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    Pith painting by Sunqua, CC BY-SA 4.0 License, via Wikimedia Commons
    A Chinese labourer. Painting by a Chinese artist, ca. 1850. Credit: Wellcome Collection. Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)
    A Chinese florist. Painting by a Chinese artist, ca. 1850. Credit: Wellcome Collection. Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)
    Three Chinese men buying goods from two men behind a shop counter. Gouache painting on rice-paper, 18--?. Credit: Wellcome Collection. Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)
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    The Miriam and Ira D. Wallach Division of Art, Prints and Photographs: Art & Architecture Collection, The New York Public Library. (1800 - 1899). Two drawings of women, two drawings of boys, including one holding a large fish toy.
    The Miriam and Ira D. Wallach Division of Art, Prints and Photographs: Art & Architecture Collection, The New York Public Library. "Duck junk. Ducks are hatched on board by ovens, [?] ducks always follow the junk and come on board at night for protection" The New York Public Library Digital Collections. 1800 - 1899.
    The Miriam and Ira D. Wallach Division of Art, Prints and Photographs: Art & Architecture Collection, The New York Public Library. (1800 - 1899). River freight junk
    The Miriam and Ira D. Wallach Division of Art, Prints and Photographs: Art & Architecture Collection, The New York Public Library. (1850). Boat with one sail.
    A Chinese boat. Painting by a Chinese artist, ca. 1850. Credit: Wellcome Collection. Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)
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  • @nithyanair1906
    @nithyanair1906 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13351

    I find it hilarious that the Professor has the same face all the time, yet I can vividly see different expressions play out on his face whenever Ryan pisses him off lmao

    • @TinaCutri
      @TinaCutri 3 ปีที่แล้ว +726

      It’s just a testament to how good of a puppeteer Shane is

    • @mostmelon
      @mostmelon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      He’s just like Jennifer Lawrence, except we can read his expression.

    • @lindsaychiasson7629
      @lindsaychiasson7629 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Like Randy Feltface but smaller and bluer lol

    • @an_earth_angel
      @an_earth_angel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Right?!!!

    • @keyaunna.
      @keyaunna. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      RIGHT?!

  • @patiencekillz
    @patiencekillz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12704

    I really want Shane to somehow guest star still knowing all the right answers and then pretending to be shocked when he gets all the questions right.

    • @loverboymadita7811
      @loverboymadita7811 3 ปีที่แล้ว +918

      Lowkey, what if the winner of that episode was Ryan though

    • @samanthagreen3487
      @samanthagreen3487 3 ปีที่แล้ว +696

      @@loverboymadita7811 the ultimate plot twist lmao, orrr what if the genie is ryan, that explains the strong unrooted hate towards the professor

    • @billwhite515
      @billwhite515 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      I want Shane and Peterson as puppet

    • @toyamwarr
      @toyamwarr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +347

      In that episode, The Professor should call in sick so the show can have a substitute instructor that’s really Steven. It would be interesting to see how Steven handles history class with Ryan.

    • @noelrockz1
      @noelrockz1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      @@samanthagreen3487 Shane is the genie. He has made an appearance as the genie in the past.

  • @yyg4632
    @yyg4632 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2626

    Any pirate under her command who raped a female captive was sentenced to death. I officially love her.

    • @amandajunecesarano7423
      @amandajunecesarano7423 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Well she did take her adopted son as her lover, so not the best role model

    • @Souledex
      @Souledex ปีที่แล้ว +128

      @@amandajunecesarano7423 Lol likely closer to her age than her husband was. Really not that weird or surprising, especially in old China where warlords and emperors and their concubines and their children often had such relationships. If anything it may be seen as perversely regal on top of legitimizing.
      Applying modern concenceptions of a nuclear family onto them at all is pretty stupid, the only thing morally wrong about it at all is the assumptions you made about their relationship in the first place that they likely never had, or if they did would also be vastly different from modern ones that'd make that coercive influence gross. If anything its admirable that she endured and forged stable noncoerced relationships to minimize bloodshed in a power struggle, but the actual basis of their comment - Judging their abberations to the morals of their day however is always worth commending.

    • @connoraltier7081
      @connoraltier7081 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@Souledex No offense but marrying your child (adopted or not) is gross, and if we're both being honest I don't think you'd be making any defenses if their genders were swapped

    • @Souledex
      @Souledex ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@connoraltier7081 no offense but that’s such an ignorant assertion to make. Your understanding of “child” “adopted” (which he likely wasn’t at all) and “mother” all have literally nothing to do with the society you are looking at, they are likely the same age and never even had a relationship like that.
      If you flip the genders, it’d make even less sense, frequently warlords or kings are older men would marry another or a second wife of fertile age putting her in the same age range as their firstborn son- they likely never had any sort of role in their child’s life as other “mothers” you are thinking about did. Basically you invented a whole relationship in your head and took our modern world to assert that it was wrong.

    • @juliettem13
      @juliettem13 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Souledex based

  • @abigailkaterbergcolibaba
    @abigailkaterbergcolibaba 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4134

    The professor reacting to Joyce's horse is quite the hard turn from how he reacted to Kate being a "horse girl"

    • @splorngo
      @splorngo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +582

      HAVING a horse and BEING a horse girl are very different things

    • @tyabolade1013
      @tyabolade1013 3 ปีที่แล้ว +334

      horse girls never have their own horses. that’s why they STAY crazy horse girls and don’t become professional equestrians at any point

    • @parcyvalley9618
      @parcyvalley9618 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      What video is that? kate being the horse girl?

    • @MustangsCanTurnToo
      @MustangsCanTurnToo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I recorded JUST that part.

    • @sai-bi2rh
      @sai-bi2rh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@parcyvalley9618 Season 1 Puppet History: Stealing the World's Most Expensive Necklace

  • @anonymousmysteries3171
    @anonymousmysteries3171 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2950

    The professor telling Ryan to shut up because he wanted to hear about Joyce's horse is both hilarious and adorable.
    Edit: Time was 10:49, for those wondering!

    • @jaredmitchener9175
      @jaredmitchener9175 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It’s literally neither but okay

    • @marygraber7096
      @marygraber7096 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@jaredmitchener9175 Obviously almost 2k people disagree with you, lmao

    • @KingOfGaymes
      @KingOfGaymes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@jaredmitchener9175 what’s it like being wrong?

    • @thespankmyfrank
      @thespankmyfrank 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@jaredmitchener9175 Yikes, grumpy much?

    • @whoahdude9742
      @whoahdude9742 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It was very cute

  • @nithyanair1906
    @nithyanair1906 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4959

    The Professor immediately fangirling over a horse that he hasn't even met gives me life

    • @soulfire900
      @soulfire900 3 ปีที่แล้ว +262

      "SHUT THE FUCK UP RYAN now about this hooorse...

    • @stucrew7232
      @stucrew7232 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I would have done the same thing.

    • @morningfaroe612
      @morningfaroe612 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      your pfp gives me life

    • @NoiseDay
      @NoiseDay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      "You had a horse?! Did you like... feed it??"

    • @dramaqueenliz6266
      @dramaqueenliz6266 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      oh my god the professors a horse girl

  • @isidoramendez2922
    @isidoramendez2922 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4112

    “Either way, he is in hell now.” Is what I want written in my tombstone.

    • @SlimeyPirate
      @SlimeyPirate 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Lol mood

    • @thatnerdthing387
      @thatnerdthing387 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      dude same, except prolly say they for me lol, don’t want the idea in anyone’s head that i’m binary

    • @thatnerdthing387
      @thatnerdthing387 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@davidt1d who gets this pressed about me clarifying my lack of gender?

    • @jayem7208
      @jayem7208 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @awkwardukulele6077
      @awkwardukulele6077 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@thatnerdthing387 lol they deleted it too.

  • @fishguts_
    @fishguts_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2788

    There's a misunderstanding about how Ching Shih came to own the flower boat. She was sold to the boat as a concubine at the age of 16! Her family was too poor to support her so she had no choice but join. It's a rags to riches story. Not riches to riches 😅

    • @lav3ndermenac3
      @lav3ndermenac3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +208

      oh it’s like one direction fan fic from 2012

    • @ko-lq7vu
      @ko-lq7vu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@lav3ndermenac3 LMAOO

    • @kiayaoi
      @kiayaoi ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@loucipher7782 that makes a lot of sense. thanks for mentioning it

    • @sp4c1ng_0ut8
      @sp4c1ng_0ut8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@loucipher7782 but did she HAVE to sleep with him?

    • @moomin2165
      @moomin2165 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@loucipher7782 he was most likely really close in age with her as well so I don't think they would've had a mother-son relationship at all, since she retired at 30 and apparently he was 20 something at the time she took her in as a lover

  • @chasingfelix3609
    @chasingfelix3609 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6715

    We really need to discuss the fact that Shane is kind of a musical genius...

    • @faithvaughan101
      @faithvaughan101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +213

      there's no kind of haha, he's genuinely incredible

    • @libramoons
      @libramoons 3 ปีที่แล้ว +191

      each song gets better than the last, they are genuinely good!!!!

    • @noabinnendijk361
      @noabinnendijk361 3 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      The HARMONIES in this episode,,,

    • @aynDRAWS
      @aynDRAWS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      *Musical genie

    • @deprofundis3293
      @deprofundis3293 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Right? Like, the intro/outro of this song was seriously mad gorgeous.

  • @supergecko28
    @supergecko28 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2748

    "What would your pirate name be?"
    The fact that Ryan didn't say Ryan Bergarrrrrra kinda killed my soul a bit.

  • @kate-gn9eo
    @kate-gn9eo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2861

    Are we not gonna talk about how “Jewel of the Whole Crew” was most definitely the Professor traveling through time again?

    • @lilycat3983
      @lilycat3983 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      I was looking in the comments to see if anyone else noticed.

    • @tinaperez7393
      @tinaperez7393 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      The Professor and Ching Zhe and the pirates were definitely friends. It's good to have powerful friends throughout history. She was a ruthless business woman but no one could resist it if the professor showed up. Would likely think he was magical good luck. 🤗

    • @adeleaslan8182
      @adeleaslan8182 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      My first girlfriend turned into the moon

    • @kate-gn9eo
      @kate-gn9eo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@adeleaslan8182 that’s rough buddy

    • @hannahrickelman5896
      @hannahrickelman5896 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      HOW DID I NEVER NOTICE THAT HOLY CRAP

  • @jessicaw9011
    @jessicaw9011 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1511

    For everyone who was wondering why salt was such a big deal back then:
    That was the ONLY food preservative they had, particularly for meat. Imagine trying to go on a long journey and then not having a source of protein and trying to hunt or fish and coming up empty.

    • @somedragonbastard
      @somedragonbastard 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      I mean, it wasn't the only method, smoking and drying were still available, but salt was definitely the longest lasting and safest option.

    • @VivaLaGolf42
      @VivaLaGolf42 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I believe it’s the root for the word “salary” because salt was used as payment in the day.

    • @miaandersen8731
      @miaandersen8731 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@somedragonbastard very hard to dry something before it rots in the subtropics

    • @somedragonbastard
      @somedragonbastard 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@miaandersen8731 fair

    • @mikaroni_and_cheez
      @mikaroni_and_cheez ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@VivaLaGolf42 as well as the phrase of "being worth their salt"

  • @nancygutierrez5706
    @nancygutierrez5706 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4436

    I just want to take a moment and appreciate how the Professor never plays devil's advocate by saying "it was a different time..." or anything, instead he continuously yells "WE CONDEMN!" and never waters down how bad these people are.
    Mad Respect

    • @gemjule
      @gemjule 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Yes❤️

    • @Jo-sv9io
      @Jo-sv9io 3 ปีที่แล้ว +476

      As the wise Shane Madej once said “It is easy for us from our vantage point in time to condemn, and thus, we do condemn! Happily!”

    • @WasatchWind
      @WasatchWind 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Well... it shouldn't be rationalized away the bad things people did - but it should be understood that they were held to different standards of what was acceptable, and we shouldn't be overly judgemental of them because they don't meet our modern standards.

    • @parkchimmin7913
      @parkchimmin7913 3 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      @@WasatchWind No, no. We should be judgmental. Even if it was a different time, it’s still wrong regardless. Ex: slavery. Sure, you can say that it was a “different time” back then, but abolitionists were a thing and they also condemned it.

    • @WasatchWind
      @WasatchWind 3 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      @@parkchimmin7913 I'm not speaking as much on things like slavery, but just generally on all sorts of attitudes. An example of this - I've heard a lot of people talk about bad things Teddy Roosevelt did. They talk about his outdated view of environmental conservation, and his attitudes towards race.
      But when you look at the standards of the time, he was a pretty good person in my opinion, and moved things forward.
      And that's my big concern. Yes, condemn slavery, racism, and violence. Do not however make our ancestors out to be irredeemable monsters that have nothing worth honoring, which is a growing attitude I'm seeing.
      It's something we need to keep in mind that we have only gotten to where we are because of the imperfect efforts of the people of the past. There are people from centuries past, say, Andrew Jackson, whose harmful acts outweigh any good, and we should perhaps avoid speaking too good of.
      However, most people in history were far more complicated. Good history means that you do judge these people according to the standards of their time. Obviously this doesn't mean you're saying they get a free pass or anything - but it helps you understand why they chose what they did.
      Even in more modern times, we may look at the choices of certain individuals in a bad way because we are not looking at things from their perspective.

  • @Sumblefore
    @Sumblefore 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2223

    Why do all the thumbnails look like The Professor is having an existential crisis? I'm not complaining, because we are there with you.

    • @kziila0244
      @kziila0244 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Isn’t he having one continuous existential crisis since he has been cursed by genies and jellybeans?

    • @HD-fd7tn
      @HD-fd7tn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      His eyes look possessed in every thumbnail

    • @yellowhouse4911
      @yellowhouse4911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That's just his face :-(

    • @tiringsarcasm
      @tiringsarcasm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Aren’t the thumbnails just pictures taken of the professor when he was at the battle.

    • @BeeBee-ho9ic
      @BeeBee-ho9ic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Every thumbnail is just like *Vietnam flashbacks*

  • @Ghost-oq6xh
    @Ghost-oq6xh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1466

    "I'm drownin' in the ocean, of my own emotions! May the parting tide carry the tears I cry to her ship as it slips 'neath the indigo sky!"
    Can we just talk about how incredible Shane's lyric writing skills are????????

  • @addie2816
    @addie2816 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1005

    The Professor's pirate impression being a tiny "ᵧₐᵣᵣᵣ" at the beginning was the cutest thing

  • @rockcandyplanet
    @rockcandyplanet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1893

    Joyce being in a episode about a female pirate coming full circle from when she was in a ruining history episode about a female pirate

    • @ellabernardini
      @ellabernardini 3 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      SWALLY SWOOP

    • @gillyweedniharry
      @gillyweedniharry 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I actually learned about this pirate way before this episode came out because of the comments on the other pirate story.

    • @sometransgal9412
      @sometransgal9412 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So was Ryan. He could have finally won once.

    • @MABfan11
      @MABfan11 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      which Ruining History episode was that?

    • @SherylAnneTBien
      @SherylAnneTBien 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@MABfan11 The Ruining History episode about the true story of Anne Bonny, the Pirate Queen~

  • @yellowhouse4911
    @yellowhouse4911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1969

    I think the guests can just see the professor as the professor and find him cute, Ryan however can only see Shane and feels pure rage

    • @mollyw522
      @mollyw522 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      shane? why would he see shane?

    • @justphil4732
      @justphil4732 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@mollyw522 he reminds him of his dear friend

    • @saorise28
      @saorise28 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@justphil4732 the professors voice is really close to his friend Shane’s voice. The sound probably triggers rage in Ryan.

    • @justphil4732
      @justphil4732 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@saorise28 yes I agree with this factual statement

    • @Listening_Books12345
      @Listening_Books12345 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@saorise28 I love that we all understand and agree that Ryan and Shane are dear friends AND that Shane's voice triggers rage in Ryan.

  • @dansanders9121
    @dansanders9121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +946

    "We all have our limits, that's why I stay firmly within the lines which society has established for me"
    I love, and am also deeply terrified, of Joyce

  • @thedisguise3538
    @thedisguise3538 3 ปีที่แล้ว +687

    I feel like calling him her "adopted son" was a little unfair, since he was more of a boy her husband kidnapped

    • @fricketyfracktraintrack
      @fricketyfracktraintrack 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Either way, not great!

    • @evilwillhunting
      @evilwillhunting 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      It was a “mandatory adoption.”

    • @pluna3382
      @pluna3382 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@fricketyfracktraintrack I mean, nothing from the context even suggests that they raised him in a familial way whatsoever. Looks more like the husband holding the pool boy hostage. "Adopted" or not, not actually incest.

    • @fricketyfracktraintrack
      @fricketyfracktraintrack ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@pluna3382 I refer you to my previous comment from 7 months ago, but thanks for the clarification

    • @jellybeanboy
      @jellybeanboy 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah any time you feel the need to clarify that it's "not actually incest", THAT'S NOT GREAT​@@pluna3382

  • @PrimRooks
    @PrimRooks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3336

    OK but anyone else genuinely touched by how sincere and poetically written the Flower Boat’s song was??

    • @JBar
      @JBar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      very much so. it was lovely

    • @TiffaniWright23
      @TiffaniWright23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      It’s definitely in my top three songs

    • @juliasvetlana3289
      @juliasvetlana3289 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Same hahahah

    • @minthefresh
      @minthefresh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      bruh like why was it so good!?!

    • @cristinbuskard9250
      @cristinbuskard9250 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      He’s such a great songwriter / musician. I’m blown away.

  • @camrynroleck1113
    @camrynroleck1113 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1551

    *Shane Madej voice* "Anytime you have to say 'it's not incest, technically', That's not great, Ryan"

    • @icymoons
      @icymoons 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      oh my god right, they're the same people who said that.

    • @xfabkwood9321
      @xfabkwood9321 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      The step-son marrying thing was pretty weird but apparently the age difference was only 8 years so a little less horrible. He was 27 and she was 35 for context.

    • @sarkaztik3228
      @sarkaztik3228 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      ​@@xfabkwood9321 We use modern terms to describe old situations which doesn't really work because the definition of said words has changed a lot since back then. Pretty sure, he was not considered her "step-son" back then. He was her "adopted son" which doesn't mean the same thing it means today. An "adopted son" could be something as simple as a squire or a someone a person is training to do something (a blacksmith "adopting" a young man to show them the ropes to replace them when they retire, for example). It was common for a person of renown or a person skilled with a trade to "adopt a son" that wasn't much younger than they were. It was likely he was a lackey to her than any sort of familial figure, I mean, he was literally captured-- not adopted. It's obvious the use of "adoption" here doesn't actually mean to become part of her family, he was a pupil.
      Plus, incest matter-of-factly requires the people in question to be blood relatives anyway. It's not "not technically" incest, it literally isn't incest, even by today's standards. It's most definitely still weird as hell and I wouldn't touch it with any length of pole, but you can literally marry a step-relative and it's legal in every U.S. state whilst incest is actually illegal. (I don't know much about other countries.)

  • @halliewong
    @halliewong 2 ปีที่แล้ว +342

    Ryan is bold in getting mad at the Professor for calling him a "Disney simp" in reference to pirates, as I distinctly recall him saying just a few episodes ago that he _wanted his corpse to be in the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disney World._

  • @aislinnrossi4608
    @aislinnrossi4608 3 ปีที่แล้ว +384

    When the professor said "its the ultimate dream for someone to pay you to quit" i had such vivid war flashbacks to that one unhinged "buy my silence, for $8,000 a month i will Stop" tumblr post

  • @mikaylaknowles13
    @mikaylaknowles13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1760

    The professor’s pirate impression: “yargh heheheh”

  • @jeremyprinzen5954
    @jeremyprinzen5954 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1540

    Season 1: Passive-aggressive relationship between Ryan and the Professor
    Season 2: The marriage falls apart
    Season 3: Ryan begins to plot to give the Professor the biggest - and last - bear hug of his life

    • @HD-fd7tn
      @HD-fd7tn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      Season 4: professor “mysteriously” dies

    • @kitty_es173
      @kitty_es173 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      @@HD-fd7tn season 5 : revenge of the professor

    • @tarahgold8041
      @tarahgold8041 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Season 6: Sci fi spin off show

    • @jeremyprinzen5954
      @jeremyprinzen5954 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@mia.t It's a joke :P

    • @Kooltomatoe
      @Kooltomatoe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Impossible, Ryan is scared of bears. It's just a cold-blooded murder.

  • @salami6663
    @salami6663 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Mary Shelly (Author of Frankenstein) was alive at the same time as Ching Shih, I find that pretty cool

    • @leiram8833
      @leiram8833 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      SOMEONE WRITE A HISTORICAL FANFICTION, QUICK!

  • @xaviertullis4804
    @xaviertullis4804 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    I loved the way The Professer said “Ryan shut the FUCK UP” when he wanted to hear about the horse

  • @sillygooooseee
    @sillygooooseee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3663

    PROFESSOR WITH A HAT‼️ WHAT CRIMES WILL HE COMMIT⁉️
    (For every like, another vote for Ryan and The Professor to get couple's counseling)

    • @evantray2987
      @evantray2987 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@apheIixn an explorer hat, not that one

    • @AnarchicKhajiit
      @AnarchicKhajiit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Piracy, probably.

    • @babylonfuc
      @babylonfuc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@apheIixn you mean to tell me that the professor doesn't commit crimes while wearing his other hat?

  • @soowormy
    @soowormy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2667

    nothing says dedication to the craft like shane growing an extra hand for the sponsor

    • @badlifechoices6771
      @badlifechoices6771 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      When I saw that it took me a minute to realize what was off. Now I'm curious how he did it. Like did he get Sarah to help him?

    • @L16htW4rr10r
      @L16htW4rr10r 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@badlifechoices6771 Maybe

    • @michaelfox9032
      @michaelfox9032 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@badlifechoices6771 The magic of editing ;)

    • @hayliew611
      @hayliew611 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@michaelfox9032 no that was the magic of the genie

    • @terrorofdeath3280
      @terrorofdeath3280 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That's not his hand...

  • @hypotheticalforest
    @hypotheticalforest 3 ปีที่แล้ว +533

    Anyone else notice that Shane invited Joyce to the pirate episode of Puppet History and the pirate episode of Ruining History? He’s such a good friend ❤️

  • @DrunkenRhyin
    @DrunkenRhyin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +825

    I really appreciate that Puppet History teaches us a lot about history from a wide variety of regions that we otherwise might not have had a chance to learn about. Really neat!

  • @speckofdignity2487
    @speckofdignity2487 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3194

    I love that “special guest and returning champ” is now a constant saying in this show, even though literally every returning guest is also a champ, since Ryan has never won.

    • @peppersaltsman6044
      @peppersaltsman6044 3 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      It's just a dig at ryan every time, like how "ryan thanks for tryin'" is the official sign off now lol

    • @chaelihope822
      @chaelihope822 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Ryan got a tie once... so technically, he won?

    • @mobiledota2555
      @mobiledota2555 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@chaelihope822 if a tie is considered a win in your book, then I have the biggest Benis of any dwarf.

    • @chaelihope822
      @chaelihope822 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@mobiledota2555 ... ummm, okay.? No need to be rude bud, I was just trying to present a slightly different idea. You okay?

    • @manion1947
      @manion1947 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I want to see ryan get more disciplined and really hope the professor can shake him up. Needs to pay attention 🤣

  • @mads53
    @mads53 3 ปีที่แล้ว +887

    "The math don't add up but I'll take it" "It never does, Joyce" lmaooo

  • @kayreski8683
    @kayreski8683 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

    Here after the season premiere of Our Flag Means Death

  • @Nebula-wu7qr
    @Nebula-wu7qr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +393

    I love how much Ryan tries to have a bad time, but by the end of it is laughing along with the guest and the professor

  • @gaudy_strangeness
    @gaudy_strangeness 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1109

    The professor: Don’t steal women
    All the male members of the Greek pantheon: I’m gonna pretend I didn’t hear that.

    • @benwilsonMMA
      @benwilsonMMA 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I meannnnn....

    • @tdsims1963
      @tdsims1963 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You get a history point!!!👏👏👏👏👏👍👍👍👍

    • @LizDare
      @LizDare 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Also the first Romans.

    • @jeffreydratwick6221
      @jeffreydratwick6221 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      History humor!

    • @Hinzmana
      @Hinzmana 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ... what level of power do you think the professor has?...

  • @justfloatingthrough2457
    @justfloatingthrough2457 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1920

    I love how unapologetically antagonistic Ryan is towards The Professor. Not even a minute in haha.

  • @CrypticGhosTea
    @CrypticGhosTea 3 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    Is nobody gonna talk about how “Jewel of the whole crew” was the professor??? 😂😭

  • @TheOfficalBiggestBird
    @TheOfficalBiggestBird 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    "When Cheng He eventually ate shit" I fucking died

    • @EmilyTod
      @EmilyTod 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmfao same

    • @kadie194
      @kadie194 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      So did he

  • @maddy7101
    @maddy7101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1728

    "I know you're a real Disney _simp,_ Ryan" is an incredible line and I love it.

    • @bitterpickles
      @bitterpickles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Legit, "Disney simp" should be adopted into the common vernacular

  • @Criket582
    @Criket582 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1312

    1:40 "Do you guys need couples counseling?"
    I actually fell off my seat lmao

  • @lutrasol
    @lutrasol 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    "It's very easy to condemn from our vantage point in history, and so we do condemn! Wholeheartedly!"

  • @SawyerRam11918
    @SawyerRam11918 2 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    Real talk Hollywood is sleeping on Shane's talent. I'd watch any movie or tv series he put out in a heartbeat. His brain operates on a completely different level than the rest of us simpletons. If Robin Williams was still alive these two would be a blast to watch together.

    • @derp195
      @derp195 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I’ve honestly never seen a #2 that so outshines the supposed star, but in such a chill, confident, unthreatening way.
      He’s a chill genius.

  • @marsvilla7128
    @marsvilla7128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +866

    Joyce: rapper Ryan I never saw that coming
    Me an intellectual: my name is Ryan and I'm here to say we're the baddest ghoul hunters in the USA...

    • @salenebrom6476
      @salenebrom6476 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

    • @yellowhouse4911
      @yellowhouse4911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I'm roxxxy Andrews and I'm here to make it clear

    • @pullingguard1212
      @pullingguard1212 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Hunting demons and ghouls too
      Wait what was that

    • @furbys_prey_on_transphobes4065
      @furbys_prey_on_transphobes4065 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@pullingguard1212 nO- we actually got a response...StOp BeAtBoXiNg

    • @thefantasticmuggzyfox3794
      @thefantasticmuggzyfox3794 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@furbys_prey_on_transphobes4065 youre a gift ♡ i forgot about that 🤣

  • @samanthagreen3487
    @samanthagreen3487 3 ปีที่แล้ว +872

    the fact that Joyce has been on two of shane's wacky history series' where they go over female pirates? anyone else?

    • @chacopaco407
      @chacopaco407 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Yay! Ruining History!!

    • @AmethystEyes
      @AmethystEyes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      To quote her on Ruining History, “Hell yeah, let’s go! Squad-a-lee Swoop!”

    • @lucycossavella4902
      @lucycossavella4902 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I’m disappointed she didn’t bring back Captain That Bitch

    • @proverbialloaf
      @proverbialloaf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@lucycossavella4902 It’s Captain Queef now 🔥

  • @michellesmith7222
    @michellesmith7222 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    that “buck an ear” joke will be plaguing my mind for the rest of the week

  • @mommybadami
    @mommybadami 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    I JUST NOTICED SOMETHING! "jewl of the whole crew" is shown to have blue skin and a sort of disguise. he also is frequently complimented by the professor and apparently is hiding an item from a genie...the professor inserted himself into the story, and I love it.

  • @ApocJazus
    @ApocJazus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2359

    I'm starting to think maybe Ryan is secretly the genie. The title and cup are what he's after, and the professor has rigged the game every time to keep him from getting it.

    • @__issamae
      @__issamae 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      oh my god

    • @alexdelpino2238
      @alexdelpino2238 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      What are you talking about the game is not rigged

    • @Oldass_Deadass_dumbass_channel
      @Oldass_Deadass_dumbass_channel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@alexdelpino2238 question sir, do you have eyes or ears?

    • @mishikab4937
      @mishikab4937 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      No, remember in one episode they rolled a short clip of the genie... I quite remember it was Shane lol

    • @alexdelpino2238
      @alexdelpino2238 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Oldass_Deadass_dumbass_channel don't tell but the ginnie stoled them from me

  • @thegayathrikable
    @thegayathrikable 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1826

    The Professor looking adorable in this pirate hat

    • @ni9260
      @ni9260 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      When is The Professor ever not adorable?

    • @thegayathrikable
      @thegayathrikable 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@ni9260 He's extra adorable here. Especially when he's fangirling over a horse

    • @elizabelthe
      @elizabelthe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Damn girl..... you lookin adorable in that pirate hat

    • @aliifahbiancanuradrina1649
      @aliifahbiancanuradrina1649 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      the professor looking adorable always

    • @nyazuko2746
      @nyazuko2746 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Adorable (≧▽≦)

  • @CaspianStarfrost
    @CaspianStarfrost 3 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    When the flower boat said “may the parting tide carry the tears I cry to s ship as it slips neath the indigo sky” .. I FELT THAT.

  • @Mistercallmecrazy
    @Mistercallmecrazy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    Petition for all of Shane's singing to be on Spotify or something.

  • @xw7081
    @xw7081 3 ปีที่แล้ว +810

    The Professor softly going "aarrr" and then chuckling sustains me. I'd die for that puppet

  • @mirukunn
    @mirukunn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2496

    i love that the jelly beans had no effect on joyce but it turned garett into a whole puppet. captain queef is immune
    Edit: okay why is this at 1K plsss ✋🏽💀 (but thank you all so much!!)

    • @justalittlealien
      @justalittlealien 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      I think Garrett is the only one who turns puppet. So everyone but him is immune right?

    • @lesismore49
      @lesismore49 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      So maybe he is part genie?

    • @mirukunn
      @mirukunn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@justalittlealien oooh maybe 👀

    • @gucci2468
      @gucci2468 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@mirukunn I need someone to write down all this puppet lore please!

    • @mirukunn
      @mirukunn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@gucci2468 honestly facts 😩😩 we know so much about the professor and nothing at all 👁

  • @Shroomish_Art
    @Shroomish_Art 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +48

    Who else is re-watching this after season 2 of Our Flag Means Death dropped?

  • @shidosuteshi464
    @shidosuteshi464 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Everything about that song was amazing. The lyrics? Hit the soul hard. The Instrumentals? Absolutely gorgeous. The background singers? Completely perfect! This is my favorite song in the entire playlist of Puppet History

    • @phoenixgirl70
      @phoenixgirl70 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The Beastie Boys style of the poison bottles was pretty amazing too.

  • @00muinamir
    @00muinamir 3 ปีที่แล้ว +665

    I like that they low-key had to reassure us that the horse's wife is, in fact, another horse.

    • @Rashelle-zb4kq
      @Rashelle-zb4kq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      You never know when it comes to history

    • @CoRLex-jh5vx
      @CoRLex-jh5vx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@Rashelle-zb4kq Caligula was like, 1% of madness away from making a human woman marry his horse let's be real

    • @francespowell6923
      @francespowell6923 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "His wife, a horse ..."
      Those were the days.

    • @saorise28
      @saorise28 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It could have been Loki 🤷‍♀️
      Honestly still could be lol

  • @luco5769
    @luco5769 3 ปีที่แล้ว +285

    I did a project on her in highschool. Such an epic lady.
    Can't believe the Profesor didn't mention the fact after she retired she opened up a gambling ring.

    • @annapruitt5546
      @annapruitt5546 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Whoaaaa that’s so cool!

    • @casperprime
      @casperprime 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Probably because I now wanne know more about her gambling ring

    • @aynDRAWS
      @aynDRAWS 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know right??? I love this lady

    • @luco5769
      @luco5769 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@casperprime don't know more about the gambling. But one of the big reasons for her piratical success was her implementation of taxes and division of goods.

  • @emilybarclay8831
    @emilybarclay8831 3 ปีที่แล้ว +599

    Chang Pao was really living the bisexual pirate dream except for the whole minor part

    • @annapruitt5546
      @annapruitt5546 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I thought he said the adopted son was 21? So not a minor

    • @emilybarclay8831
      @emilybarclay8831 3 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      @@annapruitt5546 he was 15 when he was ‘adopted’ by Ching Shih’s husband and became his lover so the mlm part was definitely assault of a minor but his relationship with Ching Shih was fine if a little odd

    • @sarkaztik3228
      @sarkaztik3228 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@emilybarclay8831 He was 15 when he was captured, not necessarily when he was adopted. I've seen zero sources that say his age when he was "adopted" as Cheng I's second-in-command and lover. He had to work his way up the ranks before he was adopted, so it stand to reason it took time, if not years before he was adopted by Cheng I. While we can assume, based on the period, that he may have still have been a minor, I've not been able to find any proof of such a thing (Cheung Po has his own infamy and legend and the age at which he became Cheng I's lover or even that he ever did was never a really big part of it). Either way, terrible if he did it, but possibly not true.
      Not saying this ISN'T the case, but this video makes it sound like it all happened at once, and it most definitely didn't.

    • @Jerome616
      @Jerome616 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@sarkaztik3228 yeah, though it was very typical, even today to use young boys in that manner. It’s harder to be dominant over another man. It’s easier to manipulate a 15 year old.

  • @ArcherOwl
    @ArcherOwl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    After the season 4 finale, I thought it would be fun to go back through the other videos and find out the real scores in each to see if Ryan actually won any. This will be focused on the points won during the questions only, not the extra points the professor gives out willy-nilly.
    Actual Score: Ryan had 3 points and Joyce had 4. The guest won fairly. Also don't feel bad, Ryan, I'm a disney simp too

  • @greg-tb3dz
    @greg-tb3dz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +405

    Tbh the flower boat’s song almost made me cry as much as the gay oars’ song

    • @jammiehoward7190
      @jammiehoward7190 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Same! Like this song really hit some deep emotions

    • @GOOM
      @GOOM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      YO THEY WERE GAY???

    • @myanxietyispurple8142
      @myanxietyispurple8142 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wait which song? What episode?

    • @greg-tb3dz
      @greg-tb3dz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@GOOM HELLA GAY

    • @greg-tb3dz
      @greg-tb3dz 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@myanxietyispurple8142 hey Anus! And they were in the “the worlds greatest/rudest samurai” ep and I think the Christmas special too?? Could be wrong on that one tho

  • @sondpnichqfvd
    @sondpnichqfvd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +410

    “took her adopted son as her lover and husband” and i feel the final pam in this chili’s tonight

    • @mutedroar
      @mutedroar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      her adopted son who was previously her husbands lover... like damn

    • @CarrienotScary
      @CarrienotScary 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      FINAL PAM! An epic love story!

    • @cryptiddmashups0011
      @cryptiddmashups0011 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Finally a good reference

    • @unclewiley1986
      @unclewiley1986 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      BIG Final Pam energy

    • @mollymcdade4031
      @mollymcdade4031 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Sonsband

  • @MissesSisters
    @MissesSisters ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Okay but two things that i think should have been mentioned here, are that under Ching Shih's comand she also outlawed rape, any pirate who would sexualy harass others was to be executed on the spot. Also i think it is worth mentioning that the son/husband died when Ching Shih was in her fortys and she later remarried. Lastly when she retired she opened a gambling house which she succesfully operated until her death, which is so funny to me bc she just went from one criminal activity to another and no one could bother her.

    • @phoenixgirl70
      @phoenixgirl70 ปีที่แล้ว

      That’s awesome. She wasn’t one to sit around. And outlawing rape, amazing she didn’t get a big pushback for her. She must have paid her “employees” well and they must have had great respect for her.

  • @samhaine9167
    @samhaine9167 3 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    Wasn't Joyce also in that episode of Ruining History with Queen Anne Bonnie????? I LOVED HER ON THAT!!!! Also, what is the Jelly Quest on the Professor's desktop screen??????

    • @TheMeladya
      @TheMeladya 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yessss I her live for pirates runs deep 😂

    • @frogs_goribbit8481
      @frogs_goribbit8481 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i actually wrote a historical fiction story with anne bonnie in it for english class. it was really fun and it had the most pages that i have written on a story, which is 6 or 7 bc i always run out of inspiration by like the second paragraph

  • @justaninnocentpomegranate3702
    @justaninnocentpomegranate3702 3 ปีที่แล้ว +886

    I feel like by the end of the season Ryan is actually going to murder the professor

    • @CSGray-nf2hx
      @CSGray-nf2hx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Than it can be on unsolved

    • @baileytaylor203
      @baileytaylor203 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@CSGray-nf2hx lmaooo

    • @zestyghost4616
      @zestyghost4616 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I want a whole plot. I want him to murder the professor only for the professor to come back by some magical means hopefully involving the genie and getting revenge on ryan.

    • @chacopaco407
      @chacopaco407 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@zestyghost4616 Ryan has to be the genie that screwed the professor over! That's why he never wins!!

    • @lexistrying157
      @lexistrying157 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@CSGray-nf2hx I’m here for that

  • @bethmacisaac1300
    @bethmacisaac1300 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1196

    I have said this since the hot daga, but Shane is such an effortlessly clever lyricist. I find it so impressive

    • @lesismore49
      @lesismore49 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Did we ever actually get a conclusion to that? I seem to remember it ending with a cliff hanger.

    • @Eleensonge
      @Eleensonge 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lesismore49 As in? Wether he's the song writer?

    • @lesismore49
      @lesismore49 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Huh? I’m wondering how the hot daga ended. I watched all the episodes with it but now I can’t remember

    • @Eleensonge
      @Eleensonge 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lesismore49 oh right I didn't manage to link your reply to the OG comment!
      I don't remember either!

    • @eclipseintherain
      @eclipseintherain 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@lesismore49 I'm pretty sure it went on a hiatus and never returned so far

  • @jugofwar8124
    @jugofwar8124 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    I hope that horse and his wife live a long happy life together. They seem lovely

  • @courtneyronk472
    @courtneyronk472 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Okay, but that “buccaneer” “buck an ear” popcorn joke was so ridiculously quick witted

  • @FleurMarigold
    @FleurMarigold 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2962

    YEAH BABY.. puppets, history & pirates...... my whole jam 👌

    • @lexistrying157
      @lexistrying157 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      This is my jam. No, turn down the radio. *holds up a jar of strawberry jam* This is my jam. *kisses jam

    • @wyattzirkle2842
      @wyattzirkle2842 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too, man, me too

    • @rosin_eater
      @rosin_eater 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@lexistrying157 hahaaaa vinessss

    • @rowanneramsay4397
      @rowanneramsay4397 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Such a specific jam but I feel you

    • @l0u13__3
      @l0u13__3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You could have said puppets pirates and past

  • @TulipsToKiss
    @TulipsToKiss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1177

    maybe I'm a simple bitch but I'm legit blown away by how great the songs are every time man

    • @angel-hu3bp
      @angel-hu3bp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      nah i agree, i want a playlist of just all his songs

    • @euno6793
      @euno6793 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      "maybe im a simple bitch" is such a great sentence, thank u

  • @Selenielka
    @Selenielka 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    okay but why was the boat's song so genuinely heartbreaking

  • @myra7011
    @myra7011 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    Do you guys think David Jenkins watched this for inspiration / during the research process for Season 2?

    • @myra7011
      @myra7011 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Of OFMD

    • @arianna1280
      @arianna1280 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I was literally just thinking abt this lmao. the scene where the lil pirate puppets swim to the navy ships felt very OFMD

  • @samanthayoung9201
    @samanthayoung9201 3 ปีที่แล้ว +345

    Fun fact- her husbands death was strongly rumored to actually have been her murdering him. When she took control of the red fleet, she also instituted paid leave and I believe something akin to worker’s compensation. She also started a law saying that no female captives could be used for sex, and if you were to cheat on your wife you would be beheaded. When she retired and started her own gambling house/brothel.
    (Do fact check me, I got this info from the History Chicks podcast on her)

  • @AmethystEyes
    @AmethystEyes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +499

    Ryan trying to win every week is like Charlie Brown trying to kick the football before Lucy takes it away. It is not going to happen. 😂

    • @cameronholmes5590
      @cameronholmes5590 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That's the truest thing I've ever heard

    • @Dropdeaddonuts
      @Dropdeaddonuts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It breaks my heart more and more every time my little beef boy is degraded and dismissed into submission in these 😔 he at LEAST deserves an attendance trophy, how many of us can say we show up to class every single day

  • @AnkishChaudhari
    @AnkishChaudhari 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Ngl the flower boat gave out 'really sweet ex who misses Ching Shih but wishes her the best and is happy that she's living her life' vibes.. which I'm guessing Shane was aiming for, and he nailed it

  • @kawaiisquishy4eva142
    @kawaiisquishy4eva142 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    Asking once again for an Emu war ep
    Sincerely,
    An Aussie 😗✌️✨

    • @satarupagingerkolay
      @satarupagingerkolay 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Congratulations! It's the first episode of Puppet History Season 4

    • @micheal2458
      @micheal2458 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I'm so happy for you, getting your wish without even having to use a genie!

    • @kawaiisquishy4eva142
      @kawaiisquishy4eva142 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@satarupagingerkolay yaaa I was so shocked

    • @kawaiisquishy4eva142
      @kawaiisquishy4eva142 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@micheal2458 thank youuu just an Aussie wanting the world to know we had an emu war XD

    • @songbird143
      @songbird143 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That was the episode I shared wit my bestie. I love this shows concept.

  • @AmethystEyes
    @AmethystEyes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +681

    *“I feel like they were all theatre kids who didn’t make it and they were like* “well I guess we will become pirates now but that doesn’t mean we can’t be creative guys!” - Selorm, *Ruining History (Pirate Queen Episode)*

    • @kamilucredic
      @kamilucredic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Selorm*, the sorely missed half of the iconic Pirate Queen ep duo! Squally squoop, bitch!!!

    • @AmethystEyes
      @AmethystEyes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kamilucredic yes, hopefully that can invite her for an episode! (And I changed the misspelling).

  • @auberrystrawberry4638
    @auberrystrawberry4638 3 ปีที่แล้ว +466

    I think about this every time a new Puppet History drops...if the professor ever gets made into a plushie, I'M BUYING.

    • @caitlinjones5984
      @caitlinjones5984 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      It's criminal this isn't a thing

    • @auberrystrawberry4638
      @auberrystrawberry4638 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@caitlinjones5984 exactly!! I would totally love to have the Professor come to college with me in my backpack 😂

    • @combustible7267
      @combustible7267 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      you can buy the base puppet online, I think he just gave it new eyes

    • @aylonit
      @aylonit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      omfg yes i want one so bad!!

    • @holyshard530
      @holyshard530 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      MARKETABLE PLUSH PUPPET PROFESSOR!!

  • @justemzi
    @justemzi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    the song the flower boat wrote for Ching Shih was kinda....emotional....like, if i wasn’t emotionally disconnected, i would’ve cried, wow

  • @martijnstuart95
    @martijnstuart95 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    That pirate impression by the professor is comedy gold. It's so understated and the little giggle afterwards just makes it perfect. 👌

  • @antilikka
    @antilikka 3 ปีที่แล้ว +518

    I need to know how Shane manages to have 3 puppets, 3 voices, with to my knowledge, 2 hands and one voice. Like that’s some next level talent!

    • @gabrielacambeiro2393
      @gabrielacambeiro2393 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      And like, 3 puppets, 3 hands... how?

    • @serecho5921
      @serecho5921 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      WHERE DOESTHE tHIrd HaNd COmE frOm????

    • @TrashyPhancakes
      @TrashyPhancakes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I was looking for a comment about it. Who's arm is that?!

    • @recoil53
      @recoil53 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@serecho5921 That's not a hand, if you know what I mean.

    • @SouthPaw7896
      @SouthPaw7896 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Shane lives with his girlfriend, doesn't he?

  • @Beatriz-cw8wd
    @Beatriz-cw8wd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +463

    I love how the guests are usually the good students while Ryan is that one guy who spends more time in detention for bad behavior then in actual class

  • @littlebigdragon313
    @littlebigdragon313 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I love their professionalism vs. Her not having any sort of filter

  • @iscaylis
    @iscaylis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Queefs don't smell, Ryan. They're just trapped air (unlike farts which are gas)

  • @siiri8902
    @siiri8902 3 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    The flower ship's perfomance sounds like a bittersweet breakup song and I'm actually in love with it 😭

    • @proverbialloaf
      @proverbialloaf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      SAME my favorite song thus far 🌊✨

  • @khadijah3827
    @khadijah3827 3 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    i love how theyre talking about non-European/American history this season
    they did it a little bit last season but this whole season seems to be just the history of poc and i love it

    • @chloerene7858
      @chloerene7858 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Its so much more interesting, at least as an American I feel like we mostly only learn about american/European history so its really cool they're expanding

    • @snsaccount7871
      @snsaccount7871 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      but isn't the episode last week about the poison lady in france? so it's not entirely poc

    • @ThorOdinsonTMHiddenMonster
      @ThorOdinsonTMHiddenMonster 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@snsaccount7871 that's still europe

    • @SohiHien
      @SohiHien 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ThorOdinsonTMHiddenMonster exactly, which means the entire season is not about non-European/American history and poc like OP thinks.

    • @chasingfelix3609
      @chasingfelix3609 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@snsaccount7871 just say “well actually” already.

  • @evilwillhunting
    @evilwillhunting 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    There are some immutable laws about comedy.
    One of which asserts that an adorable puppet telling a grown man to shut the fuck up will ALWAYS be funny

  • @markleequi1164
    @markleequi1164 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    This song was a certified banger

  • @sidewaysofieo5149
    @sidewaysofieo5149 3 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    A really cool mini-episode could be Ryan and Professor going to couples counseling tho

  • @dhaliazaid4479
    @dhaliazaid4479 3 ปีที่แล้ว +344

    I want a fan art of Joyce couple counseling The professor and Ryan

    • @chacopaco407
      @chacopaco407 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yes! That would be hilarious!!

    • @livingthehighloaf309
      @livingthehighloaf309 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i wanna draw that now

    • @chacopaco407
      @chacopaco407 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@livingthehighloaf309 post a link to a photo of it if you do lol

    • @livingthehighloaf309
      @livingthehighloaf309 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@chacopaco407 will do

    • @dhaliazaid4479
      @dhaliazaid4479 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@livingthehighloaf309 please I'm really excited

  • @sdramw
    @sdramw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    You know when you watch puppet history wine drunk, it’s like a fairly normal show without any chaotic energy

  • @midnightpoetryandchai7620
    @midnightpoetryandchai7620 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    The boat is more supportive of ching shi than most partners are of their counterparts irl...
    I got goosebumps from the song. Iconic.

  • @juliamary7047
    @juliamary7047 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    The one pirate episode and we don't get c dogs! However, the beautiful ballad by the flower ship makes up for that.

  • @mattygutowski
    @mattygutowski 3 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    The Professor decided to dip into the budget with that hat

  • @claire8011
    @claire8011 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Either Shane spent hours painstakingly scrubbing Molasses out of the horse puppet or he made several to begin with. Both ideas are funny to me.

  • @PengoSolvent
    @PengoSolvent 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    The lyrics for the song in this ep were amazing.
    "May the parting tide
    carry the tears I cry
    To her ship as it slips
    'neath the indigo sky!"
    Literally gave me chills!

  • @daisytapia7038
    @daisytapia7038 3 ปีที่แล้ว +498

    Is no one gonna talk about how cute the professor's pirate impression was???

  • @mariaysuflor
    @mariaysuflor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    When Joyce recommended couples therapy to the professor and Ryan, my thoughts immediately went to Sam and Bucky's couples therapy in Falcon and the Winter Soldier

  • @imagirl912
    @imagirl912 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    “Boop boop boop, and then all these homies show up ‘I’M TAKING YO SH*T’”
    I’m deceased💀⚰️

  • @syntheticat-3
    @syntheticat-3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    I really like that every week, a whole bunch of people come together so we can watch a little puppet tell us a story about the past. This series is how I keep in touch with a friend I haven't been able to visit in person for several years (we'd watch Unsolved before that, obviously) and we always look forward to weekends because of it