honestly if Clive Barker wanted Rawhead to look like he did in the original short story he wrote, he should have hired David Cronenberg to direct the movie
Oh god no. It would be unique, but you could never give him a non-porn movie where he’s actively encouraged to make everything penis-related, or penis-adjacent, on purpose. The *now 5* “Baptizing” scenes / Money Shots would have at least 2 in POV, and Cronenberg’s version of Circumcisedhead would have needed the old lady to ahhhh “trap him.”
This movie left out a LOT of context as to what exactly what Rawhead Rex is, for anyone wondering, he's pretty much a Pagan Avatar to represent the negative side of masculinity, causing him to be violent, cannibalistic, and very rapey, which is why a pagan artifact of female fertility was what defeated him
That actually made the end of the movie make sense. They so should've included that information in the movie. It's like when you see a movie and it makes no sense then you find out half of it was cut out just before release then they release the unedited version, you see it and it makes sense.
Poor Clive Barker. He never gets to make the movies he wants to make without some kind of meddling from the studios. Nightbreed got censored for over 20 years because some idiot didn't like how the monsters were actually the heroes, and also that Clive is gay.
Are you serious?? That movie, although a fun watch, was nowhere near scary. The Monsters were actually charming, like I can actually picture myself, sharing a fat bowl with them. Even the Monsters in Canada are friendly!
I think that was the idea, we were supposed to like them and feel bad for them when the evil humans (especially the guy who was a serial killer in that mask that looked like it was made out of old lettuce with buttons for eyes) tried to invade their home and kill them all. The studio probably didn't like that idea, they tend to be very conventional in their thinking, certainly at the time. I can only imagine what the same people would think of "House of a 1,000 Corpses" and "Devil's Rejects", espeically "Devil's Rejects" as both focus heavily on the killers and making them the heroes of the story.
I used to like him until he told his followers on facebook to harass a dude who had only said he didn't like all of Hellbilly Deluxe 2. The dude literally had a profile picture of himself with his wife and baby, and RZ straight up told his followers to go find the guy.
In reality (folklore, mythology, whatever) Rawhead and Bloody Bones is a nursery boggle, who is supposed to get naughty children, so eating babies makes more sense than this.
@@jackwells8107 @ 4:11 The name some Native American Indian tribes use for Bigfoot often translates in their languages as _"Tall man"_ . He too was used as a bogeyman to keep children in line and to warn them not to play outside too late a night. Indian grandmothers would often say _"Don't run around in the dark screaming and making noise, Tallman's going to get you!"_
Been a fan of this movie since it came out and he is the only movie monster that ever gave me nightmares and occasionally still pops up in my dreams trying to eat me and I'm still a kid in those dreams. Thanks Clive
I read a graphic novel based on the short story, and all I can say is that if this Rawhead scared you, Barker’s original concept would make you piss yourself. Brandon’s description doesn’t do it justice.
I’d like to see this get remade. It’s a decent, one-off monster flick. With modern FX and some tweaking of the script, Rawhead Rex could be a “no holds barred” horror flick. And, we haven’t had one of those in a while.
So… you want the giant humanoid 🍆 one, with the graveyard “baptizing” scene? B/c I’m sure Clive won’t compromise to make him a gorilla-like monster anymore. It honestly might not be too bad. If we get a Cronenberg like Director, and a Alien/Aliens style design.
I went on a search for stone circles in Ireland about 10 years ago. You can buy a map but it's not very accurate because Irish farmers do have a habit of pulling them down (I'm not certain how strong Ireland's heritage laws are). It's a pity there isn't a monster under every stone circle because it would sort a few irreverent arseholes out.I have to say I'm quite impressed by Barker's concept here; using the feminine energy of a Sheila-Na-Gig to calm a destructive male entity is quite neat. Pity the movie didn't do it justice.
I think that "baptism" scene in this movie is particularly interesting when you take Barker's homosexuality into consideration, .. . what, this big super masculine demon dressed in what almost resembles bondage garb pissing on this sort of effeminate padre who appears to be reacting ECSTATICALLY to it.
Rawhead Rex is everything about male sexuality's bad side (rape, violence, hunger, domination) in the form of a lunatic demigod. The story is far better/ more interesting than the movie. Especially true for the ending with the mother goddess statue - the only reason it allowed Rawhead to be defeated was the creature's own crippling fear of it, not any mystical power it had itself. He was even disgusted/ repelled by menstrual blood; the woman he left alive in the book was on her period, not pregnant (though that may have had the same reaction).
i don't care what anybody says rawhead looks awesome, scared the shit out of me as a little kid. some of the close ups aren't too great but the shot of him poppin out of the dirt or holding the severed head are great
"Rawhead Rex" = giant phallus with teeth? Surely Clive Barker could've come up with even more on-the-nose names for his monster: "GoreDong Kong" "SlaySchlong Czar" "VoreDick Duke" "KillCock Khan" I could go on.
Best joke of October so far, "Father, when are we going back home to San Francisco? It's where i was born and raised, boyo". That joke right there killed me.
For the longest time, I always read the title as RAWHIDE REX and thought "Why does a movie that sounds like it should be about a Cowboy Dinosaur have this goofy ass monster?" Now that I've heard the title outloud, I feel silly. Still want that Cowboy Dinosaur movie, though.
Good news is, there actually is a Cowboy Dinosaur movie, called Cowboys & Dinosaurs. It's basically a ripoff of Cowboys and Aliens, but it's close enough.
Apparently the original rawhead of folklore was actually an evil spirit or demon with no body. So it would make a body from the bones and rejected parts of slaughtered animals. So it was some kind of cobbled together mess of animal bones and organs.
It's hard to copyright something as specific as a rather generic design like that. Look at all the very similar characters in comics for a good example. Especially since the design of the orcs have changed a little from game to game and orcs in most media are already vaguely similar
There were almost enough Irish jokes to offend even me. JK, they were hilarious. Fun fact, there are more Irish Americans than Irish nationals. So if you think about it, the US is more Irish than Ireland.
That's because Americans spuriously claim that their ancestry is their nationality, when it's not. Unless they were born in the country they use the name of; they are American. Full-stop.
Americans born in America are incorrect from a national point of view when they call themselves Irish, German, or South African etc. They are correct when they say "I am of Irish decent', which I am by the way.
The Irish hate the American "plastic Paddies", too. They were the ones who funded a lot of the IRA's activities over the years, and it's not going to endear you to someone when you're financing explosions where they live for a cause they don't feel is worth it.
I was a kid when I first saw this. 30 years later I still remember the shock and terror it gave me. Now I laugh at it, having seen that terror is something to be found at every corner of our lives.
no joke i saw this movie when i was around 10 years old.. scared the shit out of me and i never forgot it... i got soo very excited when i saw it on this channel i honestly hadn't seen it since (i think it was on some no longer existing cable channel) i loved this review lol.
One of my favorite episodes!!! Great pick, Brandon!! Need some horror movie recommendations: Graveyard Shift, Brainscan, C.H.U.D., Link, Prophecy, 976-Evil, Chopping Mall (Killbots), The Kiss, Terror Train and Sleepwalkers.
I’m Irish and remember watching this as a kid . Was a massive horror fan but couldn’t get over some of the actors being from Irish soaps . And thinking , even as a kid “ this sucks “
@ 10:20 So instead of rushing in to save his child, Howard decides to scream a dramatic "NO"... BEFORE opening the gate. Ladies and gentlemen! Father of the Year goes to....!
Me growing up in Baptist church: Pastor- "Can we get another song suggestion.." [I raise my hand] "I...hello little Billy, I see your hand, what song." "Rob zombie - Dragula." "Fuck yeah lil bill, hey, mr Morsion can you handle it?... ok... ok you got it. Ok brothers and sisters, let's fucking rock out."
14.57 scenes and expressions seemed like a twist from SleepAway Camp,The coach realised Angela is a boy!!?? While the leading guy realised that Rawhead Rex needed a woman to destroy it.(Mind-blown)!!!
MAJOR fan of Barker. Though unlike most Barker fans, I actually love this movie, mostly for how totally 80's cheese it is. Also, aside from the cookie monster eyes and inability to close his mouth, I like the undead anthropomorphic horse in Mad Max gear look of the monster.
Rawhead rex then went on to move to Norway and start a very popular black metal band doing world tours and ripping living people apart on stage. So all and all a good ending.
I'm so happy I found your channel. Compared to people like Nostalgia Critic who go WAY overboard with some of the skits and jokes, you are awesome. I get to see what some cult movies are like, and get solid laughs that aren't forced down my throat.
I just got into your videos recently when they popped up in my feed at work, I have had no end to fun at laughing along with your reviews and it helps my nights be fun. Keep up the great work brother.
I'll explain the ending. The 'relic' or whatever is an ancient fertility statue. You know, those big titted, big bootied goddess statues. They just didn't paint it well enough to define the shadows, but looking at the monster, I honestly am not surprised they skipped out on their props. Anyway, basically the reason why it works when the woman holds it up and not the dude is because it's supposed to be channeling the power of the goddess. It would probably make more sense if Rawhead Rex actually was a giant penis with teeth. Hashtag feminism and all that.
Well, being that Barker is gay and they outfitted the creature with what looks like s&m leather gear (plus the golden shower scene) I think if they had it end with a woman using the ancient power of womanhood to vanquish a penis monster dressed as a gay stereotype might seem a bit off. ....could be worse, they could have had the American do it with a box of Lucky Charms.
Sorry that I’ve putting Comment like Can you please do a review of Dinosaurus (1960) Disney’s Something Wicked This Way Comes (1983) or Vampire Hunter D (1985)?
Not to be confused with "Rawhead Rexxx: A Clive Barker Porn Parody".
But, he would have given us so much pleasures.
You should review E.T. porn version
The one that DOES have a 9 foot tall phallus, I assume.
Brandon Tenold are you Irish because the Irish accent impression was just to good
I’d actually like to see that review.
honestly if Clive Barker wanted Rawhead to look like he did in the original short story he wrote, he should have hired David Cronenberg to direct the movie
I honeslty like Ape head Rawhead better than Penis head Rawhead, he looks more badass
@@localdude2979 Literally no.
I read the short story and missed the penis resemblance
Oh god no. It would be unique, but you could never give him a non-porn movie where he’s actively encouraged to make everything penis-related, or penis-adjacent, on purpose.
The *now 5* “Baptizing” scenes / Money Shots would have at least 2 in POV, and Cronenberg’s version of Circumcisedhead would have needed the old lady to ahhhh “trap him.”
@@oxymoron02 well the main body looks cooler.... and I think they used two different masks, one better then the other.
Don't you mean Father O'Mally'O'Connel'O'Carrol'O'Reilly'O'Brian'O'Sullivan, who's also Italian
BEAT ME TO IT DAMNIT!
@@KatieCatWalker It's ok you crazy Protestant bastard
Someone call the Mexican inquisition
@@heatwave1789 NO, they would suspect them
@@heatwave1789 But nobody expects them
This dude has become my favorite TH-cam movie reviewer! The dry sense of humor is freaking awesome!
I find him hit and miss as a comedian my self.
I like his humor too.
Incidentally, you showed the comic of Rawhead Rex. That comic is fucking FANTASTIC.
the comic is waaay better than the movie. The old Hellraiser comics are cool too.
This movie left out a LOT of context as to what exactly what Rawhead Rex is, for anyone wondering, he's pretty much a Pagan Avatar to represent the negative side of masculinity, causing him to be violent, cannibalistic, and very rapey, which is why a pagan artifact of female fertility was what defeated him
Smugly Otaku he also eats children that are naughty and eats children in the comic
Wait, so the it actually raped the woman who survived during his first assault?
@@POCLEE it's not out of character for him to do so
That actually made the end of the movie make sense. They so should've included that information in the movie. It's like when you see a movie and it makes no sense then you find out half of it was cut out just before release then they release the unedited version, you see it and it makes sense.
So a mean nun with a metal edged ruler wouldn't have been enough?
Poor Clive Barker. He never gets to make the movies he wants to make without some kind of meddling from the studios. Nightbreed got censored for over 20 years because some idiot didn't like how the monsters were actually the heroes, and also that Clive is gay.
Are you serious?? That movie, although a fun watch, was nowhere near scary. The Monsters were actually charming, like I can actually picture myself, sharing a fat bowl with them. Even the Monsters in Canada are friendly!
I think that was the idea, we were supposed to like them and feel bad for them when the evil humans (especially the guy who was a serial killer in that mask that looked like it was made out of old lettuce with buttons for eyes) tried to invade their home and kill them all.
The studio probably didn't like that idea, they tend to be very conventional in their thinking, certainly at the time. I can only imagine what the same people would think of "House of a 1,000 Corpses" and "Devil's Rejects", espeically "Devil's Rejects" as both focus heavily on the killers and making them the heroes of the story.
Sean Ashmead really?
"Devil's Rejects" were heroes?? Um, sure, they were, sure.........
I didn't know Nightbreed was censored. What was cut out? Is there a director's cut?
Nah they were taking that monolith to the Silver Shamrock factory
Your Irish impression is wonderful.
@Liam Clarke oh shut up you fuckin baby
Loved the Rob Zombie reference. "Dragula" is one of my all time favorite songs!
Dig through the ditches
And burn through the witches
I slam in the back of my
Dragula!
I would go to church every goddamn Sunday if hims where like that.
I used to like him until he told his followers on facebook to harass a dude who had only said he didn't like all of Hellbilly Deluxe 2.
The dude literally had a profile picture of himself with his wife and baby, and RZ straight up told his followers to go find the guy.
@@ogithesergal4182 Also *hymns
Also you're not a sergal. You're a human.
same!
brandon is hilarious!
Rawhead: “Hey! If ya wanna watch, that’s gonna cost ya 20 bucks, Reverend.”
In the comic he eats babies it's the opposite in the movie, they totally neutered the film
Indeed.
Babies eat him? That sounds way more hardcore!!!
In reality (folklore, mythology, whatever) Rawhead and Bloody Bones is a nursery boggle, who is supposed to get naughty children, so eating babies makes more sense than this.
@@jackwells8107 @ 4:11 The name some Native American Indian tribes use for Bigfoot often translates in their languages as _"Tall man"_ . He too was used as a bogeyman to keep children in line and to warn them not to play outside too late a night. Indian grandmothers would often say _"Don't run around in the dark screaming and making noise, Tallman's going to get you!"_
@@ahmataevo That's why he could't be a penis with teeth - his head was circumcised.
Hahaha, okay, you got me with "No more magic mushrooms on me breakfast potato." Lmao
His design scared tf out of me growing up. Him busting through doors and window gave me nightmares as a kid lol. We need a sequel or remake
Been a fan of this movie since it came out and he is the only movie monster that ever gave me nightmares and occasionally still pops up in my dreams trying to eat me and I'm still a kid in those dreams. Thanks Clive
I read a graphic novel based on the short story, and all I can say is that if this Rawhead scared you, Barker’s original concept would make you piss yourself. Brandon’s description doesn’t do it justice.
@@josephsawyer3982 same here. I hate having dreams about Rawhead. So relieved when I wake up.
I’d like to see this get remade. It’s a decent, one-off monster flick. With modern FX and some tweaking of the script, Rawhead Rex could be a “no holds barred” horror flick. And, we haven’t had one of those in a while.
So… you want the giant humanoid 🍆 one, with the graveyard “baptizing” scene? B/c I’m sure Clive won’t compromise to make him a gorilla-like monster anymore.
It honestly might not be too bad. If we get a Cronenberg like Director, and a Alien/Aliens style design.
Rawhead looks so cheesy looking at him now, but as a 4 year old kid, he haunted my dreams! Love 80s horror!
I went on a search for stone circles in Ireland about 10 years ago. You can buy a map but it's not very accurate because Irish farmers do have a habit of pulling them down (I'm not certain how strong Ireland's heritage laws are). It's a pity there isn't a monster under every stone circle because it would sort a few irreverent arseholes out.I have to say I'm quite impressed by Barker's concept here; using the feminine energy of a Sheila-Na-Gig to calm a destructive male entity is quite neat. Pity the movie didn't do it justice.
The Dave Chappelle "PSYCHE!" Takes me out EVERYTIME!! 😂😂
I think that "baptism" scene in this movie is particularly interesting when you take Barker's homosexuality into consideration, .. . what, this big super masculine demon dressed in what almost resembles bondage garb pissing on this sort of effeminate padre who appears to be reacting ECSTATICALLY to it.
Vice Verser and baring in mind that in the actual story Rawhead is described as a giant penis monster
and i thought it looked more like a money shot than golden shower.... oh well....
Douglas Voss why else do you think so much of his work includes elements of extreme sexual practices like bondage? Clive Barker has seen some shit.
Rawhead Rex is everything about male sexuality's bad side (rape, violence, hunger, domination) in the form of a lunatic demigod. The story is far better/ more interesting than the movie. Especially true for the ending with the mother goddess statue - the only reason it allowed Rawhead to be defeated was the creature's own crippling fear of it, not any mystical power it had itself. He was even disgusted/ repelled by menstrual blood; the woman he left alive in the book was on her period, not pregnant (though that may have had the same reaction).
@@discoskull
He still killed the woman, but couldn't bring himself to eat her.
Thought this may not be a good movie for some, Brandon's puns and funny attempt on irish accent makes this worth watching.
i don't care what anybody says rawhead looks awesome, scared the shit out of me as a little kid. some of the close ups aren't too great but the shot of him poppin out of the dirt or holding the severed head are great
My birthday and a Brandon video. Things are goin great! Love your stuff Brandon! Always makes me laugh.
*HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!*
Happy Birthday Nuke Omega!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR ONE ! Namaste.
12:56 [Children of the Corn] " He wants you too, Malachi!"
"Rawhead Rex" = giant phallus with teeth?
Surely Clive Barker could've come up with even more on-the-nose names for his monster:
"GoreDong Kong"
"SlaySchlong Czar"
"VoreDick Duke"
"KillCock Khan"
I could go on.
I think you are doing it wrong.
it _should_ be:
CIRCUMCISED SCHLONG KING
SENSITIVE SCROTUM RULER
EMPEROR OF THE PETER NORTH
POPE PONTIUS PENIS
Killcock Khan ftw
one eyed two balled nine foot purple people eater
I love the editing on the Church singing scene. It looks like the priest's actually singing along.
Best joke of October so far, "Father, when are we going back home to San Francisco? It's where i was born and raised, boyo".
That joke right there killed me.
For the longest time, I always read the title as RAWHIDE REX and thought "Why does a movie that sounds like it should be about a Cowboy Dinosaur have this goofy ass monster?"
Now that I've heard the title outloud, I feel silly. Still want that Cowboy Dinosaur movie, though.
Go see The Valley of Gwangi.
Better yet, here's the trailer... th-cam.com/video/X0i0RSpQEf8/w-d-xo.html
I thought it was rawhide rex until I saw your comment
Good news is, there actually is a Cowboy Dinosaur movie, called Cowboys & Dinosaurs. It's basically a ripoff of Cowboys and Aliens, but it's close enough.
I was thinking it sounded like a nickname for a bald, heavy metal bassist
Clive Barker learned a great deal from what not to do with Rawhead Rex and Underworld. Thank you for Hellraiser!
Apparently the original rawhead of folklore was actually an evil spirit or demon with no body. So it would make a body from the bones and rejected parts of slaughtered animals. So it was some kind of cobbled together mess of animal bones and organs.
There is no Rawhead of folklore. It's not like a Banshee. It's just something Clive Barker made up to work through his gay neuroses.
Nnnope.
maskofreason.wordpress.com/the-book-of-mysteries/know-your-ghosts/europe/rawhead-and-bloody-bones/
Now that would've been a badass design for the movie
That would have been 10x scarier
Review Howard the duck 🦆
*A GEORGE-LUCAS MARVEL MOVIE CLASSIC!*
THAT One-AHOLE can’t wait for the review
0 quacks of 5
He should review Fantastic Planet.
Technically, Howard is not owned by Marvel. Marvel only rents Howard from his original creator.
I am kinda surprised the producers didn't try suing Blizzard, for stealing the Rawhead Rex design for the Orcs in the Warcraft series.
Pretty sure the producers want to forget this movie and if anybody was gonna sue, it would be games workshop over the ork design.
I mean, given how old and obscure the movie is
Im surprised its not public domain
It's from 1987. I think you need to read up on how copyright law works.
It's hard to copyright something as specific as a rather generic design like that. Look at all the very similar characters in comics for a good example. Especially since the design of the orcs have changed a little from game to game and orcs in most media are already vaguely similar
There were almost enough Irish jokes to offend even me. JK, they were hilarious. Fun fact, there are more Irish Americans than Irish nationals. So if you think about it, the US is more Irish than Ireland.
That's because Americans spuriously claim that their ancestry is their nationality, when it's not. Unless they were born in the country they use the name of; they are American. Full-stop.
Americans born in America are incorrect from a national point of view when they call themselves Irish, German, or South African etc. They are correct when they say "I am of Irish decent', which I am by the way.
@@alcahallic4526 The ultimate Irish is the Glitch Gremlin from the Angry Video Game Nerd.
The Irish hate the American "plastic Paddies", too. They were the ones who funded a lot of the IRA's activities over the years, and it's not going to endear you to someone when you're financing explosions where they live for a cause they don't feel is worth it.
This story needs a Remake, but hope it sticks to the Comics this time~
A video about Clive Barker's "Nightbreed" would be perfect for Halloween.
Rawhead looks like a Brute from Halo 3.
Ink-Bleedful more like they look like him.
You're right. He does bear resemblance to Brutes.
@@menslady125eif2590 Give him some armour, he'd be lost in a mass of Uruk Hai
I love the fake accent, hilarious!
Did you know...the Irish are the only people in the world who fuck up their own accent? It's a fact.
I almost pissed myself when he imitated the children
I was a kid when I first saw this. 30 years later I still remember the shock and terror it gave me. Now I laugh at it, having seen that terror is something to be found at every corner of our lives.
"Who the hell is big Jake?"
"I was reading a Clive Barker story."
Do another Stephen King movie. Preferably either Maximum Overdrive (Which King himself directed) or one of the Creepshow movies
Thought it was funny, he directed it but then ended up hating it and calling a 'moron movie'. :)
Smith Wesson about that
@@skyslasher2297 What about it?
And holy shit Brandon actually loved my comment!!! 😱😱😱
He’s doing the whole trilogy
I'm irish and suprisingly i'm not offended by this just laughing my ass off
no joke i saw this movie when i was around 10 years old.. scared the shit out of me and i never forgot it... i got soo very excited when i saw it on this channel i honestly hadn't seen it since (i think it was on some no longer existing cable channel) i loved this review lol.
This Halloween, don’t forget to leave a bowl of chili out on the porch for Rawhead Rex.
Awww hell yeah!! I LOVE RawHead Rex!! I got it for Christmas last year, from my awesome Ma.
I really hope this movie gets rebooted I hope that and pray for it with all my heart because this is one horrifying movie that monster is creepy
Please do Re-Animator!!!!
Seconded!
@@friedpickle8332 Thank you 😃
No, Re-Animator is a good movie. Do the Star Wars Holiday Special.
@@304Kid It's still a cult classic
nice edit. getting the priest's mouth to sync perfectly with the end of song. nice touch.
Aw yeah, hopefully another october full of horror movies to review.
@@WishIWasWildRandy
Maybe even some slasher movies like maniac or other underrated/unknown horror movies
THAT One-AHOLE Man like Behind the mask? I’d love to see tenolds take on it.
One of my favorite episodes!!! Great pick, Brandon!! Need some horror movie recommendations: Graveyard Shift, Brainscan, C.H.U.D., Link, Prophecy, 976-Evil, Chopping Mall (Killbots), The Kiss, Terror Train and Sleepwalkers.
I like all of those movies
Brandon: 10:55
me: sorry howard, he has a point there Leaving you son alone in a car while there's a monster's pretty Irresponsible
I’m Irish and remember watching this as a kid . Was a massive horror fan but couldn’t get over some of the actors being from Irish soaps . And thinking , even as a kid “ this sucks “
funnier if they did a fan-made "Predator vs. Rawhead Rex" movie
It strangely reminds me of an ITV series we had in the 90s called "Chimaera"
Rawhead Rex is one of my favorite 80's horror movie.
@asian dude ...one of the dumbest things I've ever been asked. Asian dude get out of your parents basement and get a life.
@ 10:20
So instead of rushing in to save his child, Howard decides to scream a dramatic "NO"... BEFORE opening the gate. Ladies and gentlemen! Father of the Year goes to....!
Me growing up in Baptist church:
Pastor- "Can we get another song suggestion.."
[I raise my hand]
"I...hello little Billy, I see your hand, what song."
"Rob zombie - Dragula."
"Fuck yeah lil bill, hey, mr Morsion can you handle it?... ok... ok you got it.
Ok brothers and sisters, let's fucking rock out."
I nearly choked on my sandwich laughing out loud at this video 🤣
@3:55 Funniest line I've heard in a while.
I'm holding my breath for the Rob Zombie Re-Boot.
Judging from the fact the title has head in it there's going to be "Decapitation" quote!
8:40 Oh, never mind...
14.57 scenes and expressions seemed like a twist from SleepAway Camp,The coach realised Angela is a boy!!?? While the leading guy realised that Rawhead Rex needed a woman to destroy it.(Mind-blown)!!!
2:15 OMG I LOVE ROB ZOMBIE
OMG 9:27 I AM THE ASTRO CREEP
IM DONE IM DYING OF LAUGHTER
Awesome!!! Hoping you'll review night of the creeps
"Jokes on you. Your wife f*cked the milkman". 🤣
I thought this movie was badass as a kid haha. And I like his design for some reason
Thanks! This is some of your best work. Hilarious all the way through
MAJOR fan of Barker. Though unlike most Barker fans, I actually love this movie, mostly for how totally 80's cheese it is. Also, aside from the cookie monster eyes and inability to close his mouth, I like the undead anthropomorphic horse in Mad Max gear look of the monster.
Rawhead rex then went on to move to Norway and start a very popular black metal band doing world tours and ripping living people apart on stage. So all and all a good ending.
Raw head looks like a brute from Halo 3
Caden the Cucumber more like THEY look like HIM.
I'm so happy I found your channel. Compared to people like Nostalgia Critic who go WAY overboard with some of the skits and jokes, you are awesome. I get to see what some cult movies are like, and get solid laughs that aren't forced down my throat.
Rawhead Rex = A Thrall cos-play reject.
I just got into your videos recently when they popped up in my feed at work, I have had no end to fun at laughing along with your reviews and it helps my nights be fun. Keep up the great work brother.
You had me at "googly eyed mohawk caveman"
How the hell did the piss baptism scene turn out to be the most faithful to the original?
...I thought they called a 9ft phallus with teeth a xenomorph.
It scared the shit out of me when I saw it...cheezy effects and all.
I grew up near the town where they filmed this in Wicklow 🤘🏻
This is my first time watching one of Brandon's shows and this was hilarious! One of my new favorite TH-cam shows!
Ferocity is his middle name, Brandon Ferocity Tenold.
Fun fact: Rawhead Rex's little brother played in 'Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-a-Rama'.
Rawheadrex , queen kong, deathstalker who come up with these name next you going to tell us there a movie called WTF
Also that Irish accent is amazing
Joshua Targett deathstalker and Rawhead Rex are badass names.
Really enjoy your content! I find them very rewatchable!
cut 'em up, rub 'em out--Rawhead.
Yes! My favorite snarky Canadian reviewing one of my favorite 80's cult films. Good day to be alive, sir.
Review Transmutations.
Alright I have to admit the part where you say Rawhead want comic book, Rawhead not read that issue yet was pretty damn hilarious.
So you're next review you should do the seven faces of dr. Lao
"I bet when Howard has sex, he leaves his sweater on."
Brilliant
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"Even 🍀 Roger Ebert gave this movie a 👎."
You don't know how long I waited for this video Brandon thank you for reviewing this movie.
i just bought this on Blu-Ray the other day.
Rawhead Rex actually made it to Blu-Ray? Wow.
Thank you SO MUCH for doing rawhead Rex, this is an all time favorite
I'll explain the ending. The 'relic' or whatever is an ancient fertility statue. You know, those big titted, big bootied goddess statues. They just didn't paint it well enough to define the shadows, but looking at the monster, I honestly am not surprised they skipped out on their props. Anyway, basically the reason why it works when the woman holds it up and not the dude is because it's supposed to be channeling the power of the goddess. It would probably make more sense if Rawhead Rex actually was a giant penis with teeth. Hashtag feminism and all that.
Rotsuoy fuck feminism
Well, being that Barker is gay and they outfitted the creature with what looks like s&m leather gear (plus the golden shower scene) I think if they had it end with a woman using the ancient power of womanhood to vanquish a penis monster dressed as a gay stereotype might seem a bit off. ....could be worse, they could have had the American do it with a box of Lucky Charms.
I tried to get "Dragula" as my vanity plates on my car, but my request was denied.
Makes me want to see The Keep again.
If I recall Barker eventually revealed Rex was actually a 'Nightbreed' and it takes place in the same universe as that better movie
Sorry that I’ve putting Comment like Can you please do a review of Dinosaurus (1960) Disney’s Something Wicked This Way Comes (1983) or Vampire Hunter D (1985)?
Something Wicked this way comes is not shown often, I think it’s Disney’s creepiest film
I found this movie on TH-cam a few years back and I love it! Thank you for reviewing this gem. 💎
Rawhead is also what U.S. Marines stationed in Pacific countries call crabs.
Like the lice? Ew.
Rawhead's original design sounds like a character I created quite a few years ago called "Spoogy Sam."
"Lady, did you know Neil Patrick Harris is gay?"
Lady: 6:48
As an Irishman the best joke is ' need to find out if he's with the ira or not'