Top 5 DUMBEST Things in Metal Gear Survive

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  • @brucesnow7125
    @brucesnow7125 6 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    Idiots from Konami could easily get some quick buck by releasing remaster of previous games on new consoles, but they decided to do this...whatever this is.

    • @wildbard4112
      @wildbard4112 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Bruce Snow If they wanted a quick buck why delay it for a year.

    • @satrianugraha3987
      @satrianugraha3987 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      They should remaster previous mgs games rather than making this game

    • @polboss99
      @polboss99 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Bruce Snow a remake of first metal gear solid game using this engine, i think that they could easily make more money from that

    • @ScotlandSlag
      @ScotlandSlag 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      If they make no money on the Metal Gear name I would be fine with this. Let it bury itself, very poetic.

    • @misterbin00
      @misterbin00 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They wanted to shit on Kojima's legacy. The parting was pretty ugly.

  • @BlueEdge047
    @BlueEdge047 6 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    "Hey AngryJoe, you want to play a zombie game?"
    AngryJoe: "NO!!!"

    • @robszostak4997
      @robszostak4997 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lawrence Johnson hope angry joe reviews Days Gone. That 6min game trailer where you run and gun on a farm.against world war z zombies looks fun...

    • @hypernerve8470
      @hypernerve8470 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      He should get that printed on a t shirt.

    • @shioriryukaze
      @shioriryukaze 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      JOE!!! YOU WANNA PLAY A MUTHAF***** ZOMBIE GAME???

    • @seenl6eight258
      @seenl6eight258 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lawrence Johnson AVGN needs to review this game

  • @zexal_fighter2767
    @zexal_fighter2767 6 ปีที่แล้ว +553

    5 to 1: this game exists! LMAO!!!!

    • @rendyajadech1957
      @rendyajadech1957 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      00:47

    • @declanolivetti4319
      @declanolivetti4319 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Zexal_Fighter
      They actually did what the comment section would say

    • @adeadphish7931
      @adeadphish7931 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I don't think I have ever cackled at a Watch Mojo video as hard as I did at this part of the list

    • @cheersb02
      @cheersb02 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Zexal_Fighter funniest video from watch mojo lol

    • @hailanluu2169
      @hailanluu2169 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      that one time i agree with a WatchMojo list lmao

  • @Gambit2483
    @Gambit2483 6 ปีที่แล้ว +551

    #KJPFOREVER

  • @Raptor3698
    @Raptor3698 6 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Man Kojima is LAUGHING right now

    • @janmarcoperezbatres2203
      @janmarcoperezbatres2203 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Konami is literally killing his child. It should hurt him if anything.

    • @MiorAkif
      @MiorAkif 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Jan Marco Perez Batres They killed it by rushing out 5, which Kojima wasn't keen on. This new iteration is them puppeting the corpse as if it were still alive.

    • @bullseyeb08
      @bullseyeb08 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Next thing you know kojima is prob playinf the game and enjoying it lol

    • @rafaelcalmon2858
      @rafaelcalmon2858 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @BULLSEYE B08
      I highly doubt it. Imagine someone took your kid from you and made them into a completely different person.
      Fans may be outraged, but that guy spent almost two decades building that franchise. That's a quarter of most people's lifespan. It's not like something you bought a year ago that your asshole friend broke while drunk.

    • @bullseyeb08
      @bullseyeb08 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rafael Calmon true tho. in this case tho, The child was already being changed and fucked with in front of him. Psp games that sucked (not PW) the way games were rushed and had ideas not be included and so on tryung to keep him not have his name in the last few titles. Having the secret mission on ground zero going around "deleting " decals of hideo kojima games.

  • @anotherwiseunpleasantperso2147
    @anotherwiseunpleasantperso2147 6 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    y'know what? Maybe WatchMojo is actually alright.

    • @mostlyghostly6615
      @mostlyghostly6615 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      uonexd watchmojo is alright. Don't come to TH-cam tomorrow

    • @DirtyGeorge
      @DirtyGeorge 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      No

  • @MarvelsKnight
    @MarvelsKnight 6 ปีที่แล้ว +572

    This might be the funniest Watchmojo video ive seen in a while😂
    You got me there Dan, you got me there😂

    • @kawaii_sinon9940
      @kawaii_sinon9940 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      The intro in the outro 😂😂😂

    • @N_DAnimationEnthusiast
      @N_DAnimationEnthusiast 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      dwayne werleman yeah

    • @victorhernandez8723
      @victorhernandez8723 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      dwayne werleman
      I’m a little disappointed that Joey Turner didn’t write the script for this video. But whoever the guys who wrote the script are did a great job!

    • @Ay365-RE
      @Ay365-RE 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      So true 😂😂

    • @maximkatsur3870
      @maximkatsur3870 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cuz this narrator dude is so funny.

  • @irvancrocs1753
    @irvancrocs1753 6 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    the question is, does it survive?
    i am joking, it's dead since beginning...

    • @jaripato
      @jaripato 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      irvanCrocs It's been dead the day it was announced

    • @helmsplitterradientcy582
      @helmsplitterradientcy582 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It was aborted when it was discovered.

    • @MiorAkif
      @MiorAkif 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It was dead even before it was perceived

    • @autotactic
      @autotactic 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How can you be so sure, you guys dont seem like specialist

    • @irvancrocs1753
      @irvancrocs1753 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      autotactic nah we don't need a specialist to know how shitty this game is..

  • @europademon
    @europademon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    #FUCKONAMI I believe is the hash tag you seek. RIP Metal gear, you will be missed.

    • @DamnDaimen
      @DamnDaimen 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Metal Gear Solid is still good.

    • @nicholashugo2772
      @nicholashugo2772 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      DamnDaimen was

    • @liquidminds
      @liquidminds 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      DamnDaimen The thing is, Hideo Kojima, the creator of the Metal Gear Series, would probably use that hashtag too... He has left konami more than once before, because he was pissed. He didn't even want to make a new game, until they convinced him to make "one last game". He did. Then they announced another...
      Edit: Imho, if it doesn't have VR Levels, it's not a metal gear game. ;-)

    • @DamnDaimen
      @DamnDaimen 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      When I say Metal Gear Solid, I mean the ps1 MGS.

    • @europademon
      @europademon 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      DamnDaimen yes it was, unfortunately I got rid of my Ps1 a long time ago. Regretting that decision lately though. At least those games were complete and polished.

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    These types of videos are why I subbed to WatchMojo. This was legitimately a hilarious and really good list.

  • @InvestingHustler
    @InvestingHustler 6 ปีที่แล้ว +497

    Metal gear is still solid 😃 well except this game!

    • @OKatGaming528
      @OKatGaming528 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ha metal gear solid

    • @Phunatic
      @Phunatic 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      can we even call this a metal gear game?

    • @TheREALHugo4
      @TheREALHugo4 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      INVESTING HUSTLER - Stocks and money making videos Don't forget metal gear rising as a good spin-off

    • @p-y8210
      @p-y8210 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Golden comment😂😂😂

    • @lucinae8512
      @lucinae8512 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And Kojima lives on. Konami? Ehh. Go into bankruptcy and give the Metal Gear rights to Kojima Production.

  • @avavanpelt926
    @avavanpelt926 6 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    If number one isnt the whole game this list cannot be taken seriously.

    • @avavanpelt926
      @avavanpelt926 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I sit corrected because it was number 5. Loololol

    • @Phunatic
      @Phunatic 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      correction it was number 1-5 lol

    • @WillieManga
      @WillieManga 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Technically, it was all of those entries, but undeniably it's because microtransactions.

    • @LabMatt
      @LabMatt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Let's just pretend this video is about entries 6-10.

  • @X_X69
    @X_X69 6 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    Holy shiet the video had me with number 5 because it's true.

  • @aaronkitzmann9419
    @aaronkitzmann9419 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Y'know why Konami made this game? I have a theory as to why. My theory that the reason Konami took this direction with the franchise, is the same reason they made Castlevania and Silent Hill into Pachinko Machines, the same reason Sega made Shadow the Hedgehog, and the Same reason Nintendo released Metroid Prime: Federation force, and why Star Fox Zero Sucked. Japanese Companies only truly know and understand their domestic market. It's something rooted in Japanese culture, (although it is slowly changing) This sense of we will never understand the rest of the world and it will never understand us. They don't all do it knowingly. Nintendo simply hasn't put much thought or care into Metroid until now because Metroid has been more popular in the West than in Japan. and seeing how Nintendo is a Japanese company that tends to look to the city and places outside their office for inspiration they simply didn't see the buzz for a Metroid Game until the controversy surrounding Federation Force. Sega has stated that Shadow the Hedgehog was aimed at Western Audience. This provides some explanation as to why it was the way it turned out. They went off their stereotypes of Americans. Hence the Guns and overly Edgy tone. Hence why Konami thought this game was a good idea. They simply looked at what was selling in America and made a game similar to those. They don't do it out of Malice, they do it because they haven't seen much reason to go out and learn what the rest of the world is really like, or what it really wants. Once again it is that attitude of we will never understand them and vice versa. that causes this. Then Again I am simply stating a theory if you disagree kindly state your point.

    • @williamiskandardjahamata4808
      @williamiskandardjahamata4808 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      you’re right, same with Resident Evil franchise like 5 and 6. But they redeem themselves at RE7

    • @mikey7257
      @mikey7257 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Aaron Kitzmann i can agree with this theory but things like $10 for a save slot has nothing to do with culture. That’s just being a worldwide dick

    • @nicholsjoshua15
      @nicholsjoshua15 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If that was true than why did this game flop in Japan?

    • @aaronkitzmann9419
      @aaronkitzmann9419 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *Joshua* I believe it's because it was one of the games aimed at a western market.

    • @aaronkitzmann9419
      @aaronkitzmann9419 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      *Mikey* That is true

  • @margarethmichelina5146
    @margarethmichelina5146 6 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Metal Gear Survive? More like Metal Gear franchise ain't gonna survive anymore since Kojima left.

    • @Waldo1122
      @Waldo1122 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah I'm sure one person created the entire game...

    • @DamnDaimen
      @DamnDaimen 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Case in point: a metal gear game about zombie unicorns is the first no-kojima mg.

    • @PivotDJ
      @PivotDJ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      DamnDaimen well he was definitely the mastermind behind the story that captivated audiences around the globe. This however seems like the beginning of bankruptcy

    • @oxykilldone5113
      @oxykilldone5113 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Konami: (just trying to) Survive

    • @skyblade7438
      @skyblade7438 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      It can't be that hard without the guy who made it. Star Wars got on pretty decently without George Lucas.

  • @WillieManga
    @WillieManga 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    This game doesn't suck because it's nothing like a Metal Gear game. This game sucks because it isn't a good game. Rising was a dramatic shift from Solid, but it was still fun. It still had the philosophies of war from the Solid series, but instead it was about ninjaing a politician from Texas. That was awesome. This has nothing.

    • @manuelalbertoromero9528
      @manuelalbertoromero9528 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I know why it sucks...no nanomachines.

    • @WillieManga
      @WillieManga 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Manuel Alberto Romero Yes, that's what it lacks. Nanomachines, son.

    • @nicoyazawa6837
      @nicoyazawa6837 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Revengance is at least fun, Survive wasn't.

    • @wi11anator8
      @wi11anator8 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well your right in the fact that’s it’s nothing like a metal gear game, but I think it’s fun cause it’s just something different and has a unique feel to it, it’s not perfect in any aspect but it is pretty fun. I think some of the things people find as issues, like the hunger and thrist depletion as a sort of way to challenge the player to manage their resources and surroundings, late game hunger and thrist aren’t that much of an issue cause you get more food than you need lol

  • @artorias8125
    @artorias8125 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "Metal gear is trying to survive" is the proper name for this game

  • @danielthomas7193
    @danielthomas7193 6 ปีที่แล้ว +242

    Raiden: there can't be a worse decision for the Metal Gear series than me.
    Survive: hold my beer.

    • @red-havic9123
      @red-havic9123 6 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      Daniel Thomas
      Hsy, atleast Revengence was amazing.

    • @danielthomas7193
      @danielthomas7193 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Red- Havic I'll agree with that. Him in MGS2 though.

    • @makoto5851
      @makoto5851 6 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      raiden was the point of mgs2, he was made to be a psichological recreation of snake, and him being so whiney and stuff was the point of "everybody is different". so no, raiden didnt ever suck, you are being exaggerated

    • @SpardaYamato
      @SpardaYamato 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I liked revengeance too

    • @satrianugraha3987
      @satrianugraha3987 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Atleast raiden became more likeable in later games

  • @DrGru
    @DrGru 6 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    Konami=EAsia

    • @mariic2
      @mariic2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Dr Gru That pun is terrible. I love it.

    • @MiorAkif
      @MiorAkif 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Dr Gru Tip of the hat to you sir

    • @sidpablo
      @sidpablo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      funny...

    • @Blt9983
      @Blt9983 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Konami=The Man Who Sold The World

    • @SpindlyJohnny
      @SpindlyJohnny 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I have to give u credit for that pun
      Konami IS becoming EA at this point
      and this game just proves how little they actually care

  • @kanedonny
    @kanedonny 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    the crouch stamina thing actually makes sense, go out side and walk 100m and then crouch walk 100m staying pretty low to ground ( you know, because its meant to be stealthy and all that), you'll see that its actually pretty tough !

  • @shadedepeche2556
    @shadedepeche2556 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    #5 The decision to make a Metal Gear game without Hideo Kojima
    #4 Choosing to make this game a stupid zombie shooter instead of a stealth game
    #3 Not fixing the the story problems that the previous Metal Gear game had
    #2 Modern Konami...
    #1 The fact that it has the words "Metal Gear" in the title (seriously, it's like Banjo Kazooie: Nuts n Bolts, except there was no anticipation for another game of the series.)

    • @justinland5713
      @justinland5713 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Are you sure it's really without Kojima? Maybe the "J" hiding his mark all over the place in DS material and SurviVe was a coincidence. Maybe Kojima's name all over the source code for the SurviVe website is a coincidence as well.

    • @nicoyazawa6837
      @nicoyazawa6837 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      And it's barely even a "zombie shooter."
      You don't even start out with a gun, just poking zombies with a stick.

    • @seenl6eight258
      @seenl6eight258 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shade Depeche the only difference with Banjo is that it’s actually Rare’s fault, (check out their channel) and not Microsoft’s. Rare thought that making a Banjo remake would be boring, and one of the dudes said something about Legos, and that’s how it was made.

    • @Thewolfguys.cartoons2000
      @Thewolfguys.cartoons2000 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *Coughs* Yooka laylee *Coughs*

  • @toxichalk
    @toxichalk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    WHAT IS THIS
    A WATCH MOJO VIDEO WITH PERSONALITY?
    This is actually pretty nice, do more videos like this and you might restore your status as a good channel

  • @Zood94
    @Zood94 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    You know the game is bad, even watchmojo is making fun of it

  • @EggOnBeansOnToast
    @EggOnBeansOnToast 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    One of the main reasons this video upload is great is because of your personality, Mr narrator. I think people appreciate and respect personality over professionalism. Keep it up!

  • @rugalheidbernstein9944
    @rugalheidbernstein9944 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The fox engine would be great for a Lost Planet game.

  • @RequiumFrost
    @RequiumFrost 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This game is pretty fun and addictive and actually opens up even further once you beat the game into class specializations for high end co op play as well as new missions and challenges.

  • @thaddeuspine
    @thaddeuspine 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    There were three separate instances during this video where I just facepalmed due to the sheer stupidity of Konami. From the sound of it, at this point, Konami is trying to out-EA EA.

  • @Supersteam09
    @Supersteam09 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wanna know the best thing in the game? The clipboard. Bastard Yota and Cunning Yuji! Pure gold!

  • @dragonbread1477
    @dragonbread1477 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    EA : I'm the scummest game company of the planet with a full power of greed
    Konami : Hold my beer

  • @victorhernandez8723
    @victorhernandez8723 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    4:55 No, no, no, no, no! You got it all wrong! This is how it’s done!
    Snake? Snake! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- (*Spongebob narrator*: Two hours later) -AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!!!!
    There! That’s how it’s supposed to go!

  • @user-chardonneret
    @user-chardonneret 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I like animals especially birds. There are goldfinch bird lovers here

  • @deanxile
    @deanxile 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:25 Top Tier Comedy
    Edit:lol this is the first Funniest video i seen from watchmojo please make more content like this

  • @andrewaustin3836
    @andrewaustin3836 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Wow...a watchmojo video...actually made me laugh my ass off. Good job WM, make more content like this please

  • @garytorres2115
    @garytorres2115 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Tip:
    You CAN extract the bears. But not like other animals.
    First, bring it down to about 1/5th or 1/10th of it's health.
    Second, let it charge at you once or twice.
    Third, it will get too tired and collapse to the ground. You're able to extract now.
    Hope this helps. I suggest using normal arrows.

  • @ChrisMedley
    @ChrisMedley 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    This game is seems AWFUL, but I think you underestimate how difficult that crouching probably is.

    • @knightrider1238
      @knightrider1238 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Chris Medley I don’t think there’s a single game nowadays that uses stamina to crouch, i think that’s what he’s getting at

    • @frederickkriesel2724
      @frederickkriesel2724 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yeah i spend a lot of stamina not shitting my pants crouching down.

    • @Arnell_Mediocrity_Long
      @Arnell_Mediocrity_Long 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Frederick Kriesel
      Try couching like that and moving around...it's not quite that easy.
      Regardless, this game is still absolutely horrible.

    • @thecoolnerdplaysvr5674
      @thecoolnerdplaysvr5674 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Have yall tried it? Its really draining on the legs. More so than running.

    • @malakarvonstroheim5372
      @malakarvonstroheim5372 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      this is one of the cases where videogame logic is first than actual logic

  • @DextremeArrow
    @DextremeArrow 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:06 why does him sounding angry make me laugh

  • @najib9093
    @najib9093 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The "Cuban energy" lmao

  • @LetsPlayArty
    @LetsPlayArty 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Comedy like that would probably improve this channel a lot imo

  • @mathm1410
    @mathm1410 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Konami is such a shit company, I thought firing firing hideo kojima was the last straw until I saw this abomination of a game

  • @ELGUAPOIV
    @ELGUAPOIV 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The stamina use while crouching kind of makes sense. Try crouch walking in real life. It takes a lot more energy than walking.

  • @kennywu8522
    @kennywu8522 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Damn, even WatchMojo hating on Konami lol, this company fucked up hard

  • @monsterhunter66
    @monsterhunter66 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Konami's board of directors and its chairman should seriously consider committing seppuku on national television after this.

    • @grim1704
      @grim1704 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      MonsterHunter 66 or committing sudoku after bukkake

  • @solidsnake9477
    @solidsnake9477 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Let me just makes this clear. EVERYTHING is wrong with this one.

  • @zalkor2000
    @zalkor2000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Iv'e got questions and answers that I need conformation on if possible.
    1, The save slot is actually a character slot that use's the same save space.
    2, Kojima is trying to get the rights for metal gear but I don't think that's ever gonna happen.
    3, Do you think if this game didn't have Metal Gear in its name, Would it do well on it's merits.

  • @paullee3476
    @paullee3476 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    First metalgear game I won't purchase..
    Infact, it doesn't even look like metalgear series anymore

  • @dlobelow760
    @dlobelow760 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Reason why I actually love watchmojo
    Even though they know they specialize in top 10 lists, they're self-aware af

  • @loner2731
    @loner2731 6 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    don't buy it trust me👍 save yourself the disappointment😐

    • @jthorpr9730
      @jthorpr9730 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      loner {•} Thanks for the warning

    • @loner2731
      @loner2731 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Ziggy Wynder no problem

    • @loner2731
      @loner2731 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      GamingPro1003 don't buy it trust me man

    • @loner2731
      @loner2731 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Shinra Setora you never play the game or are you just joking

    • @TheREALHugo4
      @TheREALHugo4 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      loner {•} I was thinking the same.

  • @ChequeMateX
    @ChequeMateX 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    #5- Miranda thinks she might be able to save the wanderers. But Reev did point out her flaw.
    #4- Its just a cutscene, I won't worry much about it.
    #3- Crouch Walking puts strain on the legs. So its obvious that it will consume stamina.
    #2- You can't expect to harvest most of the meat while stuck in a post apocalyptic world with no appropriate tools.
    #1- Its not a Save Slot. Its a "Character Slot" for playing a different character, just like MMOs. And you don't even need another character since you can change your subclass, skills and character appearance (except gender) anytime. Its like the FOBs from TPP which provide you with extra resources hence costs money, or you could make enough coins from login bonus and events alone, I have over 800 free coins now.

  • @TheSquadSlayer
    @TheSquadSlayer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Ive never seen the guy who narrarates so frustrated

  • @zensoredparagonbytes3985
    @zensoredparagonbytes3985 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The dumbest thing about Survive is the money to make it should've been used to finish properly MGS V The Phantom Pain.

  • @Georghellsing2
    @Georghellsing2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    This game is truly disgusting......Konami has truly fallen and its not getting back up anytime soon, especially if they are charging 10 &$^@^# dollars for an additional save file!!!!

  • @eldridgecharles1313
    @eldridgecharles1313 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I can't keep a straight face whenever I think about that nurses hypothesis on decapitation 😂

  • @lagspresso
    @lagspresso 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    #fuckkonami? It took some thinking.

  • @edzriqsanie8963
    @edzriqsanie8963 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Crouching depletes stamina? I would be dead in a horror movie

  • @FflawedMetalhead
    @FflawedMetalhead 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Haven't looked into the numbers, but this game just looks like a cheap, flat-out/no-shame cash grab. You can say that about a lot of games, but this one is damn near top of the mark - It's like they knew it wouldn't do great after the initial response, and gave up halfway into dev, just polishing things to make the game technically whole.

  • @victorhernandez8723
    @victorhernandez8723 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    3:40 That was perfect!

  • @whitewolf3051
    @whitewolf3051 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Yeah, with the actual number five, that nurse may look damn fine, but where's her brain? It seems the zombies aren't the only ones missing a brain.

    • @avengergr_3586
      @avengergr_3586 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      She's blonde. Blondes don't have a brain either 😀

    • @whitewolf3051
      @whitewolf3051 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh yeah, that's true...so blondes are natural zombies then?

  • @DarthJoshReturns
    @DarthJoshReturns 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    EA: "Thanks Konami. Because of you, people are finally shutting up about our Loot Boxes."

  • @thatguyukno41
    @thatguyukno41 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    does this beat Ea's controversy with star wars and loot boxes?

    • @manuelalbertoromero9528
      @manuelalbertoromero9528 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No. This hasn't caused worldwide regulation of loot boxes to occur.

    • @thatguyukno41
      @thatguyukno41 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Manuel Alberto Romero true

    • @seenl6eight258
      @seenl6eight258 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Justin Kim EA isn’t that bad anymore, they’ve made some good games like TF 2 and Mirrors Edge. But yeah, the loot boxes were unnecessary and Star Wars could’ve been done much better.

  • @wilczur335
    @wilczur335 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    1 - Metal Gear Survive
    2 - All aspects of Metal Gear Survive
    3 - Everything about Metal Gear Survive
    4 - Metal Gear Survive as a whole
    5 - The whole of Metal Gear Survive

  • @YoungTheFish
    @YoungTheFish 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    In the eternal word of the Spoony One:
    Betrayal!!

  • @Karekristensson
    @Karekristensson 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Number 2 is a very all too common problem with "survival" games.
    The characters you control go hungry and thirsty so very quickly, in some games it might even be 5 minutes or less until it reaches the 50 % point.
    At least The Forest got it right with its thirst and hunger, as far as I've felt it anyway when I've played that game, there haven't been as much stressing about getting food in the next five minutes or less before your character gets hungry.

  • @BusinessMan1619
    @BusinessMan1619 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Instant Steam refund.

  • @rollstuhlwolf
    @rollstuhlwolf 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    The best part of this video is the 3 seconds cameo of Tobias Whale from "Black Lightening " starring as new character from 2nd PS4 profile at the very end. Lol

  • @anotherwiseunpleasantperso2147
    @anotherwiseunpleasantperso2147 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    #FucKonami

    • @skylighterrhd4073
      @skylighterrhd4073 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      uonexd quick question what is that characters name for your profile picture? I've seen her a lot and I'm curious who she is

    • @jobakung1308
      @jobakung1308 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Skylighterr HD Lucoa

    • @skylighterrhd4073
      @skylighterrhd4073 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      bad comment thank you kind sir

    • @scrotalbutter
      @scrotalbutter 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      My cousin would love your profile pic

    • @skylighterrhd4073
      @skylighterrhd4073 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rick Sanchez haha glad to hear that

  • @aivreescend7945
    @aivreescend7945 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I like this type of vid. It gives this channel som "character" keep it up WM

  • @cryingwithrage
    @cryingwithrage 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    #1 Silent Hills

  • @TheMDXtremeReal
    @TheMDXtremeReal 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Meanwhile Hideo Kojima laughs manically at this game while enojoying a refreshing cup of Konami tears

  • @SquirtleOctavius1993
    @SquirtleOctavius1993 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Konami is nothing without Hideo Kojima.

  • @Thrano
    @Thrano 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When even WatchMojo pisses on your game, you know you done goofed.

  • @Harley411
    @Harley411 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    One of best watchmojo video with angry version. lovely

  • @jfjdndnek5338
    @jfjdndnek5338 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    How did you guys get the pre order bonus scarfs

  • @Spawnwick_Boseman82820
    @Spawnwick_Boseman82820 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Metal Gear dead on arrival.

  • @Joawlisdoingfine
    @Joawlisdoingfine 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lord of Dust.
    Me: Cool name, I hope its design is co...
    [A giant centipede dog thing]

  • @NegiTaiMetal011
    @NegiTaiMetal011 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Case in point: don't ever buy this game. Boycott Konami for not only making this poor excuse of a zombie game with Metal Gear stamped on it (it goes without saying this is no true Metal Gear game), but for the things they've done to us. Either make a better and proper Metal Gear game treated with integrity and passion, or just completely hung it up for good.

    • @feralchangeling97
      @feralchangeling97 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Some people like it, not a lot but some. And the idea of a soldier being separated from their severed leader is similar to the development team being forced to make a game without Kojima.

  • @beccahaines5060
    @beccahaines5060 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    So the nurse in this game is Nursie from Blackadder. "OINTMENT! That's what I said to Mary when she had her head cut off. 'There there, you'll soon grow a new one!'c

  • @soupdumplingss6399
    @soupdumplingss6399 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Great video guys keep up the good work!

  • @bears4days607
    @bears4days607 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    When Mojo says that your product is bad you know it's bad

  • @Philosophical24
    @Philosophical24 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    #1 Konami

  • @ShreyashUSA
    @ShreyashUSA 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    extra character slot ? microtransaction
    want to play it ? internet
    want extra stamina for 1 real world minute ? microtransactionn
    got it ?

  • @arsoz1
    @arsoz1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    #FUCKONAMI

  • @marrier9999
    @marrier9999 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Everyone should've known it was going to be crap from the word "zombies".
    But if that didn't clue you in, the opening should have.
    Snake flies away on a helicopter while you get sucked into an giant toilet spiral in the sky. And a cardboard box knocks you in.
    By the way, I have no proof, but I'm pretty sure Snake chucked that box out of the chopper.

  • @eduardogutierrez4698
    @eduardogutierrez4698 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Metal gear ended with MGS4. End of story

    • @LoliconSamalik
      @LoliconSamalik 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Eduardo Gutierrez Whatever happened to Rising and Phantom Pain?

    • @deathwing1901
      @deathwing1901 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Samir Malik pretty sure they mean that for them 4 was the end. 5 split into 2 games was awful and the story was bland. To me as well 4 was the end.

    • @snhamilton85
      @snhamilton85 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Agree but phantom pain was still enjoyable

    • @Pale_Crow
      @Pale_Crow 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Eduardo Gutierrez true

    • @AntLox
      @AntLox 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      It made me cry, it's the finale.

  • @jeremiahbates1870
    @jeremiahbates1870 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Number 4 is my reaction to every single horror movie character ever

  • @Pushiii736
    @Pushiii736 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I think it’s a pretty good game I have plenty fun it’s something never done before in metal gear love it!!

    • @totalcodehero
      @totalcodehero 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tatsuma736 Glad I'm not the only one.

    • @Aussie_Tom
      @Aussie_Tom 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm ejoying it too. Has it's problems sure, but overall I'm really getting into it.

    • @manuelalbertoromero9528
      @manuelalbertoromero9528 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's fine. Just don't expect it to be a commercial success honestly.

    • @SantiagoHernandez-tw5ck
      @SantiagoHernandez-tw5ck 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tatsuma736 your trolling right?

  • @davemarx7856
    @davemarx7856 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    In all fairness, #2... the Snake Family also has a tendency to stop and stare.

  • @justalyftdriver6831
    @justalyftdriver6831 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Ima charge $10 to anybody who tries to comment

    • @decima8785
      @decima8785 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I am charging $10 for every like you received. Checkmate

  • @kamberaung9443
    @kamberaung9443 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    *Metal gear V:Snake,Snake!Snaaaaakeee*
    *Metal Gear Survive:Captain,captain!Captaaaaainn*

  • @setokaiba695
    @setokaiba695 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Top 5 dumbest watchmojo vids

  • @HunterD.
    @HunterD. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is the first game in the history that was created only to piss off people

  • @joshuawhite6258
    @joshuawhite6258 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    it's not a second save slot, it's a second character slot. You keep progress and materials.
    Also people keep bitching about this game being bad, but if you completely ignore the "metal gear" in its title it stops being a steaming pile to become a generic trashy survival game. And we all know that the only reason "metal gear" is there in the first place is because konami had the game engine and thought they'd try to cash in on the franchise one more time. Since it's unlikely there will be any more metal gear games without the mastermind behind the franchise being there anymore.

    • @Sknots
      @Sknots 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Joshua White Wait, are you ok with having to pay 10 extra bucks for a character slot? Because the only reason i find for somebody to pay for that is being a complete Moron, and yeah, MG or Not, its still a crappy survival game, specially when there are tons of options in that genre

    • @PancakemonsterFO4
      @PancakemonsterFO4 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Joshua White both cost money

    • @dlericx1876
      @dlericx1876 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      you need to pay 40 dollar for stuff that fremium mmo have. Thank but nope...

    • @joshuawhite6258
      @joshuawhite6258 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I am in no way ok paying for it. My point was it is even worse then they portray. and its not that much worse then half the games people make in unity because free shareware

  • @xXxDarkPhantomxXx1
    @xXxDarkPhantomxXx1 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    MGS:There's a cure for decapitation
    Me: Yea it's called death
    Konami: We mean the zombies
    Me: A decapitated zombie is dead cure or no cure

  • @J-Sama1990
    @J-Sama1990 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    #FuckKonami #FuckMetalGearSurvive

  • @nascentspace
    @nascentspace 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    The stealth part actually makes sense. Crouching walking isn’t as easy as walking.

  • @soupdumplingss6399
    @soupdumplingss6399 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Person 2nd and first comment

    • @Kris-ff4jm
      @Kris-ff4jm 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yo piss off you are not first

    • @stevenewsom3269
      @stevenewsom3269 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Saying it doesn't make it so

  • @psychoticdaizyproductions569
    @psychoticdaizyproductions569 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ...did you make this video after hitting level 15 or something? Because this game gets pretty damn elaborate and easy when you excel in the game.

  • @miguel101senpai5
    @miguel101senpai5 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Another youtube channel cashing in on survive cuz they need views to survive lol

    • @Oceaniz
      @Oceaniz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well, its an atrocious game so of course it deserves to be ridiculed.

  • @ElNegroAca
    @ElNegroAca 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love when you make fun of yourself. I fucking love it.
    You never dissapoint

  •  6 ปีที่แล้ว

    #5 - Metal Gear Survive
    #4- Metal Gear Survive
    #3 - Metal Gear Survive
    #2 - Metal Gear Survive
    #1 - Metal Gear Survive

  • @chrislarocca4416
    @chrislarocca4416 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    When you like a video and the number you get is 666. Feels bad man.