Shitstorm V: Shitsurrection - DEAD SPACE 3
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 19 ก.ย. 2024
- "Despite the suit's mask frame covering my face, I could still feel the cold edge of the wind cutting into my skin...chilling me to my core. My vital readouts indicated my body temperature was nominal...but this was a different type of cold, that type of frigid dread that encased my body twice before...but this felt way worse. Still though, I pressed on through the storm getting closer to the facility. Visibility was bad; just a white blur surrounding the heat signature of my destination about a half klick away. Just then, the snow burst up all around me like a geyser and 3 ravaged bodies sprung back to life, their intestines splayed out and whipping around them like tails. I readied the plasma cutter and shot off three quick bursts, slicing two of the necomorphs at the knees...or what was left of their knees, and they fell back into the snow helpless and crying like a pathetic newborn thing that shouldn't exist. The 3rd necro managed to avoid my last blast and was slinking low into the snow, it's visceral red musculature bright red from freezer burn and it's limbs crackling and creaking as they tried to move it's body along. I aimed and pulled the trigger again, and that same icy dread shot through my nervous system as the cutter fizzled and it's readylight flickered red, indicating it was malfunctioning from the cold. I swore and then quickly looked back up to get a flash of gnarled teeth as the necro jumped ontop of me and slammed me onto the frozen valley floor. My visor fogged up as the thing's screeching mouth let loose a blast of air and I started to feel one of it's tendrils cutting into my suit. I was fucked...and it was then that I realized a really should have invested in some microtransactions before coming to this planet..."
Intro By: / plagueofgripes
It ain't a Shitstorm until there's an episode with shitty audio
Expect no less from the SubPar Best Friends Zaibatsu!
i thought the audio was bad because they were doing multiplayer and were in different locations using ingame chat.... but no, it's just bad for no reason lol
My headset is so good that it picks up every high-pitched click and snap and it fucking hurts to listen to.
they forgot the subtitles
It's what this game deserves...
Hey fellow fuckers, who else would kill to see a full LP on the Co-Op mode of this?
Yuudai Hell yeah!
Godlike idea. Now they can redeem themselves for that Megaman LP
How about they play a good game instead?
that'd be hype
+MDKcde Are you implying bad games don't make some of the best videos?
Here we are, Dead Space 3, fighting things that aren't dead not in space.
Living Earth
Dead Space Survive
Technically, we're always in space.
We're all in space.
I guess our definition of alive varies here lol
The only spooky thing about this video is the audio, AMIRIGHT? UP TOP!
HA! *Got eeeeeeem!*
You're not wrong.
*high fives* Yo, u rite
Too bad they didn't get to the scariest part of the game where they turn an interesting badass character from DS2 into a damsel in distress.
Uuhhhhgggh. That's right. That was so bad. They even manage to jam a love triangle down her throat and everything.
Yeah they totally tarnished we image
+Zombi Hunter *her
*****
I know you're trolling friend but DS2 Ellie ***SPOILERS***
Shurgs off a horrific eye wound
Commands a giant drill tank
Saves Issacs ass at the end of the game
***SPOILERS***
Meanwhile DS3 Ellie is just a pair of tits with an objective marker on her. One of many seemingly useless survivors that Issac has to protect. I don't ever even recall her even holding a gun in DS3 despite the constant danger of their surroundings.
Except when she wasn't a damsel in distress. But oh, I forgot, you didn't play that far.
Your mother will hate this game.
I remember that stupid ad campaign.
ghostfear2011 That's fine with me.
ghostfear2011 One weird trick
Stan Sketches And we must never forget it because it's so retarded for marketing for DS2.
but everyone hates this game
8:01 - "This just makes me wanna play Dead Space 2 again."
"Yeah... We're never gonna do that."
"Never."
One year later...
They're playing Dead Space 2.
But they're never, ever doing it again.
@@paynexkiller That still stings. "In case of bad channel, break glass, play Dead Space 2."
Two years later...
They're not friends anymore.🙂
I actually like that Isaac has his plasma cutter in his house. Like he absolutely would keep that thing as close to himself as possible.
while i agree that it would've been better without it, i really dig how co op was handled in this, with one player seeing hallucinating and wasting ammo on things that aren't there
I didn't even know that shit happens. That's pretty cool.
Yeah, I remember one part where player 2 goes into a complete trance and has to fight off imaginary monsters while player 1 protects him by themselves.
It's explained that because Issac has already dealt with his issues in Dead Space 2 that he is less prone to having the hallucinations. Carter having not gone through such horrors like Issac, is subsceptable to them.
Stan Sketches That's a really cool concept to bad it's wasted on Dead Space Modern Warfare.
yeah, the game has sequences where co-op man is experiencing the effects of a marker for the first time and starts attacking shit that isnt real and basically has the whole dead space one expirience
How is everyone doing, I had some great wings for dinner and are ready for a shitstorm in 2 different ways.
TroopperFoFo Nice dude
If you need to hurry to a toilet, just remember that Pat's got your back
Hell, the entirety of Woolie's apartment would suffice!
My stomach has *no weakness*
TroopperFoFo damn dude, I can use some Wings and Ribs right about now. But aside from that, I'm doing pretty good. Thanks for asking.
The crazy thing about necromorphs is that they DONT die. when a necromorph loses all of its 'weapons' it has to even hurt a living thing, it just stops moving. if someone went up to a 'dead' necromorph and stuffed a piece of rebar into its shoulder, it would use what muscles it could to swing that rebar around and go back to killing.
Who else saw them accidentally upload a shitstorm at 1 pm this morning?! 😎😎😎😎✌
Colton Allgire 1 pm this morning? Is this a troll or did you fuck up?
Kirito no, somebody fucked up and uploaded one at 1 and immediately took it down
***** now that I think, was it even dead space 3?
No, I woke up at 8am this Afternoon .
it was 1 pm *somewhere* this morning.
I... uh, yeah I got nothing. Sorry guys. I let you all down.
don't believe in yourself. believe in the me who believes in you(the second half of that show is garbage)
You let me down man, I feel like curling up into a ball now.
Its fine.
Chris Merkel Studios no believe in the Chris Merkel Studios that believes in you
Chris Merkel Studios no believe in the Chris Merkel Studios that believes in you
Not even a year passed before the "In case of bad channel, break glass" case was broken
I kinda like how it starts where your fighting people then the marker starts turning everyone into monsters. I think it's cool to see the change.
i thought this was hoping to be something called sweet home
The only home we get is the most not horror horror game that destroyed a series.
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One thing I did like about this game is that by the end, Isaac basically goes "Yeah lemme guess its broken and I gotta go track down some crap to fix it right?" every single time something is broken.
I agree with everything they said. DeadSpace 3's mother cheated with CoD, just as Fallout3-4's mother cheated with a garbage dump.
Myakot I'll agree with you on 4 but fallout 3? Dude that game was fantastic.
That game wasn't Fallout. It was Nuclear Scrolls 5: no story edition
+Myakot Franchises shift genres sometimes. Also, Fallout 3 had plenty of story.
+Myakot Also, Just because you didn't like the new kind of gameplay doesn't make it garbage. What ACTUALLY makes it garbage, not just that you don't like that they changed things.
Father Woolie never gets old guys.
Fuck me I guess, but I loved the DEAD SPACE series. Even 3, but I guess because of my stupid love for weapon customization and shit putting things together along with the lore. It was so fun for me, I felt bad hearing that a lot of people saying they hated the 3rd one.
A lot of people hated RE5 as well, but they are both solid games. They just don't fit their genre at all.
considering i always felt Dead Space was more action than horror Dead Space 3s change never bothered me. i was just disappointed i never got to play it with my friend since it wasn't couch co-op.
Nemesis Kind of like how Bethshitda's Fallout doesn't fit with Obsidian fallout becuase they took the RP OUT OF THE G
Mother Rinko Dead Space 3 was alright in my book, however the Awakened DLC was the true survival horror that i loved experiencing. now to me, the fear factor was dumbed down because i was extremely OP with my planet busting tools, therefore i showed no fear. i guess if the weapon customization was removed, then the entire game would have been truly horrifying since you'd be restricted with only the tools you can afford. in fact, there's a classic mode; where you can't customize your weapons and you are restricted with the classic weapons only. i love that option, because it brings back the way Dead Space must and should be played as; no Gears of War OP bullshit guns, just you and your plasma cutter against an army of Necromorphs.
MasterJunior93 I got the DLC and did my run through with Classic mode, that made a bit of a difference since my weapons were just genocide tools.
why does the audio sound fucked up oh wait its a two best friends vid
Remember that podcast with the basement guy?
"THIS GUY HAS *EDITORS*?! Why don't we have editors?!"
- Patrick Boivin 2015
cause Woolie
Pat is a Dead Space fan, I can tell because he gets mad over absolutely nothing.
DS3 isn't that bad.
Except micro-transactions, fuck that.
oh fuck I forgot about those...
I mean...dead space is so good. it deserves better than "not that bad"
All the weapons in the whole game use the same ammo type, making having two weapon slots nearly pointless. It's pretty bad.
Is he though? "I don't remember it taking more than one shot to shoot off their limbs!"
I agree. DS3 isn't so bad. They haven't finished the game, but they probably spent a lot of time reading melodramatic Reddit threads and started hating it before they started playing.
The storytelling in DS3 is quite bad, though. The game breaks its own rules so many times for the purpose of spilling plot all over the player. The guy taking his helmet off on Tau Volantis makes zero sense, except to reveal to the player that he isn't Isaac. Danik giving you a marker test lab lesson right after he says he intends for you to be dead in minutes is nonsense, except it tells the player why what's about to happen is about to happen. Hearing Danik's orders through Isaac's comms on the train makes no sense, except to tell the player that they need to hurry up because the train is going to be scrap in a few seconds.
And the love triangle. That love triangle has marketing stink all over it. Who ever thought that Dead Space needed a love story? Isaac/Nicole was a horror love story. Ellie/Isaac/Norton is soap opera baloney.
But, the environments, enemies, gameplay and what the game adds to the core lore are all pretty cool in DS3. This is the game that made Dead Space into Mass Effect, but at least it's still a horror-themed Mass Effect.
"Dead Space 3 is a let down because it's not a very good action game, and a really substandard horror game."
This quote
Also you still fight Necromorphs for most of the game. You rarely fight humans where it's plot-relates.
ghostfear2011 Well that's good to hear.
Michael Murphy They went in hating this game is what happened here. The start of the game is literally the longest time you fight humans.
***** Good because I just wanna shoot and hack off the limbs of deformed walking corspes. Human enemies get really boring quick.
Michael Murphy It's only at very specific points where the plot requires it. Also Pat got A LOT of the game's story wrong in this game.
***** Yeah I bet he did.
I cant believe they synced up a timer for youtube 2:00 Pat and Matt start to call it, then 23:09 its finally a dead space game
So I guess the emphasis was on 'shit' for this one.
This videos description is pure gold, I stand up and applaud whoever is responsible for such a marvelous piece.
Them making jokes about never playing dead space 2 while actually playing dead space 2 right now is fucked up.
Pat won the bet. The "zombies" at the beginning section ARE necromorphs. Necromorphs are "mutated and reanimated corpses, reshaped into horrific new forms by a recombinant extraterrestrial "infection"." Dead Space wikia. They're just shiting on the game because it's not like the better two. Old school TBFP style.
"but nooooo *dumb reasons*"
Koyol they even said yeah there monsters technically but a shitty human design
So they have to be reshaped, and those were just human husks. Infected, but not NercoMORPHS, just...Necro.
"horrific new forms"
like "man with ice pick"
I agree the nostalgia was too high here though, so much nitpicking
*****
They didn't specify. They kept making up reasons as each new monster showed up.
There is one thing and one thing only that this game did that was excellent... and that was the co-op specific missions.
There are elements in those missions that expose player 2 to COMPLETELY different things than player 1.The idea is that the co-op missions are about Carter's -red armor man- story and him going crazy.
Excellent examples of this involve an audio log that plays that is of Carter makig a suicide note and his wife walking in on him while he's doing it. Player 2 can hear it but all Player 1 can hear is insane laughing from the log.
Others are models like a birthday cake with candles in a room that P2 sees is a mass of heads with spikes in it on P1's screen. And a scenario where P2 is fighting Necromorpha in their mind while P1 watches them shoot at nothing.
So I guess I'm the only one who thinks that the audio is fine and all their complaints about Dead Space 3 are totally justified and fair?
LittleMountain90 the audio is a little off but most likely due to the issues they brought up at the beginning of the video when they said the game didn't want to record so they probably had tech issues. Their complaints are justified in my opinion though.
LittleMountain90 Nah, I'm totally with you.
Here I am almost two years later after their fall. Re watching all of their shitstorms remembering why I used to love the month of October. Hoping and praying that one day Matt, Pat and Woolie as well as Liam would return again to brings back SUPER BEST FRIENDS PLAY! Miss you guys, Thanks for the laughs, the good times and the memories such as the wonderful series that was the Shitstorms.
As much as I dislike Dead Space 3, Pat's complaints are really petty and stupid
The first "human" enemies point he brought up baffled me so much. How are those clearly headless zombie aliens that sprout tentacles even human?
The one that really baffled me was the "it's a machine pistol!? Fuck this". Like, if you hate fighting human enemies why would you want a worse weapon to do it?
because they look like boring generic human zombies, not necromorphs.
"You're meant to shoot these ones in the chest" He says.
Yes, if you want to waste your ammo.
NightSpire Because you know what we love. Pat bitching about anything and everything regardless of whether or not it's a legitimate complaint.
8:02 -8:06 The boys say they will never play Dead Space 2 again... until August 30th, 2017...
You know what else is dead? the chances of any SPACE being in the fisticuffs for a blazeblue episode
You tried
Full LP! Full LP!
Oh, I thought they were gonna coop the game.
I'd agree with you but the whole LP would be them shitting on the game probably.
this is why I want a full LP
Full Co Op LP I want to see Pat (Isacc) make fun at Matt (John) while playing
"Let's go in with a negative attitude and make completely wrong assumptions about the rest of this game we haven't played" said Matt and Pat gleefully as their ignorance overwhelmed them... Usually I don't mind when they do this, and Dead Space 3 is by no means a great game, but it's definitely a lot better than they think it is.
Not that I’ve played the game. But just because there are more human sections, both in cutscenes and shooting sequences, doesn’t make it less of a horror game as a whole.
Less of an isolated haunted spaceship game, but more of attempting to show the horrors of man and their corruption into monsters, mentally or physically. At times scenes tend to be too action-y, yet I can forgive that as an intro that unpleasant stuff is going down on a much grander scale, then going into the classic Dead Space atmosphere and situations as the big portion of the game.
Matt and Pat are just being too sour about the game’s integration of humans at the start, saying this game is “terrible”. Much like Resident Evil 6, might be a good game, but just not a great horror game.
not only did you fuck up by uploading a video early YOU ALSO SHOWED A NEW INTRO WAAYYYYYYY TO EARLY
Skull Knight
New intro?
Skull Knight I'm ready for a new intro
legend states around 12-1pm today an out of schedule video by the name sweet home was released with a Blind Angry Baz ruining a romance Anime
You mean the new intro they brought out a week ago?
Oh yea I watched that. Pat controls everything really badly and is also a serial killer. Nothing new
"They are unmanned vehicles they don't stop for anything!"
Matt and Pat when the cars blow up:
"And we've just killed so many innocent people"
>->
I loved DS a and DS 2, but I couldn't even finish DS3 because, jesus christ.
Thanks for the petty love triangle drama too, DS3, that makes eeeeeverything much better in horror.
Our salt aside, I'd love to see you guys play through Dead Space 1. Or 2. *A*
Ugh that love triangle, thats why DS2 ending is my head cannon happy ending. And not only that but they also manage to fuck up Ellie's design in DS3, just like everything else.
So they don't count those one things as necromorphs even though they act nearly exactly like them right down to still charging you when you blow off their head...
And they're complaining about things they're kind of wrong about. They went into this trying to not like it.
Also, they sprout tentacles.
Yeah, my least favorite vids from these guys are the bitchy vids.
I know its not seen as a good game in the DS series, but at that point they're just really going out of their way to find every possible detail in the game that "isn't Dead Space".
Oh but the ones he yells that are "Proper" necromorphs haves spikes instead of hands!!!!
Yeah, sometimes they get a bit too salty for my taste, I love them but Matt and particularly Pat sometimes border on being in serious butt hurt, salty territory.
Considering the shooting humans sections are generally breaking up long strings of fighting monsters, and they're fairly brief excepting the opening scene. I like Dead Space 3. The microtransactions are shitty, but the game is good.
The microtransactions are barely there and trivially easy to get with in-game currency.
Logan55689 Also it's only for very specific plot points.
Is this the ironic shitstorm where you don't play scary games? It's starting to feel that way.
Background Character well part of the shitstorm is scary games, the other part is shitty games.
+AFPgamer Yeah, but so far we've only had one scary game and, like... I don't know, what day is it? The 10th? 12th? Whatever, we've had like a 10:1 ratio of shitty to scary so far.
It's horror themed games. People keep complaining about this shit, but how many horror games are actually scary? You can count them with one hand. And I don't know about you but my hand doesn't have 31 fingers, so you gotta fill the rest of the month with something.
True.
Mantis47
There's been plenty of scary games, just look at the past four years of these videos.
...maybe they finally ran out of scary games?
If I remember the multiplayer in Dead Space 2 was actually kind of fun.
never played the mp. did do co-op in ds3 and we laughed our asses off! Yeah Dead Space is meant to be played alone... in the dark.
Dead space 3 multiplayer did some interesting stuff with one player seeing scary shit while the other player sees nothing, making it seem in the other guy is messing with you.
It could be but I found it got tired really quick. The whole notion seemed tacked on. Co-op in single player is actually a better idea to me. Even if it breaks some of the immersion.
It was really fun! Do you remember the Viral Suits? They'd be custom colors and designs, and it would start off with only the devs wearing them. When a player killed the dev, they unlocked the suit. Then, if that player wore the suit and another person killed them, that other player would unlock it. And that Suit design would spread, like a virus! Still one of my favorite ways to unlock appearances.
And the multiplayer itself was really fun, playing as a necromorph and trying to ambush the players, then raging when they use Stasis on you.
Good times.
Don't try to say that though. You'll be crucified for thinking a completely optional, separate from the main game, feature is cool because it's not as scary.
Full LP,
Full LP,
FULL LP,
FULL LP!
Isaac: "They're unmanned transports! They don't stop for anything!" Matt: "You just killed a bunch of innocent people" Pat: "Tons of innocent people"
This games co-op is probably one of the best co-op experiences I have ever played with the other player seeing stuff that isn't there for you making you actually think they're crazy.
Why do they always have a random video with trash audio xP?
Because it is a trash game
Wildly fluctuating audio quality has been a staple of this stable for years. FOR FUCKING YEARS! HOW. GOD. DAMN. DARE. YOU.
I don't know if this was intentional, but the audio reminds me a lot of their early LPs, specifically the one where they played the original Dead Space the first time, and Matt had fun with his rave lights going "weeooweeoo". Maybe they purposely recreated that audio quality to appeal to a sense of nostalgia? It would be cool if they did, but again, I'm not sure.
cuz it's not TBFP if there is not videos with shit-tier bad audio
I honestly thought they were playing co op and recording across some kind of mic
I remember beating this game with the meanest weapon I could possibly create. Imagine a triple barreled machine gun with acid bullets and an incendiary grenade launcher attached.
I am a huge Legacy of Kain fan and I esp love simon and tony jay (rip) I love you guys for knowing it
Same here, Legacy of Kain was amazing, I hope they play defiance one day. Also, nice avatar, Shiki Loli is best loli.
I actually really like parts of Dead Space 3, (especially the dlc) and really wish they'd make another one. Still, Matt+Pat bring up some great points.
Agreed, there are negative points to it, and it still ranks lowest of the three. But the biggest complaint is that it's not the same genre as the first two. Just like RE5, as a standalone game it's pretty good.
As a huge Dead Space fan I could only approve of a DS4 if it retcon most of DS3 (or all of DS3, please god let them retcon the whole game), they added too much stuff that shat all over the lore.
If you don't retcon DS3 then the Necromorphs are 90% the same as the Halo Flood-Hivemind, they can talk, they can use guns, they can use spaceships and are just as un-scary as the Flood.
Also, since the DS3-DLC had the Necromorphs invading earth it's now a war, nobody can say "what are these things?" or "How do we kill these things?" without somebody mentioning the dumb earth war. So DS3 has made it impossible to make a Survival Horror game without some retconning, just more action game schlock.
I'm not even sure I how I feel about the aliens other then Necromorphs that DS3 added, so fuck even talking about that topic.
The first half of Dead Space 3 was a rollercoaster ride in Space, was really good (yes even the intro)
its the second half on the planet when it really starts to fall apart...
(turns into a dungeon crawler like Dead Space 1)
Still even with all its flaws one of the only truly epic good trilogy enders last gen.
(rest of the trilogies the second one was clearly the best and the third one was just straight trash unlike DS3 even tho many people would disagree and think DS3 is one of the worst who prob never even finished it)
I agree with you, but there are 2 parts on the planet that I absolutely love: the co-op missions from Carver's perspective (the ones that actually explain his backstory and have carver-specific hallucinations) and everything having to do with the aliens and alien city stuff. Admittedly, the alien city could have been shorter, but I can forgive it because of how much I love the Dead Space art direction.
DS3 is still the weakest in the series from a survival horror standpoint, and Danik is definitely the worst antagonist, but I like the lore that DS3 adds (did anybody notice that the unitology masks in DS2 look like the alien's faces in 3?)
The Moons invading earth doesn't bother me--but it would mean that earth would have to be completely FUCKED in DS4 for there to be any believable threat.
"I recorded ze bad audio." - David Cage
8:02: "This is just making me want to play Dead Space 2 again" "Yeah, we're never gonna do that." "NEVER."
This was the Dead Space game David Cage was called in to work on. When asked his opinion on how to to make a good horror game he said and I quote
" To make it really scary you must make it really bright and be able to play with a friend, also add in crafting elements too".
DAVID CAGE RUINS EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tell me exactly where the game forced you to do co-op? Does the game just lock you out if you want to play by yourself? What about the classic gamemode where co-op is off, Weapon crafting is off (you can only make weapons from previous games), and dynamic aiming sights is on?
Still has humomorph combat. And micro transactions. And band wagon crafting systems. Like Pat said, it has really cool stuff that would make it good, but then has the all these negatives to balance it back out to garbage.
Actually there were some neat missions dealing with ghosts and visions and stuff that were locked out to you if you were playing single-player.
Except the game has whole sections of gameplay that are totally co-op exclusive, with big doors that say "Fuck off, you need a co-op player to enter this door"
Also the Classic mode isn't balanced and the classic weapons are NOT viable (meaning not fun), as somebody who 100% both DS1 and DS2 I can firmly say the weapons in DS3 are pointlessly garbage in comparison to the previous games. If it isn't a full auto weapon with a knockback sidearm then you experience a 150% increase in game difficulty so there's only one viable weapon build in the whole game... and then what's the point of making a side arm? It'll still use the same ammo as your other gun and have shit stats.
The DS3 weapon system is complete trash, the co-op exclusive story is also trash. Also Classic Mode is a NewGame+ only feature I think.
RisusMalum My safe full of badass shotgun/rippers and rocket launcher/hydrolic fist guns begs to differ. I ended up disassembling my plasma cutter to make a double-bouncing bola.
I completely forgot that you fight people in this game
The hardest fight in the entire game is resisting the urge to turn it off.
the scariest enemy in this game is the beyblade
It gets worse
Then it gets worserer
Because they basically just fought all the humans you fight in this game.
Blaze and Storm nah they have humans to fight in the end sequences and mid frozen planet parts
the real shitstorm is the fucked up video schedule we made along the way
I was thinking about Dead Space 3 earlier today and then THIS happens!! :D
I'd get a dreamcatcher. I heard it prevents nightmares.
Super Buu furiously crotch chopping I really wished you said dreamcast
calvin wiegreff Anything for you, baby.
Then this shit happens!
MChill Ah it wasn't THAT bad. Not as good as DS1+2 but worth a playthrough.
Call of Dead Space Duty 3
I'm only 12:00 in all I can think is "Wow, could you guys be bigger babies about nothing."
Welcome to the Best Friends. Mostly Pat.
Normally, they're just being dicks for fun which I love but this... holy shit, game ruined by having any semi normal human enemies in the first five minutes of the game. FUCK OFF PAT!!! As far as I could tell the games a 7.5. The lowest of the series but still not bad.
Yeah their negativity annoys me at times but it's only because I like most of their stuff and they sometimes ruin a vid that could have been good.
Have you guys ever watched a Shitstorm?
I played the whole thing and still thought it sucked.
There were some cool parts like the hallucination stuff in co-op and some of the environments but the story was lame, most of the enemies were boring, the set pieces were predictable, and all the characters besides Isaac were forgettable as fuck.
Most of you dudes are acting just as salty as them. There are perfectly valid reasons to be extremely annoyed by this game.
I actually enjoyed all Dead Space games
controversial opinion right here
I agree.
As do I, now think about this.
We'll probably NEVER get another Dead Space game because of people like this that bitched about the game before even getting to the good part.
How does that make you feel? It makes me feel like shit.
Kôito yeah that's what I'm saying, it wasn't near as scary but I had so much fun playing it compared to the others
Judging by the criticisms applied by them to Deadspace 3, it means Aliens is a bad movie too
This isn't Aliens, this is Aliens: Ressurection.
Y'know, I feel as though both Dead Space and the Alien franchise mirror each other in order. DS1 and Alien were more horror themed, DS2 and Aliens had the shootbangs but was still pretty scary, and DS3 and Alien 3, well, we don't talk about them.
Dead Space 2 was comparable to Aliens. I'd compare this to Alien 3 but I liked that more than this game.
They fought multiple aliens in Aliens, not boring goddamned humans.
The game doesn't have that many human enemies past the start and their are some legitemently cool new necromorphs.
I actually preferred the first one. The setting felt more cohesive and grounded in away that was relatable. At times it reminded me of a videogame Event horizon. The ship felt like a functional, real place that had had something chaotic occur. I enjoyed and played through 2 and it had its moments and controlled great but at times it was very segmented feeling like, ok time for the school level, time for the X level, time for the Y level. At times it felt like the original game but at others it felt like nonsensical things were stuffed into your path so you can do something edgy or shocking.
I also feel like 2 started down the road that led to some of the downsides of 3. I don't think they were overtly damaging in 2 but you started to see more standard weaponry like rapid fire military weapons being more useful and stuff like the competitive multiplayer don't really feel like they fit in with a horror game. It felt like a very slight drift away from a 3rd person horror game to a straight up 3rd person shooter which was much more noticeable in 3.
Still both 1 and 2 are great games. Never played 3 much.
R0B1NG5 I thought having Isaac talk in DS2 was the first major error.
R0B1NG5 I agree, 1 was my favourite. Another reason I love it was Isaac was a silent protagonist so it was easier to act as a self insert to immerse yourself.
The scariest part about this video is the audio quality.
Why are you guys playing a Gears of War/Calladooty ripoff on the Shitstorm...?
Its saddening to be reminded of what one of my favorite series has become.
Yeah Pat, those "humans" that survive without heads and look like monsters. You can really exaggerate your negativity.
yeah, they aren't humans, though to be fair those don't look like necromorphs at all, they look more like mad mountain climbers with glowy eyes....whay different from a creature with blades on its hands, abdomen wide open with two tiny arms sticking out from it
daviyo5
I guess you don't know much about Necromorphs, do you? They come in all varieties and sizes. There are literal babies that explode in DS2. Dont look much like your run of the mill blade waving Necromorph either, do they now?
Those things that are *inside* the "mountain climbers with glowy eyes" are the actual Necs. The weird boney tentacle creatures that possess corpses. Creatures that keep the destroyed body moving even when it's only a stump with legs.
If that's not a monster, then I don't know what is.
Yourson Isold Well I do know much about Necromorphs and the first thing that I wrote is "yeah, they aren't humans," I'm not saying they aren't monsters, I'm saying they just look plain and boring, and since you talked about crawlers let's take them as example.....they are babies with bloated stomachs that crawl on their back with arms twisted around....it's a little more elaborated than the Fodders which visually walk normally, are dressed like a mountain climber (or engineers or whatever, depending on where you are) and the only horrid part is their face which is skinned and has glowy eyes. I'm not saying that those are humans, I'm saying that I get why they might be mistaken as such, after all, as long as they aren't...."sprouted" they aren't that much warped, since as you can clearly see in the video, even shooting them in the chest seems to kill them rather quickly
daviyo5
No, I got that you understand they aren't human. The problem is that you phrased it like they don't resemble Necromorphs. If you are familiar with the varities (which Pat should be), you'd not say that usually.
They are conceptually a whole lot scarier though. And even just being shot to pieces and still moving, heck even jumping after Isaac (even without sprouting) still reminds much more of Necromorphs.
Pat shot two of them with a gun and that's as far as he was willing to care.
You probably know this, but the reason that shooting them in the chest kills them unlike other Necs, is that the controlling creature is inside the body, so shooting in there kills it.
Or Visceral was just lazy to designed unique Necromorphs. There's a few of unused Necromorphs designs that they had but they went to a much safer and easiest choice.
"scary" yeah right.
Reminder that this game has a combat roll mechanic.
So I played a good deal of Dead Space 2 at my cousin's back in the days. I'm really not one to get jumpscare easily, and my cousin was finding it hilarious how I managed to keep a mostly unfazed in most of the game. But that fucking sun... Nearly hit the ceiling.
Never Finishing What You Started is by Far the Spookiest Thing About This SHITSTORM.
Dead Space 3: Fuck Horror, we need ACTION!
Always love these unbiased look into a game they never really played and were able to see the actually needed plot information and unique and interesting ADDITION not replacement monster designs.
I love how they just totally ignore the Necromorphs you fight almost right away just so they could feel right about hating the game over fighting humans.
A friend of mine, who's a major Dead Space fan, gave a very appropriate opinion on this game. It being that where Dead Space 3 fails as a horror game, it succeeds as a thriller game, like what Aliens was for Alien.
Great audio guys I love it.
This Shitstorm needs to step it up.
They had a really strong start with Anatomy but then its been going on a downhill cycle very fast.
TheRandomLetsPlays I definitely agree. I understand throwing in some shitty games (it's shitstorm afterall) but there are plenty of great horror games that they could be playing. And they just aren't.
I mean i like the video, but i would like to see them play some actual horror games and see Pat be a huge coward.
I know right? I like me some unpredicatable indie horror games, they make for the most fun LPs.
The Alien Isolation DLC is the only one that really got me with its scares.
FatalYaoi What other great horror games are out there? Not trying to argue I'm just kinda curious.
wow with that audio this truly is a shitstorm
It's the exact amount of effort this game deserves.
When I think Dead Space, my mind instantly jumps to waist high cover and machine guns.
All I want for Christmas is a Deadspace 1 LP.
This game was a 5 or 6 out of 10, but god damn I wanted a full game of floating around a spaceship junkyard, those parts were fucking amazingly cool and atmospheric and fun to explore. Was super pissed when you land on planet bumblefuck and there's no more zero g mechanics. I felt DS1/2's biggest trump over RE4's combat was being able to fight in zero gravity which was a total blast and made the combat really interesting.
If not for the lack of steroids and black people, i would think this was resident evil 5: the africaning.
literally the first words of this video described it in it's own entirety.
"Some things are best left alone"
Why are people shocked? TBFP have never been unbiased in any of their views on games. Typically whatever their first impressions are on something is what they're going to stick with to the end and that's what happened with Dead Space 3.
Edit: Wow that was even worse then what I thought was going to happen. I love Matt and Pat to death but they really should've gotten Liam onto this since he's the only one out of the four guys that's ever willing to make concessions on something he might have gotten an iffy first impression of.
It does drive me nuts when people criticize Dead Space 3 for being too action focused, when Dead Space has always been "action horror". It was always about shooting shit up. DS3 just dropped the pretense really.
wait i thought shitstorm was for scary games
"YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SHOOT THEM IN THE CHEST. GAW, HOW SHITTY."
*proceeds to use two times the amount of bullets shooting them in the chest than he would spend on the limbs*
ds1 is more spoopy than ds2
oh yeah, by a country mile. I mean Manus, Gaping Dragon, The living humanity ghosts. And ds2 has...armor mans. The Pursuer is cool though
Godzilla InSpace
it took me way too long to get this. GG my friend.
pietufin well it's true for both series' really.
dks= dark souls.
nice try though
spoopy?
Dead Space 2 is my favorite of the three. The security suit and DLC is greaaaaaaat.
Reminder Dead Space is a complete rip off of Martian Gothic storywise, monolith and all
One thing every single person overlooks and never even mentions is that the colony in the beginning of DS 3 obviously reached convergence when they left. That is how the Brethern Moon found the freaking Earth!
man, patty sure is extra petty this episode
Ah yes, the good old days of underwater audio. Brings me back.
visceral is not doing call of duty guys,
they made battlefield: hardline and it was disappointing. as far as i know they arent doing shit else right now
They're doing that new Star Wars game.
Hardline was trash af, not even a battlefield game. Listened to my gut n didn't buy it.
Sledgehammer is made of up ex-Visceral devs. So, Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare was some of the Dead Space guys.
They've been doing that Star wars game for like five years now! And the creative director of Visceral totally left so there's even LESS of a chance Dead Space 4 will ever be a thing.
this is probably my favorite best friends opening XD
Dead Space 3 is actually a really great game. Too bad you never gave it chance, you're just fighting traditional necromorphs for hours after where you stopped. The story is pretty good, weapon crafting is fun. Really disappointed you guys never gave the game a fair shake.
Mechanized It's because it changed too much from the original survival horror feel of Dead Space I and II. Resident Evil 4 did the same, casting asides fixed camera angles but it kicked ass in everything it changed. Dead Space 3 changed the story experience and gameplay for something else a lot of Dead Space fans dont like.
I personally thought the gun crafting had a good hand in ruining my fun with the game. In games like Dead Space the weapons become their own characters that I love getting to know by tearing up limbs with them.
And this right here is why people who have been fans since the original dead space are so angry about this game. Dead Space was never about "Dude, look at this sick ass gun I used to cut zombies in half!" It was about feeling like you had the bare minimum of resources to take on an entire space stations worth of impossible to kill enemies, and you had to scrounge and scavenge to survive. I get why newcomers would be happy about the changes they made to Dead Space 3, but to anyone who played hours and hours of the original Dead Space, this game was a disappointment top to bottom from what DS 1 and 2 were. It took away the horror elements for an all-too-common crafting system, made the plot about saving a girl that you barely knew anything about and wasn't even interested in Isaac anymore, and ended it with a giant planet sized boss that made no sense to the context of the story. To long time fans, this game was nothing but dashed hopes and dreams, and I doubt there will ever be a fourth game because of the garbage fire this game was to the franchise. Hell, if they had just made it single-player exclusive instead of riding along on the bandwagon of pointless multiplayer from the year it was released, this game would have been looked at in a much better light. Instead, they killed the only good modern horror franchise that was available. So disappointing.
Tl;dr: This franchise was killed due to stupid design choices, making long-time fans angry. Goddammit Visceral, I believed in you.
In comparison to Dead Space 2, it's a much more inferior game. It's kinda like the difference between Resident Evil 4 and Resident Evil 5. It's not a terrible game, but it made a lot of bad decisions that marred the experience. I generally liked DS3, but the game was really ruined by introducing co-op, simplifying the ammo, and I think I had some issues with the story generally, but it's been awhile.
Not that Pat isn't being petty as all hell about the game lol
***** The hate the game gets is not unwarranted and seeing how much worse DS3 did compared to DS2, shows that most fans were not wanting what DS3 was offering. It's not a terrible game, it functions, it's the same gameplay, generally it follows the DS formula, but there was certainly a big shift in the wrong direction for the series and people just weren't having it. There's a reason we haven't got DS4, though I would like to see them make a return someday with a better focus on what the series needs to be.
"Man, shooting people is way easier than fighting those goddamn dead monsters in space, I should do this more often." - Isaac "The Big Mark" Clarke
Oh no, the Marker made the audio to this video... suicidal.
I would watch the everloving shit out of a Dead Space 2 LP
FYI guys the channel must be dying because "Matt and Pat" are playing dead space 2 on the channel right now. I hope they do a full LP of dead space 1 and 3 in near future.
This audio is taking me back to Two Best Friends Play Dead Space 2. Memories.
Dead Space 3 really isn't _that_ bad. It's nowhere near as good as 1 and 2, but this is just complaining for the sake of complaining -.-
It's pretty bad.
Complete with REAL ENDING-DLC!
The co-op in this game was pretty fun, one of the best co-op experiences I've had with a buddy of mine.