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I hope you know when you come to Seattle I'm gonna be in the audience.. and you know what I'm gonna do? That's right, I'm gonna laugh. But I can't do that if you don't come hereeee
Lunar sabbath, source trust bro I know the letters and Sod and never studied anything but Bereshit and Mishlei, kosher and sabbath for even lilith rests
Honestly I love learning so this was both hilarious and educational lmao. Also totally gonna use your comment as a way to get my roommate to watch this.
Birds and other animals look for “honest indicators” of positive traits that will affect the offspring. While this may be visual (bright plumage is sexy) there’s a lot of other methods, depending on the species. Loud, rhythmic mating calls? “I’ve got strong lungs and great breathing control!” Complex dances? “I’m fit and have great motor skills!” Gifts of food and shinies? “I’m smart and I can forage/hunt like a pro!” Nest-building? “I can keep our babies safe!” Humans can be attracted to any of these traits, because we don’t have just one mating ritual. You can attract a partner with a healthy body, a quick mind, a creative spirit _or_ a skillful hand. 😉
this made me realize another reason I wouldn't be good at comedy, I would just be like "yeah yeah the cloacal kiss" and there wouldn't be any jokes lol
I was at this show. This was absolutely hilarious, the whole show really. If you ever have a chance to go see him, don't even hesitate, just go! Birds be fuckin
I was already excited about this video just from the title 😅because I also studied ornithology and will regularly tell anyone who I hear call any bird a seagull that they are just called gulls, and then you ask about her relationship history and now I am wondering if I sleepwalked to a show 😂 because my last relationship ended because he cheated on me too lol
@GianmarcoSoresi When you learned about the birds and the bees, they didn't tell the truth! They never explained how birds do it! Now we have to find out how bees do it!
Female bees are diploid (have two copies of each chromosome), but male bees are haploid (have one copy of each chromosome). Because of this, sisters are 75% related to one another (100% same genes from dad, 50% from mom), unlike most species where siblings are 50% related. It's thought that the extra relatedness from this sex determination system contributes to how common it is for ants, bees, and wasps to be eusocial (living in colonies with sterile workers and one or a few reproductive females).
Many birds and other animals look for “honest indicators” of health and fitness that will affect the offspring. While this may be visual (bright plumage is sexy) there’s a lot of other factors, depending on the species. Loud, rhythmic mating calls? “I’ve got strong lungs and great breathing control!” Complex dances? “I’m fit and have great motor skills!” Gifts of food and shinies? “I’m smart and I can forage/hunt like a pro!” Nest-building? “I can keep our babies safe!” Humans can be attracted to any of these traits, because we don’t have just one mating ritual. You can attract a partner with a healthy body, a quick mind, a creative spirit _or_ a skillful hand. 😉
I went camping last weekend and there was this dang owl hooting until sunrise. It went "woo. hoo. woohoo". Very staccato and then a woohoo like a drunk fratboy cowboy. It was the goofiest pokemon I've ever encountered in real life, it kept me up all night because I couldn't stop laughing everytime it hooted sounding like mario taking shots.
I could just imagine someone convincing their parents to go with them to this show and they just keep saying “lemme explain” after every bird sex joke as their parents look at them MORTIFIED 😂
7:48 Nerds like me love it when someone info-dumps about bird sex or whatever. That's our love language actually... (And if someone is put off by talk of cloacal kisses over dinner, it's better to find out right away and not waste time on them)
On October 26th 2023, Gianmarco wrote on his Instagram story: "To be clear, I've never expressed an interest in parrots. I'm not into pirates. Frankly, I'd be fine if all birds died"
So thankful for the frequent content Gianmarco! I hope you enjoyed your birthday and continue to sell out all your shows. Can’t wait to see u in my city 😊🎉🎂🥳🎊
Many birds have programmed cell death that prevents the formation of a penis or heavily stunts it (see chickens). The 'penis' on a duck is not a penis at all but actually the cloacal wall grown out into an extension. They developed it because it helps funnel the sperm so it doesn't get diluted in the water.
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I hope you know when you come to Seattle I'm gonna be in the audience.. and you know what I'm gonna do? That's right, I'm gonna laugh. But I can't do that if you don't come hereeee
Eh, funny boy, come back to Berlin!
Come to Denver
Lunar sabbath, source trust bro I know the letters and Sod and never studied anything but Bereshit and Mishlei, kosher and sabbath for even lilith rests
I just got clickbaited into an impromptu biology lesson
get schooled, lel! 🤓
And I'm honestly not mad at it
Honestly I love learning so this was both hilarious and educational lmao. Also totally gonna use your comment as a way to get my roommate to watch this.
Never thought that would happen at a Gianmarco bit. It is more what I would expect from Matteo Lane.
Loved every second of it
Tbh I wouldnt be surprised if crows or ravens picked mates on how funny they are
Or how smart.
@@emordnilap4747 Sorry Dennis you just couldn't figure out how to move that match stick from one tube to another, i cant marry you.
corvids will bring their potential mates shiny and pretty objects
Crows pick mates on loyalty. It's a really important trait among crow culture, what with the murders and everything.
Birds and other animals look for “honest indicators” of positive traits that will affect the offspring. While this may be visual (bright plumage is sexy) there’s a lot of other methods, depending on the species.
Loud, rhythmic mating calls? “I’ve got strong lungs and great breathing control!”
Complex dances? “I’m fit and have great motor skills!”
Gifts of food and shinies? “I’m smart and I can forage/hunt like a pro!”
Nest-building? “I can keep our babies safe!”
Humans can be attracted to any of these traits, because we don’t have just one mating ritual. You can attract a partner with a healthy body, a quick mind, a creative spirit _or_ a skillful hand. 😉
As someone who works in animal behavior, this is the way I want all my "career explanation" conversations to go - genuine curiosity and humor.
i watched you learn about duck penises on your podcast and now you're teaching and telling jokes! im so proud of you
What episode was that? Enquiring minds want to know 👀
@@atlander4204 it was shot at spotify studios and there were 2 guests... forget their names! sry hopefully that's enough info
oh u know he waited for the second he could bring the social monogamy back, great performance man! 😂
He just forgot genetic promiscuity and went for the second closest choice
@@skiwiwns802 he steered there
I'm a nerd so I already knew all of that about birds, but it was a hoot watching you hear it all for the first time
Right? This is so niche but apparently I like “comedian learning science facts I already knew for the first time” styled videos haha
this made me realize another reason I wouldn't be good at comedy, I would just be like "yeah yeah the cloacal kiss" and there wouldn't be any jokes lol
"hoot" 🐽🐽🐽 I see what u did there
7:05 a gull in the audience took offence to that
Next time you do a show in Ireland I'm gonna sit front row and I look forward to the TH-cam clip with me teaching you about rocks 😂😂
Please do lmao
Here for this content
Geologists have the coolest facts tbh
@@deimoslyric All those thrusts and uplifts in zones of orogeny.
I'd love to see his reaction to a mineral being called 'cummingtonite' 😂
So essentially, birds scissoring?
Edit: never.ind, he said it
That was the first thought I had aswell lol
😂
Yeah except ducks, they screw it up.
I was at this show. This was absolutely hilarious, the whole show really. If you ever have a chance to go see him, don't even hesitate, just go!
Birds be fuckin
The full circle omfg
I feel like "whoa, where's your hole?" can be a pretty universal concern lol
This is wild to listen to as an ornithologist. I knew what was coming, and watching his face as he learned it each time was phenomenal
as a fellow ornithologist, I approve
A lot of birds actually like to play pranks and be intentionally funny - so maybe you have a chance! 😂
Right? Parrots, corvids, and more!
Corvids for sure
I was already excited about this video just from the title 😅because I also studied ornithology and will regularly tell anyone who I hear call any bird a seagull that they are just called gulls, and then you ask about her relationship history and now I am wondering if I sleepwalked to a show 😂 because my last relationship ended because he cheated on me too lol
*does the dance ➡️⤴️↘️↗️↘️↩️* "That's crazy man. I guess we have it pretty good after all." 💀😅
@GianmarcoSoresi When you learned about the birds and the bees, they didn't tell the truth! They never explained how birds do it! Now we have to find out how bees do it!
With their mom, mostly
In a sky orgy.
Female bees are diploid (have two copies of each chromosome), but male bees are haploid (have one copy of each chromosome).
Because of this, sisters are 75% related to one another (100% same genes from dad, 50% from mom), unlike most species where siblings are 50% related.
It's thought that the extra relatedness from this sex determination system contributes to how common it is for ants, bees, and wasps to be eusocial (living in colonies with sterile workers and one or a few reproductive females).
@arghleblarghle do the brother identify as sisters and say ignore the black bees and listen to the white ones like T people????
@@Understandingways can you just not be a combative weirdo for once in your life ffs
Many birds and other animals look for “honest indicators” of health and fitness that will affect the offspring. While this may be visual (bright plumage is sexy) there’s a lot of other factors, depending on the species.
Loud, rhythmic mating calls? “I’ve got strong lungs and great breathing control!”
Complex dances? “I’m fit and have great motor skills!”
Gifts of food and shinies? “I’m smart and I can forage/hunt like a pro!”
Nest-building? “I can keep our babies safe!”
Humans can be attracted to any of these traits, because we don’t have just one mating ritual. You can attract a partner with a healthy body, a quick mind, a creative spirit _or_ a skillful hand. 😉
And shiny things! Those work, too.
I went camping last weekend and there was this dang owl hooting until sunrise. It went "woo. hoo. woohoo". Very staccato and then a woohoo like a drunk fratboy cowboy. It was the goofiest pokemon I've ever encountered in real life, it kept me up all night because I couldn't stop laughing everytime it hooted sounding like mario taking shots.
Sounds like a grand time 😂
Sounds like a mourning dove more than an owl!
I need Brennan Lee Mulligan to watch this.
Audience member: "it's called genetic promiscuity"
Gianmarco: "yeah, my girlfriend calls it cheating"
Bravo! Very sharp! Fantastic comedy, Gianmarco
the coacal kiss doesnt sound as fun if you know what else the cloaca is used for. unless you are into that.
What’s a cloaca?
Oh nevermind
It's the hole used for laying eggs, pooping and everything else. It's multi-purpose!!
@@TheMavyStarit's named after the Roman goddess of sewers and I think that's beautiful
The Netflix and chill joke was incredible
Proud of you Gianmarco
I really thought that the cloaka was more commonly known about ... then again, I happen to be an expert in bird law
Same, I was surprised at the amount of people who didn't know!
I knew chickens had one. I didn't know that all birds minus ducks do, I just never thought about it
bird law ?
Same, but that’s because I’m a furry.
@@felipevasconcelos6736 i wish i had not heard that
I could just imagine someone convincing their parents to go with them to this show and they just keep saying “lemme explain” after every bird sex joke as their parents look at them MORTIFIED 😂
Gianmarco, I think you're onto something here: Education through Stand Up comedy.
Best crowd work EVER!!!! Fascifukinating!!!
I think we all saw that last joke coming as soon as she said "he cheated on me"
bird dating is kinda like t4t wow this is beautiful
Genetic promiscuity is actually quite smart considering that many birds will mate within their own nests and you don't want to have too many issues
The gulls at San Francisco bay, some called them seagulls and I said “nah, they’re Bay Gulls”.
He should know about bower birds
Ominous comment
Had to google them not sure what to expect, but their way of forming pairs is actually kinda funny and wholesome
From what I remember it's sort of like a mix between Project Runway and The Bachelorette, except it's their house.
@@ira__s yes, it’s adorable. I wish some man had built a bower and done a dance for me!
7:48 Nerds like me love it when someone info-dumps about bird sex or whatever. That's our love language actually... (And if someone is put off by talk of cloacal kisses over dinner, it's better to find out right away and not waste time on them)
The fact that I knew all of this before watching the video makes it so much funnier.
8:20, I'm not sure if she just had a nervous laugh or if she had already figured out the punchline.
I didnt get clickbaited, i just got educated
On October 26th 2023, Gianmarco wrote on his Instagram story: "To be clear, I've never expressed an interest in parrots. I'm not into pirates. Frankly, I'd be fine if all birds died"
No longer will it be called scissoring, it's now cloacal kiss (which in a way makes more sense then scissoring)~ LOL
Gianmarco is my new teacher.
5:01 ah, a fellow alum of Ze Frank University
Well I learned a lot about birds today 😂
Bringing full circle with an audience member interaction 👏
Too funny how you handled that, Gianmarco! 🦆
Wonder if Gianmarco knows about those hats with holes in em.
So thankful for the frequent content Gianmarco! I hope you enjoyed your birthday and continue to sell out all your shows. Can’t wait to see u in my city 😊🎉🎂🥳🎊
So after ejaculation, ducks essentially unwind. Cool!
Bird facts & comedy - my favourite niche intersection. 😊
So funny! And informative. If you could’ve remembered “genetic promiscuity” at the end instead of “social monogamy” it would’ve been perfect ha!
Loved attending this show! Hope to see you in Syracuse again 🥺
Okay, a common synonym in german for f***ing is "vögeln", a made-up verb of the noun "Vögel"(birds)...😅
'I'm horny. LET'S BIRDS!' - Hitler, idk.
As a helluva boss fan I am quaking in my boots rn
educational!
Shame so few laughed at the "netflix with one but chill with everyone" bit, i loved that
Next lesson: fishes that have cloaca kisses
I bet an ostrich dating show would go crazy
So good
Man I wish i had taken ornithology, this was so interesting
Well, around 3% of soecies of birds actually do have penises. Sometimes they only grow it for the mating season...
7:50 I think he really wanted to make a social monogamy joke
Considering I want to be an ornithologist, this feels targeted
I FEEL SO MUCH BETTER ABOUT BEING A MAN
Don't lie, who'd you ask to find out what someone who studies birds is called for the video title?
Wait why do ducks have penises If no other bird has them where did they split apart to get to that ?
Many birds have programmed cell death that prevents the formation of a penis or heavily stunts it (see chickens). The 'penis' on a duck is not a penis at all but actually the cloacal wall grown out into an extension. They developed it because it helps funnel the sperm so it doesn't get diluted in the water.
So Cool Birthday topic, Happy Birthday 🎂🎂🎂🎂🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉❤❤❤❤
birds reminds me of tribadism. wait, ain't that basically?
YEAH GIANMARCO THERE'S NO LAND GULLS GEEEZ
i knew all of this, because i'm a pervert. 😌
What the heck did I just listen to?
Awesome. The universe is amazing, humans are less so 😂
Ever hear an owl plough a duck.... QuackQuackQuackWhooooo's ur Daddy
ONE MINUTE AGO?
He looks pretty ripped in this
Stan to Kyle: " I learned something today..."
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Crowd work doesn't sit right with me because it just feels like you're paying someone to talk to you and be funny. Can't you just make funny friends in real life?
They want to have funny conversations with a laugh track :D
That's what standup comedy is. You are just paying someone to entertain you
They aren't exactly in the Matrix. This happened in real life.
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this was incredible