When I was a few years younger, I actually kind of liked the Nissan Juke. These days I look at it and all I can think, it's a small city car that's trying to be an SUV.
forgot the 370z gt season 13 episode 5 350z roadster the perfect roadtrip and gtr season 17 episode 4 but i hate the nissan juke and i love the aventador and huracan and gtr and mondeo
Tonight…. James and Richard call my Nissan a Datsun…… I hurt my neck in a Nissan on a racetrack……Richard wears a paper bag over his head whilst driving a pink Nissan….we trash the hell out of the Nissan Juke……Richard hates the Nissan juke…… I nearly turn ducks into dinner with a Nissan…… I spot a brown Datsun in the wild…..James wears a red Nissan jacket….. I drive a Nissan pickup truck in Mozambique…..I drive my Nissank amphibious car on a motorway….. and I…. Well the Stig uses a Nissan to pull a cloth with stuff on it off a table.
@@mullliner perhaps...but the short guy has a very long history of shitting on Japanese cars. Go see his review of the LFA...referring to it as "just a Toyota" 🤣 Today, the LFAs the most highly sought after supercar, surpassing the likes of Ferraris and Lambos(Audi's)
That thumbnail picture, *chef's kiss*
🤣🤣🤣🤣
1:06 I love how even the circuit gardener had to respond urgently 🤣
Ah yes. The emergency lawnmower response team 😄😄
7:38 he looks like his mum's friend just called him a Very Handsome Boy in the supermarket 🫶🏻
0:11 "You always start with Hello"
Hello.
Nice Datsun Compilation
0:01 S11E4
0:45 S11E5
1:17 S8E1
1:43 S16E6 (not sure)
2:34 GT S2E4
3:19 GT S1E11
4:12 GT S3E14
4:24 S17E3
5:19 S17E3
6:06 S13E6
6:31 S17E6
7:10 S13E5
7:26 GT S1E13
8:08 GT S1E6
8:30 GT S2E11
8:59 S10E2
9:19 S22E2
9:49 S10E6
10:19 S10E7
10:35 S20E5
10:49 S21E4
Thank you
but how the heck do you even know that information
8:59 S10 E02
9:49 S10 E06
5:19 is S17E3.
“Charles and Camilla.”
Now KING Charles and QUEEN Camilla.
THANK YOU
10:36
The Nissan CumQuat
Gotta love that car... **coughs**
THE ZOOM-INS IN THAT GRAND TOUR AWARD SEGMENT HAHAHAHAH
damn you beat me to it
Richard's Juke rant bring it on
I think Faith01841 really likes top gear compilations
🙆🏻♀️
The peak of TH-cam comments.
That micra segment was my first top gear video that I've ever seen😂😂😂
12:02 So he’s gonna drive across our darkened studio peering through his darkened visor?
Yes.
Is this how _this_ Stig dies?
Has he done a book?
I forgot about the pink Micra segment.
Richard tried hard to forget 😂
We all did.
4:58 HOLY SHIT THEY USED NOUVELLE VAGUE'S MUSIC??? THAT'S THE KILLING MOON!!!!
When I was a few years younger, I actually kind of liked the Nissan Juke. These days I look at it and all I can think, it's a small city car that's trying to be an SUV.
The Patrol will never not be a complete shock!
Niks V my dear friend you continue to do god's work
I WAS JUST WATCHING MEN AND MOTORS WHEN RICHARD HAD A BAG OVER HIS HEAD WHEN TALKING ABOUT A NISSAN THIS MORNING
How about a “WHO HERE” compilation?
"I was just on MyFace, and do you know who else was there??? JEEEEEEEEEEZUS!!!"
Should be called The Nissan Joke! Haha
Alternative title: Datsun Compilation
I love to see Hammond review the 2nd gen Nissan Juke tbh
you forgot to add the video of james may testing the GTR on the airfield
0:40
Noone talks about how Clarkson is absolutely gangster in those goggles
1k likes and 0 dislikes, as it should be
6:45😂
Had a Nissan juke, turbo swap, and it was like driving an over powered golf cart. I rather enjoyed it lol
How these three didn’t get a segment on WWE is beyond me. Just imaging Jeremy taking a stunner. That’s fucking mint bud.
2:56 its also a single mom mobile, right behind the Jeep liberty
Faith01841 have you married Hammond, had his babies and lived happily ever after yet? 😂
HAHAHAHAH OH NO PEOPLE ARE NOTICING ME
It's a GT-R. Which is an Nissan.
04:54 Funny prongs 😄
jeremy clarkson explaining his crashes compilation
6:30
I want that nissan patrol
Finally
OH YES
forgot the 370z gt season 13 episode 5 350z roadster the perfect roadtrip and gtr season 17 episode 4 but i hate the nissan juke and i love the aventador and huracan and gtr and mondeo
*datsun compilation
3-year warranty
Funny as hell
This video should be struck for false advertising.
It's a Datsun compilation.
Tonight…. James and Richard call my Nissan a Datsun…… I hurt my neck in a Nissan on a racetrack……Richard wears a paper bag over his head whilst driving a pink Nissan….we trash the hell out of the Nissan Juke……Richard hates the Nissan juke…… I nearly turn ducks into dinner with a Nissan…… I spot a brown Datsun in the wild…..James wears a red Nissan jacket….. I drive a Nissan pickup truck in Mozambique…..I drive my Nissank amphibious car on a motorway….. and I…. Well the Stig uses a Nissan to pull a cloth with stuff on it off a table.
my sister bought a nissan juke today…
worst car i’ve ever driven.
Are you sure you two are related?
@@abhishekrao1525huh?
Should've been called Datsun compilation instead
Is the Nissan Juke that bad?
I doubt it. These guys are just haters 😂 There's even a nizmo version
@@AvidUTuber and an R version which has the VR38DETT engine from the R35 GT-R.
@@AvidUTuberthey never said it was a bad car, just ugly
@@mullliner perhaps...but the short guy has a very long history of shitting on Japanese cars. Go see his review of the LFA...referring to it as "just a Toyota" 🤣 Today, the LFAs the most highly sought after supercar, surpassing the likes of Ferraris and Lambos(Audi's)
you mean "Datsun" compilation, mate.
off topic
have people seen American's are now reacting to Clarkson Hammond & May Videos
*Americans and yes, we love the greatest car show on earth over here!
@@jamesengland7461 In The World
I never thought I’d hear the Subnautica TTS voice in a Top Gear episode.
He is
Datsun*
Datsun.
It's a Datsun
9:37 as an American I don’t get this at all, unfortunately.
Watch the Patagonia special
Nissan
Nissan juke is a Nissan joke