What would my mom be considered if she has tons of different fake animals? I'd say the one closest to the front door is the gator but then she has the oxidized-brass elephant's and the latin porcelain cats in the kitchen. Is my mother the zoo?
My mom never became an animal, but she did have a brief stint as a mini teapot. She had a friend however that was 100% cows. It all makes sense now. Thankfully she never adopted "the cut".
Oh my God it's TRUE I asked my mom why she wore rabbits on her clothes and my sister why she wore lizards and the only response they gave me was a smile saying we dont know what your talking about sweetie and now when I was shopping for my son I stumbled upon a cute little watch with an owl on it for 3 dollars at shopko by super 1 at my town and now I'm looking at clothes with owls on it...it has been set in motion..
Vanessa: “And there he was. A majestic goose wearing a little hat. We made love that night.” 😂 🦢 I’m thinking her character has some deeper, more complex issues. Lmao 🤣
So many good jokes missed by the audience "A deep and complex reasons for your animal will come to you....for example...I think ladybugs...are nice" *"my thing is angels"*
My mom is angels. She loves paintings and figurines of angels. Better than my mom's ex-friend, her thing was "baby dolls with ugly faces". You know those baby dolls that have a very ugly expression, like sobbing, grimacing, etc? She had a shelf FULL of those.
Instead of the phone call my mom would scour the newspaper. Any mention of anyone who went to my high school within 2 years of when I attended was suddenly of interest. It was marriages, birth records, arrests, or anything else newsworthy.
LOL, reminds me of my MIL, that was an "Owl Person." She had a very large and diverse collection of owl themed items. One year we couldn't find anything good that was owl related, and I ended up giving her a custom made cutting board and a knife block I made instead. We jokingly said next gift we would be sure to get an owl item and she begged us not to. She was thrilled with our gift, and confessed she didnt like owls, but someone a few decades ago gave her an owl figurine. People then assumed she collected owl items and it snowballed after that.
My MIL’s was a chicken and it happened the same way!! She literally had one rooster plate and it snowballed, they just recently moved to a new house and they cleared all the chicken stuff she was like “I’m finally free off the kitchen chickens!!”
My mother is obsessed with roosters, and when I got my first apartment I made the mistake of buying an octopus key hook while at the beach. One thing led to another and now my apartment had octopuses everywhere.
Here in mexico, at least in personal experience, moms are flowers. My mom is sunflower, three of my aunts are roses, carnation and chrysanthemum. My grandmother is embroided flower arragnement. 🌻🌹🌸🌺💐
2:49-2:58 There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area which we call *_the Twilight Zone_*.
Noo, but this is sooo true. I've watched my cousins turn into Moms™ when just a year ago they were basically teenagers. My other cousin just had a baby and I can't wait to see her transformation
Oh, God. I went through this at my private school when I was 13... Becky's thing was cherries, Joy's thing was hearts, Alex's thing was frogs, Sara's thing was spiders, my thing was stars...
they always remake sketches with a different storyline. such as shud the mermaid, high school theatre show, and that series that 'close encounter' is in.
Good, they gave Melissa Villaseñor some more time. This still doesn't let her shine enough but it's good she's getting more time. She can do more. Oh, really liked the music in this skit. The eerie music really made it for me. Then, all the moms starting going a little cray-cray.
I really like that they made this so similar to the sketch with the "mom haircut". It's funny to imagine the same town (or a similar one) having a (psycho) quirk like this one!
"And then we soared over the costco..." LOL!! Also just like Angels aren't animals some mom's pick an object if they're especially damaging to your independence. My mom is a lighthouse. Everything in the house is a lighthouse.
i like how they mentioned the kohls shirt for $2. that was pretty funny. i love how they're not afraid of like random sponsorships or like crap like that... just say the name especially if it can be relatable! go SNL!
No doubt, but I can't believe it is standard practice. It really breaks immersion and to be honest it makes the production seem amateur and a tiny bit unprofessional. I'm not being a jerk about it, I just can't believe this is standard practice. In other words, some of the skits might be funnier, etc.
its understandable. it's a skit show. im sure there are other late night shows where they read off something. maybe its on purpose and thats part of the joke
Me: in a cold sweat frantically searching my mind in for shreds of evidence indicating that I've become one of THEM, then gasp in horror as I suddenly recall a plethora of little teddy bears I've randomly stashed amongst my decor. "NOooOOOooOooOooOOo!!!!!" 🧸🧸🧸
No one:
Leslie in this sketch: *"I'm an angel."*
Right angels aren’t animals!!!
But it's true tho, she is one
It was awkward, but she was okay. She didn’t ruin the sketch. That’s a triumph in itself.
That's my favorite line of the whole skit
Perfect delivery!!!
It's true. My mom is "owls." I'm "elephants." And my grandma somehow manages to be "Jesus".
What would my mom be considered if she has tons of different fake animals? I'd say the one closest to the front door is the gator but then she has the oxidized-brass elephant's and the latin porcelain cats in the kitchen.
Is my mother the zoo?
@@fignewton0000 yes, she is the holder of all animals. She is the protecter. SHE IS THE GOD OF ALL ANIMALS!
My mom never became an animal, but she did have a brief stint as a mini teapot. She had a friend however that was 100% cows. It all makes sense now. Thankfully she never adopted "the cut".
Oh my God it's TRUE I asked my mom why she wore rabbits on her clothes and my sister why she wore lizards and the only response they gave me was a smile saying we dont know what your talking about sweetie and now when I was shopping for my son I stumbled upon a cute little watch with an owl on it for 3 dollars at shopko by super 1 at my town and now I'm looking at clothes with owls on it...it has been set in motion..
My mom is turtles OMG help
I'm a little offended that they don't all have "the cut".
Well done.
Animals are the new cut
I was expecting that
@Thanh Hai Stephan What has been set in motion cannot be undone
Clearly they aren't "true mothers" yet
As someone who grew up in a house full of fish decor, this speaks to me
My mom had fish decor when I was little!
I would like to see this as a feature length horror movie.
Chad Roman Stepford Wives
Chad Roman stepford wives meets the island of Dr moreuo (I'm probably spelling that wrong)
Witchcraft in the Suburbs
Yes please
The plotline:
FEAR THE DISEASE
all you can do is hope
pray for the fallen
who shall survive?
Everyone else is making animal noises and Lesley is like “ I’m an angel “ 😂😂😂😂😂
yeah I woulda done a angelic opera noise.
@@xstrawberryaveryx9550 no.
literally the best part lol
We just gonna act like an angel is an animal?!🤔😂
that's the joke, dear
in time
THANK YOU 👼
I’m an Angel!!! LOL
I'm with 'in time'...I don't get the joke.
Dog is an animal and an angel
My mom's is cheetahs or hypoallergenic dogs.
i was like “this is funny but my mom isn’t like this” then i remembered,,, the butterflies.
I just realized there is an alarming number of seagulls in my mom's kitchen...
🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏
🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏👏
My mom is pandas
My mom has a hummingbird tattoo 😂😂
Vanessa's long deep speeches as she stares into the camera are so terrifying... I love them
Vanessa: “And there he was. A majestic goose wearing a little hat. We made love that night.” 😂 🦢 I’m thinking her character has some deeper, more complex issues. Lmao 🤣
she's always the weirdest one (that's saying something) with a crazy story in these skits 😆
Sounds like the vlasic mascot.
I dunno...SNL writers are notoriously well educated in the liberal arts, I think it's a creepy reference to Greek myth...
LAWL And perchance: also, her shirt (which I love) sort of has _Cranes_ on it….just pointing that out. But what you said was v. important too
@montananerd8244, I was gonna say, I think she met zeus 😬
My Mom's is an owl
I'm not joking
Teenaquarist my grandma is half owl / half frog...Somehow...
My mom is an owl too.
I know it's not an animal, but my mum is sunflowers.
My moms is a frog
So is my grandmas haha my moms is elephants
Oh my god the Ipad thing. That is my mom. It makes me so mad LMAO
I was watching this like, "I don't understand, my mom doesn't have an anim- oh shit. bunnies."
I need more mom jokes. These are scary accurate.
So many good jokes missed by the audience
"A deep and complex reasons for your animal will come to you....for example...I think ladybugs...are nice"
*"my thing is angels"*
That was so good 👌🏾
I don't get it
My mom is angels. She loves paintings and figurines of angels. Better than my mom's ex-friend, her thing was "baby dolls with ugly faces". You know those baby dolls that have a very ugly expression, like sobbing, grimacing, etc? She had a shelf FULL of those.
Yeah, I don’t know how the audience missed those.
I don't get it either. Can someone explain?
"Ever since someone is complimenting my clothes I responded with how much it was and where I got it" - I felt a sick burn. I do that.
Same. So I need to know what animal that makes us!
Girl, I do too, lol 😆!
same, since I was in my 20s lol
Leslie's "animal" is angels.
Omg the calling to tell you someone you barely knew had died. My mom and MIL both do this CONSTANTLY 🤣
Instead of the phone call my mom would scour the newspaper. Any mention of anyone who went to my high school within 2 years of when I attended was suddenly of interest. It was marriages, birth records, arrests, or anything else newsworthy.
My mom is convinced a coworker from 15 years ago is in a random commercial and calls me when it airs. It's not him.
Melissa needs to be in more
Hazy Blue You know she's a comedian, right?
She needs to be in everything😂😂😂👍👍👍
Jane Doe Amen!
Which Melissa?
No she doesn't. She sucks
LOL, reminds me of my MIL, that was an "Owl Person." She had a very large and diverse collection of owl themed items. One year we couldn't find anything good that was owl related, and I ended up giving her a custom made cutting board and a knife block I made instead.
We jokingly said next gift we would be sure to get an owl item and she begged us not to. She was thrilled with our gift, and confessed she didnt like owls, but someone a few decades ago gave her an owl figurine. People then assumed she collected owl items and it snowballed after that.
My MIL’s was a chicken and it happened the same way!! She literally had one rooster plate and it snowballed, they just recently moved to a new house and they cleared all the chicken stuff she was like “I’m finally free off the kitchen chickens!!”
Exact story from my grandma and turtles. 🥰
This is definitely the truth of the sketch idea
My mom has the exact story but with cows. 🐄
The cult of moms sketches are so real and so funny!
Every so often I return to this sketch just to hear Leslie say "I'm an angel!"
"I'm an ANGEL!!!"
Yes you are Leslie Jones!!
Why is this so accurate? My mom was obsessed with cows and my grandma loves penguins and hummingbirds 😂😂
Hummingbirds are my animal😂
My mother in law thing is elephants and I think she recruited me now I am a cat
My mother is obsessed with roosters, and when I got my first apartment I made the mistake of buying an octopus key hook while at the beach. One thing led to another and now my apartment had octopuses everywhere.
I’m a peacock, sister is a flamingo, mom is an owl, grandma is a hummingbird. We’re all birds in this family.
I'm a pigeon. Theyre right, it makes gifts easier.
I was like my mum dosent have an animal but then I remembered that a good 30% of the decorations in her house are giraffes,
This reminds me so much of "Baby Shower". THE CUT, THE CUT!
It's the same sketch, just with animals instead of "The cut." The cut!
Love the way she says “Chickens!” Just makes me smile.
Melissa was cute in this sketch 😊
Love that we get to see all these talented women in one sketch!
For some reason I feel like this is the suburban mom version of zodiac signs lol.
I love this skit. It makes the whole mom thing, like being in a cult!!
Well, I now have a blouse with birds that I can never wear again.
I’m sure Melissas dolphin 🐬 came to her “telepathically” and stayed with her all through Bridesmaids until now
I love that you made that connection for me. Delightful.
Kate's delivery at 1:27 was the funniest part for me
that one girls voice is really something
melissa villasenor
Kathy P hi dh
Kathy P p
It makes me wanna cut my ears off.
I find it to be interest peaking and very sexy
I'm an angel...
That was so funny!
This didn't flow as well as "the cut" did
Yeah, but I feel like it’s intentional
They'll run it into the ground...
That “iPad for a camera” thing is realer than the streets. Gotta show my mom this skit.
I'm like "haha, that's funny and cliché", and then I remember my mom and owls
They need to give Villasenor some better material. She's waaaay more talented than this crap.
Agreed 100%
Funkenstein where's the proof
I don't know if she is unfortunately.
tiotito31 Watch her TH-cam channel.
Citizen Kembang Watch her TH-cam channel.
2:00 What she fails to realize is that goose is actually the Greek God Zeus in disguise, she is now pregnant with a half-God monster baby
Leslie is what makes this sketch work
IM AN ANGEL
Vanessa Bayer's dead eyes in this are KILLINH ME
also my moms animal is roosters. Relatable
this is so accurate its terifying
Is it? Is that a thing now, for suburban moms to have a spirit animal?
@@macrocosmique I think so, I still remember my friends mom as the flamingo
Here in mexico, at least in personal experience, moms are flowers. My mom is sunflower, three of my aunts are roses, carnation and chrysanthemum. My grandmother is embroided flower arragnement.
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This is one of those read-off-the-screen sketches.
Eric C thats literally every sketch
It's annoying af but at the same time, it's hard to remember lines in the space of a week whilst doing other sketches/projects.
Yeah, it's obvious.
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Solo12313 It can totally be done, but I guess SNL tries to be so up to date that they change the lines too often to be rehearsed.
Omg I'm unnerved with how accurate this is...
Kate playing the philosophical mom is my fav
These are so frighteningly accurate I could cry.
1:35 omg the ladybugs from American Dad 🐞😂
1:14 *I just recently realized my grandmother does this.*
2:49-2:58
There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area which we call *_the Twilight Zone_*.
Everyone making their animals sounds and fuckin Leslie Jones just being an angel 😂☠️
damn i want that chicken pillow now...
_the animal is upon us_
I actually have a chicken pillow.Clearance; Marc's; $2.99.
pratairocki looks like you have your animal.
Ladies, the animal is coming
It's a rooster
Noo, but this is sooo true.
I've watched my cousins turn into Moms™ when just a year ago they were basically teenagers.
My other cousin just had a baby and I can't wait to see her transformation
I was waiting for them to chant "one of us".
Oh, God. I went through this at my private school when I was 13...
Becky's thing was cherries, Joy's thing was hearts, Alex's thing was frogs, Sara's thing was spiders, my thing was stars...
Isn't this the exact same sketch as when they all wanted her to get the "mom" hair cut?
burnforce yes but less funny
they always remake sketches with a different storyline.
such as shud the mermaid, high school theatre show, and that series that 'close encounter' is in.
Yes, but a year later
My mom has ‘the cut’ and collects chickens
Woah, Melissa Villaseñor, long time no see
3:01 "Jen" with her chicken look had me in hysterics 🤣
*Various Animal Noises*
I'M AN ANGEL!
"A majestic goose wearing a little hat, we made love that night"
Lady bugs are the cutest (:
Science says kittens are the cutest.
PANDAS! 😍🐼
There's a dead ladybug on my carpet.
@@charlieeek1623 oh, noooooo....
“Your emails will start with Forward Forward Forward” was an underrated line
Our neighbour tried to impose clowns as a theme for my mom. She hated them 😂😂😂 She never was into knick knacks of any kind 😂
Not me looking at my wall of random cow paintings and cow throw pillows....
Good, they gave Melissa Villaseñor some more time. This still doesn't let her shine enough but it's good she's getting more time. She can do more. Oh, really liked the music in this skit. The eerie music really made it for me. Then, all the moms starting going a little cray-cray.
I didn't laugh at the skit but Melissa Villaseñor looked pretty silly in that chicken attire. Lol
Loved the music.
oh man she is bad, admit it
Crazy true! My Mom and her friends each have their own: camels, kitties, dogs, starfish, horses, tigers, owls, and teddy bears.
This is literally like my mom, she brings her iPad everywhere and gets a lot of rooster decorations.
I love Aidy's evil tone of voice.
*Intermixing animal sounds*
I'm an Angel!
My mom is “cows”. I am still in the “greenery and naked women” phase.
THIS WAS A SEQUEL TO THE CUT
Sasheer's look is so significant when announcing that the animal is coming, lol
I really like that they made this so similar to the sketch with the "mom haircut". It's funny to imagine the same town (or a similar one) having a (psycho) quirk like this one!
"And then we soared over the costco..." LOL!!
Also just like Angels aren't animals some mom's pick an object if they're especially damaging to your independence. My mom is a lighthouse. Everything in the house is a lighthouse.
"Now I'm just pigs, I'm done!"
I didn't think this was all that true and now my mum has hares on the teatowels, some cushions, and a little statue of one in the living room
I dig this sketch. Reminds me of the absurdity of some Kids in the Hall sketches.
They honestly need to make a movie like horror movie about moms lol this skit and the hair cut one
Ah, trying to expand on the classic "The Cut" sketch ... yet you cannot. It was one in a million.
My grandma is chickens!! I think I'm gonna be one of those bear/moose people before I'm even a mom. You know the log cabin aesthetic. I live for it. 😂
Didn't occur to me that angles are apart of the animal kingdom
It's nice to know owls were thrust upon me when I was in middle school; in the event that I ever become a parent, it'll make the transition easier
“*I’m aN aNGeL*”
👁👄👁
Didnt know angels were animals🤣🤣🤣🤣
Being a mom changes you man XD
My grandma is dolphins, my mom is bird.
okay but why don't any of these women have "the cut"
When Vanessa leaned in I died lol
I'm a mom and I'm a penguin... penguins chose me when one day I realized I was saving gift bags for no reason
It doesn't have to be that way. There is treatment available for your condition.
Your emails will start with fwd fwd fwd, that’s deep 😂
At least Kate looked really nice in this sketch.
I'm proud of Melissa for getting the main character of a skit this early on
“All my emails begin with Forward Forward Forward”
🤣💀
my moms animal is a turtle and my grandmas is the country chicken 😂but my daddy’s is a ladybug ig🤤
i like how they mentioned the kohls shirt for $2. that was pretty funny. i love how they're not afraid of like random sponsorships or like crap like that... just say the name especially if it can be relatable! go SNL!
obvious reading off screen is obviously obvious
They've been doing it that way for years and years.
I know. It's just hilarious
King Kryptonite
It would be know if they had the script just behind the other cast members shoulders so it looks real.
No doubt, but I can't believe it is standard practice. It really breaks immersion and to be honest it makes the production seem amateur and a tiny bit unprofessional. I'm not being a jerk about it, I just can't believe this is standard practice. In other words, some of the skits might be funnier, etc.
its understandable. it's a skit show. im sure there are other late night shows where they read off something. maybe its on purpose and thats part of the joke
Me: in a cold sweat frantically searching my mind in for shreds of evidence indicating that I've become one of THEM, then gasp in horror as I suddenly recall a plethora of little teddy bears I've randomly stashed amongst my decor. "NOooOOOooOooOooOOo!!!!!" 🧸🧸🧸