Idiots from Konami could easily get some quick buck by releasing remaster of previous games on new consoles, but they decided to do this...whatever this is.
Jan Marco Perez Batres They killed it by rushing out 5, which Kojima wasn't keen on. This new iteration is them puppeting the corpse as if it were still alive.
@BULLSEYE B08 I highly doubt it. Imagine someone took your kid from you and made them into a completely different person. Fans may be outraged, but that guy spent almost two decades building that franchise. That's a quarter of most people's lifespan. It's not like something you bought a year ago that your asshole friend broke while drunk.
Rafael Calmon true tho. in this case tho, The child was already being changed and fucked with in front of him. Psp games that sucked (not PW) the way games were rushed and had ideas not be included and so on tryung to keep him not have his name in the last few titles. Having the secret mission on ground zero going around "deleting " decals of hideo kojima games.
dwayne werleman I’m a little disappointed that Joey Turner didn’t write the script for this video. But whoever the guys who wrote the script are did a great job!
DamnDaimen The thing is, Hideo Kojima, the creator of the Metal Gear Series, would probably use that hashtag too... He has left konami more than once before, because he was pissed. He didn't even want to make a new game, until they convinced him to make "one last game". He did. Then they announced another... Edit: Imho, if it doesn't have VR Levels, it's not a metal gear game. ;-)
DamnDaimen yes it was, unfortunately I got rid of my Ps1 a long time ago. Regretting that decision lately though. At least those games were complete and polished.
Y'know why Konami made this game? I have a theory as to why. My theory that the reason Konami took this direction with the franchise, is the same reason they made Castlevania and Silent Hill into Pachinko Machines, the same reason Sega made Shadow the Hedgehog, and the Same reason Nintendo released Metroid Prime: Federation force, and why Star Fox Zero Sucked. Japanese Companies only truly know and understand their domestic market. It's something rooted in Japanese culture, (although it is slowly changing) This sense of we will never understand the rest of the world and it will never understand us. They don't all do it knowingly. Nintendo simply hasn't put much thought or care into Metroid until now because Metroid has been more popular in the West than in Japan. and seeing how Nintendo is a Japanese company that tends to look to the city and places outside their office for inspiration they simply didn't see the buzz for a Metroid Game until the controversy surrounding Federation Force. Sega has stated that Shadow the Hedgehog was aimed at Western Audience. This provides some explanation as to why it was the way it turned out. They went off their stereotypes of Americans. Hence the Guns and overly Edgy tone. Hence why Konami thought this game was a good idea. They simply looked at what was selling in America and made a game similar to those. They don't do it out of Malice, they do it because they haven't seen much reason to go out and learn what the rest of the world is really like, or what it really wants. Once again it is that attitude of we will never understand them and vice versa. that causes this. Then Again I am simply stating a theory if you disagree kindly state your point.
DamnDaimen well he was definitely the mastermind behind the story that captivated audiences around the globe. This however seems like the beginning of bankruptcy
This game doesn't suck because it's nothing like a Metal Gear game. This game sucks because it isn't a good game. Rising was a dramatic shift from Solid, but it was still fun. It still had the philosophies of war from the Solid series, but instead it was about ninjaing a politician from Texas. That was awesome. This has nothing.
Well your right in the fact that’s it’s nothing like a metal gear game, but I think it’s fun cause it’s just something different and has a unique feel to it, it’s not perfect in any aspect but it is pretty fun. I think some of the things people find as issues, like the hunger and thrist depletion as a sort of way to challenge the player to manage their resources and surroundings, late game hunger and thrist aren’t that much of an issue cause you get more food than you need lol
raiden was the point of mgs2, he was made to be a psichological recreation of snake, and him being so whiney and stuff was the point of "everybody is different". so no, raiden didnt ever suck, you are being exaggerated
the crouch stamina thing actually makes sense, go out side and walk 100m and then crouch walk 100m staying pretty low to ground ( you know, because its meant to be stealthy and all that), you'll see that its actually pretty tough !
#5 The decision to make a Metal Gear game without Hideo Kojima #4 Choosing to make this game a stupid zombie shooter instead of a stealth game #3 Not fixing the the story problems that the previous Metal Gear game had #2 Modern Konami... #1 The fact that it has the words "Metal Gear" in the title (seriously, it's like Banjo Kazooie: Nuts n Bolts, except there was no anticipation for another game of the series.)
Are you sure it's really without Kojima? Maybe the "J" hiding his mark all over the place in DS material and SurviVe was a coincidence. Maybe Kojima's name all over the source code for the SurviVe website is a coincidence as well.
Shade Depeche the only difference with Banjo is that it’s actually Rare’s fault, (check out their channel) and not Microsoft’s. Rare thought that making a Banjo remake would be boring, and one of the dudes said something about Legos, and that’s how it was made.
WHAT IS THIS A WATCH MOJO VIDEO WITH PERSONALITY? This is actually pretty nice, do more videos like this and you might restore your status as a good channel
One of the main reasons this video upload is great is because of your personality, Mr narrator. I think people appreciate and respect personality over professionalism. Keep it up!
This game is pretty fun and addictive and actually opens up even further once you beat the game into class specializations for high end co op play as well as new missions and challenges.
There were three separate instances during this video where I just facepalmed due to the sheer stupidity of Konami. From the sound of it, at this point, Konami is trying to out-EA EA.
4:55 No, no, no, no, no! You got it all wrong! This is how it’s done! Snake? Snake! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- (*Spongebob narrator*: Two hours later) -AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!!!! There! That’s how it’s supposed to go!
Tip: You CAN extract the bears. But not like other animals. First, bring it down to about 1/5th or 1/10th of it's health. Second, let it charge at you once or twice. Third, it will get too tired and collapse to the ground. You're able to extract now. Hope this helps. I suggest using normal arrows.
Iv'e got questions and answers that I need conformation on if possible. 1, The save slot is actually a character slot that use's the same save space. 2, Kojima is trying to get the rights for metal gear but I don't think that's ever gonna happen. 3, Do you think if this game didn't have Metal Gear in its name, Would it do well on it's merits.
#5- Miranda thinks she might be able to save the wanderers. But Reev did point out her flaw. #4- Its just a cutscene, I won't worry much about it. #3- Crouch Walking puts strain on the legs. So its obvious that it will consume stamina. #2- You can't expect to harvest most of the meat while stuck in a post apocalyptic world with no appropriate tools. #1- Its not a Save Slot. Its a "Character Slot" for playing a different character, just like MMOs. And you don't even need another character since you can change your subclass, skills and character appearance (except gender) anytime. Its like the FOBs from TPP which provide you with extra resources hence costs money, or you could make enough coins from login bonus and events alone, I have over 800 free coins now.
This game is truly disgusting......Konami has truly fallen and its not getting back up anytime soon, especially if they are charging 10 &$^@^# dollars for an additional save file!!!!
Haven't looked into the numbers, but this game just looks like a cheap, flat-out/no-shame cash grab. You can say that about a lot of games, but this one is damn near top of the mark - It's like they knew it wouldn't do great after the initial response, and gave up halfway into dev, just polishing things to make the game technically whole.
Justin Kim EA isn’t that bad anymore, they’ve made some good games like TF 2 and Mirrors Edge. But yeah, the loot boxes were unnecessary and Star Wars could’ve been done much better.
1 - Metal Gear Survive 2 - All aspects of Metal Gear Survive 3 - Everything about Metal Gear Survive 4 - Metal Gear Survive as a whole 5 - The whole of Metal Gear Survive
Number 2 is a very all too common problem with "survival" games. The characters you control go hungry and thirsty so very quickly, in some games it might even be 5 minutes or less until it reaches the 50 % point. At least The Forest got it right with its thirst and hunger, as far as I've felt it anyway when I've played that game, there haven't been as much stressing about getting food in the next five minutes or less before your character gets hungry.
The best part of this video is the 3 seconds cameo of Tobias Whale from "Black Lightening " starring as new character from 2nd PS4 profile at the very end. Lol
Case in point: don't ever buy this game. Boycott Konami for not only making this poor excuse of a zombie game with Metal Gear stamped on it (it goes without saying this is no true Metal Gear game), but for the things they've done to us. Either make a better and proper Metal Gear game treated with integrity and passion, or just completely hung it up for good.
Some people like it, not a lot but some. And the idea of a soldier being separated from their severed leader is similar to the development team being forced to make a game without Kojima.
So the nurse in this game is Nursie from Blackadder. "OINTMENT! That's what I said to Mary when she had her head cut off. 'There there, you'll soon grow a new one!'c
Everyone should've known it was going to be crap from the word "zombies". But if that didn't clue you in, the opening should have. Snake flies away on a helicopter while you get sucked into an giant toilet spiral in the sky. And a cardboard box knocks you in. By the way, I have no proof, but I'm pretty sure Snake chucked that box out of the chopper.
it's not a second save slot, it's a second character slot. You keep progress and materials. Also people keep bitching about this game being bad, but if you completely ignore the "metal gear" in its title it stops being a steaming pile to become a generic trashy survival game. And we all know that the only reason "metal gear" is there in the first place is because konami had the game engine and thought they'd try to cash in on the franchise one more time. Since it's unlikely there will be any more metal gear games without the mastermind behind the franchise being there anymore.
Joshua White Wait, are you ok with having to pay 10 extra bucks for a character slot? Because the only reason i find for somebody to pay for that is being a complete Moron, and yeah, MG or Not, its still a crappy survival game, specially when there are tons of options in that genre
I am in no way ok paying for it. My point was it is even worse then they portray. and its not that much worse then half the games people make in unity because free shareware
Idiots from Konami could easily get some quick buck by releasing remaster of previous games on new consoles, but they decided to do this...whatever this is.
Bruce Snow If they wanted a quick buck why delay it for a year.
They should remaster previous mgs games rather than making this game
Bruce Snow a remake of first metal gear solid game using this engine, i think that they could easily make more money from that
If they make no money on the Metal Gear name I would be fine with this. Let it bury itself, very poetic.
They wanted to shit on Kojima's legacy. The parting was pretty ugly.
"Hey AngryJoe, you want to play a zombie game?"
AngryJoe: "NO!!!"
Lawrence Johnson hope angry joe reviews Days Gone. That 6min game trailer where you run and gun on a farm.against world war z zombies looks fun...
He should get that printed on a t shirt.
JOE!!! YOU WANNA PLAY A MUTHAF***** ZOMBIE GAME???
Lawrence Johnson AVGN needs to review this game
5 to 1: this game exists! LMAO!!!!
00:47
Zexal_Fighter
They actually did what the comment section would say
I don't think I have ever cackled at a Watch Mojo video as hard as I did at this part of the list
Zexal_Fighter funniest video from watch mojo lol
that one time i agree with a WatchMojo list lmao
#KJPFOREVER
#FuckKonami
Man Kojima is LAUGHING right now
Konami is literally killing his child. It should hurt him if anything.
Jan Marco Perez Batres They killed it by rushing out 5, which Kojima wasn't keen on. This new iteration is them puppeting the corpse as if it were still alive.
Next thing you know kojima is prob playinf the game and enjoying it lol
@BULLSEYE B08
I highly doubt it. Imagine someone took your kid from you and made them into a completely different person.
Fans may be outraged, but that guy spent almost two decades building that franchise. That's a quarter of most people's lifespan. It's not like something you bought a year ago that your asshole friend broke while drunk.
Rafael Calmon true tho. in this case tho, The child was already being changed and fucked with in front of him. Psp games that sucked (not PW) the way games were rushed and had ideas not be included and so on tryung to keep him not have his name in the last few titles. Having the secret mission on ground zero going around "deleting " decals of hideo kojima games.
y'know what? Maybe WatchMojo is actually alright.
uonexd watchmojo is alright. Don't come to TH-cam tomorrow
No
This might be the funniest Watchmojo video ive seen in a while😂
You got me there Dan, you got me there😂
The intro in the outro 😂😂😂
dwayne werleman yeah
dwayne werleman
I’m a little disappointed that Joey Turner didn’t write the script for this video. But whoever the guys who wrote the script are did a great job!
So true 😂😂
Cuz this narrator dude is so funny.
the question is, does it survive?
i am joking, it's dead since beginning...
irvanCrocs It's been dead the day it was announced
It was aborted when it was discovered.
It was dead even before it was perceived
How can you be so sure, you guys dont seem like specialist
autotactic nah we don't need a specialist to know how shitty this game is..
#FUCKONAMI I believe is the hash tag you seek. RIP Metal gear, you will be missed.
Metal Gear Solid is still good.
DamnDaimen was
DamnDaimen The thing is, Hideo Kojima, the creator of the Metal Gear Series, would probably use that hashtag too... He has left konami more than once before, because he was pissed. He didn't even want to make a new game, until they convinced him to make "one last game". He did. Then they announced another...
Edit: Imho, if it doesn't have VR Levels, it's not a metal gear game. ;-)
When I say Metal Gear Solid, I mean the ps1 MGS.
DamnDaimen yes it was, unfortunately I got rid of my Ps1 a long time ago. Regretting that decision lately though. At least those games were complete and polished.
These types of videos are why I subbed to WatchMojo. This was legitimately a hilarious and really good list.
Metal gear is still solid 😃 well except this game!
Ha metal gear solid
can we even call this a metal gear game?
INVESTING HUSTLER - Stocks and money making videos Don't forget metal gear rising as a good spin-off
Golden comment😂😂😂
And Kojima lives on. Konami? Ehh. Go into bankruptcy and give the Metal Gear rights to Kojima Production.
If number one isnt the whole game this list cannot be taken seriously.
I sit corrected because it was number 5. Loololol
correction it was number 1-5 lol
Technically, it was all of those entries, but undeniably it's because microtransactions.
Let's just pretend this video is about entries 6-10.
Holy shiet the video had me with number 5 because it's true.
X X lmao
X X they had me at hello
Y'know why Konami made this game? I have a theory as to why. My theory that the reason Konami took this direction with the franchise, is the same reason they made Castlevania and Silent Hill into Pachinko Machines, the same reason Sega made Shadow the Hedgehog, and the Same reason Nintendo released Metroid Prime: Federation force, and why Star Fox Zero Sucked. Japanese Companies only truly know and understand their domestic market. It's something rooted in Japanese culture, (although it is slowly changing) This sense of we will never understand the rest of the world and it will never understand us. They don't all do it knowingly. Nintendo simply hasn't put much thought or care into Metroid until now because Metroid has been more popular in the West than in Japan. and seeing how Nintendo is a Japanese company that tends to look to the city and places outside their office for inspiration they simply didn't see the buzz for a Metroid Game until the controversy surrounding Federation Force. Sega has stated that Shadow the Hedgehog was aimed at Western Audience. This provides some explanation as to why it was the way it turned out. They went off their stereotypes of Americans. Hence the Guns and overly Edgy tone. Hence why Konami thought this game was a good idea. They simply looked at what was selling in America and made a game similar to those. They don't do it out of Malice, they do it because they haven't seen much reason to go out and learn what the rest of the world is really like, or what it really wants. Once again it is that attitude of we will never understand them and vice versa. that causes this. Then Again I am simply stating a theory if you disagree kindly state your point.
you’re right, same with Resident Evil franchise like 5 and 6. But they redeem themselves at RE7
Aaron Kitzmann i can agree with this theory but things like $10 for a save slot has nothing to do with culture. That’s just being a worldwide dick
If that was true than why did this game flop in Japan?
*Joshua* I believe it's because it was one of the games aimed at a western market.
*Mikey* That is true
Metal Gear Survive? More like Metal Gear franchise ain't gonna survive anymore since Kojima left.
Yeah I'm sure one person created the entire game...
Case in point: a metal gear game about zombie unicorns is the first no-kojima mg.
DamnDaimen well he was definitely the mastermind behind the story that captivated audiences around the globe. This however seems like the beginning of bankruptcy
Konami: (just trying to) Survive
It can't be that hard without the guy who made it. Star Wars got on pretty decently without George Lucas.
This game doesn't suck because it's nothing like a Metal Gear game. This game sucks because it isn't a good game. Rising was a dramatic shift from Solid, but it was still fun. It still had the philosophies of war from the Solid series, but instead it was about ninjaing a politician from Texas. That was awesome. This has nothing.
I know why it sucks...no nanomachines.
Manuel Alberto Romero Yes, that's what it lacks. Nanomachines, son.
Revengance is at least fun, Survive wasn't.
Well your right in the fact that’s it’s nothing like a metal gear game, but I think it’s fun cause it’s just something different and has a unique feel to it, it’s not perfect in any aspect but it is pretty fun. I think some of the things people find as issues, like the hunger and thrist depletion as a sort of way to challenge the player to manage their resources and surroundings, late game hunger and thrist aren’t that much of an issue cause you get more food than you need lol
"Metal gear is trying to survive" is the proper name for this game
Raiden: there can't be a worse decision for the Metal Gear series than me.
Survive: hold my beer.
Daniel Thomas
Hsy, atleast Revengence was amazing.
Red- Havic I'll agree with that. Him in MGS2 though.
raiden was the point of mgs2, he was made to be a psichological recreation of snake, and him being so whiney and stuff was the point of "everybody is different". so no, raiden didnt ever suck, you are being exaggerated
I liked revengeance too
Atleast raiden became more likeable in later games
Konami=EAsia
Dr Gru That pun is terrible. I love it.
Dr Gru Tip of the hat to you sir
funny...
Konami=The Man Who Sold The World
I have to give u credit for that pun
Konami IS becoming EA at this point
and this game just proves how little they actually care
the crouch stamina thing actually makes sense, go out side and walk 100m and then crouch walk 100m staying pretty low to ground ( you know, because its meant to be stealthy and all that), you'll see that its actually pretty tough !
#5 The decision to make a Metal Gear game without Hideo Kojima
#4 Choosing to make this game a stupid zombie shooter instead of a stealth game
#3 Not fixing the the story problems that the previous Metal Gear game had
#2 Modern Konami...
#1 The fact that it has the words "Metal Gear" in the title (seriously, it's like Banjo Kazooie: Nuts n Bolts, except there was no anticipation for another game of the series.)
Are you sure it's really without Kojima? Maybe the "J" hiding his mark all over the place in DS material and SurviVe was a coincidence. Maybe Kojima's name all over the source code for the SurviVe website is a coincidence as well.
And it's barely even a "zombie shooter."
You don't even start out with a gun, just poking zombies with a stick.
Shade Depeche the only difference with Banjo is that it’s actually Rare’s fault, (check out their channel) and not Microsoft’s. Rare thought that making a Banjo remake would be boring, and one of the dudes said something about Legos, and that’s how it was made.
*Coughs* Yooka laylee *Coughs*
WHAT IS THIS
A WATCH MOJO VIDEO WITH PERSONALITY?
This is actually pretty nice, do more videos like this and you might restore your status as a good channel
You know the game is bad, even watchmojo is making fun of it
One of the main reasons this video upload is great is because of your personality, Mr narrator. I think people appreciate and respect personality over professionalism. Keep it up!
The fox engine would be great for a Lost Planet game.
This game is pretty fun and addictive and actually opens up even further once you beat the game into class specializations for high end co op play as well as new missions and challenges.
Too bad it's a metal gear game
There were three separate instances during this video where I just facepalmed due to the sheer stupidity of Konami. From the sound of it, at this point, Konami is trying to out-EA EA.
Wanna know the best thing in the game? The clipboard. Bastard Yota and Cunning Yuji! Pure gold!
EA : I'm the scummest game company of the planet with a full power of greed
Konami : Hold my beer
4:55 No, no, no, no, no! You got it all wrong! This is how it’s done!
Snake? Snake! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- (*Spongebob narrator*: Two hours later) -AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!!!!
There! That’s how it’s supposed to go!
I like animals especially birds. There are goldfinch bird lovers here
0:25 Top Tier Comedy
Edit:lol this is the first Funniest video i seen from watchmojo please make more content like this
Wow...a watchmojo video...actually made me laugh my ass off. Good job WM, make more content like this please
Tip:
You CAN extract the bears. But not like other animals.
First, bring it down to about 1/5th or 1/10th of it's health.
Second, let it charge at you once or twice.
Third, it will get too tired and collapse to the ground. You're able to extract now.
Hope this helps. I suggest using normal arrows.
This game is seems AWFUL, but I think you underestimate how difficult that crouching probably is.
Chris Medley I don’t think there’s a single game nowadays that uses stamina to crouch, i think that’s what he’s getting at
Yeah i spend a lot of stamina not shitting my pants crouching down.
Frederick Kriesel
Try couching like that and moving around...it's not quite that easy.
Regardless, this game is still absolutely horrible.
Have yall tried it? Its really draining on the legs. More so than running.
this is one of the cases where videogame logic is first than actual logic
2:06 why does him sounding angry make me laugh
The "Cuban energy" lmao
Comedy like that would probably improve this channel a lot imo
Konami is such a shit company, I thought firing firing hideo kojima was the last straw until I saw this abomination of a game
The stamina use while crouching kind of makes sense. Try crouch walking in real life. It takes a lot more energy than walking.
Damn, even WatchMojo hating on Konami lol, this company fucked up hard
Konami's board of directors and its chairman should seriously consider committing seppuku on national television after this.
MonsterHunter 66 or committing sudoku after bukkake
Let me just makes this clear. EVERYTHING is wrong with this one.
Iv'e got questions and answers that I need conformation on if possible.
1, The save slot is actually a character slot that use's the same save space.
2, Kojima is trying to get the rights for metal gear but I don't think that's ever gonna happen.
3, Do you think if this game didn't have Metal Gear in its name, Would it do well on it's merits.
First metalgear game I won't purchase..
Infact, it doesn't even look like metalgear series anymore
Reason why I actually love watchmojo
Even though they know they specialize in top 10 lists, they're self-aware af
don't buy it trust me👍 save yourself the disappointment😐
loner {•} Thanks for the warning
Ziggy Wynder no problem
GamingPro1003 don't buy it trust me man
Shinra Setora you never play the game or are you just joking
loner {•} I was thinking the same.
#5- Miranda thinks she might be able to save the wanderers. But Reev did point out her flaw.
#4- Its just a cutscene, I won't worry much about it.
#3- Crouch Walking puts strain on the legs. So its obvious that it will consume stamina.
#2- You can't expect to harvest most of the meat while stuck in a post apocalyptic world with no appropriate tools.
#1- Its not a Save Slot. Its a "Character Slot" for playing a different character, just like MMOs. And you don't even need another character since you can change your subclass, skills and character appearance (except gender) anytime. Its like the FOBs from TPP which provide you with extra resources hence costs money, or you could make enough coins from login bonus and events alone, I have over 800 free coins now.
Ive never seen the guy who narrarates so frustrated
The dumbest thing about Survive is the money to make it should've been used to finish properly MGS V The Phantom Pain.
This game is truly disgusting......Konami has truly fallen and its not getting back up anytime soon, especially if they are charging 10 &$^@^# dollars for an additional save file!!!!
I can't keep a straight face whenever I think about that nurses hypothesis on decapitation 😂
#fuckkonami? It took some thinking.
Crouching depletes stamina? I would be dead in a horror movie
Haven't looked into the numbers, but this game just looks like a cheap, flat-out/no-shame cash grab. You can say that about a lot of games, but this one is damn near top of the mark - It's like they knew it wouldn't do great after the initial response, and gave up halfway into dev, just polishing things to make the game technically whole.
3:40 That was perfect!
Yeah, with the actual number five, that nurse may look damn fine, but where's her brain? It seems the zombies aren't the only ones missing a brain.
She's blonde. Blondes don't have a brain either 😀
Oh yeah, that's true...so blondes are natural zombies then?
EA: "Thanks Konami. Because of you, people are finally shutting up about our Loot Boxes."
does this beat Ea's controversy with star wars and loot boxes?
No. This hasn't caused worldwide regulation of loot boxes to occur.
Manuel Alberto Romero true
Justin Kim EA isn’t that bad anymore, they’ve made some good games like TF 2 and Mirrors Edge. But yeah, the loot boxes were unnecessary and Star Wars could’ve been done much better.
1 - Metal Gear Survive
2 - All aspects of Metal Gear Survive
3 - Everything about Metal Gear Survive
4 - Metal Gear Survive as a whole
5 - The whole of Metal Gear Survive
In the eternal word of the Spoony One:
Betrayal!!
Number 2 is a very all too common problem with "survival" games.
The characters you control go hungry and thirsty so very quickly, in some games it might even be 5 minutes or less until it reaches the 50 % point.
At least The Forest got it right with its thirst and hunger, as far as I've felt it anyway when I've played that game, there haven't been as much stressing about getting food in the next five minutes or less before your character gets hungry.
Instant Steam refund.
The best part of this video is the 3 seconds cameo of Tobias Whale from "Black Lightening " starring as new character from 2nd PS4 profile at the very end. Lol
#FucKonami
uonexd quick question what is that characters name for your profile picture? I've seen her a lot and I'm curious who she is
Skylighterr HD Lucoa
bad comment thank you kind sir
My cousin would love your profile pic
Rick Sanchez haha glad to hear that
I like this type of vid. It gives this channel som "character" keep it up WM
#1 Silent Hills
Meanwhile Hideo Kojima laughs manically at this game while enojoying a refreshing cup of Konami tears
Konami is nothing without Hideo Kojima.
When even WatchMojo pisses on your game, you know you done goofed.
One of best watchmojo video with angry version. lovely
How did you guys get the pre order bonus scarfs
Metal Gear dead on arrival.
Lord of Dust.
Me: Cool name, I hope its design is co...
[A giant centipede dog thing]
Case in point: don't ever buy this game. Boycott Konami for not only making this poor excuse of a zombie game with Metal Gear stamped on it (it goes without saying this is no true Metal Gear game), but for the things they've done to us. Either make a better and proper Metal Gear game treated with integrity and passion, or just completely hung it up for good.
Some people like it, not a lot but some. And the idea of a soldier being separated from their severed leader is similar to the development team being forced to make a game without Kojima.
So the nurse in this game is Nursie from Blackadder. "OINTMENT! That's what I said to Mary when she had her head cut off. 'There there, you'll soon grow a new one!'c
Great video guys keep up the good work!
When Mojo says that your product is bad you know it's bad
#1 Konami
extra character slot ? microtransaction
want to play it ? internet
want extra stamina for 1 real world minute ? microtransactionn
got it ?
#FUCKONAMI
Everyone should've known it was going to be crap from the word "zombies".
But if that didn't clue you in, the opening should have.
Snake flies away on a helicopter while you get sucked into an giant toilet spiral in the sky. And a cardboard box knocks you in.
By the way, I have no proof, but I'm pretty sure Snake chucked that box out of the chopper.
Metal gear ended with MGS4. End of story
Eduardo Gutierrez Whatever happened to Rising and Phantom Pain?
Samir Malik pretty sure they mean that for them 4 was the end. 5 split into 2 games was awful and the story was bland. To me as well 4 was the end.
Agree but phantom pain was still enjoyable
Eduardo Gutierrez true
It made me cry, it's the finale.
Number 4 is my reaction to every single horror movie character ever
I think it’s a pretty good game I have plenty fun it’s something never done before in metal gear love it!!
Tatsuma736 Glad I'm not the only one.
I'm ejoying it too. Has it's problems sure, but overall I'm really getting into it.
That's fine. Just don't expect it to be a commercial success honestly.
Tatsuma736 your trolling right?
In all fairness, #2... the Snake Family also has a tendency to stop and stare.
Ima charge $10 to anybody who tries to comment
I am charging $10 for every like you received. Checkmate
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*Metal Gear Survive:Captain,captain!Captaaaaainn*
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This is the first game in the history that was created only to piss off people
it's not a second save slot, it's a second character slot. You keep progress and materials.
Also people keep bitching about this game being bad, but if you completely ignore the "metal gear" in its title it stops being a steaming pile to become a generic trashy survival game. And we all know that the only reason "metal gear" is there in the first place is because konami had the game engine and thought they'd try to cash in on the franchise one more time. Since it's unlikely there will be any more metal gear games without the mastermind behind the franchise being there anymore.
Joshua White Wait, are you ok with having to pay 10 extra bucks for a character slot? Because the only reason i find for somebody to pay for that is being a complete Moron, and yeah, MG or Not, its still a crappy survival game, specially when there are tons of options in that genre
Joshua White both cost money
you need to pay 40 dollar for stuff that fremium mmo have. Thank but nope...
I am in no way ok paying for it. My point was it is even worse then they portray. and its not that much worse then half the games people make in unity because free shareware
MGS:There's a cure for decapitation
Me: Yea it's called death
Konami: We mean the zombies
Me: A decapitated zombie is dead cure or no cure
#FuckKonami #FuckMetalGearSurvive
The stealth part actually makes sense. Crouching walking isn’t as easy as walking.
Person 2nd and first comment
Yo piss off you are not first
Saying it doesn't make it so
...did you make this video after hitting level 15 or something? Because this game gets pretty damn elaborate and easy when you excel in the game.
Another youtube channel cashing in on survive cuz they need views to survive lol
Well, its an atrocious game so of course it deserves to be ridiculed.
I love when you make fun of yourself. I fucking love it.
You never dissapoint
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When you like a video and the number you get is 666. Feels bad man.