Probability Comparison: Lies All Parents Tell!
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 31 ธ.ค. 2023
- Parents sometimes say things that are not completely true to help or teach their kids. These "small fibs" are said with love. They might promise a treat later to make you feel better or say things like carrots improve eyesight to encourage eating. Or... saying a pet went to live on a farm makes it easier to understand when it's no longer around. Even if not always completely true, they are said to be kind and helpful... I think.... What have you heard from your parents before?
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“Eating carrots improves your eyesight is a lie”
That explains why my eyesight is still the same.
🤣
But it doesn't explain why I'm orange
@@AidenMcKenzie-hk6ht1:58 just for the record the tooth fairy is real
@@jamessparkman6604 No it isn't
But carrots do improve your eyesight
my mom always tells me "when i was a kid we were poor, we never had any food, we lived in a crack hole house infested with cockroaches, so you should be thankful for what you have!"
she also said "when i grew up we owned video game systems but we never spent the whole day playing them!"
Parents should stop comparing their past to the present. It’s different today.
@@FatimaIzza no kidding. This world is changing fast. I remember when I was like 8 I had this small purple tv I would carry from room to room. The technology was so simple back then I could hook up the dvd player myself. It was one of those old fat TV’s if you know what I mean. I miss those days. It was a simpler time. Yt was only like goofy meme remix stuff. Like what does the fox say, duck song, cat came back, and gamgnam style. I know this is stupid but skibidi toilet is the only thing that reminds me of better times like that. The goofy nature and stupidity of it. And some characters having those old TV’s as heads. If you look into lore it’s a war between the toilets being new things being made from what the alliance created like how the lama song used pictures in it that where like Donald Duck. But a. Hunt of originality That’s basically what the toilets represent. And the alliance represents the new things that are completely original. Movies that are like Hollywood. So yeah. Skibidi toilet brings me back. I’m sure it brings back the older people more since they had more time for nostalgia to take place in.
@@Kiki_Fox People: SKIBIDI TOILET IS ROTTING YOUR BRAIN!
Also people: Man that stuff reminds me of the gmod things.
People who hate Skibidi toilet just forget when yt was gmod and comedy
Skibidi toilet is in sfm not gmod 💀💀💀💀
@@soon-ishOSCès
Fun fact: If your parents are lying that means they are not telling the truth.
Aint no way
NO WAAAAAAAY
Well duh
WOW WHAT A DISCOVERY😂
@@ZayansGaming167 ikr. Kids are a little too smart nowadays.
"You being the most beautiful kid" should go in 97% families ngl.
I guess I’m that 3% 😭
Fun fact: if you are lying then one day and nobody will trust you ever again.
ur on every vid like beggar
Dharman 💀
never lie or your sheep will eat your wolf
Bot
even if upr telling truth
Meme.
Guy: carrots are good for your eyes!
Other guy:*puts carrots in his eyes*
Other guy: YOU LIED TO ME
🤣🤣🤣
XD
Asdfmovie reference
Asdf
Eat humans for infinite strenght! :D
My mom: Lying is very bad
Also my mom: *lies*
true
Same
W comment
Yep
Soooo true!
Respect to the person who went through all those pains for us..
Not this bro again 💀🙏🏾
No this
How is this pain anyways?
As a kid, this is really gonna help me
Same
fr this is gonna help😂
YES COME MY ARMY
@@PizzaGuy22relax, being on youtube as a kid is not illegal, my whole class goes on TH-cam and they’re only like 6 or 7
Not to brag or anything but I knew most of these
"Thunder happens when clouds crash" - that is my grandfather's words when it is stormy outside
I think my sister was telling lies like this more than my parents ever have. 🤣
lol me too (and im talking about my 2nd oldest sister) 🤣🤣🤣
same
"Coffee is for adults." Sounds like it would be in 58% families.
This is one of the most relatable video I found
"Tooth fairy being real" belongs in 84% families
Nahh that has to be an inf%
"I always behaved well" hit hard
"We will buy it next time"
It's feels extremely nostalgic
The last one is not a lie. Saint Nicolas was a real person who wanted kids to have toys to play with every year. So in his workshop he built toys for kids to play with every Christmas!
but the red guy no
0:12 OH HELL NAWWW DUDE 💀
why the hell would 14% of parents think that earthquakes are god's *******
BAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Here’s another one
“Don’t touch that toad you’ll get warts”
Fun fact: my mom used to lie that brocolli tastes like candy.
Then your like Greg heffly from the wimpy kid series
Your mom was actually telling the truth. It tastes like skittles.
Are u on drugs
@@evermoore66665 no it taste like brocolli bubblegum
@@villss894 chicken flavored milkshake
My mom can't say she was good when she was younger, she got pregnant at 15.
WTH?!
Oh god-
what the heII is wrong with your mom
WHAT THE FU-
well, at least youre not abandoned
Ok but “we’ll buy it next time” is literally the most relatable thing ever
The biggest lies i was told as a child?
1. "Boys don't cry"
i was humiliated because of a mess i didn't make, got a detention, and nearly got the belt because of it, all while holding back my tears. (YOU HEAR THAT, MOM??? I WAS ONLY DOING WHAT YOU SAID!)
2. "That animal is just taking a nap"
Ive known about the concept of life and death since i was four.
The first dead animal i saw was a snail i named Richmond get salted and crushed by my dad right in front of me. (R.I.P. Richmond and i still wonder why my dad hates mollusks in general)
3. *"this won't hurt a bit"
I felt so mad, so angry, and so betrayed when my mom said that, i nearly kicked a hole in the wall.
4. *"you'll have fun at school"*
KINDERGARTEN THROUGH SECOND GRADE WAS HELL! IT WAS ACTUALLY TRUE HELL!
Plus, i felt like my mom was trying to get rid of me on my first day of -ABSOLUTE HELL- school.
The sad part is parents r the earliest scammers to make us do chores
Feel sorry for those people and viewers who betrayed childhoods for some information this video.
nah its okay
The 2 worst lies my parents told me while growing up was that: Santa is real and that I was the most beautiful girl ever when I knew for a fact they were lying
You were probably the most beautiful girl to your Mom, so the second one may not really be a lie.
Congratulations for 739k and happy new year bro.🎉🎉🎉🎉
0:18 i always thought Chocolate milk comes from Brown cows🐄🍫🥛
1:51 the tooth fairy's only real if you believe in her🦷🧚♀️
2:59 who else missing Santa being real😔🎅
My mom is the tooth fairy 😥😥
Wow I found out most of these things came in my day-to-day life
Fun Fact: its not 100%sure but you could be making children to tell their parents their lying when their not
0:36 My mum used the farm dog one. Also:
Studying to get a job
Tooth fairy is real
This wont hurt
Ears turning red but in her version they "glow"
prove the tooth fairy is real kiddo
Beer doesn't just tastes terrible, the symptoms that the main beer drinkers contract are terrible.
Change my mind
-"we love you both equally"
my dad: eating too much candies will give you stomachache
Lie: The TV will be there when you get home.
Truth: The TV set will be waiting, but the show you want to see won't.
My grandma told me “if you get too close to the screen,your eyes will hurt.”
Parents: Don't lie.
Also parents:
My parents never told me "Eating before swimming class Causes Cramps" but for me it was true and it made me want to vomit 🤢...
But cramps or only for girls 🤨
@@SaudiArabia227-mariamakes63 u dummy she could be a girl
my mom said "go to the bathroom and wait there when the presents for christmas weren't there, and when my sister and i came back they MAGICALLY APPEARED
As a kid I loved this vid so much I subscribed and liked
2:11 there was actually a moive for this called "Storks."
I wacthed it.
0:30 my dad really says boys dont cry
Parents lying is a reason I have trust issues
True
the "carrots are good for your eyes," relatable
"Video games are rotting your brain!" Is common in 99% of families.
my dad made me believe the chocolate milk brown cow thing when i was seven, i believed it until i was 9 😭 i also thought when I was seven that people in the 1900's could only see in black and white-
My parents told me u can’t have a phone until ur 18. Yet (I’m a teen) I know kids in my school who have phones and are like 10 (our secondary and primary school building r together)
or is it, see you commented on youtube that is used by a phone, computer or an tv
happy new year dude
Me:i dont want a shot
My mom:no sweetie this wont hurt
The doctor:okay here we go(puts the needle in my arm)
Me:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH THIS HURTS(and crying)
✨Fun fact: Kids are too smart to fall for most of these now and days.
✨Fun fact 2: This world is changing fast.
I remember when I was like 8 I had this small purple tv I would carry from room to room. The technology was so simple back then I could hook up the dvd player myself. It was one of those old fat TV’s if you know what I mean. I miss those days. It was a simpler time. Yt was only like goofy meme remix stuff. Like what does the fox say, duck song, cat came back, and gamgnam style. I know this is stupid but skibidi toilet is the only thing that reminds me of better times like that. The goofy nature and stupidity of it. And some characters having those old TV’s as heads. If you look into lore it’s a war between the toilets being new things being made from what the alliance created like how the lama song used pictures in it that where like Donald Duck. But a. Hunt of originality That’s basically what the toilets represent. And the alliance represents the new things that are completely original. Movies that are like Hollywood. So yeah. Skibidi toilet brings me back. I’m sure it brings back the older people more since they had more time for nostalgia to take place in.
they are getting smart and stupid
Every one of them when I was 6 to 11. I'm turning 14 in June 18, but the biggest lie my mom and dad tells me and my older sister and brother is the carrot thing.
Fun fact: I accidentally found out my mother was the tooth fairy, and my mother told me that Santa wasn’t real too ;-; (when I was 10)
when I was very young,my dad told me that he once threw me into the rubbish bin
Happy New Year's Everyone 🎉🎉❤
Carrots are my favorite vegetable, and it's not because of the carrot lie...
I HATE carrot.
My parents worst lie: videos don't tell the truth.
Why are they like this?
Why not tell the truth?
Why make a kid overjoyed just to make him sad?
Happy new year!
Fun fact: somebody smarter then you knows more then you
Hiiii I love these vids
every parent had must said one of these lies from this video
My parents lied every of them 😢
Heres another one
“if you Play too much your brain will become a square”
Almost everything 50% above never happened to me. (Like srs santa is real??)
2:01 I don’t think they hurt and when I was like 5 I loved the feeling
The tooth fairy is real. My oldest cousin reports hearing her voice.
This is the only sane cousin, mind you
prove it kiddo
@@villss894 she is nine.
@@qopparune of coarse
@@villss894 and I just said she’s the only sane person in the family
@@qopparune what about your parents?
You forgot one that is 100 percent WE HAVE FOOD AT HOME Like when your driving by McDonald's you ask your parents if we can stop by they say no we have food at home
My 6 years old cousin don't believe on Santa being real
Where do you get this information from?
2:01 “kids not being able to own phones” bruh other kids should get iPad 9s when there young cuz that’s when I got mine.
Vegetables tasting good has an apple, which is a fruit, not a vegetable
Okay I am aware that Santa isn’t real.
However, I do believe in Santa in a different way. Now I am talking about The Giver (from the Bible I believe); when a guy had so much money he didn’t know what to do with, and decided to buy toys/stuff and give them away to children who are less fortunate. I believe That Santa was real at some point and his spirit lives on still knowing if you are good or naughty this year.
I've seen a cautionary tale where "If you swallowed watermelon seeds, one of them would grow in your stomach." Still my favorite lie.
My too I mean I never believe in that but who make that lie is giga chad
MY parents say that lol
And I have eaten white watermelon seeds and nothing happened. Plus, the seeds are my favorite part of watermelons.
My parents still tell me that wet hair makes you sick when I’m out of the shower or even when I wet my hair a little bit
Fun fact:i asked my mom if alchohol tastes good when i was 4years old and she let me taste it tastes like shit how dp you know i know taste like shit i eated one time
The worst lie that parrents told me that they walked like more than 100 miles to school every day, they walked close to a volcano, in the pure nature, they walked on a mountain that was very thin.
Then they say that i don't have the right to react to that. Bruh.
I’ve played a game for like 3 hours how does it “rot” your brain?
My parents: dont lie
Them:
5 yo me getting a needle shot: **intense crying noises**
My parents: it wont hurt
*but it actually hurted that time?*
Happy New Yearrr
My mom said broccoli tasted like candy, but i threw up from how bad it tasted.
I eat broccoli and it’s delicious 😋
it tastes nice tho-
@@RedPlasmaSpirit yeah
When I was 9 years old, my mom and dad were talking about the end of the world, I was like "What? The world will end?" Mom said "No like when we run out of toilet paper." I was relieved until I realized that mom lied to me. I have hated my mom my whole life. I never loved her. I still hate her to this day.
Heyy thats mean u were just little then when she tells lies when u were little its just because u just dont know anything yet also its very rude to do that to ur own mother because she took great care of u when u were in her belly 😡
She and her husband died from a Dilophosaurus attack when they were attacking my boyfriend trying to cause an infection on his Spinosaurus scar. My bf survived the attack and an alpha Dilophosaurus came at him but I saved him.
That's cold dude
"Alchohol tasting terrible"
Bro forgor what a taste bud was 💀
Kid: Oh, look. A dead bunny.
Dad: That animal is just taking a nap
Kid: It sleeps stinky
Using screens for too long will cause your eyes to go blind (70% families)
It is literally true. I got glasses in Kindergarten just because of my increased screen usage. I watch devices for many hours per day and my average eyesight is about -6.5, maybe worse than my whole family combined.
Screens are just a weak source of light but you're basically looking directly at the source. Looking at it for too long causes your eyes to strain and eventually you'll get glasses from blurred vision. Just take the Sun. It is a ball of light and looking directly at it for too long causes blindness. Same can be for screens but the process is just slower.
@@Shonade_Malik www.google.com/search?client=avast-a-1&q=do+screen+blind+us&oq=do+screen+blind+us&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUyBggAEEUYOdIBCDY5MDRqMGoxqAIAsAIA&ie=UTF-8
My mom said that i should stop playing games because the more i play games the more stupid i get😭
Sooo the syringe one when my perents tell me "this would not hurt" I would scream so loud that the hole hospital here it
Him: santa is fake
Me: why do i have a present my mom was sleeping the whole time
Yellow stuff in crabs are mustard, that’s lie
Me: Santa's not real.
My mum: No presents for you.
Me: *SANTA IS REAL!*
My mum: Liar.
Me: *_thinks Santa is real_*
2:25 veggies tasting good? lie? WHAT KIND OF PERSON ARE YOU!?!?
Can you do this request:
Timeline: What If Anything You Hear Becomes A Lie
Hang on, we all know that parents have at least said ONCE that the 'always behaved GoOd' and, 'I nEVER gOT iN tHIS muCh tROuBLe wHeN I wAs uR aGe'
They have no money to buy me a 10000$ gaming set . Another one is if u don't wipe ur goddamn hair u will fall sick
When i i want smth in the store my mom always says we'll get it next time,
she never bought it.
5 seconds rule is a reverse here. Kids believe in 5 seconds but parents not.
I used to be legally blind until I actually ate a bunch of carrots
“This wont hurt sweetie”
Me: I don’t believe you.
*gets the hand*
That's probably the reason I try to stop crying whenever I cry, I tell myself "Stop crying like a sissy wimp and man up".
54 % is for me my parents have so much money and they say this alot because they won't waste just 209 dollars for an ipad
I felt betrayed after hearing that the tooth fairy isn't real😨😨😨😨😨😨