Who says all these twats aren’t trying to get sheckles (views) from the fear. It bullshit kids, more people get sick from the common cold, this is no different. Don’t Fear, have a kids, love your family and crush. Peace.
Ziggy Z many people die from the common cold, and the flu, which kills ~30,000 people per year, and the Chinese coronavirus has only killed ~130 people. this disease is being blown way out of proportion by the media because it gets them views/clicks, which pay for their income.
I didn’t realize that Zach has such a great singing voice. Also Ethan saying people aren’t taking the virus seriously with “MY CORONA” blaring is amazing
I'm glad I started my collection of gas masks last year purely out of fascination. I'm up to 4 masks now. I work at a wastewater facility and just wanted a collection of gas masks because I thought they looked cool and carry an eerie vibe and history. I bought a few of them from Amazon.
do you think listening to my corona would make you feel better about the sullen and depressive times we're in? in that way it would b serious but with you still laughing. Please remember to laugh at sad in right way everyone.
@@maxmedina333 It's actually a super huge concern but mainly for the people in China. It's super dangerous for them right now. The rest of the world, not so much. Which is why we aren't hearing a shit ton about it on the news, but I'm sure its the only thing on TV in China. They're even telling them to not leave their house
It's always weird watching people in the Before Times, not knowing they're on the eve of one of the scariest times in recent history. I'm glad I wasn't the only one who was freaking out about it months before lockdown.
It made no sense that people didnt think they would be affected and that it was like gonna be quarantine for 2 weeks. As soon as the credible news came out and started mounting in January, I already told my family to stock up on shelf stable food, medicine and protective gear. By March when my office went full WFH, I told my officemates I will see them in 2022 and they just laughed at me.
This episode was what convinced me it was probably not going to be good. I talked to my mom immediately after and she didn't think it was anything to worry about. It's kinda funny rewatching the COVID clip after knowing how everything turned out.
Funny story same thing happened to me last week i was just sitting with my girl hanging out at a park and and all of a sudden it struck me she just looked so...beautiful.....but yeah we broke up 2 days ago
Dan is a pedantic ass hole that thinks he’s a lot smarter than he is. I’m so sick of him overstepping his mark on this show and interjecting with attempted corrections that often aren’t true
out of context Ethan: "He finished before me, and I was done basically the same time. And I was just standing in the stall in shame waiting for him to leave because I was so embarrassed to come out at the same time." 🤔
Yeah, exactly! I was a Carpenter Apprentice, it gets hot as fuck up in those places. And the sun burns, damn. But of course no one knows that unless they've worked in a place like that.
He actually stopped talking about shitting for quite some time but made a comeback with this episode talking about his and his dog's diarrhea for 30 mins
Ethan: People aren't taking the Coronavirus serious enough Also Ethan: commissioned custom coronavirus meme that he plays every time the topic comes up
I literally just heard that the corona virus potentially came from a warfare lab and China is trying to lower population I’m not surprised don’t know if it’s true or not but wow.
Your right they aren't... Many keep comparing it to the flu. It's actually more lethal than the flu but it's much more that factors into why people should be concerned about the Coronavirus. People don't walk around contagious with the flu for 12 days with no symptoms but the Coronavirus does. We also have a vaccine for the flu to prevent mass spread however we don't for the Coronavirus and even if we thought we found one today, it would still take more than a year of research on rats then humans to confirm a working cure that would still have to he massed produced globally. My 2 year old about 3 months ago had a slight runny nose with no congestion. He was acting find the night I put him to bed but literally hours later he became very uncomfortable and by morning he had became lethargic and was having problems breathing. We went immediately to the doctor where they confirmed his oxygen level were 82. They called an ambulance immediately and gave him oxygen and 2 treatments which push his oxygen levels back up by the time he made it to the hospital. Anyways he ended up spending 2 days in the hospital where they diagnosed him with a slight bit of pneumonia. If a slight bit of pneumonia can do that to a toddler, I can't imagine what a more severe case could do which just another factor why people ahould be more concerned about a foreign sickness none of our bodies know that causes pneumonia. This is why so many are still sick in hospital and very few have been released.
Regarding another powerpoint presentation, I'm just going to pitch it again - Dan should work with Ian to explain the evils of Bill Gates. We never got Dan's information on this, and I for one am very curious.
@@AZ-wr3dh, Ethan made a comment about Bill Gates doing some good for the world. Dan got super defensive and criticized Ethan for not being "woke" and not knowing how "evil" of a person Bill Gates is. But then Dan failed to really provide any substance to defend his position.
smh do you even know what you're talking about? or do you just regurgitate what your favorite youtubers are saying... The numbers say everything. This virus looks like the common cold compared to the Flu. Not to mention that most of the people with the virus are in stable conditions, and only the elderly, infants and those with weak immune systems are the ones who aren't recovering. My parents live in china, and theyre telling me exactly whats going on without some fear campaign or anti china propaganda fueling their info. I'm not even into politics, but this podcast and its fanbase is a bunch of fucking libtards.
@@danedickerson You've let fear-mongerers like Ethan and the media brainwash you into being scared about something that they do not understand. Influenza kills 35,000 Americans yearly, a country with one of the best health care systems in the world. Infectious disease experts say that although China has thousands of cases, there are probably thousands more who have the symptoms and do not even realize it, or have already recovered without the help of the Chinese officials. So we cannot base the lethality rate this early into an outbreak. This is a time to be more cautious, and not scaring people silly.
I came back to this video and saw I didn’t want to watch past the first 30 mins. 🤦🏻♀️ Could of had cleaning supplies on deck Id I kept on. But I also got sick the 1st of month and still am so slept a lot after work and stuff.
It’s because of how hot it gets at noon. If you start later, you can’t get as much work done before the heat gets its worst. That’s the reason most people working outside take lunch at noon.
Me: excited to eat my chocolate pudding and watch the podcast Ethan 1 minute in: so yeah Alfredo has diarrhea eats it and pukes it back up later Me: *stares at pudding with sadness*
I am a teacher, and I have a number of Chinese students who went home for Chinese New Year. They were supposed to be home last week, but now are saying they might not be able to come back at all. Google is blocked in China, so I have no communication with these kids. However, some of their friends who are still in school have been telling me it is worse than the media has portrayed, like Ethan was saying.
In addition, it's incredibly hard and unsafe to do things like roofing when it gets dark so starting at dawn means you get the work done faster and can move on to the next job.
@@Ena48145 idk if you're in Cali but In around the LA area it's been getting warmer, and never really got cold lol, certainly not hot yet, but for someone in the sun working it might be.
@@ShoeNice22videos I feel safe knowing we have TH-cam's finest patrolling these comments and cleaning up the SCUM. Thank you for your service, officer.
Just found your podcast site onTH-cam when I googled “Coronavirus podcast”. You are very interesting and entertaining. Really enjoyed the story about your dog. I think all of us dog owners can relate and empathize. I intend to be a regular follower. Thanks.
"why do they want to start at 8am"? because we like to be home for dinner mate, or we'd get less money that day. Start earlier, and get off work earlier. Later morning starts always suck
I work night shifts 12am to 8am, a long construction project next door is like a nightmare that never ends. But I can’t blame them for doing their job.
"Why do they have to start so early?" Have you ever been driving during rush hour to go home, and they are doing F***ING CONSTRUCTION ON THE FREEWAY AT 430PM!
Exactly. I would honestly hate it more if they worked farther into the evening. And night construction freaks me out, that shit is so dangerous for both workers and drivers.
It’s just that. We start landscaping at 6:45 and we are at the shop at 6 AM. Start early and when you get off at 5 pm you’ve worked a solid 11 hour day and have time to go golf, eat dinner and get enough sleep for the next day
@@thatsithlord9906 I try not to bitch too much since this is raw and not well thought moments so dumb shit can be said so easily because I'd probably say dumb ass stuff if I were in his position
Jonathan Llewellyn same. You just gotta pull through it. Ethan should be restricted to talking about disgusting topics post break because by then every viewer is already done eating
I’m curious how many people sat down to watch this with their meal and then had to fast forward a few min after he immediately starts talking about diarrhea, only for him to still be talking about it, so you scroll to 7 min and he’s still talking about it so u have to scroll way tf down and miss a huge chunk of the video. Bc, me too.
It’s also a way for us to get home earlier. I do plumbing and the earlier I can start, the better. Traffic is a big issue for some of us. And if you have a physically demanding job, you’d rather not be in the elements as long especially in summer.
@NoochTV Even in cold weather, being in sunlight for hours on end can mess you up. Also, you don't change your daily schedule because it's cloudy. I'm sure there's instances with snow, blizzards, hurricanes, etc, though.
Anyone back here in the midst of the pandemic, having remembered that Ethan pretty much called the severity of the coronaVIRUS?
Yup
I know right?
This podcast is what made me realize it was serious
It’s only gotten worse brlther
Yup
All the girls at my school wear Teddy Fresh and they don't even know about you guys and I know that's Hilas dream so congratulations
Master Coop pics or it didn’t happen
@@Laremy Laremy out here trying to finesse himself some schoolgirl pics.
You can't comment a picture dumbo
@@coop1777 you can link a pic, spud
Laremy highly questionable request, but ok 👌🏽
I think "Alfredo" is code for "Ethan"...
That's hilarious
Undertow 82 has to be
Undertow 82 And "puke" is code for "shit". Now think about the Alfredo story
@@videospielesindkunst 🤢🤢🤢
This changed the way I listened to their story. Thank you
Guys, I think you're underestimating how many people eat whiIe watching the show
WTF.. That first few minutes was so bad I had to throw away my coffee and take a shower.
@@three-stripes Fr Ethan went way too far this time
@@Stargirlsadie I'll agree this time. My stomach is still fucked from that.
BRUH Bruhson lmfaooo i was eating wings
I literally only watch this when I’m eating. Stop with the grossness :(
i would enjoy being put on payroll..... that list took a very long time 😢
Miss Jackrabbit queen
legend
You deserve nothing you goddamn nerd.
Also, stats are important and praise be to you for your efforts 🙏🏾
@@kevindube7096 HAH thank you :)
Thanks for crunching them numbers fam
The “I would shit standing” from Hila, and the silence after from everyones disbelief KILLED me 😂
Please sound bite that
timestamp please
31:02
Never thought Hila was full crazy until her rant about public toilets.
LMFAO! Ethans reply got me too, "you wouldn't shit standing."
Ethan Logic: Waits until the other guy leaves the bathroom to exit the stall
Also Ethan: Tells millions of people what he did in the stall
David Porte Beckefeld yeah that logic really went down the shitter
@@mtheg7220 thats a shitty joke
Its different when it's in person
@@ShoeNice22videos will u be my dad
Me: dinners ready, excited for the new episode
ethan: so alfredo just licked his own shit and threw it up over and over again
@@ShoeNice22videos o7 respect to shoenice the real h3 supporter
i’ve learned time and time again that this is the wrong show to watch while eating
Also Ethan needs a shit he only got half out with coffee before he got to work
Same bruh
@@ShoeNice22videos is this your next chow challenge??
And suddenly Post Malone’s bunker isn’t sounding so crazy
A little bit, who says the vírus cant go to the bunker
Who says all these twats aren’t trying to get sheckles (views) from the fear. It bullshit kids, more people get sick from the common cold, this is no different. Don’t Fear, have a kids, love your family and crush. Peace.
i wish he went on the podcast again
Ziggy Z many people die from the common cold, and the flu, which kills ~30,000 people per year, and the Chinese coronavirus has only killed ~130 people. this disease is being blown way out of proportion by the media because it gets them views/clicks, which pay for their income.
@@Kyle-kv6ur 130 people... it's been how many days?
H3: I don't think people are taking this virus thing seriously
Also H3: MY CORONAA
I didn’t realize that Zach has such a great singing voice. Also Ethan saying people aren’t taking the virus seriously with “MY CORONA” blaring is amazing
exactly. XD honestly this virus just goes to show, survival of the fittest. just kidding but I dont think its a huge concern.
I'm glad I started my collection of gas masks last year purely out of fascination. I'm up to 4 masks now. I work at a wastewater facility and just wanted a collection of gas masks because I thought they looked cool and carry an eerie vibe and history. I bought a few of them from Amazon.
He is the sound lad better make some good sounds
do you think listening to my corona would make you feel better about the sullen and depressive times we're in? in that way it would b serious but with you still laughing. Please remember to laugh at sad in right way everyone.
@@maxmedina333 It's actually a super huge concern but mainly for the people in China. It's super dangerous for them right now. The rest of the world, not so much. Which is why we aren't hearing a shit ton about it on the news, but I'm sure its the only thing on TV in China. They're even telling them to not leave their house
It's always weird watching people in the Before Times, not knowing they're on the eve of one of the scariest times in recent history. I'm glad I wasn't the only one who was freaking out about it months before lockdown.
it's like watching the start of a scary movie
I still remember losing sleep over the leaks coming out of china
Even weirder to think it took at best 6 weeks from this episode being posted for most of the world to respond. Some even longer. Unreal.
It made no sense that people didnt think they would be affected and that it was like gonna be quarantine for 2 weeks. As soon as the credible news came out and started mounting in January, I already told my family to stock up on shelf stable food, medicine and protective gear. By March when my office went full WFH, I told my officemates I will see them in 2022 and they just laughed at me.
This episode was what convinced me it was probably not going to be good. I talked to my mom immediately after and she didn't think it was anything to worry about. It's kinda funny rewatching the COVID clip after knowing how everything turned out.
Ethan: Pewdiepie will be joining us Wednesday.
Ethan on Wednesday: JK here's a whole episode about poop and the Coronavirus
markkimo 😂😂😂
Ellis Dee this podcast sucks balls
lolol
@Ellis Dee Ethan is just a real life version of Tim Heidecker at this point
ETHAN: I'M WEARING PANTS..
hila: You're wearing shorts
I swear this guy is a genius or a very very very lucky re-re.. either way vapenation4evah
Me: Sits down to eat lunch
Ethan: "So Alfredo ate diarrhea and puked it up on our bed"
HMMMM NO NO NO
ok
Same
Every damn time
Sammmeee
I'm starting to be suspicious that Zach's "I know what you're talking about." may just be a sound bite.
1:22:37 was the most wholesome moment in the history of this podcast
Funny story same thing happened to me last week i was just sitting with my girl hanging out at a park and and all of a sudden it struck me she just looked so...beautiful.....but yeah we broke up 2 days ago
hah
@@ritikshukla1788 hope you're okay
@@georgekearney8595 yea it gets better over time ;)
@@mclovin8802 😂😂
Ethan: Says something uninformed
Dan: Comes in with polite correction
Ethan: DAN WHY DO YOU CARE SO MUCH
Dan is a pedantic ass hole that thinks he’s a lot smarter than he is. I’m so sick of him overstepping his mark on this show and interjecting with attempted corrections that often aren’t true
Example? Grouping all black music as Urban is a bit racist, that doesnt make every use of the word racist.
sammyyy_b shut up
sammyyy_b Ethan is quite often wrong, I appreciate dan
@@sambray they don't know what sarcasm is, the poor little buggers
1:22:36
Ethan: It’s horrible they’ve run out of medical masks to protect themselves-Oh you look really beautiful Hila.
😂💗
Aimee Shuck that was such a cute moment 😂
Was scrolling just as he said it 😂 ❤️
They had a Jim and Pam moment
@@ShoeNice22videos Thank Yeaawwww for the comment!
out of context Ethan:
"He finished before me, and I was done basically the same time. And I was just standing in the stall in shame waiting for him to leave because I was so embarrassed to come out at the same time." 🤔
@@ShoeNice22videos damn it's official shoenice
@@ShoeNice22videos eitherrrrrrrr wayyyyyyyyyy
😂😂
I feel so honored, Shoenice
Damn bro you got the whole squad laughing😐
Ethan stopping mid sentence to tell Hila she’s beautiful is the most wholesome thing I’ve ever seen
Ethan: Alfredo is puking diarrhea
*disco music intensifies*
1:17:10 for cornavirus topic
thankss !
you tha goat
Thanks 😊
God
Hero
1:22:37 i want a husband that would still after 12 years of marriage suddenly stop talking about a deadly disease and tell me i'm beautiful
RIGHT THIS REALLY WARMED MY HEART
And I want a partner who still genuinely appreciates a compliment after 12 years.
What a great couple
That was a special beautiful moment
"kobe was known for his head game" - Ethan
Noah Larson got to this comment at the same moment as Ethan said this in podcast lol
I feel like I should be triggered by this comment but I’m not
10 billion subs With no vids challenge oh my god you’re a human!
I couldn’t stop thinking about Theo Von calling every black guy an “urban gentleman”
Ben Castagno we give him a pass tho😂, and bonus points coz it’s Theo
@@ShoeNice22videos you can come back on the show if you drink that girls spit. Only then
To be fair if I had to have my soul eaten I would want Shoenice to eat it.
Ooooohhhh that’s where I’ve heard that lmao.
lol
CORONAVIRUS TIMESTAMP 1:17:49
this needs to be bumped higher. I was scrolling far for this 👍 thanks!
OMG
FINALLY
Waaaaay more likes!
Thanks dude, I'd rather not listen to the rambling about their dog and such
Thanks kwen
"2% of a hundred million is twenty million people" - Ethan Klein, Nobel Mathematician
Jesus Christ Stnks
He protec
He attac
But most importantly he methemattac
FYI there's no Nobel prize for maths
@@me_too_thanks5062 Nobel prize for telling someone there's no nobel prize for something.
Lmao
Being a carpenter, I can tell you we start early because it’s the cooler part of the mornings compared to the hot evenings
Yeah, exactly! I was a Carpenter Apprentice, it gets hot as fuck up in those places. And the sun burns, damn. But of course no one knows that unless they've worked in a place like that.
What about winter's ? I worked construction for a few weeks (hated it and quit lol) and we'd start at like 7am mid winter. Never understood why
I got some weirdos starting sometimes at 4:30am dumping loud rocks and stuff building a building 1 block away from my window WHY
In Scotland construction workers still star early :/
Sorry we are interrupting your precious sleep. God, that pisses me off. We work outside. It gets dark early, and theres bad traffic at rush hour.
why do i even try to eat during this podcast
Im eating right now but i never knew they like shit so much🤔
😂 it’s so hit or miss with them. But yes it can get very gross...:
Literally me, eating breakfast right now, while Ethan is talking about his shit
Idk why i turn this on when i eat lunch at work and when i eat dinner at home i had to skip the first part
He actually stopped talking about shitting for quite some time but made a comeback with this episode talking about his and his dog's diarrhea for 30 mins
Ethan: Is too embarrassed to show his face after taking a poop
Also Ethan: Tells 2.14 million people about it
Darren Place if it gets him views, then y not? That’s prob y.
ian mcnab your an idiot
The man is a paradox
ian mcnab 🤦♂️
I feel like it's worse to face the guy in person though, especially since he had to smell it 😂
Feels weird watching this a year later
*starts podcast after sitting down to eat breakfast*
Ethan: So when Alfredo has diarrhea he eats it and pukes it up
hahahah i had noodles in my mouth at that time 😂😂😂
To lazy to clean up after your dog? Let him eat it.
Ezra Brewer same
Sup Ezra?
Right! I just sat down to eat my lunch, ready to watch the podcast, then had to suffer thru his sermon on diarrhea and vomit.
What did I expect tho?
Ethan: says something
Hila: disagrees
Dan: no
Ian: withholds opinion
Zach: doesn't speak unless spoken to
Bre Lightfoot H3 podcast in a nutshell
*cue fartnoise*
What is Ian's purpose at this point?
Potato Bond press some buttons
Ethan: back me up zack!
Zack: (clueless of what's going on) Yeah i agree with Ethan on that one
Hila: *sighs*
Ethan stopping mid segmant to tell hila she's beautiful hit me right in the feels. You guys are awesome.
Ben Wilkins whats the time stamp?
1:22:39 my dude ✌️
Me too. I aww'd hard. The love they have for each other really shines through!
“I can hold it 9 minutes”
runs out of room to shit 3 minutes later
over gross me
Ethan: People need to start taking this more seriously.
Also Ethan: Myyyy Corona
@@ShoeNice22videos what up shoe
@@ShoeNice22videos ey dawg you a true legend
My Corona needs a lime.
Every time a H3 Podcast is uploaded I grab something to eat. Every time I regret it.
Ethan: People aren't taking the Coronavirus serious enough
Also Ethan: commissioned custom coronavirus meme that he plays every time the topic comes up
Sammy Gadberry Yeah that’s pretty terribly thought out.
I literally just heard that the corona virus potentially came from a warfare lab and China is trying to lower population I’m not surprised don’t know if it’s true or not but wow.
You fight it with humor as well
Your right they aren't... Many keep comparing it to the flu. It's actually more lethal than the flu but it's much more that factors into why people should be concerned about the Coronavirus. People don't walk around contagious with the flu for 12 days with no symptoms but the Coronavirus does. We also have a vaccine for the flu to prevent mass spread however we don't for the Coronavirus and even if we thought we found one today, it would still take more than a year of research on rats then humans to confirm a working cure that would still have to he massed produced globally. My 2 year old about 3 months ago had a slight runny nose with no congestion. He was acting find the night I put him to bed but literally hours later he became very uncomfortable and by morning he had became lethargic and was having problems breathing. We went immediately to the doctor where they confirmed his oxygen level were 82. They called an ambulance immediately and gave him oxygen and 2 treatments which push his oxygen levels back up by the time he made it to the hospital. Anyways he ended up spending 2 days in the hospital where they diagnosed him with a slight bit of pneumonia. If a slight bit of pneumonia can do that to a toddler, I can't imagine what a more severe case could do which just another factor why people ahould be more concerned about a foreign sickness none of our bodies know that causes pneumonia. This is why so many are still sick in hospital and very few have been released.
baby bean _ damn that’s a big yikes
1:22:39 Ethan just stops talking and looks at his wife and says you look really beautiful. And that just made my heart so happy!!!
I always cook and then eat when I'm listening to the podcast. Needless to say the beginning segment was lovely.
Same.
I Fr just did this lol made sum breakfast
Dinner for me :(
cooking up some bats right now boiii
Me : eating
H3 podcast: puke and diarrhea dogs
After eating: napkin
H3 podcast: babywipe dipped in shit
I was eating a damn slice of pizza when he said this
Wtf is wrong with his dog, how stupid can it be?
Same for me. I skipped as soon i saw he was never stopping talking about that dog puking. fuck that
Coronavirus news at 1:08:40
Thank you
TOMDAN O1O2 thANK YOU
Bless you
TOMDAN O1O2 thanks alien
Thankssssss
in the beginning I thought they were talking about their baby throwing up and shitting and going behind the bed
lol alfredos the dog
Ethan talking about the Coronavirus is like when Michael became the smartest guy in the office for a day.
thinking about it now, Ethan has major Michael Scott energy
his fucking fearmongerin is off the charts, jesus
Please change your profile pic.
@@idontcaresir Please do the same
@@princevegeta7487 blank profile is even worse.
Are you guys gonna have Post Malone on again? Love those episodes with him
M4jikTr1x he cut them off after Ethan got exposed on that video
@@swnk3892 Which video? And how do know you this happened? Not skeptical, just curious
@@swnk3892 yeh link please
Ethan during the MeUndies ad: “I’m a voluptuous young man. I have curves and I have needs.”
"2% of 100 million is 20million" - Ethan the mathematician
any idiot can have a podcast evidently
@@stevencosnyka7698 one mistake doesn't make you an idiot
@@stevencosnyka7698 leaving negative comments on youtube however could be a sign of idiocy 👀
“It’s shit that’s been puked out, so it’s also vomit” Hila killing it lately
Ben van Broeckhuijsen i read this comment right as she said it...
hanah vlogs I was just about to comment the same thing.
Brown Funnel Noodles I was literally going to make this comment
Regarding another powerpoint presentation, I'm just going to pitch it again - Dan should work with Ian to explain the evils of Bill Gates. We never got Dan's information on this, and I for one am very curious.
I'm for this.
Can someone explain?
Yesss pleasee
Where do I sign?
@@AZ-wr3dh, Ethan made a comment about Bill Gates doing some good for the world. Dan got super defensive and criticized Ethan for not being "woke" and not knowing how "evil" of a person Bill Gates is. But then Dan failed to really provide any substance to defend his position.
Last time I was this early Ian liked his job
Whos lan
100K with no videos 😐😐😐
100K with no videos 🤦🏽♂️
Who’s Ian? Does he not like his job?? Who tf is Ian???
It’s Me I have to pee so bad
Ai Ian was born in this episode, a piece of history on the H3 podcast.
which part?
I heard him mention it and thought he ripped space time
I wish people would take this more seriously
*Meanwhile my sharona aggressively plays in the background*
my* Corona
smh do you even know what you're talking about? or do you just regurgitate what your favorite youtubers are saying... The numbers say everything. This virus looks like the common cold compared to the Flu. Not to mention that most of the people with the virus are in stable conditions, and only the elderly, infants and those with weak immune systems are the ones who aren't recovering. My parents live in china, and theyre telling me exactly whats going on without some fear campaign or anti china propaganda fueling their info. I'm not even into politics, but this podcast and its fanbase is a bunch of fucking libtards.
@@unxnxwn1798 Lmao cia fake account shilling disinfo. Carry on folks!
Joe Palumbo yeah basically just the common cold so no big deal right? Well it’s 30x more lethal than the common cold so yeah it’s a pretty big deal
@@danedickerson You've let fear-mongerers like Ethan and the media brainwash you into being scared about something that they do not understand. Influenza kills 35,000 Americans yearly, a country with one of the best health care systems in the world. Infectious disease experts say that although China has thousands of cases, there are probably thousands more who have the symptoms and do not even realize it, or have already recovered without the help of the Chinese officials. So we cannot base the lethality rate this early into an outbreak. This is a time to be more cautious, and not scaring people silly.
Love how awkward hila got when Ethan called her beautiful u can feel their love
that was cute
When did he do that? 😆
@@yeahh267 1:22:38
Not only did they turn their heads at the same time, BUT BLINKED AT THE SAME TIME!!!?
timestamp?
Ya man it started to look weird the more they looped it
Who Are We???? 22:05
Ethan was right all along. Here in Germany it wasn't taken seriously until recently by Mid March. Just fucking stupid.
I came back to this video and saw I didn’t want to watch past the first 30 mins. 🤦🏻♀️ Could of had cleaning supplies on deck Id I kept on. But I also got sick the 1st of month and still am so slept a lot after work and stuff.
*2% of a hundred million is twenty million people*
oh ethan, dear
Anna Ekner 2 million would still be a shit load of people
He got the first one right with the 2% of 1 million, just didn’t scale up very well lmao
well they did say just before that the range is 2-10%. not great math but not as bad as just the 2
The fear instinct tells us what it wants to haha
Zach in unbelievably talented with the soundboard.
I hope that's a joke
Chystal
No it’s fucking not.
@@chystal9161 I see you hatin all over the comments
@@peco3806 it should be. He is trash on the soundboard.
Constantly repeating unfunny crap, always late... Trash.
@@armando1is1great cute. You clicked my profile.
I see you hating on Ethan and Hila in the comments too boo
Someone needs to make a complication of Dan readjusting his mic incessantly for 32 minutes
That's really complicated to make
b m dont complicate things
Watching this is like time traveling , oh how I wish you were wrong in this
36:50 this is when they stop talking about shiting. Your welcome
Shoenice Official Channel ... either way
@@ShoeNice22videos
I am honored to be in your presence Mr. Nice, Sir!
Jesus you can't be serious
Awgh when he just said "you look really beautiful Hila" out of nowhere 😭
At 1:22:37
"I don't know how you could just beast mode a bat like that" - Ethan
You're on top Pops!!!!!
Hila: "Why do construction people have to start so early?"
My dad who's a carpenter this morning: *Wakes me up at 4:00AM*
True story. It's real.
@@ShoeNice22videos are you really shoenice? This is wicked!
It’s because of how hot it gets at noon. If you start later, you can’t get as much work done before the heat gets its worst. That’s the reason most people working outside take lunch at noon.
@@jondwyer9323 We usually work on kitchens and bathrooms. Most are indoors. I think it's just a carpenter thing.
Damn, Ethan’s hoodie is awesome! Bruh, Hila’s hairpins are literally too legit to quit. I love it.
Me: excited to eat my chocolate pudding and watch the podcast
Ethan 1 minute in: so yeah Alfredo has diarrhea eats it and pukes it back up later
Me: *stares at pudding with sadness*
Hello diarrhea my old friend
Ethan, my friends dog had really bad breath and eventually they found out that it was because of a rotten tooth. Might wanna get Shredder checked out
I am a teacher, and I have a number of Chinese students who went home for Chinese New Year. They were supposed to be home last week, but now are saying they might not be able to come back at all. Google is blocked in China, so I have no communication with these kids. However, some of their friends who are still in school have been telling me it is worse than the media has portrayed, like Ethan was saying.
i noticed this comment was from a year ago so im curious, were you ever able to get back in contact with them? how did everything pan out?
It's China. They probably got into prison for communicating with people out of China and accusing the government of lying.
That Lil Xan "Get Out" sample in the opening track has me deceased
Construction starts early because it's cooler in the morning and gets super hot during high noon
@@Ena48145 lmao
In addition, it's incredibly hard and unsafe to do things like roofing when it gets dark so starting at dawn means you get the work done faster and can move on to the next job.
And these people have real jobs and schedules to keep. Real world business
@@Ena48145 idk if you're in Cali but In around the LA area it's been getting warmer, and never really got cold lol, certainly not hot yet, but for someone in the sun working it might be.
Also most people have families and don't want to be working past 8pm
“Zach to be fair..I. Haven’t found anything you dislike....”
Zach: “I love yacht rock...”
Zack is the man. How does one not know Ride Like the Motherfugin' Wind?!
Shellbombs me and my boys blast that shit once the uber is nearby, its legendary
I love Christopher Cross lol. I had a feeling Zach did too before he even mentioned it.
@@hrs1414 Nice. That's the way to do it!
@@mekenna_ Of course - that's because you have refined and superior taste (;
Wow Ethan is a psychic 🔮I'm here from the future and its a COVID 🌎
“You know you a stupid nicker right?”
~Tana Mojo-JoJo
Shoenice Official Channel :)
@@ShoeNice22videos I feel safe knowing we have TH-cam's finest patrolling these comments and cleaning up the SCUM. Thank you for your service, officer.
Her last name french
Hila's wardrobe is now iconic lol I can't wait to see what she's wearing!!
Just found your podcast site onTH-cam when I googled “Coronavirus podcast”. You are very interesting and entertaining. Really enjoyed the story about your dog. I think all of us dog owners can relate and empathize. I intend to be a regular follower. Thanks.
Welcome to the family. Papa bless.
You can't escape now
good luck keep watching for all the spicey memes 👌
This is the third season plus they used to vlog
Lotta great content here 👍
Nice moves Trent
"why do they want to start at 8am"?
because we like to be home for dinner mate, or we'd get less money that day. Start earlier, and get off work earlier. Later morning starts always suck
The point is you are disrupting a rich man's sleep you pleb. Your time is not as valuable as his. Obviously.🙃🙃😂
Bro fr Ethan always comments on it like people in construction just want to disrupt other people's lives xDD
I work night shifts 12am to 8am, a long construction project next door is like a nightmare that never ends.
But I can’t blame them for doing their job.
He said they leave at 3 anyway. Dinner doesn't start after round 4 unless you are retired.
"Why do they have to start so early?"
Have you ever been driving during rush hour to go home, and they are doing F***ING CONSTRUCTION ON THE FREEWAY AT 430PM!
Also, some people like to see their families in the evening...
in my country they sometimes start at 5.30
@@ShoeNice22videos Trying to get back on the podcast
They don’t live on the freeway
Exactly.
I would honestly hate it more if they worked farther into the evening. And night construction freaks me out, that shit is so dangerous for both workers and drivers.
Loved when Ethan stopped mid sentence to tell Hila how beautiful she is. This should definitely happen more often
When Ethan just calls out Hila on how beautiful she looked so suddenly in mid corona virus
conversation and catching her off guard is legit goals
Antonio Zuniga ok Antonio I’m sure you crave that
@@Gratefulcassady yup
Watching this is in May 2021 as Melbourne Australia is about to go into another lockdown 😬😬
Watching in July 2021 in the UK seeing the variants just wrecking the place 👁️👄👁️
You start early on a outside job to beat the hottest parts of the day.
100% plus starting early means still getting to sit down at dinner with family after a 10 hour workday.
It’s just that. We start landscaping at 6:45 and we are at the shop at 6 AM. Start early and when you get off at 5 pm you’ve worked a solid 11 hour day and have time to go golf, eat dinner and get enough sleep for the next day
why are plebs explaining how work works to a lazy hebe
@@thatsithlord9906 I try not to bitch too much since this is raw and not well thought moments so dumb shit can be said so easily because I'd probably say dumb ass stuff if I were in his position
Sound bite Ethan saying “I had no choice hila” at 30:58
I dunno it sounded like she said Yanny to me.
LAUREL
🤣
Clearly it’s gold
This aged well
Where's my teddy fresh hazmat suit
Mario Molina They’d defo have to probably be manufactured in China soooo
Eating your own diarrhea then barfing it up is how the coronavirus started
I'm not sure if you're joking or not, but I believe it...
IanSucks nah it spread from an animal, probably a bat, to a Chinese dood
List of things zach does not like: Cream cheese, Greek Yogurt, Tomatos, and cock? did i hear that last part right
Cottage cheese lol
Yes.
Remember:
Shout "Kobe!" for accuracy.
Shout "YEET" for distance.
Yeet is used by 2000s kids
@@BerdFly it started in 2014 though
@@BlueBikeGuy exactly 😂 dudes that started saying "kobe" started having kids, by that time
For both yell kobeet
Also yeet for power
“Shit That is Also Vomit” sounds like a pretty hardcore punk song about social inequalities.
Hila is the internet’s mom and I live for that energy
Me: I’ll watch the new H3 podcast on my lunch break.
Ethan: “So Alfredo has been eating his own diarrhea and then puking it up”
you've got quite long lunch breaks
Jonathan Llewellyn same. You just gotta pull through it. Ethan should be restricted to talking about disgusting topics post break because by then every viewer is already done eating
Ethan called it on the virus!
I’m curious how many people sat down to watch this with their meal and then had to fast forward a few min after he immediately starts talking about diarrhea, only for him to still be talking about it, so you scroll to 7 min and he’s still talking about it so u have to scroll way tf down and miss a huge chunk of the video. Bc, me too.
You just reminded me why this has been sitting in my tabs for two days now.
was eating hummus while ethan talks about his soupy mounds
Doesn't bother me. I could eat a full meal while sitting next to that diarrhea throw up no problem
Literal thirty minutes of brown talk
Ye i absolutely love this podcast but this episode was just too much for me
A little insight on the construction workers:
Getting up and getting the work done before it gets to hot is always a good idea
It’s also a way for us to get home earlier.
I do plumbing and the earlier I can start, the better. Traffic is a big issue for some of us. And if you have a physically demanding job, you’d rather not be in the elements as long especially in summer.
@NoochTV Even in cold weather, being in sunlight for hours on end can mess you up.
Also, you don't change your daily schedule because it's cloudy. I'm sure there's instances with snow, blizzards, hurricanes, etc, though.
ok but I can't sleep
NoochTV wrong
NoochTV New York and freezing cold lol puss your acting like you live in the arctic
Damn I only hear the "N word" now lol. I initially heard the "k" but I can't anymore.
Are you sure? Listen 15 more times just to make sure lol
Why is this a big deal
JoshEntertainment because her career is on the line
This video aged well
Ethan : we have soo much to talk about
Ethan : talks about his shit for 45 minutes
Me editing my food:
Ethan:
“He throws up in the corner, just s****”
I laughed because I edit my food too
Editing food? The fuck does that mean?
@@johnnys7875 🤔
Potato Bond You’re a little special aren’t you
EDITING FOOD LMFAOOO
Dan: “oh..what the hell.. stop!”
An absolute need after the dark parts of the podcast.
I'm like crying over Kobe's death, and then it's just "KNICKERS, KNICKERS, KNICKERS--"
@DamageIncM ????
Ethan: "These people are INSANE! Eating bats is INSANE!"
Also Ethan: "That Arby's meat mountain was pretty good though not gonna lie"
@@ShoeNice22videos You're welcome Shoenice
Yeah, Arby's grinds up their bats.