SCP-303 - The Doorman : Object Class - Euclid : Mind affecting SCP

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  • @abuzzedwhaler7949
    @abuzzedwhaler7949 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2773

    *from behind door*
    "We've updated our privacy policy"

    • @chimpchimpin7222
      @chimpchimpin7222 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Turns out 303 is zuckerberg in a suit

    • @badwulff
      @badwulff 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@chimpchimpin7222 Turns out 303 is zuckerberg -in a suit-

    • @lucianod98
      @lucianod98 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      free trial on youtube premium

    • @killerkirby366
      @killerkirby366 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      What if two doors lead into the same hall way like a. Hallway with two. Doors leading into one room. With a. Bit of wall in between

    • @mcintoshpc
      @mcintoshpc 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      OH GOD OH FU

  • @zyxaqc
    @zyxaqc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1061

    "I can't open this cupboard man. I'm just too scared."
    SCP-303: "C R E A M E R"

  • @toaster9922
    @toaster9922 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3719

    he stole a cryo-tube, a generator, and some coffee creamer?
    he’s making ice cream!

    • @stockingsstuffer6302
      @stockingsstuffer6302 6 ปีที่แล้ว +418

      He keeps stealing documents cuz he thinks they're recipes

    • @FriendlyArchpriest
      @FriendlyArchpriest 6 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      Justin Lee we are talking about SCP, so its possible...

    • @Hxr-kq5wj
      @Hxr-kq5wj 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Toaster #

    • @Cptbravo221
      @Cptbravo221 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@billnyethescienceguy8037 maybe he's lonely? And looking for love

    • @chilly456
      @chilly456 6 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      He shares the sundaes with the corpses, thinking that they're just tired.

  • @ThePauseman417
    @ThePauseman417 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2277

    "Open the door!"
    " *No* "
    "What?"
    " *I said no* "
    "But I'm stabbing you"
    " *I don't care* "
    "Why not?"
    " *I don't want to* "
    "That doesn't make any sense"
    " *Too bad* "

    • @wyatt2548
      @wyatt2548 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ThePauseman417 lmao I love this

    • @shadovars9477
      @shadovars9477 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      seven psychopaths XD

    • @Canadian_Zac
      @Canadian_Zac 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      But it will [redacted] me!

    • @LordTyph
      @LordTyph 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      'Open the door!'
      "#@$* NO!"
      'do it or I'll stab you!'
      "NO!"
      *stab* 'do it or I'll keep stabbing you until you will!'
      "And that'll be better than what that thing'll do to me! If I open the door, it's gonna [REDACTED] me!"

    • @mariofan1ish
      @mariofan1ish 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@LordTyph Plot twist: It actually does redact them.

  • @williamlowry92
    @williamlowry92 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1418

    My dude just wanted some coffee creamer

    • @fathergascoigne3558
      @fathergascoigne3558 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yell HEah~ I would like this comment, but its hit 96 likes, so by the order of Daniel Sexbang, I am giving you congratulations on your new achievement. I like it in spirit

    • @atomiccrown6917
      @atomiccrown6917 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Soldier: 76 YES

    • @josephrankin5058
      @josephrankin5058 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      well scp 303 should have asked then

    • @josantiago3652
      @josantiago3652 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Think about it. They count the amount of coffee creamer packages at any given moment. How else do they know he took one?

    • @mikethomas6061
      @mikethomas6061 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mre coffee is flamible

  • @scantron6111
    @scantron6111 6 ปีที่แล้ว +872

    “Was one of you guys watching me in the shower yesterday?”
    “Uhh...nooo...it was, umm, SCP-303. Yeah. That’s what it was...”

    • @OrbitalParallax
      @OrbitalParallax 5 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      yea, SCP-303 was erect, not us

    • @todydn
      @todydn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Also aparantly there are some mouth breathers around there as well.friggin creepers

    • @chikerbriker7046
      @chikerbriker7046 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      bright said that,didn't he?

  • @EnDsANiTy
    @EnDsANiTy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2868

    SCP 303: Wispers; "It's free Real Estate."

    • @howyagoin7628
      @howyagoin7628 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      whispers*

    • @aglitch3146
      @aglitch3146 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      oh lordy

    • @rowmein
      @rowmein 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      *slaps window* "This can fit so much scp 303 in it"

    • @thesymbiotenation.4552
      @thesymbiotenation.4552 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ...

    • @josephrankin5058
      @josephrankin5058 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      scp 303:hippity hopp ity this door is now my property

  • @matteussilvestre8583
    @matteussilvestre8583 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2481

    "Do you have a moment to hear the word of SCP-343?"

    • @GABE_Rodriguez-tb2yx
      @GABE_Rodriguez-tb2yx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Our holly lord SCP-343

    • @jacobfreeman5444
      @jacobfreeman5444 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      What are the beliefs and perks?

    • @yeetboi2202
      @yeetboi2202 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      The word of halo: infinite?

    • @yeetboi2202
      @yeetboi2202 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Jacob Freeman Spartan slam, sprinting and ADS.

    • @joshlay447
      @joshlay447 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I follow the true god pangloss

  • @boiboi9314
    @boiboi9314 6 ปีที่แล้ว +860

    “One container of coffee creamer was missing”
    Now I’m just imaging SCP 303 scooping out the containers contents and shoving it in his gigantic face

    • @wesleygaray2666
      @wesleygaray2666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Imagine if you just walked into the break room and saw him shoving stuff into his mouth and your like what the hell and he looks over at you and is like shit holds up creamer in front f his face and runs out of the room

    • @bappojujubes981
      @bappojujubes981 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      It's gonna look like Arin from Game Grumps eating m&ms and nachos.

    • @CBRN-115
      @CBRN-115 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      "Mine, ghehgehegheheh"

    • @Foxhunter258
      @Foxhunter258 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hey an scp gotta eat

    • @just_a_rock
      @just_a_rock 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      hongry

  • @pajamapantsjack5874
    @pajamapantsjack5874 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3243

    *From behind door*
    “Do you wish to RP”?

    • @saintfrac5360
      @saintfrac5360 6 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Are you trying to become a Justin Y. clone.

    • @the0beats806
      @the0beats806 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      May as well humor him

    • @josephtfc
      @josephtfc 6 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      Do you wish to rp YES or NO

    • @molo1848
      @molo1848 6 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      Pajamapants Jack *notices ur [Data Redacted]
      OwO what's this

    • @the-sz8sq
      @the-sz8sq 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      saint frac Mad Soldier is the original

  • @Duncaster
    @Duncaster 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3537

    Mom says it’s my turn on the xbox

    • @TheVolgun
      @TheVolgun  6 ปีที่แล้ว +559

      I cannot look at this SCP in the same way again, lmao.

    • @Vanishq
      @Vanishq 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      you did it before me

    • @TheSoulCourier
      @TheSoulCourier 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Bwahahaha!!!

    • @cakeisthebestintheworld
      @cakeisthebestintheworld 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      DuncasterWood I don't get it

    • @erikho6936
      @erikho6936 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Cake is the best in the world
      It's a American thing I think

  • @user-co5wn4gx4f
    @user-co5wn4gx4f 6 ปีที่แล้ว +365

    What a big smile! He is a happy boi.

    • @TzarTsar
      @TzarTsar 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol the number of likes on the comment. Perfection.

  • @AurorasAura4417
    @AurorasAura4417 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1070

    This one would be cool to put in the SCP game(s). Imagine trying to get through a door to escape SCP-173, only to hear a faint wheezing and see a message at the bottom of the screen saying *You attempt to open the door but are overwhelmed with fear of what may be on the other side* and then 173 kills you.

    • @TheLivelovelaugh165
      @TheLivelovelaugh165 6 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      I know! He'd would be great, but I'm afraid the blocking will ruin the flow in the game.
      I've seen a many games "ruined" because an impossible blockage factor was added, especially since most SCP games include linear hallways and dead-ends

    • @thorveim1174
      @thorveim1174 6 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      he should be allowes to appear only on rooms with at least 3 accessible doors, possibly larger ones (like the one SCP 106 drops a dead body) and go away as soon as the player goes through one of the other doors. That way if chased it will ruin your planned escape, but will stil allow you to survive if you can deal with what is chasing you a little longer. It would force you to change path, not lock you up. And if backtracking, a good way to remove the threat would be simply to leave all doors open.

    • @lunargames5246
      @lunargames5246 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Somehow that isn't as bad as what I got think two way hallway 106's portal on the floor 049 chasing you and in front is 173 I had to escape into the fucking pocket diminsion of 106 to surivie just before blinking or getting tapped let's just say that was a hard play through. On the up hand I came out right where I needed to be next to a medi-kit.

    • @michaelfarber4251
      @michaelfarber4251 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      NO NO NO NO CRACK!!!!

    • @deborahdesouzamiranda2212
      @deborahdesouzamiranda2212 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      A bit late to be here but... scp-303 is acctually a thing in the game SCP Isolation. It only appears when the player wants to get to scp-079 tho.

  • @anotherwiseunpleasantperso2147
    @anotherwiseunpleasantperso2147 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1195

    *from behind the door*
    hi welcome to chillis

    • @fathergascoigne3558
      @fathergascoigne3558 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      BY ORDER OF DANIEL SEXBANG, I HAVE BEEN THE 69TH LIKE, AND I AM CONGRATULATING YOU ON YOUR NEW ACHIEVEMENT

    • @dingdawng
      @dingdawng 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      you're unpleasant

    • @piratejack6577
      @piratejack6577 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I love your profile pic,but otherwise you seem like an unpleasant person.

    • @piratejack6577
      @piratejack6577 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      oudcast at least *I* tried

    • @devoidoverlord1836
      @devoidoverlord1836 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You sicken me insect your flaws and lies are painfully obvious as you hold on to primitive values and pointless ideals never grasping the point of your existence and everyone like you either thinks highly of there selves or so low that they lure people in to comfort them like a parasite too a host you unpleasant insect

  • @JesusVillalobos
    @JesusVillalobos 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    This is scary to me because I had this experience once.
    While in bed, a strong sensation of fear, coming from my closed bedroom's door, invaded me. I was completely awake but just... wouldn't open the door. The sensation vanished after some minutes, but the feeling of fear and "somebody behind the door" was very strong.

    • @Christiantheforestdweller
      @Christiantheforestdweller 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Did it ever happen again?

    • @JesusVillalobos
      @JesusVillalobos 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Christiantheforestdweller No, it was that time only. Eventually I did get up and open it but only after the feeling was gone. Nothing else happened ever.

  • @fourfourteen1576
    @fourfourteen1576 6 ปีที่แล้ว +457

    *wheezing intensifies*

    • @zhamenable
      @zhamenable 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      FourFourteen here’s your inhaler

    • @moistvibes5697
      @moistvibes5697 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *AUTISTIC SCREAM INTENSIFYING*

    • @erikho6936
      @erikho6936 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *REEEE INTENSIFIES*

    • @casonp4480
      @casonp4480 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      [DATA EXPUNGED] intensifies

  • @lesh466
    @lesh466 5 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    303: (Materializes, wearing a black robe) Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise?
    Agent: Jumps back from door and screams
    303: I thought not, it's not a story the Jedi would tell you...

    • @jakeizback6625
      @jakeizback6625 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      “I think SCP 303 is the Sith Lord we’ve been looking for.”

  • @GaiaDblade
    @GaiaDblade 6 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    It's possible that it covets things that others are looking for, so it takes whatever someone else is trying to get. When someone wants 'to go through a door' the SCP 'takes' that by refusing their passage.

    • @dingdawng
      @dingdawng 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      what if i wanted to take its life?

    • @taddad2641
      @taddad2641 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      that os a good theory.

    • @borttorbbq2556
      @borttorbbq2556 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's different from what I was thinking but it's also very much similar to my thoughts. Watch this for years ago in the world through all the comments I can probably find it. But I'm rewatching it and I saw your comment. And I figured I'd just say that I'm basically in agreement with you

    • @ecneicsPhD4554
      @ecneicsPhD4554 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      What if someone wanted to take a research staff's virginity?

  • @providabtheyotengod3578
    @providabtheyotengod3578 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    Person: tries to open a door
    SCP-303: "wanna phuginhgf beesechurger"
    Person: screams
    SCP-303: "chimken nguget"

    • @maccthew
      @maccthew 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      gimme a phukin mcofe wih a mcgirttle

    • @nadapenny8592
      @nadapenny8592 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Best comment 2022

  • @kakejelly1
    @kakejelly1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1629

    The SCP foundation is cold not cruel. The way they killed D-class 303-2 for not opening the door was just evil

    • @TheVolgun
      @TheVolgun  6 ปีที่แล้ว +769

      Yup. classic series one mistakes.

    • @kakejelly1
      @kakejelly1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      if91100 I didn’t know that the SCP Foundation was originally aloud to do stuff like that

    • @DravonMalik
      @DravonMalik 6 ปีที่แล้ว +445

      Series 1, and a bit of series 2 portrayed the Foundation as excessively malevolent, killing D-Class off left and right for really any reason the researchers and security wanted. Then the Ethics Committee was founded, and from that point forward, things started to calm down. That shit with the combat knife likely wouldn't slide in today's Foundation.

    • @altoclef4989
      @altoclef4989 6 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      +DravonMalik thank god. it's a bit melodramatic

    • @lum4r
      @lum4r 6 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      The SCP Foundation's online database goes back to January 2008. The Ethics Committee was not properly established until October of 2011, after over a year of discussion. Here's the thread that ultimately resulted in its formation.
      www.scp-wiki.net/forum/t-259327/ethics-committee

  • @BygPhattyPlus
    @BygPhattyPlus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    I have a feeling the SCP just likes scaring the hell out of people and if someone is actually brave enough to face it, it won't do anything except stand there, or teleport away. They just need someone uberbrave to guard it. Also, maybe replace all but one of the doors in the facility with clear doors, so they can more easily direct where they want it.

    • @attackhelicopter5154
      @attackhelicopter5154 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      This scp can fog up any clear door it hides behind

    • @rylandvance5304
      @rylandvance5304 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Feeds on the fear maybe

    • @GiveMeGhosts
      @GiveMeGhosts 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      (Blows the door off its hinges with C4 and looks at the facility staff)
      I opened the door, where's my cookie?
      You promised me a cookie Micheal...

    • @StarboyXL9
      @StarboyXL9 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm positive the fear is induced.

  • @Yominokun1
    @Yominokun1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    "This is a list of non classified stuff it takes"
    [REDACTED] [DATA EXPUNGED] ███████ [LVL 4 AUTHORIZATION REQUIRED].

    • @novaexplorer2397
      @novaexplorer2397 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Over exaggerating but still hilarious

    • @NinjaTyler
      @NinjaTyler 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Yominokun1 yeah this file sucked because way too much stuff was censored when it didn’t need to be like what the scp does or the stabbing of a d class

    • @jonahszaro3545
      @jonahszaro3545 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      probably dildos. too embarrassing to put down

    • @thecreature456
      @thecreature456 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jonahszaro3545 r/cursedcomments

    • @dimsum3329
      @dimsum3329 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@thecreature456 with that big mouth of his, that's child play

  • @revvilo
    @revvilo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Well, that's one way of getting coffee creamer.
    Imagine that tho, just opening a cabinet to see a dude in the fetal position... "I was getting coffee creamer"

    • @cottoncherry2177
      @cottoncherry2177 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He didn't open the cabinet though.

    • @SC-ce3vp
      @SC-ce3vp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "Top shelf on the left"

  • @Nekomancer69
    @Nekomancer69 6 ปีที่แล้ว +320

    Standing errect i bet he was.

    • @MemeMcKid
      @MemeMcKid 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It’s genderless.

    • @woolyflounder6710
      @woolyflounder6710 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      MemeMcKid Shhh.... Don’t ruin it.

    • @SC-ce3vp
      @SC-ce3vp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MemeMcKid that won't stop it

    • @HeartlessCandy
      @HeartlessCandy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was looking for this comment

  • @shentanomoroy7361
    @shentanomoroy7361 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    *Opens door
    "Hello, welcome to Arbys may i take your order"

  • @ryanleatigaga7596
    @ryanleatigaga7596 6 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    I imagine that SCP-303 looks and sounds like a Regenerator from Resident Evil.

    • @cameronleonard2451
      @cameronleonard2451 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ryan Leatigaga you know what that's perfect. Especially with the skin, but not the spikes, of the Iron Maidens from RE4 .

    • @kidfish8370
      @kidfish8370 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      *heavy, rasping deep breathing*
      God, those mothetfuckers scared the piss out of me. I love them though.

    • @WeaponXSigma
      @WeaponXSigma 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cameron Leonard I fucking hate those things (and I mean both the Regenerators AND The Iron Maidens)

    • @ryanleatigaga7596
      @ryanleatigaga7596 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ...Actually, now that I think about it, SCP-303 looks more like a Licker(red skin, head with a giant set of teeth) minus the tongue.

    • @fulcrum2951
      @fulcrum2951 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The long tongue ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • @ajarofpickles2826
    @ajarofpickles2826 6 ปีที่แล้ว +837

    Is this guy looking for work? I would be more than willing to refer him to a couple companies if he wants to make some cash on the side

    • @YaBoiEye
      @YaBoiEye 6 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      A jar of pickles what will you refer him to? A pickle factory?

    • @spocy6408
      @spocy6408 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A jar of pickles lol

    • @threeeyedgoldpatrick
      @threeeyedgoldpatrick 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      He could be a good speaker or something like that

    • @YoUtUbEhAnDlEsArEgReAt
      @YoUtUbEhAnDlEsArEgReAt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The door man is a fictional character.

    • @Riyguy
      @Riyguy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      ORLY

  • @scp-7954
    @scp-7954 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    **Puts ear up to door**
    SCP-303: “It’s free real estate”

  • @randomenbyuploads8925
    @randomenbyuploads8925 6 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    Judging from the thumbnail, 303 is Squidward in the Just One Bite episode

    • @_SWITCHBLADEZZZ_
      @_SWITCHBLADEZZZ_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That One Awkward Nerd underrated comment smh😂😂😂

  • @trycoldman2358
    @trycoldman2358 6 ปีที่แล้ว +713

    *Knock knock*
    FBI OPEN UP!

    • @sverian4011
      @sverian4011 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      trycoldman23 breech and clear!

    • @mattthedestroyer2804
      @mattthedestroyer2804 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      trycoldman23 I've seen u in comments a lot

    • @leratokekana5983
      @leratokekana5983 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      trycoldman23

    • @im2Cosmic
      @im2Cosmic 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's more like
      KNOCK KNOCK,
      LET THE DEVIL IN
      Ps. Eminem Venom reference.

    • @A.T.O6969
      @A.T.O6969 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      *EXPLOSION SOUND*

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1255

    The ultimate stalker

    • @Stopitpls
      @Stopitpls 6 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      *EVEN HERE?!*

    • @Badlands_Joker
      @Badlands_Joker 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      LEMME SMASH....

    • @toastytacos702
      @toastytacos702 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Im willing to bet your an instance of Scp 1715

    • @gladiusbladeofthenorth9939
      @gladiusbladeofthenorth9939 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You're not special dude....im in more places than you,you're just way more famous.....

    • @BootScoot
      @BootScoot 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      An apt self description.

  • @ArachnoVolt
    @ArachnoVolt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    You deserve such a larger following. This is quality stuff. Love what you do.

  • @427Arbok
    @427Arbok 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    The Foundation could always try putting a D-class on a Forklift with the brakelines cut and a good run-up. Sure, 303 might turn off the motor temporarily, but if they could get it up to speed, that'd definitely get the door opened.

  • @chiconico9738
    @chiconico9738 6 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    You're spoiling us this week with 3 NEW videos

    • @TheSoulCourier
      @TheSoulCourier 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nicholas Pavon dewd is a str8 beast, yes!?

  • @navycalvin9337
    @navycalvin9337 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    *From Behind The Door*
    "Hey! VSauce, Micahel here!"

  • @RelativelyBest
    @RelativelyBest 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Theory: 303 is a scientist who's trying to develop a cure for his condition, or at least something to counteract the fear he instills so that he can communicate with the Foundation.
    The chemicals he stole he all seem to relate to the production of neurotransmitters like dopamine and serotonin. Most of the other stuff he took appears to have been medical equipment, and note that he specifically stole _research_ cadavers, as if he was fully aware they were meant to be experimented on.
    He might actually have been a human who worked for the Foundation until something anomalous happened to him. That would explain why he never leaves that particular site.

    • @aliensasquatch7485
      @aliensasquatch7485 ปีที่แล้ว

      And he's also a creep, watching people shower?

  • @lezy9126
    @lezy9126 6 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    Mike Wazowski concept art then.

    • @fulcrum2951
      @fulcrum2951 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Accurate

    • @jeremychocholowski5203
      @jeremychocholowski5203 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      so your saying 10% of his concept art ever sees the light of day

  • @Maniacman2030
    @Maniacman2030 6 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    These reports are always formatted so well. I recommended a brother in law to listen to them. Granted, it was also to help him get ideas to run games for people.
    Still, fantastic work.

    • @erik95056
      @erik95056 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Afqwa
      You thinking modern, 1980's or 1930's?

  • @Putrefax
    @Putrefax 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Use the butterflies to make people unable to fear 303. Might take a while to get right tho

  • @UNTHESUNTHESUNTHES
    @UNTHESUNTHESUNTHES 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    That baking soda volcano 303 is making really uses many things!

    • @strawberrycoolatta
      @strawberrycoolatta 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      SUN. THE SUN. THE SUN. THE SUN. THE
      Sun. Hheehhehehdhe

  • @ruffusuvi309
    @ruffusuvi309 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The coffee creamer bit is too cute I can’t it’s so adorable

  • @mandos6145
    @mandos6145 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It took me a solid 30 seconds of staring at the film reels to figure out that the reason 1 moves so much faster is that there is less film on the faster reel, meaning less film is wrapped around it with each revolution

  • @dominatorandwhocaresanyway9617
    @dominatorandwhocaresanyway9617 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I was listening to your audiologs for about 7 hours in a row now and ive ran out of videos. thanks for another one!

  • @shanedoherty6598
    @shanedoherty6598 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This SCP is one that's always terrified me. Typically I can disconnect from skips by just going "Eh, not that scary". But this one triggers a primal fear for some reason. I'd love to see Volgun read the other skip like this, I can't remember the number, but it's the hallway of dread

  • @K_i_t_t_y84
    @K_i_t_t_y84 6 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    Your American accent is VERY good!!

    • @redjack2629
      @redjack2629 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Megan Rivera - I know, right? He's as good as Hugh Laurie. I never would have been able to tell it wasn't natural.

    • @K_i_t_t_y84
      @K_i_t_t_y84 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      The first time I heard him speak when he wasn't "Doctor Miller" I was like WHHHAAAAAT

    • @justinlee6311
      @justinlee6311 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Plot twist, his British accent is very good.

    • @redjack2629
      @redjack2629 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Justin Lee - Not really a plot twist. Pretty sure he's actually scottish, so...

    • @marymckee2823
      @marymckee2823 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Megan Rivera Volgun actually comes from Northern Ireland 😊

  • @monstertrucks9357
    @monstertrucks9357 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    10:26 I would also like to extend a special thank you to Cheese Whip.

  • @kintsuki99
    @kintsuki99 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I bet Dr Bright would be able to open the door. Also it seem to be less fear and more an mental control thing since fear can be overcome by another higher fear but even when being hurt no subject made any attempt to open the door.

  • @zyvan3179
    @zyvan3179 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The fact that it takes coffee creamer is the reason I love this kind of stuff it gives that little but of charm

  • @gameboy-gf4pc
    @gameboy-gf4pc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    He’s just standing there....MENACINGLY

  • @Site_42
    @Site_42 6 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    This one’s pretty interesting, gives me vibes of the Redead from Legend of Zelda and those suckers always terrified me.

    • @Brandonious15987
      @Brandonious15987 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I thought of regenorators from RE4.

    • @TheLivelovelaugh165
      @TheLivelovelaugh165 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He reminds me of the Poison Zombies from Half-Life 2.
      How they're hidden away in closed rooms...
      Their loud hoarse breathing....
      You don't know where they are, but you KNOW they're there...
      They're so close, the wheezing...
      Just waiting for you to open the door, or fall through the floor...
      That fear is still real to me, which is why I love SCP-303 so much!

    • @glorifieduniverse5313
      @glorifieduniverse5313 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      This reminds me of the one with the doorknob

  • @GhostonGuitar
    @GhostonGuitar 6 ปีที่แล้ว +303

    Do firearms work on him?

    • @dar4632
      @dar4632 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Heath Stedman six

    • @Kingdeathtrooper
      @Kingdeathtrooper 6 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      You would have to shoot through the door

    • @thepoliticalgunnut8018
      @thepoliticalgunnut8018 6 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      Load up the ol MG42 and see for yourself

    • @mcmuggin8075
      @mcmuggin8075 6 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      Now just rig every door with a shotgun trap just in case... that actually sounds like something the foundation would do

    • @molonlabe3429
      @molonlabe3429 6 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Heath Stedman , the problem is that they could axcidnetly kill it, and thats NOT their idea.

  • @Splunkmastah
    @Splunkmastah 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    As an arachnope, I can tell you that it's no wonder these people freeze. It's a crippling, primal fear that will literally make you freeze in place.

  • @DJSwankyCheese
    @DJSwankyCheese 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    We have a hoarder on our hands

  • @jimmyforrest7103
    @jimmyforrest7103 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Just a note watching for 2 years and these are still the best scp vids out there

  • @jomo4680
    @jomo4680 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    "I heard you were talking bad about anime"

    • @cottoncherry2177
      @cottoncherry2177 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      *opens door and uses katana*

    • @enderplant
      @enderplant 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was talking bad about furrys not anime

    • @jomo4680
      @jomo4680 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      2 years later, one of the stupidest comments I've ever left ngl

  • @theincrediblechriswilde1366
    @theincrediblechriswilde1366 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Vulgan, fantastic reading! Your handling of the work and pacing works wonders.
    I may have an issue with the stories themselves leaving out too much, regardless your effort here is awesome. Please keep it up

  • @mik3394
    @mik3394 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Gotta throw the whole site away

    • @TophatMilo
      @TophatMilo 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mik3 it would then get out...and maybe go to ur house... *Wheeeeeeeeezeee.....*

  • @crystalalarm3
    @crystalalarm3 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Dr. Pratchett has show us the containment protocols for this SCP, what you need is a blanket to throw over him forcing him into a existential crisis.

    • @Maniacman2030
      @Maniacman2030 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Old comment, but I don't know why I didn't see this one before. Not sure why I didn't think of them as a Boogeyman, too.

  • @egosintric3319
    @egosintric3319 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    *from behind door*
    “Want sum free V Bucks?”

    • @concept5631
      @concept5631 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *[REDACTED] intensifies*

  • @vader1361
    @vader1361 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I feel like this guy is related to the creepy guy in the window SCP... or is that just me?

    • @fulcrum2951
      @fulcrum2951 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      vader1361 not just you

    • @TheLivelovelaugh165
      @TheLivelovelaugh165 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I like to think 303 is one of those creature from the vase (scp-019) that manage to escape

  • @Madden2000
    @Madden2000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    ( from door ) you want a sprite cranberry?

  • @roymustard1345
    @roymustard1345 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm fucking loving this channel, it's the best SCP channel and I've been binge watching it

  • @bubblylemonade1177
    @bubblylemonade1177 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This scp is the reason I shower with the curtains open.

  • @joelkennedy2701
    @joelkennedy2701 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The combination of having a generator, surgical equipment, three chemicals (out of many) that make up DNA, and two dead bodies makes me believe that this SCP is trying to bring back the dead, Frankenstein-style.

    • @joelkennedy2701
      @joelkennedy2701 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh, and the cryotube is part of that somehow. No idea what the coffee creamer is for besides fucking with that guy.

  • @Spacetangerine6
    @Spacetangerine6 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Creaming intensifies

    • @molonlabe3429
      @molonlabe3429 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tell me u mean "Screaming"

    • @jdhutchinson506
      @jdhutchinson506 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Intensified creaming due to cabinet incident.

    • @fulcrum2951
      @fulcrum2951 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      No just no

    • @stylelessspace8485
      @stylelessspace8485 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Don't ever say creaming intensifies again

  • @sleepy_gab
    @sleepy_gab 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is actually funny to me for some reason. he appears in the cabinet and when he leaves a packet of coffee is gone lmao.

  • @reformedorthodoxmunmanquara
    @reformedorthodoxmunmanquara 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    ~Tells a thought out and well structured joke to SCP-303~
    SCP-303: ....
    "H"
    SCP-303: *WHEEZE*

  • @TheSoulCourier
    @TheSoulCourier 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Volgun........Dude! You're killin it, man! Keep it up! Cant get enough!

  • @DawnOfTheOzz
    @DawnOfTheOzz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    SCP-303 is like the next stage of Jehovah's Witnesses. Appearing behind doors when you least expect it and won't leave until you've heard the good word.

  • @josephengel8263
    @josephengel8263 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    SCP 303: WE HAVE BEEN ATTEMPTING TO REACH YOU REGARDING YOUR VEHICLES EXTENDED WARRANTY

  • @thefox347
    @thefox347 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Always good to see a smile.

  • @threeeyedgoldpatrick
    @threeeyedgoldpatrick 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Random person trying to make a cup of coffee: Please just leave!
    SCP 303: "C R E A M E R"

  • @John-oq2ed
    @John-oq2ed 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Watching hot woman in the shower and wanting some coffee
    Sounds like a normal man to me

  • @SlimeRoyall
    @SlimeRoyall 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I’m so glad you got back to readings

  • @michaelkindt3288
    @michaelkindt3288 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    During this whole video, I am Magent SCP-303 was completely harmless, and was just incredibly shy (probably due to their anomalous affect making people horrified of them).

  • @ultimatetrashboy419
    @ultimatetrashboy419 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    *from behind door*
    “I’m going to scp 294, y’all want anything?”

  • @Rageren
    @Rageren 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Ya if I was that SCP, I'd be doing the same thing in that bathroom... if you know what I mean 4:45

  • @gubzs
    @gubzs 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This channel is a cognitohazard, I feel compelled to keep clicking on these videos, despite having important work to do.

  • @the-sz8sq
    @the-sz8sq 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    What if the person affected is suicidal? Will they open the door to kill themselves?

    • @TheLivelovelaugh165
      @TheLivelovelaugh165 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SCP-303 threatens not kills (unless that is the threat, but that shouldn't shake up a researcher). The fear is what stops people.
      So no, a suicidal person would either kill themselves than open the door or be paralyzed with fear

    • @dontmindmejustcommenting8272
      @dontmindmejustcommenting8272 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Small Teddy “Kill themselves then open the door” .-.

    • @dingdawng
      @dingdawng 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@TheLivelovelaugh165 coming from me i don't care how afraid i am if i want to die i'm opening the door.

    • @cottoncherry2177
      @cottoncherry2177 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They wrote "than", can you read ?

  • @CrabulousYT
    @CrabulousYT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    scp 303 doesnt want to scare. it just wants some coffee creamer.

  • @phierle1061
    @phierle1061 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    *DOOR STUCK!! DOOR STUCK!!*

    • @stan5794
      @stan5794 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      PLEASE

  • @PinkcaféProductions
    @PinkcaféProductions 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Its midnight.
    You shouldnt be hearing anyone at your door at the moment, especially now. You groggily get up, your joints aching and buckling audiably as you make your way to the door. Something in the air is wrong, though. Your hands begin to tremble as a wheezing is heard at your door, when you take a step, the wheezing increases in volume, as if its noticed you. But, as you step even closer, it gets silent...until it suddenly calls out.
    "You got games on your phone?"

  • @assininesyndrome4901
    @assininesyndrome4901 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    *Knock Knock*
    Me: "Whose there?"
    SCP-303: "Alotta.."
    Me: "Alotta who?"
    *Busts open the door.*
    SCP-303: "THAT'S ALOTTA DAMAGE. FIX IT WITH FLEX TAPE. SEE? I JUST SAWED THIS GUY IN HALF. NOW HE'S....oh he's still dead."
    Me: ⚆ _ ⚆

  • @thecauldron2212
    @thecauldron2212 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love the frequent uploads my dude, love listening to these just before sleep : )

  • @Nightflyermike
    @Nightflyermike 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I wonder if you could drill a small hole in the door he is behind to talk to it

  • @DoraTheMFDestroya
    @DoraTheMFDestroya 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love the work Mr volgun. Keep it up!

  • @isoscelesjones375
    @isoscelesjones375 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Always look forward to these

  • @lambda6145
    @lambda6145 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I wonder what kinda toothbrush does SCP-303 use?

    • @sapphirephly
      @sapphirephly 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      probably the same toothbrush that princess bubblegum and gumbald used to kill each other at the same time

    • @TheMorous
      @TheMorous 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sapphirephly is that fucking spoiler ?

  • @countseesaw6804
    @countseesaw6804 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    *Gets close to door*
    "Heard you were talking shit and you thought I wouldn't hear it"

  • @ShadowHunter120
    @ShadowHunter120 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I wonder...
    What if the actual scp is the doorway that manifests, and opening it leads to a portal to a terrible other world, and the doorman is simply guarding it?

  • @ВикторДмитриев-м8э
    @ВикторДмитриев-м8э 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    *His teeth are shining trough the foggy door window and you basicly have a heart attack* Voice-over: Colgate - So clean, you can feel it.

  • @lmao.3661
    @lmao.3661 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "you want a sprite cranberry?"

  • @allenbinger3067
    @allenbinger3067 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i love your videos vulgan. very well put together, ill make a small donation to your patreon you deserve something for all your hard work

    • @allenbinger3067
      @allenbinger3067 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i introduced my sister and roommate to your videos and they love them too! once i explained what an SCP was... lol

  • @RicoTheExMongolianSlave
    @RicoTheExMongolianSlave 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    * from behind door*
    "Your rents due"

  • @shimahatusi4456
    @shimahatusi4456 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:40 *fook’in lazer soights*

  • @DreddLypso
    @DreddLypso 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    5:40 Big bubba needs his coffee

  • @robotoart6184
    @robotoart6184 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    He's just like hey there so I'm hear now

  • @thestabbybrit4798
    @thestabbybrit4798 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    If the cliche competition was still going, this would have inspired me to submit an entry:
    SCP-4000: [Redacted].
    Containment proceedures: [Redacted][Redacted][Redacted]. Dr. [Redacted] [Redacted][Redacted] with [Redacted][Redacted][Redacted] [Redacted][Redacted] and several [Redacted].
    Description: [Redacted][Redacted][Redacted] with SCP-[Redacted]. [Redacted][Redacted][Redacted] [Redacted] [Redacted][Redacted] [Redacted] [Redacted][Redacted][Redacted][Redacted]. Dr. [Redacted] SCP-4000 [Redacted][Redacted][Redacted] [Redacted] [Redacted][Redacted] [Redacted].

  • @LieutenantWaldron
    @LieutenantWaldron 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    *303 Hobbles up next to black-eyed child
    *Black-eyed child:Well [REDACTED]!

  • @Digganob590
    @Digganob590 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I really don't like the overwhelming theme of [DATA EXPUNGED], I mean, sure it makes sense lore wise or whatever, but I think it really detracts from the sense of mystery rather than adds to it. Because, well, there's nothing to really wonder except "hmm, I wonder what that guy said. I guess I'll never know." instead of "hmm, I wonder why he said that." or "hmm, I wonder why or how scp___ does that.". I dunno, just doesn't really seem to make the story that much better to have half of the information removed and leaving you without anything much to even think about.

    • @theprotopotato2531
      @theprotopotato2531 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's why some people write their scps without redacted text

    • @chairmanwario
      @chairmanwario 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Totally agree. At first it adds to the fright factor, but after a while, and after they start withholding too much info, it just gets annoying.