No one should be surprised. We were warned by a LOT of people. One of them said: "I have to tell you, this office, it’s about who you are and what you are and it doesn’t change after you occupy the office - it just magnifies it.”- Barack Obama So, don't expect The Donald to change at all.
Ocean Diver Lol so you people who have been ranting and raving about how the evil soviet empire was fucking with our election are complaining that Trump is acting like the Cold War is going on
Ocean Diver. You're right, we don't expect Trump to change. It's a key reason he's President! I think it's great how he mispeaks...it shows he's not a politician concerned with every word. And I think he strategerizes a lot...(subtle Bush reference).
Alex Bishton Remember Ronald Reagan? His era was a renaissance of US nuclear program. If Trump wants to deal with Russia, he needs to make sure, that US and Russia are equal partners in terms of power. Otherwise, he won't be taken seriously.
Remember when they said Trump was going to start a war with Russia and now he's supposedly a KGB sleeper agent? And hysteria aside, how does this indicate that Trump is going to start a war at all?
TheTrainerExpert colbert cut out the rest. He used "military " as the adjective and "operation " as the noun, suggesting the operation is work of the government
+StuKa_Blyat That makes more sense. I mean, he was still suggesting that it was done by the military, but just generalizing it as "government" works too.
unless a certain country knows you have an outdated arsenal and they have air defense technology in which we dont have of intercepting ICBMs 1000s of kms away.
@paul Just the pollution(fallout etc. whatever) from a hundred small nukes can change the climate at a huge scale. Imagine even more, but with modern hydrogen bombs... We might as well take all the nukes we have and detonate them in Nebraska and we would still destroy our enemies.
gary proffitt: You realize there's this weird thing called 'Mutually Assured Destruction' right? Pretty sure somewhere along those missiles flight paths those two countries will learn of their existence and fire their own in retaliation. Hell, even in the slim chance of the two countries noticing before they hit, there are still nuclear submarines out in the ocean. Then there's the nuclear fallout which would create a nuclear winter, destroy the environment.. and most likely find its way across the ocean. Please.. actually try thinking for once.
Rather if it changes the climate or not that never stopped any countries from detonating their own nukes like the tsar bomb etc. smaller scale nukes in air detonation is more dangerous than a ground detonation. We even tested nukes in space operation starfish to see EMP results and 1000s of kms away streetlights started exploding in Hawai yet were are still alive.
Henry Victor same with Clinton. the idiots with money are so immoral and pathetic that they picked the one candidate that could lose to, THE MOST HATED PERSON TO RUN IN THE HISTORY OF THE COUNTRY!?
+Creepychewy12345 "obamas plans which turned out bad?" Wait, what? I was talking about Hillary and her experience. I wasn't talking about Obama nor did I mention him. What does donald's promises have to do with anything? (I mean.. he broke the only promise I wanted from him. The ONE thing I was really looking forward to with a donald presidency was him "draining the swamp". He lied. He didn't drain anything... he filled it with wall-street, corporate elite, big bankers, and corrupt politician sewage. You thought Nixon was corrupt? Well donald puts Nixon to shame.)
Jan Brady she's had experience with nuclear weapons and knows when and how to use them, trump doesn't even know what uranium is. There is no competition. Everyday the world goes what the fuck to the president and you think this is a normal discourse? People are fucking scared because they don't know if war is going to be declared and other countries will have to join in. This isn't a joke. You cannot really expect that Hilary could have don't any of the thousands of shit trump has pull in one month within a 4 year job and she wouldn't have been put on trial by republicans, wake the fuck up
OBAMA was anti-environmentalism. He and Hilary sold fracking to the world. Fracking in a 42 year period is more destructive to the OZONE layer than COAL! Trump is anti-environmentalist too but he tells you he is. Obama is a deceiver and tells you how great he is while signing bills that will never make it into the news. Fracking is horrid and your precious Obama and LNG promoted it, knowing the environmental ramifications. ALL THESE CANDIDATES AND PRESIDENTS SUCK
Nah, if Clinton was president she would have started war with Iran, Assad and Russia at the same time. She has a VERY aggressive foreign policy. Not sure why liberals think she is a better choice, TRUMP SUCKS, HILARY blows. Trump at least wants to create some sort of relation with Russia to keep us out of war, is that bad????
LOOK AT Libya, ask the people what the Obama Admin. did. FRANCE, UK, US, NATO funded terrorists and funneled arms into Libya. Everyone hates the US for this. Hilary is disgusting and Trump WILL do the same thing somewhere else. Most likely IRAN. YOU SEE PEOPLE, THEY WANT YOU PROTESTING THE WRONG THINGS, THE WRONG PEOPLE, TRUMP IS A PUPPET, HE ISN'T THE REAL CRIMINAL, it's the people that tell him what to say and do. The people that are not voted in by us. Please, open your eyes, presidents have warned us about these people.
I'm honestly surprised we've made it this long without Trump accidentally tweeting out the nuclear codes. We're probably safe though. His hands are too tiny to reach the big red button.
Get Rekt I think having a president like trump you need to have a translator with him at all times so we might stand a chance of understanding his mouth
I think that's why they have people constantly watching him to make sure he stays busy with twitter and giving his 'stirring' speeches.....going to his Florida WH at tax payers expense to keep him from playing around with the football.
US has somewhere around 4-6000 nukes. Like, he already has enough nukes to blast the planet into a nuclear winter, 10 times over. What could he possibly have to do with more of them?
Einar Gissurarson: Trump wants to invite Kim Jong Un over and have a Nuke off parade...after the hair contest, the dipshit of the century contest, see...he has great things planned for everyone, the very best,....
Einar Gissurarson if you know anything about the first cold war then you know it brought a good economy for pretty much everyone because they was so much manufacturing i understand the fear with the cold war but economically the cold war is good
My best translation would be that he was using the word "military" as a substitute for "efficient" but also, don't be a fucking idiot and say "military operation" if that's not what you mean when you're THE PRESIDENT OF THE GOD DAMN US
Antifoul Awl there isn't a doubt in anyone's mind that the Republican party will take 20 20 just look at the horrible terrible liberal-left and their communist take riots they will never succeed they will never have leadership That Matters to the constitution in the heart of the United States citizen
Seany Spice: "It's an adjective." Me, an intellectual, writer, and someone who does not commit word crimes like these: THAT IS NOT AN ADJECTIVE, YOU BOWLING BALL!
Robert's Art Studio : his style is bossing people from across the table, confusing them to the point of submission... no doubt all who dealt with him left with a terrible taste in mouth... so will we
Well the constitution did intend for that to happen. It intended for it to happen so much it appointed an entire group of people to ensure that it was a thing before someone took office. It's called the electoral college. It kind of failed to do its job though.
jevgenkova I think shortly after Trump came into office there was a bipartisan bill passed to require some kind of mental and physical evaluation for future presidential candidates. The republicans asked said it was a response to questions about Clinton's health during the campaign, but I think it was a response to the nightmares they were getting about recently electing an unstable narcissist to control the nuclear codes.
Isn't it worrying that the reason Homeland Security says that it will not mass-deport people is not because there's no good reason to, it's because they don't have the resources? Doesn't that imply that they would "do all kinds of mass throwing folks on buses" if they had more personnel, time, or resources?
dsmithers944 here's my secret, I'm an Aussie and we believe in border control! We actually did turn it into a millatary operation, just using the Navy.
A Cool Million George had good intentions, he just couldn't save his friend from himself in the end. But looking a McConnell, Bannon, Preibus or Ryan that good intentions bit just doesn't seem to be there. It seems like there all riding his coat tails so they may take advantage of his power. If I had to pick a george Ivanka comes to mind, seems sort of like a good person but will not be able to save her dad from himself.
I'm an Aussie and I think I'm dubious of the above statement. How we treat refugees is not a cause for a bragging. And since 70% of Australians according to the latest poll think immigration should be increased www.smh.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/australians-overwhelmingly-support-immigration-but-not-illegals-20150429-1mvqa0.html , I think the statement needs clarification?
Trump means everybody who matters to him. And this only includes USA and Russia... so in his view everybody who matters already has nukes. Next step nuclear holocaust - afterwards nobody has nukes cause their ain't nobody left.
U Wot M8 I think the problem is that, by forging a relationship with Russia, he is destroying our relationships with other nations. In addition, people worry our current administration is being played by Russia into destroying itself. It would be nice to be friends with Russia, but it's pretty dang unlikely.
becouse the interests of both coutries are so different that friendship is unlikely,..e.g. trade,they are competition and they both want to be No. 1, it's like McDonald, Burger King and KFC were suddenly best friends
Alexandru Zepciuc truth, justice and peace! What a joke, if you can step off you're soapbox for a second, you might just realize that there will always be racist assholes, dictators, homophobes ruling in the east, that's why there the fucking east, why don't we worry the fuck about our own people first before we go trying to free people on the other side of the fucking planet... Jesus.
Any "good relations" between countries starts with the trust that they will not hack one another. Second, it also usually requires some shared ideals...in that sense, russia and the USA are completely at odds - russia is run by a dictator who holds fraudulent elections, controls all the media, jails political opponents, invaded and annexed a neighbor, and is protecting another dictator assad. Putin has alienated all of his european neighbors...why should we be his "friend"? are we that desperate?
Yeah, it ends with both a bang AND a whimper. A bang from when Trump inevitably pushes the red button, and a whimper of fear from all the people who saw this coming and could do nothing about it.
No one mentions Hillary in the last month except conservatives to either justify Trump or make a meek attempt at insulting progressives, as you have just done.
It's worse than that - the car is loaded with explosives, like a suidice bomber would do. This horror-show of a "leader" is leading the USA to absolute rack and ruin - bringing down a large portion of the world with him. (except the Asians - they have their heads screwed on and will take full advantage)
Well I guess everyone should start building nuclear bunkers again... On the flip side, at least we MAY come out of our nuclear bunkers some day to see real life deathclaws and nuka cola.
I DO NOT agree with Sean Spicer, but I'm assuming that he meant "military" as the adjective, and saying "that haircut looks very military" actually makes sense. I'm all for correcting Trump, but it frustrates me when people correct incorrectly.
He does like to verb the shit outta military and troops when Mexico is brought up though, it is funny when you watch Mexican news and you have their politicians trying to calm people down cuz they hear what the secretary of state says, then an hour later Trump is dismissive or, even worse, suggesting what comes off as a threat to Mexico XD
EzrazWorld The question remains, what does he mean by using military as an adjective? That it will be uniform and procedural? Or something else entirely? Either way, how can we say Trump wasn't using it as a noun and Spicer had to clean up afterwards?
Isaiah Scott I completely agree that Spicer is the clean-up man and that Trump might have been using it as a noun (to be honest, I don't think that even Trump really knows what Trump means, he just thinks that "military" sounds cool).
EzrazWorld Yeah, that's what worries me the most. Trump's mouth tends to run faster than his brain. He should work on thinking then speaking (and tweeting).
This whole monologue is hilarious. "First everybody has nukes, then nobody has nukes and in between there's a big boom...", "See? Justice isn't blind...", "That's a super specific plan for something you're not gonna do..." Made my day!
Why do some people in the comments instantly assume anyone who doesn't like Trump is a liberal? I mean, there are some people who are in the Republican Party and support the Republicans that actually disagree with some of Trump's actions/statements. It's not just a biased viewpoint coming only from liberals/Democrats.
Im so bored of this trump bashing Every Single time i watch this show. I mean,i hate the guy but Please,give it a break. We get it already... fresh topics please.
Ikr. Been like this every show now. It should be changed to "The Late Night Bash Trump Show". It's getting old. Even people that don't like Trump are getting tired of it but Colbert doesn't know how to let it go. I don't like BBQ Sauce on my Burgers so i guess I'm gonna start a Late Night Show and talk about how much i hate BBQ Sauce on Burgers every show. yea...watch me. Have to Get over it.
Hey Stephen, Thank you for giving the people bad news in a way that makes them laugh. I know you are a huge Trump supporter (yeah, right), so I would like to make you aware of something that has been going on in my town (Oxnard, CA). Over the past couple of weeks, entire families have been being taken out of their homes in the middle of the night by ICE. My mom is a 4th grade teacher, and she has been having less and less children come to school because they are afraid that they (or their parents) are going to get "taken away" due to the fact that they are undocumented. At this point, I believe it is important to note that Oxnard is a poor, mostly Hispanic community full of many undocumented immigrants and migrant farm workers. Although many are here illegally, this does not mean they are not doing their part in society. Many people work in the fields, own stores, and pay rent, just like the rest of us. If you could make the rest of the world aware of what is going on over here, as no one else will, I would be eternally grateful. Sincerely, Someone Who Cares
They did that in Watsonvile CA, a very highly Hispanic population, i went to a Mexican grocery store, one of the biggest they have there and when i went in there were Border Patrol agents taking away children from thier mothers and famillies. Ive never seen anything so horrifying in my life, it felt like a scence from a war movie.
my father was an electrician on the Titan missle. i was raised on every major missle base in the USA. By the time the Bay of Pigs was called down, we were in bomb shelters. Im scared
Well done Mr Stephen I have been watching your show for long time The way you are handling these Dingbat Trumplicans, I am really enjoying your videos. Keep grinding with this Dump truck. You know who that is.....................
No one should be surprised. We were warned by a LOT of people. One of them said:
"I have to tell you, this office, it’s about who you are and what you are and it doesn’t change after you occupy the office - it just magnifies it.”- Barack Obama
So, don't expect The Donald to change at all.
Ocean Diver obama bombed innocent kids and women.
SoundProdigy trump did too
God Bless Trump!!!
Ocean Diver Lol so you people who have been ranting and raving about how the evil soviet empire was fucking with our election are complaining that Trump is acting like the Cold War is going on
Ocean Diver. You're right, we don't expect Trump to change. It's a key reason he's President! I think it's great how he mispeaks...it shows he's not a politician concerned with every word. And I think he strategerizes a lot...(subtle Bush reference).
Remember when the republicans argued that Hillary would start war with Russia? I wonder where those hypocrites are right now
They're waving Russian flags and they sing "Russia Motherland!" out loud.
Alex Bishton Remember Ronald Reagan? His era was a renaissance of US nuclear program. If Trump wants to deal with Russia, he needs to make sure, that US and Russia are equal partners in terms of power. Otherwise, he won't be taken seriously.
Remember when they said Trump was going to start a war with Russia and now he's supposedly a KGB sleeper agent?
And hysteria aside, how does this indicate that Trump is going to start a war at all?
Ah, I see. So Trump needs to weaken the U.S. until we are on equal footing with Russia then?
That doesn't seem very smart.
You already have over 2000 nukes..you think you need some more ? Don't you know or understand what M.A.D is?
Military operation is an adjective? Man that Betsy DeVos education is really kicking in.
TheTrainerExpert colbert cut out the rest. He used "military " as the adjective and "operation " as the noun, suggesting the operation is work of the government
StuKa_Blyat yes you get it....
+StuKa_Blyat That makes more sense. I mean, he was still suggesting that it was done by the military, but just generalizing it as "government" works too.
Actually...military can be an adjective because it describes the type of operation. Perhaps YOU need to get schooled!
Lyn Forcommonsense Even granting this ridiculous defense, the POTUS must be held to a higher standard of specificity.
does he realize 1000 nuclear missiles vs 100 missiles you still lose?
unless a certain country knows you have an outdated arsenal and they have air defense technology in which we dont have of intercepting ICBMs 1000s of kms away.
@paul Just the pollution(fallout etc. whatever) from a hundred small nukes can change the climate at a huge scale. Imagine even more, but with modern hydrogen bombs... We might as well take all the nukes we have and detonate them in Nebraska and we would still destroy our enemies.
Russia has such a tiny population, they will absorb it too much so we will give the rest of the roasting to China because we like to share.
gary proffitt: You realize there's this weird thing called 'Mutually Assured Destruction' right? Pretty sure somewhere along those missiles flight paths those two countries will learn of their existence and fire their own in retaliation. Hell, even in the slim chance of the two countries noticing before they hit, there are still nuclear submarines out in the ocean.
Then there's the nuclear fallout which would create a nuclear winter, destroy the environment.. and most likely find its way across the ocean. Please.. actually try thinking for once.
Rather if it changes the climate or not that never stopped any countries from detonating their own nukes like the tsar bomb etc. smaller scale nukes in air detonation is more dangerous than a ground detonation. We even tested nukes in space operation starfish to see EMP results and 1000s of kms away streetlights started exploding in Hawai yet were are still alive.
Sean Spicer is the result of choosing money over morality.
Henry Victor same with Clinton.
the idiots with money are so immoral and pathetic that they picked the one candidate that could lose to, THE MOST HATED PERSON TO RUN IN THE HISTORY OF THE COUNTRY!?
Yeah, because 30+ years of experience and knowledge means nothing. _Actually_ having policies planned out with actual details means nothing.
/s
well morality's overrated anyway. gimme the cash
Avenger just like obamas plans which turned out bad? atleast trump is delivering on his promises.
+Creepychewy12345 "obamas plans which turned out bad?" Wait, what? I was talking about Hillary and her experience. I wasn't talking about Obama nor did I mention him.
What does donald's promises have to do with anything?
(I mean.. he broke the only promise I wanted from him. The ONE thing I was really looking forward to with a donald presidency was him "draining the swamp". He lied. He didn't drain anything... he filled it with wall-street, corporate elite, big bankers, and corrupt politician sewage. You thought Nixon was corrupt? Well donald puts Nixon to shame.)
Reminding me that Trump is in charge of nuclear weapons is kinda scaring me
Cameren Ceniceros Me too, I'm not even from the US but I shit my pants thinking about it
Jan it's time to stop whining about Hillary, Obama and whatever past 'enemies' you imagine. Look at trump and see the real enemy.
just kinda???
Jan Brady she's had experience with nuclear weapons and knows when and how to use them, trump doesn't even know what uranium is. There is no competition. Everyday the world goes what the fuck to the president and you think this is a normal discourse? People are fucking scared because they don't know if war is going to be declared and other countries will have to join in. This isn't a joke. You cannot really expect that Hilary could have don't any of the thousands of shit trump has pull in one month within a 4 year job and she wouldn't have been put on trial by republicans, wake the fuck up
OBAMA was anti-environmentalism. He and Hilary sold fracking to the
world. Fracking in a 42 year period is more destructive to the OZONE
layer than COAL! Trump is anti-environmentalist too but he tells you he
is. Obama is a deceiver and tells you how great he is while signing
bills that will never make it into the news. Fracking is horrid and your
precious Obama and LNG promoted it, knowing the environmental
ramifications. ALL THESE CANDIDATES AND PRESIDENTS SUCK
Fuck, this is what everyone was afraid of.
Funny that.
Cami H no that is yet to come.
Yeah, you were saying all along about how he'd be too tough on Russia wern't you?
Nah, if Clinton was president she would have started war with Iran, Assad and Russia at the same time. She has a VERY aggressive foreign policy. Not sure why liberals think she is a better choice, TRUMP SUCKS, HILARY blows. Trump at least wants to create some sort of relation with Russia to keep us out of war, is that bad????
LOOK AT Libya, ask the people what the Obama Admin. did. FRANCE, UK, US, NATO funded terrorists and funneled arms into Libya. Everyone hates the US for this. Hilary is disgusting and Trump WILL do the same thing somewhere else. Most likely IRAN. YOU SEE PEOPLE, THEY WANT YOU PROTESTING THE WRONG THINGS, THE WRONG PEOPLE, TRUMP IS A PUPPET, HE ISN'T THE REAL CRIMINAL, it's the people that tell him what to say and do. The people that are not voted in by us. Please, open your eyes, presidents have warned us about these people.
I'm honestly surprised we've made it this long without Trump accidentally tweeting out the nuclear codes. We're probably safe though. His hands are too tiny to reach the big red button.
I hope they don't let children play with buttons in the White House, even if the child is the president.
Get Rekt I think having a president like trump you need to have a translator with him at all times so we might stand a chance of understanding his mouth
Trump has bigger hands than Obama, look at the picture of them about to shake hands in the oval. Trump just has fat stubby fingers.
I think that's why they have people constantly watching him to make sure he stays busy with twitter and giving his 'stirring' speeches.....going to his Florida WH at tax payers expense to keep him from playing around with the football.
randominternetman and that is an argument because....
How to shut Trump up? Take Bannons hand out of his arse.
that would make him crankier.
10000% regret voting for trump. Sorry guys
Flying Sausage another one bites the dust, the dust being the moronic liberal agenda
There were so many other Republican candidates with experience... I am beyond appalled.
Flying Sausage Why?
That's odd because your Russian ? So Russian's were voting ?
you're a complete moron if you voted trump. Apologizing is not enough
Nukes? YOU'RE FIRED! (Oh shit wait that's a bad idea)
Jackson Branby Did you say "Fire the nukes?"
"The bombs are launched mr President"
😂
omg please have mercy!!
HAHAHA best comment
Now that was Funny!
Jackson Branby Best comment. Laughing through my tears.
I guess 2000 nukes ain't enough, shit's getting real fast
Make that 8500 warheads.
US has somewhere around 4-6000 nukes.
Like, he already has enough nukes to blast the planet into a nuclear winter, 10 times over. What could he possibly have to do with more of them?
Einar Gissurarson: Trump wants to invite Kim Jong Un over and have a Nuke off parade...after the hair contest, the dipshit of the century contest, see...he has great things planned for everyone, the very best,....
Marco Joseph Cheung 2000 is not enough. We need to be able to blow up the world 5000 times over. Anything less is child's play.
Einar Gissurarson if you know anything about the first cold war then you know it brought a good economy for pretty much everyone because they was so much manufacturing i understand the fear with the cold war but economically the cold war is good
When Sean Spicer said he used it as an adjective I fucking lost it at 4am
Evan B. I'm going to McDonald's, I'm going to buy a lot of burgers, quickly, it's a military operation.
Perfectly normal adjective.
thats not an adjective. thats a metaphor.
My best translation would be that he was using the word "military" as a substitute for "efficient"
but also, don't be a fucking idiot and say "military operation" if that's not what you mean when you're THE PRESIDENT OF THE GOD DAMN US
I already knew that Trump wouldn't know what an adjective was, but now I also know that Spicer doesn't, either.
That isn't reassuring, it just shows that Trump is literally too stupid to speak English.
Next election, we know who everybody-nobody will vote for.
Antifoul Awl it has only been 35 days fuck off, the pot isn't even stirred yet
The Fat man you fucking idiot
The Fat man you are such a military operation u dum fuk
The Fat man tolerate my nuts!
Antifoul Awl there isn't a doubt in anyone's mind that the Republican party will take 20 20 just look at the horrible terrible liberal-left and their communist take riots they will never succeed they will never have leadership That Matters to the constitution in the heart of the United States citizen
Seany Spice: "It's an adjective."
Me, an intellectual, writer, and someone who does not commit word crimes like these: THAT IS NOT AN ADJECTIVE, YOU BOWLING BALL!
who else is up this late?
Hi
prussedouce early
prussedouce I ✋🏻
its a lazy 2:30 afternoon in India! So not late at all
Australians waiting for Colbert!
The great negotiator is a piss poor communicator.
Robert's Art Studio : his style is bossing people from across the table, confusing them to the point of submission...
no doubt all who dealt with him left with a terrible taste in mouth...
so will we
Except those Russian hookers. They left Trump with a terrible taste in mouth.
Calyx : yeah, trumps personality is all giver in bedroom arena..type of dude who pays to give pleasure for sure...
Wouldn't be surprised if Trump accidentally mistaken sending a heated tweet to sending a nuclear bomb
That stevie wonder piano head back was cool.
Good chemistry.
Shit, got so much done in 35 days...Very inspiring!
What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals? He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
Ethan Kutcher 😂😂😂
And his buildings built...
Iamtop And his crappy suits made .
Ethan Kutcher he also made sure no black families were able to apply to be residents in his apartment buildings in the mid 1970sz
Trump can afford to hire white people with snazzy react websites and then not pay them because he knows they won't sue.
US, you should put in your constitution that candidates for POTUS need to be able to talk in coherent sentences.
Well the constitution did intend for that to happen. It intended for it to happen so much it appointed an entire group of people to ensure that it was a thing before someone took office. It's called the electoral college.
It kind of failed to do its job though.
I'm A Squirrel! Don't Hate! I was gonna hate on you but then I saw your name
jevgenkova I think shortly after Trump came into office there was a bipartisan bill passed to require some kind of mental and physical evaluation for future presidential candidates. The republicans asked said it was a response to questions about Clinton's health during the campaign, but I think it was a response to the nightmares they were getting about recently electing an unstable narcissist to control the nuclear codes.
I feel really military operation today
Crazy Monkey
I just went into the shitter and performed a "military operation" of a dump.
PIlotrcm this is amazing
Just blow up the world already. This is getting repetitive.
W E E B L O R D Now he's just sounding like North Korea's dictator, only with worst hair.
Prez wants the codes,
because he can.
"Are you certain?"
"Yes I am."
Out comes gun - BANG!
- - -
"My job is done"
says the code case man.
Let's not forget that this is the same guy who constantly said "why not use them if we have them" when asked about nukes.
Wow how has this gone on for 35 days?
Isn't it worrying that the reason Homeland Security says that it will not mass-deport people is not because there's no good reason to, it's because they don't have the resources? Doesn't that imply that they would "do all kinds of mass throwing folks on buses" if they had more personnel, time, or resources?
"Where am I gonna find a brick at this hour?...No...that brick is Timmy's birthday present...Really...Hey Timmy, your birthday present is here..."
:)
It's funny cause we're all screwed
Bad dudes, really bad for fucks sake I'm all for border integrity but it's like some one made Lenny from 'mice and men' president!
Since when are strong borders part of the democratic platform??
dsmithers944 here's my secret, I'm an Aussie and we believe in border control! We actually did turn it into a millatary operation, just using the Navy.
+Shaun...brilliant...
A Cool Million George had good intentions, he just couldn't save his friend from himself in the end. But looking a McConnell, Bannon, Preibus or Ryan that good intentions bit just doesn't seem to be there. It seems like there all riding his coat tails so they may take advantage of his power. If I had to pick a george Ivanka comes to mind, seems sort of like a good person but will not be able to save her dad from himself.
I'm an Aussie and I think I'm dubious of the above statement. How we treat refugees is not a cause for a bragging. And since 70% of Australians according to the latest poll think immigration should be increased www.smh.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/australians-overwhelmingly-support-immigration-but-not-illegals-20150429-1mvqa0.html , I think the statement needs clarification?
Trump's speech sounds like a bad google translate
Liyah U 👏👏👏👏👏🙌🙌🙌 perfectly said
Liyah U i love so much what you wrote, can I quote you on facebook and twitter?
sure
Liyah U cool , thank you! ( for the permission to quote you)
mihaela huban, you are the most polite person I've seen on the internet...
GET OUT BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!!!
Everybody, nobody , What ? Can someone explain ?
Trump means everybody who matters to him. And this only includes USA and Russia... so in his view everybody who matters already has nukes. Next step nuclear holocaust - afterwards nobody has nukes cause their ain't nobody left.
The Free Hobo evanska it is freudian....
Don't worry, I was confused too, it made zero sense.
Mr Colbert is so adorable! I look forward to see his show everyday! It makes me laugh. 😉
"Alternate Grammar" app, a must have for the "Alternate Facts" game.
I'm not even an american and i feel more screwed than you guys . #cheaphooker
Can we send Trump to the moon? With all his nukes?
Gary Dorgan No one is a bigger fan of moon people than Trump.
I live on the moon as well - if you send this piece of shit to us then, well .. you're not sending us your best.
Did I just read JON STEWART
"Everybody" "nobody" 😂🤣😂
this is scary times :(
Fallout 5 is gonna be lit.
Destiny Garrison literally
Trump clearly doesn't understand that 'nuclear apocolypse' is non-discriminatory, unlike the guy himself
Pause at 1:48. thank me later :)
Vu Oanh OMG! JON STEWART!!!!!!!!
Vu Oanh I don't get it!?!?
Randy Ramirez A little bit before 1:48, a reminder for next Monday's show has Jon Stewart, Stephen's friend from Comedy Central, in it!
I'm sobbing now... again...
Why is good relations between US & Russia a bad thing? Isn't this everyone wanted but nobody could achieve?
U Wot M8 Exactly, but liberals are far too stupid to get that fact.
U Wot M8 I think the problem is that, by forging a relationship with Russia, he is destroying our relationships with other nations. In addition, people worry our current administration is being played by Russia into destroying itself.
It would be nice to be friends with Russia, but it's pretty dang unlikely.
becouse the interests of both coutries are so different that friendship is unlikely,..e.g. trade,they are competition and they both want to be No. 1, it's like McDonald, Burger King and KFC were suddenly best friends
Alexandru Zepciuc truth, justice and peace! What a joke, if you can step off you're soapbox for a second, you might just realize that there will always be racist assholes, dictators, homophobes ruling in the east, that's why there the fucking east, why don't we worry the fuck about our own people first before we go trying to free people on the other side of the fucking planet... Jesus.
Any "good relations" between countries starts with the trust that they will not hack one another. Second, it also usually requires some shared ideals...in that sense, russia and the USA are completely at odds - russia is run by a dictator who holds fraudulent elections, controls all the media, jails political opponents, invaded and annexed a neighbor, and is protecting another dictator assad. Putin has alienated all of his european neighbors...why should we be his "friend"? are we that desperate?
This is how the world ends.
Yeah, it ends with both a bang AND a whimper. A bang from when Trump inevitably pushes the red button, and a whimper of fear from all the people who saw this coming and could do nothing about it.
No one mentions Hillary in the last month except conservatives to either justify Trump or make a meek attempt at insulting progressives, as you have just done.
cool, you get to laugh at us from the comfort of your insanely homogenous ultra-liberal society. how kind and empathetic of you.
Trump's detractors (all over the world) have something else in common, an IQ in the triple digits.
Obama got the Nobel peace prize for not being George W. Bush. Let's not get ahead of ourselves here.
Juuso Peltoniemi yeah, but he did do other fucked up shit so thats besides the point.
Cancun771's award history: honorable mention for drawing a fart in 1st grade...
care to hear the excuse you got it?
Cancun771 The Nobel peace prize is a bomb making country's effort to look good in the eyes of the world, let's not get ahead of ourselves.
Early! Sometimes Trump makes me want to put a brick on my car's accelerator, that's basically what he is doing with this country
Joshua Hughes But where do you find a brick at this hour?
Thomas Nimmesgern idk, does a cinder block work? or maybe trump can just pull it out of his ass along with everything else he decides to say
It's worse than that - the car is loaded with explosives, like a suidice bomber would do.
This horror-show of a "leader" is leading the USA to absolute rack and ruin - bringing down a large portion of the world with him. (except the Asians - they have their heads screwed on and will take full advantage)
I think I went from hysterical laughter to just plain hysterics! 😲
Liberal tears
everyone's dead, deformed bodies in the nuclear holocaust your president wants so bad.
Yeah fuck us for not wanting to be completely obliterated by a nuclear holocaust.
oy vey. A nuclear powered Shoah? The ADL will hear about this
bones 2918 Republican Logic: Lets blame government, even though we are fucking up the government up
Lmao I love making liberals butt hurt
Well I guess everyone should start building nuclear bunkers again... On the flip side, at least we MAY come out of our nuclear bunkers some day to see real life deathclaws and nuka cola.
I imagine most Americans will start construction right away beside the houses they all most certainly own. :-)
Trump is making a joke out of himself!!
I DO NOT agree with Sean Spicer, but I'm assuming that he meant "military" as the adjective, and saying "that haircut looks very military" actually makes sense. I'm all for correcting Trump, but it frustrates me when people correct incorrectly.
EzrazWorld has no hope for leadership...
welcome to the line
He does like to verb the shit outta military and troops when Mexico is brought up though, it is funny when you watch Mexican news and you have their politicians trying to calm people down cuz they hear what the secretary of state says, then an hour later Trump is dismissive or, even worse, suggesting what comes off as a threat to Mexico XD
EzrazWorld The question remains, what does he mean by using military as an adjective? That it will be uniform and procedural? Or something else entirely? Either way, how can we say Trump wasn't using it as a noun and Spicer had to clean up afterwards?
Isaiah Scott I completely agree that Spicer is the clean-up man and that Trump might have been using it as a noun (to be honest, I don't think that even Trump really knows what Trump means, he just thinks that "military" sounds cool).
EzrazWorld Yeah, that's what worries me the most. Trump's mouth tends to run faster than his brain. He should work on thinking then speaking (and tweeting).
Just had a nightmare about bombings, still shaking. I hope these will help.
adjective 😂😂. oh Spicer, you and your boss are Gods gift to SNL.
I love conservatives that truly understand our values and love this country.
trump's not the sharpest tool in the shed
This would be funny if I weren't on the bus.
Bat5hade Wow, I feel sorry for you if you laugh at things like that.
Lmao, the funniest episode so far
This whole monologue is hilarious. "First everybody has nukes, then nobody has nukes and in between there's a big boom...", "See? Justice isn't blind...", "That's a super specific plan for something you're not gonna do..." Made my day!
Lol this video is really military operation
Why do some people in the comments instantly assume anyone who doesn't like Trump is a liberal? I mean, there are some people who are in the Republican Party and support the Republicans that actually disagree with some of Trump's actions/statements. It's not just a biased viewpoint coming only from liberals/Democrats.
Jazzy Wood EXACTLY! You don't have to be liberal to respect human rights
Anita Hailey true
Anita Hailey and this is coming from a Democrat
Jazzy Wood although there seems to be less of them following McCain’s death
2:37 Correction: hombres.
War college study says we only need 300 to maintain adequate deterrence, The U.S. has nearly 7,000.
The more they reassure you about something not happening, the more you know that it will.
stop
splitting up
the monologue
To be fair, it's only one more piece than it is on TV. Still, I understand your frustration.
Go
Hyperbole, Sean, hyperbole.
Anyone realize that Hillary lost??? LOL... Keep crying those salty liberal tears! Go put on your tin foil hats and hide in your safe spaces!
The American Superman
awe.. here's a kleenex for you.
AHCAHN Obok I think you need that more than he does
The American Superman ...here we go again
@Superman, they've been throwing the idea around of running her again in 2020. Sure hope they do, lol
SoundScreens: Yeah really... that would be an easy win for literally anyone else that ran against her...
I love Colbert's monologues.
"military operation" as an adjective... Now we have alterntive grammar to express our alternative facts :(
First Trump is too nice to Russia, now he isn't nice enough.
Who says he isn't nice enough?
Exceeding Ace Becouse they have a tape Where Trump is having a golden shower Everybody Knows that...👮
Exceeding Ace where did u see him being mean to Russia
So in the town I live in Texas they did bring in buses and took illegal immigrants from the restaurant they work at.
Im so bored of this trump bashing Every Single time i watch this show. I mean,i hate the guy but Please,give it a break. We get it already... fresh topics please.
They do the Donald Trump jokes because they've ran out ideas.
Ikr. Been like this every show now. It should be changed to "The Late Night Bash Trump Show". It's getting old. Even people that don't like Trump are getting tired of it but Colbert doesn't know how to let it go. I don't like BBQ Sauce on my Burgers so i guess I'm gonna start a Late Night Show and talk about how much i hate BBQ Sauce on Burgers every show. yea...watch me. Have to Get over it.
We would have fresh topics if trump wasn't such a god damn idiot. He creates the material for these comedians
Pieman, you need to ask Trump and his administration to stop doing and saying stupid shit that needs to be mocked.
Pieman29666 he's a douche with no material outside of TRUMP
"Justice isn't blind - she just can't tell hispanics apart!"
This has to be one of the best Colbert quotes ever.
Thanks, The Late Show with Stephen Colbert.:)
It would be nice to see late night comedians stick to jokes and make you laugh. Sick of hearing political bs.
get over it little bitch
Vince Mussurici I laughed. So, I believe your argument is flawed!
most late night shows are horribly unfunny so it's a lose lose situation
Vince Mussurici not sure what video you just watched but as far as I can tell, there were jokes, and people laughed.
Vince Mussurici He's a political comedian… why not watch a different comedian?
Hey random person scrolling through the comments!
I hope you have a great day!
From a smaller TH-camr who's dream is to hit 10k subs
Brian Estevez stop
Jeffy what doing
And who will yell LIAR at Trump in Congress tonight??
my favourite stand up comedy show lmao
I love Stephen's subtle, unspoken Terminator reference every time he talks nukes.
Stephen delivers excellent monologues.
Probably the best example of 'adjective' in the English language EVER!!! LMFAO
Not even the comedy shows can make this S*** up! Lmao and Scared all at the same time! 😵
Hey Stephen,
Thank you for giving the people bad news in a way that makes them laugh. I know you are a huge Trump supporter (yeah, right), so I would like to make you aware of something that has been going on in my town (Oxnard, CA). Over the past couple of weeks, entire families have been being taken out of their homes in the middle of the night by ICE. My mom is a 4th grade teacher, and she has been having less and less children come to school because they are afraid that they (or their parents) are going to get "taken away" due to the fact that they are undocumented. At this point, I believe it is important to note that Oxnard is a poor, mostly Hispanic community full of many undocumented immigrants and migrant farm workers. Although many are here illegally, this does not mean they are not doing their part in society. Many people work in the fields, own stores, and pay rent, just like the rest of us. If you could make the rest of the world aware of what is going on over here, as no one else will, I would be eternally grateful.
Sincerely,
Someone Who Cares
They did that in Watsonvile CA, a very highly Hispanic population, i went to a Mexican grocery store, one of the biggest they have there and when i went in there were Border Patrol agents taking away children from thier mothers and famillies. Ive never seen anything so horrifying in my life, it felt like a scence from a war movie.
This guy isn't even funny
rmoreno94 Go plays with your x box Trumptard.
Hmmm... nearly 2 million views and 24,000 likes in 3 days. Maybe you just don't have a sense of humor. Ya think?
my father was an electrician on the Titan missle. i was raised on every major missle base in the USA. By the time the Bay of Pigs was called down, we were in bomb shelters. Im scared
I feel bad for my country. People have to stick together no matter what
I feel like someone will walk in any minute and say that we were punked haha
Well done Mr Stephen I have been watching your show for long time The way you are handling these Dingbat Trumplicans, I am really enjoying your videos. Keep grinding with this Dump truck. You know who that is.....................
Stephen, you're brilliant. :)
That's it!!!
That's the grape that broke the elephant's back in the glass house.
I'm getting DOUBLE TIN FOIL HATS!
Don't say "Everyone" hate trump. He won the presidency. So many Americans Truly believe in him.
Vivek Chauhan but the majority did not vote for him.
Will J But he played the game BY THE RULES MAN. FUCK THOSE POPULAR VOTES. THATS NOT HOW OUR ELECTION WORKS.
The point wasn't who won, the point being made above you was the majority don't like him.
The election was rigged
Trump didn't win the people, he won the system.
[PEARL CLUTCHING INTENSIFIES]
"Not the sharpest knife on the Christmas tree," is a malaphor.
Come on... that is an awesome answer from Spciey
Sharpest knife on the Christmas tree?!?
Bahahaha
Can we just have Melissa McCarthy as our Press Secretary
LMAO, priceless !!!
Well , time to start saving up bottle caps.