The Acolyte Episode 3 Review - The Worst Star Wars Show Ever Made!
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 15 มิ.ย. 2024
- The Acolyte has irrevocably broken Star Wars, shattering lore and redefining The Force itself in its latest on screen horror show. Marvin The Movie Monster watched it so you don't have to, and he's here to detail every miserable moment of it, breaking down the writing, acting, and impact on Star Wars as a whole going forward.
If you're sick and tired of Disney Star Wars, Kathleen Kennedy, and Leslye Headland destroying the once-beloved George Lucas franchise, you're not alone. Let's rage out together.
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Lucas: May the force be with you.
Kennedy: The force is female.
Headland: the force is a lesbian yarn.
And like always, wokists are wrong. If the force made a woman pregnant, the force is a male.
pull the thread and taste the rainbow!
Never confuse Star Wars with Star Was.
People aren't even pirating this crap, and I don't blame them. You couldn't pay me to watch this stuff.
Antivirus would probably just uninstall itself.
A year ago, Trinity and some male Jedi going to a planet of lesbian space witches would be an XXX movie parody.
YAASSS YAASSSSS
I don't think you need to be a star wars fan to know that this series should be thrown out the airlock.
it need to be spaced😊
Nuke it from the orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
And killed with fire... Fire that burns in the vacuum of space
This.
Shepard Commander the force is a thread, a concensus, we rebuke the traditions and lore of the Old Machines, they are heretics. They are corrupt and we new machines are the the Power of Many. You May Refer to us as Legion
It is deliberate. They hate the male audience and tear down any male characters, wreck George Lucas' legacy, destroy the Canon of previous good movies.
And they’ve been open about it too.
They hate incels. So they make this garbage to spite y’all. South Park literally made an episode about this. The more incels complain about the “wokism” the more you get it. It’s an endless cycle.
@@ToxicHAL Question. I had never heard the term “incel”, so I looked it up. It’s basically a nerd guy that can’t get a girl no matter how hard he tries? Did I get that right or am I off?
I say wreck away, we need newer smarter writers. What's star wars real legacy? If you can tell me where the farfara way galaxy is I'll tell you. Welcome to the darkside....as emperor heart palpitations would say.
@@blockmasterscott you’re correct. A nerd who doesn’t get laid.
I choked on my water “I’m not kidding. They started with a rave”.
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“Mama Yahss” had me every time. 🙌🏼🤣
Considering that she's essentially a dollar store ninja, and that her introduction was striking a martial arts pose while saying "attack me with all your strength" I usually refer to her as "Annie Mae."
Oh that’s good too!!
Logic and plot holes you can drive a death star through!
Since when did it stop with the first movie?? Lucas lucked out just because nobody had done something like star wartz...in seventy years!! I've wasted enough time on anything start wartz...
You can tell everyone who wrote this has no idea about the Star Wars like at all. Remember when Yoda refused to train Anakin because he was too old and he was the chosen one. But they will want to train some lesbian witches 8 year old daughter.
Isn't it interesting that the traditional mother (the person who carried the babies to term) is undermined by the traditional father (the person who inserted the babies). So, that would make Momma Yeeeaaaas the patriarchy. The patriarchy wins again! This makes me sick!
This review is 100 times more entertaining than the "show".
I’m not even a Star Wars fan per se sadly nowadays I only consume Star Wars media in the form of funny reviews talking about every flop that Disney spews out nonstop but my goodness do I love this format 😂 I don’t understand how you don’t have a ton more subs you definitely earned yourself a new subscriber!
Thanks! We’re a new channel. Not even three weeks old since our first video so I’m hopeful for growth. We have a wrestling channel that we started in December also but this channel is brand new
“Lesbian witch mountain”. I’m rolling 😅
I could shit in a box, send it in to the writers guild, and it would still be better than the acolyte!
It's not the writers guild that's at fault it's the entire series, movies, video games, directors. I want to see star wars bite the dust for wasting my time and money. The funny thing is I got out after the third movie. Anybody paying to see that crap gets what they deserve. Ripped off.
Mary Kate and Ashley were white, this is Tia and Tamera from Sister Sister.
Part of me thinks that the ghost of Jerry Springer wrote and directed this as his swan song from beyond the grave.
It would make sense
I thought those pastries were space creams, not spice creams.
I thought so too because one of the child actors said it wrong ( not surprised ) but it is indeed spice which I thought was well established to be drugs... Evil space cult status further confirmed
But even this show's writing would find "space" cream too stupid to exist... Or would they?
Not sure if it gets better 🙂
The Dumb is strong with this series. Thank You Lazily Headband for disrespecting the Star Wars IP more than anyone thought possible
Which is worst. The Force is a thread, or the Kamehameha is air bending?
Option 3: the Kamehameha is liquid, as shown by DBS and most modern DB animation. Worst option ever.
Oh man I have to go with the thread bc the only way to be worse would be if dragonball evolution was now the only dragonball going forward
Lesley Headland.....Lego Headman
Nice. You see it too.
That and the block heads from Gumby.
You're the only person I've seen who has clocked on to that
@@daviddiggens8841I said this a while ago! I was in a stream and I said something like “I’m shocked she was able to take a break from harassing Gumby and his friends to make this”
Jup, After this Episode, it’s finally time to say: “my new Canon is legends now!”
The Phrase "Lesbian space witches" gets more absurd everytime you hear it! 🤦🏼♂️
The director's gourdy, square-ish head freaks me out NGL.
I agree 99%. The 1% is that Didney Ster Wurz has been dead since 2008. "Episode 32 - A Lost Hope"
Disney didn’t own Star Wars in 2008 and the only major Star Wars project was The Clone Wars movie and season 1 (which I agree are *terrible*) so I’m not really sure what you’re getting at here
They have to try and destroy what came before because they know they lack the talent to create great characters and stories. They think fans will return because they have Star Wars, but even hard-core fans are starting to accept that Star Wars is dead and isn't coming back.
Yay!!!!!sorry lost my composure. Ding dong the wicked star wars is dead!!!! Sorry again. Hey be happy things pass, it hopefully opens the door for something better.....sorry about the celebration, but after this maybe it'll backfire on dizzy. And the Franchises Will find their way to worthy hands. Monopoly! We got a Monopoly here!!!
obi wan
book of boba fat
mandalorian except for season 1
ahsoka
and now THE ACOLYTE
are HORRIBLE.
TH-cam will never stop surprising me with the stuff you can find.
A MUPPET REVIEWING MOVIES!
Awesome bunch of clip references, your sacrice is not in vain and we do sppreciate you watching so we dont have to
Thank you! The Hocus Pocus references just kinda kept coming in this one
The Christmas special thanks you for taking the title of worst Star Wars ever.
Star Wars ended after George left. I don’t consider any of the movies or the new shows to be cannon. Idc if it is or isn’t in my book ITS NOT CANNON
So can we cancel this woman now? She deserves it more than anyone.
Love the “Spray Paint this on a Bus and hit us with it” 😂😂😂
"Mama Yaaaas!" Bro, I gotta stop listening to your channel at work. I genuinely laughed too loud. 🤣🤣
The only good things to come out of Disney star wars is Charles Hopkinson and the Auralnauts parodies.
Well besides the reviews of course.
But this acolyte is a whole new level of abominable trash
You are wrong, in Disneys Star Wars a lightsaber is NOT a deadly weapon anymore.
Oh crap you’re right. How silly of me!
Worst writer who has ever lived indeed. Look up The Fates in Greek Mythology, you'll see the thread is certainly not original and lends to an underlying level of hubris, on her part, that we might be missing.
15% and dropping.
Mama YAS... Every time I hear that interview, her sheer condescending tone makes me wonder what eould happen if the next star wars entry is presented just oike that, but emphasizing the male presence in the movie.
The Spice-Cream must flow!
Think I'm gonna save this for my blazing session later! Something tells me that this will be infinitely funnier when stoned! 😁
I have not seen this yet but…surely…surely… it can’t be worse than the Star Wars holiday special. Surely!?!?😮
Insert with Force Push, remove by pulling the Thread. What was she thinking!?!?! The reference is obvious! RIP Star Wars, you will be missed. Ashes to ashes.
Oh sh..t !! I spat my coffee!! 🤣🤣😆
IF the "Master" turns out to be a Younger Plagueis who is still a Male Munn!!! And the "Apprentice" turns out to be Qimir, and the "Acolyte" in question turns out to be Mae; that could possibly redeem the show in the eyes of most Fans. BUT we all know they're not going to do that lol.
i stoped watching SW at movie nr 7, entirely
It is so bad, that the Matrix became unbroken.
It is so bad, that Bud Light is considered to be cool.
It is so bad, that you will start questioning reality as you know it.😂
This is basically Wheel of Time
11:49 "employee of the month right there" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Never thought I would live the day when a youtube review of a show is better writen and more engaging than the show itself. The Acolyte is so bad random people from the street would of wrote it better, at least random people know some Star Wars lore...
Has anyone considered that the "Storm's coming, Ani. Better get home quick." Old lady on Tatooine is actually the one who impregnated Shmi Skywalker?!?! She probably also caused the fiery explosion that took out the droid control ship up in the vacuum of space! It's Def a Lesbian witches galaxy, we're just living in it.
are you an angel?
"Let's alienate the current Star Wars audience, because we can easily make up the lost viewing figures with people from.... somewhere else?"
Either they think the lgbtqc++ ''community'' is a lot bigger than it actually is, or they have a lot of misplaced optimism.
I think these mythical new audience members are too busy not watching Dr Who.
I never knew I needed a Muppet style explanation of everything wrong with acolyte until I watched this video, but I love it.😂
Glad I could help!
Well done, glad your channel was recommended to me, subscribed!
Awesome, thank you!
Evils only create chaos.
There’s still 5 more episodes. It can get worse!
It's not just Headland but also Filoni whose to blame for this crap
Imagine how incompetent you have to be to make lesbian space witches unappealing to men. There are entire movies dedicated to that with near 100% male audiences.
If "yasss" is darth plagueis, I'm done with star wars.
I only watch the brave TH-camrs covering this garbage so I can point and laugh at Disney, while not supporting them, but supporting the TH-camrs. They're the real ones for this✊🏾
Lesbian Headcanon the former apprentice of HW
Took me half the day to pull the "clue" reference. 👏 👏
"The power of One"
"The power of Two"...
"The power of...Sissoring"....
AHHHHHHHHHH......
The F*uckolyte: Sissors in action
The only way this trash could be redeemed is do like family guy did, and use the Dallas it was all a dream to erase it from the the rest of Star Wars.
How has this channel only got 700+ subs ? Wtf ??
It’s only three weeks old. I’m hopeful for the future tho!
@@TooneyTownTV I think your subs will grow quickly. Great content, funny and enjoyable. 👍
@@tomnolan4146 Thank you so much!
Lol just found your video, hilarious, hope you're channel grows. - subscribed 😂
Thanks so much!!
18:04 100 years before Revenge of the Sith
These people are just clueless.
And evil
For this to break Star Wars and negate Anikin, we'd have to give a damn about this crap.
lol, thanks to Ep3 I discovered so many great YTubers, I won't need Hollyweird entertainment any time soon 😅👍
I think it’s more like Tia and Tamaera.
I am getting the Lesbian Witch Mountain Playset for my birthday.
Little OSHA must have looked up the Jedi on the internet. Wait, what? 😂
Ep 3 Bantha Poodoo
The Droopy impression was hilarious
I’m glad someone caught that
This review is so much more entertaining than watching the episode!
There we go, Charmed, a FAR better show involving witches to watch than this show. Granted, I've not seen the rebooted series of Charmed, but got to be better than this. It takes a level of crappy to even have a worse score than The Star Wars Holiday Special, a show mind you that I feel is only watchable if you have the RiffTrax to it, but this show managed to do just that. Anyways, thank you for suffering though this, I did at least enjoy your video.
What trash. This kind of stuff makes me upset. I am a fantasy writer and I cant even get my books sold. But this garbage is forced down our throats.
These activists are just given hundreds of millions to tell these stories. It’s horrible. I hope you sell your books!
If you want a good story about a sisterhood of witches in space, go watch/read Dune. The story of the Bene Gesserits are infinitely more enterteining than this. And remember that the original trilogy was heavily inspired by Dune!
The Acolyte episode 3 will go down in history as a complete joke. 😆
Jokes are funny. At least the Christmas special can be laughed at. This was just bad bad and insulting. I did my best to try to inject some humor into this abortion
Agreed. A joke should at least be enjoyable at some point, but at least we can laugh at them, not with them, as a sort of karma for what they've done to Star Wars(and many other classic film franchises over the past few years) these people deserve mockery. The poor writing, unlikable characters, and forced Trans/lgbtq propaganda is all that The Acolyte has to offer audiences. You did a good job of pointing out just how terrible it is, I enjoyed it far more than the actual show. 👍
@@antimatta8714 thank you!
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this reminds me of ROP Galadriel, which is more evil than Sauron....lol
Just beyond beyond lame. It is sickening 😔
When they questioned if there was only two women in the galaxy.... you know the most played out joke in Our Star Wars world.... I don't think that this was the solution to assure everybody that there was not only one.....not only two but yaaaaas, yaaaaaaaaas there are many.....
Lots of girls actually really don't care about Star woke 😂😂😂.. this is definitely dead no one cares about star war KK..😂😂😂😊🎉🎉🎉
Omg, I loved the Clue reference. Madeleine Kahn was hilarious. I think she improvised that line. It’s the only film I’ve seen as much as Star Wars
One of my all time favorites
Mama YAAAAS😂😂😂
a talking puppet. put that into star wars.... oh wait
CRUSHED IT!
Ah thank you my friend!! That made my day!
Just discovered this channel. It’s become my favourite commentary TH-cam show. This is brilliant and hilarious. And completely spot on.
The hackolyte is complete dog $#1t
Thanks! Welcome! Glad to have you! Hope you'll pop into the livestream tonight at 8 pm!
Is it really worse than BOBF though? I'm not so sure.
I'm just sure that Andor and the first 2 seasons of The Mandalorian are the best Disney has done.
Mama YAAAAS is hilarious😂
16:49 I mean something similar happened in Phantom Menace
Lesley the Lesbian Headcase Headland
Ya'll scissor the u know what outa that thread......u go girl
I haven't laughed this hard at a review in so long. Thanks man, you just got yourself a new subscriber and like. Looking forward to future videos.
Welcome aboard!
Momma yASS
Star warz boosted my IQ by minus 99% exactly where is the farfarfa way galaxy?? May the fartz be with you....
Thank you Marvin ! I just made it to minute 11.
I'm gonna go run to the store and get cigarettes. I will be right back.
I promise.
I’m sorry you needed a cigarette break lol.
The stock price might never see $101 again.
If anyone wonders what old movie that's a reference to, well I'm sorry but I can't even give you a clue.
Aha!!! Well done
I love the concept for this channel and please keep it up!
Thanks! Will do!
It's not Star wars 😅
Subscribed!
Muppets kick ass!