This is How You DON'T Play Mario Kart 8 10th Anniversary Edition

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  • @mitchellalexander9162
    @mitchellalexander9162 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    10:02 Philbert: lol Iggy has a Drug Dependency Problem
    ALSO Philbert: *makes any MENTION of WWEChampions an INSTANTLY BANNABLE OFFENSE in denial of his OWN Gacha Game Gambling Problem*

    • @mitchdesertsquiddogaming
      @mitchdesertsquiddogaming  10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@mitchellalexander9162 Phil has both an alcohol and gambling addiction problem and he needs help because he is a mentally sick manchild.

  • @luigitendohill1028
    @luigitendohill1028 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    10 years of mario kart of phill rage this is the best right now also happy new year

    • @mitchdesertsquiddogaming
      @mitchdesertsquiddogaming  17 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@luigitendohill1028 yep, Phil’s rage on MK8 is so spicy and nuclear that his Nintendo salt is always entertaining to watch.

    • @luigitendohill1028
      @luigitendohill1028 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      agree i remember i have MK8 on my old wii u and even i had a switch called deluxe

  • @PatrickSlattery-zb7kx
    @PatrickSlattery-zb7kx 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    50:22 has to be the best race finish ever! XD

    • @mitchdesertsquiddogaming
      @mitchdesertsquiddogaming  11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@PatrickSlattery-zb7kx and the most saltiest ever outburst from Phil when he got DENIED!!! 😂🤣

  • @mitchellalexander9162
    @mitchellalexander9162 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    4:06 Phil: Oh It's 'Lizzie Koopa' The Koopa that sleeps with everyone!
    >her name is Wendy
    >That is likely a Child Hence 'Koopaling'
    >DSP according to the JoonTheKing Doc preyed on Teenagers at the Mall while he was 21 or so.
    >This was still the Age ofDSP X Pandalee and the Grooming allegations and 'Hey DSP can I date your daughter in a couple of Years?' was an effective Troll against him.
    *Chris Hansen would like Phil to 'have a Seat'*

    • @mitchdesertsquiddogaming
      @mitchdesertsquiddogaming  16 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I guess Phil isn't a Valedictorian like he claims to be by misnaming people or mispronouncing words.

  • @TheArceusftw
    @TheArceusftw 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    10 years later, and Phil still shows that he should steer far away from the racetrack. (I could imagine the level of salt he would unleashed if he ever touched 200cc or any of the DLC tracks.)

    • @mitchdesertsquiddogaming
      @mitchdesertsquiddogaming  18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      He'll be more saltier if he played 200cc and will struggle on the DLC tracks whether they are Wii U DLC or Booster Course in Deluxe).

  • @ankle-sprain-nt6xb
    @ankle-sprain-nt6xb 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    33:41 "WOOOOOOOOW I got cru-CHEATED. I got cheated" Phil's ego wouldn't allow him to recognize that he lost fairly, so he resorted to claiming the CPU cheated him.

    • @mitchdesertsquiddogaming
      @mitchdesertsquiddogaming  18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@ankle-sprain-nt6xb he just loves to be salty over losing by being beaten by AI controlled opposition.

  • @mitchellalexander9162
    @mitchellalexander9162 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    2:46 Yet More "Phil Needs Glasses Evidence"

    • @mitchdesertsquiddogaming
      @mitchdesertsquiddogaming  17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I guess Phil doesn’t pay attention to the Red Shell warnings behind him.

  • @Catroller
    @Catroller 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Overall, really good editing as always I just love how, just like in Pokémon and CoD and SF and every franchise EVER, he plays each new game - at its time in this example - as if it was his very first title! I can't put it into words, but I'm sure you understand what I mean. He makes all those weird mistakes, not keeping a shell behind him, uses the items almost the instant he gets them - which is especially painful with how he throws the shells and gets hit by them as if he has no understanding of the rebound - , not recognizing the returning tracks, etc. As if this is the first time he plays a game from said franchise, and he only held a controller for a first time a year before it! Its an impressive continuous failure that never ceases to amaze me 😂
    And I knew Rambo and Drew were going to fare much better than piggyboy. Rambin in particular was always a MUCH better player than DSP is, I mean, he's no "Wizard", he's just an average guy and that gives DSP a run for his money 😝 Rambo carried DSP's butt better than anyone else, Panda would give tips but Rambo was holding a controller. Want to see a great example of that? His OG - and I believe only thus far - playthrough of Resident Evil 5. Rambo was the one helping him and telling him what to do the entire time he was there, when DSP was alone - he played with Rambo sometimes and alone some other times - he would struggle with the most simple of tasks and make very little progress in a game that isn't even that challenging all things considered. Same thing in MGS Peace Walker and really anything Rambo was there on Co-op with him.
    For me, the greatest moment was the Waluigi troll at 30:08 and the "WAAAAAHT?!" at 38:32 🤣🤣🤣 And obviously, the 150cc salt, but isn't that what we're here for?

    • @mitchdesertsquiddogaming
      @mitchdesertsquiddogaming  13 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Yeah, Phil always continues to make mistakes in any game series he touches and never even learned lessons on how not to play games the way he does, Rambo will still be livid over what the Pigroach did in early 2015 and those moments of Waluigi trolling, Phil being salty and screaming at the top of his lungs and all that 150cc salt is what people would like to see in TiHYDP, not the drunk, boring and melancholy modern Phil that makes his playthroughs boring.

    • @Catroller
      @Catroller 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@mitchdesertsquiddogaming In a weird way, I don't "mind" him playing the games "the way he does", my problem is that its a horrible way and he's in COMPLETE DENIAL of it 🤣 Like, how could someone fail at literally every genre and STILL think he's the one in the right? And I couldn't agree more, the old stuff where the real salt and stupidity was at is a lot more entertaining than the modern drunk rambles. This is why I wanted to "re-cover" the old stuff, there are still a few gold nuggets here and there, exploring which is more fun and funny than his modern slugfest. Today its more about the drama, which is valid enough to warrant a watch mind you, but I still miss the old days when we were all gawking at his complete inaptitude and lack of understanding of the most basic, easily explained gameplay mechanics 😂

  • @mitchellalexander9162
    @mitchellalexander9162 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    8:41-8:43 Honestly. It's stuff like that, that's also Why I don't really like using Green Shells. Very Unreliable especially on Courses and stretches of Road with a lot of Zig Zags and are just incredibly narrow.

    • @mitchdesertsquiddogaming
      @mitchdesertsquiddogaming  10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@mitchellalexander9162 and also a good chance of hitting yourself with a Green Shell, but Phil just keeps on doing the damage to himself.

  • @ExcaliburDarkspine
    @ExcaliburDarkspine 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    2:50 happens to me, fairly. I honestly can't blame him for being annoyed at that, but at least I don't take it personally.

    • @mitchdesertsquiddogaming
      @mitchdesertsquiddogaming  17 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I can understand that happening in mid-air but Phil gets too annoyed and hissy every time that happens. Maybe Koopa Troopas had engineered Red Shells to have a hidden floatation device in them.

  • @sapphirezx315
    @sapphirezx315 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    Sucks for dsp that his friends want nothing to do with him :/

    • @mitchdesertsquiddogaming
      @mitchdesertsquiddogaming  18 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      At least John Rambo, Howard, Drew and others are all thankful they burned the bridges and cut Phil from their lives and are doing better today.

  • @BerntheRealist
    @BerntheRealist 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Awesome Video, Mitch. It's been a minute since I've watched your stuff. This was my First Tihydp I've watched, Along with your reaction to this a few years back. I would love to see Phil play this with 200cc. That would be glorious salt to enjoy. But we know that's never going to happen. Happy New Year to you & your wife, BTW! 🥳🎉🎆

    • @mitchdesertsquiddogaming
      @mitchdesertsquiddogaming  16 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Heyo, thanks so much for the feedback and it would've been great to see Phil play 200cc just to see him rage. Also, Happy New Year to you as well. 🥳

    • @BerntheRealist
      @BerntheRealist 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      ​@@mitchdesertsquiddogaming Much Appreciated. Can't wait to see what you're cooking up for 2025!

  • @CalvinTheAliceSimp
    @CalvinTheAliceSimp 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Good job on the video. Mario Kart 8 was my 1st TIHYDP video I watched back then. Imagine how much salt it would be if the Pigroach played this game on 200cc.

    • @mitchdesertsquiddogaming
      @mitchdesertsquiddogaming  16 วันที่ผ่านมา

      If Phil played 200cc, his rage and Nintendo Salt would've reached Chernobyl levels of Nuclear. The original TiHYDP by BigShowRoolz was taken down, but it was reuploaded back up as a mirror. I guess Phil was salty that someone didn't like how bad he played Mario Kart 8. Also, appreciate the feedback there.

  • @cristianp_3
    @cristianp_3 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    36:54 The Fireflower fireball didn’t go though his body. He probably had a defensive item and used it.
    Also, 7:47 Some Boostpads on this track contain a faint blueish-white light, indicating they are dangerously high voltage decoy boostpads, which Phil the Pigroach fell for.
    Also, again, 8:57 Making it to the upper track isn’t really doable in 50cc, as you needed a boost item, such as a Mushroom or Golden mushroom.

    • @mitchdesertsquiddogaming
      @mitchdesertsquiddogaming  17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Yep, some of the things Phil keep on being too oblivious towards.

  • @MinakoMarioFan
    @MinakoMarioFan 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Love all the rage quits lol, this was one of my favorite TIHYDPs.

    • @mitchdesertsquiddogaming
      @mitchdesertsquiddogaming  16 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@MinakoMarioFan yeah, Phil has been bad at taking the ‘L’ and is so salty for having a skill issue.

    • @MinakoMarioFan
      @MinakoMarioFan 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@mitchdesertsquiddogaming true lol I love seeing this salty manchild fail and rage.

  • @Starwarsfan1253
    @Starwarsfan1253 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Iggy looks way more sane than DSP. At least Iggy doesn't drink gin 24/7.

    • @mitchdesertsquiddogaming
      @mitchdesertsquiddogaming  9 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@Starwarsfan1253 yeah, Iggy was designed like that and he doesn’t act as nearly close to DSP’s clownish acting.

  • @Mr.Feather130
    @Mr.Feather130 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    At least i accepted 2nd-6th place unlike Phil

    • @mitchdesertsquiddogaming
      @mitchdesertsquiddogaming  18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Yeah, at least I soldier on unlike Phil does, Phil gives up easily.

    • @Mr.Feather130
      @Mr.Feather130 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@mitchdesertsquiddogaming Yeah especially that it’s important to never give up until you finish that task

    • @Green-Raccoon777
      @Green-Raccoon777 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I'm an 1st-3rd place kind of guy myself.

    • @Mr.Feather130
      @Mr.Feather130 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @ Yeah And is Okay if you’re at a lower place than 1st

  • @cloudshines812
    @cloudshines812 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Happy New Years Mitch! Thanks for the new TIHYDP and hopefully Nintendo can FINALLY drop Mario Kart 9 next year for the Switch Successor

    • @mitchdesertsquiddogaming
      @mitchdesertsquiddogaming  17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I hope that we'll have some new Mario Kart action for the new Switch successor and hopefully some new games for it (such as a new 3D Mario adventure, new game Sakurai-san is working on, new Fire Emblem and probably some remasters of older games for the new generation), but we'll wait and see.

  • @Alfrednator
    @Alfrednator 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    My god, was that a blast from the past seeing Phil rage so much, kinda makes me think he'll do much worse with MarioKart Wii's AI cause they'll constantly keep throwing items at him in 150cc

    • @mitchdesertsquiddogaming
      @mitchdesertsquiddogaming  18 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Yeah, he'll be destroyed if he does play Mario Kart Wii on 150cc.

    • @bentonbrown9648
      @bentonbrown9648 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Don't forget double dash ai they will kill him

    • @Mr.Feather130
      @Mr.Feather130 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I have PTSD over Mario Kart Wii's 150cc mode and how aggressive the CPUs in that difficulty (especially special cup with Rainbow Road)

  • @jakeembry7159
    @jakeembry7159 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Thanks for another entertaining TIHYDP!

  • @disgaeafan77
    @disgaeafan77 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    Ah, the playthrough of NO NO NO NO NO.

    • @mitchdesertsquiddogaming
      @mitchdesertsquiddogaming  18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      And where Phil ends up being destroyed by the AI, rage quits often in 150cc and always hates being 2nd or lower when he wants to win every race in Mario Kart.

  • @mitchellalexander9162
    @mitchellalexander9162 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    16:45 Ahh...The Simpler Times. Pre John and Howard's Tell All.
    Really if Philbert was more charitable and reasonable about the Whole 'Round Trips for Gas' John always needed every time he was summoned for a stint on DSPGaming and was less stingy about 'How Much John makes' Philbert 'could have' (and I say that in Airquotes) if he was more sociable and Less Greedy had a Discount 'SGB Plays' or 'Yo Videogames' Channel where he shared the Cash with John and Howard if he managed his personal relationships better and cut down his ego a bit.
    Yet Here we are....Staring down the Last *16 AND A HALF WEEKS* until IRS Form 433-A allegedly destroys him.

    • @mitchdesertsquiddogaming
      @mitchdesertsquiddogaming  10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@mitchellalexander9162 yep, Phil had burned that bridge when he moved to Renton and never even attempted to repair it, after monetising Scott’s passing and even Tee as well.

  • @mitchellalexander9162
    @mitchellalexander9162 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    7:46 DSP 2008 and Machinima Phil with Pandalee is like Night and Day from Boomer Puritan Phil of Now. They both suck but you can tell that the 'Truest Form of Phil' that still leaks out from Time to Time WAS The 2008-Machinima Era Phil because for all of his Bad Gameplay and Jokes and Self Inflicted Fail he legitimately sounded like he was having Fun instead of nowadays when he regularly has to play 'Josef Stalin' for his Chat. While Still needing them to help him out with Games. Robbing Unironic 'Older Phil Fans' (who haven't left already from DSP's Numerous Showings that he only really cared for himself and his cash and not his fans throughout SEVERAL Betrayals) of the Hilarious and Painful Fails from Phil's Legendary MGS Playthroughs and his GTA Open World Work which are some of the BEST TIHYDP Content for Phil.

  • @thema1998
    @thema1998 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    The sad part is that Phil hasn't improved *at all* in the last 10 years! He was bad at gaming in 2024 and will continue to be bad at gaming in 2025. Happy New Year! 😆
    (January 7, 2025 - 10:00 P.M.)

    • @mitchdesertsquiddogaming
      @mitchdesertsquiddogaming  10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Yep, this year I have plenty of stuff planned, it'll be very juicy indeed, especially one I have planned for his RPG Overload playthrough. (You know the one!)

  • @BigEOT3
    @BigEOT3 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Anytime you use the Aerith with the steel chair or Eunie from Xenoblade 3, it puts the biggest smile on my face.

    • @mitchdesertsquiddogaming
      @mitchdesertsquiddogaming  17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@BigEOT3 yeah, it’s become a commonplace to see Aerith’s Steel Chair and Eunie and any Xenoblade characters being part of my content.

  • @TomboyGamerGal
    @TomboyGamerGal 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    *On 150cc section* Why is DSP driving with Cyber Slick wheels?! It's not ideal when he's drifting.

    • @mitchdesertsquiddogaming
      @mitchdesertsquiddogaming  17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Well Phil doesn't know about tyre or kart body attributes, so again he is not even paying attention at the type of wheels he is using. At least I am using different types of wheels for my upcoming playthrough of MK8 Deluxe.

  • @lulukomadori9651
    @lulukomadori9651 8 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    Who ready for him to buy the switch, rant about it but still play games on it. Inagine if he get mario kart but only plays one cup in the campaign like how he only played goku story in sparking zero

    • @mitchdesertsquiddogaming
      @mitchdesertsquiddogaming  ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@lulukomadori9651 yeah, I’m sure ready for that.

  • @Ben-xv8dy
    @Ben-xv8dy 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Didn't dsp move to Washington state around the time this game came out?

    • @mitchdesertsquiddogaming
      @mitchdesertsquiddogaming  18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      A few months after the game was released Phil moved to Washington, correct.

  • @DanielWilliams-t1b
    @DanielWilliams-t1b 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I cannot believe 10 years have passed since this game came out. I have played so much of this game it is actually unhealthy for me and I am regretting nothing of it 🤑🤮

  • @OddSifr
    @OddSifr 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Hi mate,
    I'm new to the TIHYDP genre, but I can see he hasn't learnt a damn bit about games for quite long! I come from his Doom Eternal "play" and just the same problems: doesn't learn the core, doesn't assume responsibility, acts like he's a fan yet can't accurately name shit (if you thought Lizzy Koopa was bad, imagine he called A DEMON the Doomslayer), and honestly I'm glad he didn't attempt fuckin imitations in his DE game, that Schwarzenegger bit was unbearable.
    Good thing I'm into BDSM, your video was both a delight and painful to watch. Hope to see more!

    • @mitchdesertsquiddogaming
      @mitchdesertsquiddogaming  14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@OddSifr this was a painful Playthrough from Phil and his Doom Eternal one just was very painful indeed.

  • @tammytheranger7645
    @tammytheranger7645 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Over 1800 mg of sodium!