It's funny to think he really doesn't like them, but knows that it'll drag on the whole stream, knows he'll add on to it anyway, and knows nothing can be done as Doug has no free will over Twitch Chat. He's forever bound to the unruly desires and demands of the omniscient Twitch Chat, whom he'll be imprisoned by for the rest of his natural life.
@@KatSpicertit’s also funny to think that twitch chat caused him to have blond hair in the first place. This all started because we hit a goal on the Rosa stream.
Was just about to comment almost this exact sentence😂😂. As a member of twitch chat, the amount of minutes spent on this topic has to be multiple hours at this point LOLL
Dude I love these Doug roast videos. His chat is genuinely the funniest and best chat I have ever seen of any other creator of any platform. If ever there was a person's content who's chat is the main character, it's DougDoug's.
Love the idea of a sleep paralysis friend. "Hey there bud I've noticed you're frozen in place, not much I can do about that so how about I sing you a few songs to pass the time"
Honestly I dont think it looks horrible, I think it's a nice little change of pace for the time being. Besides, at least this prooves that he isnt actually bald!
The blonde hair really grew on me. And the blonde tips that he has going on now look really good on him in my opinion. It will be weird to see him without blonde hair again once it’s fully gone.
Its so funny cuz the FIRST stream I've ever caught of Doug was when he forst when blond but before I seen the Guy stream. I can not strain how fucking strange ot was seeing blond doug on twitch haha
Any time Doug tries telling chat to get over a joke, I just know it’s an unintentional invitation for chat to completely run the joke into the ground to the point where it becomes a meme for the rest of time 😂
I disagree with doug saying not seeing hair doesn't count as baldness. I mean how many bald people do you see with hair, yeah that's right zero. The chat's logic is sound.
@@InquisitorThomas you are being decived, the truth will come out eventually. You didn't witness a bald person, but an imposter amongst people with hair.
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Poor Doug, thought the blonde jokes will last only first 5 minutes of stream. Oh, what a sweet summer child he is.
It's funny to think he really doesn't like them, but knows that it'll drag on the whole stream, knows he'll add on to it anyway, and knows nothing can be done as Doug has no free will over Twitch Chat. He's forever bound to the unruly desires and demands of the omniscient Twitch Chat, whom he'll be imprisoned by for the rest of his natural life.
@KatSpicert it's not even just the one stream. The blonde jokes have been going on for MONTHS
@@KatSpicert in reality Doug is the one standing behind twitch chat, twitch chat is not real
@@KatSpicertit’s also funny to think that twitch chat caused him to have blond hair in the first place. This all started because we hit a goal on the Rosa stream.
So young and naive. Or. Just, naive.
Chat's ability to figure out that Doug's nonexistent hair is now blonde is insane
They probably have seen the last hair that fell onto his shoulders but still impressive.
Guys, remember to constantly ask Doug why he isn't blonde when he goes back to brown hair
This is exactly what we should do 😊
Wasn't that the idea in the first place?
I assumed we would do that anyway
You say that as if chat needs a reminder
Yes chat did end up asking why his hair was brown in the most recent streams
"You look like a guy who siphons gas from parked cars to fill your dirt bike."
Nailed it.
It’s so specific and accurate.
"They sound hot, are they single" in response to the chatter saying their spouse found him attractive had me crying laughing
The way he said it like he was on the verge of tears was also very funny.
If you look very closely, you might notice that Doug is actually blond in this clip. Thought that was a fun easter egg.
that's only a 1 in 8192 chance! we got pretty lucky
good eye!
only realized on my second watch lol
I never realized that, thanks for the comment!
The true baldness of Doug sometimes physically hurts me, especially when he doesn't realize just how bald he is
The shine off his head is blinding
only 6 minutes? He must have had to cut this HEAVILY
Was just about to comment almost this exact sentence😂😂. As a member of twitch chat, the amount of minutes spent on this topic has to be multiple hours at this point LOLL
@@MissMickey00 frrr, we need an extended edition soon
@@limitlesscord7319wouldn't that just be the entire VOD?
@@WohaoG I'd even go as far as to say multiple entire vods
if there's anything he needed to cut it was his hair lol
"You look like a hentai villain" is my 2nd favorite insult, right after "You leaky buckets of animal droppings"
i like sword art Online abridged's
"you look like a young Jeff Goldblum"
"that's.... not an insult?"
"From the fly."
"FUCK YOU"
I can’t believe Doug put on a blonde wig. He hid his baldness with something even worse.
i like how confident Doug is about the donation 'incorrectly' using "hentai" instead of "anime"
poor, innocent soul
I am proud of my innocence but also sincerely confused as to how a hentai could have a villain
@@bjartskular0...NTR
@@bjartskular0 Search up the term netorare
It's so much worse then whatever you are imagining
@@bjartskular0NTR
“When I was in a frat” and suddenly everything makes sense
I love making fun of Doug for his hair, or lack there of
Ok, but Doug is actually bald
OK next goal chatters getting his head shaved clean
You heard it here. The boi doesn’t have hair anywhere on his body.
Bold of him to dye his glistening scalp yellow and call it "blond"
True
so true king
He looks like a surfer who begrudgingly works a desk job
I've seen car salesmen that look like this
Doug finally made a paradox with twitch chat calling him blonde, therefore not making him bald, splitting the chat
Will his villainy never cease?
He has strand of hair enough to be blond but not enough to not be bald
Twitch Chat didn't make a big deal about Doug being Blonde for 2 hours
Instead they have been doing it for 2 months
When his hair color comes back I want chat to insist on talking about the fact he was blonde once.
I'm going to pretend it was his natural hair color.
Dude I love these Doug roast videos. His chat is genuinely the funniest and best chat I have ever seen of any other creator of any platform. If ever there was a person's content who's chat is the main character, it's DougDoug's.
I had never noticed but Doug is truly the embodiment of a hentai villain.
Love the idea of a sleep paralysis friend. "Hey there bud I've noticed you're frozen in place, not much I can do about that so how about I sing you a few songs to pass the time"
“Here’s Wonderwall”
This is the end of Monsters inc
@@day7163 GOD YOU'RE SO RIGHT I HONESTLY CAN'T BELIEVE I DIDN'T REALISE
@@RegiArt7 thats actually genius omg. one of the only times i've ever really laughed at a comment
Homeless Johnny test is the best one, no exceptions
"Doug's chat makes fun of his hair for 6 minutes"
You know that's just a mere sample because there's enough material to make a 10 hour long video
Wow, I can’t believe Guy fieri made a guest appearance on Doug’s Chanel. Doug must be so honored 😊
I like how Doug disagrees with the one person who compliments his blond hair. Truly a heinous act that OugDoug never would’ve done.
i like how these compilations kinda make it seem like chat is funny
Doug is indeed the definition of "know your audience" 🤣
"we don't need to freak out for 2 hours" Chat continues to freak out for 2 weeks
Doug's Chat is the most dramatic thing over every and any littlest new detail...and I love it.
Honestly I dont think it looks horrible, I think it's a nice little change of pace for the time being. Besides, at least this prooves that he isnt actually bald!
Don't be deceived, that's not his hair, that's a wig.
Everyone know Doug is bald, he just wants to gaslight us. That wig looks cheap as hell
Does it though?
The blonde hair really grew on me. And the blonde tips that he has going on now look really good on him in my opinion. It will be weird to see him without blonde hair again once it’s fully gone.
This feels like a plotline in one of my dreams where I wake up anxious and crying
I love Doug's parenting style
I can't believe they added light-mode for Doug's hair
1:47 still upset that doug wasn't even there 😢
God bless Doug for not knowing about hentai villains, he's such a pure soul...
"bald people are always blissfully unawear of how bald they really are" - some bald starfish
For those who don't tune in to Doug's streams, this has basically been the typical chat conversations for about 2 months now.
We did in fact not need to freak out about his hair for 2 hours. We needed several months.
doug completely ignoring the $20k just proves how rich this guy is. eat him!!
Its so funny cuz the FIRST stream I've ever caught of Doug was when he forst when blond but before I seen the Guy stream. I can not strain how fucking strange ot was seeing blond doug on twitch haha
"We don't need to freak out for two hours" - Doug
Little did he know, chat would, in fact, freak out for the next 4 months.
The hentai villain thing is hilarious
Ok, but has anybody noticed that this guys hair is different?
Doug looks like a crazed Florida man who made the news
0:47 Oh thank god I thought it was permament
that siphoning joke was pretty good
I need to be a theologist and study the culture of twitch chat.
the small guy fieri video edit at the beginning was incredible
I can’t believe that Doug is bald he was so young
It's harder to see bald spots with blonde hair. I'm onto you, DouglasDouglas.
Doug may never know how accurate that Hentai villain comment was.
Doug, vod viewers are striking now too. We also want a line on stream.
The Strive theme really made that segment with the eyes
But how can a bald man be blonde? Doug never ceases to amuse me
I'm all in on Doug's Cuban Bottom Boy character arc.
"Doug'* _s_ * chat"
As if Doug could ever exert any form of control over the actual main character.
in reality he is chat’s doug
Now he is trying to hide his baldness
lmao "being bald is not content" he says to Twitch who are only there for baldness and fart gates
Nice editing the end was great haha
The greatest part about this is that "Blonde" is the feminine form of the word.
And we're STILL getting the fact that he's b̶a̶l̶d̶ blonde out of our system
THAT'S MY BALD BLONDE STREAMER FROM LA!!!!
Eggman: Where did my chaos emeralds go
Super DougDoug:
I like my men like I like my coffee. Bald, blonde and bad at 2D Platformers.
I recoiled purely out of instinct the moment Doug zoomed back out.
The hate reddit will have a field day with this
I’m so sorry for your loss, Doug.
Underneath that hair is a bald head.
These insults are so good.
As a matter of fact being bald is very much content!
"Being bald is not content"
-DougDoug
“homeless johnny test” won
In a few months:
Why isn't he blond!?
I actually think the bald hair looked good on him
this only confirms that Doug is bald under his hair
The obsidian pillar really goes below the belt with doug.
WHY WAS THE TIMER BLONDE TOO
acctually Doug is legally Bold
Doug doug become baldbald. Trully peakpeak
Any time Doug tries telling chat to get over a joke, I just know it’s an unintentional invitation for chat to completely run the joke into the ground to the point where it becomes a meme for the rest of time 😂
Blonde doug is evil doug, his non-blondeness was the only thing keeping him tied to reality.
"cool LA influencer" is an oxymoron.
Alternative title: Twitch chat makes fun of Doug’s lack of hair
Doug needs to watch breaking bad, that show did wonders for the bald community
[Breaking bald?]
when i read the title, my first thought was, "as they should"
Doug Doug
more like Bald Bald
Gottem.
When we say Doug is bald, we're not talking about his head.
4:57 Yay, I’m famous now. Time to retire.
King Neptune, please put your crown back on you are blinding all of us.
this felt like a full length dougdoug video
I fear no man....but that thing , it scares me.
Dougs twitch chat is probably the best chat there is, so organized and always ready to bully doug into oblivion (or morrowind depends on the stream)
Sad to see the hair go, but I’m glad it took Altrive with it
Homeless Johnny Test absolutely murdered me
~dougdoug, you look like pointcrow if pointcrow looked like dougdoug~
And we don't know how his baldness started to this very day
I got an Old Spice ad when the video ended
I love how twitch chat is simultaneously calling him bald and blonde
I disagree with doug saying not seeing hair doesn't count as baldness. I mean how many bald people do you see with hair, yeah that's right zero. The chat's logic is sound.
But what if they’re wearing a really convincing wig?
@@InquisitorThomas you are being decived, the truth will come out eventually. You didn't witness a bald person, but an imposter amongst people with hair.
Doug just needs to wear some Camo and he’d look like Lt. Surge