Nostalgia Critic - End Of Days

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  • @4getfulness16
    @4getfulness16 9 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    I GAHT NO STRINGS TO HOLD ME DOWN. TO MAKE ME FRET OR MAKE ME FROWN. I HAD STRINGS BUT NOW I'M FREE. DEH AH NO STRINGS ON MEEEEE!!!

    • @4getfulness16
      @4getfulness16 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** Yes!

    • @04whim
      @04whim 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      As it happens, I just got home from watching Age of Ultron and this is the first thing I watched with it being in my recommendations.

    • @Brainwave101
      @Brainwave101 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "So patiently I watch this town, no puppet strings can hold me down, soon abnormal shall be the norm, enjoy the calm before the storm."

    • @docdave15
      @docdave15 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ***** I want to see Arnold and Ultron do a duet on it now.

    • @4getfulness16
      @4getfulness16 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      johnhamilton08 That would be awesome

  • @thewalrusclown
    @thewalrusclown 9 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    2:29 So basically the devil in this movie is Michael Bay, good to know

    • @FrozenPhotonX_X
      @FrozenPhotonX_X 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ***** I thought Michael Bay WAS the devil.

    • @godzillavkk
      @godzillavkk 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Dr. Disrespect There are better canidates for that. Such as Donald Trump.

    • @hemmingwayfan
      @hemmingwayfan 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +godzillavkk No no no, the Lord of Darkness has a modicum of intelligence

    • @godzillavkk
      @godzillavkk 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      hemmingwayfan
      Stupid kid, thinking a mere filmmaker is pure evil. You don't know what pure evil is.

    • @LinkMarioSamus
      @LinkMarioSamus 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Dr. Disrespect While I understand it's joking, personally I think there are far worse directors out there than Bay. Like Paul W.S. Anderson for instance.

  • @jesusfreak777ize
    @jesusfreak777ize 8 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    I think you can just sum up this movie with the line, "Hasta la vista Rosemary's Baby"

  • @anarky1765
    @anarky1765 8 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Anyone else think Dafoe would've been a great Satan?

    • @TAFARockWarrior97
      @TAFARockWarrior97 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +John Reinke III He actually played the Devil in a commercial a few years ago.

    • @tobyrichter4119
      @tobyrichter4119 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +John Reinke III Yes

    • @alexanderfix3629
      @alexanderfix3629 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I agree.

    • @godzilladude1231
      @godzilladude1231 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He was a good Jesus. Would be awesome for him to be the Devil as well XD

    • @megaben99
      @megaben99 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i do

  • @iBurnCDs
    @iBurnCDs 8 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I just love NC's Arnold impression. YARGHGHAGHH

  • @GreatSpaceToaster
    @GreatSpaceToaster 9 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I know it's stupid, but I wish NC had done the Care Bears 2 review before this one, just so he could make a DAAARKHEAAAART joke at 16:08 .

    • @Nqutical
      @Nqutical 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Agreed!
      I would of postponed my retirement I would of took in 2 years just to see it!
      #Refrences
      #Thatmadenosince

  • @vguyver2
    @vguyver2 10 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    "Heart Burn!" Fitting joke after Arnold's Heart surgery, NC!

    • @ssjichigo666
      @ssjichigo666 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      that joke rivals "cool party"

  • @raidman3733
    @raidman3733 11 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    This could have been worse. M. Night Shyamalan could have put the whole thing in a fucking elevator. Now THAT would have been a dumb movie.

    • @spiderboy43
      @spiderboy43 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I know right, and have the devil be some old lady that gets killed off second, and is seen in front of working security cameras. But I'm sure that no one would be that stupid to even put that on paper! That would be absolutely fucking retarted...

    • @alexandresobreiramartins9461
      @alexandresobreiramartins9461 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Amazing! You just showed how somebody could make a worse version of this movie! The Devil will reward you! (And Shyamalan, for bringing so much evil to earth...)

  • @animalportal1661
    @animalportal1661 10 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    well to be fair satan is the one who is trying to fight an all powerful god, i dont think hes the brightest.

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Not exactly "all powerful"--Yaweh was defeated by *iron-armoured chariots.*
      He really is a pretty shite deity.

    • @animalportal1661
      @animalportal1661 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Distracted Globe Productions now that you think about it it also took him 7 days to create the universe

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Brendan Kress>Creates Eve from Adam's rib.
      >But has to rape St. Joseph's wife to impregnate her with an infant version of himself.
      >Stupid people murder each-other for millennia.
      >Shrek is Love,
      >Shrek is Life.

    • @AdmiralBison
      @AdmiralBison 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Distracted Globe Productions makes you wonder if Satan and Yahweh are the same character.
      Also is Yahweh the creator of good and evil so what is Satan's purpose?

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Duane Locsin To be a scapegoat.

  • @voidofspaceandtime4684
    @voidofspaceandtime4684 10 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Also, in the chrisitan bible this :"evil" satan is just following god the whole time, and eventually his kill toll only adds up to a few people. God on the other hand? Ah, just a few MILLION. So much for our morals being based on these books.

    • @rogueallcopsarebadx372
      @rogueallcopsarebadx372 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well mostly God destroyed the ones who followed satan's ways.....I think the devil kills people's spirits and souls....temptations, trials,all kinds of cunning tricks. I think he hyptonizes people in doing someone something that will destroy your entire life...ex Adam and Eve, David, Solomon, and many others...it's also quite interesting how he communicates with God in Job...they don't argue or anything....just getting on each other's skin

    • @voidofspaceandtime4684
      @voidofspaceandtime4684 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Adrine Mathu god would be a jerkoff if he thinks giving a species he created himself knowledge bad. The story of adumb and evil is basically just saying that decieving people is better than giving them thoughts and knowledge. Also, satan in the book is just god's follower, and he kills people based on his word....

    • @AdmiralBison
      @AdmiralBison 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Well it is a pretty flimsy fictional narrative.
      It would probably make more sense if Yahweh and Satan where in cahoots or treating people as a chess board game this would time
      This would however negate free will that Yahweh supposedly instilled in people.

    • @YTISF
      @YTISF 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Daringdosbiggestfan scp6.9-32 beta Lol, the problem is not the knowledge. The real shit is the fact, that humans broke ONLY ONE fucking rule the've ever had. Seriously, they had EVERYTHING, just ONE taboo - and they fucked it up. Good job, assholes.

    • @voidofspaceandtime4684
      @voidofspaceandtime4684 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Jack Frost Yeah, in a book written by humans. Are you an idiot? Its ALL FAKE. Also, a talking snake? a garden where everyyyything is just peeerfeeect? Shut up. That isnt even possible in your heaven.

  • @MariktheGunslinger
    @MariktheGunslinger 10 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Just once I wanna see a movie where the devil is actually a pretty cool guy. Not a saint or anything but still cool.

    • @Glace1221
      @Glace1221 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I just wanna see a movie where the devil doesn't blow ass and look and sound lame.

    • @MariktheGunslinger
      @MariktheGunslinger 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Feels Man Exorcist?

    • @Glace1221
      @Glace1221 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'll look into it!

    • @Ergoperidot
      @Ergoperidot 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You into anime? If you are, then you're looking for the show "The Devil is a Part Timer"

    • @MariktheGunslinger
      @MariktheGunslinger 10 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Colt Mccoy I think a dude who used to be an angel, has a near nonexistant kill record compared to God, and punishes wrongdoers sounds like an interesting character for fiction.
      Plus, I'm being deliberately sacrilegious because I love messing with popular interpretations of history and scripture.

  • @IndigoPhoenix21
    @IndigoPhoenix21 9 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I fucking love Santa Christ.

    • @joyunicycle
      @joyunicycle 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +IndigoPhoenix21 We all love Santa Christ!

    • @teldryn1040
      @teldryn1040 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I LOVE BOX OF HO HO HO'S!

    • @lacageasaad7973
      @lacageasaad7973 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      He does everything we expect, and he also does pancakes !

  • @KurGuardianz
    @KurGuardianz 9 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Me: YOU STUPID!
    Nostalgia Critic: No I’m not!
    Me: WHAT’S NINE TIMES 3?!
    Nostalgia Critic: …21?

  • @teoteous
    @teoteous 11 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    One would have thought before this movie that Arnie vs the Devil would be more like a better movie version of the Doom game than this.

  • @midev1L
    @midev1L 11 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Could listen to the "cookie down" song all day!!!

  • @TheScarletWing2490
    @TheScarletWing2490 9 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    3:57 Arnold sums up Avengers Age of Ultron

  • @GirlyDragons
    @GirlyDragons 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This episode proved to me that I don't need to be good at math to be awesome and earn money.

  • @hal900x
    @hal900x 10 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    So Arnold saves the day by committing the single worst sin in Catholicism, the one sin that can never be forgiven, IN A CATHOLIC CHURCH. Nobody caught that during the entire process of creating this film?

    • @hal900x
      @hal900x 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Chandra Napier Good question! Catholicism is pretty strict on this one though...it's the one unforgivable sin. And based on the fact that the Vatican was trying to murder her to prevent the coming of Satan, I'm going to hazard a guess, and that guess is: Yes. He went to Hell. The savior of the universe is even now screaming in inconceivable agony.

    • @chandranapier2259
      @chandranapier2259 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hal900x But... The Vatican kept failing at that. Arnold ended up doing what several other men couldn't. O : He still did the world of God. ... Thinking way to far into this now XD

    • @darkdragonsoul99
      @darkdragonsoul99 10 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Chandra Napier
      oddly enough yes god is kinda a dick

    • @chandranapier2259
      @chandranapier2259 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      darkdragonsoul99 Well, that sure sucks for poor Arnold. Maybe he and Satan can be friends in hell now that he apparently can't get back out.

    • @coreydoyle4702
      @coreydoyle4702 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chandra Napier Nobody ever said God was fair. Barely forgiving. Certainly not loving.

  • @FateMissedDeath
    @FateMissedDeath 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That impersonation while singing I've Got no Strings. That was the most amazing thing I have ever heard in my entire life.

  • @allanlaerz7525
    @allanlaerz7525 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    It seems like God never does anything in theese movies. He allways needs somebody to fight for him.

  • @dragonlover7196
    @dragonlover7196 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Why did they kill a rattlesnake??? What do rattlesnakes have to do with making demon-making-infants?
    That rattlesnake ain't done shit to deserve that, it didn't sign up for this

    • @EarthGirlTerra
      @EarthGirlTerra 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Snakes are used as the devil's personification usually.

    • @JaelinBezel
      @JaelinBezel 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Tara Markov Just like eagles for Zeus and Peacocks for hera

    • @dragonlover7196
      @dragonlover7196 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tara Markov
      rattlesnake ain't sign up for this.

    • @JaelinBezel
      @JaelinBezel 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      *****
      Yes, it is doubtful the snake itself has any real allegiance to or even ever heard of the devil, leaving it to wonder why these crazy humans are killing it.

    • @EarthGirlTerra
      @EarthGirlTerra 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cody Hines but this is about biblical folklore.

  • @erttheking
    @erttheking 9 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Wait, how come in his first body the Devil could survive getting shot, being blasted by grenades and getting run over by a train, but in Arnold's body, being stabbed is what does him in?

    • @Maxphyte
      @Maxphyte 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's been forever since I've seen the film but I believe the sword was just to buy a little more time before the new year rang in lol. Man I forgot how ridiculous this movie was. The choir boy speech is the only good part of this movie haha

    • @applemask
      @applemask 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      erttheking Because church.

    • @DistantDeadWorlds
      @DistantDeadWorlds 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The one holding the sword is micheal the archangel

    • @jordanmahony4268
      @jordanmahony4268 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +erttheking because its arch angel michael and michael is the one that kicks his ass in the bible

    • @ZorotheGallade
      @ZorotheGallade 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +erttheking That sword had a +5 Demon Slaying enchantment. What else did you expect from something in the hands of an angel?

  • @thetalkingbear
    @thetalkingbear 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Satan, if he existed would be the suave lawyer type. A great dancer and an even better conversationalist. Not to mention not engaging in such crass uses of violence.

    • @Godslayer1975
      @Godslayer1975 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      yes you just described AL pacino in The Devil's Advocate too a tee , and he played the roll of the devil perfect .

    • @WA-ge3vz
      @WA-ge3vz 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Only a demon would know such information. Now we must sacrifice you to God and condemn you to hell.

    • @123till321
      @123till321 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not a tax collector? Or a politician?

    • @NefariousDreary
      @NefariousDreary 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's true. He's more of a conniving sceemer than he is a direct tackler.

  • @TheZombiehunter24
    @TheZombiehunter24 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "No one expects the Spanish inquisition" I lost it when that played

  • @annabellep9147
    @annabellep9147 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    But the intro... and the way he says "very thankfully" ... it gets me literally every time

  • @cody137able
    @cody137able 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    NOWBODY SPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION

  • @Cameron_TPTNS
    @Cameron_TPTNS 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This is one of my favorite guilty pleasure movies ever!!!! I love it!!

    • @SurgeCess
      @SurgeCess 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      lol same here, I must admit, I love this movie

    • @Cameron_TPTNS
      @Cameron_TPTNS 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's such good Arnold fun and I actually really enjoy Gabriel Byrne's devil. Especially his introduction in the restaurant lol!! Also I thought the action and plot were just fine. Especially when i was a kid. I loved and still have fun with this movie.

    • @tommycipriani2254
      @tommycipriani2254 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I enjoyed this movie, one of Arnold's humanized roles. I was 7 years old when I saw this in theatres, and when it Arnold almost gets beat to death in the rainy, dark alley it completely shocked & saddened me. Also come to think of it, Max Payne reminds me a bit of Schwarzenegger's character, a New York hard-boiled, depressed cop who's wife & child were murdered and wears a black jacket.

    • @DoubleO88
      @DoubleO88 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tommy Cipriani not to
      Mention the dark demonic elements around him, recently rewatched it and thought Max Payne too

  • @dragonlover7196
    @dragonlover7196 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Also I feel like this is the Devil that should've been in Ghost Rider 2. At least HE knows how to use Devil powers.

  • @annemarie4305
    @annemarie4305 9 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Anyone else hear Critic say "builds anger in the hearts of men" at 2:13? Some kind of audio error?

    • @johnellizz
      @johnellizz 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ***** Yeah, it was audio distortion. He actually said "constructs malice in the cardiovascular systems of male hominids".

    • @magnussvensson4527
      @magnussvensson4527 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      I heard that too

    • @TFrills
      @TFrills 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** yea cause that's what he fucking said

    • @annemarie4305
      @annemarie4305 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      TFrills Do you not understand that at 2:13, there isn't supposed to be dialogue? Jesus Christ, dude. At least go to the time link before giving me attitude.

    • @TFrills
      @TFrills 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** You can barely hear it. It might just be your imagination. Why the fuck would he dub that over the sound of an explosion? Wouldn't he have to do that on purpose?

  • @hassaanmirza4628
    @hassaanmirza4628 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    4:09 Aah, so Arnold's Ultron? Hmm, a merciless robot bent on destruction..yeah, he has experience with that.

  • @The__Creeper
    @The__Creeper 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    But wait.
    If the numbers are upside down and backwards it would have no meaning because it's originally in Greek χξϛ.
    But hey, let's assume John thought in Roman numerals, DCLXVI, I still can't do that upside down and backwards.

  • @djlanners783
    @djlanners783 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    NC's explanation of he devil makes more sense than this movie and is more entertaining

  • @conservaduck7298
    @conservaduck7298 9 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "Good wins because bad(the devil) is dumb"

    • @Trazyn_the_Infinite_40K
      @Trazyn_the_Infinite_40K 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well, he did go up against an omnipotent, omniscient, being. How smart was he really?

  • @BlueGangsta1958
    @BlueGangsta1958 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    16:30 The train is to fast to stop at that point. If the driver would've stopped, he still would've killed the guy.

  • @greyassassin24
    @greyassassin24 11 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I know that he messed up with 9+9+9=21, but the joke was so funny that I don't care.

    • @korickarmstrong3468
      @korickarmstrong3468 11 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He did that on purpose for the joke I think.

    • @greyassassin24
      @greyassassin24 11 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I don't think so, he listed it in his "The Next Top 11 Nostalgia Critic Fuck-Ups" which is the video that led me here.

    • @alexandresobreiramartins9461
      @alexandresobreiramartins9461 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      What matters is... CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTT!!!!!

  • @iluvmichaeline
    @iluvmichaeline 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    If you think it's weird hearing Arnold sing I've Got No Strings then you should hear Ultron

  • @Lamadredetuamigo
    @Lamadredetuamigo 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    It's funny, years ago I read that 616 in fact is the real number of the beast...

  • @tintinismybelgian
    @tintinismybelgian 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The numbers thing (666 is really 999) is still really stupid. John of the Book of Revelations wrote in Koine Greek, and therefore he used the Greek numbering system. In some manuscripts, the number reads like χξϛ. In others, it is written in long form like ἑξακόσιοι ἑξήκοντα ἕξ.

  • @PuellaSins
    @PuellaSins 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Nobody has ever mentioned this....but at 2:14, if you listen closely, you'll hear him say "builds anger in the heart of men" during the explosion (it's kinda quiet), but then he says that exact line a few seconds after. Not sure if that's a editing mistake, but nobody in the years this video has been uploaded by NC has pointed this out lol

  • @sailboat9920
    @sailboat9920 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I thought at the end he was going to say Chuck Norris instead of Santa Christ

    • @therexdragonblade6821
      @therexdragonblade6821 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Sail Boat Me too.

    • @aleksvitolins
      @aleksvitolins 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      A-Chucka NorrISSSSSSSSSSSSS

    • @joyunicycle
      @joyunicycle 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Though it would be cool if they were combined!

    • @roshpotter06
      @roshpotter06 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +joyunicycle the ass-kicking santa Christ? that would be cool

  • @GROSWALDPRODUCTIONS
    @GROSWALDPRODUCTIONS 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    also, we missed a good holy hand grenade reference here...

  • @VaciliNikoMavich
    @VaciliNikoMavich 11 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "No one expects the Spanish Inquisti-" *SLAM*

  • @FryingBerries
    @FryingBerries 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Damn i want that cookie rap D:

  • @AlexLovesDragons
    @AlexLovesDragons 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    "NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!" God, there are just so many great references in this video...

  • @foxx64
    @foxx64 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    if you listen at 2:13 you can hear doug practicing his line!

  • @cti190
    @cti190 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Robin Tunney breast shot is NEVER pointless.

  • @joshuamonson9973
    @joshuamonson9973 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Thomas Aquinas? THOMAS AQUIN....?! ....I give up.

  • @TheSentinelStone
    @TheSentinelStone 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Seriously nothing for when he calls the Devil a choir boy?

  • @leivasacade
    @leivasacade 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Now the Critic is back, thumbs up for him bringing Swcharzenneger Month back!!

  • @fireemblemistrash75
    @fireemblemistrash75 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Why is it so badass when someone grabs a bunch of guns and gear in a movie? The sounds are really soothing, yet badass.

  • @shooter2224
    @shooter2224 10 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    is santachrist dougs brother?

    • @FaceUnreality
      @FaceUnreality 10 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Yeah his name is Rob Walker.

    • @shooter2224
      @shooter2224 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      FaceUnreality
      i know his name i was just wondering if it was him XD

    • @zzmoonz
      @zzmoonz 10 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      What do you mean santachrist is real I believe in santachrist!!!

  • @stproducciones9140
    @stproducciones9140 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    someone should do a decent remake of this movie. AND FAST! arnold wont last very long

  • @thefdvproduction
    @thefdvproduction 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Me:you stupid
    NC:no I'm not
    Me:what's 9+9+9
    NC:21
    Just kidding I love the Nostalgia Critic and I like how he addresses his own flaws

  • @nicholastosoni707
    @nicholastosoni707 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    Couple of things:
    That soprano voice at the beginning--the one that seems to be going, " _Na-nuuuu, naaaa-nuuuu_ " later reappeared in the "zombie mansion" levels of _Timesplitters Future Perfect_ .
    I wrote a review of this for my blog, _The Millennium Museum_, as the second-to-last Halloween entry. And I pretty much ran it through the wood-chipper!

  • @WasabiSniffer
    @WasabiSniffer 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm a little surprised the Care Bears didn't pop up... With DAAAAARK HEEEEEEART

  • @jedimarhwini948
    @jedimarhwini948 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Wow, Arnie gets owned by Professor Sprout. The world is a wonderful place.

    • @treyowen9213
      @treyowen9213 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      That was Professor Sprout?! 😧

    • @jedimarhwini948
      @jedimarhwini948 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ted Owen
      Pretty darn sure.

    • @Spindler2007
      @Spindler2007 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Jedi Marhwini Yep it is. Who would have thought a schoolteacher from Hogwarts was actually a Satanist

  • @megadeath45
    @megadeath45 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    With all these explosions you'd think the Devil was actually Michael Bay >_>
    Devil: This is not the last you will see of my explosions. Soon I will bring about you mortals something far more sinister...I will create a series of live-action Transformers movies starring Shia Lebeouf! Mwahahahaha!!!!

    • @tripleb5197
      @tripleb5197 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      And you will know that I will grow more powerful with every sequel that keeps getting pushed out!
      And when my power is at its climax, I shall unleash my greatest weapon of all: a remake of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles where the turtles are actually aliens!

  • @seraphiccandy21
    @seraphiccandy21 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    No dearkheart/carebears reference? I am dissapoint.

    • @chaoticwarrior12
      @chaoticwarrior12 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      this came before that review i believe

    • @seraphiccandy21
      @seraphiccandy21 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      chaoticwarrior12 ah, that explains it

  • @GanonGhidorah
    @GanonGhidorah 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    9:25 - all that scene was missing was the March Hare saying, "There's only one way to stop a mad watch!" - and then the gun shooting.

  • @blairlohnes8103
    @blairlohnes8103 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    I've spent days watching NC videos. Thank you for wasting my life. I really do mean that.

  • @sonofangron2969
    @sonofangron2969 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "I would like to talk to you about Thomas Aquinas."
    For fuck's sake - this film is so lame and half-assed they can't even make names for their own character's without ripping off famous historical theologians. As you could probably tell, I'm not exactly a devout follower of the Church, but even they, and especially a undisputed genius like Aquinas, don't deserve this kind of pathetic humiliation...

    • @sonofangron2969
      @sonofangron2969 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      :/

    • @Robloxman226
      @Robloxman226 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** ...Yea. It is.
      ...
      Cool.

    • @Richard-oo6pc
      @Richard-oo6pc 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ***** I don't get it. How is he not a genius? His philosophy is still studied today and he has influenced so much of western philosophy. Will scholars study you 800 yrs from now?

  • @nope9233
    @nope9233 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Critic made the original 21 joke.

    • @XrandommonX
      @XrandommonX 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      I just realized that.

  • @jadinrosh7112
    @jadinrosh7112 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Cats aren't scary?! Just ask Dean Winchester.

    • @lucasbell4831
      @lucasbell4831 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jadin Rosh Wow, cats are almost as scary as anybody who still supports Supernatural.

  • @illiniguy34
    @illiniguy34 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    14:30- Oh shit, there goes OJ's Bronco.

  • @robo-nidai4236
    @robo-nidai4236 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    6:06 - 6:08 I love how he says cat while his mouth doesn't move.

  • @fisheyes660
    @fisheyes660 10 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    CAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!!!!

  • @LikeMike1234100
    @LikeMike1234100 9 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    GANDOLF > GOD

    • @AndreasFunnell
      @AndreasFunnell 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** Fakin nerd u mast put kapa efter dat or else u nerd

    • @AndreasFunnell
      @AndreasFunnell 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** Skrubb u so bed Kappa

    • @AndreasFunnell
      @AndreasFunnell 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ***** I'm joking bro, Kappa means sarcasm... Ever been on Twitch?

    • @katara314
      @katara314 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** Well a Maia anyway. xD

    • @katara314
      @katara314 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** Well a Maia anyway. xD

  • @L0LWTF1337
    @L0LWTF1337 10 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    666 is Nero

    • @Gooberpatrol66
      @Gooberpatrol66 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I learned that from Numberphile!
      P.S. 666 is Neron
      616 is Nero

    • @dovahkiin7253
      @dovahkiin7253 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      619 Is Rey Mysterio

  • @connorcaldwell588
    @connorcaldwell588 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Instead of Santa Christ, I was expecting Chuck Norris, because he can possess the devil. lol

  • @prestonyoung1000
    @prestonyoung1000 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    The It's okay it's the Devil joke and the Heartburn joke were the funniest parts of this review. They were funny as Hell.

  • @techtonicspaceman
    @techtonicspaceman 11 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Praise Santa Christ for Santa Christ!! :D

  • @TatsurouKaos
    @TatsurouKaos 10 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Three nines make 27,

    • @rigulur
      @rigulur 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah. Critic did note this mistake in one of his Top 11 videos.

    • @joinmarch76
      @joinmarch76 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Plus, by that subtracting a number logic, you wouldn't get Cat, you'd get...CAZ!

  • @bestshowontheweb
    @bestshowontheweb 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Doug does know that 9+9+9 is 27, right?

  • @BigBrotherMateyka
    @BigBrotherMateyka 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:57 to 4:07
    I laughed so hard I had a mini heart-attack. Well played, Doug. I may have done irreparable damage to my cardiovascular system, but at least I die a happy man.

  • @QuestionMark46
    @QuestionMark46 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love it when he says "get this"

  • @minefilms1122
    @minefilms1122 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    12:47 nc is good at math

  • @ChefMattReviews
    @ChefMattReviews 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    CAAAAAT!!!

  • @MsCreepyChan
    @MsCreepyChan 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The number of the beast was 616... Not 666...

  • @andrewgeiger8795
    @andrewgeiger8795 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I could listen to 3:53-4:08 all day.

  • @starkill8896
    @starkill8896 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    14:23 I can't help but feel like the nostalgia critic just wanted to say that line while this scene played.

  • @KangaKucha
    @KangaKucha 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The carter years?

    • @KangaKucha
      @KangaKucha 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Carter could have been better, but wasn't awful to warrent that. He at least as been a great EX president, one must give em that. Heck dare I say better than Obama or even Clinton?

    • @lemillionloser526
      @lemillionloser526 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Mathew Clemence Did you just reply to yourself?

    • @KangaKucha
      @KangaKucha 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Japan-Cat Tama Yeah, its like I made the comment,then thought about it, then replied as a follow up. It's just a thing.

    • @lemillionloser526
      @lemillionloser526 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mathew Clemence I thought Google+ added an edit comment feature.

    • @KangaKucha
      @KangaKucha 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Japan-Cat Tama didn't fig that out then, I know how now thank you or doomo ;)

  • @qui-gonjinn6060
    @qui-gonjinn6060 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    do why didn't the devil take over the world in 999

    • @jamesb.8940
      @jamesb.8940 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Because there were no Fundies to predict that he would :)

    • @lucasbell4831
      @lucasbell4831 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cringe Gamer Because they missed the deadline when creating this movie by a thousand years and said "fuck it".

  • @VulpinetideCuteTimes0w0
    @VulpinetideCuteTimes0w0 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    AAHHHHHH HEART BUUUUURN!!! LMFAO i cant XD

  • @stanleythedoggy
    @stanleythedoggy 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Who else spat out their drink and/or intestines at the "Arnold Schwarzenegger puppet show" part?

  • @playman350
    @playman350 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hey, it's that girl from The Mentalist !

  • @Fastmagnum004
    @Fastmagnum004 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That cat joke got super annoying...

  • @quentinjohnson1694
    @quentinjohnson1694 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Critic your math is a little off

  • @Schichiriel
    @Schichiriel 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Mel Gibson's house hahahahahahahahahaha

  • @OpticLOLJKS16
    @OpticLOLJKS16 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    You really love the Evil Dead with all those references

  • @ClassicDisneyFan94
    @ClassicDisneyFan94 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:28 It looks like Arnold didn't even feel that. He doesn't even acknowledge it happened. He just keeps walking and shaking hands.

  • @Sav3TheWorld
    @Sav3TheWorld 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The typical, cliché ranting youtuber who sucks at what he does but thinks his shit is better than Jesus Christ......constantly calling Every character in Every movie he reviews as "The typical *blank* character".....The NC reminds of a study about how the most incompetent people think they're amazing BECAUSE they're too incompetent to accurately judge their own abilities.

    • @matthewdover6468
      @matthewdover6468 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      When did he ever say or imply that he thinks that? Also, how is he incompetent?

    • @femoman
      @femoman 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      And yet he's the one with his own website, his own network of fellow reviewers, minor internet celebrity status, and gets paid to do this stuff. Pls he doesn't usually put his own stuff on TH-cam, rather other people do. Funny that.

    • @donnelwaddledee965
      @donnelwaddledee965 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So he has a lot of equipment, but he doesn't think he's the best, a man can hold a sword and swing it, but that doesn't birth a swordsman. He's not the best but he's okay.

    • @NefariousDreary
      @NefariousDreary 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He's been doing this for a looooong time, now. Most others are the cliche.

  • @EvilExcalibur
    @EvilExcalibur 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Actually you're absolutely correct. I completely forgot about that little plot hole :D

  • @RADIXCHRISTUSMOLE
    @RADIXCHRISTUSMOLE 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Arnold to Priest: "I'm looking for Thomas Aquinas." Priest to Arnold: "Eh, he hasn't been seen around hear since sometime in the late thirteenth century. Maybe, you should try reading his "Summa Theoligica." I couldn't put it down once I started reading it myself."

  • @JessLovesMovies
    @JessLovesMovies 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    9:13 I can't get enough of that joke. Love the use of Alice in wonderland

  • @hang99
    @hang99 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    I don't know whether to laugh at this or just throw my computer out the window.

  • @GeneralOlde
    @GeneralOlde 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    The Alice in Wonderland part had me in stitches.

  • @Shades14
    @Shades14 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Funny that the running gag through this video is shouting cat when now he has two of them.

  • @trustworthytim4762
    @trustworthytim4762 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I freaking love this movie. It's terrible, I know, but it's weirdly watchable to me.

  • @Cybermat47
    @Cybermat47 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    The fiery piss gets me every time!

  • @Hapydude101
    @Hapydude101 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    I want a 10 hour remix of "put that cookie down"