This guy is a fast thinker. And that's one of the reasons why he is my favorite comedian. He keeps up the pace and gets me hooked to the screen 24/7. That's how you do it.
CorssaKov You said hes a faster thinker, hes not thinking on the fly doing this, hes doing an act. As I said, i'm sure hes a fast thinker, but this video wouldn't display that because hes reciting. That's my point.
***** No lol, I don't think he was reciting everything that came out of his mouth. You can't possibly know that. A comedian can have topics to talk about with premade jokes, but that doesn't mean he's just acting for the whole show with outstanding memory skills. That's why he's a fast thinker with a clean verbal pace.
CorssaKov i've seen this exact act before, so I can for sure say that. Sure they improv here and there rarely, usually hecklers. But it's an ACT. Watch a comedy documentary holy fuck man.
Surfing for Bill Burr's standups and randomly encountering Lemmy after all these years was a breathtaking moment, a truly warming surprise. I miss him, no words can express my respect for him.
2000 shadows And makes perfect sense to FIX IT for Trump afterward. Nobody questions anything because the country turns on each other instead of call them out
Damn he straight up slayed for like 7:00 min that crowd wasn’t even done laughing at his last joke before he hit them again. The guy is like the Mike Tyson of comedy here, just a sustained assault
He so is!! Boy, you feel like you've been through a round by the end! Cheeks are sore, sides are sore, in stitches! Lol! He keeps throwing them! I'm on a binge! His stuff is excellent! It doesn't even seem like material. It sounds fresh every time he tells it! Great energy! He'd be hilarious to be around! You'd never know quite what you were going to get! 😂😜
Cinnabun I would say annoyed in a better word. I'm sick of a bunch of morons on every single youtube video who think they know what they are talking about, when in reality they are just an ignorant idiot who's making a fool out of themselves. Sorry if I offended you but you needed to be told.
Flash forward to the present, his girlfriend is now his wife, the lovely Nia, she got the dog she wanted, a freakin' pit bull from the pound, named Cleo and apparently both of them love the dog to death.
And they have a beautiful daughter together whose name has yet to be announced because he doesnt feel the public needs to know. Which I respect. Bill's come a long way! Fucking love him to death! Comics comic!
Hot Dogs dems are corporate friendly, republicans are corporate owned. The economy was much better under dems than it was under idiots like reagan or bush. You idiots have the whole economic meltdown because of a former actor and republican president who had alzheimer. Its so infamous that reagonomics and its impact is taught outside of the US in economics 101
None of it had anything to do with race....if youre a fan of bills youve also heard his joke making fun of the "it was the racists that elected trumps. Oh yeah? Where were all those racists the last 8 years? But this white woman! We cant have her!"
At first I was like "yo, this dude has a Motörhead shirt", then I was like "Yo! Lemmy's in the house!" I don't really know why he's there, but I won't complain, it's cool.
"On April 7, 2009, HBO Home Entertainment will release Down and Dirty with Jim Norton on DVD. Taped at New Jersey's Bergen Performing Arts Center, the series showcases a mix of new and established comics, all of whom share Norton's enthusiasm for "in your face" comedy and taboo topics. Each half-hour edition begins with an opening routine by Norton, followed by guest comics, and ending with a top club headliner like Artie Lange, Bill Burr, Patrice O'Neal, and Andrew Dice Clay. Lemmy Kilmister, leader of the heavy metal band Motörhead, serves as musical director. The DVD will be available for the MSRP (Manufacturer's Suggested Retail Price) of $19.99."
I'm sorry, but if there is a better comedian going right now than Bill Burr I have yet to hear them. Its my personal taste. I'm not saying there aren't some other good comedians out there. But no one makes me laugh harder or more often than he does. He just makes it looks so easy.
+VanderBelt Legacy Shut up. Why is it that you can't express an opinion on youtube without some jackass insulting you? Whats the point of even leaving a comment? People are so retarded. Shit like this is why people go on shooting rampages targeting random "innocent" people. They get fed up with the fucking world.
The dog story hits close. Uncle bought one rescue large dog, kept it one night caged up, it tore through fence and we never saw it again. That thing terrified the crap outta me … grandma was glad it ran away.
I loved Lemmy and Motorhead. One of the three loudest bands I've ever seen. Lemmy was just genuine -- He had his own style but he wasn't posturing. Miss that guy.
Thank god there are still people who use the head to think !!! Thanks Bill for say what the rest of us should. Its so nice to be able to talk and say shit with out every single person in the world catching feelings
Meisha The monetary system is primitive and doomed to fail. One man has never, and will never control this inevitable outcome. And it most certainly does not matter what place on Earth you were born. These invisible lines that we like to call "states" and "countries" will be obsolete as well. Either these things will happen, or we will all just die. There are no other options.
rbeforme Of course the pres & his administration are puppets who execute the wishes of those playing this age old game of empire. I don't believe the monetary system is primitive, I think it's the most sophisticated weapon of controlling the masses. It may not seem like it just yet, but people are awakening in exponential numbers everywhere. I tend towards optimism about the future. Concepts like the Venus Project are being looked at more seriously by the younger generation, who are beginning to abandon the old paradigms of career & suburban lifestyles. I know it looks bad out there - but it's nowhere near over yet. Bright blessings.
I had been watching this man for about two weeks now. I had never heard of him before. Somehow scrolling through TH-cam, I had ran across this man and soon became a fan. I like how his style doesn't sound written at all. It's like he just says what's on his mind. His views on women are so point on that it's FUNNY.
*"Monsanto should not have to vouchsafe the safety of biotech food. Our interest is in selling as much of it as possible. Assuring its safety is the F.D.A.'s job..." Philip Angell, Monsanto's director of corporate communications as quoted in "Playing God in the Garden," **_New York Times Magazine,_** Oct. 25, 1998*
I am laughing all of his jokes and it only takes him 5 to 6 min to present it? That is what blew my mind 5 to 6 mins and he got me to a good start of my day. Thanks bro u have no idea what it means for me u r the best
I was listening to this on my phone and I had to do a double take when he said Lemmy. One of my favourite comedians and my favourite musician in the same goddamn room!?
I'm about fifty comments down, and somebody finally mentions him. I don't understand...... Maybe YT had something against him? Or, another case of uncultured swine not knowing what they're watching?
At first I was like "Hey! Nice Motorhead t-shirt!" then the camera switches to the audience view and then, even in 240p, all I see is that nice leather jacket, top hat, and chopper/chomper?? mustache and went "HOLY SHIT LEMMY'S THERE!" RIP man! Keep on Rock n' Rolling the Heavens!
This guy is a fast thinker. And that's one of the reasons why he is my favorite comedian. He keeps up the pace and gets me hooked to the screen 24/7. That's how you do it.
+CorssaKov I'm sure hes a fast thinker, you do realize he's doing an act right?
***** doing an act is part of the job, what's your point?
CorssaKov You said hes a faster thinker, hes not thinking on the fly doing this, hes doing an act. As I said, i'm sure hes a fast thinker, but this video wouldn't display that because hes reciting. That's my point.
***** No lol, I don't think he was reciting everything that came out of his mouth. You can't possibly know that. A comedian can have topics to talk about with premade jokes, but that doesn't mean he's just acting for the whole show with outstanding memory skills. That's why he's a fast thinker with a clean verbal pace.
CorssaKov i've seen this exact act before, so I can for sure say that. Sure they improv here and there rarely, usually hecklers. But it's an ACT. Watch a comedy documentary holy fuck man.
Best looking 240p video on youtube.
will Best one indeed.
Truly.
hope it doesn't buffer too long.
will wow how does it look so good
sowhazupguy white is easy to show on screens.
"He's only half black."
"WELL THAT'S THE HALF THAT DID IT!"
This floored me!😂😂😂😂
It's Hilarious!!!!
Dude Lemmy applauding for Bill was the one thing I didn't know I needed in my life.... amazing ♥️
Lemmy was awesome! So is Jimmy Norton.
"You know what would be shocking? If he could play the cello."
I woke my neighbors up laughing at that one.
For a moment I thought the presenter at the start was Bill Burr...
I thought I was the only one lol.
Yeah i was like WTF happened holy shit
Lol same.
Same
Pretty sure that was jim norton
Surfing for Bill Burr's standups and randomly encountering Lemmy after all these years was a breathtaking moment, a truly warming surprise.
I miss him, no words can express my respect for him.
You knew him personally?
Breathtaking, huh? 🤣
Lemmy will always be. Just always. The man is Legend.
Ditto
"If he could play the cello" LMAO
Bustin' out a bit of Beethoven
@@newtemplar7637 😂😂😂😂
@@georgejung5429 nothing like a 4 year affirmation from a total stranger
He called the Obama thing
Sure did!
2000 shadows on fucking the mark!
2000 shadows And makes perfect sense to FIX IT for Trump afterward. Nobody questions anything because the country turns on each other instead of call them out
@@mm1k3y God you're a fucking liberal idiot. Obama didn't fuck up the economy but he didn't help it either. Also, Trump isn't racist you moron.
@ThePghost You're right, that did "fix it" lmao. I bet that my grandkids will be really happy with those decisions lol.
Damn he straight up slayed for like 7:00 min that crowd wasn’t even done laughing at his last joke before he hit them again. The guy is like the Mike Tyson of comedy here, just a sustained assault
He so is!! Boy, you feel like you've been through a round by the end! Cheeks are sore, sides are sore, in stitches! Lol! He keeps throwing them!
I'm on a binge! His stuff is excellent! It doesn't even seem like material. It sounds fresh every time he tells it! Great energy! He'd be hilarious to be around! You'd never know quite what you were going to get! 😂😜
This reads a ChatGPT rendition of a boomer facebook comment, except it was posted 3 years ago. Bravo.@@ejbabc
"Is that a rat? Is that mechanical?" Hahahaha
lmao
A FUCKIN SQUIRREL ALRIGHT?!
Lmao
😂😂😂😂
Did Bill Burr just Predict the future of our President and country? Holy shit!
amazing how obama is literally the scape goat for everything from economy to iraq war, all the shit he wasn't even involved in.
Cinnabun The fuck you talking about, you're ignorant... GTFO
B Rad
woah, get mad lol
Cinnabun I would say annoyed in a better word. I'm sick of a bunch of morons on every single youtube video who think they know what they are talking about, when in reality they are just an ignorant idiot who's making a fool out of themselves. Sorry if I offended you but you needed to be told.
That guy is awesome, but I still can't get over the fact that fuckin LEMMY KILMISTER was there! Holy shit!
I was like "what tha faaaa" Lemmy?
I saw him out of the corner of my eye and I was like "wait wait wait back the fuck up hold the phone..."
"That's the half that did it" 😂😂😂
lmfaooo
I bout cried laughing 😃
Flash forward to the present, his girlfriend is now his wife, the lovely Nia, she got the dog she wanted, a freakin' pit bull from the pound, named Cleo and apparently both of them love the dog to death.
didn't he say "she didn't get him at the pound, she found him by the LA river" or something along those lines?
@@Sparrow420 yep that shit is hilarious
They had to get rid of the dog
And they have a beautiful daughter together whose name has yet to be announced because he doesnt feel the public needs to know. Which I respect. Bill's come a long way! Fucking love him to death! Comics comic!
Allergic2StupidAchoo annnd they had to get rid of him
It's crazy how many of his 5-8 minute stand ups I've seen and he dominated them every time, he's a legend
Jim Norton looks like Bill Burr if Bill began to melt.
Kyle Whitehead "He takes the shape of any container you pour him into." Patreeky.
I just can't get tired of this guy he is hilarious!!!
0:00 Holy sh*t, Bill Burr was so different when he was younger
0:02 Ooooohhhhhh..........
his skull was a different shape!
Bill nailed that prediction on Obama lol
Except it is true that Obama did bankrupt the country. So did Clinton. The Dems have been in the pocket of Wall Street for the last 20 years.
Hot Dogs dems are corporate friendly, republicans are corporate owned. The economy was much better under dems than it was under idiots like reagan or bush.
You idiots have the whole economic meltdown because of a former actor and republican president who had alzheimer. Its so infamous that reagonomics and its impact is taught outside of the US in economics 101
Mark Aven Thank you!
None of it had anything to do with race....if youre a fan of bills youve also heard his joke making fun of the "it was the racists that elected trumps. Oh yeah? Where were all those racists the last 8 years? But this white woman! We cant have her!"
Hot Dogs
Jesus are you a dumbass...
This is 7 years old but it's still gold.
Bill Burr- may you find humour in your life and keep telling us your stories in your humourous style forever.
Your comment is mow 7 years old. How's life coming?
13 yrs!!!
@@bustosadrian Your reply is now 11 months old. Still waiting for a response? Oh wait, was this all rhetorical?
@@pauls.6360 I am waiting for a response!
@@bustosadrian Did you not get the joke? That's also a rhetorical question.
Man, Bill Burr is outrageous! He's exactly what the world needs.
my favorite comedian..he doesnt give a rip who he pisses off..love it love it
Anything good that happened in this 2020 is I found this Legend Bill Burr....
Omg i found a new bill burr gig. Made my day
At first I was like "yo, this dude has a Motörhead shirt", then I was like "Yo! Lemmy's in the house!" I don't really know why he's there, but I won't complain, it's cool.
That conspiracy theory and slap fights opener has to be one of the realest lines ever cause it's what happens when u get lost on the inetrnet
We’re going to win the league brother!! 👍
@@joejitsu034 Haha maybe next season you'll finally win 😆
Tyge Berger nope. This year. In about 6 weeks! 👍
"Shuffling to the bathroom..." Only Bill Burr can make that scene hilarious.
He is on whole different level than the rest of us! I just discovered him a week ago. He is amazing!
These were Bill's best years. That cow line had me ROFL.
This dude is in my top ten all time!!!😂😂😂😂
Nonstop Laughing ... Awesome man!
This is from 10 years ago and still EPIC today - Bill Burr is just a level 99 BEAST!
Bill Burr, Great 10+ years ago. Even better today!
It’s 2 fucking am and I’m *wheezing quietly* trying to hold back tears
Loving seeing his older material too, he has undoubtedly become a Master of making the sad, pathetic and cynical truth, HILARIOUS. Bravo Bill Burr.
I couldnt breathe when he started talking about the abandoned dogs, this shit is hilarious
Top 10 comedian of all time.
he nr.1 to me (sasha baron cohen 2nd louie 3rd)
@@GamingPenis you don't much about comedy if you think borat and louis are in the top 10 comedians of all time ffs
ooohhh gary,gary Who’s your Top 10?
@@mred777 pryor,billy Connolly,bill burr,carlin,dangerfield,early chris rock,frankie boyle.....no particular order
Ricky gervais, bill burr and fluffy are the top 3 in my opinion
Sheer admiration for calling like it is. Period.
Why in the (random string of profanities) is Lemmy Kilmeister from Motorhead working the soundboard at a comedy show????
Seriously....at 44 seconds.....that's fukn Lemmy!
He and Jim Norton were longtime friends.
what do you mean whats he doing? hes Lemmy he does what he wants
HOLY FUCK, LEMMY.
"On April 7, 2009, HBO Home Entertainment will release Down and Dirty with Jim Norton on DVD. Taped at New Jersey's Bergen Performing Arts Center, the series showcases a mix of new and established comics, all of whom share Norton's enthusiasm for "in your face" comedy and taboo topics. Each half-hour edition begins with an opening routine by Norton, followed by guest comics, and ending with a top club headliner like Artie Lange, Bill Burr, Patrice O'Neal, and Andrew Dice Clay. Lemmy Kilmister, leader of the heavy metal band Motörhead, serves as musical director. The DVD will be available for the MSRP (Manufacturer's Suggested Retail Price) of $19.99."
Bill Burr is on the Hicks/Carlin prophet level.
Been on a Bill Burr binge for about a year 😂
"Ladies and gentlemen, you're friend and mine, Jim Norton." RIP Lemmy.
Yo 2 legends in the house , Bill & Lemmy. RIP Lemmy
Burr and lemmy in the one video ? How can the internet contain the awesome ?
I saw him and i was like holy fuck its lemmy! RIP
Wtf is Lemmy doing there??
Patrice performed here too and Lemmy also brought him out
This guys great..laugh till I.cry..
Great show..
I'm sorry, but if there is a better comedian going right now than Bill Burr I have yet to hear them. Its my personal taste. I'm not saying there aren't some other good comedians out there. But no one makes me laugh harder or more often than he does. He just makes it looks so easy.
Chris J even though he's dead I just started watching Rodney Dangerfield he funny also.
Bill Burr = too funny.
@Angel Gomez boring
Jim Jefferies is funnier
I feel like Bill Burr and Louis CK go hand in hand , their styles are some what similar and rant like, they're brilliant.
I remember watching this with my cousin 15-16 years ago 😮.
Lemmy... :(
Shut up.
:*
+Alex Toney How dreadfully rude! :-o
May that great metal God rest in peace.
😔
Ah finally. A bill burr clip I haven't seen. 2009? now that's a vintage.
very underrated comedian.. so funny, great original material.
I just saw him again in season 4 of Breaking Bad.
Grant Lowrie me too that was just super hilarious :D
Which episode is he in?
There's no gold behind our currency😂😂😂😂
"Well that's the half that did it" always gets me 😂👌🏽
I wish they'd shown Lemmy's reactions.
The first seconds of this video, I thought that guy is bill Burr and got me thinking " eyy bill Burr looks fat here and got a deep voice"
Dude a fat steak and a chocolate shake sounds so good right now!
Shut up.
throw some eggs and tobasco in there a difference I'd gladly join ya.
With chilli cheese fries on the side
Bacon
y'all americans eat like 3 year olds lmao
I, feeling sleep at the beginning watching this, but then I see the late great Lemmy and I can't help but gasp and go "LEMMY!"
Now I'm wide awake!
I've heard this material from him like 100 times already.
Nice. You're a fan. Move along.
+VanderBelt Legacy
Shut up. Why is it that you can't express an opinion on youtube without some jackass insulting you? Whats the point of even leaving a comment? People are so retarded. Shit like this is why people go on shooting rampages targeting random "innocent" people. They get fed up with the fucking world.
EverythingEverywable someone is gonna insult me now. what a jinks.
Big_Mike81 you are one of the primary targets at this point
Who's here in 2019?!
it was a pointless comment in 2019, 1 year later... yep, still pointless, but somehow now, rather pathetic to.
Its been a while that a comic has made me laugh this hard. Holy shit love this guy.
The dog story hits close. Uncle bought one rescue large dog, kept it one night caged up, it tore through fence and we never saw it again. That thing terrified the crap outta me … grandma was glad it ran away.
Bill and Lemmy in one video.
God damn it that's good.
MOTORHEAD! Bill Burr is awesome too!!
lemmy :(
May he rest in peace.
slade Kayastha
I was laughing and suddenly, sadness breaks out...
I loved Lemmy and Motorhead. One of the three loudest bands I've ever seen. Lemmy was just genuine -- He had his own style but he wasn't posturing. Miss that guy.
One of the best comedian ever!
Rapid fire comedian!! Love bill burr
Oh, that is so sweet - you are defending Bill because you love him.
You got Bill Burr and Lemmy in the same fucking building, how could this get any better?
How could it get any better? How much time do you have?
Better question would be, how much time do I need?
J
I love everything he does, but this clip stands out! amazing !!!!!
Thank god there are still people who use the head to think !!! Thanks Bill for say what the rest of us should. Its so nice to be able to talk and say shit with out every single person in the world catching feelings
Bill Burr says the fucked up thoughts we think of and that's why we love him..👍
The dude before bill burr looks like he saw a leprachaun!!!
underrated is an understatement. this dude is the funniest comedian in the country!
is that a rat? is that mechanical?
Bill a message from 2022 - You aint seen nothing yet to say things are gonna get fucked up is an understatement
I'm watching this in 2015 & boy was he spot on about Barack & the country being bankrupt. It's not even funny...
Meisha The monetary system is primitive and doomed to fail. One man has never, and will never control this inevitable outcome. And it most certainly does not matter what place on Earth you were born. These invisible lines that we like to call "states" and "countries" will be obsolete as well. Either these things will happen, or we will all just die. There are no other options.
rbeforme Of course the pres & his administration are puppets who execute the wishes of those playing this age old game of empire. I don't believe the monetary system is primitive, I think it's the most sophisticated weapon of controlling the masses.
It may not seem like it just yet, but people are awakening in exponential numbers everywhere. I tend towards optimism about the future. Concepts like the Venus Project are being looked at more seriously by the younger generation, who are beginning to abandon the old paradigms of career & suburban lifestyles. I know it looks bad out there - but it's nowhere near over yet. Bright blessings.
Commenting From Jail Yes he is. No I'm not.
Hope you make peace with my skin colour - there's more to it than what you choose to see...
Meisha I am a heavy advocator of a resource based economy and The Venus Project.
***** Hating comes easy during these times. Just check any comments section.
Thank you for uploading GrettaVonPissFlaps
I love Bill's girlfriend/wife voice. xD
I had been watching this man for about two weeks now. I had never heard of him before. Somehow scrolling through TH-cam, I had ran across this man and soon became a fan. I like how his style doesn't sound written at all. It's like he just says what's on his mind. His views on women are so point on that it's FUNNY.
*"Monsanto should not have to vouchsafe the safety of biotech food. Our interest is in selling as much of it as possible. Assuring its safety is the F.D.A.'s job..." Philip Angell, Monsanto's director of corporate communications as quoted in "Playing God in the Garden," **_New York Times Magazine,_** Oct. 25, 1998*
NEVER tire of this rant. 😂
WTF?! Lemmy spinnin the 1s and 2s? That was a nice surprise.
I am laughing all of his jokes and it only takes him 5 to 6 min to present it? That is what blew my mind 5 to 6 mins and he got me to a good start of my day. Thanks bro u have no idea what it means for me u r the best
Bill constantly talking about his anger has helped me control my anger!
I was listening to this on my phone and I had to do a double take when he said Lemmy. One of my favourite comedians and my favourite musician in the same goddamn room!?
First 10 seconds I was so confused like this isn’t bill maybe it’s some older film I’m not crazy am I?😂😂
Dude! Says video was posted 13yr ago! Still holds up. Good footage and hilarious Billy Burr as always 🔥
The GOAT of comedy.
Bilal B
no brother, tied with Patrice O'Neal
and Tracy Morgan
Tracy morgan sucks the king of comedy is robing williams and katt williams and dave chappelle.
Carlin???
@@pseudomohammad6022eeew those people are nowhere near the wit of Bill Burr go fuq urself
Burr may be the top of the heap for comedy, he will certainly go down as a legend.....
LEMMY! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I'm about fifty comments down, and somebody finally mentions him. I don't understand...... Maybe YT had something against him? Or, another case of uncultured swine not knowing what they're watching?
bill burr is great. i enjoy his stuff.
Holy shit hard to believe this is 10 years old already
Bill is currently on the top of his game...hysterical
is that Lemmy?! lol
"Wheel em in like hannibal lecter, with a lampshade around his neck.. Ra ra rarara" 🤦♂️😂😂😂
I laughed harder than i should when he said that crocodile story
Elbow the old lady gets me Everytime.
Crocodile hunter lol that was messed up but funny
At first I was like "Hey! Nice Motorhead t-shirt!" then the camera switches to the audience view and then, even in 240p, all I see is that nice leather jacket, top hat, and chopper/chomper?? mustache and went "HOLY SHIT LEMMY'S THERE!" RIP man! Keep on Rock n' Rolling the Heavens!