At case of Finland's Winter War, yeah, about 10x time more divisions were attacking, than defending Finland. And Finland had just few tanks/fighter planes.
In case of Finland's Winter War, yeah, about 10x time more divisions were attacking, than defending Finland. And Finland had just few tanks/fighter planes.
@@joachimhupe4018 that is correct, no matter how crunchy there baguettes are, with enough rain they get soggy and need replacement, by5years of the tower standing the bakers in paris couldn't handle it and went on strike, then after the strike they but metal in the tower
@@MrEddie4679 gosh dang it it was all a trap! They wanted us to throw the tea in the harbor all along! Now we must resort to asking Elongated Musket to send all the teabags (and loose tea leaves) to the sun for proper destruction .
That programmers still have int under/over flows is always a bit embarrassing. Think of this if you ever think 'perhaps we should vote electronically'.
Don't think this is an overflow since that would mean you'd have around 2 billion planes (assuming it's an unsigned 32-bit integer) looks more like a simple arithmetic error, so it gives Syria -1 million planes and takes -1 million planes from France resulting in it actually subtracting planes, simple logic check to see if it's below zero should fix an error like this, just a minor oversight, but yeah the thing about electronic voting does apply here :')
@@tonikotinurmi9012 that is because you prob are a more tech minded person who worries about these things. And not like most people who either not care, don't think it is a problem, or the problem is overstated, or whatever.
@@NiekSchoemaker you are right that it is a logic bug. Not sure if it is just a minor oversight however. Because I assume (have not tested this) that just using a small amount of planes will work. Also that you get 1876018 planes and not 2 billion or 2.4mil (as he entered) is a bit strange. (I'm assuming 1 truck is important, that prob is the only thing that is checked, and then something else weird happens that transforms the 2.4 mil into 1876018). But that is just me armchair bug fixing. In reality it is something totally different ;).
Little known fact but dumping of tea into the Boston harbour resulted in local crab life becoming more sophisticated. After some time it was common to see crabs wearing monocles and top hats.
America AmericaAmerica, fuck yeah! Comin' again to save the motherfuckin' day, yeahAmerica, fuck Yeah! Freedom is the only way, yeahTerrorists, your game is through 'Cause now you have ta answer toAmerica, fuck yeah! So lick my butt and suck on my ballsAmerica, fuck… America, fuck yeah! Whatcha' gonna do when we come for you nowIt's the dream that we all share It's the hope for tomorrow (Fuck Yeah!)
‘You might have hit the like button by now, who knows?’ *Checks like button* *Realizes I've gotten to a point where I automatically like all of his videos without even noticing*
it's always strange with spiff, that's why i subscribed even though i despise his imperialistic tendencies and don't much drink tea. That and as an American I love telling him to bugger on back to great Britain when he jokes about conquering america.
@@blueberry1c2 He literally says he had to go back several times... and that this exploit doesn't work anymore. I'm in awe by your powers of deduction.
@@MateusAntonioBittencourt Look, I wasn't completely paying attention to the video as I was doing stuff around the house at the time. When I'm doing housework, I can't be listening intently to everything he says. End of discussion.
Anyone else found The Spiffing Brit through TH-cam recommends? This guy is about to become one of the new big ones. Kinda the same thing that happened to RTGames.
...I think you've just crossed into double-heresy. Like, I don't enjoy tea at all, but I know that it doesn't belong in coffee. I'm picky about coffee, but I know that coffee doesn't belong in tea. You may expect a joint task force of British and American inquisitors to visit you shortly.
5:50 "While the majority supports party radical, we may lose them to more radical elements" wat also much love on the game for recognizing you are in fact british in 18:26, as the in game brits sure as hell had nothing to do with it.
I'd love to see you do one of these ridiculous game breaks and then actually finish the game of HOI4. There's something slightly unsatisfying about seeing you steamroll through all of them only to have the game crash instead of reaching a resolution (like, say, controlling most of the world).
11:15 air superiority gives your generals more initiative, essentially fucking the enemy up with tactic buffs and debuffs and countering their generals' tactics
Wait... so... he puppeted states, made land-lease with them and then... cancelled them which bugged the game to give you free planes? Do I understand it right? Is that bug even still in the game o_O
The game used a signed int without a maximum entry check. This caused an overflow error changing the variable to negative. He then gave these negative planes to Syria... or you could say he removed negative planes from France. Essentially, 0 -(-1)=1.... Amazing game mechanics.
god fucking damnit i want to let my inner german hang out like this guy is hanging out his inner brit (all the french natrual enemy stuff) but god forbid. I would be burned at the stakes. I just love this kind of humor, great vid entertaining like always. Cant wait for you to play the new DLC. You could even just play it serious and i would watch.
I love how HOI4 was so unready for France to stomp Germany, it said that British forces took Berlin, when it was in fact distinctly tealess French tanks.
"Carpet bomb them"
"Carpet bomb where, exactly? Their capital? Their front line?"
"The entire country."
“Carpet bomb Germany”
“Carpet bomb where?”
“...Yes”
@@lamfan3591 r/inclusivelyor
@@josephwaul6137 ł
HANS. GET ZE STUKA.
Carpet bomb their forests and rivers!
"Italy, that tank has no supplies. What are you doing?"
Surprisingly accurate.
Germany captured Hitlers capability for strategy quite accurately as well.
At case of Finland's Winter War, yeah, about 10x time more divisions were attacking, than defending Finland. And Finland had just few tanks/fighter planes.
"never in the field of human conflict was so much owned by so many to so many planes" 100 stat man 1945
In case of Finland's Winter War, yeah, about 10x time more divisions were attacking, than defending Finland. And Finland had just few tanks/fighter planes.
Spif: "France just learned how to put metal beams together"
Eiffel Tower: "Am I a joke to you?"
Those are baguettes and cheese
littlewolf 34219 With dried escargot
Oh come on, it is common knowlege, that the eifel tower was originaly made of Baguettes, but was latet convirted to a metal build tower.
@@joachimhupe4018 that is correct, no matter how crunchy there baguettes are, with enough rain they get soggy and need replacement, by5years of the tower standing the bakers in paris couldn't handle it and went on strike, then after the strike they but metal in the tower
burnt croissants.
As one of the 4 Danish subscribers, I will answer your threat with throwing my tea in the nearest harbor.
Join us on the dark side!
I did better, I converted my English wife to coffee.
every single bag = 1 broken English heart
sure that is threat to brittish men? turning the sea into one giant tea cup sounds like a reward to me
@@MrEddie4679 gosh dang it it was all a trap! They wanted us to throw the tea in the harbor all along! Now we must resort to asking Elongated Musket to send all the teabags (and loose tea leaves) to the sun for proper destruction .
Are we going to overlook the fact that Spiffing just took Rome using no more than four horsemen armed with binoculars? Suck it Hannibal!
Man the BF-109!
The Spiffing Brit I am seriusly Drinking tea brit
@@thespiffingbrit I would have really liked the specifications of the version of the game and the settings for this session you are playing
1) Enter Syria
2) Use virtual particles to spontaneously generate 1.8 million bombers and anti-bombers
In this episode:
Spiff causes the Syrian Civil War
its 2:30 am i shouldn't be laughing this hard
*trades 1 car for more recourses than are on the planet*
This is historically accurate
German soldiers: *Build entrenchments.*
French infantry: "Get the air-force."
6:35 it's not bad IA, it's just historicly accurate
Me, as an American: *sweating* Did you say “oil?”
No he did not your free to go
@@TheEarthSausage no there isn’t oil it finished :)
Oil.
Quack.
@@Canada_Goose no no no
OIL! HEY THATS OURS
"Colonies are not your friends! We found that out the hard way!"
*Americas loudly in the background*
18:38
“You are literally just 4 horses with a pair of binoculars”. This made me laugh far harder than it should have
"Colonies aren't your friends. We learned that the hard way."
Are you saying we're not friends? :(
- sincerely, a Canadian.
We are more friends with the other colonies than we are with the motherland.
I think that comment is more in reference to colonies like the USA XD USA USA USA
I sincerely love England.
* Sad Canadian Noises * 😂😂
We support you Canada. -America
Using an old version of the game to exploit it? HMMMMMMM
Hmmmmmmmmm
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
@@downfallofderuntergang does it work?
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
20:19 that's actually kind of historically accurate.
The world: *builds planes*
Soviets: Hmmm that tank looks aerodynamical
i love the boston tea party reference in regards to his love for tea.
The Brits always make such a big deal about America's preference for iced tea.
Is it a bird? Is it Superman? No, it's just the french...OH GOD THE FRENCH!
"Why is the sky getting so dark it's midday?"
"THE FRENCH ARE COMING!!!"
Man standing next to the man that shouted: Why should we be afraid? They have lost every war so far! *Gets bombed*
Beware; The Flying Frogs!
Their cheesy stench shall drown the land. . .
@@mcblaggart8565 Well bombing cheese might take a lot of planes but it's efficient in the end
War.
War never changes.
unless Spiff breaks the boundaries of reality and CHANGES war in the most epic way.
Wdym? Napoleon was spawning 2.4million horses and heavy artillery back in the napoleonic era.
Battle of Britain intensifies
Kill the tee
Thank you for not nuking Denmark.
Best regards
~1/4 of your Danish subscribers
Don’t worry we’re just protecting our allies not looking for oil .> just protecting
Can't wait for "Minecraft Is A Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits - Wood Only Challenge"
Got woods
OH WAIT
Minecraft is literally the gayest game ever made..
@@user-kn5ol8ck8s you are gayer than minecraft
Here before Justin Y.
@@thespiffingbrit lies lies lies he was 3 minutes late
Wait... That's illegal
He’s literally everywhere
Barely
Where even is Justin?
8:39 "strategically bomb the hell out of them" *"strategically"*
That programmers still have int under/over flows is always a bit embarrassing. Think of this if you ever think 'perhaps we should vote electronically'.
I do not understand why you do not have about +500 thumbs up here...
Don't think this is an overflow since that would mean you'd have around 2 billion planes (assuming it's an unsigned 32-bit integer) looks more like a simple arithmetic error, so it gives Syria -1 million planes and takes -1 million planes from France resulting in it actually subtracting planes, simple logic check to see if it's below zero should fix an error like this, just a minor oversight, but yeah the thing about electronic voting does apply here :')
@@tonikotinurmi9012 that is because you prob are a more tech minded person who worries about these things. And not like most people who either not care, don't think it is a problem, or the problem is overstated, or whatever.
@@NiekSchoemaker you are right that it is a logic bug. Not sure if it is just a minor oversight however. Because I assume (have not tested this) that just using a small amount of planes will work. Also that you get 1876018 planes and not 2 billion or 2.4mil (as he entered) is a bit strange. (I'm assuming 1 truck is important, that prob is the only thing that is checked, and then something else weird happens that transforms the 2.4 mil into 1876018). But that is just me armchair bug fixing. In reality it is something totally different ;).
They fixed this. He's using an old version of the game
Little known fact but dumping of tea into the Boston harbour resulted in local crab life becoming more sophisticated. After some time it was common to see crabs wearing monocles and top hats.
Game: Exists
Spiffing: “Perfectly Balanced”
Also Spiffing: Exploits the game
That's the joke
@@crogameri That's the joke
Kam Thats the joke
That's the joke @@cohenmleziva4615
Bleep Bloop thats the joke...
Spiff: We have to bomb Yugoslavia
Me: Goes into basement again while switching all the lights off
As a French, watching your channel is an everyday challenge, i'm literally fighting my DNA here. (Jk, love you, I still prefer Coffee over Tea)
Je sais, moi aussi j´ai mal mdr
ONE FRENCH
Coffee, I love coffee, i think ill start a Blitzkrieg tomorrow to get COFFEE
Try being a American he calls us uncivilized tea wasters when we only throw the tea in the harbor to make a point lol
@@supernova582 To be fair, most of us were drunk and cosplaying when we did that.
ohh, Integer oveflow.
well that's just an oversight
I like my coffee black, and my tea in the harbor.
'murica
America
AmericaAmerica, fuck yeah!
Comin' again to save the motherfuckin' day, yeahAmerica, fuck Yeah!
Freedom is the only way, yeahTerrorists, your game is through
'Cause now you have ta answer toAmerica, fuck yeah!
So lick my butt and suck on my ballsAmerica, fuck… America, fuck yeah!
Whatcha' gonna do when we come for you nowIt's the dream that we all share
It's the hope for tomorrow
(Fuck Yeah!)
Same here.
I perfer no tea at all...
Bloody heretics
As an Australian, the "we, the brits, learned this the hard way" remark got my sub.
After that germany will look like it was really after WW2. i love how reallist you are and that you truely show what happend thanks.
‘You might have hit the like button by now, who knows?’
*Checks like button*
*Realizes I've gotten to a point where I automatically like all of his videos without even noticing*
I know I'm 3 years late but I did the EXACT same thing when I read this I was like "wait." Checked and sure enough there was a like XD
Coffe= reply: tea=like
Coffee gang
What if I do both?
@@theowohrmann6765 your a God then
You E
#Cofeegang
2:21 spiffing brit having a boston harbor flash back
Finnland dont need divisions, they only need one sniper!
"White death" is why other countries do this greenhouse effect...
What about multiplications?
AHHH! THEY'RE MULTIPLYING!
I don’t understand how does such a civilized TH-camr who is also my favorite youtuber CRASH LITERALLY EVERY GAME HE PLAYS.
Damn u really like breaking games
We should all have a pool of tea
Watching this as a french was a.... very strange experience.
it's always strange with spiff, that's why i subscribed even though i despise his imperialistic tendencies and don't much drink tea. That and as an American I love telling him to bugger on back to great Britain when he jokes about conquering america.
as a german too
alright spiff, how many versions did you have to go back to do this?
There's the version number on the main menu at the start of the video, Oak 1.4.0
Yeah i got suspicious when he pointed out the national unity
@@blueberry1c2 He literally says he had to go back several times... and that this exploit doesn't work anymore.
I'm in awe by your powers of deduction.
@@MateusAntonioBittencourt Look, I wasn't completely paying attention to the video as I was doing stuff around the house at the time. When I'm doing housework, I can't be listening intently to everything he says. End of discussion.
Big massive colossal f for Spain everyone. Not even reanu keeves could have saved them
Reanu could save anything. You know this.
wellllll as one of the 4 danish subs i will protest to your sarcasm by drinking a cup of coffee
Integers are perfectly balanced numbers with no exploits
Anyone else found The Spiffing Brit through TH-cam recommends? This guy is about to become one of the new big ones. Kinda the same thing that happened to RTGames.
This aged like bread.
I added a teabag to my coffee, I hope this satisfies everyone.
...I think you've just crossed into double-heresy. Like, I don't enjoy tea at all, but I know that it doesn't belong in coffee. I'm picky about coffee, but I know that coffee doesn't belong in tea.
You may expect a joint task force of British and American inquisitors to visit you shortly.
@@jessegd6306 Lemme just add milk to my green tea for them.
I once added lemon to my cocoa
I think you made double enemies
"Everyone disliked that"
My god look at how much tea those bombs held
5:50 "While the majority supports party radical, we may lose them to more radical elements"
wat
also much love on the game for recognizing you are in fact british in 18:26, as the in game brits sure as hell had nothing to do with it.
*Spiffing goes back to an older version to use an exploit*
Wait. That's Illegal!
Not if you end the law people
Screw the law! I have millions of bombers!
The real question is: does the exploit work with beer?
Oi mate, you got a loicence for that exploit?
*I will make it legal*
USA heard there's need for capitalism in Syria... and that theres oil.
( invades Syria 🇸🇾 first )
France should have did this challenge in the actual ww2
Instead France built a wall and tried to make Germany pay for it.
They were too busy doing the surrender only challenge
mr conservative what do u own a country it’s hard to control one millions died that’s the reason
Getbackmurderer3 Roblox and more one million surrendered their lives
7:36 I vote C. Only a tea fueled mad brit could decide such an out of the box amazing plan
I'd love to see you do one of these ridiculous game breaks and then actually finish the game of HOI4. There's something slightly unsatisfying about seeing you steamroll through all of them only to have the game crash instead of reaching a resolution (like, say, controlling most of the world).
Somehow I went from watching videos about making cheese to being recommended videos on the ultimate cheese. These are fun.
"Bring your tea out"
American: pulls out coke and cheeseburger.
True American: Immediately drops tea in the nearest ocean
*Sugar and ice intensifies*
"That's right, at the end of the month they're releasing a brand new DLC. I know, isn't it wonderful?" - No, it's just Paradox.
You destroyed the only nice part of Germany. Darkest timeline but very funny video.
I love how rude slurping noises is considered ASMR
The return of hoi4
This is the secret preview for the new HOI 4 DLC:
Hearts of Iron 4: The Belkan War
Oooh yes an ace combat reference !!!
You have earned a sub, Spiff. You're hilarious
11:15 air superiority gives your generals more initiative, essentially fucking the enemy up with tactic buffs and debuffs and countering their generals' tactics
Wait... so... he puppeted states, made land-lease with them and then... cancelled them which bugged the game to give you free planes? Do I understand it right? Is that bug even still in the game o_O
It was an integer under/overflow. He had negative so many planes, that it wrapped back around to positive many.
The game used a signed int without a maximum entry check. This caused an overflow error changing the variable to negative. He then gave these negative planes to Syria... or you could say he removed negative planes from France. Essentially, 0 -(-1)=1.... Amazing game mechanics.
@@Alexander-jg2tc but it's still in the game??
@@thespiffingbrit oh no :((( that's too bad, thx for the reply tho :)
@@Mark-ft4jt The game not being broken is too bad...?
god fucking damnit i want to let my inner german hang out like this guy is hanging out his inner brit (all the french natrual enemy stuff) but god forbid. I would be burned at the stakes. I just love this kind of humor,
great vid entertaining like always. Cant wait for you to play the new DLC. You could even just play it serious and i would watch.
Stellaris Strike-Craft and PD only
Well if he does it in 2.2.5 it would probably be kinda viable which is kinda weird
to be fair i build all my defense starbases with hangers. (just two but it helps to have a few different ways to fight)
Jolly good I say! Absolutely spiffing old chap, good show!
I am french, I am sipping yorkshire tea, I'm not feeling like being your enemy my dear spiff, quite the contrary actually ^^
The USSR-Finland war that ocurred in this video is so historically accurate it's actually hilarious
Voting? In a video promoting her majesty’s British *Empire?*
I always drink coffee while watching these videos. That's right. I'm a rebel.
So, how did Spiff get all the equipment and vehicles?
Nobody:
American Wake Island Garrison: Let's go to the Middle East!!
What kind of honey do you recommend for the start of the video tea?
I wonder if he recommends wildflower, clover or some other honey.
My neighbors were beekeepers once and they gave us like 12 jars of honey. I'd recommend Blueberry or Cranberry honey.
@Manek Iridius Barbarians don't know of tea.
Why honey when that space could be filled with more tea?
I'm french...
And i love your videos...
And tea...
And bekeneneggz.
And my house is indeed made out of cheese and baguette.
oH tHe GamE JuSt CrAshEd.
you get saved a suspicious amount of times by crashes
Maybe his exorbitant abuse of exploits has a tendency to not just break the games, but actually break the games to the point of crashes...
Enemy soldiers: die at a 30 to 1 ratio to France soldiers.
Spiff: perfectly fine, as all things are.
I just spilled my tea :/ when does the pain go away
*it doesn't*
"Colonies aren't your friends."
As a Canadian, may I say: :(
C rhymes with tea. So I'm going with option C
C rhymes with tea, because we Americans threw some tea into the sea, see
I love the stereotypical Brit hating us Yanks. Keep up the good work. (The tea deserved it.)
When you send almost 10,000,000 weapons over to Syria and their Autonomy only drops by 0.02 every month...
I mean if they were actually delivered they'd be an integrated puppet in seconds.
I was thinking about subscribing and then I was called an absolute majestic sausage! That alone deserves a subscribe, like and bell icon!
Fun fact: Unless I missed a step this no longer works
He said he was playing on an older version.
"Mein teacher? I vill need the Czechoslovakian boy's desk as vell"
Shaggy’s power is nothing compared to Spiff’s when it comes to breaking games (and profiting!)
When I realised you love tea as much as I do I subscribed streight away!
Ay, I’m one of the four Danish subscribers
Tredje
guess we found all 4 danish subs (me being the 4th)
And I'm one of the subscribers living in Yugoslavia and getting bombed by 700 spiff bombers.
@@dannisvanborgThatRandomGeek hey, did you guys get children?
Jeg er her også.
danni svanborg men er jeg så også den fjerde eller hvad sker der her?
XD that Yugoslavia reference was so funny , yet so true,
So uh....
Can this, yknow
Still be done? Purely for academic reasons
Downgrade to an older version.
7:49 C for the all the seas the Spiffing Brit rules over.
What tea should i drink to have the best experience while watching your videos?
I shall take a gander at this tweet so I can taste tea British style
No tea at all. That's how I watch videos.
@@atear2616 very bad of u. prepare some tea before u get some Spiffing's fury
@@HonestShell Murica'!
Folgers
I love how HOI4 was so unready for France to stomp Germany, it said that British forces took Berlin, when it was in fact distinctly tealess French tanks.
“How could they throw that tea in the harbor?!”
Americans: We’ll ducking do it again!
9:46 you forget, Germany has a history of fighting wars on multiple fronts.
Plane Only? Do you mean America's historical strategy?
"We have assault rifles"
"We have B17's"
To be fair, the Navy has it's own air command. Lol
The best boats are the ones that send a hundred planes out per hour
hahahahha. I really wasn't expecting that jump in to the video. Kind of made me feel like s kid for being so giddy about it.