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Accurate and informative. Weeds out people who don’t want to watch that particular kind of video, but instantly increases the odds of endearing them to those of us who do, lol.
Hey Jordan, I've been a Breeder since the before times, when we were on the crack, and I just have to say your content is such a pleasure to watch, and that I find your style more entertaining because of the change in formula. It does indeed trigger a happy feeling of "Oh my god yes 3+ hours of movies with this dude that I connect with easily from a storytelling, and comedic perspective" where many long formed videos give me the "oh god no, please no" Long story short, I love you. I love your content. I hope you know you've made a wonderful decision, and will foster a genuinely appreciative community. Good day, sir.
CHANGE NOTHING, your channel is your channel, they do not like it, then they watch something else, your humor of course will not land every time, but it would be weird if it did, on a side note you ROCK !!
@@Drjordanbreedinghey i hear ya, and you did strike a cord with me about how the minutes watched ect.. i make AMVs and when i get 30,000 minutes watched in a month on 3min videos i did good right? it is a whole dark deep confusing mess, however ponder this you have 14k subs but you content gets over 100k views consistantly ummm that is a good thing, i know i can be overly positive at times as i tend to comment on every video you make, but, i am no troll, and i have a very good idea of how much you and you team put into your work, so you do you, and we on the other side of the screen will be hear to watch and enjoy ps i do watch other peoples videos on youtube too lol
Honestly, I love the extra-long videos. I have terrible insomnia and will end up awake throughout the entire night. Those videos always help me get through those nights with my sanity.
I love your videos. Because I hate you too, and seeing you get locked in places while you explain some of my favorite movies, while obviously being hilarious to appease your captor, is one of the pure joys in my life. In fact, I can't wait until the next time you get abducted and explain a movie franchise for, hopefully, longer than an hour, because those are my favorite. Jordan suffers so much in those.
I can say for me it works exactly as intended, I love that I don’t have to know or even like the movies you’re covering to have a great time with the videos. Very cool to see how the behind the scenes analytics work
Your jokes are too frequent … HAHAHA! Balderdash! That is heaps part of the charm and watchability. You guys nail it with the jokes, and the editing, and the editing jokes all the time! I can’t always watch the long vids in one sitting (because of time chunk availability), but I always watch them and I always look forward to them. Yay!
I'm honestly here for the comedy and chaos of the videos, if I want to actually refresh myself on the timeline of a franchise or if I'm looking for actual observations, I would go to the likes of Deadmeat or CZsWorld. I love the videos for what they are and they are a great thing for me to have on in the background while I game. I've also fallen asleep to the Scream, SAW and Final Destination videos one too many times.
okay wow i do the same thing i turn down the Game sound and Trun Up Dr Jordan, i play Halo while he talks Sharknado, i may not be watching but i burst out into laughter in the middle of game and my team wonders why. so cool
As a bottom of the funnel viewer i can confirm that after watching a video of yours i got immediately hooked and started working my way backwards through your other stuff and even through your stuff on cracked which i hadn't seen before.
Honestly, I love the stream-of-consciousness way you do your long-form videos - it's why I watch them! The chaos and jokes (and abs) are why I love watching them - I've seen most of these films before and I like your takes/descriptions of them. I've followed you here from the crack times and am incredibly pleased I came with you - keep doing you dude, you're the best.
I'm always super interested in all the behind the scenes stuff for... well pretty much anything, so I really appreciated this video explaining your thought processes! I also find it interesting that, despite them being probably the longest videos of any of the channels I am subbed to, I am much more likely to go back and rewatch yours for reasons I cannot fully comprehend. They sort of fill that same space as watching your favourite sitcom for the 20th time, I can stick on your Scream video when nothing else is grabbing my attention and happily chill and watch it again!
Like many other have said, I love the extra long videos! I love getting a notification from this channel or the Patreon and finding out it's 3 hours of your wonderfully stupid video time. It gives me a special kind of joy that, honestly, very few content creators give me. It's always a fun time. Thank you for that, honestly. Also, 100% here for future unnecessarly difficult and/or stupid ideas. Can't wait!
im very happy to be the 1/3rd that watches the whole video, twice. i enjoy the way your videos are jordan (if thats your real name) keep up the good work.
I was happy when you popped up and revived cracked. It was different of course. But that's cuz ur ur own person. I like the idea of the long vids that feel like stream of consciousness boiled into coffee.
I love you and I hope you don't die until after me, cuz my life would suck without you in it. I appreciate all your hard work on these crazy long videos. I'm disabled and bedridden and every time I see you've released a new video, I'm happy that day! Thank you for not letting the dipshits at Cracked ruin your creativity or break you down. You're up there in the rank of DOB, Soren, and Swaim in my heart.
Man, I've been a fan since your debut in the cracked relaunch. These long videos have been great for me, especially at work when I'm just listening to it while doing my job. Even if I have never seen the series like sharknado, I'll happily watch it over and over for the jokes. And for the jokes being so quick that I may miss some, it gives me a reason to go back to rewatch it. I'll find something I missed and burst out laughing. Keep up the good work.
Oh Jordan you son of a goat herder. That ending was great! I was wondering if you were actually gonna swipe it. Fuck man your the most integrated, accessible and engaging creator I’ve seen in probably a decade. Love it man. ❤
my man's just going by anime naming conventions, leave him alone. he's gotta finish "my little explanation of the entire jaws franchise can't be this cute in another world and also i'm a demon frog for some reason".
I really appreciate how much thought you've put into all of this. What you are doing is working; I love your creative voice and I can definitely see how you can ensnare us in the bottom of your funnel to drain us of our algorithmic juices and nutrients for long-term rewards. Thank you for all you do.
I always try to be as mean as possible, because I need to feel like I'm helping content creators stay humble. Also I'm INCREDIBLY jealous, and I don't have the faculties to yeild useful introspection. As always, great video!
WTF. It's 3am and I'm literally in the middle of writing this book, and this was my momentary diversion... This is unbelievably weird to experience. Jordan: I'm writing the book to make the things! I'm very glad you are forcing me to write faster. You are beloved and awesome. -Brian
"hey jordan why don't you consider changing everything about what makes your videos stupendous so the videos wont be as stupendous" (Please never stop being you and making what you want)
Im literally going to show my boyfriend your video about Saw so he can go into X with as much information as I have and that’s all we need! Im not trying to see the Saw franchise Im trying to show him who John is before we see a John movie.
@Drjordanbreeding just finished watching it, and let me tell you.....HOW DARE YOU TAILOR YOUR CONTENT TO YOUR ESTABLISHED AUDIENCE AND NOT COMPROMISE TO HAVE MORE MASS APPEAL! Seriously though man, as someone who viewed your content on your cracked debut and have been relatively following you since, Bravo!!! 👏
Oh it's totally fine. As long as you get to it eventually, that helps (but also, like, nothing is riding on YOU'RE viewership! Just watch when you can/as you want!)
I'm quite pleased to have been sucked (in) by you Jordan. Your videos are great, and your channel is one of the few I actively look forward to seeing a new upload from.
Your video titles being long and wordy are exactly why i watched your videos in the first place. Your JPM and ramblings are why i keep watching your videos. Hell, i put them on to fall asleep to sometimes because theyre a great background to my dreams.
I have really bad adhd, and when theres like a playlist with a bunch of videos in it, I'm very likely to forget where I am in the series and end up losing interest because I'm constantly searching for the place I was last up to. With the long videos, its so so much easier to just click on the video again and it'll immediately take me right back to where I was. Also due to my constant zoning out, I find myself rewatching your videos like, over and over and over so I don't miss any of the many MANY jokes and cutaways! Its like, the perfect format imho
Well atleast now I understand why I'm stuck at the bottom of the whirlpool with random quips from your videos popping up in my head throughout the days.
i dont usually comment on videos but i wanted to just say that i absolutely love your videos! i get so excited for whenever you post a new franchise one & i watch them from beginning to end CONSTANTLY. its niche video content for sure but you definitely got a big fan out of me who will always come back to rewatch them!
I rarely watch all 3 hours in one sitting but I love them in their entirety. The joke inserts are wonderful surprises when I see them (I usually listen/watch while playing video games).
also the fact you’re videos are listenable, long, and entertaining means i can listen while doing chores and stuff. i’ve watched all your videos at least 10 times and i started by putting them on while playing civ 5
Jordan, I really hope you keep making these videos for as long as you want and hopefully many years. You are very funny and insightful and I'm glad I found you and your channel!
Honestly, love the style. It's very fun and sets you apart in an increasingly crowded marketplace full of people trying to make cram videos and retrospectives, reviews, nostalgia dumps, and of course, overly pedantic video essays that go so far up their own asshole that after watching 10,000 hours you are officially a proctologist and you can print out your TH-cam degree.
The title of your Friday the 13th video on my suggestions is what got me wanting to watch your videos. I didn't even see how long it was before I started watching it and when I did, I didn't really care. I loved it. I genuinely enjoy your videos, despite typically only liking videos no longer than twenty minutes. I've watched all of your videos so far, and I haven't even watched most of the movies in some of them.
I for one really appreciate the long form video format and appreciate what you are doing. I've watched all your videos start to finish multiple times. You keep doing you!
There are a few TH-camrs I watch whenever they put out a video even when they are well over an hour long, like hbomberguy or foldingideas. Don't change the format, I think it works well and I look forward to seeing more of what you do
Your art was the reasons I resubscribed to Cracked in the first place and your departure was why I left lol. Your style is good good fun and unique. Good work!
@@Drjordanbreeding Oh, I just meant in the sense of your long titles for your videos. Cause they have long titles for their songs....it was a bad joke, I know. But I swear I'll make up for it in support.
I often rewatch the long videos in the background while I'm working, and it's good to know that even if i don't finish the whole thing each time, it's still helpful to watch half of it. Also, love the Calvin and Hobbes in the background 😊
I loved you bringing back cracked. I LOVE (and miss) your brand of your brain of crack. However, your every freaking movie series is simply my creme de la creme. Your content is so vital to my drives that I throw you a gallon of gas worth of money every month to keep up the good work. I very much appreciate what you do and your take on subjects.
I love your videos, and I hope TH-cam can tell I’ve rewatched them MANY times. That’s what I love about it being long-it takes a few watches to get all the bits. ❤
I love your videos and I often binge watch your videos while I'm at work overnight. Your style is definitely unique and extremely entertaining plus I really love all the dumb digs at poor Dave for no reason.
Sure I can watch summaries anywhere, but with you I get a summation of dumb shit in these movies along with jokes and a metaplot framework. I really enjoy your work!
I LOVE and re-watch your videos, even the insanely long-ass and deeply batshit crazy videos covering entire franchises! Often, I put them on when I cannot sleep at midnight... and then, find myself even less likely to go to sleep as I hear something funny I hadn't heard the first go round. Sooooo, anyone attempting to demand coherency or brevity or adherence to linear narratives can go drink a bunch of coconut red bull and then run in circles until they pass out and get sunburned!! But for me: never change Jordan. Never Change. Also, I've always loved Cracked as a channel going back to the Age Of O'Brien and those café sketches. AND I asked Jordan a question like a couple years ago and he answered directly and specifically, so I'm freakin sold on new Cracked for life too!! And FYI: unless I have multiple personalities and I'm an ageless vampire, I'm Not Jordan's mom or any other family member. I'm just a nerdy, millennial, Blackademic mom. PS: just realized you are not in fact with Cracked anymore... this explains both your comment "When I was at Cracked..." and explains why I don't get recommended vids from Cracked anymore since the almighty algorithm knows that I really only watched your vids and the Roger vids of new stuff. Lots of rewatching Afterhours! I am So happy you are still making content, happy the 3rd baby came out ok, and when I am working and no longer a deeply impoverished phd student with 2 little girls, I will join and contribute to your patreon!
That is exact thing happened to me with your content. I think TH-cam recommended one of your videos and I loved it so much that I subscribed and spent the next couple of days watching all of the videos on the channel. The humor is right up my alley and I am excited for every new upload. No matter the title, no matter how long it is. I watched all of that godforsaken Sharknado video and although I can not stand that franchise, your jokes and delivery made me stay.
Keep on doing your thing! The videos are great! You've definitely joined Cody Johnston, Robert Evans, and the rest of the Cracked Alum that weirdly make up most of my media consumption now!
There's a handful of creators I follow that have the same philosophy. I think of it like supporting a sports team- I want y'all to be successful, but it's mostly just about enjoying watching you perform what you're good at.
I dig immensely his long form videos and marathonish vids. I usually watch them multiple times, and sometimes, I run them in the background while I do something else because I don't have to mess with youtube while doing something else, and yet have something pleasant and entertaining running in the background. I could actually make bet that I've seen MOST of the "explain all..." videos more than three times each...
@@Drjordanbreeding I would imagine that would be very telling about the state of my home life, as I have the time to indulge this much. It's your vids, dog videos, and serial killer interrogations...
Stay strong dr.b! I personally enjoy your long from content. As a father myself the fact you have not gone nuts from lack of sleep impress me. Idea most likely a bad one do all the dungeon and dragon properties at some point.
Bro how am I now just discovering your channel? Loved everything you done on Cracked and got sad when i noticed you appearing in less stuff. Cant wait to binge all your videos on here, mate
@@Drjordanbreedingthanks for the welcome. I feel like I'm home. Btw love your videos and video styles and glad we get more of your thoughts process for making these.
I've been happy to support the channel on Patreon from the beginning and almost entirely because you are the pinnacle of what I wish movie TH-cam could be. You put so much creative effort into these videos and yeah theyre not always accurate or detailed summaries but they're the absolute best ones ive ever seen and the metaphraming is so entertaining especially your back and forth with Dave. I appreciate the look into your thought process and hope you keep going even though i cant imagine how you find the time.
Don't you dare change a f***ing thing about the format of these movie reviews/critiques/summaries, or I will take a dump on that expensive monitor there. Somehow. Possibly. Or maybe I'll just take one on my monitor. Take that, The Man!
@Drjordanbreeding That's IT! I just hacked and deleted your Uber Eats account--no delicious Wendy's hamburgers for your family tonight! HA HA! Okay, well, I actually deleted my own Uber Eats account, BUT THE POINT HAS BEEN MADE. Good day, sir!
@Drjordanbreeding In all seriousness, thanks for a million laughs, Jordan. In my opinion (and thousands of orher fans' opinions), you near-single-handedly resurrected Cracked and summoned Roger back from his realm. I'll never forget nearly passing out from laughter watching your "Fast and the Furious" recap.
I love your content as is. Never change. In fact. I want to work with you. Just to be a shield from the crap you get. Stay strong and keep pumping out those amazing videos
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To be clear, I don't think those comments are bad! I actually really appreciate constructive feedback like that! You all are the best!
No you are the best!!
@@soral94True story 🎉
@soral94 No, you.
your content is the most artistic and appropriate use of the BK Whopper jingle on the planet. Even better than actually being used to sell Whoppers.
Your onlyfans must be amazing
"They're stupid... stupid videos. But they're fun. I like them"
How I'm going to introduce this series to people going forward
It's pretty accurate haha
Accurate and informative. Weeds out people who don’t want to watch that particular kind of video, but instantly increases the odds of endearing them to those of us who do, lol.
Like the Turing test but for chaotic neutral movie lovers. The Breeding tesoh no wait no I'll workshop the name
@@acgeewhiz well thanks for saying that!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hey Jordan, I've been a Breeder since the before times, when we were on the crack, and I just have to say your content is such a pleasure to watch, and that I find your style more entertaining because of the change in formula. It does indeed trigger a happy feeling of "Oh my god yes 3+ hours of movies with this dude that I connect with easily from a storytelling, and comedic perspective" where many long formed videos give me the "oh god no, please no"
Long story short, I love you. I love your content. I hope you know you've made a wonderful decision, and will foster a genuinely appreciative community. Good day, sir.
Wow that's really kind of you to say! Thanks so much!
@@Drjordanbreeding btw congrats for getting off of crack XD
Absolutely loved this look behind your thought process. Your channel is an absolute gem of the internet. Seriously can't wait for the next video!
Thank you so much!! Terminator will be here before you know it haha
@@DrjordanbreedingI am excited for the Terminator video P.S.I think your video editor is the best out there… laser precise and great timing!!!
@@nicemuse1956 ha well the main editor is me, but I’ve got a lot of help!
CHANGE NOTHING, your channel is your channel, they do not like it, then they watch something else, your humor of course will not land every time, but it would be weird if it did, on a side note you ROCK !!
Haha I think I may have oversold the criticism thing. I'm not worried about that at all! I just wanted to talk about something interesting!
@@Drjordanbreedinghey i hear ya, and you did strike a cord with me about how the minutes watched ect.. i make AMVs and when i get 30,000 minutes watched in a month on 3min videos i did good right? it is a whole dark deep confusing mess, however ponder this you have 14k subs but you content gets over 100k views consistantly ummm that is a good thing,
i know i can be overly positive at times as i tend to comment on every video you make, but, i am no troll, and i have a very good idea of how much you and you team put into your work, so you do you, and we on the other side of the screen will be hear to watch and enjoy ps i do watch other peoples videos on youtube too lol
@@c-130turbo3 30,000 minutes watched is great! Hanging on a single channel for a long time is also good
@@Drjordanbreedingoh no worries, it was just an example,
Honestly, I love the extra-long videos. I have terrible insomnia and will end up awake throughout the entire night. Those videos always help me get through those nights with my sanity.
Well, I'm glad they're good for something!
@@Drjordanbreeding They definitely are. The "long story shortish" playlist always comes in handy
Omg same, that’s what I use them for 😂
Your videos are amazing Jordan. I hope the rudeness and critism doesn't get to you
They weren't being rude at all! I actually really appreciated it!
@Drjordanbreeding oh good I'm glad lol. I couldn't tell if the last piece was a joke or not (it being bad or you suck)
Keep up the good work dude!
I love your videos. Because I hate you too, and seeing you get locked in places while you explain some of my favorite movies, while obviously being hilarious to appease your captor, is one of the pure joys in my life. In fact, I can't wait until the next time you get abducted and explain a movie franchise for, hopefully, longer than an hour, because those are my favorite. Jordan suffers so much in those.
Haha well that’s goooooood
I can say for me it works exactly as intended, I love that I don’t have to know or even like the movies you’re covering to have a great time with the videos. Very cool to see how the behind the scenes analytics work
Great to hear!
Your jokes are too frequent … HAHAHA! Balderdash! That is heaps part of the charm and watchability. You guys nail it with the jokes, and the editing, and the editing jokes all the time! I can’t always watch the long vids in one sitting (because of time chunk availability), but I always watch them and I always look forward to them. Yay!
I'm honestly here for the comedy and chaos of the videos, if I want to actually refresh myself on the timeline of a franchise or if I'm looking for actual observations, I would go to the likes of Deadmeat or CZsWorld. I love the videos for what they are and they are a great thing for me to have on in the background while I game. I've also fallen asleep to the Scream, SAW and Final Destination videos one too many times.
That's perfect! Other people do other things very well.
okay wow i do the same thing i turn down the Game sound and Trun Up Dr Jordan, i play Halo while he talks Sharknado, i may not be watching but i burst out into laughter in the middle of game and my team wonders why. so cool
Thank you. My videos also suck.
(I’ve admired your work for years and didn’t realize you moved from cracked until recently)
Yep! Back in February!
As a bottom of the funnel viewer i can confirm that after watching a video of yours i got immediately hooked and started working my way backwards through your other stuff and even through your stuff on cracked which i hadn't seen before.
Oh awesome!
Your (long) video's are a great way to spend a lazy Sunday.
I sure hope so!
Honestly, I love the stream-of-consciousness way you do your long-form videos - it's why I watch them! The chaos and jokes (and abs) are why I love watching them - I've seen most of these films before and I like your takes/descriptions of them. I've followed you here from the crack times and am incredibly pleased I came with you - keep doing you dude, you're the best.
I'm glad you dig it!
I'm always super interested in all the behind the scenes stuff for... well pretty much anything, so I really appreciated this video explaining your thought processes! I also find it interesting that, despite them being probably the longest videos of any of the channels I am subbed to, I am much more likely to go back and rewatch yours for reasons I cannot fully comprehend. They sort of fill that same space as watching your favourite sitcom for the 20th time, I can stick on your Scream video when nothing else is grabbing my attention and happily chill and watch it again!
Yeah they’ve got something interesting to them that I find kind of endlessly rewatchable too!
Yes, yes, yes!! Agree completely - the almost inexplicable appeal, the returning to watch again, the longest form content I watch!
Like many other have said, I love the extra long videos! I love getting a notification from this channel or the Patreon and finding out it's 3 hours of your wonderfully stupid video time. It gives me a special kind of joy that, honestly, very few content creators give me. It's always a fun time. Thank you for that, honestly.
Also, 100% here for future unnecessarly difficult and/or stupid ideas. Can't wait!
Haha well I really, really appreciate you being here and giving me a chance!
In it for the long haul, DJB!
Heck yeah thank you!
im very happy to be the 1/3rd that watches the whole video, twice. i enjoy the way your videos are jordan (if thats your real name) keep up the good work.
Wow that's amazing! I appreciate that!
I was happy when you popped up and revived cracked. It was different of course. But that's cuz ur ur own person. I like the idea of the long vids that feel like stream of consciousness boiled into coffee.
Haha yeah that's a good way to describe them
Very informative, thanks for taking the time to explain some of the back-end voodoo of TH-cam!
Glad it was helpful!
I love you and I hope you don't die until after me, cuz my life would suck without you in it. I appreciate all your hard work on these crazy long videos. I'm disabled and bedridden and every time I see you've released a new video, I'm happy that day! Thank you for not letting the dipshits at Cracked ruin your creativity or break you down. You're up there in the rank of DOB, Soren, and Swaim in my heart.
I'm so sorry to hear that, but I'm also glad you like these stupid videos! I hope they're a welcome distraction from time to time
I truly don't know how/why you don't have more subs. Such quality content. Although you did miss a great "completion" joke @ 3:49
We’re pretty new! Just takes time
Man, I've been a fan since your debut in the cracked relaunch. These long videos have been great for me, especially at work when I'm just listening to it while doing my job. Even if I have never seen the series like sharknado, I'll happily watch it over and over for the jokes. And for the jokes being so quick that I may miss some, it gives me a reason to go back to rewatch it. I'll find something I missed and burst out laughing. Keep up the good work.
Well thanks so much for following me and my nonsense here!
Oh Jordan you son of a goat herder. That ending was great! I was wondering if you were actually gonna swipe it. Fuck man your the most integrated, accessible and engaging creator I’ve seen in probably a decade. Love it man. ❤
Hahaha thanks so much!
I am an actual fan who is excited for the next video. 🤘 Nothing constructive to add. Just sending positive vibes.
Awesome! Thank you!
Who needs to feed their children when instead you can keep feeding us this delicious, delicious art.
Yesssss gooooood
my man's just going by anime naming conventions, leave him alone. he's gotta finish "my little explanation of the entire jaws franchise can't be this cute in another world and also i'm a demon frog for some reason".
I'm actually not upset about it haha
I love your videos! I can't really watch them all at once but I do eventually finish them after three or four sessions
That's totally fine haha
I really appreciate how much thought you've put into all of this. What you are doing is working; I love your creative voice and I can definitely see how you can ensnare us in the bottom of your funnel to drain us of our algorithmic juices and nutrients for long-term rewards. Thank you for all you do.
There's no point doing it if I don't THINK about it at least a little bit haha
Absurd, yet catchy titles catch my interest...
You had me at "I get sucked into a beernado until I explain all 6 Sharknado films"!
That's a pretty classic title haha
Thank you for the answer I was looking for. I will now never come back.
NOoOOoOOOoooOOOOoOOOooooOOOOo
Your long titles are hilarious, just like the videos themselves. Keep up the great work!
Thanks, will do!
You're videos are great. Don't change anything.
Haha okay thanks!
I always try to be as mean as possible, because I need to feel like I'm helping content creators stay humble. Also I'm INCREDIBLY jealous, and I don't have the faculties to yeild useful introspection.
As always, great video!
Haha thank you for all of it
One of my favorite things are laughing at the titles. I fricking love it. It's nice you let it roll off your back. People are so strange, seriously 😂
It always makes me laugh when I pause a video to do math.
2 minutes if anyone is wondering.
What did you do math on? Haha
@@Drjordanbreeding 20 encounters over 40 minutes.
@@purplepurrpurrin heyoooo
Glad to be part of that 20% at the bottom of the funnel! Waiting eagerly for the next glorious, overlong festival of comedy 🎉
Haha we’re happy you’re here!
I'm here for the chaos, fun and long titles
More on the way!
I love the titles of your videos, and the content of your videos, because I am one of those people who suck.
Yeah you definitely are haha
This is fantastic.
OH SHIT I JUST GOT TO THE PART I AM IN!!!!
WTF. It's 3am and I'm literally in the middle of writing this book, and this was my momentary diversion... This is unbelievably weird to experience.
Jordan: I'm writing the book to make the things! I'm very glad you are forcing me to write faster. You are beloved and awesome. -Brian
BRIAN GO TO BED
i appreciate you.
I appreciate YOU!
"hey jordan why don't you consider changing everything about what makes your videos stupendous so the videos wont be as stupendous"
(Please never stop being you and making what you want)
Haha there’s really not that much pushback, I just often get lots of “algorithm friendly” advice that I think can be a bit too short sighted
I love laughing and thinking! But the rippling ads are a bit distracting, maybe less oil? Love ya bro
Nothing I can do about those bad boys unfortunately!
Im literally going to show my boyfriend your video about Saw so he can go into X with as much information as I have and that’s all we need! Im not trying to see the Saw franchise Im trying to show him who John is before we see a John movie.
Haha hope that works!
Out here doxxing my incognito mode google searches smh
I SEE YOU
Havjt even watched it yet Jordan, but you guys KNOW WHAT YOU DID!!
I'VE DONE NOTHING
@Drjordanbreeding just finished watching it, and let me tell you.....HOW DARE YOU TAILOR YOUR CONTENT TO YOUR ESTABLISHED AUDIENCE AND NOT COMPROMISE TO HAVE MORE MASS APPEAL!
Seriously though man, as someone who viewed your content on your cracked debut and have been relatively following you since, Bravo!!! 👏
Thank you for being yourself. That’s really all I want and hopefully what others want as well. Keep being weird.
Always!
I really like seeing the details on your view time because I low key always feel bad when I can’t watch a full long story short in one shot
Oh it's totally fine. As long as you get to it eventually, that helps (but also, like, nothing is riding on YOU'RE viewership! Just watch when you can/as you want!)
I'm quite pleased to have been sucked (in) by you Jordan. Your videos are great, and your channel is one of the few I actively look forward to seeing a new upload from.
Well I appreciate the uh sucking reception…?
Your video titles being long and wordy are exactly why i watched your videos in the first place. Your JPM and ramblings are why i keep watching your videos. Hell, i put them on to fall asleep to sometimes because theyre a great background to my dreams.
Your dreams must be terrifying!
I have really bad adhd, and when theres like a playlist with a bunch of videos in it, I'm very likely to forget where I am in the series and end up losing interest because I'm constantly searching for the place I was last up to. With the long videos, its so so much easier to just click on the video again and it'll immediately take me right back to where I was. Also due to my constant zoning out, I find myself rewatching your videos like, over and over and over so I don't miss any of the many MANY jokes and cutaways! Its like, the perfect format imho
Well good!
Well atleast now I understand why I'm stuck at the bottom of the whirlpool with random quips from your videos popping up in my head throughout the days.
A thoughtful and interesting explanation. I'm really glad you shared your thinking, thanks for posting!
Glad you enjoyed it!
I love your long videos explaining entire franchises. I usually end up watching the entire video at one time. Thank you for making these videos.
Glad you like them!
As someone trying to break into the YT algorithm I appreciate this bts strategy talk.
Keep it up 👍
It's a tricky thing, but thankfully I've had a lot of time to figure out what I'm good at and how to (hopefully) make it all work!
i dont usually comment on videos but i wanted to just say that i absolutely love your videos! i get so excited for whenever you post a new franchise one & i watch them from beginning to end CONSTANTLY. its niche video content for sure but you definitely got a big fan out of me who will always come back to rewatch them!
Glad you like them! Glad you’re here!
I am a relatively new watcher and your content is exactly what I want from the bottom of the funnel.
Well welcome to the madness!
I rarely watch all 3 hours in one sitting but I love them in their entirety. The joke inserts are wonderful surprises when I see them (I usually listen/watch while playing video games).
also the fact you’re videos are listenable, long, and entertaining means i can listen while doing chores and stuff. i’ve watched all your videos at least 10 times and i started by putting them on while playing civ 5
Oh that's a good way to do it haha
Jordan, I really hope you keep making these videos for as long as you want and hopefully many years.
You are very funny and insightful and I'm glad I found you and your channel!
More on the way!
Honestly, love the style. It's very fun and sets you apart in an increasingly crowded marketplace full of people trying to make cram videos and retrospectives, reviews, nostalgia dumps, and of course, overly pedantic video essays that go so far up their own asshole that after watching 10,000 hours you are officially a proctologist and you can print out your TH-cam degree.
Ha yeah I hope it's got it's own flavor
The title of your Friday the 13th video on my suggestions is what got me wanting to watch your videos. I didn't even see how long it was before I started watching it and when I did, I didn't really care. I loved it. I genuinely enjoy your videos, despite typically only liking videos no longer than twenty minutes. I've watched all of your videos so far, and I haven't even watched most of the movies in some of them.
Wow that’s great!
I for one really appreciate the long form video format and appreciate what you are doing. I've watched all your videos start to finish multiple times. You keep doing you!
Awesome! Thank you!
There are a few TH-camrs I watch whenever they put out a video even when they are well over an hour long, like hbomberguy or foldingideas. Don't change the format, I think it works well and I look forward to seeing more of what you do
I like the long titles. I get a chuckle out of them.
Or "How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Stream"
Haha sorta
Your art was the reasons I resubscribed to Cracked in the first place and your departure was why I left lol. Your style is good good fun and unique. Good work!
Thanks for following me here!
You're the Panic! At the Disco of TH-cam creators.
Thank you for all the time and effort you put into your stuff. Even these ones
Haha in what sense?
@@Drjordanbreeding Oh, I just meant in the sense of your long titles for your videos.
Cause they have long titles for their songs....it was a bad joke, I know. But I swear I'll make up for it in support.
@@Humanthebearmusic ohhhh I always think of fall out boy more than Panic for that but you’re right!
I often rewatch the long videos in the background while I'm working, and it's good to know that even if i don't finish the whole thing each time, it's still helpful to watch half of it. Also, love the Calvin and Hobbes in the background 😊
I named my son Calvin haha
I loved you bringing back cracked. I LOVE (and miss) your brand of your brain of crack. However, your every freaking movie series is simply my creme de la creme. Your content is so vital to my drives that I throw you a gallon of gas worth of money every month to keep up the good work. I very much appreciate what you do and your take on subjects.
Sure thing! Disclaimer: I haven't worked with Cracked since February!
I love your videos, and I hope TH-cam can tell I’ve rewatched them MANY times. That’s what I love about it being long-it takes a few watches to get all the bits. ❤
Haha yeah we try to make them super dense
This is why I watch you. This is why I watch Brian David Gilbert.
I still love generic shenanigans but you do good work, my dude.
BDG is a hero of mine for sure
I love your videos and I often binge watch your videos while I'm at work overnight. Your style is definitely unique and extremely entertaining plus I really love all the dumb digs at poor Dave for no reason.
DAVE DESERVES IT
Sure I can watch summaries anywhere, but with you I get a summation of dumb shit in these movies along with jokes and a metaplot framework. I really enjoy your work!
Ha well thank you!
I recently found your channel and I watch the videos from start to finish while working. I really enjoy your content, thank you.
Welcome aboard!
Have to say I love your videos. Most of the time I watch them over night shift in the background. Helps me get through 12 pretty nicely.
That is awesome!
I love your videos and the titles perfectly reflect the chaos that is your channel. Keep going, friend. Keep going.
Thank you very much!
I’m glad you showed off the Calvin & Hobbes box set. It’s really all we need to know about you anyway
It’s all I’ve ever needed
“..and possibly even syphillis-stricken” pretty much burst me hahaha
It’s true!
I LOVE and re-watch your videos, even the insanely long-ass and deeply batshit crazy videos covering entire franchises! Often, I put them on when I cannot sleep at midnight... and then, find myself even less likely to go to sleep as I hear something funny I hadn't heard the first go round.
Sooooo, anyone attempting to demand coherency or brevity or adherence to linear narratives can go drink a bunch of coconut red bull and then run in circles until they pass out and get sunburned!! But for me: never change Jordan. Never Change.
Also, I've always loved Cracked as a channel going back to the Age Of O'Brien and those café sketches. AND I asked Jordan a question like a couple years ago and he answered directly and specifically, so I'm freakin sold on new Cracked for life too!!
And FYI: unless I have multiple personalities and I'm an ageless vampire, I'm Not Jordan's mom or any other family member. I'm just a nerdy, millennial, Blackademic mom.
PS: just realized you are not in fact with Cracked anymore... this explains both your comment "When I was at Cracked..." and explains why I don't get recommended vids from Cracked anymore since the almighty algorithm knows that I really only watched your vids and the Roger vids of new stuff. Lots of rewatching Afterhours!
I am So happy you are still making content, happy the 3rd baby came out ok, and when I am working and no longer a deeply impoverished phd student with 2 little girls, I will join and contribute to your patreon!
Phew you went on a whole journey here! But yeah, I no longer work for Cracked as of February. Congrats on having two little girls and almost a PHD!
That is exact thing happened to me with your content. I think TH-cam recommended one of your videos and I loved it so much that I subscribed and spent the next couple of days watching all of the videos on the channel. The humor is right up my alley and I am excited for every new upload. No matter the title, no matter how long it is. I watched all of that godforsaken Sharknado video and although I can not stand that franchise, your jokes and delivery made me stay.
That's great! That's the goal!
I know it’s kinda unrelated but I love how you reply to as many comments as possible in all of your videos, despite when they come out
No I don’t
i quite enjoy seeing the 'serious' discussion side of jordan, very grounding
Every time I do a podcast people are like "Wow he seems so sleepy and sad." Dr. Jordan is definitely a heightened version of me haha
I love your long, confusion , silly , funny , videos. Keep it up.
Thanks, will do!
Keep on doing your thing! The videos are great! You've definitely joined Cody Johnston, Robert Evans, and the rest of the Cracked Alum that weirdly make up most of my media consumption now!
Wow that's very kind of you to say!
We did not that questionable jigsaw at 1:10
(Love the content as always doctor!)
You NEEDED it
There's a handful of creators I follow that have the same philosophy.
I think of it like supporting a sports team- I want y'all to be successful, but it's mostly just about enjoying watching you perform what you're good at.
Oh that's actually cool! Who are those other creators?
I dig immensely his long form videos and marathonish vids. I usually watch them multiple times, and sometimes, I run them in the background while I do something else because I don't have to mess with youtube while doing something else, and yet have something pleasant and entertaining running in the background. I could actually make bet that I've seen MOST of the "explain all..." videos more than three times each...
Woah that’s a lot haha
@@Drjordanbreeding I would imagine that would be very telling about the state of my home life, as I have the time to indulge this much. It's your vids, dog videos, and serial killer interrogations...
Just about everything that you say people have complained about, are the exact reasons why I enjoy your videos. I love what you do.
I appreciate that!
Stay strong dr.b! I personally enjoy your long from content. As a father myself the fact you have not gone nuts from lack of sleep impress me.
Idea most likely a bad one do all the dungeon and dragon properties at some point.
Oh man that'd be crazy!
Bro how am I now just discovering your channel? Loved everything you done on Cracked and got sad when i noticed you appearing in less stuff. Cant wait to binge all your videos on here, mate
Yeah I haven’t worked for them since February. Glad you’re here though!
@@Drjordanbreedingthanks for the welcome. I feel like I'm home. Btw love your videos and video styles and glad we get more of your thoughts process for making these.
I've been happy to support the channel on Patreon from the beginning and almost entirely because you are the pinnacle of what I wish movie TH-cam could be. You put so much creative effort into these videos and yeah theyre not always accurate or detailed summaries but they're the absolute best ones ive ever seen and the metaphraming is so entertaining especially your back and forth with Dave. I appreciate the look into your thought process and hope you keep going even though i cant imagine how you find the time.
I’m so thankful to have you aboard!
Don't you dare change a f***ing thing about the format of these movie reviews/critiques/summaries, or I will take a dump on that expensive monitor there. Somehow. Possibly. Or maybe I'll just take one on my monitor. Take that, The Man!
YOU DONT CONTROL ME *sobs*
@Drjordanbreeding That's IT! I just hacked and deleted your Uber Eats account--no delicious Wendy's hamburgers for your family tonight! HA HA!
Okay, well, I actually deleted my own Uber Eats account, BUT THE POINT HAS BEEN MADE. Good day, sir!
@@nickcruz8748 NOOOoooOoOoo
@Drjordanbreeding In all seriousness, thanks for a million laughs, Jordan. In my opinion (and thousands of orher fans' opinions), you near-single-handedly resurrected Cracked and summoned Roger back from his realm. I'll never forget nearly passing out from laughter watching your "Fast and the Furious" recap.
@@nickcruz8748 haha well you’re welcome! I’m glad you’ve enjoyed the stuff!
Your content stands out among the rest of them, and I look forward to see your new vids on my recommended page.
Jordan don't you ever change your the best person on TH-cam thanks for all the laughs and smiles
Ha I’ll do my best and thank you!
I love your videos, Dr. Breeding. Carry on being awesome as usual.
I'll do my best!
I love your content as is. Never change. In fact. I want to work with you. Just to be a shield from the crap you get. Stay strong and keep pumping out those amazing videos
i find myself constantly repeating jokes and sound bites from your videos and i love it so keep up the amazing work man!
Haha awesome!