Hitman in VR is a moral disaster...

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  • @IAmCrusty
    @IAmCrusty  ปีที่แล้ว +312

    Yes it was supposed to be Fallout this week but then I streamed Hitman a few days ago and I get a little unsettled sometimes with how long it takes between videos so I thought I could release this one quicker and I did so I would like a balloon and claps for this accomplishment thank you very much.

    • @IAmCrusty
      @IAmCrusty  ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Hoping for Fallout next week

    • @mburkett6846
      @mburkett6846 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@IAmCrustyyour dramatic at 2:22 when the musics playing

    • @Jesus-Christs-servant
      @Jesus-Christs-servant ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Crusty you should do a video where you use guns in Skyrim and mock everyone else because they have weak weapons

    • @Jesus-Christs-servant
      @Jesus-Christs-servant ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@IAmCrustyDo you like my idea

    • @darthbader6506
      @darthbader6506 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🎈👏❤

  • @lelouchvibritannia3513
    @lelouchvibritannia3513 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    3:15 to 3:22 was the best 7 seconds of hand to hand combat I've ever seen.

  • @thomasaghotmail
    @thomasaghotmail ปีที่แล้ว +217

    Watching Crusty play in VR is like watching TV episodes of American Psycho. Without the American...😂

    • @alucardnolifeking789
      @alucardnolifeking789 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      more like a sociopath cause he shows many emotions 😂

    • @raph5402
      @raph5402 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Its like Jack sparrow meets american psycho

  • @jamesbudd6129
    @jamesbudd6129 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Love the chaotic personality if Crusty especially in the Hitman series as no matter how destructive he is, he gets the job done one way or another. Love it!!

  • @lonelyfoxychild
    @lonelyfoxychild ปีที่แล้ว +79

    "Oh no I killed bumblebee" had me laughing way too hard

  • @BigSteve_Gaming187
    @BigSteve_Gaming187 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    It's so nice to see Crusty doing what he does best. I'm not quite sure exactly what it is, but he does it with style. 👌

    • @grimreaper6939
      @grimreaper6939 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well, it's obviously murder. :)

    • @BigSteve_Gaming187
      @BigSteve_Gaming187 ปีที่แล้ว

      @grimreaper6939 Some would argue, art... So, by not simplifying it to one word may precisely be his point.

  • @LegacyOfM
    @LegacyOfM ปีที่แล้ว +49

    The comical running and random punching of bystanders. Heck of an intro Crusty.

  • @armandoreyes1029
    @armandoreyes1029 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Man looking at him is like looking at Joker running rampant all over the place, is perfect

  • @jollyrot3145
    @jollyrot3145 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    First I laughed watching Crusty slap the madame until her torso ragdoll’ed beneath the strain. And then died when he attacked that man in the locker rooms so hard with a feather duster that he sprang like gag snakes out of a can. Your play throughs are a special kind of magic 💜👏

  • @seymourbuttz6419
    @seymourbuttz6419 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Crusty petting a cactus, sticking his face onto it, yelling "OW", then telling it it's doing a good job is perfect

  • @feaRaef
    @feaRaef ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Last night, I had a nightmare where I was an NPC in a Hitman game, and you hunted me down with that crazy voice. It felt so real, and it definitely wasn't fun!

    • @IAmCrusty
      @IAmCrusty  ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I'll get you next time :)

    • @RDR2_GUYY
      @RDR2_GUYY 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@IAmCrusty In real life or in a dream

  • @nox-ut8xh
    @nox-ut8xh ปีที่แล้ว +52

    mate i can't stop laughing at every single second of your stuff. it's genuinely incredible keep it up man you got some serious talent

    • @IAmCrusty
      @IAmCrusty  ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I very much appreciate that

    • @troydorr4867
      @troydorr4867 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Well said my friend!
      Couldn't agree more! 👏

  • @isacfelix1278
    @isacfelix1278 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That last part made me think of an actual story to this, like he's actually part of some sort of super soldier program that they thought was a failure because he became increasingly impossible to control and extremely hard to kill, not realizing that he's also capable of reversing time after he dies and the reason he's so hard to control is because he's gone completely insane after dying so much.

  • @johnoswald1595
    @johnoswald1595 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    These Hitman VR videos have been a joy to watch thoroughly enjoyed the crazy shenanigans that went on in this playlist. And of course the hand clenched as you say something ''profound'' 😂

    • @IAmCrusty
      @IAmCrusty  ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Glad you like them!

  • @shawnhitt5312
    @shawnhitt5312 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    That duck on the axe was too perfect. Almost like it was choreographed lol

  • @KyahGrace
    @KyahGrace ปีที่แล้ว +2

    3:02 "Sometimes I like to run my hand through broken glass just to feel like im alive" gives the same vibe of the song Hurt by Trent Reznor "I hurt myself today to see if I still feel. I focus, on the pain. The only thing thats real. "

  • @bignips11
    @bignips11 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    5:50 crusty has officially gone insane

  • @amanitamuscaria5863
    @amanitamuscaria5863 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    9:38 I find it rather disturbing that it says unconscious witness with an axe in her head.

    • @IAmCrusty
      @IAmCrusty  ปีที่แล้ว +5

      These kids with their wacky piercings!

  • @napbuddy1754
    @napbuddy1754 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    6:44 *"Have you ever walked on stairs before?"*

  • @johnelliott7850
    @johnelliott7850 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Personally, my favourite is when Crusty does Hitman. Hilarious!

  • @joshiesworld77
    @joshiesworld77 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This (like pretty much every VR game) allows Crusty to explore some of the craziest scenarios, and I love it.

  • @Isaiah-h8n
    @Isaiah-h8n ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The first time I saw your videos you were throwing a dead boneworks man into a massive pile of other corpses. Talk about first impressions. I can definitely say my life is at least a little better. Thank you so much for all you do.

    • @IAmCrusty
      @IAmCrusty  ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thanks for sticking around!

    • @Isaiah-h8n
      @Isaiah-h8n ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Your welcome.

    • @Isaiah-h8n
      @Isaiah-h8n ปีที่แล้ว

      You're

  • @Vertically_rotated_shark
    @Vertically_rotated_shark ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:10 that cacti innit gonna get fired anytime soon

  • @CthulhuSteve
    @CthulhuSteve ปีที่แล้ว +15

    That Crusty sure knows how to throw a "killer" party! Eh! Get it!? A "KILLER" party!

    • @IAmCrusty
      @IAmCrusty  ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I don't get it please explain

    • @Oghrcoil
      @Oghrcoil ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ​@@IAmCrustyraspberry jam.

    • @ItsBunnyBuns
      @ItsBunnyBuns ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@IAmCrustyedible plants

  • @MessereHawke
    @MessereHawke ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So love the Steven Seagul Aikido moves at 3:15

  • @Ryvucz
    @Ryvucz ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Absolutely mental, I love it.

  • @joshdews1987
    @joshdews1987 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Crusty makes me very happy when playing hitman 😂

  • @JacobHart-b2b
    @JacobHart-b2b ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I must say you're the only video game streamer that I follow and watch videos from. You have made boring moments of my life entertaining and for that I applaud you sir

  • @wongusman
    @wongusman ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i really liked the part where he started dancing with the axe
    idk why that was so funny to me

  • @cipher6207
    @cipher6207 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This guy could makes the perfect joker. Love your videos

  • @chesterlestrange7725
    @chesterlestrange7725 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "AHHHHHHHHHH!!! *SLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAP
    ~Crusty 2023

  • @Titan-uy1qy
    @Titan-uy1qy ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh my God, Crusty walking down the stairs with the axe was absolute gold

  • @TheCharlee1984
    @TheCharlee1984 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Some people look forward to coming home after a long hard day and having a glass of wine or to spend time with the kids, but for me it's watching Crusty Shenanigans.. You are hilarious Sir Crusty

  • @teddyboukagain9985
    @teddyboukagain9985 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Crusty goes to a winery and has so much fun he forgot to try the wine.

  • @zimmerplayer9611
    @zimmerplayer9611 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This whole channel is the definition of chaos and i love it
    (also first time i ever got a heart thanks crusty)

    • @zimmerplayer9611
      @zimmerplayer9611 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@DudeDastardlyno its cause i edited the coment

    • @zimmerplayer9611
      @zimmerplayer9611 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@DudeDastardlyhe aniquilated half the population of my neighbour country i woudnt doubt it

  • @CamSteadyFan
    @CamSteadyFan ปีที่แล้ว +1

    6:49 I can't literally

  • @darcystarr7131
    @darcystarr7131 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Yes!!!! More Crusty Hitman!! Thank you for making my day Crusty!

  • @thesenate6885
    @thesenate6885 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:14 me greeting my home boy.

  • @TheLiamis
    @TheLiamis ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That was a KILLER party if ever ive seen 1.

  • @Lady_RobinHood
    @Lady_RobinHood ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The rock chick at 11:48 she looks exactly like me down to the hi tops hahaha 🤣

  • @davidbailey6563
    @davidbailey6563 ปีที่แล้ว

    So well done - 'I'll take the frying pan as my plus one' - classic.

  • @morganariano2577
    @morganariano2577 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My poem to Sir Crusty Who lets the madman out of his clam again? Were you the Bananaman doing the Funky Chicken Dance? No, it was I, the giant cockroach man from the Moon, as he ran down the road screaming that the Frenchmen were coming.

  • @darthbader6506
    @darthbader6506 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Thank you for turning a fairly grim Saturday around

  • @skyskyzane4802
    @skyskyzane4802 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I was missing Hitman! Lol the chaos and telling the party of ppl to look at the woman needing to pee 🤣🤣🤣

  • @chemicalvamp
    @chemicalvamp ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I laughed so hard at that slapping fight.

  • @Aubergine_Eggplant_Man
    @Aubergine_Eggplant_Man 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "Oh, how sad! I've lost touch with my childhood self.
    Can't possibly think of why."

  • @aRandomRadioStation
    @aRandomRadioStation ปีที่แล้ว

    Crusty: "He's dressed like a strawberry!"
    also crusty: "Hermione, look out!" *shoots*

  • @justin-alexander
    @justin-alexander ปีที่แล้ว +3

    3:16 FINISH HER

  • @RBLXGRASS
    @RBLXGRASS 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    12:41 CRUSTY!? WHAT THE ACTUALL HELL!?

    • @mingrui1862
      @mingrui1862 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Crusty never disappoints 😂😅

  • @Nighthawk-Ken
    @Nighthawk-Ken ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Smacked the man in the face with a skillet 😂😂😂

  • @Aaron_600
    @Aaron_600 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He was patiently walking down the stairs 😂 6:48

  • @KingDrullan
    @KingDrullan 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    That duck was so clean 4:41💀

  • @Genericguy807
    @Genericguy807 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Crusty you’ve done it. You’ve reached 666k subs.

  • @firestuka8850
    @firestuka8850 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Now, if this was the gameplay trailer, I would buy it

  • @sizzlinggecko
    @sizzlinggecko 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    1:48 if a guy with a gun starts death-shooting everyone around you and upon crossing you he‘s singin „heeya heeyaoo…“, you can consider yourself lucky to day in a fast way😂😂

  • @UnstoppableGiant
    @UnstoppableGiant ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Man got drunk off the grapes

  • @Skullzgurman
    @Skullzgurman ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I would hire Crusty as a hitman he is the worlds best hitman

  • @VelvetVoice
    @VelvetVoice ปีที่แล้ว

    You, sir, have won yourself another Subscriber - I haven't gut-laughed with such unbridled merriment for such a long time. Aythangyew!

  • @Trypd
    @Trypd ปีที่แล้ว +1

    666k subscribers! Congrats dude! 🤘😈🤘

  • @jdscorpion91
    @jdscorpion91 ปีที่แล้ว

    Whenever opera music starts playing, we know the fun is starting.

  • @housekilla457
    @housekilla457 หลายเดือนก่อน

    4:51
    It’s hip to be square!

  • @szlothh6339
    @szlothh6339 ปีที่แล้ว

    holy shit i needed this today, right now. "he's behind youuuuuuu" lmao

  • @bitman3043
    @bitman3043 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm just glad you came out with another video. BTW, that shotgun has some range.

  • @The_Stray
    @The_Stray ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Missed you, sir! It's always great to see your videos!

  • @cedricjones7418
    @cedricjones7418 ปีที่แล้ว

    BEST MIX Hitman VR with IAmCrusty

  • @Raffikki89
    @Raffikki89 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    04:40 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Raffikki89
      @Raffikki89 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thank you for the like. Made me come back and laugh again 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @AveryHD_06
    @AveryHD_06 ปีที่แล้ว

    "yeah, look me in the eyes, buddy" 😂😂😂😂

  • @10GaugeManiac
    @10GaugeManiac ปีที่แล้ว

    6:09 you killed almost Mr Bean! Mr Bean works at a coffee plant. I guess you killed Mr Grape.

  • @Unspokin1
    @Unspokin1 ปีที่แล้ว

    Best line ever, 12:17 " i can pick her up and aim her over the side like a super soaker 5000." lol these little episode of VR is genius can't stop laughing

  • @Isfordanullbody
    @Isfordanullbody ปีที่แล้ว +1

    9:41 Hmmmmm, I wonder if thats a crime...

  • @Mati_Panzer
    @Mati_Panzer ปีที่แล้ว

    reads "can you kill everyone in Argentina" while watching from Buenos Aires... *chuckles* I'm in danger!

  • @mumblez22
    @mumblez22 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is probably the funniest thing I've found on TH-cam for months. Do you improv these videos or do you prepare material? Just curious cause if it's improv you are super talented! Actually even if it's prepared it's still amazing!!

  • @mr_pawar_3
    @mr_pawar_3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    9:50 😂😂😂

  • @ToppyDreemurr
    @ToppyDreemurr ปีที่แล้ว

    "Oh no I killed Bumblebee" bro why do you not have more subscribers- you are literally a god of comedy lmao

  • @pex_the_unalivedrunk6785
    @pex_the_unalivedrunk6785 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Man, that sword 🗡️ was disappointingly awful. 😥 I was hoping it could impale or decap, but it just kept falling out of your hands. Oh well. Around 12:16 sounds like you've taken a part out of my book, and went full motherless PST on this game. Good work 👍

  • @startown8112
    @startown8112 ปีที่แล้ว

    The great crusty graces us again with visual happy fun times all rejoice. Crusty for president.

  • @OrLy-ut7ro
    @OrLy-ut7ro 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I like the Steven Seagal interlude at 3:16

  • @Darkwolfe73
    @Darkwolfe73 ปีที่แล้ว

    10:11 if only she took John Cleese's course on disarming someone.. with a banana.
    Self-defense against fresh fruit is such a lost art.

  • @Isaiah-h8n
    @Isaiah-h8n ปีที่แล้ว

    That one janitor he killed went crazy.

  • @TheBakus
    @TheBakus ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You are the equivalent of letting Jack Sparrow play VR games

  • @MeMe-zc7jh
    @MeMe-zc7jh ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I really love you. I think you might be the most original and distracting youtuber

  • @courtney5796
    @courtney5796 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    How this is not more popular astounds me! Funniest stuff on yt!

  • @hutch13133
    @hutch13133 ปีที่แล้ว

    The feather duster had me rolling!!!

  • @christopherandersson8109
    @christopherandersson8109 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love this. You Naughty hitman😂

  • @MLBeaton
    @MLBeaton ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Crusty singing Bonnie Tyler… I have the weirdest e-rection right now…

    • @MLBeaton
      @MLBeaton ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I have a mad crush on Bonnie…

  • @BobbySalamander
    @BobbySalamander ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I don’t know how, but Crusty, you make me laugh in every single video.. you are ✨magical✨

  • @Irondogg2011
    @Irondogg2011 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Yeah, look me in they eyes, buddy!"
    Ultimate way to assert dominance.

  • @TimothyHuffGuitar
    @TimothyHuffGuitar ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The pee part was hilarious

  • @troydorr4867
    @troydorr4867 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Huge fan!
    Hilarious as always Crusty!

  • @opheliastoysandgames532
    @opheliastoysandgames532 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    3:16 I am dead 💀

  • @BARKERSS
    @BARKERSS ปีที่แล้ว

    Who else gets serious Eddie izzard vibes from this guy? I’m fairly new to crustys stuff and I’m obsessed with it!

  • @Gennos00
    @Gennos00 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love your content Crusty keep it up!! 💙 Saludos desde Argentina 🇦🇷

  • @Lue_Jonin
    @Lue_Jonin ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lovely little party 🎉 😆 👍

  • @Mr.Despair.
    @Mr.Despair. ปีที่แล้ว

    Crusty is more Joker than the Joker himself ever will be tbh

  • @Rockstar25th
    @Rockstar25th ปีที่แล้ว +1

    yo crusty thank you for the laughs and joy your great love the content

  • @Michaelmyrers0
    @Michaelmyrers0 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    7:39 I’m Ded 😂😂😂

  • @Kyetheguy-l3t
    @Kyetheguy-l3t ปีที่แล้ว

    The channel description says some day his videos will be good. But your content is already good. Don’t shame on yourself. We love you crusty

  • @sandeman1776
    @sandeman1776 ปีที่แล้ว

    The best part of waking up is Crusty in your cup.

  • @jollyrot3145
    @jollyrot3145 ปีที่แล้ว

    At this point in the massacre, if I were one of these people and I was alive, I would just lay down and play dead.

  • @Aussie_Man
    @Aussie_Man ปีที่แล้ว

    Like a super soaker 5 thousand that was fire