Worst Video Game Advertisements - No Such Thing As Bad Press [Bumbles McFumbles]

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  • @Larry
    @Larry ปีที่แล้ว +265

    Good video sir! one thing ho, Viz is a comic, not a magazine,
    Viz even had a video game released of it by Probe, who also made the Genesis version of Mortal Kombat 1 and 2

    • @capfromTT
      @capfromTT ปีที่แล้ว +2

      hi cool content

    • @KZGames9967
      @KZGames9967 ปีที่แล้ว

      i’m guessing you meant “tho” in the beginning of the comment, but did you call bmf a ho?

    • @Larry
      @Larry ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@KZGames9967 I think I put that on with my phone, and it auto corrected it, sorry!

    • @Pyrothepyro1
      @Pyrothepyro1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Larry not to be rude but you can edit it unless you can't i guess

  • @emperormegaman3856
    @emperormegaman3856 ปีที่แล้ว +397

    I'll never get tired of people just calling Daikatana "Big Sword"

    • @shimyku7820
      @shimyku7820 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Well, that's what it means.

    • @emperormegaman3856
      @emperormegaman3856 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@shimyku7820 That's what makes it funny. They came up with a badass-sounding japanese name, and everyone is like yeah but it just means a dumb "big sword". (though it's worth noting that in Japanese, "Dai" also means great in the sense of "grand/Important".)

    • @trustytrest
      @trustytrest ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@shimyku7820 Transliterations can be pretty funny sometimes.

  • @wraitsoth
    @wraitsoth ปีที่แล้ว +239

    An important note about the Turok baby name campaign, the idea was credited to a man named Dr. Simeon Cantrell at the Institute of Science in Marketing. Cantrell was not a real person, and when they mentioned a book on the subject he would be releasing called "Market Their Pants Off!," the associated ISBN number was actually attached to a book called "My First Knock Knock Joke Book."

  • @Torexyo0
    @Torexyo0 ปีที่แล้ว +343

    I'm surprised you didn't talk about the infamous Mighty No. 9 advertisement despite showing some footage in the intro. "Anime fan on prom night" is still one of the funniest sentences to me due to how out of touch that marketing team must have been with their target demographic

    • @freakfoxvevo7915
      @freakfoxvevo7915 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      He probably had so much to talk about that he couldn't fit it all in one video

    • @dani.2479
      @dani.2479 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@freakfoxvevo7915 should be one seperate video entirely

    • @kingofsnacks8566
      @kingofsnacks8566 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tell me, what was this ad campaign? What made it so infamous?

    • @freakfoxvevo7915
      @freakfoxvevo7915 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@kingofsnacks8566 th-cam.com/video/YngbHOz--oc/w-d-xo.html not a campaign but a trailer. Here it is in all its' "glory"

    • @TM_Em0lga
      @TM_Em0lga ปีที่แล้ว

      Or Rise of Kingdoms?

  • @autismandgaming4532
    @autismandgaming4532 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    I now want an actual piece of paper that says “John Romero's about to make you his Friend”

  • @castform7
    @castform7 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    Having a chopped body part prop scavenger hunt in a large populated area is a very, *very* good example of ideas that need to stay on paper.

    • @CultofHappwer
      @CultofHappwer 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Just got a great idea for a bomber man campaign though

  • @LeUnoriginal
    @LeUnoriginal ปีที่แล้ว +216

    I actually won that Sin to Win contest. Spent most of the event getting pictures, slept maybe 10 hours between three days. I even told this one girl I was Jon St. John to get a pic with her. But I ended up having to turn down the sinful date with two incredibly hot women, in order to play Marvel

    • @alexcat6685
      @alexcat6685 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Based☕🥶

    • @bumblesmcfumbles
      @bumblesmcfumbles  ปีที่แล้ว +123

      They could have stolen your organs man you made the right choice.

    • @samuelaguilar1537
      @samuelaguilar1537 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hey, we all got our priorities

    • @kingofsnacks8566
      @kingofsnacks8566 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@bumblesmcfumbles bros got his priorities

    • @Dark9Volt
      @Dark9Volt ปีที่แล้ว +15

      A certain afro-canadian would be proud of what you've done, son.

  • @Venom-Boiii
    @Venom-Boiii ปีที่แล้ว +38

    The Hitman Absolution ad should have been like this: non-offensive reasons to fake-kill someone, and once you completed the process, the target would get a letter in their mail or Facebook notifications saying that their friend has eliminated them, and then would be shown an ad for Hitman.
    That would have worked great in my opinion

    • @adamantium7279
      @adamantium7279 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      I can just imagine reasons like "you sneaked one of their fries" or "you stole one of their jokes"

    • @skibot9974
      @skibot9974 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@adamantium7279other ones I thought of is “he owes me $20” or “he ate the last slice of pizza”

  • @carpedm9846
    @carpedm9846 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    "The game ad forgets about the game" seems awfully common

  • @samuelaguilar1537
    @samuelaguilar1537 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Its honestly kind of fascinating how quick the Dante’s Inferno marketing campaign went from cute and creative way to use the game’s themes to promote it, to whatever the fuck was that Sin to Win thing. Like…surely there was a better way to incorporate lust into the campaign than just straight up sex, right?

    • @somerandomguy6767
      @somerandomguy6767 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Could have had like a fake Playboy magazine add or something that seems NSFW that pranks you for giving into Lust

    • @Dragonatrix
      @Dragonatrix 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Lust by definition is more than sex anyway, so it's really not that hard to do. I really do wonder what their ideas for Vanity and especially Despair would have been....

    • @theplayfulparody2183
      @theplayfulparody2183 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Dragonatrix Vanity and Despair would have both just been a giant EA logo.

  • @Sigurdr78
    @Sigurdr78 ปีที่แล้ว +354

    The fact that (assumedly most) Christians were totally chill with Dante's Inferno until it came out EA was fabricating controversy with Christians is actually really funny imho. Keep up the great work, big guy!!

    • @DeltaOdyssey
      @DeltaOdyssey ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I have to wonder what things would be like if the game was successful. I have absolutely no idea what they would do for the paradiso chapters, and I really have to wonder if Dante would've actually fought God.

    • @NoahDaArk
      @NoahDaArk ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I mean the game DOES involve fighting Satan, shooting crosses and even saving souls after all…

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@NoahDaArk Same with Doom. Religious people should love demon killing games, because you get to beat up demons.

    • @NoahDaArk
      @NoahDaArk ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@genericname2747 My dad is the very definition of a Christian man, and when I explained the basic plot of Doom to him he was like “Huh… cool!”

    • @Rikken552
      @Rikken552 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@genericname2747I assume it's because of their blasphemous depictions of said demons

  • @DanGamingFan2846
    @DanGamingFan2846 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    The craziest Videogame ads were definitely the marketing campaigns made by Acclaim. _Shadow Man 2_ ads on gravestones, paying people to name their babies "Turok," and of course, offering to pay the fines of anyone caught speeding on the realease day of _Burnout 2._ What were they thinking?

    • @griffinbaker3509
      @griffinbaker3509 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I'm pretty sure they weren't thinking. It wouldn't surprise me if Acclaim's marketing department instantly fired anyone caught thinking

    • @Mr.Pyromaniac
      @Mr.Pyromaniac ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Damn

    • @jamesesterline
      @jamesesterline ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Keep in mind they were also the company that bought LJN

    • @DanGamingFan2846
      @DanGamingFan2846 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@jamesesterline Excellent point.

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 ปีที่แล้ว

      I am making a Purge videogame. I will bail out anyone who commits murder.

  • @kaijudirector5336
    @kaijudirector5336 ปีที่แล้ว +298

    I’m honestly shocked Bumbles can churn out quality, 30-60 minute videos on regular basis. Many thanks buddy!

    • @BioElectricalShadow
      @BioElectricalShadow ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I am sorry, did you say a whole hour?

    • @kaijudirector5336
      @kaijudirector5336 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BioElectricalShadow 30-60 minutes, actually.

    • @EripmavsDYraid
      @EripmavsDYraid ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kaijudirector5336 60 minutes _is_ an hour

  • @CrocvsGator
    @CrocvsGator ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I mean, I could think of a worse scenario than not having enough body parts returned:
    Getting more than what you started with.
    But on a serious note, my Mom worked as a manager of a nursing lab at a college, and anatomically correct fake body parts are actually incredibly expensive, missing a bunch wouldn't be cheap.

    • @edcellwarrior
      @edcellwarrior ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I actually thought he was going to say extra body parts got returned while I was watching that part

    • @asrieldreemurr1988
      @asrieldreemurr1988 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@edcellwarrior same

  • @freakfoxvevo7915
    @freakfoxvevo7915 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    You can make an entire sub-series out of marketing disasters like this

  • @AbsolXGuardian
    @AbsolXGuardian ปีที่แล้ว +34

    The Hitman add having a drop down menu instead of a text box is so stupid. If you did a text box, IO could wipe its hands if someone sent something genuinely hurtful. You could list as your reason "Hi, I hope this doesn't freak you out to much, I just wanted to see what would happen" or you could reference lighthearted beef you had with your friends "For always beating me in Mario Kart" or "that time he stole my cookie".
    Why is it always London weird marketing campaigns happen in? This wasn't a bad marketing campaign, but for the release of the Empire Strikes Back, stormtroopers were "released" onto London to take photos with citizens and hand out Empire Day merch- on the actual obscure holiday of Empire Day/Commonwealth Day. Although I feel like anyone who'd be offended by such a blatant comparison between the Galactic Empire and the British Empire would have already been by the accents of the Imperials.

  • @kingofsnacks8566
    @kingofsnacks8566 ปีที่แล้ว +458

    You forgot the worst ad campaign of them all. Earthbound, a incredible masterpiece of a game, was marketed with 90s gross out humor.
    The slogan was “Because this game stinks”
    I AM NOT KIDDING RIGHT NOW.
    Earthbound is a legendary masterpiece, and the marketing… oh god… it sold 75,000 copies only. NINTENDO SPENT SO MUCH MONEY ON DEVELOPING THAT GAME, IT WAS VERY, VERY POPULAR IN JAPAN, AND… THE MARKETING KILLED THE GAME IN AN INSTANT.
    Just like That.

    • @gabrielneri2820
      @gabrielneri2820 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      the marketing team probably saw that one boss that burped alot, remembered that Ren and Stimpy was popular at the time and decided to sell the game on just that lol

    • @bee-zeesoul1018
      @bee-zeesoul1018 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Yeah, somehow, I don’t think inadvertently lying about the quality of your game holds a candle to OPENING A F***ING FAKE HUMAN BUTCHER SHOP.

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wasn't there like, gross scratch and sniff stickers too?

    • @kingofsnacks8566
      @kingofsnacks8566 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@bee-zeesoul1018 probably true

    • @kingofsnacks8566
      @kingofsnacks8566 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@genericname2747 yes, they were absolutely putrid. almost as putrid as the games marketing .

  • @daleketchup7434
    @daleketchup7434 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    You should also do Activision. To promote one of their call of duty games, they made a fake news outlet about a terrorist attack! It looked so realistic that other news outlets started talking about it. It got so out of hand that when the FBI went to defuse the bomb, they found something stranger, no! Even dumber than a bomb! A new Call of Duty game! The big problem is that the whole bomb threat has NOTHING to do with the plot of that game! There is no bomb threat mission let alone an entire plot revolving around a bomb threat!

    • @Herobrine100x
      @Herobrine100x ปีที่แล้ว +9

      What are we playing, Call of Duty or Counter-Strike?

  • @maverickhunterstupidiocy7779
    @maverickhunterstupidiocy7779 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Shoutout goes to COD Black Ops 3 for tweeting a false terrorist attack and playing it up like it was a real thing.
    It also had pretty much nothing to do with BO3's plot from what I know of.
    And people wonder why we all hate activision.

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      EVERY SINGLE CHILDRENS HOSPITAL JUST BLEW UP, OH MY GOD THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!! EVERY SINGLE ANIMAL SHELTER JUST BLEW UP AS WELL!! OH NO!!
      Just kidding buy my video games please :)

  • @justcallmeleonardo
    @justcallmeleonardo ปีที่แล้ว +59

    The John Romero one wasn't an ad. It was a promise

  • @ClanCrusher
    @ClanCrusher ปีที่แล้ว +54

    The secondhand embarrassment I got from watching some of these advertisement campaigns unfold still occupies a place in the back of my mind to this day.

  • @ShadowKnux372
    @ShadowKnux372 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    This does a good job of reinforcing that ARGs and especially contest-based advertisements are a very tricky, if not outright bad, idea. There's a marked difference between a memorable campaign and a gimmicky one, as some of the later examples here show.

    • @bigmclargehuge8219
      @bigmclargehuge8219 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Tricky, sure, outright bad? Absolutely not. ARG's can be incredible marketing tools.

    • @arthurpietrogarcia1057
      @arthurpietrogarcia1057 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@bigmclargehuge8219 yeah the Portal 2 arg where if fans solved it they would release the game earlier is the one that comes to mind.

    • @NoahDaArk
      @NoahDaArk ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@arthurpietrogarcia1057 Three words:
      I.
      Love.
      Bees.

  • @shilohmagic7173
    @shilohmagic7173 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Greed... then Wrath...
    *oh no I hope it doesn't make it to lust*
    [several minutes later] "aw, heck."

    • @noahjohnston9958
      @noahjohnston9958 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Makes me wonder and possibly shudder what they could've done for Envy and Pride...

  • @peucoman
    @peucoman ปีที่แล้ว +37

    the moment EA started rolling the Sin list on Dante's inferno, I was nervous for when they would inevitably get to Lust. Greed and Wrath were fine, and you could argue the picketers were meant to be Pride...but jesus fuck I was dreading that they'd go there, and sure enough, Sin to Win

  • @logans.7932
    @logans.7932 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    EA lost when they underestimated how sexist a fan of theirs in the early 2000’s could be. That Comic-Con stunt could have instead set up a booth where you could pay $10 to get kicked in the nuts by a woman in softcore porn outfit and would have made $20k

    • @calemr
      @calemr ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I mean, that kin'a treatment is usually a Lot more expensive than 10 bucks.

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sin To Win could've been about people showing off babies. Babies are proof that somebody did an adult thing

  • @ultimapower6950
    @ultimapower6950 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Here lies Acclam
    1980-2008
    There’s a poster of shadowman 2 in the middle of the tombstone

  • @casual_villain
    @casual_villain ปีที่แล้ว +20

    As a Christian myself, I’ve always HATED the whole “Christians hate and protest against everything that’s fun!” Cliche! I may love Jesus but I also love Doom and Duke!

    • @Rikken552
      @Rikken552 ปีที่แล้ว

      Christians get falsely stereotyped a lot these days...

    • @knightmareza9478
      @knightmareza9478 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Same. Though i see where the stereotype comes from. The obsessive need of some people to be moral busy bodies is everywhere not just with christians, but oh boi do some christians just not have anything else to do but protest as if their ticket to heaven hangs entirely on how outraged they are about what they find morally objectionable

  • @the_godbodor7026
    @the_godbodor7026 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I’m glad Fallout never tried a marketing campaign that “ties into the themes of the game”

    • @DeltaOdyssey
      @DeltaOdyssey ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Imagine hearing a missile alarm and then 10 seconds later you hear Todd Howard apologizing for freaking everyone out before announcing Fallout 77.

    • @cyanidenightshade
      @cyanidenightshade 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I hate ads but the wanderer ad kind of fucks

  • @AshyMuted
    @AshyMuted ปีที่แล้ว +37

    The Mike and Melissa joke nearly made me choke.

  • @bakuhaku7413
    @bakuhaku7413 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I'm just trying to sleep and then my favorite man barges in

  • @Excabulous
    @Excabulous ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Wake up babe a new bumbles mcfumbles video just dropped

    • @beardizz
      @beardizz ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No

    • @deninogamingmc4534
      @deninogamingmc4534 ปีที่แล้ว

      ....Yes dad

    • @epicfail7874
      @epicfail7874 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@deninogamingmc4534 Hey now his name is Dadberg show some respect will you?

  • @comfyghost
    @comfyghost ปีที่แล้ว +13

    so a thing about capcom showing of (fake) dead bodies in london to promote resident evil, they aren't the only ones to do that, as in specifically in london. sega also spread severed limbs around the streets of the city (even that's the same as capcom) to promote mad world, only this time the limbs were holding copies of the game and they had people watching the parts both ensuring that nobody stole any of them, but also making sure nobody freaked out to hard, also it wasn't a competition.

  • @jvts8916
    @jvts8916 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Bethesdaland. A theme park meant to serve as a replacement for an E3 presentation that didn't have the most interesting lineup, let alone attractions. It was also scorching hot, which kind of kills the mood.

    • @appelofdoom8211
      @appelofdoom8211 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Honestly there are so many utter failures in video game marketing from E3 humiliations to old school things like American earthbound ads proudly proclaiming it stunk.

  • @gremlinman9724
    @gremlinman9724 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    i didn't even know resident evil 6 existed. i thought it went 1, 2, 3, 4, 7, 8.

    • @bumblesmcfumbles
      @bumblesmcfumbles  ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The correct play order is 1, 2, 3, Veronica, 1, 0, 4, 5, 6, 2, 3, 8, 4

  • @michaelnelson1127
    @michaelnelson1127 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    “Glad it didn’t come with his ears, either, or I’d reconsider!” -The last thing I heard (repeatedly) before dying of laughter.

  • @megadizzy9320
    @megadizzy9320 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    I wish I could come up with something more constructive, but I think this may be one of the best and most entertaining episodes you'v ever made

  • @MagicalGirlFia
    @MagicalGirlFia ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Never heard of the “No Hope Left” campaign but holy hell it actually sounds really interesting. If I’m going to be honest I’d watch an entire video on it if there’s enough content to make into one hint hint wink wink

  • @RegalRoyalWasTaken
    @RegalRoyalWasTaken ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "EA = electronic anti-christ"
    In fairness, they weren't wrong.

  • @swagzagoon2596
    @swagzagoon2596 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Bold of you to not talk about the infamous playstation magazine nightmare that was "Rate your Mate"

    • @bumblesmcfumbles
      @bumblesmcfumbles  ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I need stuff to make a sequel

    • @michaelnelson1127
      @michaelnelson1127 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@bumblesmcfumbles Oh, that’s why you didn’t mention the 9th Least Mighty.

    • @swagzagoon2596
      @swagzagoon2596 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Grima the Fell Dragon Basically unlike other sleezy gaming magazines that disguised themselves with hot women with video games on top. Rate your Mate is exactly what it says it is, it was literally just a part of the late original playstation magazines where you could rate images of women from 1 to 10, and these weren't just models or anything in cosplay oh no these were real people shamefully plastering themselves on the magazine.

  • @fink_rat
    @fink_rat ปีที่แล้ว +7

    They could have followed up the fumbled "sin of lust" by replacing the drawback with the same warnings they gave for greed and wrath

  • @E3kHatena
    @E3kHatena ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Please sell “John Romero is about to make you his friend” posters, that edit is golden.

  • @KennyFrierson
    @KennyFrierson ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I hate adverts.
    I love videos about adverts

  • @brazenduke8164
    @brazenduke8164 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The resident evil 5 ad could of been much worse. Instead of not getting all the fake body parts back, they could’ve gotten one too many.

    • @PlayerZeroStart
      @PlayerZeroStart ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I honestly thought that was what he was about to say.

    • @kashsmith6181
      @kashsmith6181 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Reminds me of that time the old show "The 6 Million Dollar Man" filmed an episode in an old theme park. Only then did they discover that one of the wax bodies in the haunted house was actually a real dead body covered in wax.

    • @PlayerZeroStart
      @PlayerZeroStart ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kashsmith6181 "Ugh, lousy stiff. Wait a minute, that's curious. This mannequin's got human flesh and bone inside of it. Wait a minute... uh oh, uh oh, *uh oh"*

  • @felixdaniels37
    @felixdaniels37 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I'm honestly shocked how Sony didn't get much of a mention. Their advertising was absolutely ABYSMAL during the PS3 and PSP era, and was probably part of the reason the PS3 struggled throughout most of its lifespan.

    • @PlayerZeroStart
      @PlayerZeroStart ปีที่แล้ว +9

      As someone who grew up on Playstation, I'll always find it funny the only reason that the PS3 even survived was because of the 360's red ring of death. Imagine making such a catastrophic failure that the ONLY reason you didn't rot in the deepest recesses of people's minds was because your direct competitor made an even MORE catastrophic failure.

    • @StormyStars64
      @StormyStars64 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "It's like a nut you can play with outside"

    • @CassiDS
      @CassiDS ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@PlayerZeroStart And even then, once the PS3 and the Xbox 360 got a more attractive revision and a revision that actually worked, respectively, the PS3 got more games worth a damn and Microsoft started shifting focus toward the Kinect, thus shifting the odds in Sony's favor.

    • @skibot9974
      @skibot9974 ปีที่แล้ว

      Remember the PSP white billboard?

  • @entothechesnautknight1762
    @entothechesnautknight1762 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Fire emblem's had some *weird* ads before awakening came around and they decided to actually try, but by far and away one of them is easily a contender for "worst game and ever", the American live action ad for Fire Emblem Rekka no Ken (which has no subtitle in the west. Ya know, to be confusing, so we have to call it Fire Emblem 7).
    Most bad game ads just tell you nothing about the game or vaguely point you in the wrong direction, usually because they're made by non-gamers who are working with at most 2 minutes of provided footage and 2 sentences of summary.
    But the fire emblem ad is *something else*. Aside from the hammy acting, the most hilarious name mispronouncing they could have possibly chosen, and the hilariously bad costuming, the plot of the ad is that one character Killed their friend and ally Dorcas (or, as they say, Dork-Ass), and then everyone else laughs about it. And it ends with the tagline "Build an army. Trust no one. Fire Emblem."
    Which.
    Just.
    Not only is "trust no one" *literally antithetical* to fire emblem as a series, but more so then any other entry, Fire Emblem 7 is *ABOUT TRUSTING STRANGERS.*
    Deadass, there are more enemy units you recruit in this game then any other, more times allies come in to help you then any other, more times that the enemies lose BECAUSE they betrayed their allies then any other, hell, Legalt, Nino and Jaffar "betraying" the black fang to save it from the inner corruption of Sonia and Nergal is *literally* a major plot point of the whole game, as is how Zepheal's *mistrust* of the world and his allies lead to him becoming the main villian of FE6. (oh yea, this is a prequel, and also FE6 never came to the west. Translation everybody!)
    Time and time and time again in THIS GAME SPECIFICALLY is trust reinforced as a good thing. Is betrayal reinforced as horrible and bad. Hell, units becoming better friends is **"literally a game mechanic*** that makes them ***better at fighting***.
    The ad is so antithetical to the very core concept of the game itself that it's downright hilarious.
    Like, if it was used for ANY other fire emblem, maybe, MAYBE it could be merely *inappropriate.* Maybe if it was used for any other fire emblem, you could somehow find some minor justification for how the tagline got that mangled.
    But it's literally the ad for *the most trust based fire emblem story.*
    Also isn't two considered far worse than absolution?

  • @esperanzatyrant142
    @esperanzatyrant142 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    shocked you didn't mention the "THIS GAME STINKS" Ad that might of singlehandedly make earthbound fail in the west

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      At least Earthbound got popular because of word of mouth.

    • @sablonanime650
      @sablonanime650 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Well heres the thing, the 90s were all about gross out humor so it was the best way to market the game to western audiences.

  • @darienb1127
    @darienb1127 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I had no idea John Romero didn't make the Big Sword ad. I feel a little bad, but I also find it ironically funny that Romero, the guy known for having an ego was like: "Okay, now don't go too offensive with the ads please. I want this game to sell well." And then the marketing team just kind of slapped him with one of the worst ads they could have made.

  • @DemiIsNotHere
    @DemiIsNotHere ปีที่แล้ว +9

    That first game boy ad actually killed me.

    • @sonters
      @sonters ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Rest in peace

  • @the_godbodor7026
    @the_godbodor7026 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    To be honest, the RE 5 and 6 ads are extremely funny in hindsight, especially thinking about the implications

  • @OhtheHughmanity
    @OhtheHughmanity ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I think what annoys me more about the Human Meat thing… is that WESKER IS ALREADY DEAD

    • @patrickphelan279
      @patrickphelan279 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wait, no, I get it. It's to advertise that one insufferable character. Wesker AND SON, et cetera.
      ...Still terrible, but not as pointless.

  • @mx.e2176
    @mx.e2176 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hellblade 2 had one of the worst ads I’ve ever seen, love how they wanted to just show walking for 4 minutes and throwing spears for 2

  • @genericname2747
    @genericname2747 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    the Play Duke Nukem Or You Like Men ad made me attracted to men.

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Grima the Fell Dragon I mean, look at Duke Nukem.
      Dude's BUFF and COOL

  • @promienodrzutowysamuel790
    @promienodrzutowysamuel790 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The paper mario printed ad is the second funniest thing I've seen today, right before this video

  • @oragethefurrykiller9194
    @oragethefurrykiller9194 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Imagine being named Turok then dying and getting Shadow Man on your grave

  • @genemelendez8157
    @genemelendez8157 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Oh god, I could have gone the rest of my life without remembering Mike and Melissa.
    Thanks Bumbles /s

  • @sablonanime650
    @sablonanime650 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The tombstone ad thing sounds dystopian

  • @crittermoded
    @crittermoded ปีที่แล้ว +8

    i think it wouldve been good to mention how the last part of the dante's inferno marketing was extremely misogynistic and objectifying, but im assuming that this aspect was just meant to be self-evident. even then, doesnt hurt to mention it

  • @surprisedlobsta8543
    @surprisedlobsta8543 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Fun fact: John Romero and his new company, Romero Games have announced that they're making a new FPS recently

  • @criticaloma5842
    @criticaloma5842 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This man needs over 100k subs, the quality of these videos and their length is really impressive

  • @GooberInternet
    @GooberInternet ปีที่แล้ว +6

    3:46
    This ad confirms Sonic (and by proxy all mobians) can piss without a dick...
    I've lost my faith in humanity.

    • @GooberInternet
      @GooberInternet ปีที่แล้ว

      @Grima the Fell Dragon No no. I have. This just pushed me over the edge. That's That's.
      Edit: autocorrects a bitch but I ain't fixin it it's too haha funny

    • @somesadnormie5881
      @somesadnormie5881 หลายเดือนก่อน

      To be fair though, if you wanna know something about hedgehogs...

  • @dannylopez5976
    @dannylopez5976 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    15:33 As opposed to having human corpses yes, yes it helps immensely.

  • @Your_Native_Mothman
    @Your_Native_Mothman ปีที่แล้ว

    Great video! The shadow man ad is the only I had heard of before

  • @ShimmeringSpectrum
    @ShimmeringSpectrum ปีที่แล้ว +10

    At 23:43 did you have to resist the urge to say they Bumbled and McFumbled their marketing campaign?

  • @lucamonticelli267
    @lucamonticelli267 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I found it funny at 0:52 that Sega commercials in Italy needed to change the pronunciation In "Seega" since the world Sega is the euphemism for masturbation

  • @milliondollarmistake
    @milliondollarmistake ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The Hitman nun ad is still great I will die on this hill. It might not make too much sense but whatever, it's badass.

  • @ChaseMC215
    @ChaseMC215 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Naming your baby Turok is like naming your baby Dovahkiin. Which is what did happen, because Bethesda was doing a campaign where if a parent gives birth to a child with the Dovahkiin name on 11/11/11 (Skyrim's release date), they would get all of Bethesda's past, present, and future games free. And that is exactly what happened that day when a mother gave birth to a kid and giving the boy the name of Dovahkiin.

  • @half-faust
    @half-faust ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I am kinda confused as to why so many of these happened in the UK.

  • @icantthinkofagoodname.3983
    @icantthinkofagoodname.3983 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I’m surprised the 9/11 Microsoft Flight Sim ad wasn’t brought up, or the Bomberman one where he blew up New York.

  • @MissAshley42
    @MissAshley42 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "You can't even play video games on paper!"
    Well, not with that attitude!

  • @kirbystar7474
    @kirbystar7474 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The Ea gas situation was similar to how people we’re heading to a grocery store to get free groceries when the store announced mrbeast was gonna pay for others groceries even though he asked them not to

  • @leonlegend
    @leonlegend ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Hey, I just want to say I played No More Heroes for the 1st time on the Switch 2 days ago & found out that your transitions originate from there. So I'm always going to affiliate that game with you.

  • @tootsie_
    @tootsie_ ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Man Bumbles, this video is pretty great but do you know what would make it better? More apes. Especially the Kongs.

  • @brayburell6814
    @brayburell6814 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    What about ranking the Mario Odyssey kingdoms as tourist destinations. All of them even have brochures in the map!

    • @appelofdoom8211
      @appelofdoom8211 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      those brochures confirm that the mushroom kingdom canonically has tourism as a major industry so that's an easy top tier.

  • @j4nk3n
    @j4nk3n ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What's amazing is groups of people thought long and hard on these ideas and the people with the money signed off on them!

  • @bageltime8983
    @bageltime8983 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Acclaim sure did make a "grave" mistake.

  • @NsEndandFriends
    @NsEndandFriends ปีที่แล้ว +5

    So no PSP black/white ad? That was pretty awful.

    • @patrickphelan279
      @patrickphelan279 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'd forgotten that one, and when you mentioned it, it all sprang back to mind in sudden, horrifying presence.

  • @predeterminedmeat5024
    @predeterminedmeat5024 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That 51 in the thumbnail is reminding me of video game creator. I think he made a game called "more heron't"

  • @promienodrzutowysamuel790
    @promienodrzutowysamuel790 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I wouldn't smash the box, I would just keep it and have Never Gonna Give you Up as my background music

  • @_antisocialmedia6377
    @_antisocialmedia6377 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I know it's been beaten to death but I was still hoping you would tear into Mighty No. 9

  • @gabrielneri2820
    @gabrielneri2820 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    i wonder if any of the "Turok babys" actually decided to keep their names...

  • @mastermanchief21
    @mastermanchief21 ปีที่แล้ว

    Woah wasn’t expecting to run into Tour Guide from the Underworld here

  • @warrockenjoyer2170
    @warrockenjoyer2170 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The Forespoken line aged great

  • @TitaRussellTrails
    @TitaRussellTrails ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The Dante’s inferno ad could’ve been so much better if lust just had people get blasted by giant fans

  • @venymstyng6136
    @venymstyng6136 ปีที่แล้ว

    You earned a sub with the aggressively white line in the into 🤣

  • @commonviewer2488
    @commonviewer2488 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That last one really felt like a Nathan Fielder bit

  • @endruv_2287
    @endruv_2287 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'll give the Hitman ad one thing- they didn't allow the users to write whatever they wanted as the reason to kill someone.

  • @mightymanatee5342
    @mightymanatee5342 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Another terrible print add that sticks out in my mind is the only advertisement I know of for The Legend of Legaia on PS1. To those who don't know Legaia is a turn-based JRPG with colorful graphics, interesting characters and a unique battle system... the add made it look like a Silent Hill clone.

  • @StarkMaximum
    @StarkMaximum ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm sorry, I'm sure all the stuff you're talking about is super important and really engaging, but at 23:06 is that Satan taking the form of a Nintendo-ass "Head and two big fists" Bongo-Bongo-ass boss while Dante fights him by JUMP-CANCELING CRUCIFIX BEAMS AT HIM?
    If I didn't know this game sucked, I'd think it kicked ass!

  • @Maleketh42
    @Maleketh42 ปีที่แล้ว

    Holy cats, a Marlowe Briggs reference. Never thought I'd see the day.

  • @dr.archaeopteryx5512
    @dr.archaeopteryx5512 ปีที่แล้ว

    This video made me cry like an anime fan on prom night

  • @LendriMujina
    @LendriMujina ปีที่แล้ว

    My great⁹-grandchildren checking a lineage site: "...why does my ancestor's tombstone say that something will be released 200 years ago?"

  • @innoc4063
    @innoc4063 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    resident evil 6 giraffe bj messes me up every time

  • @InzidenzPanik
    @InzidenzPanik หลายเดือนก่อน

    “Don’t SEGAY”-Nintendo of Florida Inc.

  • @maxaurdunpow7313
    @maxaurdunpow7313 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    love the content

  • @katieg1071
    @katieg1071 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Okay, I'm not even done watching the video, but
    GBA, second best thing to do in the dark? THE FIRST ONE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE A BACKLIGHT! YOU'RE NOT SEEING *SHIT* WITHOUT A LAMP 3 INCHES FROM YOUR FACE

  • @michaelnelson1127
    @michaelnelson1127 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Awesome video, Bumbles. I’m not sure if video request comments fly well anymore, but after rewatching your Flash Games to Full Release video, I thought maybe you could make a video reminiscing on your favorite flash games?

  • @rktnate14
    @rktnate14 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I will not tolerate such slander against the game Mini Ninjas! That game was fun dammit.

  • @bakuhaku7413
    @bakuhaku7413 ปีที่แล้ว

    Can't wait for the Mike & Melissa reanimated

  • @lordsceptile6181
    @lordsceptile6181 ปีที่แล้ว

    I don’t know if it’s real or not but the Devil May Cry ad that called Dante “half human, half demon, pure virgin” is always funny to me

  • @bigmclargehuge8219
    @bigmclargehuge8219 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Nobodies asking for a new Mercenaries game" uh.. I am. :( Mercenaries 2 is hella fun, I'd love a reboot.