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For crying out loud! Please stop this horrible German-whatever-itsmeanttobe shit! Gesteering gear hurts my ears. It's absoluetely not funny. On the contrary. There used to be a time, when you had voice actors for that.....
Thanks to the team at HMS Caroline in Belfast, who had us onboard to film for the day. Big shout out to Kerry, who guest starred as our German 2nd. In his words, it was "Great crack", which is funny because we dont remember there being any crack, but then... that's class A drugs for you!
Almost like every war movie made in the 1950s has some sort of German Dutch mush mouth speaking. Instead of fire! The German people would say Loose ! As in let loose the arrows or let fly !
In my opinion, it's somewhat distracting, because I want to listen to it, but it's just gibberish that almost *might* mean the things that are in the subtitles. I kind of have to make an effort to not listen to it and just read.
@@livethefuture2492 Yeah but this is a kind of eloquent chaos of word salad I wouldn't be able to speak without fumbling every couple words or with second thoughts about how I could've structured the phrase better while the actual language has proper rules you follow. The way they spoke was STUDIED, or they're amazing at improv.
@@yiqewspensor imperial is at least somewhat unmderstandable (if i use google unit converter) but this is some magic chanting at this poitn. kinda like trying to understand dutch tbh. you always think "ah i got it" but they go "vlieegenfaaaöägden van de lukipukioog"
We spotted an enemy battleship no jingles that a destroyer We spotted an enemy cruiser no jingles that a carrier We spotted an enemy carrier no jingles that a sub oh I give up 😂
The (Gasps in German) killed me. And did I hear Jingles misidentifying a ship, how unrealistic, that never happens! (Please don't send me back to the salt mines!! Jingles!!! No! wait! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!)
Damn, as a swiss man (who speaks german) I must admit, Squire's german is highly authentic and not at all fake. He must've had german lessons from Charlie Chaplin!
Clearly fiction. The British Navy would never do something as foolish as engage a battleship with a battlecruiser with lackluster ammunition safety. They have learned their lesson from Jutland.
I always love the absolutely mangled Germenglish Also, extremely Campy, but it’s super fun tongue-in-cheek I only wish I had the finances to fly out from America to come visit you guys!
Tankfest implies a lot of potential footage for new videos. So it's double hype. Hopefully in the future we'd see WoWS vs WT naval moduls video like the one that was done for tanks. Germans trying to scuttle H-class before it burns all german fuel, soviets finding out that they have battleships they don't know about, WT AAA AI getting its hands upon Montana battleship and poor italian P-108 trying to do at least something to anybody with its 102mm howitzer. Submarines, Fritz X, Pe-8, carriers and carrier landings. It'll be like Bottom Gear meme that gone out of control. Total absolute chaos.
The idea that the Bismarck would try to outrun a WWII destroyer is hilarious. Both ships would have had torpedoes, which would make a BB to DD fight extra spicy.
British ships aren't terrible anyhow. I mean look at HMS Warspite the kaiser and fuher couldn't sink that damn ship and it was notorious for multiple things such as surviving Jutland despite being shelled by the entire German high seas fleet. Using its spotter plane to sink a submarine, hitting the furthest shot in history to date. Surviving 3 Fritz-X anti ship missiles and being the first to provide fire support on d day to the point it needed barrel replacement after firing so much at germans GRANTED it may or may not have had a history of ramming things... friendly ships.... cruise liner...mines....a rock.. I'd love to see a squire video on this ship to be honest
As an Irish American, I can only imagine how difficult it would be to allow the Wolf Pack to avoid staying out of this sea battle. But then again the American Merchant Marine was supplying the British and Irish and French with food fuel and supplies. My great grandfather was a Lieutenant Commander on a victory ship. Sank many U Boats and, was KIA in 23 March 1944 .
How very american! Straight from the John Wayne little book of "how I won the war"!My father was in the british merchant navy- sunk twice in the atlantic by u-boats and once in the mediteranean by the us air force (another eplsode of friendly fire.). I am 83 and have studied maritime history all my life and never heard of a victory or liberty (merchant ships) ever sinking a single or MANY uboats.Such is life!!!
@@waltersnowdon1243 oh, really? Towards the end of the battle of The Atlantic, liberty ships were being used as decoys to lure U Boats into attacking them. The convoy would have a destroyer sub hunter embedded into the convoy. This along with the use of liberty ships carrying hedge hog mine launderers. Helped to assist in sinking enemy submarines. My memory is a bit hazy, but I read the western Union telegram that reported my great grandfather was killed in action along with two other merchant marines. From an explosion aboard ship. His name and the other two names are on a brass plate at the Rochester War Memorial. As well as on the D.C. Washington Atlantic War Memorial. You Don’t Have to Be Marion R. Robertson to assist in sinking U- Boats. Simply being a decoy is a lot more courageous than acting in lame propaganda films.
You should check out the size of the British Merchant Navy, no doubt your Great Grand father helped and played his part in winning the war. But the British Merchant fleet was by far the largest in the world, at least at the beginning of the war, the tonnages lost was staggering. The life’s lost is quite soul destroying when you look back on it, and such horrible deaths.
Those Swordfish looked antiquated but were actually a heavy lift STOL and the only aircraft of its day that could operate from carrier decks heaving over North Altantic swells.
oh boy, when I heard "Bismark" I was hoping to se ORP Piorun charching straight at it blasting "I'm a Pole" on the radio :D I have to say lads, the production value of your videos went through the roof and its still getting better. Keep it up, your skits always make my day a bit better.
I was on the ship this was filmed on just yesterday, thought it looked familiar and I was correct: It's the HMS Caroline, sole survivor of the World War One Battle of Jutland.
As a grandson of an Italian artilleryman who managed to save himself by eating dates in and getting dysentery, I know well how scary the Royal Navy was, it could sink convoys and much more. Britons shall never be slave and rules the wave!
7:08 Funny thing is that's exactly where the explosion happened on the Hood. The aft magazine detonated and the explosion shot out from the empty section of deck just as seen there. Anyway this video was hilarious as usual chaps and Squires Bosche talk was quite entertaining.
9:04 "What's that noise?" indeed! Yay celebrity cameo voiceovers! I suspect that pilot is coming in for one of those legendary "Jingles' landings..." also, getting him to play a Carrier for this is noted...
During the actual hunt for the Bismarck a squadron of Swordfish torpedo bombers did mistake a British cruiser as the Bismarck. They launched an attack but fortunately the new magnetic detonators in the torpedoes failed to work. The bombers returned to the carrier to rearm, this time with conventional contact detonators, before launching a new attack against the actual Bismarck.
Dear gentlemen of the Squire channel, would you be so kindly to think on a vid about russian imperial ship "Kamchatka" on the first (and coincedentally last) voyage of the russian Second Pacific Squadron to Tsushima battle during Russo-Japanese war? Its journey is something right out of your scripts, gents. You won't even have to invent anything! Squadron's admiral was so pissed that he throwed binoculars into the ocean, and because of that his flagship had *boxes* of them. P.S. Tank you!
I'm sure I recognised that pilot's voice from somewhere, then... Misidentifying a ship, and preparing for some surprise... Ahhhhhh! Jingles! Don't ever change.
Yes, this video was filmed aboard a real C-class cruiser. We're going up in the world. Anyway, Follow the link wowsl.co/3nSfBGT and use the promo code SQUIRE (active until July 31)!
New players will receive the following content that will make their immersion in World of Warships: Legends easier and more enjoyable:
US Tier II Premium cruiser Charleston
1 day of Premium Account
3x Common Crates
3x Red, White, and Blue camouflage
3x Common Battle Boosters
**promo code is available only to new players
These just get better and better
next video is gonna have a 1:1 scale bismarck rebuilt for the video?
Love you guys.
As a German-speaking person, I had really a lot to laugh :)
For crying out loud! Please stop this horrible German-whatever-itsmeanttobe shit!
Gesteering gear hurts my ears. It's absoluetely not funny. On the contrary. There used to be a time, when you had voice actors for that.....
Sup
Thanks to the team at HMS Caroline in Belfast, who had us onboard to film for the day. Big shout out to Kerry, who guest starred as our German 2nd. In his words, it was "Great crack", which is funny because we dont remember there being any crack, but then... that's class A drugs for you!
Sup
I recognised the helm when i saw this video, I’m a local and have visited the Caroline twice, hope you enjoyed it!
Glad you visited HMS Caroline here in Belfast, she's a magnificent ship.
Finally something done with Caroline, thanks squire, you're the best.
We Irish love our crack
Im surprised squire didnt swindle himself onto an actual working british ww2 ship sailing
Me neither
I expected him to just kind of raise the actual Bismarck for authenticity.
Because no WW2 Era British ship exists. Sadly, they were all sold for scrap
@@texasforever7887there is the Belfast
It was filmed on the HMS Caroline
Ahhhh, nothing makes me happier than Squire’s Germlish
Almost like every war movie made in the 1950s has some sort of German Dutch mush mouth speaking. Instead of fire! The German people would say Loose ! As in let loose the arrows or let fly !
gesteeren gearen 🤣
As a German i can hardly understand what he wants to say and most word's don't make sense
Du mean Deutschlish
Haben Sie eine Fahrt gehabt ? Just kidding Old Boy
Damn, Squire wasn't lying. They ARE really bloody good with cardboard
Plenty of glue, too.
As a German, I'd say that the german sounds more like dutch than german, and it's great.
In my opinion, it's somewhat distracting, because I want to listen to it, but it's just gibberish that almost *might* mean the things that are in the subtitles. I kind of have to make an effort to not listen to it and just read.
as a dutchy, i dont hear any dutchiness at all but that might just be me
nvm i hear the accent now
As a Liechtensteiner, agreed lol
Knowing Dutch and German I can only tell it hurts my ears 🤕
Major inaccuracy, a captain in her majesty's royal navy would never be caught drinking water and not tea.
HIS Majesty's Royal Navy :)
@@aaravtulsyan At the time it was HER's.
@@kaltaron1284 during ww2? Nope still HIS
@@aaravtulsyan Ups, you're right of course. She reigned so long that it sometimes feels like she had reigned forever.
@@kaltaron1284 although not the Monarch yet, she definitely did her part in the war in Women's Auxiliary Corps.
Quite certain the mock german here is more difficult to speak than actual german
Sounds like dutch kinda
It's just funny english with some germans words sprinkled in
@@livethefuture2492 Yeah but this is a kind of eloquent chaos of word salad I wouldn't be able to speak without fumbling every couple words or with second thoughts about how I could've structured the phrase better while the actual language has proper rules you follow.
The way they spoke was STUDIED, or they're amazing at improv.
It's an age old tradition. See the Two Ronnies for a classic example.
trying to understand the germans as a german is a fun but ultimately impossible game
Just use mathematical equations.
My ears have been raped, and I'm ashamed to admit, I loved it.
true
@@yiqewspensor imperial is at least somewhat unmderstandable (if i use google unit converter) but this is some magic chanting at this poitn. kinda like trying to understand dutch tbh. you always think "ah i got it" but they go "vlieegenfaaaöägden van de lukipukioog"
yes true
Oh yes, Jingles and his legendary ship identification skills.
Surprised he found the correct spot and didn't get distracted on the way.
And he did not drop Akizuki by mistake, instead of the torp ! 😅
I was half expecting Jingles to end up slamming the aircraft in to the ship, considering how fabulous he is at flying in general :)
Pure Jingles moment
We spotted an enemy battleship no jingles that a destroyer
We spotted an enemy cruiser no jingles that a carrier
We spotted an enemy carrier no jingles that a sub oh I give up 😂
"-we don't have the depression!"
"Speak for yourself.-"
So cheesy, so typical of you, yet so well-executed and hilarious xD
The (Gasps in German) killed me. And did I hear Jingles misidentifying a ship, how unrealistic, that never happens! (Please don't send me back to the salt mines!! Jingles!!! No! wait! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!)
My french fries appreciate your sacrifice.
His Pointy Hairedness assisting with the teamkill also drove me wild XD
"There doesn't seem to be something wrong with our bloody ships today", said no British vice-admiral ever
Nice reference
WOW! These cardboard props are getting really convincing.
Took us bloody years to build that Cruiser.
"gasteerin gearin* is definitely part of my vocabulary now😂
That was my favourite bit too.
Full of inside jokes, and even the broken german is good enough to understand and yet at the same time really funny, I love it
Yes I'm convinced this is how the Bismarck was gesunken.... And once again Flight Commander Jingles misidentifies another ship.
“British ships are shite”
HMS Warspite: *glares menacingly*
Indomitable: Pauses cementing armoured flight deck
Nelson: "You ever punched through the front armor of a turret that the backside blew out and killed the bridge officers? I have."
“British ships are shite”
- dominates the oceans for 200 years
Ahem🙄USS Texas, USS Missouri USS Wisconsin USS West Virginia. September 2, 1945 ? Ring any 🔔
They can't win in a 2v2 . They're shite.
HMS Hood put all her points into Signal Flare skill.
Damn, as a swiss man (who speaks german) I must admit, Squire's german is highly authentic and not at all fake.
He must've had german lessons from Charlie Chaplin!
Huzzah, Squire has brightened our day once again! Recent events had left me with a sinking feeling...
I hate to ask... what recent events?
@@jiveassturkey8849 A Titan that has fallen, beneath the grasp of even Mighty Poseidon
That's my guess
A wonderful touch having Jingles be the pilot that misidentifies the ship. :)
Squire's perfect German is truly putting the Jerry to shame.
The pride of the British Navy! The HMS HOOD!
*proceeds to blow up in one shot*
Clearly fiction. The British Navy would never do something as foolish as engage a battleship with a battlecruiser with lackluster ammunition safety. They have learned their lesson from Jutland.
Its 'HMS hood' or 'the hood'. Not 'the HMS' anything.
And see drachinifel for why it blew up. Nothing jutlandy about it.
@@kaltaron1284 They did learn their lesson from Jutland lol. Thats why it was such a shock.
@@ObviousTroll2016 I was mostly joking. But yeah, they did tighten the rules quite a bit and IIRC it's not entirely clear why the Hood exploded.
Jingles correctly identified the Bismark and sank her. Jolly good show.
@10:22 "moderate fuck up". There is one moment in every squire video that is the funniest, obviously. This one is it.
I love how you got Jingles in on this one. You cannot mistake that voice. This whole video was top quality and funny af.
You let Jingles identify the target? No wonder there was friendly fire.
😂
Why did I think he'd actually learnt German 💀 I love this channel
I was fooled at one point to.
Squire's "German".... I think I'm in tears 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
1:32 - "Do you think that's an English or a German foghorn?"
It's the tripods. Run.
I love how your german is what dutch sounds like to germans
HWS glow worm: Tries to use CQC headbutt.
KMS Admiral Hipper, "Someone make a note of that mans bravery"
No way you passed up the opportunity to use "From the mist, a shape, a ship, is taking form"
And the silence of the seas about to break into a storm
Reminds me of the Antics of Blackadder & Co😂😂...and really good German chaps👍
I always love the absolutely mangled Germenglish
Also, extremely Campy, but it’s super fun tongue-in-cheek
I only wish I had the finances to fly out from America to come visit you guys!
Tankfest implies a lot of potential footage for new videos. So it's double hype.
Hopefully in the future we'd see WoWS vs WT naval moduls video like the one that was done for tanks. Germans trying to scuttle H-class before it burns all german fuel, soviets finding out that they have battleships they don't know about, WT AAA AI getting its hands upon Montana battleship and poor italian P-108 trying to do at least something to anybody with its 102mm howitzer. Submarines, Fritz X, Pe-8, carriers and carrier landings. It'll be like Bottom Gear meme that gone out of control. Total absolute chaos.
Always fun to hear Jingles in these vids! Keep up the good work!
Why does this video have better animation than the Britannic movie 💀
Oh god, this has to be the most atrocious German I've heard in along time.
It's glorious. You guys are awesome.
Haha, thanks mate!
I love it when you work with Jingles and "the old crew" :D
its always such good fun
Glad to see that with every video, the quality improves
🤣 Squire's mock-german always has me in tears
3:02 “German gasp” 💀
Shut up with your stupid gen alpha skull emoji.
The idea that the Bismarck would try to outrun a WWII destroyer is hilarious. Both ships would have had torpedoes, which would make a BB to DD fight extra spicy.
Just as I've got into the British naval tree in War Thunder, god bless.
That pilot sounds remarkably good at misidentifying ships, almost as bad as a certain rear admiral.
I love how when they see the Bismarck that one German marching song plays
I know should've used Bismarck by sabaton
Erika! It plays every time the Germans win in Hell Let Loose. I wonder if it is a reference to the game.
Jingles and misidentifying the target, name a more iconic duo.
British ships aren't terrible anyhow. I mean look at HMS Warspite the kaiser and fuher couldn't sink that damn ship and it was notorious for multiple things such as surviving Jutland despite being shelled by the entire German high seas fleet. Using its spotter plane to sink a submarine, hitting the furthest shot in history to date. Surviving 3 Fritz-X anti ship missiles and being the first to provide fire support on d day to the point it needed barrel replacement after firing so much at germans GRANTED it may or may not have had a history of ramming things... friendly ships.... cruise liner...mines....a rock..
I'd love to see a squire video on this ship to be honest
Wait…fog…fog is mist isn’t it?…OH DEAR GO- “PRIDE OF A NATION-“
How did you make contact with ships in WOWS and NOT spontaneously combust?
Most probably both ships were in the same team.
An accurate depiction of me using a Tier V Ship with Tier VII’s In the Match
Jingles misidentifying a ship? Impossible!
"Geshteerin gearing" absolutely SENT me. XD
2:00 slight error, “What was that” in german is “Was war Das?” not “Was was Das?”
nevermind i just realized its all bad intentionally
Love the cameo from The Mighty Jingles! Surprise But...
As an Irish American, I can only imagine how difficult it would be to allow the Wolf Pack to avoid staying out of this sea battle. But then again the American Merchant Marine was supplying the British and Irish and French with food fuel and supplies. My great grandfather was a Lieutenant Commander on a victory ship. Sank many U Boats and, was KIA in 23 March 1944 .
How very american! Straight from the John Wayne little book of "how I won the war"!My father was in the british merchant navy- sunk twice in the atlantic by u-boats and once in the mediteranean by the us air force (another eplsode of friendly fire.). I am 83 and have studied maritime history all my life and never heard of a victory or liberty (merchant ships) ever sinking a single or MANY uboats.Such is life!!!
@@waltersnowdon1243 oh, really? Towards the end of the battle of The Atlantic, liberty ships were being used as decoys to lure U Boats into attacking them. The convoy would have a destroyer sub hunter embedded into the convoy. This along with the use of liberty ships carrying hedge hog mine launderers. Helped to assist in sinking enemy submarines. My memory is a bit hazy, but I read the western Union telegram that reported my great grandfather was killed in action along with two other merchant marines. From an explosion aboard ship. His name and the other two names are on a brass plate at the Rochester War Memorial. As well as on the D.C. Washington Atlantic War Memorial. You Don’t Have to Be Marion R. Robertson to assist in sinking U- Boats. Simply being a decoy is a lot more courageous than acting in lame propaganda films.
You should check out the size of the British Merchant Navy, no doubt your Great Grand father helped and played his part in winning the war. But the British Merchant fleet was by far the largest in the world, at least at the beginning of the war, the tonnages lost was staggering. The life’s lost is quite soul destroying when you look back on it, and such horrible deaths.
Those Swordfish looked antiquated but were actually a heavy lift STOL and the only aircraft of its day that could operate from carrier decks heaving over North Altantic swells.
I am german and this is bloody funny. :D
As a German, I have to say, I have seen it all, but Bismarck with a dutch crew? Thats a first....and I am all here for it. Great Video.
German Sprech from Hell, as a Kraut myself I can only say well done and amusing.
Nobody asked
oh boy, when I heard "Bismark" I was hoping to se ORP Piorun charching straight at it blasting "I'm a Pole" on the radio :D I have to say lads, the production value of your videos went through the roof and its still getting better. Keep it up, your skits always make my day a bit better.
As a german, i had to cry laughing
So glad I discovered this channel. Recommending it to my American friends. Who ain't shit.
“A moderate fu#k up”. Perfect line.
That was improvised, and perfect.
All famous ships that sank like Britanic, carpathia and finally the titanic are all British lol
"Right, lets fixen this gish-steeren gearen before we drown"
RN amd RAN ships were clearly superior in EVERY respect.
unironically yes
For a great low rate you can get online, go to the General and save some time, especially for more sea antics
I was on the ship this was filmed on just yesterday, thought it looked familiar and I was correct: It's the HMS Caroline, sole survivor of the World War One Battle of Jutland.
a C class cruiser of the name sub class of itself
@@queentitaniaofthefae4846 Indeed it is
I feel like the Captain of the Hood should have said "Bugger," but "Oh" works just as fine.
"I don't think the fog has allegiance, sir". Lol.
They didn’t even head to the lifeboats…RIP
As a grandson of an Italian artilleryman who managed to save himself by eating dates in and getting dysentery, I know well how scary the Royal Navy was, it could sink convoys and much more. Britons shall never be slave and rules the wave!
7:08 Funny thing is that's exactly where the explosion happened on the Hood. The aft magazine detonated and the explosion shot out from the empty section of deck just as seen there.
Anyway this video was hilarious as usual chaps and Squires Bosche talk was quite entertaining.
I recognised Caroline straight away. Love this ship. A must visit for anyone visiting Belfast.
Hey rishi just posted we number one in the world , yeah we can’t stop brahmos or hypersonic missiles but hey according to rishi we No 1 .
Fairly realistic depiction of the World of Warships match maker.
"Maniac!"
You have made Jeremy Clarkson proud.
9:04 "What's that noise?" indeed! Yay celebrity cameo voiceovers! I suspect that pilot is coming in for one of those legendary "Jingles' landings..." also, getting him to play a Carrier for this is noted...
Great video ,also thank you so much for stoping by and saying hi.
Silent Hunter 2 drilled German ship-speak into my brain. "Ahead flank speed!" was "grosse fahrt voraus!"
Never have I ever heard such Anglo-Deutchen gesounded Germanish in Meinen LIfen!@!!
I like how you played Erika when the British ship spotted the German ship
"Captain you'll want to see this-"
"It'll have to wait for me to finish my mushy peas, ensign."
Looks like an episode drom the new Das Boot series.
I love how the Bismarck is just blasting "Erika" in the middle of the ocean 😂
Those Norwegian trawlers are fairly militant looking
"Sir there's something really big ahead of it and we're sailing straight for it" "*Germany intensifies*" 😆🤣
During the actual hunt for the Bismarck a squadron of Swordfish torpedo bombers did mistake a British cruiser as the Bismarck. They launched an attack but fortunately the new magnetic detonators in the torpedoes failed to work. The bombers returned to the carrier to rearm, this time with conventional contact detonators, before launching a new attack against the actual Bismarck.
i love how british and germans are just casually chatting
I'm also German and that is the worst German accent ever, I love it ❤❤❤😊
The silent threat with the hammer at "unfathomable" was a nice touch.
Squire’s pig-German is just *chef’s kiss*
Dear gentlemen of the Squire channel, would you be so kindly to think on a vid about russian imperial ship "Kamchatka" on the first (and coincedentally last) voyage of the russian Second Pacific Squadron to Tsushima battle during Russo-Japanese war?
Its journey is something right out of your scripts, gents. You won't even have to invent anything! Squadron's admiral was so pissed that he throwed binoculars into the ocean, and because of that his flagship had *boxes* of them.
P.S.
Tank you!
Squires the kind of person to stow away on a historical ww2 ship and throw a mutiny at sea to become the captain for content
Ah yes, Jingles at his finest
I'm sure I recognised that pilot's voice from somewhere, then...
Misidentifying a ship, and preparing for some surprise...
Ahhhhhh! Jingles! Don't ever change.
The icing that takes the glorious cake is that the Swordfish are Albacores. Absolutely hilarious from start to finish as always.