Goblin thank you. My life has been awful recently. My fiance committed suicide a few weeks ago. My childhood best friend got killed during a fight gone wrong. I was about to go relapse on oxy (3 years clean) saw the upload and grabbed the bong instead. and the "What's goin on lady's and gentlemen boys and girls" just brought a smile to my face for the first time in weeks. All love. Thank you goblin
Im so sad hearing that man, i dont know you but i wish you peace and happiness i dont know if i ever will live through that and i wish not, youre a strong chad brother keep your head up lifes cant be only bad times
Damn bro im so sorry goby and the bros got you let's pack that bowl together not as bad but my girlfriend of 2 years left me so I ain't been that happy either
In the middle of studying for finals to graduate college……after watching you and growing up with you for 5+ years I appreciate every story you put out there and just sharing stuff we all can relate to.
Honestly not a bad idea a great idea one might even say sometimes you gotta use selfish means to get an up then from there you go clean and make honest living
Im so excited for these new stories, not just cause they're new, but because i know they'll be the craziest ones. Since the statute of limitations is a thing, he'll probably be uploading all his best stories over the next few months/years
This guy has lived so many lifetimes! If he was going hard for 6 years... that's over 2,000 days. Just take 200 of those days of doing stuff and he's got content every Friday for almost the next 4 years. That's insane!
Next step in goblin lore is when he discovers the ancient art of writing a script all by himself instead of just thinking about hes stories before hand.
When the wife goes out of town, it’s a tradition to get my iPad, throw it on the other side of the bed and turn on Goblin and listen to him tell me a bedtime story while I fade away to the other dimension.
Just got done with my first day as a front end developer intern. Glad I can count on goblin for fire videos so I can smoke and chill when i'm off the clock.
Sitting outside the courthouse just finished checking into probation for a DUI waiting to get picked up what a perfect time and place to bust out a Goblin Banger
I know this actually happened because of goblin not knowing what kind of mower it was but explaining how the handle went over the back seats and made it uncomfortable to sit lmao. I have a push mower and he described riding with it to a T
happy to see a new vid. please more vids we love these. you should do story times of places you be going and like las vegas trips it would be sick. shiii erick should jump in if y’all have a crazy story together
Thank you all for watching!!! I hope you enjoy
Appreciate this video gobby
good shit goobaly-loobaly
lemme call u goblin. i got juicy stories
Yo jus googled it and Facebook marketplace came out in like October 2016
@@KangarooJim-q2c Marketplace is as old as Black Beatles by Rae Sremmurd
Goblin thank you. My life has been awful recently. My fiance committed suicide a few weeks ago. My childhood best friend got killed during a fight gone wrong. I was about to go relapse on oxy (3 years clean) saw the upload and grabbed the bong instead. and the "What's goin on lady's and gentlemen boys and girls" just brought a smile to my face for the first time in weeks.
All love.
Thank you goblin
Hope your good man
stay strong dawg
Im so sad hearing that man, i dont know you but i wish you peace and happiness i dont know if i ever will live through that and i wish not, youre a strong chad brother keep your head up lifes cant be only bad times
Damn bro im so sorry goby and the bros got you let's pack that bowl together not as bad but my girlfriend of 2 years left me so I ain't been that happy either
God bless you and this is coming from an atheist. I hope you're doing alright
The *"statute of limitations"* bangers, are the BEST bangers 🤣
On god. Can’t wait for the “me and Ashton robbed a bank” story in a few years
Ong was about to make this comment
@@rohanschmitz5550 that story would be coming sooner than a few years, IF it did happen.
No capppp I was bout to type this comment I swear 🤣
@@TheOfficialVexMeow buddy it was obviously a complete joke
First thing I’m doing with my Neuralink is watching Goblin videos in my brain
BANGER VIDEY BANGER TIMEY
Sounds lik a bangin time
@@vancepringle2284Get a job bro
if the neuralink can't upload xans directly into my brain what is we doing
@@phelan8385Eat magnesium oxide
SMOKING FENTANYL AT TACO BELL!
fuck thats a good caption
DUDE I CHOKED ON MY BLUNT SMOKE 😭
das rightttttttttttttt
Lets gooo!
JUST GOT OFF MY SHIFT AT TACO BELL!
"I was actually planning on being a really good person"
lmfao
Ceeme be givin out free 3.5gs damn and go to all states.
Tweaker goblin didn’t realize he could take the mower and make bank mowing small lawns to fuel his addictions long term
Too much work fa goblin
goblin is fucking violating that horse dawg
???
PLUG DRY? Ceeme has it comin to your door all states damn
i havent watched the video what did he do to a horse????
@@twohihes talking about the gameplay
@@edtheangler4930 mb
In the middle of studying for finals to graduate college……after watching you and growing up with you for 5+ years I appreciate every story you put out there and just sharing stuff we all can relate to.
Shoulda turned it into a lawn mowing business for a bigger profit
Hypes just want that quick fix
Infinite free xan glitch
I got 4mg ativans for musle spasms
That’s what I just said to my partner like could’ve made more than 300 a day lol everyday
Honestly not a bad idea a great idea one might even say sometimes you gotta use selfish means to get an up then from there you go clean and make honest living
Im so excited for these new stories, not just cause they're new, but because i know they'll be the craziest ones. Since the statute of limitations is a thing, he'll probably be uploading all his best stories over the next few months/years
Every story is a new story😭but i get u
everything is an "allegation" rrright? ☁🍯
Facts bro
@@declanoconnor3445not really if u count reuploads
or like, once you watch them they're not new to you anymore lmao 😭
certified statue of limitation classic
gobin never fails to spread our cheeks with joy
PAUSE NO DIDDY😂
full diddy
PERFECTING TIMINGGG
It's insane
This may be the greatest title for a goblin video to date.
Idk did u forget when goblin sold a dog for weed money 🤣
@@spyro6990 Tru. But I think the fact that it was for xans tops that story 😂 anything done for xans is fucking devious
@@cheeman5995 lmao true
Popping molly and stealing an xbox will always be the best
“Selling acid to a young gentleman”
Geeking at work at 6:23 AM, realized i got too geeked last night and missed the Gobby vid. Much love
WE DEMAND THE 2024 DRUG TIER LIST, GOBLIN! 😂
Yeah no facts
@@norrisbonson3795no facts?
@@arkfinz4947none at all gang no facts str8 cap
Couldn't sleep got up to watch something and 2 minutes ago goblin uploaded damn the timing really is on point
Absolutely immaculate timing. Truly Spectacular.
Hearing goblin call a lawnmower and fine pice of machinery is fucking hilarious
So fried and just saw this come out gob always got the most impeckable timing swear down, much love to everyone
AMAZING TIMING AS ALWAYSSS !! hittin some rosin outta the puffco rn ❤
We all needed it thank you goblin 🎉🙏
Always a good day when goblin drops late night
Simple man, goblin posts I click
13:12 I love this little bar he threw in there.
Certified hoot and holler, true banger of a video
This guy has lived so many lifetimes! If he was going hard for 6 years... that's over 2,000 days. Just take 200 of those days of doing stuff and he's got content every Friday for almost the next 4 years. That's insane!
Thank god for a upload W goblin always coming in clutch
Eating fake tabs at the 3 highest peak of mountain Kilimanjaro rn, perfect time as always Boris
You know it's gonna be a banger when Gobby starts with "and today was no exception" 🔥🔥🔥
Got that "another day, another Xanax" vibes
Imagine some past victim of Grand Theft Lawnmower listening and realizing, "THAT WAS HIM?!?!"
Gobby if that mower was un supervised and you had a mowing service it was probably a mower left out for scrap people to pick up 😂
i hate social studies this video made it a bit better much love bro.
Next step in goblin lore is when he discovers the ancient art of writing a script all by himself instead of just thinking about hes stories before hand.
been too long goblin. glad to see you back at it
Ayo was just finna go to bed but goblin came in to tuck me in with a banger story let's goo LMFAOOO 🤣
Buddy u coulda asked to mow poeples lawns 🤣🤣🤣🤣love ya gob
Bro idk why these vids are nostalgic for me thank u goblin
new goblin dropped the same hour i got out of jail🙏 Perfect timing as always
perfect timing gob as always, just loaded up the bong
maybe u smoke everyday😂
@@gb06_06ok?
When the wife goes out of town, it’s a tradition to get my iPad, throw it on the other side of the bed and turn on Goblin and listen to him tell me a bedtime story while I fade away to the other dimension.
gobby clutches up for the sesh yet again
This is exactly what I needed right now. God bless Goblin
Gob I graduated "yesterday" I'm watching this standing up so I don't pass out right now. What an upload.
i love you goblin you’re the best when you reupping on only gas it’s so fireeee
Working at canes and bro uploaded as soon as I went on break, gobby timing is immaculate
Just got done with my first day as a front end developer intern. Glad I can count on goblin for fire videos so I can smoke and chill when i'm off the clock.
Anytime a woman is mentioned in a Gob story-“we’re gonna refer to her as Ashley”
how does this man still have banger stories
Im out walking right now and i see a riding mower........ I wanna steal it😂
Boutta yoink a middle school lawn mower lads
Goblin video banger measurement:
H&h: gonna be a good time
Banger: solid video
Statute of limitations : absolute banger ✅✅
goblins titles are the funniest shit ever lmaoo🤣🤣
Goblin with impeccable timing
Crazyy bro
You forgot to like the video :(
@@thisguyhiguy8339neverrr
The banger I needed before bed thank you gobby!
I’m currently hitting the fent cart at my son’s graduation. Amazing content as always 🙏🏿
Yesssirrrrr got that fresh bowl packed and goblin just dropped a xnax vid y'all know these hit different
Best video title right here guys 😭😭
As a landscaper that had my mower stolen from my yard- hell yeah brother get that bag
“Looking back at it… she might’ve deserved $30” lmfao man.
The classic superman feeling of xans like "i can do anything and nobody can stop me"
Omg mommy wake up goblin posted a lawnmower Xanax 😮😮😮😮😮
BANGER VIDEO PER USUAL GOBLIN 😂😂😂😂 ive bens watching you for over 5 years now and you never disappoint!😂😂😂much love buddy.
Bro is such a meat gobbler
another classic-style Gobby storytime!
Immaculate timing as always I just got fired on the same day I got my first ever warning after working there 2 yrs lmao 🍻
No one could have better timing than the one and only goblin
Sitting outside the courthouse just finished checking into probation for a DUI waiting to get picked up what a perfect time and place to bust out a Goblin Banger
Goblin and oldschool runescape are an unstoppable duo
I know this actually happened because of goblin not knowing what kind of mower it was but explaining how the handle went over the back seats and made it uncomfortable to sit lmao. I have a push mower and he described riding with it to a T
Love how goblin never strayed from his original content weve always enjoyed
There’s no better feeling than getting a story time notification ‼️ shout out to the statue of limitations
Uno it’s gonna be a banger when he says “this happened a long time ago back in my junior year of high school” peak goblin era
I truly needed this right now thx goblin
"Bro what if we took that lawnmower" is crackhead energy xD
high out of my fucking mind and ready for a bedtime story
thank you Goblin!
I’m so baked I forgot it was a game and thought at 1:05 goblin was going in for one of the roaches😂😂😂
Stealing from a company ain’t a crime in my eyes
Fuck the Ceos and Monopoly Corporation Owners
Big corporation* small companies don’t deserve your tweaked ass
Big company small business landscape
It's absolutely a crime.
Bro what almost a millions????? Ive been here since 2019 and u had like 100 or 200k max damn we getting huge asL GEEKERS
One of the worse things to hear one of your favorite TH-camrs say is “sorry I’ve been lazy”
Bruh these goblin vids keep getting more and more unhinged😂
i get fried and watch you all the time bro like coming into the video with a crazy title like that your stories are always so funny 😂
i see this title and know it’s gonna be a hoot. let’s goo boys. this billy is for you
Thank you Gobby, as always. your videos saved me trough rough time couple years ago
“She steals her grandmas pills”💀
Me too 2020 poppin gmas xans
@@gemstonetearzso all goblin viewers have tried this 💀
love bein a gobby og, and still being able to watch the og storytimes and pine park too
WOOOO A NEW HOOT AND A HOLLER
Goblin never fails to fill us with hot juicy stories
late night goblin upload while i’m tripping, what a treat
Mower in my head: zero turn
Mower hes descibing: push mower
fr. shit was getting exciting when he said he ain’t ever mown a lawn. I was wondering how is bro going to know how to drive one lmao
Classic title and im here for it, Perfect backround noise for taking tests
happy to see a new vid. please more vids we love these. you should do story times of places you be going and like las vegas trips it would be sick. shiii erick should jump in if y’all have a crazy story together
yet another HOOT AND HOLLER from that boy Gobby Shmurda, right on time!
Red dead and a statue of limitations 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
W Goblin, always love your narration
this might be top 10 Goblin😭😭😭 anytime the statue of limitations is mentioned it’s a certified hoot & holler
this gon be a banger
this man always never fails to use ashley for a cover name since the beginning of goblin 😭
As some who works for a mom and pop lawn care company. This is the worst thing you’ve done.😂 love ya gob
bro i used to watch this shit to get thru quarantine in 2020. first time watching since then
Favorite Goblin video in a while thank you