As a nurse I didn't even get how this is supposed to have sounded (ie. like "a lot more" refers to genital size) at first because my mind was completely on board with this referring to the number of stitches. That patient needs to get his mind out of the gutter!
After they gave me some meds to prep for my emergency c-section I gave the team a 2 min detailed crash course on HOW I ended up there as in how the pregnancy occurred ! My husband was mortified and the person that was putting me under was dying of laughter.
I'm still confused, I thought he meant there's a lot more stitches(IE: Mr. Parker probably got hurt again and instead of removing his own stitches, he went to the ER to remove all of them). Either that or his hair grew more. IDK. I went on a whole tangent of what the confusion meant. lol
Reminds me of when I was in middle school. Some kid tried to leave school grounds and was chased by security. He scaled a tall chain link fence and slipped on the top of the chain link. It's all very pointy and sharp. He needed a ton of stitches/staples down there. Bet he learned a lesson that day.
Your discretion is advised, I’m a nurse intern, and just last week, i had to do some bandage in that region, the only problem was…. there was no scrotum…. The skin died and got torn appart wide open in that region (maybe friction and pression caused it? The guy was paralysed from the waist down) You could see the infinity stones, and and i had to disinfect them…. Directly… If i was to describe it, imagine that just right at the root of the pickle where the scrotum attached, and the entirety of the perineum, getting dug out, so you’re left with a hole, it’s walls covered in dead infected tissues and there are the family jewels hanging, free in space Tbh, i did a fantastic job, no hesitation and whatsoever, thanks for the experienced nurse that kept guiding me from afar, i think half my colleges bailed out the room 😂
@@lozzar1069 after washing and disinfecting the wound, i just cover it by sterile compresses or gauze, i guess that’s the right translation from french (English isn’t my primary language so sorry for any mistakes) Back to your comment, the term "wet to dry" got me interested, as it is new to me, so i did a little research on it, turns out it’s used a lot in USA, especially when there are dead tissues in the wound, but many of articles didn’t recommend it due to it being painful to the patient, and the fact it isn’t that much selective in removing dead tissues from other tissues necessary for healing and many others, here is a link of where i got these infos if you’re interested: edit: well, this is maybe the fifth time today, youtube kept deleting the comment, and i suspect it's due to having a link in a comment, well, just google : "Why “Wet to Dry”? - PMC" The first finding should be a trusted website of the USA government, i'ma let ya now continue reading my old comment, the "me" from yesterday (and i swear to god, if youtube has the audacity to delet this again ...) sorry for the late reply, matter of fact, i wrote you yesterday a beautiful reply with some links to useful websites for more infos, but i guess youtube didn’t like that and deleted my comment This comment was fun to write as i did some research on a new technique, for that i wish to thank you, and i hope you have a good day 😁👍
@@lozzar1069 i think the scale of dead tissues in that wound/area is big, bigger even for the use of wet to dry technique in my opinion, if the palm of the hand surface equal to 1% of the surface of the body, then i can safely assume the area of dead tissues is bigger than 3%, i think a surgery is the only solution for that guy, to take that tissue off, and suture back the scrotum if possible i'm sorry for my lengthy replies, i wish ya a happy new year
A coworker in the ER was treating a guy for a cut on his penis (it bled a lot because his blood was thin but turned out to be a very small cut), and he was worried if he'd need stitches and she goes "oh no don't worry, it's just a tiny little thing." He looked up at her and was like "excuuuuse me???"
See I couldn't be a nurse. I understand good bedside manner but I woulda doubled down with a "You heard me." With a smile. And offer no extra explanation. Then I would of got in trouble and written up.
I about spit my drink everywhere at the first half lmao, because I got staples in my head for a skateboarding accident and this felt like I was watching a flashback skit XD
Ooh geez, I just remembered one with this kid who was like 11 whose skateboard broke as he crotched himself on it, then starts screaming "I'm bleeding out of my balls!!!"
@@NullPointerDereference he was just saying what part made him laugh, maybe instead of getting angry over a TH-cam comment, go outside or do something productive :)
@@Your-local-crackhead.The “joke” was passive agressive sarcasm, there’s something called reading into other people’s words - it’s something you don’t understand 🤷♀️
I normally don't go back to get stitches removed... but... yeah, if I had a scrotum I'd DEFINITELY go back for professional care. My cut hand was fine at home.
If you immediately knew Austin was talking about more stitches, you're heavily involved in the medical field. I thought Austin was talking about the stitches.
Skaters will be your favorite patients, well maybe not, but i love laughing with the nurses when i break something. It always makes me feel good even if i leave in a cast.
There were VERY flirty Greeks in togas selling brownies and cookies in the lobby of Herter Hall for some reason. We chatted while we waited for the elevator to arrive and they asked us where we're going. "We're going to the 7th floor for a study group." "You know what will help you study? Chocolate." Touche. So we purchased some brownies. The elevator dinged and my friend and I got on. One of the Greeks looked up and said "Wait! That elevator is going down." "That's okay, I like going down." Elevator doors close. ... (OnO) WHAT THE F*CK DID I JUST SAY?!?! My friend was laughing her ass off at me as the basement doors opened and closed then STOPPED AT THE LOBBY AGAIN. I squeezed myself into the corner behind her and hid my face in my hands and screamed I'm sorry as the doors opened and closed to raucous laughter.
I have autism and didn't realize what the implications of Austin saying that, other there are more stitches than he expected, till after Austin started apologizing
I watched a guy get caught up on a flag pole. He was trying to climb it and look in a friends window. We were laughing at him just hanging there trying to get himself unstuck. He came back in, ran to the bathroom, came back with blood on his finger and said he needed to go NOW! Yeahhh. Good times. 😂
People really need to start appreciating you guys more, you guys have to put up with so much of our shit and still try your best to help. For anybody who reads this that works in the ER or in any sort of medical field, thank you for all you do. 💖
Traumatized Austin 😂
Scrotum PTSD! 😂
Poor boi
Post Traumatic Stitches Disorder 🤣
@muhammadyusoffjamaluddin I was gunna say posttramatic scrotum.disorder haha
Like in my second week of EMS on a wound care run when I found out scrotal pressure ulcers were a thing..... 😮
Chance McBride
‘ there’s a lot more there than i remember ‘
‘ excuse me what the f- ‘ 💀💀
Let's not forget the "oh wow'
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I don't get it
I would just take the compliment
@@zacharychaber1791
Mr Parker thought that Austin was talking about his balls
As a nurse I didn't even get how this is supposed to have sounded (ie. like "a lot more" refers to genital size) at first because my mind was completely on board with this referring to the number of stitches. That patient needs to get his mind out of the gutter!
my exact thoughts!!
didn't catch on until much later too. people are so quirky.
I'm not even a nurse and that's what I thought he meant!
I’m right there with you.
Same except I'm not even in the medical field. I didn't even get the joke at first. I'm 28.
"Well if you're impressed by that why don't you ask me out on a date." Is the only appropriate response. Maybe a wink too.
Yeah no. Creep 😂 good thing youre just a TH-cam commenter
BAHAHHAHA
Maybe i aint gay enough to say it 😢
@@akiamini4006 Its not about gay or straight its about confidence. Shame is a construct that only tears you down.
@@RatRatRattyRatRat
Actually I wished MORE people having a sense of shame.
The world is actually lacking human decency.
I've never had such strong second hand embarrassment 😅
It's a real thing
After they gave me some meds to prep for my emergency c-section I gave the team a 2 min detailed crash course on HOW I ended up there as in how the pregnancy occurred ! My husband was mortified and the person that was putting me under was dying of laughter.
@@lijohnyoutube101Oh no, I would die on the spot 😭
Bro looked traumatized
My dumbass did not realize what was wrong until they both reacted awkwardly.
Same.
That doesn't mean you're dumb the patient just needs to get his mind out the gutter!!
My innocent mind was confused as to why he would get all offended. I thought he was just talking about the stitches. Took me a while.
Same 😅
i still can't get it lol
Not sure hair? Thicker 😂
I'm still confused, I thought he meant there's a lot more stitches(IE: Mr. Parker probably got hurt again and instead of removing his own stitches, he went to the ER to remove all of them). Either that or his hair grew more. IDK. I went on a whole tangent of what the confusion meant. lol
Literal mind does it again
"I'll try to be quick" has never been more ambiguous, ever.
"I've never removed scrotum stitches faster"
Um... how often is this a thing?
Haha exactly I thought the same
You'd be surprised lol
Reminds me of when I was in middle school. Some kid tried to leave school grounds and was chased by security. He scaled a tall chain link fence and slipped on the top of the chain link. It's all very pointy and sharp.
He needed a ton of stitches/staples down there.
Bet he learned a lesson that day.
Considering the amount of things that men have gotten removed from their butts in ERs, this is probably SUPER common
If you lived near a Skate Park, you would realize how common this is. 😉
Sometimes i forget these are all characters and get sad. I love austin lol
This is why we love Austin
I was actually thinking stitches, 😂 then the realization hit as soon as I saw Austin's face.
Thanks, I needed a laugh 💛
The patient should have just taken the compliment lol
Lmfao poor Austin , he’s so innocent and helpful. Says whatever pops into his head 😅❤
I thoughthe meant the stitches at first, but then Austin was clarifying himself and i went "did Mr Parker grow a third scrotum??"
Poor austin❤❤❤ sweetest of beans❤❤❤
Your discretion is advised, I’m a nurse intern, and just last week, i had to do some bandage in that region, the only problem was…. there was no scrotum…. The skin died and got torn appart wide open in that region (maybe friction and pression caused it? The guy was paralysed from the waist down)
You could see the infinity stones, and and i had to disinfect them…. Directly…
If i was to describe it, imagine that just right at the root of the pickle where the scrotum attached, and the entirety of the perineum, getting dug out, so you’re left with a hole, it’s walls covered in dead infected tissues and there are the family jewels hanging, free in space
Tbh, i did a fantastic job, no hesitation and whatsoever, thanks for the experienced nurse that kept guiding me from afar, i think half my colleges bailed out the room 😂
That is absolutely terrifying
Interesting what kind of dressing did you use? Wet to dry?
@@lozzar1069 after washing and disinfecting the wound, i just cover it by sterile compresses or gauze, i guess that’s the right translation from french (English isn’t my primary language so sorry for any mistakes)
Back to your comment, the term "wet to dry" got me interested, as it is new to me, so i did a little research on it, turns out it’s used a lot in USA, especially when there are dead tissues in the wound, but many of articles didn’t recommend it due to it being painful to the patient, and the fact it isn’t that much selective in removing dead tissues from other tissues necessary for healing and many others, here is a link of where i got these infos if you’re interested:
edit: well, this is maybe the fifth time today, youtube kept deleting the comment, and i suspect it's due to having a link in a comment, well, just google :
"Why “Wet to Dry”? - PMC"
The first finding should be a trusted website of the USA government, i'ma let ya now continue reading my old comment, the "me" from yesterday (and i swear to god, if youtube has the audacity to delet this again ...)
sorry for the late reply, matter of fact, i wrote you yesterday a beautiful reply with some links to useful websites for more infos, but i guess youtube didn’t like that and deleted my comment
This comment was fun to write as i did some research on a new technique, for that i wish to thank you, and i hope you have a good day 😁👍
@@lozzar1069 i think the scale of dead tissues in that wound/area is big, bigger even for the use of wet to dry technique in my opinion, if the palm of the hand surface equal to 1% of the surface of the body, then i can safely assume the area of dead tissues is bigger than 3%, i think a surgery is the only solution for that guy, to take that tissue off, and suture back the scrotum if possible
i'm sorry for my lengthy replies, i wish ya a happy new year
Yikes, and double yikes!!
Oh gosh, I love Austin! He’s so innocent!!
I love the Austin character!! Poor baby is now officially traumatized. 😮😮
The thought of scrotum stitches makes me cringe 😬
Same and I don't even own one of them things. 😳
@@iamsoap79lol same I don't have one I am cringing down there
I couldn't even watch the full video.
It is pretty uncomfortable to think about and see them but it doesn't feel that bad😅
Every skateboarder has landed on their balls more than once (if they have them of course)
Any confident man would be proud of hearing that, regardless of who it's from 😂
Exactly. Why be offended
@@tom-ss2mn preferences, he could be confident, just not enough to not be bothered that a man says that to him, mistake or not lol
Poor Austin. He'll remember that comment while trying to fall asleep every day for the rest of his life.
A coworker in the ER was treating a guy for a cut on his penis (it bled a lot because his blood was thin but turned out to be a very small cut), and he was worried if he'd need stitches and she goes "oh no don't worry, it's just a tiny little thing." He looked up at her and was like "excuuuuse me???"
🤏🤣🤣🤣🧐
😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
See I couldn't be a nurse. I understand good bedside manner but I woulda doubled down with a "You heard me." With a smile. And offer no extra explanation. Then I would of got in trouble and written up.
ROFLMFAO
I about spit my drink everywhere at the first half lmao, because I got staples in my head for a skateboarding accident and this felt like I was watching a flashback skit XD
I'd have definitely "watched and learned" seeing you get your stitches removed wherever they were from - oouuuffff, happy new year handsome!🎉❤
Deer in the headlights moment
Theres a lot more there than I remember.
Guy is instantly thinking is about his junk 😂
Derivitavely, it is.
Reminds me of all the Ridiculousness kickstand videos. Made me tear every single time.
?
Ooh geez, I just remembered one with this kid who was like 11 whose skateboard broke as he crotched himself on it, then starts screaming "I'm bleeding out of my balls!!!"
@@AZ-cq3usthe show on mtv ridiculousness
my go-to has always been "hey wait a minute, what did you think I said?" for a quick uno reverse
"theres alot more there then i remember" 💀
Reply War, Hehe
WHAT? YOU SAW THE VIDEO TOO!?!? NO WAY
@@NullPointerDereference he was just saying what part made him laugh, maybe instead of getting angry over a TH-cam comment, go outside or do something productive :)
@@Thxtntuhh there's a thing called a joke
@@Thxtntplus he was never "mad"
@@Your-local-crackhead.The “joke” was passive agressive sarcasm,
there’s something called reading into other people’s words - it’s something you don’t understand 🤷♀️
And now, Austin will demonstrate why you should ALWAYS "Think before you speak"!😆😆😆
I'm not a nurse but I know you work your asses off and are overworked and waaaaay under paid. Bless you all and thank you for all you do.
Austin is such a sweetheart 😆
I think my response would have been: "not sure if i should be flattered or insulted."
Poor Austin. He’s so innocent. Not everyone can understand an empath doesn’t have that kind of sick mind thought process.
Austin getting feistyyyyy❤😂
Poor sweet Austin. 😂
I normally don't go back to get stitches removed... but... yeah, if I had a scrotum I'd DEFINITELY go back for professional care. My cut hand was fine at home.
"Hey how did it go with mr parker?" *1000 yard stare*
I almost woke my son up I laughed so much dude 😂
"How many sets of scrotum stitches HAVE you removed?" 😂
🤣😂 This one makes me smile even on a horrible day
I think we've all made accidental innuendos like this at least once in our lives. Open mouth, insert foot. XD
If you immediately knew Austin was talking about more stitches, you're heavily involved in the medical field.
I thought Austin was talking about the stitches.
Poor sweet summer child 😂❤
no bc i thought he was talking abt the stitches at first and was confused as to why he paused and then i realized 😭
I was waiting for the plot twist of “Oh yeah I added a few more stitches” BUT I WAS WRONGGGGGG 😭
Skaters will be your favorite patients, well maybe not, but i love laughing with the nurses when i break something. It always makes me feel good even if i leave in a cast.
There were VERY flirty Greeks in togas selling brownies and cookies in the lobby of Herter Hall for some reason. We chatted while we waited for the elevator to arrive and they asked us where we're going. "We're going to the 7th floor for a study group." "You know what will help you study? Chocolate." Touche. So we purchased some brownies.
The elevator dinged and my friend and I got on. One of the Greeks looked up and said "Wait! That elevator is going down."
"That's okay, I like going down."
Elevator doors close.
...
(OnO) WHAT THE F*CK DID I JUST SAY?!?!
My friend was laughing her ass off at me as the basement doors opened and closed then STOPPED AT THE LOBBY AGAIN.
I squeezed myself into the corner behind her and hid my face in my hands and screamed I'm sorry as the doors opened and closed to raucous laughter.
Man your skits are really funny
I am not a guy, but stitches in the scrotum sounds so bad that even I can feel that. *YIKES*
Steve is actually an excellent actor! He convincingly plays different characters so well you forget they aren’t just one person.
So that's why there's a seam
Damn he healed hella quick only one week later and hes back for stitches removal ❤❤❤
"Pacient boles"
"BWAHAHAHA"
He will never see another scritum the same
These comments are fresher than a subway sandwich
That isn't saying much HAHA
I was screaming PLEASE NOT FOURNIER'S in my mind the whole time, was honestly relieved 😂
Bro should have just taken the win. ❤❤❤
Missed opportunity to make this patient Spider-Man since his name is Parker
I'd also be confused if there was more stitches than they were supposed to be
That fuckin silence we loud 😂
There was nothing else to do except HURRY!
I needed that laugh!
Skater here: he def sacked a rail 😂
Austin is such a pure soul... obviously he meant nothing by it
innocent me thought he meant the stiches at first glance
I have autism and didn't realize what the implications of Austin saying that, other there are more stitches than he expected, till after Austin started apologizing
Haha, the fact that he's removed so many scrotum stitches that that was the worst 🤣🤣🤣
Emotional damage
I watched a guy get caught up on a flag pole. He was trying to climb it and look in a friends window. We were laughing at him just hanging there trying to get himself unstuck. He came back in, ran to the bathroom, came back with blood on his finger and said he needed to go NOW! Yeahhh. Good times. 😂
Poor Austin 😂😂😂😂
People really need to start appreciating you guys more, you guys have to put up with so much of our shit and still try your best to help. For anybody who reads this that works in the ER or in any sort of medical field, thank you for all you do. 💖
I would have replied with "hey thanks, I do what I can" 😂
This is comedic gold
😂
It took me 5 WHOLE MINUTES to think of what his face was for 😂😂
Poor sweet Austin, lmao
Austin done did it again 😂😂
😂😂😂There's plenty of awkward moments when you are working in ER.
I would’ve just took it as compliment 😂
My mind shouldn't have, but definitely went into the gutter with that guy 😂
I knew what Austin meant. But that plot twist caught me off 😂😂guard
I know I’m not the only one that shuddered
😂 Scrotum stitches 💀
Him: "There's a lot more there than I remember"
Me: "Damn, thanks for the compliment, my man!"
This is a really good one 😂
Why wouldn't they give that poor man dissolvable stitches 😂
You have me in stitches 😅😊😂❤
Wow! What insane luck! So crazy and glad you didn't fail the Gyarados.
😂😂 Poor Austin.
New fear unlocked
OH…Austin…..aLOT more than I remember…!😳😲🤣😂‼️
I love Austin ❤️
“There’s a lot more there than I remember”
“I’m sorry but what the fu-“
he thought he was talking about his eggplant.
Poor Austin 🫂❤️ it'll be ok. You'll get another patient with a whole different way of saying the wrong thing 😂😂😂
I immediately assumed the man had returned to his sport and just kept mending the tear as it worsened.
Not me thinking he was talking about the stitches and the guy literally restitching the wound himself 💀
Choose your words carefully or.... emotional trauma!😂
For a second, I thought he was talking about the stitches and the guy was into weird stuff or something. 😅