Imagine surviving months, barely getting by, you lost your group, food’s low, water’s even worse. One day you hear a commotion, you run to see this man in perfect clean clothing with loafers and glasses on, absolutely crushing a horde with that hand-in-pocket stance
This sounds a lot like the whole "Fear an old man in a profession where men die young" or...I forget the quote, but the whole Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy thing about the towel. Something to the general effect of "Many people can get through crazy situations, but if a man can do that with a bathtowel, and kept the bathtowel clean - that is NOT a man you want to mess with."
Somehow I think your arm will wear off before conservative guys run out of ammo😂 Last estimate is that we have a trillion rounds. That means rural America has 126 rounds for every person on earth and just under 500 million guns to shoot that ammo out of and that number is just sales since we started counting in 1994. That is why in the zombie movies cities are overrun by flesh eating brain dead Democrats while the rural farmer is drinking a beer with his friends and going zombie hunting. Cities are filled with terrified screams, rural areas have “What a wonderful world,” playing from pickup trucks that are filled from our farm fuel tanks. Cities, even non zombies are resorting to cannibalism. Rural is kicking back eating fried chicken and corn bread. Cities are drinking their urine. Rural are complaining we had to reinstall the hand pump on the well but at least we get to tell our beautiful wives that we were right to hang onto all that stuff she called junk. Zombies in rural areas can’t hardly make it past the bear traps and barbed wire let alone Cletus who has been dropping deer at 500 yards since he was in pull-ups.
@@hiloskyrealistically, the military would handle it pretty fast. If they can fend off intelligent armed enemies, they'd surely kill all those rotten creatures that can't even walk straight.
The condition of any such weapons found in a museum is questionable at best; I suppose it depends on what type of museum it is, but I don't think many would have anything as useful or robust as what you'd need.
@@D.H.1082 this i have so many stupid weapon like things I have welded up when it is slow at work and I am bored that I bring home. Just need to make some handles for them lol
@@jeesperflipson8138 well unless you actually see them blow up/get incinerated, they can always come back for example in an episode of Smallvile Chloe’s (fun fact her actress was involved in a human trafficking case/scandal.) safe-house blows up after she enters it, but she shows up several episodes later completely or at the very least mostly unharmed (it’s been a while since I last watched the show). This is only possible since they never showed a death scene. Also even if you see a body they can still live via shenanigans, an example being Jason Todd who depending on the iteration was revived when Superboy Prime punched reality, via the Lazarus Pit or some mix of the two.
He's convinced that he's holding the best zombie defense weapon that has been or will ever be thought of. I admire the dedication he has to the cause. As you can see...this man spared no words or effort in his quest to drive this apocalypse prep-changing point home. His biggest surprise, however, will be on Z-Day when he rips his clothes off to expose the cape and the big "S" on his chest he's been hiding from everyone at the Daily Planet all this time.
@@cosmicsans3997 IDK, I kinda feel that he got on the bad side of that random ass rich guy named Bruce Wayne and the dude just black listed him from the industry.
What I don’t understand about most zombie movies and games is how every military on planet earth has somehow been defeated but teenagers and people with 0 combat training somehow survive the longest
Exactly my thoughts. I think the idea is that the zombies were just too plentiful, but if you've ever seen a heavy machine gun at work you'd know that those hordes would be hamburger pretty quick.
@@Billy-js6mv but there’s a higher density of civilians than there are military personnel and with all that weaponry and armour it makes no sense for every single military on earth to be defeated but for civilians with 0 training to somehow survive the longest the military has tanks machine guns nukes etc etc
It only works for a 1v1 though. His thing will get stuck in the first one and another will keep walking towards him and it's gonna a be pretty much impossible with a large group
@@w花b That's true, but my main issue is that pole hammers are originally anti-armor weapons which are inherently heavier than most weapons, he did choose a medium sized pole hammer so it's less heavy but if he wanted to rely on a piercing weapon with speed and range he could've just went for the age old spear, I think that's the best possible piercing weapon Although it's debatable if piercing weapons are the best choice, because blunt and slashing weapons have their own advantages
@@segbhfrdgthyb576 He's not relying on the armour penetration of just the spear, you misunderstand anti-armour weapons of medieval times- maces were anti-armour, hammers were anti-armour, axes were anti-armour (because the combination of weight, a smaller blade area, and a generally blunter blade allowed them to "slash" plate armour that swords struggled against). The spear is of the type designed for plate armour, yes, but it's not the main draw of the weapon. The whole appeal of the poleaxe is having a variety of strike options on one weapon, which is why many had interchangeable heads.
Well to be honest with you you could do much better then sticking with him as he is going to need help and protection from Real Men. He will not last long because he is nothing but a paper shuffler, soft hands probably never done A Hard Day's labor in his life. You would be much better off hooking up with a smart Tradesmen, someone who knows how to work hard all day long and can take it because the truth is most men aren't built like real men anymore. Lots of soy boys out there, soft as babyshit LOL PS I don't mean anything personal I'm just speaking in hypothetical and general terms. Peace out😊
@@christianwoods7749 I was under the impression that the Bec had a hammer with a flat face. The detail of three or four prongs belonged to the Lucerne Hammer. And yes it was terrifyingly efficient!
Idk not to be that guy but a pole axe feels like a bad choice, it would get stuck on things fairly easy. Pretty sure pole axes are also made to puncher or strike armor, you could use a durable sword or mace with better results considering the zombies would be unarmored 🤓 This reinforced my distrust in lawyers if anything
For a second I thought you were talking about What Remains of Edith Finch and not htkam, and I was fully prepared to accept that one of the family members was just a nerd (affectionate)
It's more accurately a "Bec de Corbin (crows beak)," a variation of the polehammer. It was used in medieval France (as the name suggests), and it consists of a pick or claw on one side to peirce and peel away enemy platemail and a hammer to crush an enemy inside thier platemail.
i dont know.. i think piercing weapons are some of the worst weapons to have in a zoombie apocalypse. cuz 1. they dont feel pain. 2. they can get stuck. 3. you would have to aim for the head which is a skull and its highly likely it can get stuck. 1v1 "might" not be a problem. add to that if you miss now your wide open and it will take sometime to reset. i really think the baseball bat is probably the best tool. or other blunt objects.
@@dnegel9546 ofc this entirely depends on what kind of zombie we're dealing with. Not every lore allows for death at a head strike or has that as the sole weakness
@@magicrainbowkitties1023 yeah and also we dont know of its transmitted through blood. so getting blood on you could also be a factor in the type of weapon used.
It has driven me crazy for years that TWD's characters are primarily armed with knives. Even after the time skip, when Eugene had 6 years to teach them the Phalanx, and they still resort to shanking as the primary anti-Z method
@Dilbot Using a spear with reach is a much lower risk than using a knife lol How much stabbing experience do you have with a knife that you’d feel more comfortable being inches from something trying to eat you than feet away with a knife at the end of a stick?
@@phillipalexander7862 At the end of the day the best weapon is the one you feel comfortable actually using. They certainly have a bunch of theoretical disadvantages to overcome but the apocalypse at the current point in the show has been going for YEARS. It's hard to undo years of preferences that were good enough to keep you alive up to that point. plus I mean, its a show and knife fighting the zombies adds more tension for the viewers for basically free
@@ricardorascon88 A katana is a single utility weapon. It's a sword, and that's it - you can't use it as anything else. It's also limited and all but useless in close melee situations. The polearm in the video makes more sense.
Bro is def that one guy in a zombie movie/show that appears in the first episode, vanishes, and then reappears several seasons later being a vet at slaying zombies whilst everyone thought he was dead
@Slater Blanchard I think Robin would largely agree with your sentiment. They're not something most people need day to day. But that wasn't the application in question here
I think this weapon is a very poor choice. when you swing it towards a zombies head, it's going to get embedded into the skull. larger blunt weapons make more sense because you can keep swinging without ever getting stuck. sledgehammers, baseball bats, the classics.
@Lostpockets 222 sledgehammers are too heavy for protracted use, a warhmmer like this has a Blunt head on one side, which is historically was used when wanting to prevent the problem you mention
Would you also want your hand gripping the end of the weapon that is in covered with decomposing humans bits and blood. Even the handle part would be kind of gross let alone the smashing end
@@fefega but this has happened before in the comics someone made him forget about him being superman and he just lived like a regular person until obviously he realizes he was an indestructible alien with super strength and speed but he did forget about being superman and that makes sense because he was raised as a human and then became superman like batman
Can you imagine this dude swinging this around while one guy is staring evaluating whether or not he should buy one in case of zombie apocalypse? Lol. I know I’d probably buy one if that was the sales pitch.
@@yagami87 i couldn't help but laugh at the juxtaposition of office attire and medieval melee weaponry. But once i catch my breath I'd have to ask why would i buy one if I got a scrappy little Arc-Welder and all the bits and bobs to make a ghetto-version of this contraption myself, in my basement ... IF that was a sales pitch, which i obviously ain't. It just got that Vibe ^^P And let's be honest. Whatever a door-to door salesman in the Zombie apocalypse would be offering, would also be worth listenening to,.'Cuz there wouldn't be many of his kind left out there. And still doin that job speaks volume sabout how much he believes in his product. ;-D
Have you never heard of zombiegoboom? They were a channel from years ago that tested all sorts of different weapons on zombie heads that replicate real life bone density. I don’t know if their videos are still all on TH-cam but that channel was goated
There's knight fighting leagues in most countries (which is nuts by the way) so the gear's pretty common. I always imagined in a zombie apocalypse there'd be giant groups of knights just dominating. But you never see it
I agree with swapping the beak out. Having a hammer and ax combination in a hypothetical zombie or weir ninja-bunny apocalypse can help break light barriers if the pole hammer is redesigned in the right ways.
@@goazer2 A bigger problem is that zombies don't exactly die easily... A poleaxe will get stuck and doesn't have enough weight behind it to really destroy any limbs. If we're allowing medieval weaponry then a polemace would be my preferred weapon. The range of the poleaxe, but a head far more suited for crushing legs and heads. It's also far less likely to get stuck in a heated situation. If we're disallowing medieval weaponry, any long ranged clubbing instrument would be ideal. Baseball bats, hurleys (if you're Irish) etc. If you just need to damage the brain slightly, then I'd just go with a spear/halberd.
@@pagatryx5451 K- this guy knows what's up.'Breaking' a zombie is way more important than any attempt to 'kill' it- at least in settings wherein they don't rely on their brains to keep functioning.
@@pagatryx5451 Another consideration is that the hammer he uses was designed to be used from horseback so if you use horses for transport it would work well.
Hell yeah. Maybe the contestants could pick their zombie apocalypse load out, and go through simulated tests to see who could survive different situations. Like they could do tests in open fields with waves of zombies, and then do ones in narrow hallways to see who can reach the end, different scenarios. Could be a pretty cool show.
@@DontBeMad911 The guy looks like a very rich yet very fucking strong and badass character, and by the choice of his weapon, i can tell you that he'd use the weirdest shit and make a whole deal out of it
If he was in a zombie movie/game, he looks like he would be a mild-mannered lawyer or businessman who is not about to let some zombies ruin his day or his new suit 😅
Well if it's all you got then a sword would definitely be way better than being unarmed but the only way to effectively make use of a sword would be to have a shield
I understand swords as a choice though. They're plain devastating on unarmored targets and very easy to carry on the body. I sure as shit wouldnt say no to a Poleax though
@@1stCallipostle People underestimate armor. Spears are also meant for unarmored/lightly armored targets. Poleaxes are for heavy armor, but you don't attack through the armor, you use the weapon to pull or knock them down and kill them while they're defenseless on the ground. Against zombies, swords aren't very good because real swords are light and flexible for slashing and aren't really meant to decapitate, and they certainly won't easily slash through a skull. In the end, even if you use a sword, you'll use it the same as a spear by thrusting into the head of the zombie, except you'll be closer to the zombie than necessary and are more likely to damage the weapon.
depends on what zombies we are talking about, it they are living corpses, parasite, or a virus and how is it spreding ? particles in the air ? blood? or something else entierly are they slow roting walking corpses or fast and agile, how smart they are ? do they act as a hive mind ? do they walk alone or are they gathering into large hordes, and last: do not fight zombies unless its you're only option and you can't run away/ have to get in somewhere at all cost
Just try not to use the beak in a melee. Beak getting stuck between the ribs or the skull will lock the weapon in place until you free it. If you’re in that position, surrounded by zombos, that means you’ve LOST the weapon, and are now at risk. Doesn’t invalidate the weapon. Just puts a caveat on one of its critical features.
Nah, the beak's too short and tapered (especially with the curve) for that to be much of an issue. If it were longer, maybe. Besides, it might get a tiny bit stuck, but a good tug should get it off. (Pardon the innuendo. 🤖🍑)
@@robinswords No, it's a Bec de Corbin. You can tell by the primary and secondary uses. Doing a google search on "Bec de Corbin" will yield photos of the exact weapon the guy is holding. Doing a search on "Pole Axe" shows a completely different weapon.
You could also use it as a climbing tool. Run up on a fence you can't touch the top of? Use the hook on the top and climb up it. Can't get to a window? Slam the book into the wood under it, climb it and grab the window ledge.
@@ulfricstormcloak7629it would he very similar it would exchange functions for others. Like the side spike can be use for armor piercing, and the climbing tool the pierce and hook move being unique to the shape. The hammer can be use well as a hammer, that has allot of applications. The ax has the cuting potential to take down doors or cut wood and has allot of functionalities. Maybe a better choice as you mention is the ax and hammer convination
It works if the zombies ain't running, if zombies are walking, trust me, worst case scenarios and all that how it starts, literally leaving a small population to defend themselves against zombies, the only weapon in abundance you need, is literally a hammer. Movies and shit makes zombies look like omg we are doomed, if you are stupid, yes, if you have few braincells, you realise it's only hard the first week. 1 person, 5' 7 100 pounds can kill up to 200 to 300 zombies in an hour, I'm not even worried. Group up 10 to 20 guys, homemade armor with paper, weapons, mace, hammer plastic shields, can wipe out 200 - 300 in 10 minutes. The only real threat are people, and wild animals.
@@nieznajomy7 No, no. He's right, at least about classical zombies. Something like necromorphs though... would need more than a couple people with bight-proof armor and some solid bats.
@@AshernCaelia how. You can't just bonk lightly zombies with hammer and expect them to just die. It really depends why they are zombies in the first case, but if you will destroy brain of the zombie, hammer is probably inside of the head and theres high chance it can get stuck and if you fight more than one zombie you won't have time to pull it out. However it would be really reasonable to make makeshift armor (for example from paper, like in train to busan).
@@ajstyles5704this is one of the reasons I appreciate Shaun of the Dead, cause every other zombie movie I’m like why don’t they just run down the street and hit them with blunt objects
An effective recommendation for zombie melee weapons should factor in the number of zombies you expect to deal with per minute, their average speed, how easily they are permanently incapacitated, and how much physical exertion is needed on your part to slay each zombie. This weapon looks reasonable if you're dealing with a relatively small number of semi-slow zombies, but it seems likely to drain your energy quickly after a few hundred take downs, and seems to assume zombies will stop approaching after one or two strikes. A lighter weight and extremely sharp katana with long-ish range could be an attractive alternative in some zombie configurations.
Absolutely the type of dude that would walk up to you during a zombie apocalypse "why hello there good sir!" NOPE...we aren't doing this, keep walking.
“And if you need to gain access to a building, well…”
Neighbor: “honey he’s right outside the window again”
I'm alerting the town guard, you ruffian!
🤣🤣🤣
nice sunless seas pfp
Nice
"Stop spying on Mr. Kent, Dorothy. He's a good boy. Remember him from Smallville."
Imagine surviving months, barely getting by, you lost your group, food’s low, water’s even worse. One day you hear a commotion, you run to see this man in perfect clean clothing with loafers and glasses on, absolutely crushing a horde with that hand-in-pocket stance
That would be soul crushing. But the world is a big place.
@@dazzlemasseur in a zombie apocalypse it prolly seems a lot smaller tho
That's a super hero origin story if I've ever heard one lol 🤣🤣
I would run..
This sounds a lot like the whole "Fear an old man in a profession where men die young" or...I forget the quote, but the whole Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy thing about the towel. Something to the general effect of "Many people can get through crazy situations, but if a man can do that with a bathtowel, and kept the bathtowel clean - that is NOT a man you want to mess with."
Only a true gentleman understands the importance of a well pressed suit and a medieval pole arm during a zombie apocalypse.
🤮
Just like a true kingsman!
Reminds me of my fallout character when I’m hunting ghouls
Nice....impressive....now let's see paul allen's pole arm
Yes
Pointy Stick +
-No ammo required
-Really cool
Somehow I think your arm will wear off before conservative guys run out of ammo😂
Last estimate is that we have a trillion rounds. That means rural America has 126 rounds for every person on earth and just under 500 million guns to shoot that ammo out of and that number is just sales since we started counting in 1994.
That is why in the zombie movies cities are overrun by flesh eating brain dead Democrats while the rural farmer is drinking a beer with his friends and going zombie hunting.
Cities are filled with terrified screams, rural areas have “What a wonderful world,” playing from pickup trucks that are filled from our farm fuel tanks.
Cities, even non zombies are resorting to cannibalism. Rural is kicking back eating fried chicken and corn bread.
Cities are drinking their urine. Rural are complaining we had to reinstall the hand pump on the well but at least we get to tell our beautiful wives that we were right to hang onto all that stuff she called junk.
Zombies in rural areas can’t hardly make it past the bear traps and barbed wire let alone Cletus who has been dropping deer at 500 yards since he was in pull-ups.
Quiet
@@Duran762no
@@blacksabbath5300 i thinkhe means "quiet" as in "and it is quiet too"
@@NoOne-hc6zfI see you
What a distinguished zombie annihilating gentleman
Yes very distiguished yes 🧐
@@betteroywoth2445 Ah, hoh hoh hoh hoh!
@niggbalz6910yes I can too see the easily accessible displayed statistics that anyone can figure out with a glance and not use your reply at all.
He might have a bulletproof, hud having umbrella taser gun.
My man bringing corporate warfare to a new level.
It's so crazy that we've mastered protecting ourselves against zombies when they don't even exist
Yet.
It’s bound to happen one day some scientist will experiment and bring the plague maybe not in our days but I bet someone stupid enough will start it
preparedness is key. havent you watched any zombie shows? the old redneck guy is always the one who survives, and thats because hes armed asf
@@hilosky I was just gonna say this lol
@@hiloskyrealistically, the military would handle it pretty fast. If they can fend off intelligent armed enemies, they'd surely kill all those rotten creatures that can't even walk straight.
This is the guy in the office who is very passionate about one specific thing.
RL Dwight
That's called a special interest, they are likely autistic, possibly ADHD
- What do you like?
- Middle age weapons.
- Ok... What can you provide to our business?
- Middle age weapons.
- Damn you're in.
This comment is gold
I’ve been saying this ever sence I’ve seen the walking dead
Now I see how supermans disguise works
Just like Tony Hawk!
I didn’t know I needed a man in suspenders to tell me the ideal weapon for a zombie apocalypse but this is a good vibe
I agree. I dig it.
@@mattjack3983 same
@@mattjack3983 same
bro got a dumpy
He's ripped as hell, dont let the suspenders fool you.
Basically, if there is a zombie apocalypse, don't raid the nearest army base or police station. Look for your nearest museum.
Even better if you know a friend who's into welding/smithing.
Chances are, they've already got a zombie plan.
The condition of any such weapons found in a museum is questionable at best; I suppose it depends on what type of museum it is, but I don't think many would have anything as useful or robust as what you'd need.
Don't try to raid nearest army base in any circumstances. It won't work.
@@D.H.1082 this i have so many stupid weapon like things I have welded up when it is slow at work and I am bored that I bring home. Just need to make some handles for them lol
@@RampageRich My brother is the same way, only worse, lmao. He couldn't get a job as a welder, so he just bought a couple for the house.
he's the guy who reappears 7 seasons after his "death" as a legendary killer of zombies
If you never see their dead body, they never actually died, now this doesn’t actually apple if they are incinerated, say in a giant explosion…
I was literally saying he looks like the guy the protagonist (s) underestimate in the beginning before getting absolutely bodied by him.
@@jeesperflipson8138 well unless you actually see them blow up/get incinerated, they can always come back for example in an episode of Smallvile Chloe’s (fun fact her actress was involved in a human trafficking case/scandal.) safe-house blows up after she enters it, but she shows up several episodes later completely or at the very least mostly unharmed (it’s been a while since I last watched the show). This is only possible since they never showed a death scene.
Also even if you see a body they can still live via shenanigans, an example being Jason Todd who depending on the iteration was revived when Superboy Prime punched reality, via the Lazarus Pit or some mix of the two.
@@Captain-J-Amadaeus I know
No he seems like the one to hide the fact that hes been bitten
He's convinced that he's holding the best zombie defense weapon that has been or will ever be thought of. I admire the dedication he has to the cause. As you can see...this man spared no words or effort in his quest to drive this apocalypse prep-changing point home. His biggest surprise, however, will be on Z-Day when he rips his clothes off to expose the cape and the big "S" on his chest he's been hiding from everyone at the Daily Planet all this time.
MELEE weapon, not all around best weapon.
I would love to see him as a post-apocalyptic merchant who acts like a door-to-door salesman in the most urgent situation.
There is a video called "shamwow guy in jail" by college humor that is very similair to what you are describing.
@@PhoenixGameMovies just checked it, basically that, but he's fighting the hoard while doing it.
I'd pay to watch that.
I'll smoke and watch that
They whole time he's using what he's trying to sell to you to show it works lol
It's so nice for Clark Kent to teach us about self defense in the Zombie Apocalypse, such a kind person.
This what happened after he got fired in the daily planet.
@@cosmicsans3997 ya covid was rough on the print industry.
Clark Kent so kind
He doesn't have that much to do in this timeline
@@cosmicsans3997 IDK, I kinda feel that he got on the bad side of that random ass rich guy named Bruce Wayne and the dude just black listed him from the industry.
This the kinda financial advisor I need
@Dont_click_this_profileetrolling?
bro does look like a financial advisor 😂
@Dont_click_this_profilee dont worry we wont
@@Nightshroud142 yeah
What I don’t understand about most zombie movies and games is how every military on planet earth has somehow been defeated but teenagers and people with 0 combat training somehow survive the longest
Exactly my thoughts. I think the idea is that the zombies were just too plentiful, but if you've ever seen a heavy machine gun at work you'd know that those hordes would be hamburger pretty quick.
@@king_z0g exactly
@@king_z0gNot exactly
The military had to go straight to the battle and get overrun while regular people were able to keep going
@@Billy-js6mv but there’s a higher density of civilians than there are military personnel and with all that weaponry and armour it makes no sense for every single military on earth to be defeated but for civilians with 0 training to somehow survive the longest the military has tanks machine guns nukes etc etc
I love the visual of this guy calmly fighting zombies with a medieval pole hammer
Someone needs to animate digital Zombies being slaughtered as he does those moves in this video lol
In a suit.
@@Brandon_Renegade hahaha yes
i like hes in a half suit and suspenders swinging a medieval weapon
crowd control proffesional
When your accountant goes off on a wild tangent
Made me genuinely laugh out loud. I needed that laugh, thanks.
Lmao you got me
Sir I need an audit on my business accounts, not how this weapon would work
na he got that 🤓 look
So... How's my investments looking this quarter Jack?
Jack: If you put enough thrust, you can crack clean through their skull
Having this character in your party will grant you + 7 in weaponry and + 10 in finance management
m&b bannerlord be like 💀
and + 2 persuasion
bros playing project zomboid irl
Well, we know darn well that the half orc barbarian isn’t going to be the one who is managing the group’s finances.
@@JakeSafetyMan 💀
So nice of Clark Kent to teach us about this tip
Imagine it's a zombie apocalypse and this man just becomes a door to door sales man
I would buy one
if you don't let him in he can still gain access to your building.
Imagine he gets a tv channel back up where he just sells weapons or utilities
@Dont_click_this_profilee Alright, I won't :)
I would use my good ol' machete😂
You know we're in trouble when Clark Kent starts giving zombie apocolypse advice...
Krytonite zombies
@@robosing225 is it the pink kind?
@@gasstovegaming4023 They be eating a different kind of meat
@@aprettydumbperson ** clapping sounds intensifies**
@@morning5tarr ahh~ hnnng~~ b-batmmman! nnnh - superman
Man really is prepared for a zombie apocalypse and is even training in his office attire to be ready in any situation
It only works for a 1v1 though. His thing will get stuck in the first one and another will keep walking towards him and it's gonna a be pretty much impossible with a large group
@@w花b bro's acting like zombies aren't decaying mess. Like yeah sure the metal will get stuck sure sure.
@@w花b That's true, but my main issue is that pole hammers are originally anti-armor weapons which are inherently heavier than most weapons, he did choose a medium sized pole hammer so it's less heavy but if he wanted to rely on a piercing weapon with speed and range he could've just went for the age old spear, I think that's the best possible piercing weapon
Although it's debatable if piercing weapons are the best choice, because blunt and slashing weapons have their own advantages
@@segbhfrdgthyb576 He's not relying on the armour penetration of just the spear, you misunderstand anti-armour weapons of medieval times- maces were anti-armour, hammers were anti-armour, axes were anti-armour (because the combination of weight, a smaller blade area, and a generally blunter blade allowed them to "slash" plate armour that swords struggled against). The spear is of the type designed for plate armour, yes, but it's not the main draw of the weapon. The whole appeal of the poleaxe is having a variety of strike options on one weapon, which is why many had interchangeable heads.
@@segbhfrdgthyb576spear ist too long lol
"Sir this is a Wendy's drive thru"
AAAAHAHAHAHAHA 🤣
If I see this well dressed man with a Crows Beak in the apocalypse, I’m gunna stick by him. That’s the main character.
Zombie: grabs the weapon
I believe it is a short Lucerne Hammer. I could be wrong though!
@@agissamarakis2685its called a Bec De Corbin - "Crows Beak" one of the most versatile medieval weapons ever made.
Well to be honest with you you could do much better then sticking with him as he is going to need help and protection from Real Men. He will not last long because he is nothing but a paper shuffler, soft hands probably never done A Hard Day's labor in his life. You would be much better off hooking up with a smart Tradesmen, someone who knows how to work hard all day long and can take it because the truth is most men aren't built like real men anymore. Lots of soy boys out there, soft as babyshit LOL
PS I don't mean anything personal I'm just speaking in hypothetical and general terms. Peace out😊
@@christianwoods7749 I was under the impression that the Bec had a hammer with a flat face. The detail of three or four prongs belonged to the Lucerne Hammer. And yes it was terrifyingly efficient!
Just fell asleep to this and it must have played about 600 times. No problem.
i wont blame you. his voice is really calming
@@Anton_Kankkunenyeah i dont know what it is. He just sounds very comforting and kind even tho he's talking about killing people with a pole axe XD
I bet you had some interesting dreams
Did some math it will take about 7.7 hours so checks out
@@SquishyTheBerrieszombies not people.
Man I never thought my lawyer would be this helpful in the apocalypse
Better call Saul, for anything
When did Aticus finch get buff
@@qeryuu800 I'm sure he always was besides Aticus build is on gun fu
Lawyer? Here was my dumb ass thinking it was my accountant....
Idk not to be that guy but a pole axe feels like a bad choice, it would get stuck on things fairly easy. Pretty sure pole axes are also made to puncher or strike armor, you could use a durable sword or mace with better results considering the zombies would be unarmored 🤓 This reinforced my distrust in lawyers if anything
Honestly, never thought I'd see a weapons demonstration from a man wearing a collared shirt and tie but here we are.
Why is Clark Kent lecturing me about zombie survival?
Yooo fr😂
Because he cares.
The real Question is why arent you getting a Poleaxe, when Clark Kent just warned you about the coming Zombie Apocalypse?
His dad's a zombie 😔
Maybe you're really on Krypton but in it's zombie apocalypse instead of the core explosion apoc.
Never thought Atticus Finch would teach me how to survive a zombie attack
Underrated comment alert!
The long awaited sequel "To Kill A Mocking Zombie"
@@PikaCheeks "we need to hit it with the Moon."
To kill the same mockingbird…again
For a second I thought you were talking about What Remains of Edith Finch and not htkam, and I was fully prepared to accept that one of the family members was just a nerd (affectionate)
I never would’ve thought I’d see Clark Kent teaching me that a pole axe would be great in a zombie apocalypse
He looks like the love child of Clark Kent and Patrick Bateman.
It's more accurately a "Bec de Corbin (crows beak)," a variation of the polehammer. It was used in medieval France (as the name suggests), and it consists of a pick or claw on one side to peirce and peel away enemy platemail and a hammer to crush an enemy inside thier platemail.
That’s interesting trivia, thank you
I swear when nerds go outside they be thinking of dumbshit🤣
@@gyro2846”Let’s see Paul Allen’s weapon of choice”
This is the most convincing pitch I've ever heard
Damn. This guy just singlehandedly changed zombie warfare. Blacksmiths are going to have so many orders for waist height pole axes.
Until someone remembers what prions are...
i dont know.. i think piercing weapons are some of the worst weapons to have in a zoombie apocalypse. cuz
1. they dont feel pain.
2. they can get stuck.
3. you would have to aim for the head which is a skull and its highly likely it can get stuck.
1v1 "might" not be a problem.
add to that if you miss now your wide open and it will take sometime to reset.
i really think the baseball bat is probably the best tool. or other blunt objects.
@@dnegel9546 ofc this entirely depends on what kind of zombie we're dealing with. Not every lore allows for death at a head strike or has that as the sole weakness
@@magicrainbowkitties1023 yeah and also we dont know of its transmitted through blood. so getting blood on you could also be a factor in the type of weapon used.
@@dnegel9546 Tho in any situation of walking corpses I imagine getting rotting blood on or in your person would be a most unpleasant experience
""And if you need to gain access to a building, well, this video's budget wasn't high enough to cover a window replacement. "
Underrated Comment 😂😂😂
Can you imagine looking out your window and seeing Clark Kent swinging around a weapon
I was thinking young Larry King myself lol
CClark Kent
"supertwinkman"
Dude, I was about to say that he looked like Nerdy Henry Cavill.
@@Squirrelanditsnutz a) henry cavill is already nerdy b) that's why he was cast as superman/clark kent. perfect fit
;)
A man in formal overalls using a melee weapon, did not ever expect to cross that one off my bucket list
He's the type of guy in the movie who hands the ideal weapon to the person who doesn't freeze when shit goes down.
Yeah, this guy would definitely be an ideal member of any group because you know he would absolutely do what he can and not lie about his abilities.
Ayep, the MVP supporting char that sets the protagonist on the right path.
@@DinnerForkTongue but also the first to die because he's too useful
@@arthitjohn7125
That's right, rule of drama and all. Survival is not drama with a dude like this around the protags.
Or dies completely and immediately, in a convenient location for a main character to find his shit before a big fight.
Bros rocking the Clark kent fit and giving us zombie advice
Looks like Clark Kent, and moves like Abraham Lincoln in the "Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter" movie 😂
Definitely rocking it.
Clark Kent in mom loafers educates us on how to strategically defend ourselves from the undead. Seems pretty reasonable
Bro even has a tie clip to hold it all together
That's what i thought too! He's writing for the daily planet about zombies! 😅🤣👍🏻 like bro, you're superman, you're gonna be fine!
It has driven me crazy for years that TWD's characters are primarily armed with knives. Even after the time skip, when Eugene had 6 years to teach them the Phalanx, and they still resort to shanking as the primary anti-Z method
They were British.
Tbf, they already experienced using knives and light/medium melee weapon.
@@hafirenggayudayou don't need much skill to stab with a pointy stick. And it's a lot safer
@Dilbot Using a spear with reach is a much lower risk than using a knife lol How much stabbing experience do you have with a knife that you’d feel more comfortable being inches from something trying to eat you than feet away with a knife at the end of a stick?
@@phillipalexander7862 At the end of the day the best weapon is the one you feel comfortable actually using. They certainly have a bunch of theoretical disadvantages to overcome but the apocalypse at the current point in the show has been going for YEARS. It's hard to undo years of preferences that were good enough to keep you alive up to that point.
plus I mean, its a show and knife fighting the zombies adds more tension for the viewers for basically free
"The perfect weapon doesn´t exist."
The perfect weapon:
Ah yes the weapon merchant found late in the game. He has all the high tier weapons and teaches all the high tier skills.
I can see that
Definitely LVL 75+
Ah yes the loser found in the TH-cam comment section. He has no life experience and relates everything he sees to a video game.
In Okami, you could pay a million yen to gain the "piss on enemies" move, and two million for "shit mine"
examina reference?
he reached the expert rank
"You can use it as a walking stick."
Damn, I'm sold
just don't trip forward
@@NimbleSnekfree trip to heaven or free trip to the ground. I prefer my polehammer
Would rather use katana like michone in walking dead
Okay calm down there Mr Clark Kent. We all know you don't need no "PoLe AxE" when you literally got heat ray vision
@@ricardorascon88 A katana is a single utility weapon. It's a sword, and that's it - you can't use it as anything else. It's also limited and all but useless in close melee situations. The polearm in the video makes more sense.
Bro is def that one guy in a zombie movie/show that appears in the first episode, vanishes, and then reappears several seasons later being a vet at slaying zombies whilst everyone thought he was dead
Hey yo that’s morgan from twd
@@christopheriberdy5166 Morgan is a certified badass
@@christopheriberdy5166 Morgan and Merle
Such a shame how they ruined that show
@@DylanHart8 I’m on season 6 rn it’s pretty good so far
This would be my last idea, but dude made so many good points that I want 3 now
When you gotta win that case at 3pm, but fight off zombies at 5pm.
This is a template I've never seen in 10 years 🤣
i respect it 🔥
Everybody's a gangsta until Rob pulls up wit the poleaxe.
It’s a military war hammer! Not a pole axe!
The Plaxe
@@kinzieconrad105 it’s actually a Polearm.
@@kinzieconrad105 it's a bec de Corbin, or raven's beak
*Clark* not rob
I love to see a well dressed chap well armed
Excellent choice of weapon as well, need to add it to my Code Z armory
Yes very well armed, until somebody shoots him in the face for pulling a sword out. Weapons of the past are cool but they aren’t practical.
@Slater Blanchard I think Robin would largely agree with your sentiment. They're not something most people need day to day. But that wasn't the application in question here
I love this comment
I think this weapon is a very poor choice. when you swing it towards a zombies head, it's going to get embedded into the skull. larger blunt weapons make more sense because you can keep swinging without ever getting stuck.
sledgehammers, baseball bats, the classics.
@Lostpockets 222 sledgehammers are too heavy for protracted use, a warhmmer like this has a Blunt head on one side, which is historically was used when wanting to prevent the problem you mention
He looks like the world’s strongest dad that will defend us from the Zombie Apocalypse.
Meanwhile in the alternate universe, Clark Ken is a weapon salesman.
He can never be Superman
@@epgamer1145 That's what normal people think about Clark Kent until they realized he was.
Honestly I'd totally read a one off of Clark Kent as a mild mannered zombie disposal expert
@@garrettblade6127 if you think Clark Kent is Superman, that's the equivalent of thinking Bruce Wayne is Batman
@@3katfoxBRO i even thought Clark Kent as representative from Vector selling Vectors 😭
“You can use it as a walking stick”
*Slips and falls with head onto the spear”
Uhhhhh, OOPS!
At least you can't become a walker then.
Another moment
Would you also want your hand gripping the end of the weapon that is in covered with decomposing humans bits and blood. Even the handle part would be kind of gross let alone the smashing end
Phew, could thing I brought a spare
The message I get from this vid is...
When there's a zombie apocalypse, always go MEDIEVAL on their asses.
"pretty fucking far from ok"
I mean all medieval stuff is designed for heavy melee combat, amma takes up room
Prep the ballista
@@greyngo Zed's dead, baby.
@@robot4268 prep the catapult
“And the zombie can’t walk up the club.-“
Neighbor: “Honey, go get my shot gun.”
Never thought I’d be taught zombie apocalypse survival by Clark Kent
OMG I SEE IT
He is Clark Cent
Lmao
Also looks like a younger Ralph Caspers. Equal amount of greatness
This man comes home from being a lawyer and immediately becomes a survival expert
You have the right to survive the apocalypse.
reject law. embrace zombie appocalypse!
Could be the plot of an anime
We need a short film produced with just this guys flinging his hammer axe around killing zombies like a professional
Killing zombies like a professional homeowner, using a pole axe from the U.S. Forest Service.
Yeah, he doesn’t look like a professional zombie killer, just a professional. Like, an accountant or something. 😂
Grocery store clerk.
Yes, and he wears this suit for the whole movie xD
great suggestion dude
Impressive. Now let's see Paul Allen's favourite zombie apocalypse weapon of choice.
You know in the actual apocalypse these kinda guys are gonna be handing out missions.
Facts
And the weapon is definitely the reward.
Yup. I'll die on one of those missions. But I'll do my best
Mr. Rogers grandson be slayin zombies in penny loafers wielding a medieval weapon. What a time to be alive.
I’m dying fucking mr. Rogers 🤣
@@ARCONLEY Necrophilia is a crime, also a pretty weird way to go out.
@@Captain-J-Amadaeus doesn’t matter if I’m dying😈🤷🏻♂️😭🤣, clever comeback! I should edit it but ima keep it like that
lol
@@Captain-J-Amadaeus this is why punctuation is important.
And with a weapon that has that sort of length, you my good sir won’t have to worry about getting blood on your suit
Blood can splatter pretty far away, especially when you apply strong force
Spy approves
i've been obsessed with these particular weapons for a while now, they're very cool & very underrepresented
That outfit gives him +1 CHR and honestly it's the apocalypse, you're gonna need that charisma.
Nah man, just get perception and you'll be able to see everything before everything sees you
@@TnD_BigJax you won't see any discounts at venders either 😅
@@DM-jd7sz The becomes free whenever you want because you get to know whether the shopkeep is looking at you or not.
He looks Goofy AF
I love his passion but I can't help but think he looks like Clark Kent if he forgot he was Superman and got really into a new hobby
He looks like a lesbian XD
"Clark Kent is Superman? That's impossible, Superman definitely isn't the kind of man to be too much into medieval weapons."
why is clark so caked up is my question
@@fefega but this has happened before in the comics someone made him forget about him being superman and he just lived like a regular person until obviously he realizes he was an indestructible alien with super strength and speed but he did forget about being superman and that makes sense because he was raised as a human and then became superman like batman
You say as if its a bad thing
He went HARD on the 2 handed example 😂
This man has gone hard on every LARP he ever played. Show some respect.
I went a little hard
Second place at the lightsaber tournament against other loser nerds
@@darknihilist1024 Well that is just not a nice thing to say.
@@michaelweise6702 blow me
Awesome, the practicality of the weapon having practical uses as well as just combat makes it more valuable than things like swords or guns
Mf just got out of church and decided to tell everyone the most effective zombie fighting weapon 💀
I mean people who look like this are actually more dangerous than a gangster because they are virtuest
😂😂
@Dont_click_this_profile_didn't ask
'When Jesus Christ said he would resurrect the dead, I thought he meant something else' Hershel Greene
@@maverickcrow6252 i mean yeah he would ressurect the dead a perfect resurrection not the evil scienctist kind
this guy has got to be the weirdest door-to-door salesman you'll ever meet
Can you imagine this dude swinging this around while one guy is staring evaluating whether or not he should buy one in case of zombie apocalypse? Lol. I know I’d probably buy one if that was the sales pitch.
@@yagami87 i couldn't help but laugh at the juxtaposition of office attire and medieval melee weaponry.
But once i catch my breath I'd have to ask why would i buy one if I got a scrappy little Arc-Welder and all the bits and bobs to make a ghetto-version of this contraption myself, in my basement ...
IF that was a sales pitch, which i obviously ain't. It just got that Vibe ^^P
And let's be honest. Whatever a door-to door salesman in the Zombie apocalypse would be offering, would also be worth listenening to,.'Cuz there wouldn't be many of his kind left out there. And still doin that job speaks volume sabout how much he believes in his product. ;-D
Literally a 🤓
True but I bought three of them off him. Door sign now says “No Soliciting except girls scouts and polearm dealers”
Weird, but EFFECTIVE.
I didn't even know I Needed a poleax, but I'm now certain that I Must HAVE one, as quickly as possible!
Dudes literally dressed like the zombies JUST appeared, and he's the nerdy well-dressed MC with a heart of gold that dies at the end.
Marlton from Cod Zombies
@@pedrojesusfigueroacovagome6968 frr
YES
You ain't gon run around in a zombie apocalypse in loafers😂
meanwhile the neighbours wondering why Clark Kent is explaining metal on a stick to a phone
Found the best comment on TH-cam already, time to go to sleep
Beat me too it.
Why tf is he dressed like Clark Kent
I wonder if you have to wear the color shirt tie and suspenders if you plan on using this weapon?
fuck!
im too late
thought the same thing
I want this guy to make an hour long video rating different zombie apocalypse weapons. I would so watch it on repeat
Have you never heard of zombiegoboom? They were a channel from years ago that tested all sorts of different weapons on zombie heads that replicate real life bone density. I don’t know if their videos are still all on TH-cam but that channel was goated
@@ChanWoo410 there was a channel back in the day and that was like their entire thing got really big too
Look up zgb productions
I was thinking the same thing you well-established gentleman.
Polearms and chain mail specifically would make you invincible during a zombie apocalypse. This concept is slept on in pretty much all zombie media.
Chain mail ? How can you explain?
@@Skyjumper289 it's pretty hard for scratches and bites to get through, impossible for humans i would say, and still gives you decent mobility.
A thick canvas overall would work
There's knight fighting leagues in most countries (which is nuts by the way) so the gear's pretty common. I always imagined in a zombie apocalypse there'd be giant groups of knights just dominating. But you never see it
@@argus0ia thank you sir your knowledge is appreciated
Hes that one merchant in zombie games whos super friendly and you want to protect no matter what
what are ya buyin?
that also laugh at his own joke
Crazy Dave
Litterly willing to pull out every thing in reserve to protect him cause idk if he can die yet
@@JimmehRulez Wut are yah sellin'?
Ok you've convinced me. Reject gun, embrace pole axe
Iv always been a pole axe Stan. Never thought about it for post apocalyptic scenarios. This blew my mind.
Gun too loud and ammo limited
i know that thing hes wielding isnt the best zombie weapon but if we read what title says it way superior than pistol or riffle
@@smoothmusicful get a silencer or attach a knife to your gun, problem solved. Don't thank me
You'd still want to keep a gun around to take care of the bad humans.
I agree with swapping the beak out. Having a hammer and ax combination in a hypothetical zombie or weir ninja-bunny apocalypse can help break light barriers if the pole hammer is redesigned in the right ways.
No way he did the “I have the power of God and anime on my side” movements. That kid really grew up to be a fine poleaxe wielding gentleman
One of my favorite weapons based on sheer versatility
Yeah but getting one of good quality and maintaining it in a zombie apocalypse is pretty much impossible.
@@goazer2 A bigger problem is that zombies don't exactly die easily... A poleaxe will get stuck and doesn't have enough weight behind it to really destroy any limbs. If we're allowing medieval weaponry then a polemace would be my preferred weapon. The range of the poleaxe, but a head far more suited for crushing legs and heads. It's also far less likely to get stuck in a heated situation.
If we're disallowing medieval weaponry, any long ranged clubbing instrument would be ideal. Baseball bats, hurleys (if you're Irish) etc.
If you just need to damage the brain slightly, then I'd just go with a spear/halberd.
@@pagatryx5451 K- this guy knows what's up.'Breaking' a zombie is way more important than any attempt to 'kill' it- at least in settings wherein they don't rely on their brains to keep functioning.
@@pagatryx5451 Another consideration is that the hammer he uses was designed to be used from horseback so if you use horses for transport it would work well.
Get all the guys like this and put them in a zombie survival reality show
Id pay to watch that
Forged in fire but in a zombie apocalypse.
@@gabrielchin4161 oooh, that’s doable
Hell yeah. Maybe the contestants could pick their zombie apocalypse load out, and go through simulated tests to see who could survive different situations. Like they could do tests in open fields with waves of zombies, and then do ones in narrow hallways to see who can reach the end, different scenarios. Could be a pretty cool show.
They did this! I can’t remember what it was called now but they did a zombie apocalypse survival game show.
If there's ever a zombie apocalypse youlle be seeing me in those dog training suits
He is the anime protagonist the world needs.
search zom 100, the protagonist is not the same, but almost
@@koboldjager2296 zom 100 almost makes me wish there was a zombie outbreak
highschool of the dead XD@@idabblediy
Also suspenders are a great protective mechanism, most zombies won’t attack you because they can’t quite identify you
Clip on suspenders, the man is a fraud.
?
Wait identify what?
Most zombies won't attack you because the drip goes hard!
@Sabizos no, no it’s really not
This dude would be a cool zombie movie character.
How?
@@DontBeMad911 his style
@@DontBeMad911 The guy looks like a very rich yet very fucking strong and badass character, and by the choice of his weapon, i can tell you that he'd use the weirdest shit and make a whole deal out of it
Gay clark kent
If he was in a zombie movie/game, he looks like he would be a mild-mannered lawyer or businessman who is not about to let some zombies ruin his day or his new suit 😅
A polearm spear, a one/two hander, a spike, a hammer, and a club all in one sounds like the ultimate weapon
Finally! This is one of my top melee recommendations for the same scenerio. It bothers me so much how people think swords are the best option
Well if it's all you got then a sword would definitely be way better than being unarmed but the only way to effectively make use of a sword would be to have a shield
@@TheGrimjackfromCPT Wouldn't shield and spear still be better?
@@azearaazymoto461 yeah but that's not the point, I said having a sword would atleast be better than being unarmed
I understand swords as a choice though.
They're plain devastating on unarmored targets and very easy to carry on the body.
I sure as shit wouldnt say no to a Poleax though
@@1stCallipostle People underestimate armor. Spears are also meant for unarmored/lightly armored targets. Poleaxes are for heavy armor, but you don't attack through the armor, you use the weapon to pull or knock them down and kill them while they're defenseless on the ground. Against zombies, swords aren't very good because real swords are light and flexible for slashing and aren't really meant to decapitate, and they certainly won't easily slash through a skull. In the end, even if you use a sword, you'll use it the same as a spear by thrusting into the head of the zombie, except you'll be closer to the zombie than necessary and are more likely to damage the weapon.
Imagine your just running from zombies then a well dressed man just comes out of nowhere and just starts mutilating zombies
With a sharp stick on top of that
depends on what zombies we are talking about, it they are living corpses, parasite, or a virus
and how is it spreding ? particles in the air ? blood? or something else entierly
are they slow roting walking corpses or fast and agile, how smart they are ? do they act as a hive mind ? do they walk alone or are they gathering into large hordes,
and last: do not fight zombies unless its you're only option and you can't run away/ have to get in somewhere at all cost
@@grigoriygrim8190 look he clearly meant George Romero slow zombies you sir are no fun
Just try not to use the beak in a melee.
Beak getting stuck between the ribs or the skull will lock the weapon in place until you free it. If you’re in that position, surrounded by zombos, that means you’ve LOST the weapon, and are now at risk.
Doesn’t invalidate the weapon. Just puts a caveat on one of its critical features.
Nah, the beak's too short and tapered (especially with the curve) for that to be much of an issue. If it were longer, maybe. Besides, it might get a tiny bit stuck, but a good tug should get it off. (Pardon the innuendo. 🤖🍑)
Yeah no. That beak is definitely getting caught in a skull. Leaving you for dead 💀
@@ReggieRed91 Even if it gets stuck, it can be pried out pretty quickly and easily.
Thats why the polehammer is better imo. Crush zombies skulls
@@_ZERO polehammers are great. You also don't need to worry about dulling. They can get stuck, too, though. Haha
A medieval weapons expert dressed as a math teacher is something I didn’t know I needed
You know this actually good for artists that need references
My many years of Dungeons and Dragons have trained me to recognize a Bec De Corbin when I see one.
It's not, it's a lucerne. The pronged hammer being the major identifier
It's a bit of a freaky poleaxe, being both pronged like a lucerne but also sporting a full beak rather than a back-spike.
Gun owners complain about the legal definition of a short barrel rifle but here I've seen at least 3 different names for a poleaxe.
@@chaotickreg7024 there’re way more where that came from
@@robinswords No, it's a Bec de Corbin. You can tell by the primary and secondary uses. Doing a google search on "Bec de Corbin" will yield photos of the exact weapon the guy is holding. Doing a search on "Pole Axe" shows a completely different weapon.
Bro has 40% of what you need in a zombie apocalypse in a weapon☠️
This is like one of those early game weapons that have a good moveset and you could get through the entire game with it
You could also use it as a climbing tool. Run up on a fence you can't touch the top of? Use the hook on the top and climb up it. Can't get to a window? Slam the book into the wood under it, climb it and grab the window ledge.
I knew I forgot to mention something!
@@robinswords Utility and versatility are two of my favorite things in a weapon.
@@robinswords your thought on Axes?
@@ulfricstormcloak7629it would he very similar it would exchange functions for others. Like the side spike can be use for armor piercing, and the climbing tool the pierce and hook move being unique to the shape. The hammer can be use well as a hammer, that has allot of applications. The ax has the cuting potential to take down doors or cut wood and has allot of functionalities. Maybe a better choice as you mention is the ax and hammer convination
Brother must have learned from ezio if zombies ever attack constantinople he'll survive
bro has been preparing for a zombie apocalypse and he looks smart enough to start one
I like to imagine this is what my character in Bloodborne is like when he's just chillin.
underrated comment
also amazing video game choice
Honestly same 😅
Mine looks like Jude Law. I've no clue what he does
Giles has broadened his Watcher duties, Buffy has entered as zombie eradicator, as well as vampire slayer.
Someone needs to edit this man into an actual zombie movie where he's casually killing zombies left and right
It works if the zombies ain't running, if zombies are walking, trust me, worst case scenarios and all that how it starts, literally leaving a small population to defend themselves against zombies, the only weapon in abundance you need, is literally a hammer. Movies and shit makes zombies look like omg we are doomed, if you are stupid, yes, if you have few braincells, you realise it's only hard the first week. 1 person, 5' 7 100 pounds can kill up to 200 to 300 zombies in an hour, I'm not even worried. Group up 10 to 20 guys, homemade armor with paper, weapons, mace, hammer plastic shields, can wipe out 200 - 300 in 10 minutes. The only real threat are people, and wild animals.
@@ajstyles5704 what
@@nieznajomy7 No, no. He's right, at least about classical zombies. Something like necromorphs though... would need more than a couple people with bight-proof armor and some solid bats.
@@AshernCaelia how. You can't just bonk lightly zombies with hammer and expect them to just die. It really depends why they are zombies in the first case, but if you will destroy brain of the zombie, hammer is probably inside of the head and theres high chance it can get stuck and if you fight more than one zombie you won't have time to pull it out.
However it would be really reasonable to make makeshift armor (for example from paper, like in train to busan).
@@ajstyles5704this is one of the reasons I appreciate Shaun of the Dead, cause every other zombie movie I’m like why don’t they just run down the street and hit them with blunt objects
If i used this, I feel I'd break my own legs doing the twirly whirly swing moves
If you do it fast enough you start flying
@@remainprofane7732 Thor "Ah! A person of taste. I like that!"
That's why you practice with a broomstick first.
Just don't do it then, zombies aren't easily impressed and girls think guns are sexier in the apocalypse.
Just don't hit your legs
Someone call this guy and make him a shop keeper in days gone 2
YEEEEESSSSSSS Can we PLEASE get this game!!!!!!!
Is days gone 2 confirmed I thought it got cancelled?
@@existenceseemstobefutile1200 It is still cancelled
@@nachtderuntoten3682 sadness
@@existenceseemstobefutile1200 The game is a shining example of why publishers should let devs fix game-breaking bugs before releasing the game.
An effective recommendation for zombie melee weapons should factor in the number of zombies you expect to deal with per minute, their average speed, how easily they are permanently incapacitated, and how much physical exertion is needed on your part to slay each zombie. This weapon looks reasonable if you're dealing with a relatively small number of semi-slow zombies, but it seems likely to drain your energy quickly after a few hundred take downs, and seems to assume zombies will stop approaching after one or two strikes. A lighter weight and extremely sharp katana with long-ish range could be an attractive alternative in some zombie configurations.
Absolutely the type of dude that would walk up to you during a zombie apocalypse "why hello there good sir!" NOPE...we aren't doing this, keep walking.
It's a Bec de corbin if you want to buy one
"I dare say it's a good day for a light slaying" lol
Ngl he's one of the perfect people to befriend if you're a doomsday junkie just waiting for the next global tragedy to happen.