If you watch him in is movies, you'll come to find out he's a pretty decent actor. Anybody who started out very young telling jokes to make their family members laugh had to do a few accents well. I'm betting he's been doing these ones for years...
He's super relatable haha at least for and I like how he stays away from race and sex jokes for the most part its just relatable comedy about everyday life lmao
He's not psycho. He's just more honest than the average person. What's dangerous is when people are not open about their dark side. Because people in power can use that to their advantage when they want to do fucked up shit like throw a bunch of people in death camps or exclude half the population from being able to work or socialize because they don't agree with outlandish pseudo-medical dictatorships trying to govern their every. Move. The vast percentage of the population asleep to their dark side will do fucked up shit when the power structure gives them justification, and we've fucking just seen that. This guy is at least a tad more sane than you, which is why you should be disturbed. Be disturbed and stay disturbed, for your darkness is deep, and it's your duty as a human alive on this planet to know yourself. If you don't, then you've derelicted your duty. You've rejected the reason you were put here on earth. Wherever you end up as a result of ignorance, you'll be in the company of the vast multitude.
Coincidentally, I just got here STRAIGHT FROM a Dave Chappelle video just before this lol. And also coincidentally, my 2 most absolute favorite standup comedians too.
As a former employee of macdondalds I can say that bill is right on the money, if I had a dollar for every drunk person who came in the drive thru at 3 am I would be a rich man
1:15 - when he compares a drunk man en route to his car to Beatles Mania, especially being from Liverpool (& therefore growing up with them always on, haha), it killed me. It’s absolute genius how he made something so tragic & something so ego-boosting (his drunk state) synonymous. In a comedic sense, his writing is genius.
Unfortunately Covid isn't taking out enough humans but there will be more deadly pandemics to come. A virus that makes most men sterile would do the trick!
"That little sad traffic jam of Divorce's, Shut ins and nerds that go to Comicon" - The McDonalds Drive Thru on a Friday Night. Thank you Bill Burr. Preach On Brother.
"The property comes back to us." Anyone else notice how it's only ever the comedians who occasionally let it slip that they really, truly understand the world they were born into?
Jack in the box was this equivalent for me when I lived in San Francisco. Dude who took my order even woke me up from my nap. Shout out to that gentleman.
I think the drunk driving joke might just be the best joke ever made. The combination of unexpected turns and great acting just makes it funny regardless of how many times you watch it
5:55 ... I feel weirdly betrayed by Bill Burr doing such a high-quality accent. He's always been the patron saint of the lowest side of myself. But that accent is so far from his real voice that it obviously took hours of diligent, meticulous practice - which makes it clear he is not at all the underachieving fellow loser I always assumed he was. A voice like that could earn him roles playing anyone ... Including the kind of powerful person that runs, ruins or disregards my life. He did way too good a job of sounding like the enemy.
I do think we need to stop adding 1 highway lane at a time. Let's make 12 lane highways from the start and do maintenance every once in a while. No need for all this traffic, honestly
Totally fucking awesome beyond belief. Bill, you are one of the loves of my life from long ago! Keep on making me and others laugh, dude!!! That IS what makes the world go 'round. :-)
6:36 Number 4: “I suggest to develop a virus, so people couldn’t walk freely, neither interact with beloved ones; so they’ll need to be inside their houses for 1 whole year, so we can fix our plans” - Yes, Yes -said the Chairman. 😤
It's good that you typed the "anti copyright" to avoid the dozens of comments from people complaining about why you put the video in a small box, but now I'm complaining about nonexistent comments from people complaining about the small box. .....I'll see myself out.
TH-cam has become so boring. I tried searching for standup shop shows yesterday, cause i know there used to be tons of full shows or long clips, now its just small clips of 5 mins
Holy fuck that clown part was hilarious. "There´s some dry ice in the back ground. The camera zooms into his face" I can only imagine how creep and yet epic it would be to see that.
"having this wonderful little moment with myself" - nice and quite spot-on the general philosophy of investigative contemplation & comedy, irony, satire. Edgy, to be sure and well performed. We grow up thinking people have it all 'figured out' and, if we apply ourselves, we too will have knowledge. And part of that is true - but comes a time and you realize - there's lots of dogma but you're on your own.
Kids: Poison burgers (and sugary sodas), little moments for parents... Drunk People: McDonalds folks are prob. very, very used to folks like you. Esp. late at night... 😁😁😁😁
The all day breakfast is for people who work the night shift. Their breakfast starts in the evening and they work through the night. Times have changed where the normal 9am-5pm doesn't apply to everyone.
Man bill burrs punchline abilities are just off the charts. I dont think any man besides him and chappelle have the sheer accumalative quantity of jokes that have made me LOUD laugh. Im talking dump all the air in my lungs laugh. Where the word "ha ha" actually came from
I once left a party, blind drunk, on my Chopped Harley, stopped at a light, leaned over and threw up...light changed and I rode this winding road along this cliff face on one side back home. A copper pulled me up (because of the bike!) and asked me how many drinks I had.."Just two beers sir"...checked the bike and my license and let me go...the 70's in Sydney, Australia before breath testing. I can't believe I'm still alive...fingers crossed...LOL
Hearing Bill Burr casually joke about the end of the human race kinda helps me come to terms with it.
I was just thinking about it any you said it.
Thank goodness I’m not the only one thinking this!
Trevor Moore meteor
It’s always the jesters that spoke the truth hey? Shakespeare had it right all along
Ya there’s more plastic then fish in the sea now
Bill’s ominous old British Palpatine-esque voice was amazing, never heard such a different voice from him.
IKR? Caught me off guard, then caught my attention, and I smiled as I listened to THIS voice of his
@@karenkelleher989 ok KAREN
Has a Hannibal Lecter feel to it, I love it
I thought he was going for a german/ posh Brit Rothschild accent
If you watch him in is movies, you'll come to find out he's a pretty decent actor. Anybody who started out very young telling jokes to make their family members laugh had to do a few accents well. I'm betting he's been doing these ones for years...
I'm living in a war torn Yemen.. your videos are my haven and what keeps me sane.. keep it up, Bill
Love you 👍👍
Stay safe and we will continue to support you.
th-cam.com/users/MondayMorningPodcast
those saudi fucks will soon fall apart
love from Pakistan 💕
@Pissed Bob Ross calm down Bob Ross think happy trees!
“I looked in the mirror..
We both laughed..”
I love this psycho. 😂😂
Was gonna say the same, but somehow knew I wouldn’t be the only one to pick up on that one! 🤣 Cheers
That sounds like something a maniac would say
Gemini
He's super relatable haha at least for and I like how he stays away from race and sex jokes for the most part its just relatable comedy about everyday life lmao
He's not psycho. He's just more honest than the average person. What's dangerous is when people are not open about their dark side. Because people in power can use that to their advantage when they want to do fucked up shit like throw a bunch of people in death camps or exclude half the population from being able to work or socialize because they don't agree with outlandish pseudo-medical dictatorships trying to govern their every. Move.
The vast percentage of the population asleep to their dark side will do fucked up shit when the power structure gives them justification, and we've fucking just seen that.
This guy is at least a tad more sane than you, which is why you should be disturbed.
Be disturbed and stay disturbed, for your darkness is deep, and it's your duty as a human alive on this planet to know yourself.
If you don't, then you've derelicted your duty. You've rejected the reason you were put here on earth.
Wherever you end up as a result of ignorance, you'll be in the company of the vast multitude.
This guy is so good, he took on Philadelphia and won
Unanimously
When he mentioned the Phillies being a female horse I lost it 😂
Best rant ever.
Legend
He humbled them idiots lol
Bill Burr's acting skills with the round table scene is amazing.
Tell ya hhhhwhat
Did he predict Co-vid? I believe that's how the committee voted.
Nah that was way off his style. It went on too long and wasn’t funny at all
Dave Chappelle & Bill Burr are the best comedians 😉
gotta love these two crazy ass fuckers. one is crazed himself.
Yes and yes.
Coincidentally, I just got here STRAIGHT FROM a Dave Chappelle video just before this lol. And also coincidentally, my 2 most absolute favorite standup comedians too.
@@josephblanchard6248 telling the hard truth.
What about Patrice O'Neal. Don't tell me he's not your top 5.
As a former employee of macdondalds I can say that bill is right on the money, if I had a dollar for every drunk person who came in the drive thru at 3 am I would be a rich man
I mean they do get at least a dollar for every drunk person who comes in and there’s rich men in the corporate office of McDonald’s because of that
My go to on the way home from the bar was Jack In The Box for the tacos
McDonald's? Macdonald's? If you worked there wouldn't you know how to spell it?
@@bradsimoneau5729 😁😂🤣😜
Everyone is drunk everywhere at 3am
McDonalds should hire Bill Burr for a string of marketing ads featuring him as the clown.
Bill wont do that! You noticed he said hire the clown back right.
I would pay for it
YES
The clown??? C'mon man his name is Ronald McDonald
Bill Burr is nobody's clown.
I love how Bill Burr just turns into a Bond villain halfway through the video.
"Number four.." xD
Hell yes. He's spot on every time
I love how bill burr just turns into a threatening Ronald mcdonald halfway through the video
LOL. He's either insane or a fucking genius.
Why "either"? ;)
Both!
He’s insanely genius
both
hes just telling jokes calm the fuck down
1:15 - when he compares a drunk man en route to his car to Beatles Mania, especially being from Liverpool (& therefore growing up with them always on, haha), it killed me. It’s absolute genius how he made something so tragic & something so ego-boosting (his drunk state) synonymous. In a comedic sense, his writing is genius.
I wish to believe it killed you, but somehow you are still here.
Bill's the only comedian who truly makes me lose it
Louis ck
Dave Chapelle
Gotta see Bruce Bruce
Same
@@Z5314Z qq
“If you can’t get your drunk ass, or your drugged up ass down here by 1030 in the morning... you’re getting a burger!” 🤣🤣🤣
This is standup at its supreme best. Its just no holds barred assault for 10 minutes. No pauses, he just keeps going
His brain 💜
"I looked in the mirror and we both laughed" that line gave me a worrisome strange feeling.
Like he said,if you've been through that you'd understand
Oh ive been there
@Tarun Singaria "Bhang" as in that drink from India, which is like cannabis, liquor and cinnamon or whatever? 🙂
@Tarun Singaria Tried that once, replace the bhang with obscure Scandinavian Shroom, replace knife with winter sea.
I found it too damn relatable
Bills “take your seatbelt off you Mary” rant is the most working class Irish New Englander thing I’ve ever heard
I never thought I'd be rolling and howling with laughter at the phrase "You're gettin' a burger".
His delivery on that was too damn funny.
My brother worked this show. He held the spotlight on Bill and said it was really hard to not laugh his ass off the entire time
😂
"No autographs! Get'em off me!"
Bill Burr is one of the few great comedians.
Bill: How do you eliminate a couple of billion people
Year 2020: COVID-19
the Plandemic
👌
Unfortunately Covid isn't taking out enough humans but there will be more deadly pandemics to come. A virus that makes most men sterile would do the trick!
@@earthangel8730 No covid did not ,but the cure will hit the mark.
"We were just trying to freak out IHOP." 🤣🤣🤣
Then they tried to turn the tables...
FUCKING LEGEND AHAHAAHHA
IHOB LOL
That's really the only reason why they do it. Selling a pisspoor imitation of what the competition built their business around.
"That little sad traffic jam of Divorce's, Shut ins and nerds that go to Comicon" - The McDonalds Drive Thru on a Friday Night.
Thank you Bill Burr.
Preach On Brother.
Unless it's near a music venue lol
"What are all these people doing in my road!? They must be eliminated!!"
😂😂
Bill Burr is amazing. I've randomly watched this bit more than 15 times over the last few years... I literally laugh out loud every time.
That airport skit is genius. Ppl laugh not knowing how deep that was.
Radiation damage to dna and cellular based systems is cumulative. So it actually does work as Bill outlines. He must have done the proper research lol
How deep was it?
wow bro so deep
"Then he pushes a kid on a swing, something nice"
That was my favorite line lol
The most underrated part of the joke
Lol some reason I saw "bunches" instead of "pushes" had to look twice
"The Clown ain't finished!"
Title of memoirs confirmed
"My little brother didn't like what we were having for breakfast...My Dad threw a glass of milk in his face"
“I looked in the mirror, caught my eye, and we both laughed.”
That’s a great punchline, I’m not gonna steak it.
"The property comes back to us." Anyone else notice how it's only ever the comedians who occasionally let it slip that they really, truly understand the world they were born into?
George Carlin: "It's a big club... and you ain't in it."
Pensive Scarlet it’s very redpilled
The things This guy spits out is just common sense to me man!
Love him!
The Illuminati after 5:47:
"He's speaking our truth. Let's kill him."
"Nah! Let him live. He's too damn funny."
Yep
Some movies coming with this story
Am I the only one who thinks his evil billionaire voice sounds like Willem Dafoe?
That walking drunk to the car joke was amazing 😂
"Then he goes out, pushes a kid on a swing, something nice" lmao!!
"I trust everyone had their fun." 😂😂
I didn't expect that voice LMAO
Sounds like Sandler a little bit when he uses his mean voice
Epstein didn't kill himself!
Lmao 🤣🤣 that got me, great accent
I love this guy... I’ve been smiling and giggling for thirty minutes now
Muito obrigado pela tradução cara, Bill Burr é ouro puro nos dias de hoje.
Bill always goes a bit deeper and off centre than his audience are used to. You can hear it in their hesitant laughter
"divorcees, Shut-ins and people that go to Comic-con" LOL
I’m two of those things🤣
@@ng23242 do you order two meals then?! 😉
And to think, now because of 'The Mandalorian' Bill can go to Comic and Sci-fi conventions as a celebrity guest.
I work at McDonald's and I want them to make that commercial!!!
Same but for CFA lmao
Who's watching this during the Covid-19 pandemic thinking "they did it"!?
Everyone
Especially him.
Yup. And everyone is acting like we aren't 2 months and one person's decision away from mad max and burning TP castles
@@mikeyo2365 looks like we weren't eh
Me
Jack in the box was this equivalent for me when I lived in San Francisco. Dude who took my order even woke me up from my nap. Shout out to that gentleman.
I can literally picture an angry Ronald Mcdonald saying those lines in a commercial. 😂
Don't own your own boat, be friends with the guy who has a boat! Bill Burr. He was great in BB!
that crowd didn't appreciate the ..."I trust everyone flys private...mwahahahaha"....line
“Bruce has to drop a deuce, where’s he gonna go”? 😂
Bills a beast on stage legend he will go down as one the greats
I think the drunk driving joke might just be the best joke ever made. The combination of unexpected turns and great acting just makes it funny regardless of how many times you watch it
Lol just like the drunk driver nice
"We tell you what the fuk we're making." would be THE most epic restaurant slogan of all time.
If McDonald's start making those types of commercials "the clown" would make a strong comback!😁👍
bill burr's evolution as a comic is epic. My personal 2nd favorite behind Norm.
I gotta go with Patrice O Neil first. Him and Billy were good friends.
I love Norm too.
"Oh, take the seatbelt off you f-in Mary!" I just about choked to death laughing at that part.
"Ahhh take your seatbelt off, ya fuckin' Mary" 😂😂😂🤣
*"THE CLOWN AINT FINISHED YET!!!"*
No one's funnier than Mr. Bill Burr.
I trust everyone on this table flies private😂😂😂😂
Yea!! That's the only way I can meet up with me and Julian. Where y'all at??
ohh bill... God bless your rotten little heart. We need you now more then you know...
Pisses me off that Mcds makes breakfast all day, but i cant get a mcdub at 4 am
McDouble? You absolutely can
BILL BURR IS THE BEST HE NEVER FAILS TO CRACK ME UP
The only comedian that I fall off the couch watching 🤣🤣🤣Bill Burr is just a comedic genius!
5:55 ... I feel weirdly betrayed by Bill Burr doing such a high-quality accent. He's always been the patron saint of the lowest side of myself. But that accent is so far from his real voice that it obviously took hours of diligent, meticulous practice - which makes it clear he is not at all the underachieving fellow loser I always assumed he was. A voice like that could earn him roles playing anyone ... Including the kind of powerful person that runs, ruins or disregards my life. He did way too good a job of sounding like the enemy.
You can get there too man. Work on yourself.
Why would you think that someone that has become the best comedian in the world after hustling their entire adult life is an underachieving loser?
@@TC-lk2ev
I was fooled by his disrespectful personality.
@@kedabro1957 haha fair enough man. He is ruthless.
You sound like your own biggest enemy...
Comedians talk about things that people don’t want to talk about,,,, bill burr takes it to a COMPLETELY new level!
"and we both laughed" aHEHaEHeaheheaehaEAH
It's crazy how he is able to bring up thee worst topics ever and bring us laughter from it! He keeps it so real is hilarious!!! Love it!
food racism? come on Bill, you're putting ideas in some people's heads...
I just think its best that salads and big macs keep to their own kind
Too late Dude....it's in there already........ Next is going to be beer with no alcohol.........FUCK , TOO LATE !
Unfortunately I remember someone being outraged, because they thought eating sushi was, "cultural appropriation." I WISH I was making this up.
revelationstudier999 I wish I was there to argue with that person, it doesn’t make sense.
Milk is racist
What a brilliant way to open people's eyes to millimeter wave scanners. Awesome. You're a hero Bill.
Just nailed a Bilderberg meeting Mr Burr 🤐 Love your dark humour Sir .
I do think we need to stop adding 1 highway lane at a time. Let's make 12 lane highways from the start and do maintenance every once in a while. No need for all this traffic, honestly
Aaaaahaha "the clown ain't finished"🤣😁
That was beautiful
Thank god this man exists and is leading the charge in this new comedy golden age, which seems to only be getting stronger
Totally fucking awesome beyond belief. Bill, you are one of the loves of my life from long ago!
Keep on making me and others laugh, dude!!!
That IS what makes the world go 'round. :-)
to me it makes more sense to have chicken nuggets in the morning than mcgriddles in the afternoon. come on now..
Drops the “anti copyright” like it is a spell or some shit 😂😂😂
6:36 Number 4: “I suggest to develop a virus, so people couldn’t walk freely, neither interact with beloved ones; so they’ll need to be inside their houses for 1 whole year, so we can fix our plans” - Yes, Yes -said the Chairman. 😤
It's good that you typed the
"anti copyright" to avoid the
dozens of comments from
people complaining about
why you put the video in a
small box, but now I'm complaining about
nonexistent comments
from people complaining
about the small box.
.....I'll see myself out.
Watch out for those lights that you turn on by pulling a rope!
I like small boxes 📦😏
@@macdaddy5796 ... chrishansen.jpg
😂😂😂😂😂😂
dam the ego is neurotic
I never thought I'd see someone make drunk driving funny.
Damn, that anti-copyright thing really works!
aoflex Not sure what it means.
TH-cam has become so boring. I tried searching for standup shop shows yesterday, cause i know there used to be tons of full shows or long clips, now its just small clips of 5 mins
@@Glaskruset filters>duration>long
Anyone watching this during the Coronavirus pandemic??? A bit eeeeerrrrryyyy.
Are you writing this for the future or what? This shit's been going on for months now
@@kevinsundelin8639 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
It's too quiet... It was never like that back in the days... Don't go away, Bill. 😭😭
Agree. That audience should have been cracking up
5:57 That's a conversation they have at the Bilderbergs and Trilateral committee meeting.
Holy fuck that clown part was hilarious. "There´s some dry ice in the back ground. The camera zooms into his face" I can only imagine how creep and yet epic it would be to see that.
When I was younger if you didn't get to McDonald's by 10am you didn't get breakfast lmao
Never heard bill Burr do another voice he killed that shit
"having this wonderful little moment with myself" - nice and quite spot-on the general philosophy of investigative contemplation & comedy, irony, satire. Edgy, to be sure and well performed. We grow up thinking people have it all 'figured out' and, if we apply ourselves, we too will have knowledge. And part of that is true - but comes a time and you realize - there's lots of dogma but you're on your own.
Kids: Poison burgers (and sugary sodas), little moments for parents...
Drunk People: McDonalds folks are prob. very, very used to folks like you. Esp. late at night... 😁😁😁😁
Only Bill Burr could say something like "they completely lost their way" about McDonalds and make it seem like that made sense somehow..
What you're describing my friend is the "Thanos theory"
"I trust everyone at this table flies private, mwahahaha!!" My god, this bit had me dying, ahah!
Watching this amidst the covid 19 pandemic currently is quite fitting.
The all day breakfast is for people who work the night shift. Their breakfast starts in the evening and they work through the night. Times have changed where the normal 9am-5pm doesn't apply to everyone.
Well I want a hamburger at 9 in the morning. Where’s my wants & needs?
Bill Burr is sooo NOT P.C. and I LOVE IT!
Man bill burrs punchline abilities are just off the charts. I dont think any man besides him and chappelle have the sheer accumalative quantity of jokes that have made me LOUD laugh. Im talking dump all the air in my lungs laugh. Where the word "ha ha" actually came from
That drunk driving joke kills me; thats litterally my drunk brain. I cant leave my car here for 6 hrs.
I once left a party, blind drunk, on my Chopped Harley, stopped at a light, leaned over and threw up...light changed and I rode this winding road along this cliff face on one side back home. A copper pulled me up (because of the bike!) and asked me how many drinks I had.."Just two beers sir"...checked the bike and my license and let me go...the 70's in Sydney, Australia before breath testing. I can't believe I'm still alive...fingers crossed...LOL
Not sure if I should laugh or cry. Bill is awesome
When I looked in the mirror, I caught
my eye.
And we both laughed…
Priceless
You have to understand Bill, he's a genius, he makes fun of Star Wars and becomes a star in it
Not only is he very funny, but he always finds angles you didn’t think of.