"Why do you disappoint me? Second...by second...you waste my time. The only reason God doesn't erase you from the face of the Earth, is because you amuse him, somehow."
thats such a good point. all that happens is that a tiny shake shows up. the aqua teens do various activities with him. then ezekiel gets abudcted by his chess opponent.
"you know why I put coco butter smell in there..? Because I want prostitutes to feel welcome. I DON'T want them to feel like it's a death trap." Carl is so considerate
@Omnivertical I know what a genius is. I don't know who this actor is. And I don't feel like doing research, so since you all seem to know him, educate me. This is your moment to shine.
"Why do you disappoint me? Second, by second you waste my time! The only reason god doesn't erase you from the Earth, is because you amuse him somehow!"
It's not mentioned in the clip but when baby shake said "I wanna play racecar" I straight up assumed he said "race card" for many years before I paid attention.
I appreciate this epiosde for acknowledging that, despite the countless jokes to the contrary, Shake (and presumably the entire Force) do not have genitalia.
"We cant afford college"
"Shakes right, Zeke im so sorry"
Lmao classic episode
I die every time i here that line
🥤🍟🍔
best part is later in the show you can see a picture of shake and ezekiel in frylocks room and ezekiel has a grad cap on
Look, we gotta hold on.
"Look, would y'all both hold on!"
-Frylock
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"Why do you disappoint me? Second...by second...you waste my time. The only reason God doesn't erase you from the face of the Earth, is because you amuse him, somehow."
Shake you're outta line now.
"Dont you tell me who's outta line!, I know whats right for him!"
Do you know why I put coco butter smell in there for!?, Because I want prostitutes to feel welcome. I don't want them to feel like it's a death trap.
“Come on, sucky, before you ruin the entirety of my future.”
Great line...
most impressive thing about this episode is how many jokes there are despite almost nothing happening in it
thats such a good point. all that happens is that a tiny shake shows up. the aqua teens do various activities with him. then ezekiel gets abudcted by his chess opponent.
It's a perfect show about nothing where nothing actually happens
@@shaynehughes6645Seinfeld
"you know why I put coco butter smell in there..? Because I want prostitutes to feel welcome. I DON'T want them to feel like it's a death trap." Carl is so considerate
He even gave Shake a steak knife! True gentleman Carl is. 🥺
😂😂😂😂😂
Carl knows when pain gets ugly. Hell, he literally remembers ALL his deaths!?
"i wrap my rascal two times because i like it to be joyless and without sensation as a way of punishing super models" LOL
"EZEKIEL! I AM EZEKIEL! That is me! Ezekiel is, I am!"
So profound 🥺
ezekiel is dead
Why you must always ruin things 😔@@Manny-fc8ym
"Aww is this your bastard" also when meatwad didn't hesitate to kill ezekiel because of college 😭
We can't afford college.
You know you are right
that's so funny 0:28
Lol it's expensive bruh
IM FREAKING CRYING AT THIS LINE💀💀💀
“NO, Shake.”
“YES, Frylock!”
Shit killed me
1:30
The dialogue for this show is beyond genius.
I got rid of my teeth at a young age......because im straight! Teeth are for gay people!
"Awww, is this your bastard?" ROFL.
Gotta use that line. 🤣🤣🤣
@@infernoxiv8700 That's so wonderful funniest line ever
Literally means fatherless lol
What does ROFL mean?
@goober_goob_er You must be a fetus. But anyways. It means Rolling On The Floor Laughing
No lie, I love these short episodes. But every moment of this episode is worth the watch.
Also this show is pretty cool, but I like to watch it
Meatwad:"Jesus.... Ezekiel.... Jesus and that's from da bible"🤣
You mean the Bibble?
*YOU QUESTION THE WORDS OF THE MIGHTY JIMMY!?!?!?*
*YOU BETTER KNEEL DOWN, AND PRAY TO JIMMY WITH ME RIGHT FREAKIN’ NOW!!*
@@stevennorthrup5790 what y’all doing
@@LG633TV An Ancient Text of Legend.
2:11 The whole rant while Ezekiel is crying is so funny.
Fryman does bring up a good point. If he's not his son, then who/what is he
He's over 4000 years old.
Shake and Danny.,...
How do you determine the age of a walking talking milkshake? Cut him down the middle and count the cups inside?
@@KingThrillgore Ezekiel said that himself
@@KingThrillgore Like a babushka doll?
“Checkmate, you’re the hippopotamus.” Best burn ever
“It’s freakin 3bucks a gall- how long have you been runnin this engine?!?”
Better times...
@@DennisFromRLM yeah its like almost 4 bucks where I live. Insane.
@@ShaddySoldier 5.40 for premium here. 4.20+ for regular
Over 5 in general
its even worse
Shake is exactly the dad that he himself deserves.
So true
Be the person you need the most.
“Daddy?”
“Next door, jackass.”
“Daddy?”
“You’re thinking of the guy next door.”
*SHOTGUN*
Carl:”That’s right get lost” 🤣
3:17 Carl is so helpful 😂
All Ezekiel wanted was a father, but he ended up with Master Shake.
Frylock: "We know you haven't had sex."
Shake: "Aww, I hit that."
Frylock: "Hit what?"
Shake: ....
Frylock: "...With what?"
😂😂😂
LOL
And now there's 2 talking milk shakes.
@@TiburonFXT there were
This is one of my all time favorite episodes. I personally feel like not seeing it in full doesn't do it justice.
I know right
That's the case with all of them
The fact that he's voice by Patton Oswalt was a genius move on their part.
Oh wow 🤣🤣🤣
I didn't know it was him, until I heard him do this voice on one of his albums.
Patton voiced one of the alien dudes too. The one who's dad owns a dealership lol
Why is that genuis? I don't know actors, so educate me.
@Omnivertical I know what a genius is. I don't know who this actor is. And I don't feel like doing research, so since you all seem to know him, educate me. This is your moment to shine.
1:29 the amount of times he changed his facial expression in a single second is impressive
It was so funny that I have to pointed it out
0:50😂 IM GONNA TAKE A BUS TO RENO!
Why was there a random car seat on the sidewalk lol
@@ranauldogreer2711 fryman bought Zeke a car seat just in case they rode with Carl. Ofc carls like fuck no you don’t even need it 😂
I don't see how Master Shake can have a son when he's a anthropomorphic fast food restaurant beverage.
Because that's not his son
And because he doesn't have a p**
its not his son
Well he actually does have eternal organs so…
2:19 I just love how much he can open his mouth
2:10 Batman Arkham fans when Suicide Squad: Kill the Justice League exists
0:18 Carl was ready! 😂
I love how Carl is less phased than shake about him.
"Why do you disappoint me? Second, by second you waste my time! The only reason god doesn't erase you from the Earth, is because you amuse him somehow!"
0:07 “Next Door Jackass”
This made me laugh way harder than it should
The way he carries Ezekiel around by the straw never fails to make me laugh
Top 5 episode. There will never be another show like this.
Amazing to go back to these episodes and hear Patton oswald and H Jon Benjamin in so many voice roles
Did you just cut him calling Frylock mommy? That was a hidden gem. Lol
"ive hit that"
"hit what?"
".."
"with what?" im sobbing
Underrated episode
Shake punishing super models.... 😂
Yeah that was hilarious
3:50
"hit what?"
"..."
"with what?"
"..."
3 bucks a gallon... I remember those days
“Next door jack ass” im litteraly crying rn
2:11 every mom and teacher be like
0:28 “awww is this your bastard?”
Ezekiel swimming in Carls scummy pool in what i assume to be late spring is a hilarious image to me
First time and I gotta give massive respect to the presentation. Impressed and laughing. BOOSH!
1:28 WHY IS HE SO CASUAL ABOUT IT 😭
1:37 We can't afford College 😂😂😂
He’s going to be a professional basketball star because that’s what his FATHER demands of him!……..THE CLOCK IS TICKING!!!! 3 2 1 SHOOOOT!
The way he picks him up by the straw
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dad goals 😍
Shake was extra savage in this episode
Ezekiel deserved to have more episodes, easily the best character of the whole show but the only one who has throwed off potential
Easily one of the best episodes
If you slow the video and pause at 1:29, when Shake turned halfway, he smiled.
I'd saw it without slowing the video down 😂
@@GojiraSteve2019 OP is handicapped be nice
This episode just makes me think frylock would be a great dad
Is this your bastard? Gets me everytime.
Is this your bastard?
It's a way of punishing super-models...😆
3$ a gallon for gas now its like 6.75$ a gallon xD
IKR🤣🤣🤣.... Carl would die
“With what?” That made my ass laugh
It's 3 bucks a gallon lol. Oh man that even sounds cheap today.
"No Shake!"
"Yes Frylock!"
Master shake being my favorite character in all of TV History
"Booga booga booga. Well that is english." is so underappreciated that it's illegal
0:43 I can imagine Patton Oswalt recording that part
Did you see that 03:22 He absolutely destroyed chess dragon! Didn’t even lose any pieces!!! 😮😮😮
It's not mentioned in the clip but when baby shake said "I wanna play racecar" I straight up assumed he said "race card" for many years before I paid attention.
That says a lot about you now doesn't it? Hm...
Love how Carl was ready with a gun, knowing Shake would send the problem over to him lol
No booga booga! Lmao
As a way of punishing super models 😭
We all need a neighbour like Carl to help us out during times of suicidal depression
Meatwad about to kill Ezekiel with a brick makes me die laughing every time I watch.
Carl went for the shotgun IMMEDIATELY he wasn't having any bs this episode
If Ezekiel said mommy to Frylock is not the mother or something else.
The fact that $3/gal for gas is expensive…
Ezekiel is cute
"I'm the sheriff !!!" - Ezekiel - (HAHAHAHAHA!!!) 🙂 - "Classic!!!!"
Shakes right. Zeke, I'm so sorry.
Bro this episode had me dying as a kid
I appreciate this epiosde for acknowledging that, despite the countless jokes to the contrary, Shake (and presumably the entire Force) do not have genitalia.
I feel like they failed to capitalize on a whole eziekiel back story, i know it would've been great
1:25 ✨Most Replayed✨ The part where Shake drops a brick on Zeke in the hopes that he dies. 😂
Shake. Worst father ever!
Bra no my only weakness 😂😂🤣
1:28 And Here We Go.
this is the best episode imo
This freaking show
Shake is the reason CPS is a thing
Shake is a great dad
I enjoyed Shake treating him like crap. That creature freaked me out.
*I'm gonna take a bus to Reno!* 🤣🤣🤣
Funny part 1:28
A day as a dad is done
1:29 shake is fucked up 😭😭😭
"No Shake😠"
just in time for father's day
"No booga No booga" ☠️☠️☠️☠️
I love how shake picks ezekial up by the straw lmao
Shake is a terrible father and this episode proves it completely
Shake is just a horrible person in general
@@TreverHapless no shit
@@Knightfall-Batman
Just saying 🤷♂️
@@TreverHapless I know
Shake is a literal menace to society, so it’s no wonder
“Next door, jackass”
~ Carl
"is this you're bastard?" damn he's saying shake is a bastard
Meatwad said “your Bastard” because Ezekiel would be a literal bastard if he’s actually Shake’s son
1:14 LOL
These shorts are great and all, but I feel like they leave out the FUNNIEST parts.
No booga booga! No booga boogaaaaahhaaaaa