@@mrsmith8574 some people just living crazy ass lives lol, I will say there’s a lot of fake ass stories but people like xcodehs, and goblins don’t give off that vibe (was just thinking of a few other real story time TH-camrs but brain went retarded an forgot lmao)
People way fucking underestimate how much crazy shit happens when you're on drugs. Goblin having tons of these stories really isn't surprising, a lot of drug addicts say they feel like their life is like a movie, I've heard it tons of times. Him writing shit down for his job makes it easy to have tons of stories. It's not that crazy bros.
Goblin doesn't believe in our concept of time. That's why he always has perfect timing or he's just generally always right on time. Cuz it's always time for him so everytime was the perfect time thus making every banger dropped, dropping exactly at the right time for us all ✌️✌️😂
Goblin reminds me of my buddies from high school. They were always getting me faded because they didn’t know how else to help me deal with my depression
Just a minor correction. The blue ones are 1mg Xanax pills nicknamed footballs. The school bus is a yellow 2mg bar. There is also the 2mg green bars called hulks and the standard white is 2mg Pfizer copies.
Thank you! All bars are 2mgs...idk why he called the busses weaker then the ladders...I mean unless they were pressed but this is back in the day, before pressies.
@S G you are 100% getting pressies if ur hulks are stronger then the whites. They are all 2mg pills but 95% on the street are pressed and trust me. You would never know.
@S G They are the same strength. They are just generic Pfizer versions. Green Hulks are usually pressed with 3mg to 4mg which is probably why you think they are stronger. Actually most pressed Xans are stronger if you get a good vendor.
@@remnant2484 it means when you see someone visibility barred out it’s sad because anyone getting barred in public or in general habitually is on a road to destruction of their life in one way or another. Usually the xans will do that alone but the fried brain will come full circle eventually
Also, when you said y'all would set up anywhere, Including like fairs and shit. Reminds me that I'd always see a lot of people setting up bathroom models 🤣 Just watching your videos takes me back to when I'd have to fake being sober to my dad. He didn't care about the weed. But he also didn't know I was doing other shit 🤣 good times tbr. Also never ride a bike while off two bars and a fifth of vodka.
the first time i saw the mall walker was after work. i was a security guard my senior year of HS. i would leave school Friday go home and then head to work from 12am to 8am. stopped at the mall to hit up a sporting goods store to pick up some ammo and had to wait. got it on video because they were walking around while that song (heyyyy heyyyyy what) was on and it made it hilarious
One suggestion for future stories, you should explain what you mean when using certain lingo, like letter and bus, when talkin bout the type of xan, because a lot of viewers watchin probably don’t have a lot of experience using hard drugs
When I did klonopin once, I woke up getting carried by the police to a police car. Then I fell back out and woke up in a holding cell. They then were like what do you remember after I woke up and I told them not much and they gave me a bus ticket and said you can go now we just didn't want you sleeping in the street. I hate getting high on benzos nowadays but I used to think it was awesome.
Hey goblin... The 2mg xans are called ladders/school busses/hulks due to their white/green/yellow color. We call the 1mg footballs. It was hard for me to understand because I'm so used to the yellow 2mg xans called school busses and they slap. This is slang since like the mid 90s lol
The mall we had while growing up on Ohio had that pizza place and i only remember it because there was a really normal looking girl but had a small black mustache 😂😂
Ayo goblin just heads up never mix adhd meds with tabs wait at least 7-8 hours after dosing. It will intensive the trip too too much gave me the worst and most embarrassing night of my life.
you know it’s gonna be a banger when he starts talking about the bath tub remodeling job
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Swearr
foreall
Frrr 😂
lol
Goblin has no timing, all of us are just constantly faded so the timing feels perfect no matter what time it is
Thats what im sayin im reading these comments like no way 🤣🤣
On wha
They are self aware trust me
On god
This is so real
Goblin must have a tracker in his brain that shows when everyone is thinking about sparking up so he knows when to upload
ong thooooo🤣🤣🤣
Facts he low key has it nice can post at 12-4 and still get good veiws cuas all the druggies are up
Nah we're all just dysfunctional crackheads
Yoo
Stoner beacon
This might be the most perfect timing of all time
Fr just got off work boutta take some dabs edibles and hydros
Fr just packed a bowl and saw this noti
Straight up!
Bro it’s 1am just chilling and this shit pops up, mans a legend
Yuh
Perfect timing: 99%
Hoot and a holler: 0.9%
Xans are shit: 0.1%
goblin: let’s give this guy a new name we haven’t used so you guys don’t get confused with previous stories
also goblin: names every female ashley
Cuz females all the same
@@rinkokonoe8644 damn that’s real
@@mel5502 💯
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@@rinkokonoe8644 real shit my boy
the xan confusion after waking up from a KO is insane lmaooo
Yep you wake up the next day still feeling them. Thinking your sober. While loosing track of time and the date lol
bro never again 💀💀
The scare when you wake up in a hospital after taking a unknown amount of xans,(had 30).
Rightttttt like who tf is she and who's house is this????
Goblin with the steady uploads always while I’m smoking what a goat Fr 👍
Don’t act like you’re not smoking all the time 😂
bro you have a new subscriber 😭😭 youre hilarious and ive never seen any youtuber that talks openly and is as raw as you!! living for this page now
That's just the way of the gob
yessir yessir
It amazes me how he remembers all these things in detail 💀
hehe
That's because a lot of them are made up you think this guy can really just tell unlimited stories over years
@@mrsmith8574 right lmao
@@mrsmith8574 you’d be surprised
@@mrsmith8574 some people just living crazy ass lives lol, I will say there’s a lot of fake ass stories but people like xcodehs, and goblins don’t give off that vibe (was just thinking of a few other real story time TH-camrs but brain went retarded an forgot lmao)
Perfect timing as always gob🍃
bros po watching these punching the air 😂 keep up the bangers goblin
po wishing he got a dynamic test lol
dude goblin's life is literally so interesting
Yo ur verified
@@Lishachimpusit’s not like it’s that hard to bullshit your way to getting verified if you’re not a popular figure.
He is just an amazing story teller.
goblin always coming in at the perfect time, literally just sparked the blunt
That shit bout old people and malls is too accurate 😂😂 they in there deep as hell walking for hours
🤣
Another banger as always, love the crazy Xan stories, sounds just like some stories I've told in the past lol😏😌
Stay up Gobby🤘🤘🤘
lmfao🤣
Yep I'm sure. probably never even seen a xanax, but you took them all the time right? stfu.
@@MrFeeny-hl6kk you sound like a mad fiend with no drugs 😅😂
@@MrFeeny-hl6kk u good bro?
Omommmk
Goblin doesn’t have perfect timing, y’all just be smoking 24/7
the mall walker shit is so real not only after working in a mall for a year, but also from living with my grandma
People way fucking underestimate how much crazy shit happens when you're on drugs. Goblin having tons of these stories really isn't surprising, a lot of drug addicts say they feel like their life is like a movie, I've heard it tons of times. Him writing shit down for his job makes it easy to have tons of stories. It's not that crazy bros.
the stuff hes saying isnt even too crazy people actually live ths 🤣
MY BOY GOB HOOKED UP THE BANGER AT PERFECT TIMING
Bruh “suck it up Irwin” has me dying rn 😂😂
Gaaaaaang! Been subbed for about 4 years now love the content man
This guy times his videos perfectly I’m fried as fuck rn 😂
Good for you?
begone
Get help
@@gageturner3599 u a vibe killer not a true hoot and hollerer smh
@Mike I'm not? Seems to me you are the one who's mad here. I'm simply stating facts
Goblin doesn't believe in our concept of time. That's why he always has perfect timing or he's just generally always right on time. Cuz it's always time for him so everytime was the perfect time thus making every banger dropped, dropping exactly at the right time for us all ✌️✌️😂
Goblins old PO hearing this like 👁👄👁
Goblin reminds me of my buddies from high school. They were always getting me faded because they didn’t know how else to help me deal with my depression
When I'm bored I go back and watch old goblin videos
mall walking sounds like the most depressing shit imaginable
God bless you goblin, just made my night! About to light up now 😎🤙🏼
It’s such perfect timing cause we’re all fucked up right now 😭
Fax 😂👌🏽
Bro it could’ve been uploaded at 8am on a Tuesday and we’d still all be fucked up 😂
@@connormurphy3085 lmao ong😂😂
No fakin 🌊 waved out rn
💯
Ayo gobbo ty for posting so consistent, love the content so so much
Thanks for the late night uploads man💪 impeccable timing
These Story times are amazing 🔥🔥
coming back to any goblin video is a banger!
Just a minor correction. The blue ones are 1mg Xanax pills nicknamed footballs. The school bus is a yellow 2mg bar. There is also the 2mg green bars called hulks and the standard white is 2mg Pfizer copies.
Thank you! All bars are 2mgs...idk why he called the busses weaker then the ladders...I mean unless they were pressed but this is back in the day, before pressies.
blue ones are not footballs , the peach .5mg (half milligram) are called footballs
@@stonecoldsteveaustin9353 footballs anything not a bar. (0.25-1mg)
@S G you are 100% getting pressies if ur hulks are stronger then the whites. They are all 2mg pills but 95% on the street are pressed and trust me. You would never know.
@S G They are the same strength. They are just generic Pfizer versions. Green Hulks are usually pressed with 3mg to 4mg which is probably why you think they are stronger. Actually most pressed Xans are stronger if you get a good vendor.
I definitely see Goblin as the tile salesman, his little jovial ass just slinging the goods
This is a certified hood classic
LETS FUCKING GO! goblin is getting some serious sponsers, dudes channel is going to get huge
In watching this channel since 2k17 now and your still charismatic as fuck. Love your content dude
Goblins timing is impeccable
It's actually sad when you see somebody barred out for some reason
forreal
wat that means
@@remnant2484 it means when you see someone visibility barred out it’s sad because anyone getting barred in public or in general habitually is on a road to destruction of their life in one way or another. Usually the xans will do that alone but the fried brain will come full circle eventually
" i know i talk shit about bars, but i used to take a lot of bars so thats why i can talk shit about em" lmao. my dawg
Just bought a 2 hoodies from the merch store. Can't wait for them to get here. Keep up the work. Loving the content
Also, when you said y'all would set up anywhere, Including like fairs and shit. Reminds me that I'd always see a lot of people setting up bathroom models 🤣
Just watching your videos takes me back to when I'd have to fake being sober to my dad. He didn't care about the weed. But he also didn't know I was doing other shit 🤣 good times tbr. Also never ride a bike while off two bars and a fifth of vodka.
U guys talk about perfect timing. If I’m having a good day and goblin uploads, hell yeah. On a bad day he can save it. It’s always perfect timing
the first time i saw the mall walker was after work. i was a security guard my senior year of HS. i would leave school Friday go home and then head to work from 12am to 8am. stopped at the mall to hit up a sporting goods store to pick up some ammo and had to wait. got it on video because they were walking around while that song (heyyyy heyyyyy what) was on and it made it hilarious
One suggestion for future stories, you should explain what you mean when using certain lingo, like letter and bus, when talkin bout the type of xan, because a lot of viewers watchin probably don’t have a lot of experience using hard drugs
This is the most perfect timing yet
Just randomly put that one. Your stories put my mind at easy. Thank you.
Yo my 21st birthday rn and you freaking came in clutch bro !!!
Happy birthday g
Happy bday
@@LaurieDawg thanks big dawg
@@CAMO9033 appreciate it homie
“Are you on acid?” 😭😭 would’ve lost my mind
Ayeeee goblin going ham with the Addy 😄
Perfect for the night sesh🔥🙏
Fr tho
Nice pfp
Could bet my wife and kids this gonna be a hoot and a holler🙏🏽
6:50 I’m Too throwed To have ever reliezed how crazy That line just sounded😂🤦🏾♂️”I made a habit of Taking half a Xan Before every shift💀
Absolutely top tier timing Mr.Goblin
Perfect fucking timing 🔥🔥
Got a blunt rolled by my girl at 5AM ready for a bangerrr 🙌🏽 Best way to end a night aye boys
I’m glad goblin and yola linked best mix ever
Just tryna go to bed but there's a banger😩
Im sitting here looking at everybody’s comments thinking yall smoking wayyy to early to only realise im getting burnt at 2:30 am lmao.
When I did klonopin once, I woke up getting carried by the police to a police car. Then I fell back out and woke up in a holding cell. They then were like what do you remember after I woke up and I told them not much and they gave me a bus ticket and said you can go now we just didn't want you sleeping in the street. I hate getting high on benzos nowadays but I used to think it was awesome.
Watching this mans vids makes my day
God-tier timing 🙌🏼😘😘
6 am in the uk smoking a j n going sleep, perfect timing
Please make more of these honestly the xan and opiates videos are your best one IMO
Best lessons as well wouldn’t wanna end up in a scenario like that
perfect timing on that wake n bake!
tap tap titans went hard af
Perfect timing as always,keep it up gob
Goblin with the impecable timing
Always uploading when I'm smoking the most 😂❤️
nah that’s where i draw the line, i typically agree with goblin but sbarro is NOT bad😭 maybe it’s my nostalgia
I always wanted to try it as a child and it alqays smelled amazing 😂
loving these late night uploads
“Suck it up Irwin” words to live by!
Hey goblin... The 2mg xans are called ladders/school busses/hulks due to their white/green/yellow color. We call the 1mg footballs. It was hard for me to understand because I'm so used to the yellow 2mg xans called school busses and they slap.
This is slang since like the mid 90s lol
Hulks are 3 mg
@@FBI-bt7tv they don't make 3mg pharmaceutical xanax..
Those are presses and these names have probably been around longer then you've been alive.
“Whatever, life happens. Suck it up Irwin” 😂
Goblin coming through with yet another gas upload 🤩
BANGGGGERRRR
"Are you on acid???"😂😂😂
Oh yes I just ordered online store
On
¿¿Instagram??
ive been watching for years now. but youve been going crazy wit the videos rn.
i always know by the thumbnail that its gonna be a banger
Who else already knows this boutta be an absolute hoot!?
That foo goblin was like " you can't sleep on acid silly " 🤣😭
i love how this guy doesnt change his intro like ever so ive remmeber it and its just a vibe watching whilst being faded than a hoe
I’m on mushrooms watching this in a ditch
Now it’s me in the ditch tripping 🧐
goblins story tellin is too good
You goblin with the perfect timing
Holy shit goblin, another banger?
Goblin back with another hoot, and potentially, a holler
“ 👹 🛁 📱 “ his shift 💊
GOB REALLY SPOILING US LATELY WITH THESE UPLOADS
gob going crazy w the uploads
Me falling asleep with gob on the tv n my mom coming in the room the next morning with the title showing 😂🥲
Irwin’s innocence is so pure
It's always hilarious when I'm goofed up af and they ask if I'm tripping on acid. I'm like my face us in the dirt
Goblin the best when your fucked up bro keep grinding been watching for years much love
watching every ad to get gobby the bag 💰
The mall we had while growing up on Ohio had that pizza place and i only remember it because there was a really normal looking girl but had a small black mustache 😂😂
If you've ever done them pressed blues that be fire do a video about it, I ain't seen no videos about em like that 💯
Ayo goblin just heads up never mix adhd meds with tabs wait at least 7-8 hours after dosing. It will intensive the trip too too much gave me the worst and most embarrassing night of my life.
fill me in on that particular night
@@FvckZach🤣🤣