JonTron's review began with him standing at a riverside all melancholy over the movie, the Critic's began with him smashing various food products that were featured in the movie, and Phelous's... begins with him surfing on a flying Kraft box. Yeah, i do have to say Phelan's Foodfight review is definitely my favorite of the three.
@@ultimatedarkrai255 you know if it weren’t for you guys pointing that out I wouldn’t have noticed 😅 (I haven’t been outside Europe yet so um recognising Canadian accents is more difficult for me🤷♀️)
When the concept of your movie is 'Brand mascots come to life' and you lose 60% of your brand mascots, just accept that the damn project isn't going to work.
And have better/more pleasant animation not something that terrfies your audience and makes them want to lose their lunch. This film is so fugly that it makes 8 crazy nights and Fritz the cat look pleasant by comparison and those were adult movies.
By that point, the other sponsors had sued to force the insurance company to complete the movie no matter what. This is probably the clearest demonstration of how the Hollywood moneylaundering machine actually works.
I just recently watched Casablanca for the 1st time, and I can tell you that Food Fight actually rips off a lot of stuff from Casablanca. Even the line "you despise me, don't you?" is a line from Casablanca.
"I made him rewatch the pilot for Demo Reel." Okay, so I only found out what Demo Reel was just a few days ago and I gotta say, I think he broke the Geneva Convention with that one.
"You ruined a perfectly good bag of chips! It's completely useless now!" This movie is missing the Old Man (Yes I know this came out before that episode)
i actually met James Arnold Taylor in Person and asked him about Food Fight, he voiced the annoying doctor with the huge nose and he described it as "an interesting role"
22:12 That isn't the correct response when someone takes a bag of chips off the shelf and stomps on it for no good reason. The correct response is:"You're paying for that or I'm calling the police."
HellRay Antz came about supposedly after a night of drinking where Katzenberg (then head of DreamWorks Animation) got the writer of A Bug's Life plastered and got him to spill the beans on his next project. So as a way of getting a leg up on the competition Katzenberg fastracked Antz so it would come out around the same time as A Bug's Life
Weird, as Antz was also slightly better written and had and (post-prime) A list cast while A Bug's life had Kevin Spacey and a bunch of sitcom stars. Though, honestly, once ant Christopher Walken appeared on the screen the battle was over.
"Make it more awesome." Animator turns to Kasonov and narrows eyes. "I can't make it 'more awesome' if you don't tell me how." "I already did," Kasonov replied with eyes bereft of intelligence. "No you didn't," animator replied. "Look whatever," Kasonov said, blowing animator off. "Just make it thirty percent cooler. And put in some spontaneity." "What kind of spontaneity?" Animator asks. "Surprise me," Kasonov said. "Very well," animator said. "I quit."
I really appreciate how you guys took some time to research this movies behind the scenes history...a lot of other reviews tend to just rely on the overused trope of "how did this get made?" which when heard again and again...becomes unfunny. Shocking, I know. And yes...the weasel's 3d model IS textured and lit like a freshly squeezed turd.
Y'know, there's been a running joke in most reviews in this movie about Fat Cat burglar that I think is going over most people's heads. Yes he's a rat, but he's fat and he's stealing cats. He's a burglar of cats, not a feline that happens to be obese and a burglar. Holy shit I just defended a joke in Food Fight. Someone, quick, get me a quality film recommendation!
The best Foodfight review! JonTron's and Doug's were brilliant too, but this one goes so much deeper into the movie's background and general fuckwittery.
For as horrible as this film is, the line "But enough about me, let's kill you!" is honestly kind of hilarious. Team Four Star put it to good use in one of the Cooler movie dubs.
In all honesty, that line was to good for this movie; therefore, I propose that we forget that line was ever associated with Food Fight and forever refer its origin to the TFS abridged DBZ movie. All in favor say aye.
This makes me wonder.. Do movie studios insure their films while in production or anything? So much money is pumped into these things that it seems silly to not 'protect' them somehow in case the data or film is destroyed, or lost somehow. This is discounting off-site data backups, which these folks apparently didn't have..
A little late in replying, but to my knowledge i the usa there isn't, that's why movie producers are taking risks with each film. The studio/producers have to pay the difference if the film fails to reach its production value. In Germany there was a tax loophole that allowed the producers get a tax rebate on certain films because they failed (see nostalgia critic's alone in the dark or house of the dead)
@@anikmonette2140 I know I'm a little late to this but apparently the original film was stolen. Iirc they show off concept animation that was way better than what was given
Yeah, it's a little sad that they had whatever falling out they had. I'm not sure it's sad for them, but it's sad for me; they made a funny video mocking America's Funniest Home Videos together that I suppose Allison took down because they're not friends anymore.
@@MoonShadowWolfe I'm so sad that Allison had to take down three of my favorite videos of hers; Color of Night, Carmen, and A Talking Cat?! They happened under circumstances that aren't cool and I respect her for sacrificing the videos for herself.
"Why is Christopher Lloyd walking like a Zombie?" Me "He's not. He's an Edger Suit." Moments later my theory is backed up by you calling him the cockroach from MIB
Ah a video of the Old days before the war, before the schism. The days of unity and peace, the days when all critics could come together and insult a movie, sadly those days are gone. Rest peacefully old times we will always have your memories .
@@decepticreep952 He left because they treated Lupa badly then booted her off the site. Off course now, everyone has left because of Change the Channel.
After watching the Rotten documentary that came out, the whole “Industrial Espionage” lie might have been one of the most desperate attempts to face I’ve seen.
Recently the investor demo reel was posted to TH-cam. It's very rough but it contains the animation that was supposedly "lost" all of it and it amounts to barely a few minutes that existed just to sucker investors into funding the production. The espionage lie probably came about to cover the fact that they duped investors with animation they never intended to use in the final product.
+TheDreReichDude Yes, how dare he quote a review that she was involved in. I don't think she's going to look at that comment and then have a flashback to the totally horrifying experience she had to suffer through when making that video. How do you know it wasn't her choice and that she didn't write those jokes. I don't think she was forced to do that review with Doug. (Tell me, was she also forced to review Simon Sez with him as well?) And what was so homophobic about that video ayway?
TheDreReichDude Okay, I just read that 'Bye CA' post you mentioned and all I can say is, damn! She got let go because she wasn't at her computer and didn't respond to some e-mail in 15 minutes? That is pretty dumb. Despite that though, I still wouldn't act like Doug is the worst thing ever. I'll still watch his videos if they catch my interest. While the decisions they make are sometimes dumb and some of the jokes can be tasteless at times, saying "fuck them and fuck their fucking website," and calling me an idiot for not knowing about what happened with Doug and Lupa and defending someone for daring to quote a review they both did doesn't make you look any better or more mature.
+TheDreReichDude Yet, Lupa makes several gay jokes in the beginning of this review; very odd that you would complain about other, Doug Walker-related reviews with gay jokes but ignore the ones she made in this review. Either you're completely biased against CA, (and I know they've screwed her over and done damage, before you insult me as you seem to enjoy doing), or you didn't pay attention to this review. I'll go with the former, since you've provided no sound arguments and merely shouted abusive ad Hominem, without evidence.
I’ve never seen a Phelous video so here I am. If this had come out during the original 2003 release with less scary animation, I would have loved the heck out of this movie since I was a big Hilary Duff fan. Heck, I remember looking up Hilary Duff and seeing that she was working on a movie called Foodfight back around that time… and now here we are.
I enjoy watching these triple crossovers. You three play off of each other so well it could probably make even the worst thing reviewed into great work. Hope to see more of these in the future.
By far one of the best reviews that I've ever sar. I can't believe how hard I laughed of all the jokes that my stomach hurts. Phelous, Lupa and Brad you guys are my dream team for reviews. Thank you so much for this two parts video
No joke, the video just crashed for me during the Irate Gamer bit, and the last thing I heard prior to that was something akin to the Grudge's death rattle.
The fact I rewatch episodes of phelous just shows how amazing he is. Ive probably watched this review 100 times ever since it was uploaded. Its like a favorite episode in a series.
100%, I even use his videos to sleep most nights. His jokes & his voice just help me sleep for some reason, so normal for me to fall asleep to his videos now. 😅
Is it wrong for me to wanna watch the original cut of the movie? It looks just so alive. I think Critics would've still hated it but it probably would've been better.
+chaoticBABIES Please don't suggest that to Phelous, that thing is traumatizing and worst than most of the movies he's reviewed. I don't want to have Phelous traumatized by it.
+ackbarfan5556 No, I wish I could see the original as well. I'm sure it would be no less mediocre (since I think many of the film's troubles came from Kasanoff himself), but I wouldn't find myself freaking out over the terrible animation.
+chaoticBABIES Really? Where the Dead go to Die isn't really that awful nor is it good review material because it's just kinda sad. I think the Brazilian rip off animation "Ratatoing" would be a funnier choice.
I cant stand this movie. Just because you have MOTION capture capabilities doesn't mean every character has to move at every second. The captain crunch replacement was fucking DANCING while arguing to Lady X. WHY?!
+Martin Meers The excessive motion is there to compensate for the lifeless faces and uncanny valley motion capture. The animated characters in this movie can't express emotion with their faces, so they need to flail their limbs around. Additionally, my having several characters move around, it hides the fact that each individual character is moving like a constipated robot. The Dingo Pictures movies use a similar technique: they cut to screen-interrupting-bear while another character is talking to create the illusion of stuff happening.
I've seen this review so many times and there are still jokes I don't get. Just found out there was background for the 'half-arsed effects' thing. This shit goes deep.
"That bag of chips was my only child!" "All I could think about was that bag of chips..." *bang* ; *credits roll* Fantastic review guys, keep up the good work!
You know when comics mention something that happened in a different issue, they put a little text box that says "See Issue #71" I feel like I need that in Phelous' videos, whenever he makes a self-referential joke. Just a text box that tells me what video he's referencing.
If the creator wanted his studio to be the next pixar, the thing about expectations is the higher they are the less likely you’ll be able to meet them.
That Doug mocking. GJ And good job going into detail instead of wasting your review time with bad sketches, like... well yeah, like Doug. "4 carrots" - crap that's my sense of humor.
Wait, so the first item that Brand X sells is detergent, which contains the apparently addictive "elixir" that makes people want to buy the products so much. How does this work unless you're supposed to EAT the detergent? Did Foodfight anticipate that creepy Tide Pods fad?
It really saddens me how the Channel Awesome/TGWTG gang used to be united, perhaps even friends. But eventually, poor decisions were made at some point(s) and the group eventually split up. If only things happened little differently and the whole group was still united, but alas, that is not this reality.
@@welme23 I too thought the snob was cool with them. I suppose they might not agree with him still working together with channel awesome on a regular basis and them sharing studios and all... Unfortunate since out of all the colabs these three always made me laugh the most Edit: So after looking in to it apparently there was some more drama because of the abusive claims and change the channel hashtag. Both sides apparently got rather ugly, lots of he said she said stuff with pretty much no concrete proof for either side by now since various related sources have been deleted or revised, so there's that. You'll likely find posts and stories supporting any of your personal theories as to what actually went on but in the end we will never know for sure. Lots of unnecessary TH-cam drama if you ask me.
Oh, I have been waiting for this one to get uploaded. This is certainly my favorite review of this movie, even more than JonTron's or the Nostalgia Critic's, and I don't think I'm saying that just because Snacksbradtective is there.
That guy from the ministry of silly walks who stomped the chips was actually the best so far. I cried tears of laughter over how he moved and talked. The best this movie had to offer.
I think, and this is only a theory, that it was supposed to be "Fat Cat-Burglar" instead of "Fat Cat Burglar." As in a cat burglar that is also fat. Not that he was a fat cat. I could be wrong though.
21:39 NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! The bag of chips was the best character and actor. As a character it was the least cliche'd and by far the most interesting. As an actor I at least believe it's a bag of chips.
Great job! I really like the humor and insight. I have seen plenty of reviews for this movie and you still managed to be original and funny. Also I'm a big fan of the Snob and Midnight Screenings so it's cool to see him here. You all worked good together, it could be fun to do these special episodes once in awhile. Thanks for the laughs!
this remains one of my favorite reviews, from the utter shit show of the film itself to the interplay between the three of them. this is just always hilarious and I love it.
22:05 - ``That Bag of Chips was my only child´´... 🤣 Men, I laugh a lot on that part. The entire Bag of Chips saga was intense !!! Better than most scripts Hollywood provides nowadays !!!
to be honest, the original footage had a much more fluid and coherent animation. the movie might have been better if it wasnt stolen. if the movie bombed, at least it would have had great animation
Those dolls look ten times better and have way more life and expression than the actual film counterparts. They should have just made the film with puppets.
JonTron's review began with him standing at a riverside all melancholy over the movie, the Critic's began with him smashing various food products that were featured in the movie, and Phelous's... begins with him surfing on a flying Kraft box.
Yeah, i do have to say Phelan's Foodfight review is definitely my favorite of the three.
DinosaurFan88 I liked NC's review a lot, but this one is very refreshing and goes more into details.
I have a love of kd
It’s a Canadian staple
Phelous had the best opener.
One represents depression, one represents anger, and one represents acceptance.
@@ultimatedarkrai255 you know if it weren’t for you guys pointing that out I wouldn’t have noticed 😅 (I haven’t been outside Europe yet so um recognising Canadian accents is more difficult for me🤷♀️)
You know you're in good hands when the video opens with Phelous surfing a mac and cheese box.
+MegaFriendlyCreeper Why is this one of the best comments I've ever seen?
A whole neeeew snaaaaaaaack!!
“I can show you the food”
The most Canadian opening ever.
A Canuck surfing on some kraft dinna. But it feels like it’s missing something.
But now it's all wet, it's completely useless now
When the concept of your movie is 'Brand mascots come to life' and you lose 60% of your brand mascots, just accept that the damn project isn't going to work.
I will bet this film does NOT have a cult following.
And have better/more pleasant animation not something that terrfies your audience and makes them want to lose their lunch. This film is so fugly that it makes 8 crazy nights and Fritz the cat look pleasant by comparison and those were adult movies.
By that point, the other sponsors had sued to force the insurance company to complete the movie no matter what.
This is probably the clearest demonstration of how the Hollywood moneylaundering machine actually works.
8 crazy nights is beautifully animated.
I just recently watched Casablanca for the 1st time, and I can tell you that Food Fight actually rips off a lot of stuff from Casablanca. Even the line "you despise me, don't you?" is a line from Casablanca.
"but enough about me, let's kill you"
- that nazi that rick, louis, and sam fight
for a better Casablanca "rip off" rather just watch Barb wire- which was pretty much the live action of Stan Lee's Stripperella
@@theLOSTranger234 That's true!
And we all know how small children LOVE Humphrey Bogart...
Don't forget Who Framed Roger Rabbit? and Toy Story.
"I made him rewatch the pilot to Demo Reel."
*Ouch.*
"I made him rewatch the pilot for Demo Reel."
Okay, so I only found out what Demo Reel was just a few days ago and I gotta say, I think he broke the Geneva Convention with that one.
You can hear the actors' souls slowly chipping away with every shitty line.
"You ruined a perfectly good bag of chips! It's completely useless now!"
This movie is missing the Old Man (Yes I know this came out before that episode)
I'm an old bastard!
oh look, i delicious squirrel. *nom*
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
HHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Maybe The Old Bastard is a descendant of The Old Man! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
survival of The fittest letter.
i actually met James Arnold Taylor in Person and asked him about Food Fight, he voiced the annoying doctor with the huge nose and he described it as "an interesting role"
I met Christopher Lloyd once. I was thinking about bringing up Foodfight but I didn't. I was afraid it would piss him off
Well even some of the best voice actors had to be in the worst of animated films or video games.
22:12 That isn't the correct response when someone takes a bag of chips off the shelf and stomps on it for no good reason. The correct response is:"You're paying for that or I'm calling the police."
peter krug I don’t think that the cops want crazy-eyed Christopher Lloyd in their department.
why do I get the feeling that Seth Rogen is the one responsible for stealing the hard drives and retooled the movie into Sausage Party?
David Jensen The absolute madman
HellRay Antz came about supposedly after a night of drinking where Katzenberg (then head of DreamWorks Animation) got the writer of A Bug's Life plastered and got him to spill the beans on his next project. So as a way of getting a leg up on the competition Katzenberg fastracked Antz so it would come out around the same time as A Bug's Life
David Jensen That really happned?
HellRay yep
Weird, as Antz was also slightly better written and had and (post-prime) A list cast while A Bug's life had Kevin Spacey and a bunch of sitcom stars.
Though, honestly, once ant Christopher Walken appeared on the screen the battle was over.
"Make it more awesome."
Animator turns to Kasonov and narrows eyes. "I can't make it 'more awesome' if you don't tell me how."
"I already did," Kasonov replied with eyes bereft of intelligence. "No you didn't," animator replied. "Look whatever," Kasonov said, blowing animator off. "Just make it thirty percent cooler. And put in some spontaneity."
"What kind of spontaneity?" Animator asks. "Surprise me," Kasonov said. "Very well," animator said. "I quit."
"I was just thinking about that one cupcake on Cupcake Wars. You know the one, that one, right?"
Me anytime I try to contribute to conversation
Same
Fuelled By Maple Yeah, it used to be hard for me as well...
I wanna know which cupcake she was referring to
@@ssbbdudes Any of them. That show has a lot of talented bakers! Then again, maybe I just really want cupcakes.
Me: *still not understanding the reference in deep confusion*
That "Nightmare become reality!" gag never gets old. XD
It never does lol, once I confused it for Nightmare on Elm Street but I looked up the episode and it was a riot
Say where does that gag originate from?😅
Eh don’t worry I discovered it😜 it was Nightmare city
"I've made a huge mistake." said the actors attached to this film.
Benjamin Rennie must be ashamed being in this piece of crap💩
We need an all-Will Arnett remake of the movie. :P
@@MrJimmyTideOr better still a better scripted and animated remake.
Watching this is bittersweet now.
I really appreciate how you guys took some time to research this movies behind the scenes history...a lot of other reviews tend to just rely on the overused trope of "how did this get made?" which when heard again and again...becomes unfunny. Shocking, I know.
And yes...the weasel's 3d model IS textured and lit like a freshly squeezed turd.
Yeah that is shocking actually, people tend to eat that shit up.
+Billy Barnett People eat weasels?
Sorry, couldn't pass that up
@crispysteve42
''Is that a poop rat?''
Y'know, there's been a running joke in most reviews in this movie about Fat Cat burglar that I think is going over most people's heads.
Yes he's a rat, but he's fat and he's stealing cats. He's a burglar of cats, not a feline that happens to be obese and a burglar.
Holy shit I just defended a joke in Food Fight. Someone, quick, get me a quality film recommendation!
You shouldn't, the joke is still terrible.
Oh, Magic Gift of the Snowman!
Herschal Shep Not trying to be an Actual Lee ,but yeah there is that. Obviously not trying to defend this POS movie
Herschal Shep *shoves copy of finding Nemo into your hands*
Oooh, so Fat is on its own, and Cat Burgler is together. It's still a pretty lame joke.
The best Foodfight review! JonTron's and Doug's were brilliant too, but this one goes so much deeper into the movie's background and general fuckwittery.
I still can't get over how many lines from Casablanca they snuck into this dumpster fire of a movie!
Phelous is a Canadian. Surfing on flying Kraft Dinner boxes is an everyday form of transportation. Freakin' Americans making such a big deal about it.
🤣wow
The original version dosent look that bad. Its amazing how far things can fall.
you know what I like about this review, they actually explain what is happening in the movie instead of just going it's horrible
Why is that one shot of Dex falling from the sky so hilarious?
Because physics.
Because it looks like he swatting a fly while falling and when he scream "sunshine" it's so unenthusiastic.
@@NATE-op9tqI think he's talking about him catching the kitten basket.
For as horrible as this film is, the line "But enough about me, let's kill you!" is honestly kind of hilarious. Team Four Star put it to good use in one of the Cooler movie dubs.
+Doug Glassman I think that's the only good line in the entire movie.
That line was so good I thought it was an original script line.
+Doug Glassman Yeah, I actually liked that line
Bah. Can't beat the classic. "But enough talk! Have at you!"
In all honesty, that line was to good for this movie; therefore, I propose that we forget that line was ever associated with Food Fight and forever refer its origin to the TFS abridged DBZ movie. All in favor say aye.
This is really nice. It feels natural, like it's just three buddies who rented a shitty movie and decided to riff on it during movie night. It's fun.
Lol poor Lupa literally getting booed out of the building xD
"Shut up, you cold-hearted vacuum bitch!"
Brad is a gem.
At a 50 percent discount
What's with all the noise?
Caught the big comment.
IM DAREDEVIL DAN
You cold-farted itch.
This makes me wonder.. Do movie studios insure their films while in production or anything? So much money is pumped into these things that it seems silly to not 'protect' them somehow in case the data or film is destroyed, or lost somehow.
This is discounting off-site data backups, which these folks apparently didn't have..
A little late in replying, but to my knowledge i the usa there isn't, that's why movie producers are taking risks with each film. The studio/producers have to pay the difference if the film fails to reach its production value. In Germany there was a tax loophole that allowed the producers get a tax rebate on certain films because they failed (see nostalgia critic's alone in the dark or house of the dead)
Primantiss Yeah, but I don't think any insurance company here on Earth covers lacks of talent...
AllHailBoognish Really? Gosh that's sad!
That's fucked up.
@@anikmonette2140 I know I'm a little late to this but apparently the original film was stolen. Iirc they show off concept animation that was way better than what was given
Christopher Lloyd's character walks like a titan on drugs
"I made him rewatch the pilot of Demo Reel".... mean-spirited assault for no apparent reason - I LOVE IT!
it was revenge
Forcing Doug to watch Demo Reel.
Savage.
WAY funnier than that Nostalgia Critic review
OMG! The subtitles say Bradican! I LOVE the shade!
Yeah it’s very hilarious
"I hate-LOOOVE cinnamon pickles!"
Pretty much the best review for this movie well done
OmegaValwin how's being a Neet in Space?
Jontron
Damn, too bad we won’t be getting these three in a video again, this review was great.
Yeah, it's a little sad that they had whatever falling out they had. I'm not sure it's sad for them, but it's sad for me; they made a funny video mocking America's Funniest Home Videos together that I suppose Allison took down because they're not friends anymore.
@@MoonShadowWolfe hmmm i've never seen that
@@MoonShadowWolfe I'm so sad that Allison had to take down three of my favorite videos of hers; Color of Night, Carmen, and A Talking Cat?! They happened under circumstances that aren't cool and I respect her for sacrificing the videos for herself.
@@Reioa wait they covered a talking cat?! dang it
what happened?
Geez, Jontron and the Critic didn't address some of the scenes and facts of this movie, which would have made their reviews stronger in my opinion.
I always loved that stab at Demo Reel
+Resstarr Me too, even though I have nothing against Demo Reel.
TheDreReichDude There was NOTHING about Demo Reel that makes me hate it as much as everyone else. End of story.
+Resstarr Demo Reel?
+Duskool A show Doug started after he ended Nostalgia Critic. Eventually, he quit due to the negative reactions and brought back the former show.
The G-Wing what was it about?
"Why is Christopher Lloyd walking like a Zombie?"
Me "He's not. He's an Edger Suit."
Moments later my theory is backed up by you calling him the cockroach from MIB
Finkelmistcomics Production is
And then the theory is practically confirmed at the end.
21:28 Old Man, being a merchant himself, be like "The-the-this bag of chips... It's completely useless now..."
Ah a video of the Old days before the war, before the schism. The days of unity and peace, the days when all critics could come together and insult a movie, sadly those days are gone. Rest peacefully old times we will always have your memories .
I know Phelous left Channel Awesome, but what actually happened that made him leave?
@@decepticreep952 He left because they treated Lupa badly then booted her off the site. Off course now, everyone has left because of Change the Channel.
After watching the Rotten documentary that came out, the whole “Industrial Espionage” lie might have been one of the most desperate attempts to face I’ve seen.
I never knew the espionage was a lie until I watched the Rotten documentary. Why would Threshold lie about the footage anyway?
Recently the investor demo reel was posted to TH-cam. It's very rough but it contains the animation that was supposedly "lost" all of it and it amounts to barely a few minutes that existed just to sucker investors into funding the production.
The espionage lie probably came about to cover the fact that they duped investors with animation they never intended to use in the final product.
What if the original stolen movie was the greatest movie ever made?
KolonaRulez I sincerely doubt that but it could have been better than what we ended up with.
It would've been exactly the same it would just look a little nicer
I was at this small town festival where one of the merchants was selling "Food Fight" colouring books.
I almost bought one because of this review!
Last year at a fair I saw plush dolls of sheen dog and Brady squirrel as prizes
28:07 Because they could no longer afford, "Living La Vida Loca."
"Count Fudge Pakula" Fantastic.
i never get tired of rewatches this reveiw.
I can't believe they killed off the bag of chips. He was my favorite character.
The Nightmare City gag is honestly my absolute favorite
I love how Phelan, Brad and Lupa work off eachother. This is one of my favourite movie reviews from Phelous, believe me.
27:51 "Like Salo!... Damn it!" Best reviewing team ever
"A talking caaat?!"
+TheDreReichDude
Yes, how dare he quote a review that she was involved in. I don't think she's going to look at that comment and then have a flashback to the totally horrifying experience she had to suffer through when making that video. How do you know it wasn't her choice and that she didn't write those jokes. I don't think she was forced to do that review with Doug. (Tell me, was she also forced to review Simon Sez with him as well?) And what was so homophobic about that video ayway?
TheDreReichDude
Okay, I just read that 'Bye CA' post you mentioned and all I can say is, damn! She got let go because she wasn't at her computer and didn't respond to some e-mail in 15 minutes? That is pretty dumb.
Despite that though, I still wouldn't act like Doug is the worst thing ever. I'll still watch his videos if they catch my interest. While the decisions they make are sometimes dumb and some of the jokes can be tasteless at times, saying "fuck them and fuck their fucking website," and calling me an idiot for not knowing about what happened with Doug and Lupa and defending someone for daring to quote a review they both did doesn't make you look any better or more mature.
+TheDreReichDude
Yet, Lupa makes several gay jokes in the beginning of this review; very odd that you would complain about other, Doug Walker-related reviews with gay jokes but ignore the ones she made in this review. Either you're completely biased against CA, (and I know they've screwed her over and done damage, before you insult me as you seem to enjoy doing), or you didn't pay attention to this review. I'll go with the former, since you've provided no sound arguments and merely shouted abusive ad Hominem, without evidence.
TheDreReichDude Fair enough.
Jokes of that caliber might seem low-brow but remember that they are just jokes, not serious remarks about homosexuals.
I’ve never seen a Phelous video so here I am. If this had come out during the original 2003 release with less scary animation, I would have loved the heck out of this movie since I was a big Hilary Duff fan. Heck, I remember looking up Hilary Duff and seeing that she was working on a movie called Foodfight back around that time… and now here we are.
"Why is Christopher Lloyd a zombie?"
The question many have asked even before this movie came out.
"I'm riding the dragon, Alex!"
I actually kinda like the original animation, it looks and feels actually enjoyable to look at. I wonder what actually happened
I enjoy watching these triple crossovers. You three play off of each other so well it could probably make even the worst thing reviewed into great work. Hope to see more of these in the future.
By far one of the best reviews that I've ever sar. I can't believe how hard I laughed of all the jokes that my stomach hurts. Phelous, Lupa and Brad you guys are my dream team for reviews. Thank you so much for this two parts video
"Sausage Party Commence Bro"
Fucking Prophetic
Brad, the joke you were looking for was "Meal-a... Jovovich."
No joke, the video just crashed for me during the Irate Gamer bit, and the last thing I heard prior to that was something akin to the Grudge's death rattle.
You have been marked.
The fact I rewatch episodes of phelous just shows how amazing he is. Ive probably watched this review 100 times ever since it was uploaded. Its like a favorite episode in a series.
Agreed
100%, I even use his videos to sleep most nights. His jokes & his voice just help me sleep for some reason, so normal for me to fall asleep to his videos now. 😅
back when before a friendship was destroyed :(
Sorry I know I'm late but what happened between them?
After seen reviews from both NC and Jontron I would have thought I'd be bored hearing so much trivia but no. Well done guys and gal.
Is it wrong for me to wanna watch the original cut of the movie? It looks just so alive. I think Critics would've still hated it but it probably would've been better.
I'd be really interested to see how the original version of this was as well.
+Phelan “Phelous” Porteous Wow, thanks for the response.
+chaoticBABIES Please don't suggest that to Phelous, that thing is traumatizing and worst than most of the movies he's reviewed. I don't want to have Phelous traumatized by it.
+ackbarfan5556 No, I wish I could see the original as well. I'm sure it would be no less mediocre (since I think many of the film's troubles came from Kasanoff himself), but I wouldn't find myself freaking out over the terrible animation.
+chaoticBABIES Really? Where the Dead go to Die isn't really that awful nor is it good review material because it's just kinda sad.
I think the Brazilian rip off animation "Ratatoing" would be a funnier choice.
This vid reminds me of better times😔
Couldn’t afford the rights…
To “I’m a believer!”…
But it was in Shrek…
So like us too…
This review is the most phelous style humor the three ever did together
I love how anyone who hangs out with Phelous are becoming like him
Do you suppose the director gave notes to the animators like, "LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE IT!" ?
holy shit I never realized how short the Cinema Snob was :o
Cinnamon Snob FTW.
"I'll stick with rrrREAL cinnamon sticks, thank you very much."
I cant stand this movie. Just because you have MOTION capture capabilities doesn't mean every character has to move at every second. The captain crunch replacement was fucking DANCING while arguing to Lady X. WHY?!
+Martin Meers The excessive motion is there to compensate for the lifeless faces and uncanny valley motion capture. The animated characters in this movie can't express emotion with their faces, so they need to flail their limbs around. Additionally, my having several characters move around, it hides the fact that each individual character is moving like a constipated robot.
The Dingo Pictures movies use a similar technique: they cut to screen-interrupting-bear while another character is talking to create the illusion of stuff happening.
I've seen this review so many times and there are still jokes I don't get. Just found out there was background for the 'half-arsed effects' thing. This shit goes deep.
Latvian Dragon Hey, don't insult Steven Universe. At least it wasn't COUSINS!
@@hickorymccay2994 huh?
Mr. Clipboard: Remember me, Leonard?!
WHEN I KILLED YOUR PRODUCTS, I WALKED...
JUST
LIKE
*THIIIIIIIIS!!!*
"That bag of chips was my only child!"
"All I could think about was that bag of chips..." *bang* ; *credits roll*
Fantastic review guys, keep up the good work!
You know when comics mention something that happened in a different issue, they put a little text box that says "See Issue #71" I feel like I need that in Phelous' videos, whenever he makes a self-referential joke. Just a text box that tells me what video he's referencing.
Technically it sometimes happens
6 years later and I’m still watching this and still laughing my ass off lol it’s my favorite movie review online
If the creator wanted his studio to be the next pixar, the thing about expectations is the higher they are the less likely you’ll be able to meet them.
I really wish these three had a regular show together, even a podcast would do.
That Doug mocking. GJ And good job going into detail instead of wasting your review time with bad sketches, like... well yeah, like Doug. "4 carrots" - crap that's my sense of humor.
***** Whatever you talk about.
Wait, so the first item that Brand X sells is detergent, which contains the apparently addictive "elixir" that makes people want to buy the products so much. How does this work unless you're supposed to EAT the detergent? Did Foodfight anticipate that creepy Tide Pods fad?
What?
@@gracekim1998 Kids were eating tide pods either on a dare or for views.
yeah...There's a giant FLAW in this plan
@@avalasialove oh.... but yeah Brand X's items isn't even food!
That would work perfectly on people who like to drink bleach.
Freeze frame at 4:34 and Lupa grabs Phelan Porteous' twinkee while Brad has jealous face and Phelous looks uncomfortable
Every time Snob is mean to Lupa as a joke hasn't aged particularly well considering their falling out.
It really saddens me how the Channel Awesome/TGWTG gang used to be united, perhaps even friends. But eventually, poor decisions were made at some point(s) and the group eventually split up. If only things happened little differently and the whole group was still united, but alas, that is not this reality.
Wait, I thought the Snob, Phelous and Loopa were on good terms?
@@welme23 I too thought the snob was cool with them. I suppose they might not agree with him still working together with channel awesome on a regular basis and them sharing studios and all... Unfortunate since out of all the colabs these three always made me laugh the most
Edit:
So after looking in to it apparently there was some more drama because of the abusive claims and change the channel hashtag. Both sides apparently got rather ugly, lots of he said she said stuff with pretty much no concrete proof for either side by now since various related sources have been deleted or revised, so there's that.
You'll likely find posts and stories supporting any of your personal theories as to what actually went on but in the end we will never know for sure. Lots of unnecessary TH-cam drama if you ask me.
It's sad to see, they seemed so cool together. Had a good dynamic going on.
@@welme23 they used to. Then BRADICAN was a dick and said shit in a interview. Hence why his alias is gone from the title videos
I legit cannot remember the last time I laughed so hard. Their chemistry is unmistakable.
Oh, I have been waiting for this one to get uploaded. This is certainly my favorite review of this movie, even more than JonTron's or the Nostalgia Critic's, and I don't think I'm saying that just because Snacksbradtective is there.
That guy from the ministry of silly walks who stomped the chips was actually the best so far. I cried tears of laughter over how he moved and talked. The best this movie had to offer.
I think, and this is only a theory, that it was supposed to be "Fat Cat-Burglar" instead of "Fat Cat Burglar." As in a cat burglar that is also fat. Not that he was a fat cat. I could be wrong though.
Brooke Brewer Yeah, they tried to combine two idioms “fat cat” and “cat burgler.” ....doesn’t go too well.
21:39 NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! The bag of chips was the best character and actor. As a character it was the least cliche'd and by far the most interesting. As an actor I at least believe it's a bag of chips.
Great job! I really like the humor and insight. I have seen plenty of reviews for this movie and you still managed to be original and funny. Also I'm a big fan of the Snob and Midnight Screenings so it's cool to see him here. You all worked good together, it could be fun to do these special episodes once in awhile. Thanks for the laughs!
this remains one of my favorite reviews, from the utter shit show of the film itself to the interplay between the three of them. this is just always hilarious and I love it.
22:05 - ``That Bag of Chips was my only child´´... 🤣 Men, I laugh a lot on that part. The entire Bag of Chips saga was intense !!! Better than most scripts Hollywood provides nowadays !!!
I like the scream linkara made during the brad not going to flush comment
to be honest, the original footage had a much more fluid and coherent animation. the movie might have been better if it wasnt stolen. if the movie bombed, at least it would have had great animation
Damn the making of this film sounds like it could make a decent documentary.
Those dolls look ten times better and have way more life and expression than the actual film counterparts. They should have just made the film with puppets.
I rewatch this so much. It's so great.
I like Lupa's puns. But I like it when she gets boo'd even more by you and Mr. Jones. Lol.
Not only did Loyd bot crush the chips he crushed the fuckers out of existence because look at how flat it went and not a single chip escaped.
I love these crossovers. I think that I've seen this one at least 20 times, and it never gets old. You guys are hilarious together.