"Mine.." A Villain Hawks x Listener ASMR Spicy Ver
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 5 ก.พ. 2025
- Vil Hawks is sort of like the blend of a vil todo, a tiny hint of vil deku, and maybe even a little bit of vil mirio. He's got a lot of passion and in a lot of ways isn't so different from his normal self, just opposite sides of the line.
What would happen if his idol betrayed him? Find out!!
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Me: Wait, so hawks doesn't punch reporters in this version?
Hawks: No, I tie them up and keep them.
Me: Isn't that kidnapping?
Hawks: You'll get Stockholm Syndrome
Me: no, I won't
Hawks: BeT
CJ Estrada We be in the background like: 👁👄👁
Heh...
@@mrazawa9954 Mr. Aizawa??? WHY ARE YOU HERE-
Purple Venom the grape and loud kid
@@minaashido178 why are you here I'M TELLING ALL MIGHT
hawks: "i have another name-"
me : *"daddy?-"*
At what minute does that say :v?
Do I LoOk LiKe-
@@Meiamtheoneandonly KAJSKSJDKSJSKSKS
Hawks: Do I lOoK LiKe YoUr DAdDy!?
Me: *y e s* now stfu and love meeeeeee! I’m single and unloved
😂😂
I THOUGHT THE SAME THING FR 💀
Friend: You're so gay man...
Me: No I'm not!
Hawks: Kid.
Me: ...
Me: Okay look-
I'm only gay for chickens 😂
Same with my friends lmao I’m straight I think but heh I like this.....shit bro....I’m gay
Musdmjmsjmmfimfj hahahahahahaha
BRO SAME
if you got socks on it aint gay
This is how many times my guy hawks is gonna call us kid
⬇️
And also how many of us always fall for him😳
Hinata why are you here🤭👉👈
@Funmikage Tokoyami why’re you HeRe😶
Well
Why is Hinata here he is too innocent 0-0
@Logical_life _XD Im not as innocent as you think-
33:50
Him:you should just relax
My brain: why don't we just relax and turn on the radio would you like AMMMM OR FMMMMM
🤣🤣🤣HAHAHAH🤣🤣🤣
Ya know. I feel the same 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭
AHHAAJSBKSSN
HAHAHHA I MADE THIS JOKE TODAY TO MY DAD THANK YOU 😂😂
Hawks: "I'm afraid you can have unrealistic expectations."
Me: Are you calling me out for only liking 2D men? Wow didn't need to be outed like that Hawks.
R U D E.
👁️👄👁️ sh
Lel same, kinda-
*Everybody ғᴇʟᴛ that*
It’s scary and sad how much I simp over 2D men
Onii Chan why u so rite tho
Yato: **walks in the room with a video of Hawks**
Me: **squeals** _"IS THAT A CHICKEN!!?"_
Yes it is sun shine nugget
*fried chicken now bish*
XD
💀 My lungs
This made me wheeze
Me: “ i’m not into Hawks “
* listens to this*
Me again: “ my calculations were incorrect...”
When u are attracted to a chicken nugget..
peachy you right thought
Hey... Same-
He’s hAwT
Literally me tho-
Me : **Looks at my search history abt hawks asmr 18+**
Also me : *LoOk aT aLL tHoSe ChiCKeNs !*
This comment is iconic. Honestly. It should be pinned
FRR
😀✨
Omg lol 😂
I think you meant LooK AT AlL THoSE UNdER 18'S
“Villain Hawks”
Listener: -chuckles- *I’m in danger*
Yep but I don't mind this danger
True
we're all in danger when it comes to mr flirty mcnugget
I dont see this as danger, no matter what the McChicken man does to us
Fact.
Hawks: *they might call me Hawks but I have another name*
Me: DADDY- i mean Keigo 😭
I was gonna say that! XD
Keigo = Hawks = Daddy
And that's just how the cookie crumbles ÙwÚ
That's very naughty of you~
Oh ok i see how it is 😔✌
꧁h a w k s s ꧂おやすみ
*hides face with pillow* YOU TOTALLY DIDNT SEE ME BLUSH!
Hawks: **flirting and kissing me**
My mind: “No no don’t touch me there this is my Nono square”
I- you made me fricking snort
If you didn' t want it, why pick sammich?( You just want attention)
Kamanari Denki. Denki go back to charging peoples phones.
Golden Freddy 22 Omg
I’m just here for the newest vid idc what version it is and I comment these things for fun so I don’t mind if I get attention or not
Hawks: “I wanna know everything about you”
“What up my names Jared I’m 19 and I never f****** learned how to read
Edit: holy $h!t that’s a lot of likes......and I love the comments
My name's Michae(b)l with a 'B' and I've been afraid of insects my entire life
I love that frickin meme "plays drums in the background"
What...When did these turn in to a confession stand lollllll
@@shotaaizawa2700 aizawa??
@@womfnv where's the b?
*My Grandma:* Eat your food. It ain’t too hot.
*The food:*
XD >//////
Awsamazing Eden NOO YOU DID NOT JUST DO THAT HAHAHAHA
Lmfao omg xD
🤣🤣
I jUsT sNoRtEd
Hawks: Just a glance and i’ll kiss you
everyone: 👁👄👁 *intent staring*
HAHAHAHAHD NFF THAT WAS ME
THIS WAS SO ME BUT INSTEAD I WAS MAKING SURE THE SPIDER DIDNT MOVE MEAN WHILE I GRABBED MY SANDAL ;-;
FKDKVIFKKF DIDNT HAVE TO CALL ME OUT
Why you rat me out😳
Bec hes Hawks 😔
Hawks: “you just had to be a good little reporter, didn’t you?”
Me: “if I’m getting paid then yeah”
Katsuki???!?
Same money is all that matters😉👌
Villain hawks: hey kid-
Me: -Stockholm syndrome has entered the chat-
Omg
-Feelings hAvE enters the chat-
@@fengdidaflip Wht tf are you here
Katsuki Bakugou why are you here-
Katsuki Bakugou bakugou what?😀
Hawks: when I see you, I see a bo-
Me: a bottom? You see me as a BOTTOM?! I’m mean you aren’t wrong but-
Hawks: ... bottomless pit
Me: oh
I really thought you where about to say bean
Bottom, bottomless pit
Potato potato, same difference ;-;
Your Average Dude i have never seen that phrase written out😂
Dang I heard the disappointment in this comment😭
I assume he means a bottomless pit of depression
Hawks: “kid”
Me, a 22yr old woman: “Yes I am kid”
Me an 11 year old girl “SIR THIS IS ILEGAL”
@@aweebaweirdweeb4545 meh too gurl
God damn every century here 😂😭
Y’all really can’t read the 18+ huh 🤔
13 year old me ;-;
*FBI ENTER THE CHAT*
Hawks: **kidnaps me** “Now you’re mine forever”
Me: i’m strangely ✨ _okay with this_ ✨
Me: I am perfectly fine with this.
Iida: Aurora Waters Hamto! He is the villian.
Hawks: Love Bird are you going to let him tell you how to live your life? Or you can come to the other side where you will be free to do anything your lovely heart desires.
Me: Sorry Iida I gave up my soul for him. (Hope you get the reference)
Dabi: Welcome to freedom Aurora. *pats my back like a older brother proud of his little sister*
Hawks: I love you.
Me: Love you too.
@@A_h671 I get it... From that one on.... Nevermind-
Me:im ok,but chicken nuggies are my target here
Me: I am not ok with this!
Also me, being swooned by hot boys: *chuckles* I won't even try to fight back
Same
Hawks: "you're mine now"
Harry Potter adverts: "cOnGrAtUlAtIOnS"
WHY DID I FIND THIS SO FUNNY- HSJSJSSKJD
Lol I love your username
@@vlixnaa thank you ❤️~(◡‿◡✿)
Enji's Tits your welcome
WAIT WHY DONT I GET IT I FEEL LIKE I KNOW IT AND IM JUST BEING DUMB
Hawks: "I have another name you don't need to know right now"
Me: is it daddy cause hunny I know that one already
Same
Jamie Aiken yessss
That's exactly what it is
It izz what it izz
Ohhhh 😏😏😏😏😶😶😶😶
Hawks: you’re like that royal that I kidnapped from that castle.
My brain: 🎶 I was a princess doing alright then I got kidnapped overnight 🎶
(Please tell me someone gets this)
SOPHIA THE FIRSSTT!!~
(If im not wrong..🤔🤔)
I WAS A GIRL IN A VILLAGE DOIN ALRIGHT
I LOVE THIS.
NO STOP THATS TOO FUNNY
@@FreakyPooks TILL I BECAME A PRINCESS OVER NIGHT
Y/N:*gets kidnapped twice*
Y/N:Please dont get kidnapped please dont get kidnapped
Hawks:Allow me to introduce myself.
Me HELL YEa KIDNAP ME MORE DAD- HWAKS
24:12 Villian Hawks: "I look down at you, and I see those beautiful eyes again"
Me: Are you calling me short? 👁👄👁
*insert elric worthy tantrum*
Oh no you didn't *pulls him down* I am not short i am a bean AND IF UR GONNA CALL ME A KID ADD HAWK'S IN FRONT
MY WAY MY WAY
Cookies Cookies Bish!!!! oR tHe HiGhWaY
Where tide up
Yes
POV: you are scrolling through the comments looking for the sammich timestamp. Edit: Can yall like... chill? this is the only comment I get notifications about, damn. xD
ive found 12 at this point i’m just looking for interesting comments now 🤣🤣
Nah I always just look for funny comments while listening to the vid owo
Oh.
Which time stamp we talkin bout here I’ve found 15 at this point
I dunno
Hawks: Your mine
Me: ok
Hawks: dont try to escape
Me: o k
Hawks: Dont try fighting back
Me: I SAID OK I AINT COMPLAINING
😂👍🏼
✨F A C T S✨🤣
Exactly 😂
*me reading this while he sys this* □>□ um chile anyways
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hawks: “you could live the life of luxury. All you gotta do is sell your soul to me”
Me: “do you take credit or debit?”
Hawks: Bold of you to asume I take cards btw: cash only
@@johnscott798 *steals all the money in the bank* is this enough for you bird man?
@@Kendahlmariee hawks: all I need is your love baby bird
@@johnscott798 well I got just enough of that *cuddles him*
@@Kendahlmariee *giggles like an idiot* thanks kid
"There's no way you can escape now kid now you're mine forever"
Me: Oh no what a nightmare
It would be so awful for you to punish me oh noo
I'M DEAD CAUSE I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING 💀💀💀
😂 I can hear this
same
Oh nOooOo definitely don't touch me THERE. Oh golly gosh im soo scared
Ooooh my no no square nooo dont touch me there o,,-,,o
If hawks existed he would have so many girls 😂
*I’d be one of them*
Same!😏😂
I’d be his gay boi
Same
Same
Me 2
“7 minutes ago” “1.4k views”
girls, guys, and otherwise, the power of hawks stans
I cannot like this comment because it is at 69 likes, I hope you understand my reasoning
@@VXMIIT Understandible have a nice day
@@peterjackinoff likewise sir/madame/or person
Hawks: *mentioned Stockholm Syndrome*
Me : 🌟✨💫killing me softly 🎉💞🙈💫🌠🎂
my ankles suddenly fear for their lives
Ashwoo 😻
I just felt my ankles cracking-
My ankles said ✨no✨
😃
This is how many people are a simp for Hawks
⬇️
My brain: dont do it-
Me: **likes**
My brain: *WHY AM I ATTACHED TO THIS HUMAN BEING-*
@@paowsat I felt that in my heart and soul 🥺🖐
That's not NEARLY enough likes. **goes onto other accounts to like just this comment**
@@ccazz thats a mood😂😂
@@_jjbax_9515 wait, *REALLY*
The fact that this video has currently 17k likes and this comment 12k 👁👄👁 damn you guys are crazy...
Since I edited this comment YOU WILL NEVER KNOW WHY IT HAS SO MANY LIKES *insert evil laugh*
We need a " simp for Yagami" button😁
I simp for everyone-
Whats up all you Sunshine Nuggets Denki Here that’s a whole ass mood
Kamanari Denki true true
@@warmmilk8624 My standards might be low but my self esteem is lower
"what's your desire, kid?"
l-lucifer is that you?
OH MY GOD IT IS!
Satan?
Girlllllllll donttttt Getty meeee startedddddd
BAHAHA YES
okay but actuallyyyyy lucifers kinda hot
Hawks: babybird~
Me: haha, ✨ʀᴀɪʟ ᴍᴇ✨
I-SHOULD I GET DABI!?
Keigo Tamaki BISH- I DIDN’T EVEN NOTICE YOUR USERNAME WAS KEIGO TAKAMI, IM HOWLING- 😂😂
@@meatclownn SAME 😂
@Keigo Tamaki bro idk what's going on I'm 11
@Keigo Tamaki I'm a dang kid don't ask why I'm here
24:58
Hawks: “You’re one hell of a kisser”
Me, who has never been kissed before: o/////o you’re welcome?
Lol me
Practice on your arm no joke lol
•`mrs doot doot'• wait w h a t
@@mckennamadden8877 y e s
@@mckennamadden8877 it's true, the first boy I kissed said I was a great kisser. I choose to believe it was because I practiced on my arm and developed a feel for what would be nice for someone else.
Me: *Sees Hawks*
Me: *Inhuman noises*
Me: *Sees villain Hawks*
Me: *_Weird demonic noises_*
Also... 25:00 I know I'm not very fast but here I am... Just take your time and enjoy :>
You may not be fast, but you're a warrior😔✊
Thank you for your time 🙏🙏🙏🙏
Meanwhile Me (10 hours late):
Thank you so much! (ó﹏ò。)
@@juniperberries1553 no problem XD
@@yourfavmaya7727 Thanks XD I wasn't expecting all these likes :'v
I listen to yagami yato without headphones
*fear me*
Yasleen I do too *FEAR US!!*
i stream it on my TV, fear me, for i am a big dumbass who has no dignity-
Y’all F*ckin Wildin ^on main^
i'm watching this with haikyu!! in the background *fear me*
U have my respect 😔📈
Hawks: So you like bad boys huh?
Me shoves Overhaul, Dabi, Shigaraki and villan Deku in a closet: yOu'Re WroNg
Wheres SHIGARAKI CAUSE IMMA SIMP FOR THAT HANDY MAN
@@n7shooter I apologize I will now add him
Hawks: So you like bad boys?
Me: 🎶BE MY BAD BOY BE MY MAN-🎶
All of them: LET ME OUT!!
Hawks: nah I'm just gonna kiss them so they can get pissed
Me: tf.....
CRUSY DUSTY SHGARAKI??!!
hawks: “there’s ten more layers to you”
me: am i an onion??
"Listener" quirk : onion
No your a parfait everyone loves a parfait
Mirio Togata what are you doing here?
Toxic Kira STOPPPPP 😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂
OgReS aRe LiKe OnIoNs
Hawks: The tables have turned
My weird ass: ThE tUrNeD tAbLeS hAvE
Da fuk😂
Ma’am I think you mean
“tHe tUrNs hAvE tAbLed” 😂👀
Hahaha
turns table the have
Have tables the turned
keigo: I love you
me: a horrible decision, really
I know this goes for both of us😭😭
You didn’t have to call me out like that-
@@hxnnikim5758 I love your name
Remember when you commented this?
Saaaaaame
Hawks: “Not that I’m a psychopath of course”
Me: Sounds like something a psychopath would say 👀
I'm sware I'm not a psychopath ✋
I'm a high functioning sociopath😏😏🤣
Sherlock Holmes quote
You: Psychopath say what
Hawks: what
Me: you know I act like a psychopath too, we all have our times
True that
Hawks: Your one hell of a good kisser
Me: Sebastian? 🥴. Is that you?
*_sEbAsTiAn?!?!_*
:o
SeBaStIaN Is ThAt YoU
Oh BASSY~!
The Baguette is confused-
Hawks: I'm not fried chicken.
Me: But you do be finger lickin' good~
EDIT: Thank you to everyone that has liked this and/or laughed! Y'all are too much 🤣
I crying 😂😂😂😂
Your funny😂😂😂
I mean... you aren’t wrong-😳
BAHAHHAHA
🤣😂🤣
This comment needs more attention
Hawks: you won't be able to resist me
Me: sir I'm a lesbian
Edit: Yes I know the VA is a girl.
Why am I here? Entertainment. This is hilarious.
“ *Sir-* “
Same
But did u resist himv
Same
I'm a lesbian and I'll go straight for this 😔🤚🏾
the title: [18+ version]
Me: im jared 19 and i never learned how to read
also me: *avoiding the "sfw" videos*
Literally me lolol
honestly thats me
Same bruh, same
“Avoid them like the plague” as I always say
@Two socially awkward people LMAODKSNVJSBVJSBDB PLZ-
Vil Hawks: you’ve lost ur mine now
Me: ok
Vil Hawks: um....wha-
Me: I don’t mind
*enters rag doll mode*
"See I don't mind"
**lays on ground**
XD lol
lol
Me: *spinning in evil swivel chair*
Also me: “I’ve been waiting”
It ain’t Stockholm Syndrome if wanted to stay with him genuinely
Me: Drawing Shinsou
Yato: I know you like Shinsou, but what about some chicken?
Me: Sorry kitty, a little bird came into my ear and said, "Kid"
Reading a Shinso fanfic( light)
Yato' s notif- "hey you need this!"
My brain cell- need this now!
@@denkikaminari3361 hi Kaminari
@Kamanari Denki hello for the 5th time other me
Everyone comes into my ears and says kid
Lol
"look into my eyes, do I seem like a liar"
Well I ain't calling you a truther-
Just gana say truther is my new favorite word and this made me laugh
Pfft-
😂😂😂
hawks: i think i’m catching feelings
me:
OH NO I THINK IM CATCHING FEELINGS~
Don’t be afraid to catch feelings 😏
Tik tok has entered the chat
Title: villain hawks
Me: cuz mama I’m in love with a criminal
Fist thing that came to mind when I saw this
And this type of love isn't rational, its physical
mama please don't cry I will be alright-
That's me tho
And this type of love isn’t radical it’s physical
"Thief who stole you from the castle,"
Me: MARIO BROTHERS
COMING TO SAVE PRINCESS PEACH
We is a peach
WeEhEe
THE PRINCESS IS IN ANOTHER CASTLE-
“They call me Hawks but I have another name...”
.
.
.
.
*You mean d a d d y-?*
@Hawks *o-oh-*
why is my child here
😏😈😏😈😏😈😏😈😏😈😏😈😏😈😏❤🔥❤🔥❤🔥❤🔥❤🔥❤🔥❤🙌❤🙌❤🙌❤🙌❤🙌❤🙌❤🙌❤🙌❤🙌❤🔥❤🔥❤❤🔥🔥❤🔥❤🔥❤❤🔥
Hmm....i am your father
Well... I was going to say ChickenWing buuut... Daddy is ok too😂😂😂
I mean...mostly alone, free food, free water, free housing, the only person we see is a hot bird boi...he’s passionate and romantic, I mean I ain’t complaining-
Get me some animal crossing and i’m down
sounds like heaven to me ;))
God in heaven be like: bOi-
Hmm? Who's complaining? I mean you get all those stuff for free plus handsome bird boi like those are TREASURES!!!!
good enough for me where do I sign?
@@shyboywithnolife2781 YUSSS
Sonic: Im faster than sound
The flash: Im faster than light
My fingers: Bitch please I created speed
Bars
27:38
Hawks: I think I'm catching feelings-
My crackhead self: OH NOOOO I THINK IM CATCHING FEELINGS!!!
Hawks: what the fu-
I'm sorry I had to xD
And i dont know- if this is everything im feeling-
I read this just as that part came on
I thought it was gonna be
I'M CATCHING CORONA
thats what my crackhead thought tooo!!😂😂😂😅
I DID IT TOO I LOOKED FOR THIS COMMENT AFTER I DID IT💀💀
Hawks : “...sins crawling down my back”
Me : sweating intensifies while I have Megalovania ringing through my head
Hawks: "You lost.. You're mine now."
Me holding a reverse UNO card up: "I don't think so."
Hawks: "What-"
XD😂😂😂😂
*YOU HAVE UNDERESTIMATED MY POWER, LITTLE CHICKEN*
This is why I have an uno reverse card in my pocket all the time
Sydney XD
cennet yıldırım Yess same but I thought I was the only one but I was wrong
Me: *a simp and a sinner*
Also me: *reaches end off video*
Me again: *crys* "no clapping of cheeks?"😢
😭TH-cam
WHEEZE
Kanashi K. BITCJSNSNSNNS
I- lmfao
@Victoria The Amaizing haha your profile pic made this much funnier
I came like the flash.
edit: I’m concerned for these replies, but what did I expect from the children of sins.
Oof I’m late
Me too
Samee
yup
I Am ALWAYS late to her videos 😩 even with the notifications on I’m still So late
hawks: "I know how to kiss someone and steal their soul"
me: "are you secretly a dementor?"
Harry Potter vibes tho-
Harry Potter 😔🤚🏻
What is with all the Harry Potter reference comments 😂
Keigo: “They call me Hawks, but I have another name-“
Me: “Daddy? Senpai? Or do you prefer Master?”
What the hell-
LMFAOAOOAOAOAOAOAO💀
I Thought I was the only one who had this thought hehe😅 >w
I-
Probably Chicken nugget
27:59 Hawks: "I have enough sins crawling down my back that I don't even think about it anymore"
Me: * *intense Megalovania flashbacks* *
I just- 🤣 nooo! Why am I laughing?!
"Are you ready to have a *GOOD* time?"
I WAS JUST THINKING OF THA-
OH GOD AHHHHH NO NOT THOSE DAYS
This is my favorite comment
Congratulations, my friend
okay, but that costume is *CHEF'S KISS MMMMM TASTY*
Hawks : dont go bitting my wings im not fired chicken..
Me:*realising i ate some of his family *..
Oh sh-
Ummm time stamp?.. 👉👈
Oh shit what have u done ?
_fired_
Nooooooo
Hawks: 21:31 meow~
Me: is that allowed? IS THAT ALLOWED??
THAT IS ILLEGAL!
I-
Shhhb CHIKEN MANNNN AIZAWA IS MY KITTEN NOT YOU YOU MY CHIKEN
AIZAWA?
@Jasmine Guzman yes. Aizawa
Me: Hawks eh? this should be dangerous
Title: Villain Hawks
Me: WELP THIS IS A LINE THAT I AM WILLING TO CROSS
ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ my dumbass not even noticing the line
Me: *is older than hawks*
Hawks: *still calls me kid*
me: *a 10 yr old* ..... hes not wrong
That one anime chick *you should not be here if you’re in elementary school, kid*
what else do ya want him to call you? old person?
Hybrix Senadekai I think the proper term is Senpai- (meaning upperclassmen/admired one)
@@fbi3806 hm...idk
Hawks: “There’s 10 more layers to you.”
Me: “Well man, onions have layers.”
*Shrek vibes*
@@SUNSH1N3_zzzz exactly
Finally someone gets it
@@mayo3719 I'm very cultured. 😌
@@SUNSH1N3_zzzz yes, yes you are ☺️
Me: has never liked hawks and understood why he is so hyped
*listens to this*
Me: Due to personal reasons i will now be simping for hawks
Honestly same
For personal reasons, huh? Suuuuuuuure...
You too, huh?
In his words: welcome to the dark side
Welcome to the club side effects may include unstoppable simping
Me: *watching this video*
My boyfriend: What ale you watching?
Me: You in the sexy version
XD
damn 😭😭
LMFAOOO 💀😭🤚🏾
Damn, YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO DO HIM LIKE THAT!!🤣😂
͡(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Hawks: if i wasn't a villain i wouldn't be that attractive
My logic side: no i don't think so
My idiot masochist, fangirl side: no no no he's got a point
Same
...He does....
Straight person: *starts watching Yagami Yato*
Their sexuality: *chuckles* I’m in danger!
Nonbinaries: *I do not have such weaknesses.*
HAHA THOSE FOOLS
THEY SHOULD KNOW BETTER
(me who watched her before I found out I was bi-)
Me being straight ( halp....)
@@aflac_simp1388 *cough* i dont think for very long 😗 *cough*
@@genderno yes I’m scared....
official simp for hawks😭.
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This was my second time seeing this and I clicked the like again and unliked it and than struggled to like it again apparently I have giant fingies
🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦👁💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢👎👎👎
You guys are jerks
Have you seen my name?
@@LakieshaStuckey Why?
Okay sinners, everyone hold hands and pray for our departure into hell after listening to this... 😌👭👬👫
Yes
Ok
Alright
Come guys, we're all in this together 👫👬👭
I already have a place there, it's called a throne
"Mine"
Me: And this triagonal sign. The blue balloon, the month of June, They're mine, mine, mine, mine, mine.
I'm sorry.
Can I have the birdy’s tweets?
I want the mailbox
@@Allystabbyface yes
@@Allystabbyface idk, I kinda want the city streets
I want Ziggy's sweets
This is the best kind of stranger danger.
This comment deserves more love
I mean yeah--
I maennnn
@@myrinya768 definitely
Oh yEaH sTrAnGeR dAngeR
come in here and get yall's juice: 30:43
Thank you sm todoroki uwu
*slips and crashes into the oven*
@@leximidoriya1812 🧚♀️s H I t🌠-
LMAOOO
When you realize that your at 30:20 😳🙌
Me: *Vibing on Pinterest*
Yagami: I’ve got Hawkssss!!!!
Me: SAY NO MORE
I love ur PFP Btw
My depressed ass in quarantine:
*Sees video*
Me: DEPRESSION WHO *yeets out the window*
Lucifer Luci WE DONT KNOW HER!!-
@{*L A S E R B E A M* } :3 who’s that😶
*sweats* *throws depression out of the window* w-what! What’s that 😅
24:12 hawks: "I look down on you-"
Me: "sir im 5"7 so stfu"
Hawks: I didn't get to finish but ok👁👄👁
Wh-What are you doing here?
More people to yell at. God (Satan) I’m turning into Aizawa
Im 5’8 so he can eat his words 🔫
Hi can I get a cheeseburger
OK PULL UP HO
I didn't get to finish👁️👄👁️
Memes are how I live
Izuku Midoriya
*at this point im not surprised Izuku-*
CUZ MOMMA I'M IN LOVE WITH A CRIMINAL AND THIS TYPE OF LOVE ISN'T RASHOINAL IT'S PHYSICAL
MOMMA PLEASE DON’T CRY I WILL BE ALRIGHT
Rashoinal 😭😭
"Rashoianal" i-
Mama I'm in love with a criminal and this type of love isn't Rashoinal it's fictional
@@cennetyldrm4822 ALL REASONS ASIDE I JUST CAN'T DENY, I LOVE THE GUY
Title: "villain hawks"
Me: *evil chicken nugget*
Also, for my friends sinners: 32:11 👉👈
:O hi joke!
@@confused_mundane6150 Ö Hey Mic!
Damn, the both of you here? Y'all got rejected by Aizawa, I see.. 😂😂
@@_peachydreams_3941 Aizawa does not correspond to my love, so I have to find an alternative, I guess.. 😔👉👈
Oh god I was looking for a time stamp so I could emotionally prepare myself and it’s 23 SECONDs AWAY-
Hawks: G-
Me: And that's how I found out I was pregnant
Hawks: “I have another name that you don’t need to know”
Me: *Daddy?*
TO LATE WE ALREADY KNOW
Hawks: Sorry not sorry
Me: 🎶 Sorry not sorry 'bout what I said, don't lose your head 🎶
Hakws: ...wtf...
SIX THE MUSICALLL
I read this exactly when he said sorry not sorry
SIIIIIX, MARRY ME WON'T U
BRO SIX OMI I LOVE IT
@@crystalduran5755 im pretty sure you would be in danger*insert lenny face*
If hawks was a real person, friggin living on this planet and not in anime, hed be more popular than Shawn Mendes.
*Id be his number 29th fangirl.*
I know theres someone that loves this man more than me, im sure.
*do you know his height-*
One of those people is *inhale* mEEEEEE
@@purplevenom2019 I think i do, if i remember its 5'4, i only remember cuz were the same height i think
*correct me if im wrong*
@@auttumnxmist815 Yes yes, i can see that hun. I will let you love him more because fatgum is best boy and i love him a bit more
My Life Is A Lie he’s ,,, he’s 5’8 isn’t he-
Yato: “There is a present in the foire for Kylie.”
Us: *”OMG IS THAT A CHICKEN?!”*
@@Quinn-j5p I KNEW IT KEIGO DATES HIMSELF
My name's Kylee WTF
keigo takami The man himself agrees
Genesis Schollianos Oml XD
Kylee Jenkins I’m sorry
Him: I know how to kiss someone and steal their soul
Me, softly whispering: Dementor, dementor...
Lol
A fellow Potterhead?
HaHaHa OoOOOOooo
*unholy screeches* W H E R E ! ? ! ? ! ? ! ? ! ? ! ? !
Another potter fan
Hawks: *continuously talking about stealing my soul*
Me: **being a ginger** yeah.. good luck with that one
alexa's toOooess the color brown does not exist because it’s just a really just a really dark orange meaning Brunei’s are gingers
Brunets*
haha i so realate it made my day
This is the most HOLY comment ever.
I'ma ginger so ik what you talking ab
Same hooo
“Mine”
Me: wait *wot* What mine I don’t see any mine I don’t have any mines in my house what are you talking abou-
**my house blows up**
Lol one of best comments I've seen
Is that a i_am_a_duckhead reference?
Hitoshi Shinsou
Idk who duck head but okie OvO
XD yes
:D you know about i_am_a_duckhead?
*villain hawks*
Me: *high pitched demonic screeching*
👀......you good?
@@yolandamcknight9429 i don't know.
are you?
takami cris no-
Um takami, why are listening to your own video?
@@raybaker595 uh--i want to?
Hawks: "talking"
Me: "almost asleep to the sound of his voice"
but then the claping starts
i did fall asleep listening to this audio
“You gonna let me walk all over you?” YESSIR LIKE THE CHEAP RUG I AM
I am a cheap rug and you can walk on me hawks
“Sir, you could stomp me and I’d thank you” what I actually said out loud.
Bakuho: He played me
Izukazoo: Like the cheep kazoo you are KAcHan
@Chøcølate Mïlk hey
SAME-
"You gonna tell me im wrong for what I do?"
HAWKS IF YOU DONT STOP I CANT TELL YOU YOU ARE WRONG OH MY GOD
Hawks: Hope you enjoy Stockholm Syndrome
Me: Bold of you to assume it's the Stockholm
Hawks: the Stockholm syndrome will come slowlyyyyyy
Us: what did you say husband??
Kyra Leigh true
The Stockholm Syndrome came VERY QUICKLY
Reminder
*_Ah yes, the ground here is made out of ground._*
Sunshine Nugget 清岡次郎 DAMN IT- 😂😂😂
WHY DO I ALWAYS SEE YOUUUU
Every time you comment the same thing in different variations yet you somehow manage to get top comment
T e a c h m e
*ah yes, hawks here is made out of chicken*
Gurl your comment keeps popping up on so many asmr videos that I watch and it still makes me laugh😂😂