INTERNET APOLOGIES | OfflineTV Podcast #4

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  • @alexanderjaramillo5728
    @alexanderjaramillo5728 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4193

    They went from “getting beat as children” to “the purpose of the universe” in like 2 minutes.

    • @kitioppa
      @kitioppa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      And then they sprinkled in some organ harvesting clone farms just for fun

    • @ashleyjohnson7433
      @ashleyjohnson7433 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      is it weird that i actually enjoyed this podcast a lot?

    • @skyzodiac2837
      @skyzodiac2837 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@ashleyjohnson7433 yea me too!! I really like Lily being the host! :D

    • @inoob26
      @inoob26 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      sounds like a anime villain backstory

    • @angelvu
      @angelvu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      inoob26 100% brain

  • @DuperGX
    @DuperGX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3756

    Lily: our wifi is really spotty
    Michael: I DESIGNED A BOT TO CRASH OFFLINETV'S WIFI

    • @katamimo
      @katamimo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      Anything to make it easier for him to avoid streaming

    • @Brian-zj4mm
      @Brian-zj4mm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I love this comment 😂😂

    • @megmir6954
      @megmir6954 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      i mean knowing him he'd just make a fuck load of useless devices that "need" wifi so it makes it hard to use the wifi

    • @slayer711gaming6
      @slayer711gaming6 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Just a huge fuckin microwave to screw with the signal.

    • @raystrife234
      @raystrife234 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@slayer711gaming6 powered via screaming xD

  • @qrisu
    @qrisu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3506

    Michael won't hit his children he's a nice guy so he'll taze them

    • @fadisuleiman7197
      @fadisuleiman7197 4 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      Hits leave bruises but tasers wont >:)

    • @warcrabs
      @warcrabs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Taunting Pigeon this isn’t a cursed comment, this is just fucked up.

    • @Uncouth-Heretic
      @Uncouth-Heretic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@warcrabs Its not that deep its fine

    • @dumbstido6362
      @dumbstido6362 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@warcrabs would you like a tissue?😜

    • @warcrabs
      @warcrabs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jake you’re about 3 weeks late.

  • @thephantom8837
    @thephantom8837 4 ปีที่แล้ว +661

    Yo, Yvonne needs to be in more of these Podcasts. She's really good at these types of talks.

    • @jadiellima8922
      @jadiellima8922 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Yeah, so gross that Toast toke her chair wtf...

    • @bella-zn8bq
      @bella-zn8bq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ikr

    • @celesterobinson7580
      @celesterobinson7580 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      yeah, yvonne was actually on the camera for a while rather than being in the shadows. i feel like when she left, she was hurt after. poor her

    • @butternife4577
      @butternife4577 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@jadiellima8922 well if you take into account the dynamic of the group, yvonne is like the "joke" of the group and Toast was just playing into the joke. Plus Toast is the host of the podcast anyways

    • @matthewodriscoll9588
      @matthewodriscoll9588 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No

  • @whatliesindarkness
    @whatliesindarkness 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2101

    My mom tried to beat me with a coat hanger too once. didn't even do anything, maybe kicked a little too hard but I wasn't even born yet so cut me some slack

  • @roamingpig6845
    @roamingpig6845 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2377

    I like how they argued on who got to stream the Christmas stream even though they have an official offlinetv twitch channel that has only ever been used once

    • @mcfam8657
      @mcfam8657 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Would that be a problem with Toast on Facebook?👻👻👻?

    • @roamingpig6845
      @roamingpig6845 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@mcfam8657 idk we can only really know from the man himself

    • @floopyjoe500
      @floopyjoe500 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@mcfam8657 no lily talked about it before, it would be fine because he doesnt 'own' the account

    • @KanitowBlog
      @KanitowBlog 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      mcfam yea, thats why he always is at janet’s stream

    • @HalfHemp
      @HalfHemp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was wondering about this too! Probably viewership reasons.

  • @rootbear2973
    @rootbear2973 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2372

    Lily’s a nihilist, Toast’s a capitalist, scarra’s a deontologist/liberal, michael’s dead

    • @adrianlima7204
      @adrianlima7204 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      I genuinely laughed a little too loud at this.

    • @nizarch22
      @nizarch22 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      that shit was funny my dude

    • @hanskung3278
      @hanskung3278 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Dead?

    • @jnind8670
      @jnind8670 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@hanskung3278 *inside

    • @paulhermes990
      @paulhermes990 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@adrianlima7204 me: *laughes a little too loud at this*
      Me: *reads this subcomment*
      Me: *laughes a little too loud*

  • @tomasarte
    @tomasarte 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3947

    This should be a weakly thing, I miss the podcast so much

    • @rabiesh1606
      @rabiesh1606 5 ปีที่แล้ว +456

      it should be a strongly thing

    • @tomasarte
      @tomasarte 5 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      Rabie Sh oh no, I'm dumb (not gonna edit tho, the mistakes one makes are forever)

    • @rabiesh1606
      @rabiesh1606 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@tomasarte i know that number... weren't you in jail for stealing a loaf of bread?

    • @tomasarte
      @tomasarte 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Rabie Sh My sister's child was close to death, ok?

    • @jasonzimmerman9153
      @jasonzimmerman9153 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I second this!

  • @willdo6002
    @willdo6002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1839

    Michael Reeves: you know that one bad friend
    audience: hating that person
    Also Michael: that was me

    • @TheJerseyNinja
      @TheJerseyNinja 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Raginaction audience: never mind I love that guy

    • @jojogagliano
      @jojogagliano 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I think most people love the guy that their parents believe if you can just use them for your own gains

    • @Anshul_0077
      @Anshul_0077 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      deceiving people is truly an art that only michael can achieve at that level😂

    • @Not_Lilly42
      @Not_Lilly42 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't think he means that guy, the one your parents compare you to, but more like your good friend who they trust.

    • @yooniemin7
      @yooniemin7 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      True

  • @MattCookesurl
    @MattCookesurl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +866

    Michael: Yeah it's nice living with people now
    William/Care Taker: Are we a joke to you?

    • @topchoiceauto9626
      @topchoiceauto9626 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Pretty sure Will May have been the reason why Micheal also went to offline

    • @hotstuffSWAGMASTER99
      @hotstuffSWAGMASTER99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Top Choice Auto Doubt

    • @ddrmaster22
      @ddrmaster22 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Of course they are.

    • @bilalgill6722
      @bilalgill6722 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Top Choice Auto Michael said that he's still buddies with Will and he'd be down to do videos and shit with him if he's down, so I doubt that's true

    • @edped8619
      @edped8619 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@topchoiceauto9626 they got kicked out because of their stupid ideas, both of them
      They had to search something

  • @jgm721
    @jgm721 5 ปีที่แล้ว +706

    " did your parents ever beat you?" "just emotionally"

    • @nickhermanns4368
      @nickhermanns4368 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah right????!??!?!!??!??! LOLOLOL LMAOOOOOOOOOOO THIS COMMENT WAS SO FUNNY I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @angelvu
      @angelvu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Nick Swek yes

    • @mannb1023
      @mannb1023 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Josh Miller wait bro where is this quoted from

    • @angelvu
      @angelvu 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      MannB the video

    • @TBxGamingGodChannel
      @TBxGamingGodChannel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mannb1023 did you even watch bro smh

  • @OfflineTV
    @OfflineTV 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1797

    Nice :)

    • @honeydew9131
      @honeydew9131 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Offline TV Nice

    • @AIXONA
      @AIXONA 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Offline TV Nice

    • @krisd730
      @krisd730 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nice

    • @lancevu1319
      @lancevu1319 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Offline TV Nice

    • @bibonibo3840
      @bibonibo3840 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      nice

  • @outsider_in
    @outsider_in 5 ปีที่แล้ว +768

    Lily: "So are you guys ready for Christmas."
    Me: "Uhh.....I guess?"

    • @HHuynh2011
      @HHuynh2011 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I'm waiting for it...ever since last year's ended

    • @raystrife234
      @raystrife234 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Just 359 days left guys! Cmon, where's your Christmas spirit?!

    • @essitchi5978
      @essitchi5978 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Christmas is another normal day to me smh my head

  • @kylanharding3431
    @kylanharding3431 5 ปีที่แล้ว +489

    Okay but why does Courage The Cowardly Dog being Michael's favorite cartoon explain so much about his personality

    • @shreshthpaliyal485
      @shreshthpaliyal485 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      hahahah, yeah nice! :)

    • @abuheroalbadal922
      @abuheroalbadal922 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey That's PewDiePie's Wife Marzia's Favorite Cartoon, One Of My Favorites Too :)

    • @mikeoxlong7607
      @mikeoxlong7607 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@abuheroalbadal922 You creep too?

    • @abuheroalbadal922
      @abuheroalbadal922 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mikeoxlong7607 wdym?

    • @susofernandez8519
      @susofernandez8519 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's also Critikal's favorite cartoon! Apparently it created a lot of chaotic people

  • @unicow9640
    @unicow9640 5 ปีที่แล้ว +436

    normal people when it's christmas: "i'm so happy it's christmas"
    otv: "EXISTENCE IS PAIN"

    • @Remmeeee
      @Remmeeee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      no, normal people are the same as otv, you are the exepction.

    • @somedudeintheinterweb8665
      @somedudeintheinterweb8665 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Remmeeee no both of yu are the exceptions...
      Normal people are too dumb to think

  • @joelmartinez4342
    @joelmartinez4342 5 ปีที่แล้ว +636

    “Life is just death with extra steps”
    - Lilly

    • @CHSidChou
      @CHSidChou 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      true tho... totally agree

    • @joshbrenner1394
      @joshbrenner1394 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We need this as a shirt

    • @sennath6227
      @sennath6227 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@CHSidChou But you cant die if you cease to live in the first place

    • @xbensefx6030
      @xbensefx6030 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That was so true and depressing

    • @aymanashraf6276
      @aymanashraf6276 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Rick and Morty : " That's slavery with extra steps "

  • @teeliebhaber9246
    @teeliebhaber9246 5 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    Scarra:"Who was your favorite member, last christmas?"
    Micheal: stares at Lily
    Me:"Pls dont say he isnt a member anymore"

  • @joelmartinez4342
    @joelmartinez4342 5 ปีที่แล้ว +783

    Don’t mind me just hunting for some Michael Reeves content

    • @abdullahmahfooz8400
      @abdullahmahfooz8400 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Me tooo!!

    • @evandbltime1374
      @evandbltime1374 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Legit the only reason im here

    • @tatmmw1
      @tatmmw1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Aren't we all

    • @Jake-pr7js
      @Jake-pr7js 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Thanos the wale it started that way for me but now i like all of offline tv tbh

    • @viliamlenhart4565
      @viliamlenhart4565 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      bruh ikr, just want to see more of him

  • @frogfan9993
    @frogfan9993 5 ปีที่แล้ว +546

    I thought lily was gonna say “let’s talk about the holocaust” but it was the holidays

  • @SergioDumbrava
    @SergioDumbrava 5 ปีที่แล้ว +534

    I liked this "negative" podcast, i think it really helps at making people realize that you're normal people just like all of us and you have the same thoughts as most people do. It was nice and refreshing, i liked hearing about your "purpose in life". Great podcast👌

  • @rootbear2973
    @rootbear2973 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1403

    Topics for the future:
    - College
    - Future plans (ie. marriage kids etc)
    - How important is clout
    - Asian parents
    - becoming full time
    - beauty’s effect on clout
    - how getting old is gonna effect popularity
    - Paper straws
    Like so they can see :)

    • @mychaeljones7526
      @mychaeljones7526 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Clout

    • @madisonkoslowski1330
      @madisonkoslowski1330 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      we know Michael is down for the straw content, it gives him an excuse to shit talk turtles

    • @edonai5416
      @edonai5416 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Clout

    • @yeatedit1608
      @yeatedit1608 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      also how things for OTV will be in the future, like when will they split up or will some still live together

    • @Ceelker
      @Ceelker 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Or what's the deal with airline food?

  • @Zekurity
    @Zekurity 5 ปีที่แล้ว +725

    Alternate title: Twitch Streamers are having existential crisis.

    • @nova046
      @nova046 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Lmao Lyl twitch streamers + a Michael

    • @markaleman4419
      @markaleman4419 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao Lyl And Micheal Reeves is their to.

    • @martnyaya
      @martnyaya 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@markaleman4419 there* too*

    • @JonoPee669
      @JonoPee669 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Martin yaya - TheSpace good job my man, you have officially done a funny. Here’s your trophy for correcting someone’s grammar!!! 🏆

    • @trackmaniaIIDX
      @trackmaniaIIDX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@martnyaya they're* two*

  • @bepp6120
    @bepp6120 5 ปีที่แล้ว +624

    Michael didn't get beaten, he got tazed by his parents

    • @_anshin_anshin
      @_anshin_anshin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Nah his parents didn't need to do it he voluntarily tazes himself.

    • @justinchung2554
      @justinchung2554 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@_anshin_anshin nah he tazed his parents

    • @tychus7
      @tychus7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Nah they sucked pain out of him.
      With pain.

    • @ciello1195
      @ciello1195 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Killua?

    • @hollownite6859
      @hollownite6859 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They just left him in a garage and he tazed himself automatically

  • @TheSteffChris
    @TheSteffChris 4 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    Michael: I wanna be Jimmy Neutron
    Michael, you are the crackhead version of jimmy neutron already... so life goals achieved?

  • @shifusdad
    @shifusdad 5 ปีที่แล้ว +777

    "Zoomers dont get beat"
    Man, I've got a story for you.

    • @Sin90xx
      @Sin90xx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      I think my parents missed the memo

    • @somedudeintheinterweb8665
      @somedudeintheinterweb8665 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I will skadoosh yu master shifu

    • @Astartes00
      @Astartes00 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Lol I think it's really just white parents don't hit kids and I'm not trying to be racist I've seen this personally

    • @Prod-Akio
      @Prod-Akio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      im 14 rn and when i was 10 my mom used to beat me with a toy i love until it breaks while she beat me wih it

    • @pheonixheart1125
      @pheonixheart1125 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Astartes00 I got beat like 3 times and just decided to live my childhood trying to appease my parents 🙃

  • @simvalue
    @simvalue 5 ปีที่แล้ว +533

    Toast: "I want to make a 100 million"
    Also toast: "I want to cure cancer"

    • @furkan2640
      @furkan2640 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      that's how you make billions dude he is not contradicting at all.

    • @farhatu1542
      @farhatu1542 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      furkan kerim kavukcu toast is a very smart man

    • @reisushi3459
      @reisushi3459 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My man have priorities

    • @hannahbutler1919
      @hannahbutler1919 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ILostMyWaifu let’s not forget he’s asian

    • @banG168
      @banG168 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      there's already a cure for cancer made from sea cucumbers, but the only dosage allowed stops the spread of cancer with continued use, they don't allow the stronger dose to be made which reduces cancer

  • @InsanityBT
    @InsanityBT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +277

    "We just highrolled"
    Speech 100

  • @user-lc3mv5jc8n
    @user-lc3mv5jc8n 5 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    "Freak Lighting accidents killed him"
    You mean God tased him

  • @garth-mod4011
    @garth-mod4011 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    God Lily is depressing but also seeing such a positive and kind personality arise from such mental processes is encouraging

  • @viasdelusional
    @viasdelusional 5 ปีที่แล้ว +335

    “Micheal tell us about things you lie about”
    “Well I lie to myself all the time”
    ...
    🥺

  • @harleyheng7083
    @harleyheng7083 5 ปีที่แล้ว +435

    Scarra: "Freak lightning incident"
    Lily: "Tazed himself"

    • @wampaisen
      @wampaisen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      or mix religion and memes with "God tazed him"

    • @Brian-zj4mm
      @Brian-zj4mm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Sacrificed himself to his sacrificial vending machine for that sweet apple juice

  • @user-km3ku4us1e
    @user-km3ku4us1e 5 ปีที่แล้ว +731

    Poor Yvonne was in the podcast for a good 9 mins :(

    • @AbdElWadoudIkhlef
      @AbdElWadoudIkhlef 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      that was sad; we need another chair

    • @killerv135
      @killerv135 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟ =(

    • @UllaPNG
      @UllaPNG 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Toast was trying to have her stay though

    • @TheCrispAlien
      @TheCrispAlien 5 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      And she's not even in the description! #JusticeForYvonne

    • @nogamingz2785
      @nogamingz2785 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      But she got a bigger role as house manager

  • @AwesumBear
    @AwesumBear 5 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    otv: hey guys, this is going to be a light christmas episode
    also otv: hey lily, what if we CLONED and MURDERED your dog

  • @giantdwarf.
    @giantdwarf. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1824

    This is should be called Asian People live together and Fed

  • @spekda1706
    @spekda1706 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    "Put this on with your family infront of a warm fire"
    Me: Lives in australia,
    Me: "You're not wrong..."

    • @essitchi5978
      @essitchi5978 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thought it said "put this on with your family on a warm fire"

  • @a_birds_foot7974
    @a_birds_foot7974 5 ปีที่แล้ว +289

    Toast: *talking about if temmie got replaced*
    Lily: *arguing back*
    Michael: *nervous smile*

  • @bilboswaggings
    @bilboswaggings 5 ปีที่แล้ว +420

    toast is 100% religious he believes in RNGesus

    • @rivengle
      @rivengle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      He _is_ RNGsus

    • @hdung810
      @hdung810 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      GABEN

  • @xXxJDEZxXx
    @xXxJDEZxXx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    “He is just driving over and visiting 3x a day” ngl I was fooled the first couple of times...

    • @_black_bird
      @_black_bird 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      They played you like a damn fiddle

    • @void-master9077
      @void-master9077 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hey I don’t blame, you, I got suspicious when he was allowed to physically search their house and tase them and probably scar them, that’s when I assumed they just accepted the demon they let into their home.

  • @fletchergoss2359
    @fletchergoss2359 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    "Living is just dying with extra steps." WELL... That took a turn.

  • @YourWhysun
    @YourWhysun 5 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    Lily: “You can’t live your life not trusting everyone you meet, obviously...”
    Watch me

    • @beefedupkronks4371
      @beefedupkronks4371 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why would I, you probably wont even do this.

    • @rosannaelee
      @rosannaelee 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think you missed the Albert:

    • @milky9602
      @milky9602 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Watch m the

  • @novh4ck
    @novh4ck 5 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    "You can't choose when Jesus was born" - Scarra
    That is exactly what they did. Nobody really knows when the historic figure of Jesus was born and 25th of December was the same day of some pagan feast so they simple merged those two occasions.

    • @andrewsotelo70
      @andrewsotelo70 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      True, they did it so that they could get more people to go to their church.

    • @danksubstance3246
      @danksubstance3246 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The winter solstice with extra steps

    • @pheonixheart1125
      @pheonixheart1125 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@danksubstance3246 ye, yule with extra steps

    • @BIONICLECLAYPOKEMON
      @BIONICLECLAYPOKEMON 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Also, BC is no longer used in common or advanced academia, secondary education, and post-secondary education.
      We use B.C.E. Now, "Before Common Era"

    • @mohachis747
      @mohachis747 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Acording to scientists he was either born in the summer or autumn, so nowhere near 25 december.

  • @drewgustine9598
    @drewgustine9598 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    The thumbnail: smiles all around
    The video: we are all gonna die at one point and we don’t know if we have a purpose

  • @AbdElWadoudIkhlef
    @AbdElWadoudIkhlef 5 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    "I was that friend" PLOT TWIST

  • @CHSidChou
    @CHSidChou 5 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    feels like michael is holding back on the life purpose talk

    • @abrahamtan1093
      @abrahamtan1093 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Michael is probably lying to himself that time

    • @cas9343
      @cas9343 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@abrahamtan1093 I thought Toast was too

    • @clarissadonmaciel
      @clarissadonmaciel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      both him and Toast were

    • @YariTC
      @YariTC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@clarissadonmaciel as a Christian toast was saying everything Christianity represents it was interesting :)

  • @mohidkhan9819
    @mohidkhan9819 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Scarra: "I thought that was the case and then I looked at what he normally wore and it's all TH-camr
    merch"
    Micheal: *wears DanPlan merch in podcast*

  • @superderpyderps
    @superderpyderps 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    When you realize you can tell how old a video is by how pink Michael's hair is

  • @LeaIsChill
    @LeaIsChill 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    17:11 My four brain cells. One almost crying, one texting and two having an existential crisis over existence

    • @Brian-zj4mm
      @Brian-zj4mm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And a fifth brain cell just got the fuck out

    • @blank0s162
      @blank0s162 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      The 3 AM gang's all here

  • @WillTait
    @WillTait 5 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    OfflineTV: This was our worst podcast to date
    Me Into Conspiracy Theories: Can I get these talks on a weekly basis 😩

  • @choobowquay
    @choobowquay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    no one gonna talk about how they mentioned that michael wears merch, and he’s wearing a DANPLAN SHIRT?

    • @BeeComfy
      @BeeComfy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      IKR

    • @arattactician5697
      @arattactician5697 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What is there to talk about?

    • @junororiz7021
      @junororiz7021 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@arattactician5697 Danplan is over(?)

    • @amysarmiento182
      @amysarmiento182 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@junororiz7021 doesn't mean that he has to stop wearing the merch tho

    • @zzenichu1225
      @zzenichu1225 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      HOLY SHIT I DIDNY NOTICE--

  • @Eclectic-Sheep
    @Eclectic-Sheep 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    19:12 no, Michael is thinking of theory of mind. That's the ability to understand that other people's frames of reference are different from your own and that other people's wells of knowledge are different from your own. it's different than the understanding that other people's lives are as deep and complex as your own

  • @pi7227
    @pi7227 5 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    An episode about lies and deceit?
    Really leaning on that Michael Reeves theme here

  • @alanzhao6241
    @alanzhao6241 5 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    Nobody:
    Lily: “ aight, imma HYPE myself up for dying”.

  • @ukdds
    @ukdds 5 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    2 minutes into podcast
    Lily - Let's guide this deception...
    Me - This is gonna be a amazing podcast

  • @c-grade360
    @c-grade360 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    4:30 "You guys are gonna sneeze and I'll be back"
    Yikes that didn't age well

    • @drakebell5649
      @drakebell5649 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      C-grade wait what

    • @namelesssquire332
      @namelesssquire332 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@drakebell5649 they're talking about covid-19 lmfao

    • @drakebell5649
      @drakebell5649 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nameless Squire oh holy fuck I’m dumb

  • @rockagold3819
    @rockagold3819 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    "It's too... impossible for us to be... conscious... and inventing... pants, and shirts" -God, probably

  • @lilyydotdev
    @lilyydotdev 5 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    i know exactly how michael feels when theyre talking about stuff that happened before he joined.

  • @towrfan
    @towrfan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +333

    Video Category: Gaming
    Seems right

    • @mikazakhaev5011
      @mikazakhaev5011 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      lies and deception = playing with people's hopes and dreams

    • @raystrife234
      @raystrife234 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Getting beaten when you were a kid = you chose the rough route

    • @henrycrabgrass
      @henrycrabgrass 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@raystrife234 Lily got the high score

  • @easendays
    @easendays 5 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    nobody:
    michael: I need to sign up for health insurance today

    • @napdragon6862
      @napdragon6862 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pretty sure more than one person got health insurance today

    • @michaelno1865
      @michaelno1865 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      69

  • @Chwedy
    @Chwedy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Lily: "There was a post where I saw someone's chair expolded."
    Scarra: 👀 👀 👀 26:44
    🤣 🤣 🤣

  • @legojoker7552
    @legojoker7552 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Michael would be the type of person to cite Courage the Cowardly Dog as his favorite "kid's TV show"

  • @nithlx
    @nithlx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Toast: “BC? Before Christ!”
    BCE: “Am I a joke to you?”

    • @Anthony8851
      @Anthony8851 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Any topic like that it's just a wake-up call.
      "Oh yea, I'm watching people who are Twitch streamers for a living."

  • @tazmenroach5516
    @tazmenroach5516 5 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    When I saw Michael and Toast in the same thumbnail I got so hyped.

    • @ghostlymitch
      @ghostlymitch 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lies, typical

    • @tazmenroach5516
      @tazmenroach5516 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Mitch Hoegee I actually thought it was lies because Toast wasn’t there in the beginning but then he showed up and I was happy again.

    • @nogamingz2785
      @nogamingz2785 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Michael and toast like 2 smartest savegery person On offlinetv for my opinion

  • @ryanluu9659
    @ryanluu9659 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Honestly, this has been my favorite podcast so far. The philosophical talk was fun, the memes were good, and learning more about everyone in offlinetv as people was really interesting.

  • @2160Tunes
    @2160Tunes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "Did you ever get beat as a kid?"
    Me who started fighting back at the age of 8, pissing myself, kicking, screaming & generally turning the beating around: heh.

  • @Modgimus
    @Modgimus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Y'know, I can never tell if toast is lying

  • @lonk7191
    @lonk7191 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    When cloning an animal the thing that stays the same is the exterior/physique. The personality is most likely going to be completely different

    • @lonk7191
      @lonk7191 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @morgan yu genetics.thetech.org/ask/ask147
      Read this article. It explains the basics pretty well.

    • @zapdos6244
      @zapdos6244 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah, I was looking through the comments for this. Was surprised that I had to scroll far down to find it

    • @Illyme
      @Illyme 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      When you say "personality", do you mean their brain and way of thinking?

  • @July-gj1st
    @July-gj1st 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Scarra: Michael, why do you have so many amazon boxes?
    Michael: Well, I programmed this thing on python …

  • @moneyhoarder69
    @moneyhoarder69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    we need Yvonne on the next podcast now.
    and ALL of it this time...

  • @brycewheeler8526
    @brycewheeler8526 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    7:59 Scarra gets so flustered by Lily laying her head on his shoulder lmao!

  • @ComradeTiberius
    @ComradeTiberius 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    It feels weird when they talk about getting beaten by their parents, in Norway the parents would literally lose the right to have their child and would be put in jail for child abuse! My parents attitude can be summed up as "If you beat someone then you've lost"! Most norwegian parents agree that beating their child accomplishes nothing other than the child distancing itself from its parents when they grow up!

    • @sidoniegabrielle269
      @sidoniegabrielle269 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ComradeTiberius it’s a good attitude to have! basically everyone i know who was beaten as a kid has vowed to never beat their children. once my dad slapped me just as a reflex when we were fighting once and he started crying and apologizing immediately because he didn’t want to ever be like his parents

    • @nikosaronim
      @nikosaronim 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Right? They're not really bad people but you can't help but form some sort of hate towards them once you receive pain. You're literally a child. A bit slow and less knowledgable but no need to beat just to teach things.

    • @redx12ae33
      @redx12ae33 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just, Wow.
      The west

  • @jovanpetrovich9359
    @jovanpetrovich9359 5 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    Can't believe ya'll edited out Michael saying how easy it is to bypass home security.

    • @Bluejay575
      @Bluejay575 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jovan Petrovich did they really, what did he say?

    • @lontongtepungroti2777
      @lontongtepungroti2777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      how did you know they edited that?

    • @lontongtepungroti2777
      @lontongtepungroti2777 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I've just watch that part, 32:17

    • @jovanpetrovich9359
      @jovanpetrovich9359 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He mentioned home security systems being weak in one of his earlier videos and most likely said same thing here.

    • @stellac3047
      @stellac3047 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I took it to just be one of the things Michael lies about like the way he was good at reminding lily that he didnt live where he actually lived.

  • @Moon-xp4ek
    @Moon-xp4ek 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    intro: "let's talk about the holidays!"
    the episode: "how would u use ur last few moments alive in a crashing plane doe"

  • @jiaruiyan870
    @jiaruiyan870 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    “Air soft guns do leave marks”
    Yeah you would know Michael

  • @P3ndragon025
    @P3ndragon025 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "After this podcast we're gonna go sign up for health insurance"
    If this is the most big brain play of 2020 idk what is.

  • @lelo669
    @lelo669 5 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    Micheal's Dan plan shirt did not age well.....

  • @terrifyingnoise
    @terrifyingnoise 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Michael- "what if someone just kept making temmies?"
    Lily-"they should STOP"

  • @YoshiRamen
    @YoshiRamen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Michael: I need health insurance
    also Michael: *creates killer drones*

  • @zzlai6235
    @zzlai6235 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Me: Best podcast I've ever heard.
    Scarra: Worst podcast I've ever been

  • @kokutai3331
    @kokutai3331 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    “Living is just dying with extra steps” 21:24

  • @DRida64
    @DRida64 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    That realization that Lily shakes her hands around a LOT while talking, but Michael's hand just becomes the ok hand as it relaxes.

  • @mombei9835
    @mombei9835 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    "Living is just dying with extra steps"
    She might not be off at all; maybe life is the most efficient way for the universe to accelerate its own heat death

  • @Gersheyz
    @Gersheyz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Me: Oh, I get to hear what Yvonne thinks about stuff today, cool.
    Toast: Nah, get out

  • @MajorStalker8D
    @MajorStalker8D 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    “Zoomers didn’t get beat” well my parents didn’t get the memo

  • @cupohappiness1416
    @cupohappiness1416 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    THE. MOST. RELATABLE. episode EVER! Dude, I'm so happy that Michel is there to enable Lili's depression. The topics those two cover are exactly what I think about and go through. Makes me happy I'm not alone. Makes me want to try to be friends with them.

  • @mrnatas2486
    @mrnatas2486 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    I wonder when Michael will make the vending machine of pain.

    • @arcturusraze1236
      @arcturusraze1236 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "I Made A Vending Machine That Deals In Pain- That'll be the day.

  • @ukaszburliga543
    @ukaszburliga543 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    I hope that the 24 hour coding stream isn't a lie

    • @churrolul
      @churrolul 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      same, watching lily struggle to learn how to code sounds super entertaining

    • @Brian-zj4mm
      @Brian-zj4mm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Watch Michael make an AI that teaches people how to code
      Free streaming content for weeks

    • @Batkudev
      @Batkudev 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Brian-zj4mm just randomly creates super inteligent ai

  • @eddydeezntz
    @eddydeezntz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Scarra: Who was your favorite member last year?
    Michael: 👀

  • @_zora_7204
    @_zora_7204 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Michael's wearing a Danplan shirt?

    • @YaBoiKuma
      @YaBoiKuma 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      In a podcast about lies and deceit.

    • @_zora_7204
      @_zora_7204 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Poor Stephen

    • @YaBoiKuma
      @YaBoiKuma 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Let's flame Dan's ass. Only not on their channels.

    • @bigfat6797
      @bigfat6797 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@_zora_7204 what happened to stephen

    • @jazperryr4761
      @jazperryr4761 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Big Fat he left danplan

  • @mechahika
    @mechahika 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2020 Toast: i dont remember lying
    toast 2021: lies as impostor, and potentially gaslights everyone

  • @sharkyy9104
    @sharkyy9104 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "I think living is just dying with extra steps." Literally my thoughts like every night

  • @katherinemartinez4659
    @katherinemartinez4659 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    That moment when you see Michael's wearing the danplan merch and you get happy but then remember Stephen left 😢😢😢

  • @luigionex
    @luigionex 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    As a curiosity, Jesus Christ wasn't born in the year 0, he was actually born at 4 BC (approximately, ue to some mistakes that a monk had when calculating the date ). Also he wasn't born the 25 of December. Christians took this day from an ancient roman religious festivity (Sol Invictus). The birth of Sol Invictus was celebrated the 25 of December, and most experts think that was Constantine the Great who established this date to be the Jesus birth (so before 300 BC it is thought that Christmas was not celebrated).
    I hope you find it interesting ;)

    • @zothindemysticsc4405
      @zothindemysticsc4405 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Even though i already knew i respect the time you took and acknowledge the fact that more people should do this so thank you :)

    • @hu1902
      @hu1902 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Jesus christ was just a fictional character based on a novel by our lord and saviour putin the great

    • @JensGulin
      @JensGulin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @SirLuisJoder What's your source for "nativitas" not referring to the Christ child in this case? I get that solstice was an arbitrary choice, but was the Nativitas term actually used for that?

    • @luigionex
      @luigionex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@JensGulin I heard it from a documentary (I don't remember the name, but It was about Aurelian). I've edited the part that was wrong. Ty

  • @sgtzeller21
    @sgtzeller21 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Hooray for Scarra being loud enough to hear! I still think he should move his mic like a half inch closer so he is more balanced in the sound. He is quiet then toast is loud and makes me want to keep turning the volume up and down.

  • @evokes5662
    @evokes5662 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I wish I had friends like these guys here. They just seem so chill and they seem the type of people you can open up to and have endless conversations about anything:3

  • @SakanaKogane
    @SakanaKogane 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    39:35
    foreshadowing

  • @MuppetMan15
    @MuppetMan15 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Them telling about getting beaten by their parents is so surreal to me

    • @CaptainJellyBS
      @CaptainJellyBS 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ikr. I think I got slapped maybe very few tikes but it became illegal early in my childhood

    • @radielkill
      @radielkill 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      i have the opposite feeling, it's soo normal here.

    • @in_dgoh4915
      @in_dgoh4915 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@radielkill sameee

    • @Nyanonymousify
      @Nyanonymousify 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same I've gotten whipped so badly I bled from the wounds and I went to school the next day and everyone just teased me for angering my parents

    • @undeadicus
      @undeadicus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My mom used smart tactics for discipline. The wrist grind, hand slaps, smacking me with a brick of cheese. Licorice hurts like a biatch too.
      I still don't understand why disciplining a child is illegal.

  • @jilljohnson605
    @jilljohnson605 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I won’t lie, while I like to hear these guys just talk about anything I do like the segments about non-internet related things the most. I want to know what people think about life and death, about human existence, about purpose, fears, aspirations or philosophy in general. I feel like segments about money, relationships online, or favorite shows are extremely superficial. Also I think such topic are often in the conversation due to pokis presence. She’s so brand aware that talking about controversial or difficult topics are a non option for her. I think I’ve never heard her talk about for example religion. This is in no way a jab at her but being the “business woman” (I know kinda washed meme but whatever) she is, she just shies away from those topics in the public eye knowing that taking a critical stance on something would scratch her image.
    Of course I could be 100 percent wrong with my reasoning but what I’m trying to say is that this episode was probably my favorite since it isn’t about streaming or internet but more about life itself.

  • @acontato06
    @acontato06 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Michael: "Says that he buys youtuber merch"
    Michael: " Is wearig merch from dan plan "

    • @trackmaniaIIDX
      @trackmaniaIIDX 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah...?

    • @acontato06
      @acontato06 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@trackmaniaIIDX Yeah

    • @dontspeak6372
      @dontspeak6372 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dan plan, is not the same anymore tho... So sad.

  • @pradhyumnajadhav9137
    @pradhyumnajadhav9137 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    *Yvonne:* I'll be back before you sneeze....
    *Everyone now:* Umm... Really?

  • @Ryuflare1
    @Ryuflare1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    OTV: Any near death experiences?
    Michael's brain: BIG METAL PISTON SPIKE