Congratulations! Keep it up and make the 30 full and so on. I know its not a good comparison but I was a heavy weed smoker and am now abstinent for 11+ years. Take care my man
@@mistrjt9213 Hate to admit it, but I wouldn't mind throwing back a few with this old gal. Of course, I'd call an Uber to get me the hell away from her after she'd drunk a couple.
One thing people should learn from this is people LIE. Constantly. And they don't give a damn about the people they hurt. Like that drunk woman speeding with a child in the vehicle. Then she's trying to act like she cares about the child she endangered
@@kimdasko6952Did you hear the fates of the ones she kept…. That’s how. Hope they had a better chance.😢 Sad some these people (are allowed) Birth all these kids.
My parents used to live in Denver. My mom went down to the basement to do laundry. She found a spider monkey in there. It was a pet of a neighbor. True story.
My mom's like this. All are toxic(dad & brother in prison) Dads an abuser, so is brother.. Ironic I'm the black sheep, but it's bc I did something w my life. Gonna sad bc she use to try sabotage me bc I was doun better than her. Almost cost me my home and car. Psychopaths is what they are. Toxic really toxic.
And she’s talking about the officer saying that HE has no remorse! Outrageous! She has absolutely zero self-awareness and is totally self-centred. She also clearly thinks she’s quite the wit and a temptress to boot! As I said, no self-awareness.
@@purfecly_impurfec Thank you! That enraged me as well. This woman has he gall to say she regrets nothing, then proceeds to act as if her skin color had anything to do with her behavior and that she drove drunk and endangered her young boy. What a crazy narcissist. CPS got involved for sure which is sad because the foster system is really bad in many parts of the US.
To Anita, that wonderful lady in the beginning, I have to apologize. I was just so excited to show of my albino monkey mask. I won’t bug you anymore. Sincerely, Monkey Man III ESQ.
The first woman is 53, can drink three bottles of Kentucky whisky in one day, has six kids, three of which she “gave away”, both her husband and her son are also currently in jail, and her son is 40 years old…which means she had him when she was 13? Sweet baby Jesus take the wheel from this woman!!
Ever realize people do the same crimes in the same dates either annually or biannually or every so many times so kudos to the ones that find a way not to repeat
Real talk and they don’t care one bit especially when he had an episode calling him a mommy’s boy I like to see that fat bitc* and the rest of them do a tour or two and see how they act when they come back 🤬 it’s only the ones that don’t understand hope that brother gets some help 56:42
Truly amazes me the absence of any personal responsibility &/or accountability people have by blaming everyone &/or every thing under the sun for all their woes for them being arrested & going to jail...it's really sad that some of these people are actually proud of how many times they've been in jail when they should feel ashamed...that is text book insanity..."Doing the same things over & over expecting a different result each time."
Absolutely! The mom who “ I did race, and won, took long way home so she could text and drive” intoxicated …. With her child in the car. Unreal. She has remorse, no clue what she’s done wrong.😖
1:38:00 she’s so funny 😂 daaaamn hello everybody 😅😅 and she give hugs to the female cop and when the wanted to search her she gave them shake the booty stand 😅😅😅 n the female cop was surprised from how she was standing to search her 😅😅😅
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I truly hated working the midnight shift because I was always boring, and I love 2nd shift. That's when all goes down. Now I have had a massive stroke, which I can't do my job anymore. I am disabled from the stroke. I miss it so bad 😢😊❤
My dear❤… so can relate. I’m 40 ER social worker with spinal injury and hate my life now as a “disabled “ human…..”invisible human “ now. My spouse started his affair 6 months after onset of spinal injury 😓😥😓
What is funny and sad at the same time are the people who think they are the funniest, sexiest, smartest (the sarcastic ones)/knowledgeable ones around😅
Something I now understand…but am still completely confused by, is that the toughest sounding, most disrespectful and disruptive folks are the First Ones to start the toddler like crying 😭
@@musclecarmaniac6914I wonder that too. Or if she was just trying to be nice and make him feel comfortable. She was giving him a little smile though ;)
Right. But his prescription, if he even has one, is not for that pill regardless. There is no prescription for knock off zanex from Mexico. He is addicted and takes more than he is prescribed and then goes to Mexico to buy them to hold him off until it is time for his US Prescription to be filled.
How is it legal for a male cop to stand and watch as the female cop has the woman undressing and checking her private parts while she bent over! He looks like he really enjoyed it. That's disgusting! 😢😪🤔
@@douglasr.c.5622 I saw it the exact same way. That woman is drunk as hell, not attractive and endangered her 6 year old while saying she regrets nothing and then played the victim! Absolutely vile. That doesnt mean that it is ok he watches, for safety reasons it would suffice to stand at the door. That said they undress behind a curtain when underwear comes off.
Omg that tall handsome head of transportation security was so awesome he had such a great attitude and all the jailers liked him too !!! How could u not he was so professional and polite about the whole situation!!😂😂❤❤😊😊
Whatever happened to just going to the drunk tank and being let out In the morning? Instead they charge people for public intoxication and make them go to a bail bondsman to get out? That’s so messed up. That’s why I love living in Canada. 😂
I can’t believe that cops actually bust panhandlers and actually charge them. Like must not be a whole lot going on for you to exert your authority on broke people. Smh
Panhandlers are getting very aggressive now, not like it used to be. If you don’t give them what they want they might hurt you or destroy your car. They need to learn to obey the law. Not sure what city you live in but where I live they are aggressive and are dangerous.
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Watching these keeps me sober.
There are better ways
One day at a time!
Haha the lady talking about monkeys was so funny, cus that poor guard didn't get what she meant 😢😂😂😂
She was hilarious! The young CO ….. Woosh😂
Another great 2 hour Jail marathon
Two hours of great reasons not to drink booze!!
22 years without alcohol and counting!!
Congratulations! Keep it up and make the 30 full and so on. I know its not a good comparison but I was a heavy weed smoker and am now abstinent for 11+ years. Take care my man
@@HandstylesAwesome❤ This Oct will be 8 yrs not a single drop. Yeah alcohol and me, not good😢
@@Handstyles I can't smoke weed. It makes me paranoid.
I'll never understand how weed smokers function in public. Can you tell me how you did it?
It's.. time to.. *stop* counting. 🤦♂️
4 yrs here in Sept!
15:00 Dude got charged with getting a more affordable medicine of a prescription he already has.. big pharma gotta love that!😆
Thank you for the Jail marathon! Love it!❤❤❤❤❤
Lol...She said "you're better looking than my husband and my three kids put together."
I'm sure her husband will appreciate that.
The way she said sumnabeesh was my fave. 2:16 was great delivery! Sumnabeesh…
@@mistrjt9213 Hate to admit it, but I wouldn't mind throwing back a few with this old gal. Of course, I'd call an Uber to get me the hell away from her after she'd drunk a couple.
He IS cute, though.
@@toddthechimeralinguist Agreed...I wouldn't kick him out of bed for eating crackers.
Anita is a damn G 😂 Legend has it the monkey man is still looking in her windows.
Lol
😂😂
Am not
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@@DashingPunkSamurai• 😅
They say everything is bigger here in Texas so are the amount of drunks 🥴 😂😂😂😂
One thing people should learn from this is people LIE. Constantly. And they don't give a damn about the people they hurt. Like that drunk woman speeding with a child in the vehicle. Then she's trying to act like she cares about the child she endangered
The 1st woman is funny. I only have 3 kids, I gave the other 3 away 😮😂 She ain’t lying about the officer being good looking!
How could you give your children away? Just curious.
@@kimdasko6952 Adoption, orphanages.
@@kimdasko6952I just rescued kids sold for drugs by their "parents "
@@kimdasko6952Did you hear the fates of the ones she kept…. That’s how. Hope they had a better chance.😢 Sad some these people (are allowed) Birth all these kids.
at 7:07 its like he knows what number is on the reader and his drunkenness is increasing proportionally xD
It was neat seeing our local jail on the show. I live in Hidalgo county Texas.
Keep it up with the Jail videos!👍👍
Oh yeah. Two hour marathon of jail. Thank you
I love these! I clean to these videos so now imma be moving!!
I know, right?! These are so entertaining.
That your real name…? JEFF?!?!? 😂
@@alexisandbillclerico15 I know! It is bad when I’m being nosy! Lol I have to stop and look at the situation lol 😂
@@kassyaddis9337 No shame... I'm right there with you!
Thought his tattoo on his face said “young sausage” ? 😂😂😂😂
Gosh, work with drunk sycophants everyday ???😮😢😢😢 Crazy. Thanks to all prison employees ❤
My parents used to live in Denver. My mom went down to the basement to do laundry. She found a spider monkey in there. It was a pet of a neighbor. True story.
Lil Cuba Gooding Jr in the “Freddy Krueger” shirt is a lil drunk darling!
I love the longer marathons! Thanks for sharing!!
I need a person in my life who thinks I’m better looking than their partner and their 3 kids put together 😂❤
That older black female officer is giving off tough aunt/grandma energy. I can see her sorting out some young people who are on the wrong path
Could really do with a where are they now episode!
Some people do lose it when confined to a concrete box, but not sure what else they can do when people are wasted
she sounds like she's proud of all the kids and husband being locked up and not proud of the son that plays video games... she's warped
300 pounds and just plays video games is the golden child of that family. That's a win Big Dude. Sorry your moms on tv embarrassing you 🙏
My mom's like this. All are toxic(dad & brother in prison) Dads an abuser, so is brother.. Ironic I'm the black sheep, but it's bc I did something w my life. Gonna sad bc she use to try sabotage me bc I was doun better than her. Almost cost me my home and car. Psychopaths is what they are. Toxic really toxic.
@@illumination101 So amazing that you were able to escape your dysfunctional home & have a normal life! ♥
The family that jails together bails together.
No monkey required.
BREAKING: sleep has been delayed by another 2 hours!
"Atleast you're in good spirits"
"Good spirits are what got me in here!"
“I’m just gonna sit up in here, eat bologna sammys and drink warm milk”. 😂😂😂
I always pay extra attention to the Multnomah County segments. Maybe I'll see someone I know.
That woman driving drunk with a six year old is utterly disgusting!!🤢😡
And she’s talking about the officer saying that HE has no remorse! Outrageous!
She has absolutely zero self-awareness and is totally self-centred. She also clearly thinks she’s quite the wit and a temptress to boot! As I said, no self-awareness.
@@UmlunguMuntu she plays the victim well.
Typical down here in the Rio grande valley
@@purfecly_impurfec Thank you! That enraged me as well. This woman has he gall to say she regrets nothing, then proceeds to act as if her skin color had anything to do with her behavior and that she drove drunk and endangered her young boy. What a crazy narcissist. CPS got involved for sure which is sad because the foster system is really bad in many parts of the US.
Yup it makes me angry 😡
To Anita, that wonderful lady in the beginning, I have to apologize. I was just so excited to show of my albino monkey mask.
I won’t bug you anymore.
Sincerely,
Monkey Man III ESQ.
That jail cop should go into acting. Could see him on a csi slow or movie.
The first woman is 53, can drink three bottles of Kentucky whisky in one day, has six kids, three of which she “gave away”, both her husband and her son are also currently in jail, and her son is 40 years old…which means she had him when she was 13? Sweet baby Jesus take the wheel from this woman!!
Ever realize people do the same crimes in the same dates either annually or biannually or every so many times so kudos to the ones that find a way not to repeat
"Am I dead?" Now I'm no expert but I sort of tend to think the answer to that question is "No sir. I don't think you're dead." I could be wrong.
Michael looks like a mix of Flip Wilson and Cuba Gooding Jr.
Lmao he really does
Sounds like he wanted to give that cop some head, if he could.
That poor army vet could have had issues from being over seas we never know .
That’s exactly what I was thinking! And being in an isolation call doesn’t help! I’ve been there and it is horrible!!
Real talk and they don’t care one bit especially when he had an episode calling him a mommy’s boy I like to see that fat bitc* and the rest of them do a tour or two and see how they act when they come back 🤬 it’s only the ones that don’t understand hope that brother gets some help 56:42
When he said he watched his friends die l cried.
Of course he is. My son has been through hell
Grown adults fighting and arguing with parents in their parents ' house over video games😂😂😂😂😂😂 GROWN ADULTS 😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂”mom he took my controller”😂😂😂😂
Great channel
Truly amazes me the absence of any personal responsibility &/or accountability people have by blaming everyone &/or every thing under the sun for all their woes for them being arrested & going to jail...it's really sad that some of these people are actually proud of how many times they've been in jail when they should feel ashamed...that is text book insanity..."Doing the same things over & over expecting a different result each time."
Absolutely! The mom who “ I did race, and won, took long way home so she could text and drive” intoxicated …. With her child in the car. Unreal. She has remorse, no clue what she’s done wrong.😖
Michael such a sweetie to that all turns couldn't be like and you knew enough to pull over and stop driving
The first guy seems happy to be in jail! He is smiling in his mug shot and says may i have somthing to eat cereal whatever you guys got. Lol
Just hook my manz up with a ham which. That all he asking for. He ain't even worried if it got cheese on it to melt on the hot water pipes.
1:38:00 she’s so funny 😂 daaaamn hello everybody 😅😅 and she give hugs to the female cop and when the wanted to search her she gave them shake the booty stand 😅😅😅 n the female cop was surprised from how she was standing to search her 😅😅😅
😂you guys got a family rate going on? 😂 At least she had a good sense of humor. Hope her family gets it together ❤
Beware of the fire water.
That female officer with the tatt face guy was super cool, way nicer that California female sheriffs are mad at everyone for no reason.
not she pointed to the officer saying that’s the monkey 😂😂😂😂
Love these long vids .
Keep ‘em coming
Most of these detainees behave like little whiney toddlers.
You'll see a lot of patterns in these.
Awesome love the channel maybe have some the the after results of a few ❤❤❤but love it !!
1:42 ....why does her voice sound like that! Its gotta be the whiskey and 5 packs of marlboro reds a day!
This cop is a really good cop. He has superior customer service skills
Which one?
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@@ScoopDoggAnd now you have the button in the comment box to drop the time stamp for wherever it is in the playback in the text
Jc Penney could recruit him
@@ScoopDogg Cool beans. Thx. I didn’t know about adding the @. 💙
I truly hated working the midnight shift because I was always boring, and I love 2nd shift. That's when all goes down. Now I have had a massive stroke, which I can't do my job anymore. I am disabled from the stroke. I miss it so bad 😢😊❤
😢❤
why do middle aged women always put their life story on social media. know one cares gimpy
My dear❤… so can relate. I’m 40 ER social worker with spinal injury and hate my life now as a “disabled “ human…..”invisible human “ now. My spouse started his affair 6 months after onset of spinal injury 😓😥😓
Wait did she really say I was racing an had some drinks and wanted to take the long way home so she could text
What is funny and sad at the same time are the people who think they are the funniest, sexiest, smartest (the sarcastic ones)/knowledgeable ones around😅
The girl at 20:51 reminds me of a hispanic Mary Stuart Masterson 😂
she said "she drank booze, but she ALSO PAID for it TOO"... Honey, u gonna pay for it AGAIN..
(those were some expensive drinks, huh??)
The only reason I’m going is if it’s going on a cruise
That cop is always getting compliments (male cop) lol he is a good looking fellow though
Is it just me or do she sound like that guy from that movie sling blade
Jail episodes marathon I like this
🤣🤣🤣 she bent all the way down like come and get it...tuff world
The lady from Monsters inc 😂
why did I watch all two hours of this
Thanks for the 2 hour special
Something I now understand…but am still completely confused by, is that the toughest sounding, most disrespectful and disruptive folks are the First Ones to start the toddler like crying 😭
because both are signs of lack of emotional control/regulation
That xany is addictive as all hell can ruin your life, i hope he gets the help he needs
Anita was killing 😂
😆 LMFAO 👏🏼AT LEAST HE KNOWS IF SOMETHIN WAS TO GO DOWN👊🏽 SHE GONNA RIDE FOR HER MAN
29:55 when he said my mom is a cop, she felt that
She seemed like she was into him. It was weird.
@@musclecarmaniac6914I wonder that too. Or if she was just trying to be nice and make him feel comfortable. She was giving him a little smile though ;)
The great thing about "Jail" is that in its effort to show cops in a positive light, it shows how completely messed up the justice system is.
Wrong. I'm guessing you've spent time on the wrong side of the bars.
@@akitalady I've never been arrested.
What is your solution?
@@vickilagesten8919 I don't have to have a solution to know when something isn't working,
@@vickilagesten8919I vouch to give the entire jail handy j’s under the medical desk.
Apparently pt isn't required if you work in a jail.
Tattoo Face will never get hired for much of a job.
I wasn’t watching this at first only listening and the first person I swore was a man my god lay off the cigarettes lady!
Thank you for your videos
I'm convinced that people just love to touch people and be touched under the guise of stop being aggressive.
Anita’s eyesight is perfect. (#1) That officer is hot! ❤
Just cause you're a jailer don't mean you're a Law enforcement officer. You're not Enforcing the law
“Looked like a monkey to me…” 😅😂
6:34 "show me the money"
Hope they took the kid out of her custody!
That first lady sounds like Stevo!
Guy who got jumped in the bar over bottle of beer is the spit image of Rick Grimes Walking dead .
When you get your prescription from the pharmacy they don't give your prescription back wtf are these cops talking about!!!
That is “wtf these cops talking about!!!”
@@ellenpowers919 no Ellen ' it isn't what they're talking about'
All you would need for proof is the bottle with your name and script info
Right. But his prescription, if he even has one, is not for that pill regardless. There is no prescription for knock off zanex from Mexico. He is addicted and takes more than he is prescribed and then goes to Mexico to buy them to hold him off until it is time for his US Prescription to be filled.
It's on the bottle you anti-genius 🤦♂️
These young cops really make me laugh with the first interview of the woman monkey suit lady what a job..
How is it legal for a male cop to stand and watch as the female cop has the woman undressing and checking her private parts while she bent over! He looks like he really enjoyed it. That's disgusting! 😢😪🤔
I was thinking 🤔 the same thing.. And the way he was looking at her Gross 🤢🤢🤢
Believe me they look at her with disgust. She drove drunk with her minor child.
we had make guards that would stand there and watch us shower
@@KPD017 You must be joking ?
@@douglasr.c.5622 I saw it the exact same way. That woman is drunk as hell, not attractive and endangered her 6 year old while saying she regrets nothing and then played the victim! Absolutely vile.
That doesnt mean that it is ok he watches, for safety reasons it would suffice to stand at the door. That said they undress behind a curtain when underwear comes off.
The couple that came in from the bar fight... Anyone else see a Rick Grimes knock off?? 😂😂 Once you see it, you can't unsee it lol
Obviously she's struggling, don't make fun of her!!!
More like Lunatic Asylums than jails.
There actually is not a lot of difference between the two at all
The lady at 1:17:xx has been on this show twice now. Shes a character. Last time she wouldn't talk to anyone but a male.
Omg that tall handsome head of transportation security was so awesome he had such a great attitude and all the jailers liked him too !!! How could u not he was so professional and polite about the whole situation!!😂😂❤❤😊😊
Whatever happened to just going to the drunk tank and being let out In the morning? Instead they charge people for public intoxication and make them go to a bail bondsman to get out? That’s so messed up. That’s why I love living in Canada. 😂
You are so right. If my house wasnt part of my trust fund, I'd go to somewhere out of the cities.
What ever happened to adults being responsible and not wasting peoples time because they can’t drink responsibly.
I really don’t understand why the officers spend 1 second arguing with so many of them
Watching this from prison
Wishing you were just in "jail" 😂😂
Stay up, bro!
If for real hope your situation got better… 💙
23:22 the rain dance, drunk Karen edition!
🤣
Tattoo boy didn't realize how he'd be perceived by the world. Not the sharpest needle in the pin cushion.
He's a cutie, thug-ish, and has been to prison, I'd bone him.
Damn I didn’t know Kanye got arrested. Get that man some cereal.
I can’t believe that cops actually bust panhandlers and actually charge them. Like must not be a whole lot going on for you to exert your authority on broke people. Smh
I have lived in areas with aggressive panhandlers. I have been threatened, had my car spit on, seen men pull their junk out and pee. It is scary
Panhandlers are getting very aggressive now, not like it used to be. If you don’t give them what they want they might hurt you or destroy your car. They need to learn to obey the law. Not sure what city you live in but where I live they are aggressive and are dangerous.