Shitstorm V: Shitsurrection - CARRIER

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  • @bondage-chan9738
    @bondage-chan9738 8 ปีที่แล้ว +407

    Shitstorm Secrets Vol. 8:
    Some say that there exists an alternate universe. A utopic wonderland in which all is right with the world. A world in which Matt has amazing hair. A world in which Pat is a successful agriculturist. A world in which Woolie is a professional wrestler. A world where Liam _makes_ the anime. In this world, there was never a playthrough of Ultra Despair Girls. Omikron does not exist. Blazblue is every friday. Truly a place of peace and prosperity.
    But one day, tragedy struck. Back in our universe, James McCloud mounted the world. His glorious member ripped through time and space itself, and through that, they were unceremoniously plucked from their world and thrown here, a cesspit of fartgas and bioslime. A world of Koopy and BioFreaks. Oh, yes… The Ustabiaz have arrived, and they will one day reclaim their place in this cruel, cruel world.

    • @proxima1998
      @proxima1998 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Geezus christ, Bondage-chan, calm down xD

    • @MiloKuroshiro
      @MiloKuroshiro 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      How it is perfect when there's blazblue in it?

    • @bondage-chan9738
      @bondage-chan9738 8 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      There're no breaks on this train, baby!

    • @proxima1998
      @proxima1998 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well... shit.

    • @VampiricDarkDragon
      @VampiricDarkDragon 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      But what about the Hulk doll?... WHAT ABOUT THE HULK DOLL!?!?!

  • @HereCumsTracer
    @HereCumsTracer 8 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    Matt getting told his own joke and him losing his shit has to be one of my favorite things on the channel.

    • @MegaRazor619
      @MegaRazor619 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "Everyone delivers it better than I do"

  • @Biodeamon
    @Biodeamon 8 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    "let's build a wall to keep planes out"
    military intelligence at its finest

    • @WhatDoesDStandFor
      @WhatDoesDStandFor 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      If its a really high wall, what are they gonna do?

    • @poopyjoe7883
      @poopyjoe7883 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      just make a dome

    • @tiltingowl9719
      @tiltingowl9719 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Go orbital

    • @WhatDoesDStandFor
      @WhatDoesDStandFor 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Poopy Joe Simpsons did it

    • @TheNGplus
      @TheNGplus 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      its just a picture of that one anime hoe from K-On except instead of saying ROCK it says COCK.

  • @ActionYakPolice
    @ActionYakPolice 8 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    "Okay guys, what if we took Resident Evil... and put in on a boat?"
    "Brilliant, we begin work immediately!"

    • @KudosCommander
      @KudosCommander 8 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      And that's how Resident Evil: Revalaitons happened

    • @ImaTroper
      @ImaTroper 8 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Also resident evil gaiden, dead aim, and cold fear.

    • @scatmanfan2
      @scatmanfan2 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      see also: Deep Fear

    • @bellboy64
      @bellboy64 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      TH-cam Gaming's flawless auto-check thinks this is Code Veronica at time of typing, so you're not wrong...

    • @pandorasangel2747
      @pandorasangel2747 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@bellboy64 7 years later and it thinks its the first Resident Evil now

  • @SecondCitySavior6969
    @SecondCitySavior6969 8 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    I wish they picked something sCARRIER! Ha-ha, I'm I right, guys? Guys?!

    • @droclorefield6438
      @droclorefield6438 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Anatomy 2: Anatomy Harder

    • @lodestarrobot
      @lodestarrobot 8 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      6349 256
      What's scarier than the dream cast ?

    • @ifuckedacatandilikedit7506
      @ifuckedacatandilikedit7506 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      That pun turned me on, but this shitstorm will turn me off with spooks.

    • @MetaMarc319
      @MetaMarc319 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      *Insert Seinfeld theme*

    • @Whienzarth
      @Whienzarth 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      The bleach is under the sink.

  • @MantraMan2077
    @MantraMan2077 8 ปีที่แล้ว +390

    Every time my eyes lay themselves upon Preacher Woolie, my shit gets a little bit closer to the storming.

    • @AfroMetalMizu
      @AfroMetalMizu 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      His brother prob saw this and became super proud.

    • @MantraMan2077
      @MantraMan2077 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      AfroMetalMizu Either that or super pissed that he's ripping off another thing of his. First his original OC RAGE, which Woolie was SUPPOSED to donut steal, and now his very faith and career itself?
      Woolie reaches new levels of theft every second.

    • @wolfen9113
      @wolfen9113 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I still can't get over the fact that kid Matt has a goatee

    • @AfroMetalMizu
      @AfroMetalMizu 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      sans the skeleton Thief and heartless animal abuser devoid of a loving heart

    • @diegomedina9637
      @diegomedina9637 8 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Father Woolie stole my holy water.

  • @HashUpAshole
    @HashUpAshole 8 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    Reverend Woolie is probably the best incarnation of Woolie next to Woolie the Pie Stealer.

    • @suwatsaksri7191
      @suwatsaksri7191 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Its the scariest incarnation, literaly Mozgus in possession of the Woolie Hole

    • @PureMetalDragon
      @PureMetalDragon 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      So if Reverend Woolie is Mozgus, then does that mean that his crew of disfigured executioners are the people of Maddentown?

    • @Dabednego
      @Dabednego 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The great thing is that his brother is actually a preacher.

    • @StrawberryDonutKing
      @StrawberryDonutKing 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Woolie the Pie Stealer? So you mean just Woolie?

  • @executivedata7
    @executivedata7 8 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    Their intro is really good it should be a series

    • @slifer875
      @slifer875 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      on netflix! so it can be a part of the best friends cinematic universe! the first series will be a about pat being fucking blind to video games, the second show will about his angsty girlfriend, the second season of pat series will have matt shooting everybody, woolie series will be about black blackity black-black! and finally the liam series will be about a weeabo learning martial arts in japan with an iron fist!

    • @executivedata7
      @executivedata7 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      slifer875 haha they need to make it happen I was really into the story of this intro but then it ended lol

    • @AbovetheAgAme
      @AbovetheAgAme 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh yes they make all the monies

    • @SteelBollocks
      @SteelBollocks 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I hope you will volunteer to load all the kickstarter money into a truck and take it into the depths of the P. O. Gripes farm to negotiate the animation. Who knows what horrors await those who enter

    • @HeyItsJoe1
      @HeyItsJoe1 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      blackity black Montreal Harlem blackity black

  • @Elzilcho87
    @Elzilcho87 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    10:28 I like to imagine whenever Pat enters a room, this is what it looks like

  • @CyricZ
    @CyricZ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    "Me and Liam..." "...Who?"
    IT WAS PROPHESIZED.

    • @RanMouri82
      @RanMouri82 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      And now "...D-Dad?"

    • @baphometsvoice6271
      @baphometsvoice6271 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@RanMouri82 truly, the perfect intro

  • @kingofthemoon3063
    @kingofthemoon3063 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I want the "CARRIER" voice to be my ringtone.

    • @tailedgates9
      @tailedgates9 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      As it rests in your phone CARRIER.

  • @Hotmanlion12
    @Hotmanlion12 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "How am I gonna get Pat to eat this fistful of poop if I don't drink piss?" I feel like this sentence defines the Best Friends.

  • @Charles-jj2su
    @Charles-jj2su 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    That CARRIIIERR at the title screen gets me every time

  • @SwagbitoUchiha
    @SwagbitoUchiha 8 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    Standing
    On the edge
    Of the Shitstorm,
    Like the prophets once said.
    And the feces
    are all cold now
    No more bullets, and the gunjumper is dead.
    Whispers in the air, tell the tales
    Of the Best Friends gone.
    Desolation, devastation
    What a mess we made, when it all went wrong.
    Watching from the edge of the LP,
    For the game to begin.
    Scrublords draw their swords,
    Form their Zaibatsu,
    for Shitsurrection!
    *I'M NUUUUUUUUUUUCLEEAAAAAAAAAARRRR!*
    *I'M WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLDDDD!*

    • @MChill
      @MChill 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Riders of the Shitstorm!!

    • @eyebrowsGreg
      @eyebrowsGreg 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stop
      Right now
      Stop it please
      Don't do this to us
      C'mon man stop
      It's enough
      STOP RIGHT THE FUCK NOW GOD DAMMIT
      SOMEONE TOLD ME THIS WOULD HAPPEN
      FUCKIN STOP
      THIS IS CANCER
      THIS IS SO MUCH CANCER
      I CAN'T FUCKIN STAND IT WHEN YOU DO THIS
      HOLY FUCK
      I'M OUT ASSHOLE
      KEEP DOING THAT SHIT
      I HOPE YOU LOSE ALL YOUR FRIENDS
      STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP RIGHT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
      STOP RIGHT NOW

    • @TomatoAbe
      @TomatoAbe 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      MChill There's a Woolie on the road. His dreads are slimy like a toad. If you give this man a ride, he'll steal all your pies. Woolie on the road.

    • @jojocircus8207
      @jojocircus8207 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      why are we still here? just to suffer? every night i can feel an unfinished game, and a shitty story. the franchise I lost, the Kojima i lost. wont stop hurting.

    • @letmeshowumypkmn
      @letmeshowumypkmn 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      *I'M SHITTING UP*
      *INSIIIIIIIDDDEEEEE*
      *A HOME OF BROKEN ASS*
      *SHIT-PILED*
      *DEEP INSIDE*
      *LIAM THE CHIIIIIILLLLLDDDDD*

  • @hashupasshole
    @hashupasshole 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    4 years later, and still feel sad they never did a full LP of this game. I was really hoping for that Survival Horror LP renaissance revival.

  • @jackpliskin161
    @jackpliskin161 8 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    This game looks way more playable than Omikron.

  • @DevonPalmer98
    @DevonPalmer98 8 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I like how this shitstorm started off spooky and has slowly just become slightly menacing.

    • @SwordfighterRed
      @SwordfighterRed 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      The true horror is that it never really was scary. It was all in our heads, our minds. The spookyness was inside _us_ all along.

    • @DrStickySituation
      @DrStickySituation 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The evil within us all.

    • @TonyBMan
      @TonyBMan 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      If I can take away anything from Shitestrom, it's that I now know that Rent A Hero is a thing. And it's baffling.

  • @sum0panduhhh118
    @sum0panduhhh118 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    holy shit this game its basically a combination of Cold Fear and Extermination. The most perfect criteria for a shitstorm game.

    • @TypeZeta2
      @TypeZeta2 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sum0 Panduhhh I've played Cold Fear never beat it because of one part where you have to destroy the oil rig because the game is a prick and it controls badly.

    • @sum0panduhhh118
      @sum0panduhhh118 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +TypeZeta those garbage controls just raise the degree of difficulty to an unnecessary level. Some poor bastard out there grew up with that game thinking its the shit haha I guarantee it.

  • @Roodypoocandyass
    @Roodypoocandyass 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    One thing they didn't notice is if you walk through the puddles of blood, your footsteps sound sticky and wet + you track blood.

  • @MegaTyler93
    @MegaTyler93 8 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    14:15 I laughed so hard at how nonchalant he said, "who is it?" while pointing a gun at you. (X

    • @tiltingowl9719
      @tiltingowl9719 8 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Thats how its done in the south. Its considered rude as fuck to not show your guests your gun

    • @zetsubou1v1
      @zetsubou1v1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      i thought that was really funny. it's so calm and nonchalant, he could be answering the phone.

    • @tbonevideos23
      @tbonevideos23 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      coincidently when u answer the phone I'm ALWAYS holding a gun :D

    • @HimboMan
      @HimboMan 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It would be more accurate to say he neighborly said, "Who is it?". That face did not match the Mr. Rogers I heard.

    • @DialUpConquerer
      @DialUpConquerer 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh man that is STRONG

  • @taumpytears
    @taumpytears 8 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Game: Resident Evil - Code: Veronica - 2000 (TH-cam Gaming)
    Even TH-cam thinks this game is a rip off.

  • @dumpc
    @dumpc 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The way the dude says Carrier is like how Pat says "spinel" in the first ep of RE4, cracks me up man

  • @seanmartin355
    @seanmartin355 8 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    you guys are the best keep being amazing

    • @circular7
      @circular7 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Amazing thirsty for wanting to kill the innocent

  • @EmeraldRunner
    @EmeraldRunner 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Pat is really good at being a disgruntled dad.

    • @normanred9212
      @normanred9212 ปีที่แล้ว

      No more like the werido uncle

  • @inferno232
    @inferno232 8 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Matt killing all the Monsters, just like Big Bro Liam told him to.

    • @Acesahn
      @Acesahn 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      We dont talk about brother Liam...

  • @Jasper_Silva
    @Jasper_Silva 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love that they shot the NPC and I love that he died with a straight up stock sound effect scream. Perfect ending!

  • @MrsAikahime
    @MrsAikahime 8 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    9:40
    Yes, Pat, Stranger things did invent that. Certainly not The Thing, or Parasyte

    • @TheSteelPickle
      @TheSteelPickle 8 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Or blade, or resident evil

    • @MChill
      @MChill 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So many good homages. But yes, exactly. Definitely wasn't the first to do it.

    • @MrsAikahime
      @MrsAikahime 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Also, I honestly wouldn't mind seeing a full LP of this. Seems like it's halfway decent

    • @Forumbug74
      @Forumbug74 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Remember. If it's new, than it did it first.

    • @chowellith
      @chowellith 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes, he totally wasn't being sarcastic there.

  • @Mareepu
    @Mareepu 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The North/South conflict makes sense. The moderate countries that everyone talks about vs. the badass countries no one talks about.

  • @Ruweiz
    @Ruweiz 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That Plague intro will never get old, easily one of the best Shitstorm intros yet

  • @ArmorKuma
    @ArmorKuma 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "Hey! Everyone get inside Woolie's hole where it's safe!"
    "Isn't that, like, the least safe place on the planet?"
    "Yeah that's what I just said, idiot."

  • @TheMerkWithTheMouth
    @TheMerkWithTheMouth 8 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    *refreshes page at **6:00*
    *sees two videos, one of which was uploaded 3 hours ago*
    I can't believe the schedule is dead.

    • @0rriAndroid
      @0rriAndroid 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      the autopsy report came back. evidently l, the schedules wounds never healed properly after omikron

    • @jakehyland3318
      @jakehyland3318 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      The schedule is now the spookiest of ghosts.

    • @AfroMetalMizu
      @AfroMetalMizu 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      What is their schedule? A miserable pile of shit

    • @FrozenOver0
      @FrozenOver0 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think some of these are bonus videos. At least, I hope they are. Otherwise, we might go without videos on other days...

    • @lemeres2478
      @lemeres2478 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      the schedule is undead. It was a CARRIER for the lazy upload virus

  • @ExcelExcel
    @ExcelExcel 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Matt laughing maniacally at killing an innocent man is the scariest thing so far on the Shitstorm.

  • @NightSpire
    @NightSpire 8 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    If this intro has any downside it's that Woolie doesn't look like Enrico Pucci

    • @chowellith
      @chowellith 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Finally, someone gets it.

    • @jimdoodlebob
      @jimdoodlebob 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      At least he's dressed like Kira

    • @misterdaleboomshears8619
      @misterdaleboomshears8619 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That's because Plague thinks Jojo is stupid.

    • @globox123456789
      @globox123456789 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Plague thinks everything is stupid. tho!

    • @misterdaleboomshears8619
      @misterdaleboomshears8619 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      globox123456789 Plague to Jojo:
      "Needs more furry saiyan muff."

  • @coltonallgire1135
    @coltonallgire1135 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    God... fucking intros.... I'm never more happy than in October

  • @kovulion7777
    @kovulion7777 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The intro's are much scarier and creepier than any of these games

  • @Forumbug74
    @Forumbug74 8 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    "It has very bad tank controls"
    ...Soooo tank controls?

    • @neonfatum
      @neonfatum 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      No, you don't get it! If a game's title isn't Resident Evil or Silent Hill, any tank controls contained within it are, in fact, bad tank controls!

    • @Hyper_Drud
      @Hyper_Drud 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What about Onimusha?

  • @Pellswick
    @Pellswick 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    38:55
    Pat: Die, Monster!
    Matt: Uh, Pat, that wasn't a monster, that was the dude you met back in the hallway
    Pat: Uh...yeah well he was turning into a monster, you know.

  • @godqueenbidoof
    @godqueenbidoof 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Did you know: In a pinch you can use ground up zombies as a floor cleaner, not only will the past seep into the floor to revitalize the wood and give it a nice comfortable bounce with every step but that sweet lemony fresh scent will permeate your whole home! In fact continued use of that home-made product can lead to you growing your own, deep dark, carpet! Ideal for the child's bedroom!

  • @JRSanchez93
    @JRSanchez93 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Mmmmm that old mic, I love it. Now it feels like the shitstorm.

  • @hathbeenslain
    @hathbeenslain 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    It's actually really cool that you can kill NPCs in this game before you get friendly with them.

  • @DarthSironos
    @DarthSironos 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    For all it's obvious shortcomings, being able to shoot uninfected guys in the middle of a biohazard zombie apocalypse is pretty innovative.

  • @MrL0WEL
    @MrL0WEL 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Game: Resident Evil - Code: Veronica.
    Sure thing, TH-cam.

  • @EstukoV
    @EstukoV 8 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    I don't recall this Resident Evil title, huh. Must've been one of those "under the radar" games...
    I feel as though they started TOO strong with ANATOMY.

    • @AfroMetalMizu
      @AfroMetalMizu 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Shitstorm's always gotta have funny/lame games

    • @seveneyes77
      @seveneyes77 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well, FNAF 5 is out (yeah i said it.)

    • @Melkac
      @Melkac 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Their selection skills are terrible. Where's The Cat Lady.

    • @EstukoV
      @EstukoV 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Blaze and Storm I think it was matt that said there wouldn't be any fnaf in the shitstorm.

    • @seveneyes77
      @seveneyes77 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mother Rinko Too bad, this is the best one so far, but it was expected though.

  • @devilonyourshoulder4732
    @devilonyourshoulder4732 8 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    I just realized something about the intro. Matt (and Liam) is not ginger. Looks like ghost Paige has some explaining to do.

    • @LieseFury
      @LieseFury 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      isn't red hair a recessive trait?

    • @seveneyes77
      @seveneyes77 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Depends on where you live man.

    • @treycarpenter9043
      @treycarpenter9043 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Uh, no. Red hair is recessive no matter where you are. Genetics don't change based on geographic location. Barring a crazy low chance muration, if two natural redheads have a child, all of their children will be redheads.
      So if Pat and Paige ever have kids, they'll all be redheads. Unless Pat isn't a natural redhead and is instead a crazy freak of redbull and leprechaun gold.

    • @seveneyes77
      @seveneyes77 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Trey Carpenter guess you're right, i'm not a nerd i just say stuff.

    • @NickiRusin
      @NickiRusin 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Or maybe Red Bull and leprechaun gold actually altered his genes. In which case their kids _will_ be redheads.

  • @sheilaburrowes9081
    @sheilaburrowes9081 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I like that they slowly and quietly learnt the difference between royalty-free and the public domain, since, obviously, the overwhelming majority of free/reusable assets are royalty-free, not public domain. Very few sound effects are in the public domain because really old recordings are unusable and modern public domain requires that somebody goes out, records high-quality samples with often professional-grade gear, and then completely and explicitly renounces any rights to the results, so that they'll never make any money or even receive any credit for their work. It's a crazy thing to do. Generous, but crazy. The incentives for doing royalty-free stuff are actually significant: you can either ask for money or credit/attribution (as long as you don't ask for ongoing payments, hence *royalty*-free). There are no incentives for putting work into the public domain outside of the purest form of altruism. (Tangent: I believe that the original copyright/public domain transition laws, where a work would automatically become PD after a long time and certain other criteria had passed, were reasonable and good. The recent changes to make it so that more modern works are _never_ going into PD fucking suck, but it's all lobbying on behalf of the media industry.)
    Sure, there are a huge number of open source developers who are all giving away their work for free but the licenses used make it closer to royalty-free than to putting their stuff into the public domain. Even the people making stuff from scratch with the sole intention of giving it out for free aren't putting it into the public domain -- that's how rare it is.

  • @davidcage2646
    @davidcage2646 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    A CARRIER OF DESTRUCTION AND DISEASE IVE BEEN CALLED! NO MORTAL SHALL EVER ESCAPE CAGE'S "CAGE"!

  • @surebrah3180
    @surebrah3180 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    the whole 19 o'clock gun is really just the glock 19....i use to carry one

  • @brainflash1
    @brainflash1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "Why would it EVER be the north and the south?"
    Civil Rights. Slavery. Trump v Clinton.
    Edit: Actually, the player character looks like he's from Reboot.

    • @SteelBollocks
      @SteelBollocks 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      what would Trump v Clinton have to do with a war of Hemispheres? Only an American would think US politics could divide the entire world

    • @ImaTroper
      @ImaTroper 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Clearly someone never heard of the cold war....

    • @Duke_de_Plata
      @Duke_de_Plata 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +SteelBollocks you clearly don't read any news. The US elections are the only time elections get endorsements from other leaders worldwide. The entire world sucks the USA's dick...get over it.

    • @nedtobin2085
      @nedtobin2085 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      This comment was the start of the northern/southern hemisphere war

    • @lokkol9144
      @lokkol9144 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I

  • @jimbothompkins
    @jimbothompkins 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    That game Matt was trying to remember with the rad splorch sounds in menus and stuff was The Ringu: Terror's Realm.

    • @Alcibiades1999
      @Alcibiades1999 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Really???

    • @jimbothompkins
      @jimbothompkins 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Alcibiades1999 it's gotta be. It has the cartoon splorch sound all over it.

  • @fudgegorilla
    @fudgegorilla 8 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    Hey, here's a new and hip idea: LAST. No other comments after this are allowed.

    • @MrAntello
      @MrAntello 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      No

    • @olpdragon
      @olpdragon 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      The more comments, the more activity this video has, and/or rather shows it has. It is good for them in a way.

    • @chrisrice7805
      @chrisrice7805 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nah son

    • @Vicius2004
      @Vicius2004 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      How about: MIDDLE! It can't be denied... you can't win!

    • @nemesisnick66
      @nemesisnick66 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      First.

  • @ZayIsNerd
    @ZayIsNerd 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    THE LOOOOOOORD

  • @sascachuhuan
    @sascachuhuan 8 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Awww...i was hoping plague made different intros to explain the story of Little Matt and his Onii-chan

    • @MassayukiSama
      @MassayukiSama 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      They have 4 intros ready if I'm not mistaken, so maybe it will have a conclusion, they talked about it on the podcast.

    • @helicopteroctopus6543
      @helicopteroctopus6543 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Intro 1 didn't have anything to do with intro 2, so intros 3 and 4 might not have any connection either..

    • @NickiRusin
      @NickiRusin 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'd like to see Paige properly drawn in Plague's style.

    • @riastradh
      @riastradh 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nick Nirus oh dear god

  • @tailedgates9
    @tailedgates9 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "I'm sorry,what do you want me to do with this baby?"
    Game: CARRY HER

  • @BolverkAtlasia
    @BolverkAtlasia 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Matt, the game you're thinking of is The Ring: Terror's Realm, another Dreamcast horror game. Every time you selected something in the title screen menu, it made that goopy noise. Man, that game sucked... You guys should play it for Shitstorm.

    • @BirdRaiserE
      @BirdRaiserE 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bolverk-GTM
      they did

    • @BolverkAtlasia
      @BolverkAtlasia 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      EHW2 Yes, they did. That was days after I made this comment. I was happy to see my garbage childhood play out in front of me once again.

    • @BirdRaiserE
      @BirdRaiserE 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bolverk-GTM I agree, your childhood was garbage

    • @BolverkAtlasia
      @BolverkAtlasia 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      EHW2 Yeah... Glad that's over with.

  • @Soulsworth69
    @Soulsworth69 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    I still can't get over this new intro. 'Tis the most divine.

  • @effluviah7544
    @effluviah7544 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    This opening is fucking incredible.

  • @CrimsonMoonM
    @CrimsonMoonM 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I REALLY thought the game would chicken out and not let you be able to "accidentaly" kill innocent survivors.
    That's actually a pretty rad mechanic.

  • @MChill
    @MChill 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Tell me friends: When does a gentle nod turn in to a blatant rip-off? WHEN DOES A HOMAGE TURN INTO HOPING THIS IS NOT JACK'S BLOOD?

  • @deathbyk1te
    @deathbyk1te 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    I had to watch the last video and this one a couple times because I thought I was imagining the extra frame of the woman near the end. Excited to see what will be added in the next one!

  • @_SomeGuyOnline
    @_SomeGuyOnline 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    A gun rack... a gun rack. I don't even own A gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do with a gun rack?

  • @Renkaru
    @Renkaru 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Yo, this needs to be a full LP

  • @TheTrueChuster
    @TheTrueChuster 8 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    I'm gonna bring this carcass from 3 years into this shitstorm and ask: does this shit has tank controls?
    EDIT: Yes. This piece of shit has tank controls. Amazing... AMAAAAZING.

    • @otakon17
      @otakon17 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Yes, this sucker is an RE clone point for point damn near.

    • @DGneoseeker1
      @DGneoseeker1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This piece of shit is bad in every conceivable way.

  • @tomknibbs2273
    @tomknibbs2273 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Don't tease me with this necromorph talk

  • @MinersLoveGames
    @MinersLoveGames 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Still can't get enough of Father Woolie.

  • @TheKodiakDJ
    @TheKodiakDJ 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The game with the goopy sound effects for everything was The Ring: Terror's Realm

  • @kovulion7777
    @kovulion7777 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love how they put Resident Evil Code Veronica in the description game

  • @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat
    @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I think this is possibly the best shitstorm intro, aside from the best of course, the guy saying “Carrier.”

  • @MisterOfu
    @MisterOfu 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Category Gaming
    Game Resident Evil - Code: Veronica - 2000
    Sounds about right.

  • @MistahJoe
    @MistahJoe 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    The Dreamcast controller
    The most scariest thing we've seen throughout this whole Shitstorm

  • @inactive9544
    @inactive9544 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Matt's laughter brings me joy.

  • @ianlabat8724
    @ianlabat8724 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    "If there's an eliminator in here, I'm going to be fucking pissed.
    .....There's an eliminator in here."
    *goes around corner*
    "There's two."

  • @CastledCard
    @CastledCard 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    I had to make sure I was watching the right video in the beginning

  • @lobso123
    @lobso123 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    I enjoy the fact pat mixed two different mystikal songs and created that masterpiece

  • @xx________xx8231
    @xx________xx8231 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    holy shit that opening hits even harder now

  • @HaberdashingRogue
    @HaberdashingRogue 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yeeees. I played this one when I was young. I've been WAITING for this to get Shitstormed.

  • @BoomstarPrime
    @BoomstarPrime 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    According to the save file they played this in 1998 that's the real spook here.

    • @thefatman69dude
      @thefatman69dude 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Holy shit I saw that too! They played this 18 years ago.

  • @traxthetrashwizard
    @traxthetrashwizard 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The game Matt is thinking of is The Ring: Terror's realm.

  • @remythezen5174
    @remythezen5174 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Burke: *looking at corpses* Are you OKAY?!
    THESE PEOPLE ARE DEAD, BURKE!

  • @sheilaburrowes9081
    @sheilaburrowes9081 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Woah, is this the longest chain of cutscenes/intro crawls/in-game cutscenes ever to preface a Shitstorm video?
    ETA: The fact that you can kill almost anyone is brilliant though, as long as they play around with that mechanic later (e.g. putting you in situations where killing someone seems, reflexively, like the correct thing to do but actually isn't or vice-versa, and variants on that theme).

  • @CaptainDoomsday
    @CaptainDoomsday 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    I forgot how great Preacher Woolie was. Everyone else doin' their acting legit and Woolie just goes full ham.

  • @Shadar22
    @Shadar22 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I just realized child matt has a fucking goatee

  • @attackofthecopyrightbots
    @attackofthecopyrightbots 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    i like how the dude shot him a million times but he only died when the main character shot him easily

  • @rave5880
    @rave5880 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    I like how the line at 14:16 has the same intensity as a person answering a phone call.

  • @briangoubeaux5360
    @briangoubeaux5360 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    The new intro is cool. First thought that came to mind was "Chick Flick" as it was more about Matt's empathetic relationship with Ghost Liam.

  • @abrahamruiz6779
    @abrahamruiz6779 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jack Ingles? Literally Jack "Crotch"over here... action hero man Jack Crotch, savior of humanity.

  • @MiaowGaiGar
    @MiaowGaiGar 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love Matt's childlike joy over murdering an innocent man.

  • @nanomasa929
    @nanomasa929 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    You know whats best part of this games voice acting...COLONEL!!!!

  • @fanfan-ni6cw
    @fanfan-ni6cw 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Well full lp confirmed. This is Pats new favorite survival horror franchise.

  • @BaxtheIron4th
    @BaxtheIron4th 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The Dreamcast Master Race RISES AGAIN!!!!!

  • @theskullkidzz20
    @theskullkidzz20 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Father Woolie kills me every single fucking time! 😂

  • @callumdonington2227
    @callumdonington2227 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Shitstorm is basically an entire month of Mystery Box, but spooky.

  • @The_Queen_Chrysalis
    @The_Queen_Chrysalis 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Plagues intro is amazing, he should do full stories, even start off just doing audio book type things, and then weekly we vote for one to be animated.

  • @TheDoho
    @TheDoho 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The guy said "Who is it?" sounded like he was answering a door

  • @LordQuadros
    @LordQuadros 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    I feel like this guy would be way too calm in any given situation. Like, he walks in on someone slaughtering crowds of people and goes, "Hey, come on, cut that out."

  • @CharlemagnePalace
    @CharlemagnePalace 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Why has there not been a zombie scene where a character gets infected and starts thrashing around, but instead of a monster they just suddenly are dressed in an elegant ball gown and high heels afterwards?
    And the main guy is like "I thought you'd become a monster"
    and the other guy is like "I'm not a monster, I'm a beautiful lady"

  • @nigen
    @nigen 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the survival horror game with the splatter sound effect in the menu is the Ring game for dreamcast

  • @MetalMaster101
    @MetalMaster101 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This was rated top 20 most underrated games on DC. Yet, why am I not surprised Pat hates it, as he usually hates every game he's isn't good at and blames it on the game.

  • @MaximumNarwhal
    @MaximumNarwhal 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Plague: Shitstorm MVP (He will build a great fence to defend this Zaibatsu)

  • @davidsnawder9163
    @davidsnawder9163 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS SINCE SHITSTORM THE FIRST

  • @marioamador1600
    @marioamador1600 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The Ring: Terror's Realm is the game your thinking of dude lol