This had me cracking up. " Lucky I'm here to iron out your problems!" And "there's no I in fish" that absolutely destroyed me at the end. I'll be checking out more content by this guy again.
@@MLBeaton he stumbles around drunkenly, I'm his kitchen video he even references sailing. I don't know if it's done on purpose, i was just saying I found it funny the voice was similar. Didn't mean any harm by it friend. Hope something good happens to you today.
@@IAmCrustyyo dude I rlly want you to see this this is my first day seeing you and I’m already subbed 2 vids in the first vid was the gas station thinige ans the second was one of the hitmans
its like an escapee from an insane asylum stumbled into hitman contract work had one too many drinks and some how stumbles his way to success. I love it
''you guys look ready for almost anything.. except, of course, a man with a fish'' England's old and useless laws: HALT! IT IS A CRIME AGAINST THE CROWN TO SUSPICIOUSLY HOLD A FISH!
@3:38 - Wow, that rolled up newspaper was very effective! Imagine how devastating it would have been if Crusty had kept it until he could wrap it around the equally effective fish...
Somehow crusty turned this mess of a game into a very entertaining video. I always wanted to watch crusty play hitman and this is everything I wanted and more
At least Gray takes time to replenish his own soul (by taking the souls of others) with the occasional Sims4 experiment, People Playground session, Stickman Dismount & other, similar games.
Actual hitman meta: an assassin poses as various members of an organization to infiltrate and kill given targets. Crusty’s hitman meta: a psychopath who believes he’s an actual detective gives solving a murder his best effort, happens to turn everyone into a corpse along the way.
''You guys look ready for anything...Except of course...A man with a fish!'' 🤣 I love the jokes on this channel, wish I'd discovered the channel sooner.
Casually pointing out that the real detective woke up from his nap, walked into the mansion naked, put on new clothes and walked out is genius level stuff 😅
Like i was laughing at things. Steadily mind you. But then i absolutely f'n lost it at about 4 min in and had to take semiregular breaks throughout the rest of the video. A+++ content, sir.
Whats sad is that the only good family member of that family was the one who was playing the piano. He has to write the words to say at the fake funeral for the madam. He was the only one devastated when she faked her death. And he was the only one who couldnt stop calling his ex because he needed support through the hard times.
It can be a little janky but Hitman 3 in VR has gotten an undeserved bad reputation. I own 40 of the most popular VR games and Hitman 3 is by far the best one I've played
Try Bond. Crusty Bond goes nuts on everyone. You know know you'll choose to except the job. I love watching this. The commentary keeps me coming back. And the random attacks ba😆😄😄😅🤣🤣😂😉😀😆😄🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂
please leave your wishes here for the magical fish thank you
As a fish, I am extremely happy tony fish stick got what he deserved
Fun fact butterflies bathe in the blood of there friends and foes thanks Tik Tok
I wish that it shall dominate the world even further
@@SageScypher I d I d n t n e e d t o k n o w t h a t
Oh great magical fish may I use you to bludgeon my enemys!
Best episode of Hitman yet lol. "There is no I in fish" got me more then it should have, same with "Quick, call and tell them there is 1 more" lol.
he's so quick with the improv
Tell them there is one more had me literally in tears.
Also when he said "You dont want to come out here, theres a madman with an iron" its just too funny.
"We've got multiple bodies on the floor!"
"Quickly inform them of one more!"
Hahaha.
Hadme in stitches
3:42
While holding a newspaper AND beating a man: "Have you heard the news? I am falsely accused of murder"
Then the npc went flying and ragdolled like he was appalled by the news.
This had me cracking up. " Lucky I'm here to iron out your problems!"
And "there's no I in fish" that absolutely destroyed me at the end.
I'll be checking out more content by this guy again.
Dudes like "what if Jack sparrow played hitman"
Well then he'd be the worst detective you've ever heard!
Don’t let crusty hear you say that or that will happen:
You all need to get jack sparrow out of youre heads... list how they are simular, because I dont see it... just parrot commenters
@@MLBeaton he stumbles around drunkenly, I'm his kitchen video he even references sailing. I don't know if it's done on purpose, i was just saying I found it funny the voice was similar. Didn't mean any harm by it friend. Hope something good happens to you today.
@@mwwill5465 but you have heard of him
Imagine all of this madness performed and said with Agent 47's blank, monotonous stare.🤣
10:25 actual TEARS OF LAUGHTER 🤣
The meeting with Madam Carlisle was great. I bet the guards weren't expecting such fishy behaviour from detective/hitman Crusty.
The music during the garden fork stabbing is the touch of an artist
This is one the best things I have seen online in weeks. Fantastic. What a dark joy it has been finding your channel.
I much appreciate your patronage!
@@IAmCrustyyo dude I rlly want you to see this this is my first day seeing you and I’m already subbed 2 vids in the first vid was the gas station thinige ans the second was one of the hitmans
Crusty just casually dragging a body while shaming the guards is unnironically the funniest bit tomfoolery in this video.
Welp, first time I've seen one of your videos and it had my laughing the whole time. Prepare to be binge watched my friend
Don't threaten me with something lovely
its like an escapee from an insane asylum stumbled into hitman contract work had one too many drinks and some how stumbles his way to success. I love it
"I *HOPE* he can swim-"
" *I HEARD THAT* "
The genuine fun you have in these VR games make me wish i could afford it love watching these! thank you!
Guy save up and buy one
The next PlayStation VR is looking very very good
1:43 "Smell that? These are the hands of a man who will get to the bottom of this!"
"Fortunately I am here, to IRON out your problems!" *bonks head with iron*
The puns and wit are too good. I love it. XD
Two by two, hands of blue.
"There's no 'i' in 'fish'"
Almost made my coffee come out my nose.
Thank you for being so silly
hahaha same here 😂
"I hope he can swim"
* Head bangs to the music while watching Crusty smack stupid people with a fish *
Always makes my day
Haha, I love these kind of shenanigans! As well! Congratulations to your 400.000! Big Milestone!
6:00 I feel your pain...you hide it well though...
A man with a fish doesn't need a front door frisking 😂
''you guys look ready for almost anything.. except, of course, a man with a fish''
England's old and useless laws: HALT! IT IS A CRIME AGAINST THE CROWN TO SUSPICIOUSLY HOLD A FISH!
Absolute comedy my friend I haven’t laughed this hard in a while 🤣🤣🤣
ah seeing crusty beat people with a pufferfish is exactly what i needed rn lmao
That boy band fist clench upon explanation had me fully invested.
"Fortunately I am here, to iron out your problems!" Bonk. Lmfao
9:48 best part 🤣🤣🤣🤣
gracefully walking up to the piano man with a feather duster made me choke on my breakfast
Hearing Carlisle instantly made me think of Lazarus, and how cool it would be to have a game for it.
I love the sociopathic undertones in your voice alone, let alone your actions. 11/10 good youtuber
@3:38 - Wow, that rolled up newspaper was very effective! Imagine how devastating it would have been if Crusty had kept it until he could wrap it around the equally effective fish...
please do more of these 👌 love the jack sparrow acting... you earned my subscription
LOLOL the way you picked up the shotgun and it just goes off was like someone handling a shotgun that shouldn't be, and had no prior training.
This series is singlehandedly the reason I'm envious of people with VR sets...
Man, this one derailed more than usual towards the end. Freaking hilarious.
Somehow crusty turned this mess of a game into a very entertaining video. I always wanted to watch crusty play hitman and this is everything I wanted and more
"We have multiple bodies, quick inform them of one more...BANG"
HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
ROFL. The way they made the hand gestures are hilarious!
7:31 That has to be the clunkiest murder I have ever witnessed
“you’re like bread on bread”
truer words have never been spoken
Hitman just proves that yes, you can violence your way to a solution.
"I thought feather dusters were soft? Glass is bloody fragile itn't it?"
Congrats on the 400K, you’re a legend
Crusty killing people with a fish reminds me of a Florida man that has his soul ripped away from him with every happy wheels or gta map he plays
Death Battle: Crusty vs. Gray.
At least Gray takes time to replenish his own soul (by taking the souls of others) with the occasional Sims4 experiment, People Playground session, Stickman Dismount & other, similar games.
I like the way he strolls up to the door.
you earned a sub for this one, ma boy
I just got the notification and I can already tell this is going to be chaos in a nutshell
'Shuffle bananas' is now part of my vocabulary
"You're like bread on bread"-Crusty 2022
Actual hitman meta: an assassin poses as various members of an organization to infiltrate and kill given targets. Crusty’s hitman meta: a psychopath who believes he’s an actual detective gives solving a murder his best effort, happens to turn everyone into a corpse along the way.
6:04 I feel your pain, i was sad to see the screen go black also
2:17 we can see here that Agent 47 is in fact a vampire.
You've got some real Jack Sparrow vibes. I dig it.
Damn had me cracking up like crazy, a mix of jack sparrow and the hitman....YES! MORE!....
my man was investigating crimes by doing crimes
You need to understand the mind of a criminal to truly best a criminal
I feel like with each video Crusty is getting increasingly less sober
Awesome Crusty moment "I was planning on not killing anyone" just after he kills six people, priceless :-)
''You guys look ready for anything...Except of course...A man with a fish!'' 🤣 I love the jokes on this channel, wish I'd discovered the channel sooner.
Im so spoiled with all these videos. You're doing awesome Crusty ;-). Hitman anything is awesome (even when broken)
This guy is a video gaming GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Always nice to see a crusty upload, always
Unless you are blind. Then it is just moderately confused, and alittle befuddled.
“FUNNY HOW THAT WORKS OUT “ Johnny D voice 🤣
This is one of the most entertaining videos I have ever seen on TH-cam. Vr is really going somewhere slowly
Avoid a front door frisking - had me chuckling ... no idea what you are smoking when making this video, but please keep on it - so funny.
"Man falsely accused of murder" ... goes on a killing spree 🤣
The toilet drowning blackout drives me Insane! Wish there was a mod to fix this...
9:47 quickly, inform them there is one more! lol
Don't know why it was recommended, but this was hilarious! 🤣
i need a vr headset so bad man lmao this is hilarious
One of the most immersive and complex murder sims in gaming history, and this guy plays it like an fps game XD
Fish Person Shooter
Detective Crusty's my favorite Crusty.
YES!! You did my idea! I LOVE it! Thank you Crusty! we must see more of the Magical Cod!
Holy shit, your physical presence in this virtual world has me fucking ROLLING!
That garden fork bit cracked me up! 😂
5:16 you know if crusty is calling someone a sick fuck you know its true lmao
Man I love watching u, always makes my day better from all the laughing I do
Your comedy is really my type , i really like to watch this because of your scence of humar , one more subscriber 😁
Puts hands on a mans face*
"Smell that? These are the hands of a man who'll get to the bottom of this." 🤣🤣🤣
Casually pointing out that the real detective woke up from his nap, walked into the mansion naked, put on new clothes and walked out is genius level stuff 😅
"shhh I realized I stopped caring". lol.
Like i was laughing at things. Steadily mind you. But then i absolutely f'n lost it at about 4 min in and had to take semiregular breaks throughout the rest of the video. A+++ content, sir.
This was fucking gold.
Thankyou for the amusement. Grade A content right here.
Literally tearing up from laughing
I need more of hitman! Crusty please give us moaaar!!
That was awesome! 😎 What a great detective!🥴👍
"I heard that" 🤣
I was in the middle of having a drink and “I’ll iron out your problems” ting drink went everywhere
Whats sad is that the only good family member of that family was the one who was playing the piano. He has to write the words to say at the fake funeral for the madam. He was the only one devastated when she faked her death. And he was the only one who couldnt stop calling his ex because he needed support through the hard times.
i just came to see the new Hitman VR gameplay, but this was highly entertaining! lol thanks!
Was playing this yesterday...thinking this game in VR would be nice.
It can be a little janky but Hitman 3 in VR has gotten an undeserved bad reputation. I own 40 of the most popular VR games and Hitman 3 is by far the best one I've played
Can't remember the last time I laughed that much. Just found you but I'm already subscribing, I realised I can't live without you.
Try Bond. Crusty Bond goes nuts on everyone. You know know you'll choose to except the job. I love watching this. The commentary keeps me coming back. And the random attacks ba😆😄😄😅🤣🤣😂😉😀😆😄🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂
A British hit job with some American flair. When I played this mission, I thought, “fk, I miss high school”. Then I started blastin.
Imagine throwing a saltwater puffer fish into fresh water. Chaos
"Shh! I realised I stopped caring!"
just found this guys channel last night watching hitman vr all I can say is your awesome
*you're
Hands down best LP I've ever seen.
Fish: *Somebody makes Crust drop Fish.*
Crusty: *Murderers Everybody.*
Genius concept and execution, Crusty.