Michael's Best Phone Calls - The Office US

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  • Michael's go-to strategy whenever he has a crisis on his hands, which is most episodes, is to pick up that phone.
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  • @cameronnelson4596
    @cameronnelson4596 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9285

    The way Michael gets Jan to wish him a happy birthday😂

    • @aurea.
      @aurea. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +318

      Sneak 100

    • @mattwolf752
      @mattwolf752 5 ปีที่แล้ว +228

      He does the same thing to David Wallace too lol

    • @user-mo7ec9fm4m
      @user-mo7ec9fm4m 5 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      @@aurea. no the way he smiles after it. True evil lol

    • @aurea.
      @aurea. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      @@user-mo7ec9fm4m Yes! Pure attention-seeking evil.

    • @Myamene
      @Myamene 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      probably the smartest thing he said on a whim 😂

  • @JonnyYu
    @JonnyYu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1538

    Missing
    Michael: "I'm glad you called. Ryan is being a little b*tch again."
    Ryan: "I'm on Michael."
    Michael: "Wassup ma brotha!"

  • @TalkAsSoftAsChalk
    @TalkAsSoftAsChalk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17129

    David Wallace truly was the most patient man on television.

    • @frankgarrett9500
      @frankgarrett9500 5 ปีที่แล้ว +488

      All Michael had was his ability to sell. And his branch was profitable.

    • @theamerican7346
      @theamerican7346 5 ปีที่แล้ว +472

      He really was a saint the entire series

    • @SteveGamesFTW
      @SteveGamesFTW 5 ปีที่แล้ว +493

      I was really happy when he came back and bought the company back.

    • @F150fx2sporT
      @F150fx2sporT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +242

      Maliha Intikhab not even. Toby is the most patient 👌🏼 Wallace wasn’t put through what Michael put Toby through every day lol

    • @Gregorio621
      @Gregorio621 5 ปีที่แล้ว +386

      @@F150fx2sporT But Toby then took all that bottled up anger on innocent people and strangled them. So I can't say he's that patient

  • @sravankumar3615
    @sravankumar3615 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1741

    David Wallace: is anybody hurt?
    Michael: not on the surface😂😂😂😂

    • @peterwong8028
      @peterwong8028 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I have cause. It's cause I hate him.

    • @izzymannella
      @izzymannella 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      fortunately my feelings regenerate at twice the speed of a normal mans’

    • @perlacontreras2480
      @perlacontreras2480 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      As a psychologist this is funny af

  • @IsThisRain
    @IsThisRain 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8566

    I like how most of this is just David explaining things to Michael lmao

    • @mankytoes
      @mankytoes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +263

      That actor is such a good straight man. I don't even know why his parts work so well, but he has great chemistry with Michael.

    • @homeslice8143
      @homeslice8143 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Nathanial bandy

    • @carolinepolloway7913
      @carolinepolloway7913 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Beetlejuice4Senate I absolutely love his character. Such an all around good person

    • @olmnut
      @olmnut 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@homeslice8143 How Micheal Scott triggers you

    • @liljibbajabba
      @liljibbajabba 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "What is we're fine?"

  • @baileytweedy9289
    @baileytweedy9289 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1429

    when david said “hey sweetie” and michael says “it’s not sweetie it’s michael scott” i cry every single time from laughing

    • @hariharanmurugappan5466
      @hariharanmurugappan5466 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Followed by a proactive "Stephanie, could you hop off please?"

    • @splendisdude
      @splendisdude ปีที่แล้ว +5

      FR LMAO MY FAV 😂😂

    • @noahclark7603
      @noahclark7603 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Might be the greatest part of the show

    • @Biggleboggles
      @Biggleboggles 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I wish he would’ve just said hey.. sweetie.. uhm it’s Michael scott”

    • @spacemanspud7073
      @spacemanspud7073 หลายเดือนก่อน

      4:56

  • @chrisfoot6680
    @chrisfoot6680 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2112

    Toby Flenderson is doing drugs.

    • @NikoTheTurtle
      @NikoTheTurtle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      My cat's name is Toby Flenderson

    • @keith.gabrielson
      @keith.gabrielson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Misael The Turtle you’re a turtle with a cat

    • @wyethpurkiss7393
      @wyethpurkiss7393 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Misael The Turtle. Just don’t anywhere near Kevin 😂.

    • @chrisfoot6680
      @chrisfoot6680 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @xanman x caprese salad

    • @josephp6145
      @josephp6145 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂

  • @yilikaloufoua5374
    @yilikaloufoua5374 5 ปีที่แล้ว +530

    "You weren't supposed to tell anyone, Michael."
    "Well I think we're past that now."

  • @monteraid
    @monteraid 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10524

    - David: Hello, sweety.
    - Michael: it's not sweety it's Michael Scott.
    - David: What The hell!!

    • @ao-ok8rp
      @ao-ok8rp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +246

      Monte Raid lmao I always laugh at that

    • @kevinarzola4781
      @kevinarzola4781 5 ปีที่แล้ว +271

      Badabing badaboom

    • @chrissyhenderson208
      @chrissyhenderson208 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      The best omg

    • @soraii
      @soraii 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      😂😂

    • @peppix9477
      @peppix9477 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Beza 1 wut

  • @firdawsyahya3749
    @firdawsyahya3749 4 ปีที่แล้ว +464

    Pam was actually a good receptionist especially when handling Michael

  • @dougdiamond7952
    @dougdiamond7952 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1232

    How is every phone call a complete disaster LMAO

  • @katykins2010
    @katykins2010 5 ปีที่แล้ว +683

    I love how good David and Jan portray their annoyance with Michael in their voices alone lmao

  • @michaelscott6661
    @michaelscott6661 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9057

    “His last name is Christ, he has the power of flight, he can heal leopards”

    • @funkk
      @funkk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      THAT LINE!!! HAHAHA!

    • @sunilgs89
      @sunilgs89 5 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      He will come back to heal cheetahs

    • @brentage5000
      @brentage5000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Nowhere in the bible does it say he can't also heal leopards in addition to the other stuff

    • @michaelscott6661
      @michaelscott6661 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Michael Scott Toby’s trying to frame me

    • @SpaceHeavy-4
      @SpaceHeavy-4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      The funny thing is I'm pretty sure Michael Scott meant leprosy lol

  • @david.crowther6646
    @david.crowther6646 3 ปีที่แล้ว +876

    I love how Pam genuinely tries to help Michael with his phone calls

    • @liljibbajabba
      @liljibbajabba 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      "He's usually better on his 2nd attempt" 😂😂😂

    • @vladambrose1399
      @vladambrose1399 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Pam is his mom and Jim is his dad

    • @rane7784
      @rane7784 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@vladambrose1399 making it - kinda - age accurate, Pam and Jim are like his 1st and 2nd born trying to help their washed up dad

    • @gouravadhikary8629
      @gouravadhikary8629 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rane7784 So..
      Both his children married then?
      Is Michael's last name Lannister?

  • @Yeezy3
    @Yeezy3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8033

    “I have cause, it is beCAUSE I hate him” 😂😂

  • @yilikaloufoua5374
    @yilikaloufoua5374 5 ปีที่แล้ว +448

    7:19 I really love how Pam's plan to let Michael do a practice run for each phone call works perfectly and it's subtle. He says something weird the first time and then greets people normally on the second run.

    • @Hankblue
      @Hankblue 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I need someone like that in my life 😆

    • @whyeeolivia
      @whyeeolivia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      this is why she's perfect for the receptionist job and she knows michael

    • @jonathanwilliam3547
      @jonathanwilliam3547 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Whats is the episode?

    • @rgkong8783
      @rgkong8783 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jonathanwilliam3547 I think it’s the gambling episode so S2 or S3 finale.

    • @alyssalauren8088
      @alyssalauren8088 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      S2 finale i believe

  • @timkiebzak6735
    @timkiebzak6735 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5073

    So double jeopardy, we're fine...
    I dont think you understand how jeopardy works...
    Oh right, "what is, we're fine".
    Lmfao 😂😂😂

    • @AdityaTehlan
      @AdityaTehlan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I didn't get that

    • @jonathan-rw3mx
      @jonathan-rw3mx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@AdityaTehlan you ever played jeopardy?

    • @cylereyes8195
      @cylereyes8195 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      dwight schrute I guess they don’t teach you about jeopardy at shrute farms

    • @kevinarzola4781
      @kevinarzola4781 5 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      dwight schrute really? Double jeopardy in law means you can’t be sued or forced to defend yourself on the same crime twice after the first trial has ended.
      Michael thinks that by having two things involving the company somehow exonerates him from a lawsuit (double jeopardy) but he doesn’t actually understand what it is.
      When he’s told he doesn’t know what it is by Wallace, he answers by saying “What is we are fine” which is the way they answer questions on the show Jeopardy, which has nothing to do with law or what happened but it’s just michael being michael

    • @timkiebzak6735
      @timkiebzak6735 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@kevinarzola4781 thanks bro, i was too lazy to explain all that 😂

  • @Rob-gp6yb
    @Rob-gp6yb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    Love how one man can go from: "jAn LeViSoN i PrEsUuUme???" to "Hey Jan how you doing?" without even flinching

  • @andrespalacio9530
    @andrespalacio9530 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2656

    I'm absolutely shocked by the absence of the call to Wendy's.

    • @VLAD_P_
      @VLAD_P_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      if the wendy's comes on the side, i send it back !

    • @vanhelsing4602
      @vanhelsing4602 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Literally shaking.

    • @yarddawg6151
      @yarddawg6151 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      that was what I was waiting on!🤣

    • @CrappleFartini
      @CrappleFartini 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Dude this is a Wendy's restaurant

    • @yarddawg6151
      @yarddawg6151 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@CrappleFartini I will never forget those words🤣🤣🤣

  • @tootzy-the-roll
    @tootzy-the-roll 4 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    "No, I was being negligent." i like how nonchalant he was saying that lol

  • @basiawitkowska6399
    @basiawitkowska6399 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4657

    My favourite one is when Michael calls Stanley's wife
    "Hey what's up Cynthia?"
    "Just hang on a second Cynthia"

    • @cl5212
      @cl5212 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Basia W Always cracks me up 🤣

    • @Luis_Domingos
      @Luis_Domingos 5 ปีที่แล้ว +232

      The banter before really sets up the scene, with Jim and Pam begging him not to take it because he'll definitely say something stupid, then he goes ahead and says the stupidest thing he could possibly say :)

    • @enzoalec92
      @enzoalec92 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      TWICE

    • @KALMZAE
      @KALMZAE 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      lmaoooooooooo I be rollinggggggggggggggggg

    • @lydiawc
      @lydiawc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      what episode?

  • @DB-wt5ex
    @DB-wt5ex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    “Toby Flenderson is doing drugs” 😂😂😂😂

    • @SkankHunt-vb2qc
      @SkankHunt-vb2qc 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Youre so funny. Youve always been the talented one. Heres an idea. Stop being gullible youre FOOLING YOURSELF. Shut the fuck up and stay quiet

    • @killionaire6891
      @killionaire6891 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SkankHunt42 You're a pathetic moron.

  • @jadenradke3122
    @jadenradke3122 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4330

    Michael calling David is the best.
    “He told me where his kids go to school. I call the school, tell them I’m the pediatrician. I use my little girl voice. Badda bing badda boom.”

    • @howaboutno4002
      @howaboutno4002 5 ปีที่แล้ว +274

      Best one imo. He's so incompetent yet he can do things like that to get what he wants, and it works. Brilliant

    • @howaboutno4002
      @howaboutno4002 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @The Meticulous Gentleman yet in literally every scenario he shows how inept he is and out-of-touch. Yeah he's socially awkward, but inviting kids to a casino night is straight up dumb. There's a reason Jan had to have Pam keep an eye on him, and why Toby hates him. Even Stanley recognises how useless he is and how many silly ideas he has.

    • @howaboutno4002
      @howaboutno4002 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @The Meticulous Gentleman well he may be smart in setting up his own business, but in a general way, regarding people and basic logic, he's shown to be completely incompetent and make stupid decisions.

    • @faxhandle9715
      @faxhandle9715 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Jaden Radke I still don’t see how that would work? He pretends to be the doctor but then pretends to be a little girl? Seems like a bad plan! 😂

    • @jacksputrid
      @jacksputrid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      How about no Michael isn’t incompetent. Do you even watch the show? He’s the social glue that keeps everyone together, in an office of people that think their to good to be friends he brings them together at the expense of his own pride and comfort. Michael is NOT incompetent dude the show makes it clear he’s an amazing man as well as salesmen, he has his own condo and got his wife a ring worth 3 salaries

  • @ashanti11ac
    @ashanti11ac 5 ปีที่แล้ว +224

    Can we get a Phyllis and Stanley moments , those two had a underrated adorable friendship

    • @F150fx2sporT
      @F150fx2sporT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Firefly uh uh back of the line! Boo! Boo! Lmao

    • @F150fx2sporT
      @F150fx2sporT 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Michael Rich 🤣🤣

    • @seanjosephhayes
      @seanjosephhayes 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well what you can do…is you can ask for a Phyllis and Stanley compilation from the uploader and then…SHOVE IT UP YA BUTT!

  • @Boredom_4_Realz
    @Boredom_4_Realz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1778

    This is Michael Jackson calling from wonderland

    • @tktru
      @tktru 5 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      This is Tito

    • @MireVale
      @MireVale 5 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      This is your girlfriend. And I’m MAD

    • @dre8044
      @dre8044 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      This is Mike Tyson

    • @RagelsGAMER
      @RagelsGAMER 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      SHREK!!! SHREK I'M A DONKEY!!! I'M A DONKEY SHREK!!!

    • @adrianm147
      @adrianm147 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      lmao look at this awesome fan vid th-cam.com/video/G_1ocd77Tk4/w-d-xo.html

  • @ajromero3692
    @ajromero3692 2 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    I love how David Wallace talks to Michael like he's his hyperactive 12 year old son 😂

  • @planck10-43
    @planck10-43 2 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    I love Michael's realization to the receptionists being on his calls all this time.

  • @alexgaray1216
    @alexgaray1216 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3428

    David Wallace is actually a stand up guy!

    • @hasannasir9969
      @hasannasir9969 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Nice pic

    • @ryand589
      @ryand589 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      He's actually a financial guy in his real job too

    • @BatDadx
      @BatDadx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I love David

    • @anemotionalcapricorn
      @anemotionalcapricorn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@BatDadx same, he’s such an underrated character

    • @puredust5797
      @puredust5797 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Except when he transferred Holly

  • @oliverhannan6031
    @oliverhannan6031 2 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    That whole interaction with Jan and Carol both ending up going to casino night is so well written.

    • @occidere8437
      @occidere8437 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's literally just a classic two dates to the prom scenario, it's quite common in sitcoms. Especially when they are running out of ideas.

  • @supernova50
    @supernova50 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1609

    "Phyllis has uslurped my role as Santa. " AHAH

    • @AsitorCorporation
      @AsitorCorporation 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      I tried to make a compilation of all of Michael's mispronunciations but there's hundreds of them, took me too long to record them all.

    • @indictmntt
      @indictmntt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@AsitorCorporation Contraption! She's contrapting!

    • @sahayeda5220
      @sahayeda5220 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@AsitorCorporation they have a compilation on this channel of his misquotes

    • @laozdruni6856
      @laozdruni6856 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I thought he said Phyllis has slurped my Santa roll

  • @cristianegomes8368
    @cristianegomes8368 4 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    "By the way, your wife is a lucky lady" such an underrated line.

    • @Dark666Butterfly
      @Dark666Butterfly ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I don't blame her for once, I have a huge crush on this character, quite the perfect man in my opinion.

  • @sophiedufresne7459
    @sophiedufresne7459 5 ปีที่แล้ว +640

    He usually does better the second time

    • @mikberegov
      @mikberegov 5 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      That's what she said

    • @sophiedufresne7459
      @sophiedufresne7459 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Michael Boojum I'm waiting for my bus to come and I can't stop laughing 😂😂 *insert Michael's face when he tried to stop himself from yelling "that's what she said"*

  • @riaranta3150
    @riaranta3150 5 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    “You weren’t supposed to tell anyone..”
    “Well I think we’re past that now” 👌🏻😂😂😂

  • @supersaiyanlimitbreaker3018
    @supersaiyanlimitbreaker3018 5 ปีที่แล้ว +893

    This channel being active is the only thing that keeps me going this summer

    • @Diphenhydra
      @Diphenhydra 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Supersaiyan Limitbreaker what about this summer?

    • @supersaiyanlimitbreaker3018
      @supersaiyanlimitbreaker3018 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Diphenhydra This channel plus a re watch of the show.

    • @Diphenhydra
      @Diphenhydra 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@supersaiyanlimitbreaker3018 until next year when they take it from netflix. Gonna need to download all the episodes now.

    • @frankrodriguezit
      @frankrodriguezit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me too!! 😺

  • @ForeverSunny3
    @ForeverSunny3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Meredith kills me. “Your wife is a very lucky woman.”

  • @xWASDMitch
    @xWASDMitch 5 ปีที่แล้ว +324

    NO TIRAMISU?!?!?!?!?!

    • @colonelchipOG
      @colonelchipOG 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I watch you on twitch wassup bro

    • @mp8359
      @mp8359 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Where's Jim's best phone calls? He's clearly the best character of the show

    • @evandelck8541
      @evandelck8541 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That was a dumb scene

  • @stephen7953
    @stephen7953 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    “I dont think you understand how jeopardy works”
    “What is were fine”
    😂😂😂😂

  • @macicole8316
    @macicole8316 5 ปีที่แล้ว +542

    *says casually* “But now people always return my calls because they think it is an emergency. “ 😂😂😂

  • @Brundle006
    @Brundle006 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    7:07: Toby Flanderson is doing drugs 🤣🤣

  • @bvp794
    @bvp794 5 ปีที่แล้ว +445

    "a WOMAN has uslurped my role as santa" I just noticed that for the first time lmaoo

    • @LindysEpiphany
      @LindysEpiphany 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bahaha....Uslurped and cured leopards! So funny!

    • @zain4019
      @zain4019 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Boris pink
      :(

    • @sexhaver420
      @sexhaver420 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You just noticed Phyllis is a woman?

  • @iminumst7827
    @iminumst7827 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    1:02 that is the most Micheal thing ever and its subtle, he calls jan and says its urgent, then he wishes her a happy birthday just to bait her into wishing him a happy birthday. Micheal is the only person I know who would sent an urgent call to their boss just to trick them into saying happy birthday.

  • @aflyingfishstick
    @aflyingfishstick 5 ปีที่แล้ว +784

    “He can heal Leopards”

    • @Mister_Clipster
      @Mister_Clipster 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Haha that is such a Michael detail. Didn't catch that before.

    • @marcoAKAjoe
      @marcoAKAjoe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Gold

    • @ACatNamedOrwell
      @ACatNamedOrwell 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      “She has uslurped me”

  • @mrsirman2177
    @mrsirman2177 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    David Wallace was truly the best boss in the show

  • @OscarLengue
    @OscarLengue 5 ปีที่แล้ว +779

    What about when he calls Holly because he had herpes

    • @NewsofPE
      @NewsofPE 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      because he thought he had herpes*

    • @heatherneveu923
      @heatherneveu923 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      It didn’t come up organically...

    • @F150fx2sporT
      @F150fx2sporT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Óscar _rg5 you need to tell Holly that she is CRAWLING with herpes 😂

    • @urmomgay6685
      @urmomgay6685 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was looking for it too

    • @WandersNotLost
      @WandersNotLost 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I honestly thought all those phone calls would
      be edited in

  • @alblanquicett
    @alblanquicett 5 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    whoever runs this channel, thank you for everything you do.

  • @joshuaroberts6739
    @joshuaroberts6739 5 ปีที่แล้ว +534

    I have cause. It is because, I hate him

    • @dhruv1906
      @dhruv1906 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      BeCAUSE😂😂

    • @user-mo7ec9fm4m
      @user-mo7ec9fm4m 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LM10HD FCB it wasn’t that funny lol

  • @christieprescott5450
    @christieprescott5450 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    David Wallace: “Is anyone hurt?”
    Michael: “Not on the surface...”
    That line is so profound! Haha

  • @dillonhf
    @dillonhf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    wow i never noticed michael muting the “not” when he said “absolutely not” 6:35 😂😂

  • @aravind4391
    @aravind4391 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    I love how Pam always provides some protection to the world from Michael's weirdness! She makes him look less goofy.

  • @vollitea
    @vollitea 5 ปีที่แล้ว +293

    “Dis is Mike Tyson!”

  • @ramseytomo123
    @ramseytomo123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    I think one of the funniest calls was with Stanley's wife. Calling Stanley's wife and accidentally revealing his affair. 😂😂😂

  • @jonathanquigley3601
    @jonathanquigley3601 5 ปีที่แล้ว +465

    “It’s not sweetie, it’s Michael Scott”
    Will always be one of the greatest written and delivered lines in comedy history.

    • @juliam1099
      @juliam1099 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      But really Michael is Beyonce, always.

  • @iplayball27
    @iplayball27 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Dwight: "Also it's icky back there"
    Michael: "That's true, people say it's icky"

    • @juliam1099
      @juliam1099 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That cracked me up. Wonder what made it icky.

  • @alaingonzalez4860
    @alaingonzalez4860 5 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    " wish i could fire sherry "
    "Hey I'm still here"
    Gold! 😂😂

    • @charmie1984
      @charmie1984 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Why the heck didn't he fire Toby?? That was his chance!

    • @obito7969
      @obito7969 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He couldn't hire Toby because he works in HR and is not under Michael. It was mentioned in one of the episodes.

  • @mrspeaker89
    @mrspeaker89 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    "What I'm curious about is how you were able to go an entire week without knowing a member of your staff was there."
    Pretty much sums up Michael's management skills

  • @anantrelan4071
    @anantrelan4071 5 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    Oscar and Kevin best friends .
    Please . 3rd Petition .

    • @ammujayan6031
      @ammujayan6031 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      How about Oscar and Angela?

    • @flakegemini
      @flakegemini 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ammujayan6031 How about Oscar and the senator? :)

    • @ammujayan6031
      @ammujayan6031 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@flakegemini 😂😂 I read that in his voice.

  • @mohamedkafka9879
    @mohamedkafka9879 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    I love how you can hear Jan’s sigh just before she says Happy Birthday lmao

  • @norteno149
    @norteno149 5 ปีที่แล้ว +241

    “Phylis uslurped my role”
    “What is we’re fine?”
    “I have cause. It is beCAUSE I hate him”
    -Micheal Scott

  • @marvelfan5444
    @marvelfan5444 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    "I ran down Meredith with my Car..."
    "Ohhh, did you do this on purpose?"
    "No I was being negligent"

  • @laura.7942
    @laura.7942 5 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    Ryan: I don’t think you understand how Jeopardy works
    Michael: oh sorry, what is we’re fine
    Ryan: *long sigh*

    • @katherinejominy984
      @katherinejominy984 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Laura .7 do u mean david...

    • @laura.7942
      @laura.7942 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      katherine jominy ummm.... no, I mean Ryan. Ryan took Jan’s job after she was fired

    • @laura.7942
      @laura.7942 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      abhijit bhatt 🤨 It literally wasn’t, look it up

    • @laura.7942
      @laura.7942 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      abhijit bhatt Jan used to be the main person that Michael would call before she lost her job, it makes sense that Ryan would become that person when he took Jan’s job. Also if you watch the episode that that call was from it cuts directly to Ryan after the call

    • @katherinejominy984
      @katherinejominy984 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Laura .7 it was david speaking

  • @P0iS0N-1VY
    @P0iS0N-1VY 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    We need a compilation of Dwight screaming "Michael!"

  • @sophiedufresne7459
    @sophiedufresne7459 5 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    Michael: i hit Meredith with my car
    Ryan: oh no did you do this on purpose??
    Michael: no, I was being negligent

    • @keanu8327
      @keanu8327 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Like your username

    • @momo382712
      @momo382712 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I think that was Ryan.

    • @ethanbenner2640
      @ethanbenner2640 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That was Ryan not David

    • @sophiedufresne7459
      @sophiedufresne7459 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      whyiseveryusernametaken15 thanks yours is funny too!

    • @sophiedufresne7459
      @sophiedufresne7459 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kingtata oh lol rip

  • @MADARA-yp4cv
    @MADARA-yp4cv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    I love how annoyed David is always on the phone it’s so hilarious

  • @stevenpoll9377
    @stevenpoll9377 5 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    "Its a Christmas miracle!"
    *dives into crowd*
    You can tell that was improvised

    • @gregorymoore2877
      @gregorymoore2877 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Not necessarily. There are things that may appear improvised that were scripted. There are things that may appear scripted that were improvised. Perhaps we will find out when the Office Ladies podcast gets to this episode.

  • @jmk9761
    @jmk9761 5 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    “His last name is Christ, he has the power of flight, and he can heal leopards.” A lot of people seem to miss that he was supposed to say leopracy, a disease, but instead confused it for leopards😂

    • @Platypus929
      @Platypus929 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      They're actually confusing it with the word "lepers".

    • @jamessoltis5407
      @jamessoltis5407 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      JMK ...the lepers/leopards thing was used years ago in SCTV’s parody skit of ‘Ben Hur’ with the legendary John Candy as Ben.

    • @izzymannella
      @izzymannella 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Platypus929 “lepers” are people with leprocy

    • @Bioniking
      @Bioniking 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We refer to him as Mr. Christ

    • @jesusfappingchrist2094
      @jesusfappingchrist2094 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Bioniking Thanks!

  • @creedbratton490
    @creedbratton490 5 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    I probably should have been fired

    • @NickPekurny
      @NickPekurny 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      hi creed

    • @NickPekurny
      @NickPekurny 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Andrew Smith yup

    • @DevinRosa
      @DevinRosa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Andrew Smith no that’s Toby

    • @NickPekurny
      @NickPekurny 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Devin Rosa no because Toby visited the Scranton strangler in jail and he got strangled.

    • @flakegemini
      @flakegemini 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@NickPekurny But he start strangling him because Toby told him that in fact he is Scranton Strangler and he get mad

  • @rahuljoshirahulmagic
    @rahuljoshirahulmagic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    I expected it to be a 10 min video and i got a 10 mins video.
    God bless the guy who runs this channel.

  • @alexgore6441
    @alexgore6441 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    “Did you do this on purpose?”
    “No I was being negligent.”

  • @itsthecabbage1174
    @itsthecabbage1174 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    “Its not sweetie it’s Michael Scott.”

  • @MrRichieRides
    @MrRichieRides 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    “Two Queens on Casino night... I’m going to drop a deuce on everybody” 😂😂 gets me every time

  • @bergerman487
    @bergerman487 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    "That file had been falsified and Toby Flenderson is doing drugs!" That was so random

  • @brookswunderlich2068
    @brookswunderlich2068 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    What about during Stanley’s affair when Michael calls Stanley’s wife and calls her Cynthia 😂

  • @BirdGang6
    @BirdGang6 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    “I wish I could fire Sherri” will never not fail to make me laugh out loud

  • @jeremylee48
    @jeremylee48 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    “I have cause.. It is be c a u s e I hate him” always cracks me up. Steve Carell is actually so funny!

  • @charliegreenwood4387
    @charliegreenwood4387 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    1:53
    “Yes. It was on company property with company property so double jeopardy. We are fine.”
    “I don’t think you understand how jeopardy works.”
    “Oh right, I’m sorry, what is we’re fine?”
    *sighs*

  • @lewisthellama2569
    @lewisthellama2569 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    4:35
    he can heal ‘leopards’
    ‘uslurped’
    michael mispronouncing things is one of my favourite running gags in this show

  • @tahaanwr97
    @tahaanwr97 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    "I am going to drop a deuce on everybody"

  • @channel9games666
    @channel9games666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Michael: “I’ll call em, I’ll call David.”
    Jim: “No, you won’t, because he’s not picking up his phone.
    Michael: “Yes, I will, because I always know how to look through to him.”
    Jim: *Oh no...*

  • @adrielsebastian5216
    @adrielsebastian5216 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    "That file had been falsified, Toby Flenderson is doing drugs!"
    That segue tho

  • @yaghoszulik7493
    @yaghoszulik7493 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    can't believe the call when michael is canceling the hotel reservation didn't make the cut that always makes me crack

  • @skylilly1
    @skylilly1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    "He can heal leopards" LOL

  • @user-nk9ne7lj4y
    @user-nk9ne7lj4y 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Hands down wish I worked for Michael Scott in my youth

  • @609peyton
    @609peyton 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I love looking at the comments for the best moments of the video

  • @jjnouse8812
    @jjnouse8812 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    1:47 - I love how Michael thinks that being negligent is a valid defense here😂😂😂

  • @joshherbert5366
    @joshherbert5366 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I love when Dwight responds to Jan after she is clearly pissed at Michael..

  • @pikachucat8449
    @pikachucat8449 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    2:07 "oh I'm sorry, what is we're fine?" 😂

  • @metin5408
    @metin5408 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    How could they not put the Mike Tyson and Michael Jackson phone calls in here

    • @Nirvanaa03
      @Nirvanaa03 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This is Michael Jackson calling from Wonderland

    • @TheAlps36
      @TheAlps36 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This is your girlfriend and I'M MAD!

  • @aaronjacksonadamstherapper
    @aaronjacksonadamstherapper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    “Two queens on casino night, I am going to drop a deuce on everybody.”

  • @batgurrl
    @batgurrl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Pleading again for these videos please:
    A compilation of Dwight yelling ‘Michael’
    The Best Of Jo Bennett
    The Best Of Michael and Holly
    Please please please please😍

    • @John-wd1gl
      @John-wd1gl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      and kevin side glances

    • @batgurrl
      @batgurrl 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      John Sweeney 👍

    • @devilsown1828
      @devilsown1828 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rewatch the show again you bitch

  • @gking2709
    @gking2709 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Them celebrating not being fired while David is still on the phone LMAO
    ITS A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!

  • @Cubsfan122112
    @Cubsfan122112 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    i liked how they would zoom in on the phone like it's its own character.

  • @PixelPlasm
    @PixelPlasm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "Phyllis has uslurped my role as Santa" is to this day one of my favorite lines lol

  • @moonpiestreak9772
    @moonpiestreak9772 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Bless you, whoever runs this channel

  • @DemocratsareagentsofSATAN
    @DemocratsareagentsofSATAN 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3560

    "I ran over Meredith with my car..."
    "Did you do it on purpose?!??!!"
    "Nooo, I was being negligent..."
    😂😂😂

    • @bunnygirljones
      @bunnygirljones 5 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      "...tiny little crack in her pelvis."
      That's what she said!

    • @max-ru6cz
      @max-ru6cz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Honestly, now that I think about it, surprising that Michael didn't try to blame on the doc crew.... he was looking at the camera after all.

    • @Silenced_by_nazi_youtube
      @Silenced_by_nazi_youtube 5 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      "Was it on company property?"
      "Yes it was on company property...and it was with company property"
      Haha😂😂😂

    • @emma-cb6wh
      @emma-cb6wh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Malie Double Jeopardy!

    • @bheemareddy5699
      @bheemareddy5699 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I love how he just owns up to it😂😂

  • @purpleheartne
    @purpleheartne 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Lmfaoo I love anytime Michael calls his mom to passive aggressively tell her about everyone

  • @hardcoreamericangamer8835
    @hardcoreamericangamer8835 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    3:18
    Lmao the 911 concept just being a way to get calls or texts back faster.

  • @hadoneldesgraviers3546
    @hadoneldesgraviers3546 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I like how David Wallace is always so patient with Michael during their phone calls.

  • @jenna_3623
    @jenna_3623 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    “There’s no such thing as an appropriate joke.”
    “That’s why it’s a joke.”
    -Micheal Scott
    Edit: OK I NEED TO KNOW WHO DISLIKED THIS VIDEO

    • @jenna_3623
      @jenna_3623 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      John Barber nothing i was joking

  • @soran27
    @soran27 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "I ran down Meredith in my car." "Michael, did you do this on purpose?" "No, I was negligent"

  • @kohutattti
    @kohutattti 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    A best of Kevin's sideglances please Mr Uploader! #doyouwantanM&M