied thank you bro
10:47 hold on is goddess Yagami projecting? 🥺 I heard the straggots raided her discord and harassed her oms is she okay??
I have never smiled so hard at a notification before 😭
IF I USED THE ✨SPEED✨I USE TO CLICK ON CECES VIDEOS AT SCHOOL ID BE IN THE TRACK TEAM-
hawks: ur my love bird~
me: what😀
* yagami poasts*
everyone : i am speed
except me ;-;
Yeap me too (;´༎ຶٹ༎ຶ`)
Trying to count how many times I’m called ‘kid’
Me: *screams in lonely fangirl*
This caught my attention- I was listening to another asmr
>:0 are u cheating on hawks 💀 but its ok i have him all to myself now >:3
@@julssinterlude Not for long MINE >:3
@@suspicious-soup >:0 NO MINE >:(
@@julssinterlude NOT IF I GET HIM FIRST AND KIDNAP HIM
Me never watching no sammich: Not today satin not today
yagami yato fans:
I AM SPEED
I’m a simple woman. I see yagami yato. I CLICK
I’m here so early it says the vid isn’t available 😎
😳👀
Same it was lone nO sTrEaM
rip
Enjoyin' your summer so far Hawks, cause I'm flyin' for August or at least chill In my apartment despite Covid 19.
Same TwT
Everybody be stopping what their doing just for this
It’s totally worth it tho
Indeed-
Yep I woke up at 4:44 just to watch this UwU
I’m obsessed with the “baby bird” tehe
Didn’t realize i fell asleep until i woke up at the end to find drool on my arm. Not surprised i drooled
Yagami you’re over here doing gods work 😌✌🏻✨
ah yes 1 view and 102 likes... TH-cam what drugs are you on but more importantly why aren't you sharing
Did anybody else start SCREEEEEECHING when he growls “I like the hunt: or is that just me?? :)
JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHING... is DABI listening to this?
xD
😳
oH gOD
Oh my ShIt
Yes
Cece: good morning
Me: * gasp * yes good morning
Me: I wonder if Yagami will post any Hawks audios soon...
Yagami: *posts jealous Hawks*
Me: 0.0 thank you 💜
98% of comments: My Hero Academia
1.99% of comments: COVID-19 and others
0.01% of comments: me trying to get likes
The hawks audio are just so good and comforting to me idk,, you're doing such great stuff for us lmao KEEP UP THE GOOD WOOORK
*All might voice*
I AM HERE👁👄👁
Oh didn't expect you to be here-
I’m telling Dabi-
Shoto that you?
Everyone: "Yagami yato post hawks!"
Me: "Omagad Thats a female voice acting this ahhhhh!"
Wait WaT!!!!-
My pan as is ScReEcHiNg!!!
I CANT EVEN EXPLAIN HOW SHOCKED I AM- A FEMALE CAN DO THIS SO WELL?!
@@urmom-gf7iq She practice voice acting for like 12 years?
hawks: that why we say f the world
me :ok so does that mean i can too or no
Me: "I'm a twelve year old"
Hawks: " I'M SO OBSESSED WITH YOU." 👀
Same mate
YO SAMEEEEE
We stan👁👄👁( ✨and that’s on PERIODT.✨)
"playing cat and mouse with me?"
Me : "Cat and mouse is a very fun game if you have more people to play the game"
Him: what’s wrong with that kid
Me: JAIL JAIL IS WHATS WRONG
Hawks: we're just vibing-
Me: Starts vibe dancing° I don't care if you didn't mean this-
hawks "whats it gonna take for you to simp for me."
me "exist"
Nah I already simp for him real or not
YESSSSSSS
I am so obsessed with Hawks and its because of Cece. Also the art floating around of Hawks releasing feathers when finishes perfect. 👌
I’m pressing so many buttons on my phone it’s messing up now what happened.....
Noooooooo!
"You were the one simping for me I knew what simping meant" WOAHH- HOW DID U KNOWWWW
“Your the one simping for me before I knew what simping meant”
Me: ........... I mean, YouR nOt wrONg-
MY HAWKS YES IVE BEEN WAITING
I AM SPEEEEEED
spEeed-
Hawks: way to make me jealous
Me: hawks, are you jealous of my bed and Minecraft server because that's the only thing I love more than you 😳
Hawks:well then why am i here then
@@nyagomez7873 because I'm ✨a simp✨
Hawks : why do i love you if you love that more
@@nyagomez7873 because hawks in the yato universe is also a ✨simp✨
@@state_farm1263 im learning im doing it
Hawks:" what's it going to for you to simp for me?" me:" Nothing at all"
hawks 🥰
My sister: sleeping. My mum: sleeping. My dad: sleeping. All my friends: sleeping. Me: gonna sleep. Yagami yato: posts Also me: week is for the weak
I’m now here as well,
👁👄👁
Katsuki Bakugo wait.....But how-
Why are so many 1-A people watching???
Mina Ashido Ikr-
Mina Ashido wait why are you here Raccoon eyes-
THE CUSSING GETS ME EVERYTIME
HOLD UP- THIS IS SFW??? OH JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL IM WEAK!!!
thank you queen 🥺
i can imagine hawks holding me like a baby with his wings wrapped around me
lmao great time to finally see what the hype is all about!! You just posted
"this endless cycle of-"
Being kidnapped?
You are amazing and talented keep up the great work 😁
Me:* waiting patiently for a new Mirio video *👁️👄👁️
Hawks: Here we go again kid...
Me:..... REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE😖
i was just chilling tonight but i guess my bird man had other plans 👀
I left Cherry Blossoms after Winter for this... 🙈✨
I was never here 28:57
How the hell did you find it so fast
Lovey Gacha i dont knowww
Doing gods work❤️
*baby bird*
*Why does this make me feel so small and safe at the same time like I could fall asleep and probably will*
I feel that
@@nikkic9915 *This is what is has come to listening this just for sleep*
Sakura Bakugou Agreed. Surprisingly I’ve almost made it through the video without crashing.