hawks : “marry me, right now” me, who’s basically married to all of the bnha : “sure, i’ll just add you to the collection-“ hawks : “collection?” me : 👁👄👁
I heard they've been shifting realities. Like, all of 'em, villains too. Can you imagine Dabi just sitting in your backyard, looking for you cause he wants to fuc-
Hawk's proposal has the same energy as "Can I say something crazy?!" *Listener chuckles* Will you marry me? Can I say something crazier? YeS! Frozeeen boiii
Mio Toru i don’t lie frozen as much i mean, i noticed it too and thought of the song but that was it. the way he did it was so nonchalant and cyOot omg i love him
24:05 "Hey kid..." Yeah? (Muffled) "I'm about to say something really really stupid-" Wait! Pause* hang on let me finish brushing my teeth- I need to have clean teeth before I either start histerically laughing or crying collectively. Spits) Nose inhale* Okay. "You gonna listen to me?..." Now I am. " it's stupid-" Like me "Its reckless-" Like you. "And it's something not alot of people would agree to you know?" Like skydiving while attempting to juggle knives. (Idk why this came to mind...) "Marry me?..." OH SHI- Edit:1k?! You guuuuuuyyyys! I dont deserve this much praise! 😅 this is so overrated - w -
Hawks: "marry me," Me: *high pitched scream* "YES! YES ILL MARRY YOU!" Also me: "MOM IM GETTING MARRIED!!!" My mom: "I asked for a normal daughter. A normal daughter and this is what I get.."
hawks: marry me me with a list of husbands: write that down, wRITE THAT DOW- Edit: LMFAO I DIDN'T THINK Y'ALL WOULD LIKE MY COMMENT THAT MUCH, SORRY I CALLED Y'ALL OUT 💀💀
my lonely ass listening to hawks asking us to marry him: Yes!!! my trust issues: 👁👄👁 my self hatred: 👁👄👁 me: -realising he is not real and start crying-* my depression that reminded me:👁👅👁
Hawks:like our height difference." Me stands up and looks at self noticing im 5'2": uhhhhh yeah u pretty much gotta bend down to kiss me Self esteem: 0% Him: I'm surprised you're not as confident. Me: baby my confidence is long gone like my Dad.
Me: *sitting on the couch listening and drawing* Bf: why do you listen to this? What does he got that I don't? *Yells from the kitchen* Me: "she". *Tries not to laugh* Bf: "she"? *Is utterly confused* Me: *explains to him* Him: 👁️👄👁️ wha- He still can't believe he got out played by yato😂😂 love you yato!♥️♥️
Well I think that's what she means bc she corrected the he for a she and then said she explaining so... I'm assuming that's the thing, in case it's not then idk lmao
Hawks: “Maybe I can be a monster in a good way..because you deserve a monster don’t you?~” Me: I’m scared Hawks: “just don’t be too scared” Me *screams!*
Me: MOM IM GETTING MARRIED AGAIN Mom: who is it this time? Me: A CHARACTER FROM MY HERO ACADEMIA!! Mom: ok, sweetie, just remember that you still have those villians to marry too
Ah yes. The candom. The late in life child abortion tool. Is your child already out of the womb? Are they too old to be left in a hot car? Let me introduce to you a way to completely revolutionise abortion’s. Sure they might be considered murder, but we prefer to call them, Candoms.
Hawks: *kissing us* me: *being an intellectual and kissing the air* my mom: what are you doing??? me: ummmm facial stretches ( I think that's what they are called) EDIT: thanks for 1.3k
Can I just say I appreciate the lack of pronouns yagami yato uses. She even said 'spouse' instead of wife or husband. As a gay trans guy who has not had the most accepting surroundings and youth, I get so much comfort from this. Being able to listen and not have to actively make my brain change all the pronouns mentioned to mine is amazing
he's marrying us and he still doesn't know our age Not like I care Edit: HOLY CARPFISH WHAT?? I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW MY COMMENT WAS GETTING ATTENTION WHAT IS THIS!?
Keigo: "Marry me, right now!" Me: "I been waiting for this one! You know I've turned down a bomb, a peice of broccoli, and an AC unit for you to finally ask me?"'
Also don't forget a Tazer, A plague doctor, a living car, a purple insomniac bush, a burnt staple store, a rock, a tape roll, an anxiety shapeshifter, a marshmello, and a dried peice of clay with hair. Ive done this on another video too!
13:13 “Tell me all those things that make you hate yourself.” oH dO yOu WaNt My WhOlE lIsT? i HaVe It On My PhOnE. tHeReS aBoUt 568 rEaSoNs As Of RiGhT nOw.
Takami Keigo you’re amazing keigo :) I didn’t know I need that, but thanks. Even if I disagree about half of the stuff you said, I’m happy you feel that way about me. Now here are your hearts: 💕💖💕💖🧡🧡💕❤️💖💗❤️💗🧡💖❤️💖🧡💗🧡💕💗💖❤️❤️🧡❤️💕❤️💖💕💗💗💗💗💗🧡🧡❤️❤️💖💗💗
Hawks: you can be whatever kind of monster comes to your heart and mind" me: * pours milk before cereal * hawks: i- (omg 45 likes, that's my record 😔✊)
My bf: how much do you love me
MEe: a lot
My bf: more than anime characters?
Me: know your limits
Best comment
@coco pastel but then you have to know your limits with him too since he'll like his waifus ;c
LMFAOOOD
OMG YEESS
Dang youre nice.
I wouldve said F^ck no.
“Morning kid”
“Morning adult”
*Conversation 2000*
Bro this is underrated as fuck, I literally shit myself from laughing so hard
This just made my day 😂
Best conversation EVER 😂
SBSUSHSBXDDDD
hoodie boi
m.th-cam.com/video/JfXCb9hSBMg/w-d-xo.html
Lol
Hawks: “just relax”
Me: “JUST RELAX, LETS TURN ON THE RADIO, WOULD YOU LIKE M OR FMMMMMMMMM!”
KAJAEJJWKWHWBWH
I heard this-
Why can I hear this?
Pffft-
Btw nice name
👨🍳😙👌
lonely?: yes
simping for: hawks
daddy issues: 100%
hotel? trivago
i cant relate more
honestly felt this one
YUP 😐
Hell yeah!! This is my life
everyone: relates
Me: I hate pet names.
Hawks: *calls me Kid.*
Aizawa: *calls me Kitten or Kitty*
Me: nevermind... I love pet names now.
bro s a m e
TOKOYAMI!
Why are you here????
Jᴜsᴛ YOᑌᖇ average MULTISHPPER
\they haven’t noticed me yet\
And that's on daddy issues
YESS
Hawks: “You smell nice...”
Me: “And you smell like fried chicken”
@chxrrybxbyy_ right the bestttt 💕
@@manofmassmurder9716 ew
I CAN'T HEAR THE AUDIO I READ THE COMMENT AT THE SAME TIME I CAN'T STAY SERIOUS,IT'S HILARIOUS 😭💀
The fact that your psf is tanjiro had me in tears of laugh
WRONG ANIME! WRONG ANIME! ( actually in real life i simp so fcking much for Hawks.😔 )
hawks : “marry me, right now”
me, who’s basically married to all of the bnha : “sure, i’ll just add you to the collection-“
hawks : “collection?”
me : 👁👄👁
**Pokedex has been completed !!**
So this is the list... there’s an empty space all the way down here- make sure you don’t bump into Bakugos name.
LMAO
Gotta catch em' all
They are jot pokémon now I guess....
"You're too angelic to be real"
Me: Uno reverse
Also me: cries cause he's not real😭😭
I heard they've been shifting realities. Like, all of 'em, villains too. Can you imagine Dabi just sitting in your backyard, looking for you cause he wants to fuc-
TBH they all be dead cuz we'll rip them apart not wanting to share or somet'
Aweeee😭💔
Good_Gacha_Vibes 83 yes pls-
that's the struggles of being a weeb 😫
"marry me right now!"
the whole yagami yato fanbase: *wedding attire on*
zooks y e s
I call dibs on the lobster tux
*Speeds to the nearest David's Bridal on search of the perfect dress*
I’m too broke for a wedding dress
*I call dibs on the c a r r o t dress.*
Random funny thought.
Listener: Hey, Chicken Strips?~
Hawks: Yes, Baby bird?~
Listener: Guess what
Hawks: Hm?~
Listener: CHICKEN BUTT *slaps his ass*
Yes
yes
YESSSSS
...
That works
OMFG WHYYYYY JUST WHYYYYYY 😂😭💀💫✨
Wtf? 🤣
*Hawks:* Marry me, ri-
*Me:* Yes
*Hawks:* But I didn’t even-
*Me:* shhhhhh
💍. Nothing further your honor.
Listener: Say less 👌✨
By the power wested in me I pronounce us husband and wife
This is me😂😂
My bf: "baby, how much you love me..?"
Me: "no one can replace you~"
Him: "what about Hawks-"
Me: "LiMiTs BoI!!!"
At least you have a bf :'D
"learn your place, boyfriend. You don't EVER come ahead of my husband's."😁😆
@@2_loser you single too?
Yay another member to the single pringle squad...
@@good_gacha_vibes8331 lmao
But...
True...
@@vilmalegata6164 ey the single pringel squad :D-
'marry me,Right Now'
Listener: "add him to the list-"
[Its an Sk_ Jokling]
same
Gotta catch em all!
Get in line honey
We literally gonna be married to everyone soon except Mineta!!!😂😂
**wheeze**
hawks: okay boys,girls and non binary folk theres enough of me to go around calm down
keigo takami yes.
Hey it’s another me hello
keigo takami We all want the chicken wings! Hand it over 🤲
keigo takami
I can Share.
What would be the main course at our wedding?
"You really ARE light as a feather..."
(Sees reflection of all 15 of my chins on my phone screen.)
(One single tear drop from eye.)
mood
This one's damn underrated ;_;
Ur beautiful anyways, sweetheart! Remember u r important and gourgoues!!
😂 Comments on this are on fire.
Lackluster same😂
18:00 “I don’t always feel real.”
Me: *Because your not*
Edit: thank you for all the likes 🥺
Damn
💀
... I felt that
Damn 🥺
@@Siriuslyloveasmr Oh no- Keigo- I swear they didn't mean it chicken strip-
Hawks: ” you just flip a switch-”
Me: ” i just flipped the switch. fLiP FlIp”
Jeannea Gonzales XDDDD
Jeannea Gonzales tiktok addict i see
Levi Ackerman don't judge me (´°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥｀)
OMGG I WAS SINGING THE SAME THING.
Jeannea Gonzales I THOUGHT OF THAT TOO DHDGD
Hawk's proposal has the same energy as
"Can I say something crazy?!"
*Listener chuckles*
Will you marry me?
Can I say something crazier?
YeS!
Frozeeen boiii
Frozen reference: nUiCe
@@animebish7494 tHAnK oUy
ugh it does and i don’t like it
@@sophiap.6952 whyy I find it adorable? I do admit it was kinda rushed but we had like three weddings so
Mio Toru i don’t lie frozen as much i mean, i noticed it too and thought of the song but that was it. the way he did it was so nonchalant and cyOot omg i love him
24:05
"Hey kid..."
Yeah? (Muffled)
"I'm about to say something really really stupid-"
Wait! Pause* hang on let me finish brushing my teeth-
I need to have clean teeth before I either start histerically laughing or crying collectively.
Spits)
Nose inhale*
Okay.
"You gonna listen to me?..."
Now I am.
" it's stupid-"
Like me
"Its reckless-"
Like you.
"And it's something not alot of people would agree to you know?"
Like skydiving while attempting to juggle knives.
(Idk why this came to mind...)
"Marry me?..."
OH SHI-
Edit:1k?! You guuuuuuyyyys! I dont deserve this much praise! 😅 this is so overrated - w -
I had the same fucking reaction 🤣
YESSIR😂😂😂
god i love this lmao
@@parkerguillen-hidalgo4382 Thank yoo!
Cala Maria 😁👍🏻
Me- "Will you pass me the butter, Daddy?"
*both Hawks and my Father reach for the butter*
Me- *Chuckles* "I'm in danger."
😂
Claude Faustus If I was a guy id do that shit on purpose to piss my girl off. To bad I'm a girl...
oh my gosh YESSS
I don’t call my dad daddy lmfaooooo
This made me laugh too hard...
I NEED MY INHALER-
“You really are light as a feather”
SO YOU THINK IM ✨*SKINNY*
SKINNUY
YESSS!!!!
AHFJAJCJA
sO yOu ThInK iM sKiNnNnNnNy?¿?¿?¿
Bro I am 146 pounds😂😂😂
Omg
Hawk: just relax, I’ll make sure ur husband treats u right”
Me: 😳🤰🏽
31:01
I- BAKUGOU??!?
Delilah Garciaaa why
Delilah Garciaaa why you do this to me?
ummm is that’s the black emoji and ur profile is- ok🙈
Me:I marry a boy
My dad:Ok as long you are happy son!
Me:i’m marry Hawks from my hero academia
My dad:Why can’t you be a normal gay boy
Me trying to reply to my gf while listening to this: hey BB! I love U!
👁️💧👄💧👁️
Damn 👁💧👄💧👁
Hate to break it to you but th voice actor is a girl- well Im bi So im here for it AS BYHV W
🤣 I'm Dieing!!!!!
@@originaleslie haha i know😅
*ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED*
New kink available: _"Hawks calling you kid"_
BBABAHAHAHAHA I CANNOTTT
riiiiiiiiiiiiigghhtt
UH- sir 👁👄👁
👀👀👀👀👀
WHEEZZEE
Me: IM GETTING MARRIED TO HAWKS!!
Brother: WHY CANT YOU BE NORMAL!?
Me: *SCREECHES*
Same
I felt that on a spiritual level
Everyone who listens to these has no chance at being normal
@@xJust_Existingx we're normal in our ways
@@monicaparagona9391 To each other we're normal but to anyone else we're not
Hawks: *Talking about his sob story*
Me: *playing with his wings*
-I see u are a person on culture-
@Takami Keigo ähmm
Shit, I don’t want to like because I’ll ruin 69
DoNt ToUcH theY ArE seNsItIve
@Takami Keigo Okay imma touch the sensitive of you're Wings and take one feather
hawks: “chicken wing”
me: *laughs and throws head back*
also me: *smacks head on bed frame*
Me too.
This should have more likes also rip💀
I did the same thing, I-
ouch 😭 i've done that so many times, i hope your poor head is ok
Lmao
Hawks: "marry me,"
Me: *high pitched scream* "YES! YES ILL MARRY YOU!"
Also me: "MOM IM GETTING MARRIED!!!"
My mom: "I asked for a normal daughter. A normal daughter and this is what I get.."
Well you are a standard weeaboo so you are kinda normal
THAT WAS ME TO MY MOM, AND THAT WAS MY MOM'S REACTION OMG.
Sugarbug i can relate 😭
We gone be drinking champagne tonight boys
Midnight Diamond I’ll bring the glasses
Me:MOM IM GETTING MARRIED
Mom:to who?
Me: fictional character
Mom: One normal daughter that’s all I ask for
Lmao
Oof
Yeah I feel you all my mom wants is normal kids that get good grades and don't have an attitude
That’s a mood-
@@minaashido9714
😂
hawks: marry me
me with a list of husbands: write that down, wRITE THAT DOW-
Edit: LMFAO I DIDN'T THINK Y'ALL WOULD LIKE MY COMMENT THAT MUCH, SORRY I CALLED Y'ALL OUT 💀💀
UNDERRATEDUNDERRATEDUNDERRATED
I LOVE THIS COMMENT
WrItE ThAt tHe fUcK DoWwWwWwN!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
FACTSSSS😭
uwu yes
Imagine us being 91 years old
Hawks: “hey kid”
Oh no!!?!?!?!
XD
@Soul Muse :0 thank
Hey my great grandma is that old!! 👌
the amount of times he calls us kid makes the FBI ✨wonder✨
Cece(Yato): **posts Hawks**
Me: *TIME TO BE CALLED KID BY A YOUNG MAN FOR 40 MINUTES STRAIGHT.*
*_YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-_*
So very true
True
Bruh
Is it a coincidence that my nickname is CeCe
Me: okay. I'm about to sleep-
Yato: *hey you have to be engaged first*
Me: *yes*
Nah, you skipped the engagement, you're just straight up married and it was consummated within ten minutes
@@klowfi1 sounds like a Vegas wedding😁💍🍰🌹♥️
TheLoserBirb I felt that one, it’s 5am 😂
hawks: "most of what i want is right infront of me"
me staring at my screen: *i see we have things in common*
i’m in love with myself too
Keigo? Why are you listening to your own self?
I'm screeching right now! How is everyone here!!?
@@Ktx.lauraa he a single babt
@@Ktx.lauraa im very hot.
Can we get a overprotective hawks x pregnant listener?? I’d be down to hear him panic over being a good father.🥰🥰🥰🥰
that would be so cute 🥺
OMG yes
Omg yes please
Now I just cannot stop thinking about how that would be OMG
Yessssss
Keigo: “We could talk about anything
me: *do pigeons have feelings*
This is the most accurate question I've ever heard.
Erika Yag does you profile picture have feelings 😂😂
Well I mean we already have a bird man in front of us so-
I am a pigeon
Bro!!!!
Friends:*sleeping*
Me:*wakes her up* do (pigeons/pillows) (have/feel) (feelings/pain) ?
Friends: *sigh* ಠ_ಠ
Me: MOM IM MARRY MY 14th MAN
Mom: *All i wanted is a normal daughter...*
i believe that is an impossible request
My mom is ready to disown me I swear to god-
Having bunch of ring pop *hell yesh* 😚😚🤣🤣
Hmph! 😂 if I would have said that to my mom she would have said "WHAT!!! WHAT MEN ARE YOU MARRIED TO"
Oh wait y’all moms know?-
"hey kid i'm about to say something really really stupid."
me every time i open my mouth
MOOOOD 💀
Why can I relate
Fumikage Tokoyami
TOKOYAMI??!?!
Fumikage Tokoyami
You better run
baku FML DUDE THATS ME IN A NUTSHELL
Bf: do you love me?
Me: Of CoUrSe
Him: more than the anime characters you simp over??
Me: UHH CHILE- ANYWAYS SOOOO....
Yeah
OH GOD-
Drop em drop the bf
know your limits.
I WOULD JUST DUMP HIM IF I WAS YOU!
*hawks holding listener in a hug for a comfort audio*
Doorbell: *rings*
Hawks: *drops listener*
Hawks: my chicken is here!!
But he already has chicken remember he be calling us a "chicken tender~"
👌🏻😌
Still thats so true🤣
Listener: BUT THAT CANNIBALISM (“._.)
@@irisalvarez6 and his favorite food to 💀
Ejiro Kirishima WAIT KIRISHIMA?!?
IRL guy: Cutie ;)
Me: ew
Hawks: *chicken wing*
Me: o///o
edit: WOW THATS A LOT OF LIKES TY
Realtible
LDMSKSHD PEOPLE COMPLIMENT YOU?😭
2kaede HEHWKDJEB UR PRETTY 🙈❤️✨
Koushi Sugawara LFNWLSBDB THANK YOUU😿
What about dadchi 030
“Marry-“
Me: Yes.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Eating dinner while listening
Bluetooth headphones: Battery low
Me: NOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO
Good luck gamer😔
Blxfull_ artzz they just died I got to wait
THAT'S THE WORST THING TO EVER HAPPEN
It happen to me yesterday---
K C same--
my lonely ass listening to hawks asking us to marry him: Yes!!!
my trust issues: 👁👄👁
my self hatred: 👁👄👁
me: -realising he is not real and start crying-*
my depression that reminded me:👁👅👁
Same bro 😂😌♥️
I felt that-
Same same!
periot😔
I felt that 👁️💧👄💧👁️
Hawks is one of the only reasons I’m not a full on lesbian yet
Bold of you to assume Hawks isn’t a lesbian
omg 👁👄👁 samee
I'm bisexual, by that I mean I'm a lesbian who obsesses over fictional men
*laughs in irl bisexual*
True
“Marry me, right now!”
Me: *doesnt even watch the video* YES
Hawks: I didn’t ask yet I-
Me: I do
Hawks: “Can you feel it?” 28:04
Me: “CAN YOU FEEL IT MR KRABS-“
I’ll go home...
OH YEAH MR KRABS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
woah
LMAOOOOO
😂😂😂👏👏👏
Plot twist u already are home
Hawks:like our height difference."
Me stands up and looks at self noticing im 5'2": uhhhhh yeah u pretty much gotta bend down to kiss me
Self esteem: 0%
Him: I'm surprised you're not as confident.
Me: baby my confidence is long gone like my Dad.
If he like our hight and im 5'8 👁👄👁 how tall is he
*cries in not even 5”*
*cries in the shortest of my family*
*cries in my 10 year old cousin is taller than me*
same bro
*crys in 5’1*
Cøøkíe He’s 5’8 as well 😂
The fact that he calls me a kid makes this even more illegal
It has 69 likes...and I wanna like it but I dont want it to change...oh well someone has to do it..
Yep
Fatgum!
but screw it im not complaining 😼✨
skxtscker lmao
Does anyone else find his swearing insanely hot
Honestly who doesn't, but then again this is coming from the person who likes the villians more sooo.
TOGA WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THE COMMENT SECTION OF A HAWKS VIDEO???!!!😎
vi 👀 uh I can explain
Toga?
Himiko Toga no u can’t
*Here you go---> **26:42*
*its okay if you dont like*
*this is the spicy part----> **31:01*
*Now THAT will cost you a like*
on the spicy part it sound like umm...
his killing the tomatoes like he literally squishy tomatoes
Ah a person of culture
69th like-
batisha sini i can see your new to the fandom that’s how it works
Thanks
Me: *sitting on the couch listening and drawing*
Bf: why do you listen to this? What does he got that I don't? *Yells from the kitchen*
Me: "she". *Tries not to laugh*
Bf: "she"? *Is utterly confused*
Me: *explains to him*
Him: 👁️👄👁️ wha-
He still can't believe he got out played by yato😂😂 love you yato!♥️♥️
LOL 😂 YES I AM OMG
@Breannah Neher Yagami Queen is a girl, that's what she meant u.u
Well I think that's what she means bc she corrected the he for a she and then said she explaining so... I'm assuming that's the thing, in case it's not then idk lmao
“What does he got that I don’t” I would of said sensitive wings 😂
@@Zeilix I would have said a Chicken Butt😂
"You're as light as a feather." So you think in skinny??? Lemme have my moment! Lemme have my MOMENT!
I'm am too
23:03 hawks: "you smell calm,"
me: *smells myself* "nah i just smell like beer, you alcoholic chicken"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 damn Man you gotta roast me
I smell like a fucking swamp
I smell like onions and shit wtf
I smell like ✨ANXIETY✨
I smell like fucking shower gel are you guys okay, do I need to set up an intervention??
Hawks: “something about the way you look right now makes me more into you” *looks down and sees dabi on my shirt*
Dabi x hawks in the making
Because it's the BEST ship 🍗💙
XD
@@mariussatoru5686 **Cries in Manga**
【〜A Disappointment〜】 same...
Hawks: “Maybe I can be a monster in a good way..because you deserve a monster don’t you?~”
Me: I’m scared
Hawks: “just don’t be too scared”
Me *screams!*
Yagami has camera in our houses istg
~he can hear you~
I would hide in the closet
"Marry Me, Right Now"
Me: "It's a beautiful night, we looking for something dumb to do. Hey baby, I think I wanna marry you."💅💍
is it the look in your eyes, or is it the dancing juice?
who cares baby? i think I wanna marry you~
Well I know this little chapel on the boulevard
We can go
No one will know
Oh c'mon girl
Time stamp? Plz :c
@@kuromi-f4q Dude it's a song lmao
love the pfp tho
Hawks: Marry-
Me: *I do.*
lmfaoo
Meeeeee🤣🤣🤣
TIME STAMP????
Facts 😂😂
That's how it be tho
Me: MOM IM GETTING MARRIED AGAIN
Mom: who is it this time?
Me: A CHARACTER FROM MY HERO ACADEMIA!!
Mom: ok, sweetie, just remember that you still have those villians to marry too
Pfft- M O O D
Best mom every i told my mom that and im 24 and she said I didn't drop u on ur head u know
Best mom ever TwT
Taishiro Toyomitsu omg 😭
Most supportive parent ever
girlfriend: “I thought you were gay-“
me: “AND I THOUGHT YOU WERE AMERICAN”
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Am I the only on listening to this while going through all the hilarious comments 👁👄👁
Nope... I'm here too
Noop
Nopeee
Nah fam rn he's kissing my face off🤣
@@misty4715 🤣
Me : MOM I MARRIED A CHIKEN
Mom to my dad : I told you that we should have used a candom
DAMN-
OOP-
Lmfao
Ah yes. The candom. The late in life child abortion tool. Is your child already out of the womb? Are they too old to be left in a hot car? Let me introduce to you a way to completely revolutionise abortion’s. Sure they might be considered murder, but we prefer to call them, Candoms.
@@characterdevelopment8504 this actually made me laugh
This man knows he makes people go from:
"aww baby"
to:
"aww baby ~"
SO TRUE BITCH!!!!!!!
And I oop-
I-
JAIL
Why did I read that last one in Todoroki's voice lmao-
AND THATS THE TRUTH SIS
Me: has boyfriend who gets jealous
Also me: listens to stuff like this without him knowing
Hehe he'll never knowww
Watch him also like yagami yato
Heh guilty as charged 🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅
Depressed HumanLMFOAJSJSSB NOOO
Same Evan is a jealous puppy
Sucks to be you I don’t have one
YESSSS HAWKSSSS MY CHICKEN NUGGGETT
“Marry me right now”
Yessir
Oh yes *daddy* (reference from tik tok -w-)
Fem Midoriya You made a nightmare out of me
Little Eri T-T I’m sorry my little potato
Quickest decision of my life
:D
*_Hawks dealing with depression and self-harm really hit home for me_*
i hope you’re better doing better now and if not it’ll get better and you’re loved 💕💕
Same tho
Yea when he talked abt it. It got me kinda sad ngl :(
you okay?
@@kyliekahar I'm getting better, but life still kinda sucks
I hope your doing well tho, you wonderful stranger
Hawks: "...and 6 cats... I had the kill them with my quirk..."
My cat in the background: MEOOOW
i have 5 cats and would share them with hawks :(
Nuuuu! Hide the kittens!!! O-O
I hide g money, Roxy, and unnamed turtle (LMAO Timmy if)
I was like is this a bad time to say I want a dog...
OH GOD HAWKS WHY YOU BIRD JUST BECAUSE CATS KILL BIRDS DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN GET REVENGE.
Hawks: excuse my poetic-
Me: DoKi! dOkI!
JɄ₴₮ MONICA
Hawks: uh-
the flashbacks of when i played the game just doesn't sit right with me🧚♀️💖
Osana Taro scdcidncldn kw ow of 😭😭😭
YES
JUST MONIKA
XD
She has no right being this smooth. I'm ruined for real men forever, this should be illegal.
i’m not attracted to real men anymore
@a, #relatable
@a you and me both😂
@@user-jc1hl7cw7f m o o d
Hawks: *kissing us*
me: *being an intellectual and kissing the air*
my mom: what are you doing???
me: ummmm facial stretches ( I think that's what they are called)
EDIT: thanks for 1.3k
Funny. 😁
No your not...
I don’t do this because I share a room with my brother
me hugging and kissing my body sized teddy bear*: HA
@watch out corona, Oh so you are elite...
Hawks: "you're light as a feather"
Me: "so you think I'm sSkKiiiNnnyYyyyy!!!" 😂😂😂
YASA
I’M DEAD 💀💫
My mood 25/8
*WHEEZEEEE* Same!
JSNSJSIZIEND
him: “you are..”
me: “MY FIREEE”
The one, dESiRe
Coal lightz believe when I sAYyyy!!!
Coal lightz I want it that waAyyyyY
@@ChubblyPanda TELL ME WHY
@@Theyfw_Liyahh AIN'T NOTHING BUT A HEARTAAAACHE
Him:*kisses*
Me: winking everytime he kisses me
Dad: Shes that weird
*W H E E Z E*
I CANT 😂😂😂🧍🏻♀️
I S N O R T E D-
👁👅➖
Oops
Hawks. Buddy.
Do u need a therapy session?
U seam depressed.
Shhhh just let him fuck us
Isabella Cubas I JUST CHOKED ON MY CHIP
SDFDDDFGGFFFGGzFHG
Isabella Cubas WHAT THE FUCK I-
AJSHCUGHICJSHFNCKG
Isabella Cubas BAHAHHA
“His name was Dabl”
*hyperventilating*
I heard cheating. Gotta kill him 🔪🐦
Go sleep the bb bird got a kniFE
Him: *kissing sounds*
Me: "suddenly I'm kissing a chicken wing, and I'll do it again BARAPAPA"
BARAPAPA BYEIDOSKDD
wat the actual *cHiCkEn*
NURUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUUFF
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏👏💀💀💀💀💀
XDDDDDD
Hawks: maybe we can start a family-
Me, without hesitation: yes.
Hawks: wait what-
It made my heart so soft when he said that ;-;;;;;;;
Jabami Yumeko YeahhhhHhh;-;;;;;;1
Can we please get an audio of him reacting to the listener being pregnant? I feel like it would be so cute
TH-cam: No Stream. Tap to retry.
Me: *B-but HE WANTS TO ENGAGE!*
Don’t wanna know why you’re here.
Katsuki Bakugou
I felt this.
Oh shit-
Katsuki Bakugou
I also felt this.
u h.
*Chicken.*
Wiser words were never spoken.
Amazing!!! Beautiful speech!!!!
Amazing brilliant talented! Left me speechless
ENCORE ENCORE
👏👏👏👏 Bravissimo, such wise words from a wise person
Can I just say I appreciate the lack of pronouns yagami yato uses. She even said 'spouse' instead of wife or husband. As a gay trans guy who has not had the most accepting surroundings and youth, I get so much comfort from this. Being able to listen and not have to actively make my brain change all the pronouns mentioned to mine is amazing
💙💗🤍💗💙 (Sorry there was no pink or teal) I LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me : nonbinary/genderneutral/genderless
Also me : ~*agrees in gay*~
I’m a pan trans guy who does want to try dating a guy identifying as a guy but to bad I got a gf I want to marry
She even uses they/them when pronouns are absolutely necessary 💙💙
Me: is this what your looking for
😉✋28:00
No charge just so you dont have to scroll for long
THIS WAS POSTED 14 MINS AGO HOW😂
wha-
....I mean I'll take it
@@millyhosking4641 GOD SPEED
@@haiileyjaade2638 god speed
How I found this part only 15 minutes after it was posted is for me to know and you to wonder
"A fired chicken like Dabi"
Rip Dabi he's a burnt chicken nugget
Ha
Ha Ha Ha
but.... do he still love himself?
@@QueenPineapples Questions scientists still can't answer 😔
I MaYbE a BuRnT ChIcKEn NugGet bUt i sTiLl lOvE mYSelF
he's marrying us and he still doesn't know our age
Not like I care
Edit: HOLY CARPFISH WHAT?? I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW MY COMMENT WAS GETTING ATTENTION WHAT IS THIS!?
This mans has screwed us. Hawks is in too deep to give a damn
*MM*
FBI OPEN UP
PointyPepper ITS OK CAUSE IM OF AGE SO YEET
He needs to go to jail🙄🧚🏾♀️🚔🚔🚔🚔🚔🚓
"--that complexity you seem to think you have--"
gasp are you calling me BASIC?!
*[offended noises intensify]*
“Marry Me, Right Now!”
Us: * looks at the 500 rings on both hands * * holds hand out * “go for it”
It be like that sometimes XD
Ko-kokichi? Eh, I don't judge. I won't tell *insert person you ship yourself with* if you don't. I might be lying though
You'll never know 😊😋
Serymar Matias oop-
wait don’t lie to shuichi he gets enough of those from me ;)))) (i hate myself lol)
UnusualAngels yeah xd
Okay! Shuichi is baby, so I won't
SIS: WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING??
ME: OH NOTHING "COVERS PHONE"
SIS:OH REALLY OK THEN
ME:👁️👄👁️💧
Bro me and my sister already watch dis so lmao
👁️👄👁️💧
Self destruct
@@salemthetrashman7292 oof my sis already know what is in my history
Brother and sister don’t know about what I do in my spare time and they won’t ever find out 😌👌🏻
Hawks: you smell so good
Me:*hasn't taken a shower in over a week*
The scent of quarantine 😌
@@itz_planet_marz3877 period 💅
Chile Anyway tell em
Yöm my favorite
LMFAO 😂😭💀💫
Me: *doing math homework while listening* (anyone else hate pre-calculus or?)
Spice: *begins*
Me: Suddenly I’ve forgotten how to math.
I also happen to be doing my algebra homework 😌
SAME
Whats math?-
Me with 7 schoolwork but laying in my bed: I-
LMAO SAME rn doing homework😌
Why was when he said the F word SO HOT? ...I need halp..
cause his voice is just mesmerizing like that uwu
@@sophiap.6952 agrees in fangirl
Adam Bridges i love youR PFP ryuko is best girl TvT
We don’t THINK it’s hot, we KNOW it’s hot. Absolutely no argument. Lmao
You and me both
Hawks:Marry me righ---
Me:Ohhh say less
Hawks:I didn't even---
Me:Shhhhhh
Keigo: "Marry me, right now!"
Me: "I been waiting for this one! You know I've turned down a bomb, a peice of broccoli, and an AC unit for you to finally ask me?"'
Ac?IDHJDJSKZJSHDHDBSJS
@@Sara-ek5so it's not my fault that Todoroki's basically an AC unit
I swear those nicknames 🤣🤣
@@localcryptid4798 An Ac unit...
You mean our kitchen.
He our stove and our freezer.
Thats all I need.
Also don't forget a Tazer, A plague doctor, a living car, a purple insomniac bush, a burnt staple store, a rock, a tape roll, an anxiety shapeshifter, a marshmello, and a dried peice of clay with hair.
Ive done this on another video too!
Hawks: "Chicken wing..~"
Me : "CHICKEN WING, HOTDOG AND BALLONY, CHICKEN AND MACARONI, CHILLING WITH MY HOMIESSS!!!"
I am not ashamed of my actions.
Thank you
Ty
“Marry me”
Me at 3am, sobbing: YES😭
Mom: Hunny!, this wedding dress looks good on you!
Me:eh.
Hours later:
....
Me:Get me that dress, now.
Title: "Marry me, right now!"
Me: Ain't gotta tell me twice-
Your not talking to twice, your talking to bird boi
Hawks killed Twice... Sorry.
Why are you reminding me of what I don't want to remember..?
@@fran.pop.205 I mean... It was pretty sad...
@@cringereadings8260 It was..
13:13 “Tell me all those things that make you hate yourself.” oH dO yOu WaNt My WhOlE lIsT? i HaVe It On My PhOnE. tHeReS aBoUt 568 rEaSoNs As Of RiGhT nOw.
Takami Keigo oh no bby. I tried reading it to my therapist the other day and I only got to 258 within the three hours I was there... :3
Takami Keigo you’re amazing keigo :) I didn’t know I need that, but thanks. Even if I disagree about half of the stuff you said, I’m happy you feel that way about me. Now here are your hearts: 💕💖💕💖🧡🧡💕❤️💖💗❤️💗🧡💖❤️💖🧡💗🧡💕💗💖❤️❤️🧡❤️💕❤️💖💕💗💗💗💗💗🧡🧡❤️❤️💖💗💗
Takami Keigo ok ok I’ll agree with ya :3 you are the smarter one ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜💖❤️🧡💛💚💙💜💖❤️🧡💛💚💙💜💖❤️🧡💛💚💙💜💖❤️🧡💛💚💙💜💖❤️🧡💛💚💙💜💖❤️🧡💛💚💙💜💖
love you bby :3
Mina? Explain what your doing here? 👁️👄👁️
@@MilesBitz oh i’m just being sad, lonely and single af and wishing i had a significant other. ya know, the usual. :)
Me: * sees title *
Also me: * flashbacks to marry me rebecca *
Rebecca, your the prettiest girl in Brooklyn
catbug
Hitoshi Shinsou catboi.
ItzThatOneGeminiGacha please don’t call me that
*gasp* My favourit cat boi is here
Hawks: you can be whatever kind of monster comes to your heart and mind"
me: * pours milk before cereal *
hawks: i-
(omg 45 likes, that's my record 😔✊)
Kill it, kill it with fire
@coco pastel i- that makes total sense how haven't I ever thought about that?????
@@labreejackson1625 whatchu got against us "milk first" people?👁️👄👁️
Psychopathic Mother Nature, yea the cereal needs to learn how to swim soon anyway ✨
@@priyorphic this is the best response I've ever gotten😂👌
Me: *casually watching this*
My battery: *1%*
Also me: welp..
I'm torn between saying "wrong anime" and "what would Kenma think about this?"
Kaitlyn Wilson I-
@@kurootetsurou2582 I went there
Kuroo wtf
Kaitlyn Wilson I feel ✨sad✨
33:02 I literally screamed, “Holy sh!t it’s squelchy!” I think my roommate is now questioning whether I’m watching porn or watching food videos
Both?
I will my roommate and he just woke up because of me I mean thehe
Both I'm thinking of 'food wars' right now
lmao food porn HSHSHHSHSAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA IM DEAD
Sjsjshsgauajah lmao
Conclusion: 2D characters are the ones who should exist not 3D people
✨Y e s✨
Yes pls
I can have a harem of anime boys, I can have my villain Boyo's and fried chicken as well as my sensei
If they exist... Imma create a new country with a harem of my husbandos
IM JUST STARING AT YOUR PFP SOMEONE PLEASE END ME