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This channel is critically underrated, and your use of callbacks, observations, and iterative running jokes are super intelligent. That being said the edit of the penguin with a gun almost made me choke laughing.
The one thing I can’t get behind is the supposition that because these various civilizations made pyramids then they were all made by the same aliens instead of just, you know, pyramids being rad as fuck.
I gotta say when the part of when he tattooed her face with "i just pooped myself," followed by the predator laugh, legit made me spit up my drink. Excellent comedic timing
I was coming back from Iraq when I bought a bootleg copy of Requiem and tried to watch it. I thought it was just a bad camera the guy used to record in the theater. Nope, the movie is just not lit up at all.
@@Drjordanbreeding Being able to brighten the screen at home helped me to follow the action better, which was better than the scenes in number one to some degree. But the whole film was a wasted opportunity with a tenuous link to explain why Weyland-Yutani already knew about the Xenomorphs in Alien.
I just want to comment and say that Dr. Jordan Breeding is by far one of the best people on TH-cam. I won't say why or how but he helped me a while back with some things that he really didn't have to and it just showed me that he actually does care about his subscribers and his patron members. I also want to say to you Jordan, I appreciate you more than you can know brother and thank you again.
@@Drjordanbreeding it was a while back, my mom is doing a lot better and you were the first person to help us. I realize that we don't actually know each other but anyone that helps me and mine, I consider to be a friend. You didn't have to help but you did, so thank you my friend. Also, really looking forward to your next video lol. Whatever that may be, I'm certain it'll be as awesome as always.
Saw AVP as my first film for either of these beasties so it has a special nostalgia crusted spot in my heart even if it goes against the established themes and lore of each.
@@Drjordanbreeding it really is lmao If you want worse movies look at the scorpion king movies. Yes they made more and they’re godawful I mean genuinely worse movies I’ve seen.
@@mildlydazed9608 oh my god if the good Doctor Breeding did The Mummy/Scorpion King that'd be fuckin incredible (altho imo the first two Mummy movies with Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz fuckin' rip unironically)
@@bealtaine2373 yeah it’s right after they let scorpion king get low budget sequels that it goes to trash. It’s so bad the actor for the scorpion king is a new dude every movie
@@Drjordanbreeding that would be awesome An dr breeding explains all left behind movies, cause I tried for the loss but I couldn't get through even the first one
Love the videos and gotta hand it to you on the commitment to the scenery and bits. Honestly, I thought it was a bit much on the editing side when I first started watching your content but it has grown on me and there are some very clever jokes and edits. I really like how the obvious joke isn't made but instead you make some other clever observation and keep that the rolling bit. Good stuff mr youtuber.
For those wondering at 18:53 when Jordan starts running away but his breathing and yelling don't seem to be changing volume that is because he is such a good doctor that he has perfect control of his body he was actually increasing his volume as he was leaving and decreasing it as he was coming back. One day I hope to be as much of a professional as he is.
Oh no. I didn’t get the notification because was watching deadpool and wolverine. Tonight is just the ultimate of all nights now *grabs more popcorn* ❤ To quote Jordan “SEO, give me a million views”
Dammit, Jordan Breeding, I enjoyed that! I watched AvP years back and it was certainly 100 minutes long. I especially like your screen substitutions, but what really got me was the top 10 movies of 1904 (1:20 specifically #10). Good stuff!
22:22 i honestly love the editing style,but I guess its good that people like your non-edited jokes and opinions too. If it isn't already, that'd be a great perk for your Patreon,like a podcast version
This is completely unrelated, but since you said it'd be nice if one of these movies were short... There's an interactive version of Final Destination 3, where your first option is choosing heads or tails. One of those options will actually end the movie real quick. I was just reminded of that.
16:49 “she pops up and is like ‘argh, let’s fight! (Argh, let’s fight!)” Cracked me up, and now I want at least a short where the big scary alien monster… thing talks like that.
@Drjordanbreeding im new to the channel but the reason why The Predator named Wolf in the movie his mask has predator writing that reads not for the thrill and not for the hunt but to clean up the mess. Meaning this predator isnt like the others we have seen he has a specific job of clean up duty. I hate the sequel but while still watch it for Wolf he is one of my favorite Predators in any film besides Jungle Hunter from the first. Keep up the good work im liking the videos so far cant wait till the alien reviews
@@Drjordanbreeding that I never understood I always assumed shit writing because like you said in the video why did the xenomorphs not have acid blood lol and thanks
24:08 it cut away to a commercial for Jimmy Johns while I was tabbed over to WoW. I didn't know ift hat was you editing in Jimmy Johns as the new Arby's punching bag, or a commercial until it kept going and going.
I like your content, when I first seen you on the corpse of Craked I really didn't, but after all that's happened I think you've proved that you're a quality entertainer
Weyland is a great reference. If nothing else they have they going for them. But AVP is not canon to the Alien movies sadly. But they're still canon to Predator
Ahh perfect, and I was just wondering what I was going to watch for the evening 😌 Dr. Jordan has blessed us again! Also, since we’re on the topic I have to ask, what did you think of Romulus, and do you think you’ll do a video on it in the future?
I love that Bad Boys ride or Die is the number 10 movie in 1904. Actual fun fact apparently in 1904 only 22 movies were released in the United States. So yeah Dave's family cleaned up
Lol, "Want some candy?" "Voodoo magic, man" soo many quotable lines from the predator and Alien franchises. Plus ++++ they both have Bill Paxton...who. I believe should be labeled as a national Treasure! Man...😅❤
7:51 okay, so my obscure curiosity was piqued, and I just had to look up who the actual cinematographer for Alien vs. Predator was. Turns out it was a guy named David Johnson, whose work Jordan might ironically recognize from Resident Evil (2002), and Resident Evil: Extinction (2007)!
Would have loved to see how they explained Raccoon Citying a whole town in a sequel ... wait, *that's* the crossover we need. Get Anderson and Jovovich on the phone, stat.
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What if I want to check out the patreon but didn't like the video? Can I still check it out?
@@beatrixwickson8477 No it autoblocks you. It knows your mind.
@@Drjordanbreeding fricken A.I. amirite?
Off subject check out the show Nautilus for a palette clense
If “Every Freaking Alien” movie isn’t coming soon im going to sit in a corner and sulk until you feel bad
This channel is critically underrated, and your use of callbacks, observations, and iterative running jokes are super intelligent. That being said the edit of the penguin with a gun almost made me choke laughing.
That’s very kind of you to say! Thank you!
Ok... The penguin with the gun got me, I'll admit it. 🔫🐧
Hell yeah I liked that bit haha
Killed by a gun wielding penguin… What a way to go
1) I'm glad you caught the "bishop" issue
2) with every video the editing feels like it gets better and better
Awesome thank you!
10 Seconds in. This poor doctor is going to watch all of the Aliens movies, isn't he?
Mmmmmmmmmmaybe
I bet he skips Dark Star. Everybody skips proto-Alien.
After a day of taking care of patients this is EXACTLY what I needed to decompress. 10mg of Dr Breeding, stat!
Thank you for ACTUALLY providing for society!
I'M SPLIT TESTING A HANDFUL OF THUMBNAILS CHILL OUT
I CANNOT THEY ARE ALL TOO GOOD
I'm trying to chill, dude. I really am
NO!
You must have a lot of thumbs
My whole left hand is thumbs. 5 of them. Talk to the thumbs.
The one thing I can’t get behind is the supposition that because these various civilizations made pyramids then they were all made by the same aliens instead of just, you know, pyramids being rad as fuck.
"They have to do this so they can be known an adult predator, because nobody wants to be known as a child predator!"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 9:03
NEW DR. J. Breeding upload?!?! Hell yeah!!! Loved the livestream last night, You should do those more often.
Yeah it was fun! Maybe I’ll do them more frequently
@@DrjordanbreedingThat’d be awesome. Keep up the great work man!
Fascinating exploration of a truly inconsistent franchise. Acid blood is like a xenomorph’s whole thing. Grats on 30k Jordan.
Ha thank you so much!
I gotta say when the part of when he tattooed her face with "i just pooped myself," followed by the predator laugh, legit made me spit up my drink.
Excellent comedic timing
We try to make it work haha
I was coming back from Iraq when I bought a bootleg copy of Requiem and tried to watch it. I thought it was just a bad camera the guy used to record in the theater. Nope, the movie is just not lit up at all.
Yeah it’s shockingly dark
@@Drjordanbreeding Being able to brighten the screen at home helped me to follow the action better, which was better than the scenes in number one to some degree. But the whole film was a wasted opportunity with a tenuous link to explain why Weyland-Yutani already knew about the Xenomorphs in Alien.
I just want to comment and say that Dr. Jordan Breeding is by far one of the best people on TH-cam. I won't say why or how but he helped me a while back with some things that he really didn't have to and it just showed me that he actually does care about his subscribers and his patron members.
I also want to say to you Jordan, I appreciate you more than you can know brother and thank you again.
I don’t even know what you’re referring to, but I’m so glad to hear I was able to help in some way!
@@Drjordanbreeding it was a while back, my mom is doing a lot better and you were the first person to help us.
I realize that we don't actually know each other but anyone that helps me and mine, I consider to be a friend. You didn't have to help but you did, so thank you my friend.
Also, really looking forward to your next video lol. Whatever that may be, I'm certain it'll be as awesome as always.
@@WolfJax Ah well I'm so glad to hear it!
He seems like that kind a guy.
Saw AVP as my first film for either of these beasties so it has a special nostalgia crusted spot in my heart even if it goes against the established themes and lore of each.
It’s so crap haha
@@Drjordanbreeding it really is lmao If you want worse movies look at the scorpion king movies. Yes they made more and they’re godawful I mean genuinely worse movies I’ve seen.
@@mildlydazed9608 oh my god if the good Doctor Breeding did The Mummy/Scorpion King that'd be fuckin incredible (altho imo the first two Mummy movies with Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz fuckin' rip unironically)
@@bealtaine2373 yeah it’s right after they let scorpion king get low budget sequels that it goes to trash. It’s so bad the actor for the scorpion king is a new dude every movie
@@mildlydazed9608 oh for sure, I've seen all of 'em. those movies are hilarious. for fans of bad movies, Scorpion King movies are a treasure trove
Dude sick psych reference....worlds greatest show.
One of my favorites!
@@Drjordanbreeding Also thank you for covering Alien Requiem, reminding me to never watch it again. You made it good. Great work my guy.
@@TheShepherdFilms Ha you're quite welcome!
the absolute grin that gets plastered on my face when I watch these videos are PRICELESS. thank you!
Glad you like them!
I love the "Toasty~!" joke, but now I also want to see that low-energy "argh, let's fight" sound clip to make a comeback.
Haha which was that from?
That lazy "argh, let's fight" had me rolling
@@Drjordanbreeding when the alien queen bursts out of the ice at the end of the first AVP.
the queen going "aaah let's fight!" took me out 😂
The transition of turning the camera around and you were directly in front of your door was hilarious!
I’M QUICK
Thanks for the content! Can we get some Nicolas Cage!? Faceoff, the rock, the one with the plane…. So many to choose from!
Woah thanks so much! Yeah I may end up doing something like that someday. Maybe him in the Left Behind series
@@Drjordanbreeding that would be awesome
An dr breeding explains all left behind movies, cause I tried for the loss but I couldn't get through even the first one
@@Drjordanbreeding if you do a Nic Cage compilation don’t miss Knowing. It’s VERY stupid
Not even 2 minutes in and I’m already LMAO
Yesssss
22:22 Aww, well *I* like you're editing, Doc!
Thank you haha. I like it toooooooo
Love the videos and gotta hand it to you on the commitment to the scenery and bits. Honestly, I thought it was a bit much on the editing side when I first started watching your content but it has grown on me and there are some very clever jokes and edits. I really like how the obvious joke isn't made but instead you make some other clever observation and keep that the rolling bit. Good stuff mr youtuber.
Ha see you get it? It’s more intentional than it seems, and makes rewatches more fun!
For those wondering at 18:53 when Jordan starts running away but his breathing and yelling don't seem to be changing volume that is because he is such a good doctor that he has perfect control of his body he was actually increasing his volume as he was leaving and decreasing it as he was coming back. One day I hope to be as much of a professional as he is.
This is absolutely correct it took me 15 years to perfect this technique
OMG, i was so focused on the man shitting in the bucket that I didn't notice you were actually referencing the man shitting in the bucket.
IT'S ALL CONNECTED
28:37 Woke up this morning and wasn't expecting a DyE - Fantasy reference but here we are. Dr. Breeding does it again.
EXPECT EVERYTHING
Oh no. I didn’t get the notification because was watching deadpool and wolverine. Tonight is just the ultimate of all nights now *grabs more popcorn* ❤
To quote Jordan
“SEO, give me a million views”
Haha well I hope this is equally enjoyable
@@Drjordanbreeding naturally ☺️
Dammit, Jordan Breeding, I enjoyed that! I watched AvP years back and it was certainly 100 minutes long. I especially like your screen substitutions, but what really got me was the top 10 movies of 1904 (1:20 specifically #10). Good stuff!
Ha glad you liked it!
As one of your "old man" viewers the editing and cuts are fine. No clue why people are complaining 😂
Right?!
@@Drjordanbreeding this is my hill and I'll die on it 😂
This old lady agrees
Oh my god, the cat homicide joke made me laugh so hard/ loud tears of laughter and i dont even know why!!!
😂😂😂
IT'S NOT A JOKE THAT'S MY REAL LIFE
Damn Jordan, your kids look frikin' rad! Way cooler than my kids.
Oh yeah, nice video too.
Ha thanks to both!
8:12 i need the bass pro commercial as a short in my life. 😂😂😂
Haha I’m sure they’ll buy it from me soon
I'd totally watch Breeding Wars, conning soon on a TH-cam channel near you!
Haha I wish!
22:22 i honestly love the editing style,but I guess its good that people like your non-edited jokes and opinions too. If it isn't already, that'd be a great perk for your Patreon,like a podcast version
That’d be interesting
Dave stabbing people as he's schitting...why does this sound like it would be a funny scene?!
He's cranky 'cause he got a tummy ache.
@@TitularHeroine As good a reason as any, I suppose!
Must have been from eating all that Arby's.😂
This is completely unrelated, but since you said it'd be nice if one of these movies were short...
There's an interactive version of Final Destination 3, where your first option is choosing heads or tails. One of those options will actually end the movie real quick. I was just reminded of that.
That would be nice haha
They should have done that for the following 4(?) movies too.
"Hell" followed by "yeah brother!"
Amen to both
16:49 “she pops up and is like ‘argh, let’s fight!
(Argh, let’s fight!)”
Cracked me up, and now I want at least a short where the big scary alien monster… thing talks like that.
Haha I should make that happen some how
Everything here has changed for me since the big Dave reveal yesterday
We live in a brave new world!
I thought you talked to Dave about revealing himself to us Jordan.
@@K0smikAlter, he did in a live stream yesterday. Amazing such a felon would do that.
@Drjordanbreeding im new to the channel but the reason why The Predator named Wolf in the movie his mask has predator writing that reads not for the thrill and not for the hunt but to clean up the mess. Meaning this predator isnt like the others we have seen he has a specific job of clean up duty. I hate the sequel but while still watch it for Wolf he is one of my favorite Predators in any film besides Jungle Hunter from the first. Keep up the good work im liking the videos so far cant wait till the alien reviews
If he’s there to clean up, why does he skin and hang new bodies? (Also welcome to the channel!!)
@@Drjordanbreeding that I never understood I always assumed shit writing because like you said in the video why did the xenomorphs not have acid blood lol and thanks
Yes!!! 😂 You always post right on time when im bored lmao
I'm so glad!
Just had half a case of Natty, came home and saw that Jordan uploaded, todays a good day
Wow sounds like the best day!
24:08 it cut away to a commercial for Jimmy Johns while I was tabbed over to WoW. I didn't know ift hat was you editing in Jimmy Johns as the new Arby's punching bag, or a commercial until it kept going and going.
Perfect haha
I love seeing where my name appears every video and hoping it appears under a John Cena edit
Haha maybe someday!
Gordon and Jordan sounds like a pair of twins that fight Batman 😂
Nice Dr. Disrespect joke! Your videos are excellent bc a person absolutely has to watch them at least twice to catch all the jokes. Chefs kiss
1:03 phenomenal editing, truly amazing
Haha thanks. That was all Bryan.
I like your content, when I first seen you on the corpse of Craked I really didn't, but after all that's happened I think you've proved that you're a quality entertainer
Hey I'll take it!
Watching the Dr. Gracefully leave the tree stand is beautiful. It should be an Olympic sport.
I could use another gold medal
@@Drjordanbreeding It would be a good pairing with your gold in competitive hide and seek.
Wait... It's an alien/predator hybrid, because Dave's a predator... Bawhaha!
Amazing. 😂
He really is
Early Christmas with every Dr J video release!😁
Huzzah!
Love the video. And i cant help but say, my kid has the same tent youre in.
Haha my dad bought it for my kids. No idea where from
The guns randomly going off are a great new addition. I was laughing so hard
Yeah I've been having fun with that haha
Well... maybe that was acid rain and one acid nullified the other acid....that's how chemistry works, right?
I think it’d have to be BASE rain, right?
Weyland is a great reference. If nothing else they have they going for them.
But AVP is not canon to the Alien movies sadly. But they're still canon to Predator
I was kinda hoping for Dr Disrespect reference and you didn’t disappoint
That was actually Bryan Slack's addition!
A 'Mystery Men' clip, and even better one with Janeane Garafalo? Hell yes.
Amen
32:54 was that a soundbite of Princess Bunhead from Thumb Wars???
I'm not even sure haha
it was c:
Lolz. Love the 'Muscles'. Keep up the good work.
Muscles are my passion!
16:36 Dr. Breeding won't you be the queen in the basement as you are the one filming there😅
Hmmmmm yeah I guess haha
I wanted to these yay! I knew I was JBs fav hehehe. love ya bro ❤❤
Haha but of course
"Myeh..let's fight!" I choked on my joint 😂.
Yesssss
Dr jordan breeding does it again
Ahh perfect, and I was just wondering what I was going to watch for the evening 😌 Dr. Jordan has blessed us again! Also, since we’re on the topic I have to ask, what did you think of Romulus, and do you think you’ll do a video on it in the future?
I liked it! And yep it’ll be in the very next video I do
Absolute top drawer content, as per usual doctor!
Thank you kindly!
epic work with the green screen forest , super realistic
I’m getting crazy good at keying
Let’s fu*king goooo ….. it’s my birthday this is the best gift all day.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Happy Birthday 🎉🎉🎉
@@Drjordanbreeding thank you thank you
These are so damn good
Glad you think so!
"Dave I need you to keep recording while I run away. Ans just keep recording even when I get face huggered."
finally something good to watch.
FINALLY!
The Dr Demento insert is the best thing ever.
"I pay taxes for the roads."
Does Dave?
Can't believe they spent so much on that invisible Predator. It really boosted my immersion.
Great as always Jordan! ❤
Yay, thank you!
Oh man, do all the Hellboy movies when the new one comes out.
Ooooo maybe after awhile
Jordan im disappointed; i had "mentioning the oddly sexual tension between final girl and the pred" on my Breeding BINGO card 😔
Oh shoot sorrrry
Jokes on you, i was 25 when this came out and I still liked it. 😅
Also, hey! Its our stupid pyramid
Oh crap haha
I've been really enjoying your videos....super clever....your doing great
Thanks so much! I really appreciate that
It’s Breeding Time!
It sure is!
Makes you feel better Ninja Turtles do have a crossover with Alien Vs Predator through the power of Injustice and Injustice vs Mortal Kombat
This video has so many based moments I love it
Glad you enjoyed it!
1:01 AYYYE lmao you did it you crazy bastard haha
Haha I mean it's not like he's watching
I'm also incapable of seeing the kid from Psych without pointing out he is the kid from Psych.
That is all he is
29:12 what is that from?
Solar Opposites? I don’t remember haha
Yes it’s Solar opposites, inside the wall. That’s The Duke.
Love the split second of Oldboy
Title has me cracking up😂
Haha glad you like it!
Looking pretty jacked Jordan. Any thoughts on doing an explains video of the oeuvre of Steven Segal or Uwe Bol?
Oh man I totally should
I love that Bad Boys ride or Die is the number 10 movie in 1904.
Actual fun fact apparently in 1904 only 22 movies were released in the United States. So yeah Dave's family cleaned up
They made all the non Bad Boys money
Lol, "Want some candy?" "Voodoo magic, man" soo many quotable lines from the predator and Alien franchises. Plus ++++ they both have Bill Paxton...who. I believe should be labeled as a national Treasure! Man...😅❤
Dave is officially a mother
This is fact
The cut aways r even more top tier then normal today
Oh awesome!
@@Drjordanbreeding
I posted this comment before I saw the mean comments about editing in the video
The doc as the predator was perfect
What a nice surprise after work. ☺️
I hope it’s a good surprise!
@19:42 I HAVE AN ICE CUBE IN MY GAWDDAMN NASAL CAVITY NOW, THANKS!
HA hell yeah
7:51 okay, so my obscure curiosity was piqued, and I just had to look up who the actual cinematographer for Alien vs. Predator was.
Turns out it was a guy named David Johnson, whose work Jordan might ironically recognize from Resident Evil (2002), and Resident Evil: Extinction (2007)!
That absolutely makes sense haha
Does anyone else think that the AvP movies share far too much with the first two Resident Evil films?
Thumbnail is chef's kiss
Haha I'm split testing three, which did you see?
@@Drjordanbreeding parents fighting!
yay! Awesome! Gonna save it for tomorrow Thanks, folks!
Hope you dig it!
I think Mr. Dr. Breeding just found that one clip from The Lobster VERY funny.
Haha I definitely did
Would have loved to see how they explained Raccoon Citying a whole town in a sequel ... wait, *that's* the crossover we need. Get Anderson and Jovovich on the phone, stat.