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  • @seraphonica
    @seraphonica 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +921

    "there won't be a drop of alcohol on my lips..." oh, so he discovered straws?

    • @SizzleMoonSong
      @SizzleMoonSong 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +20

      That & boofing booze.

    • @Dr_Jeff888
      @Dr_Jeff888 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Woke bullies march in lock step to propaganda. America overwhelmingly voted Trump is on the good side of justice. Believing anything else is election denial.

    • @kimberlys8422
      @kimberlys8422 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      👍

    • @Tao_Tology
      @Tao_Tology 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

      Or just get hooked up to an IV.

    • @simonpotter7534
      @simonpotter7534 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      More like an IV bag

  • @kendr1320
    @kendr1320 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +573

    NOTICE: "No working during drinking hours" best notice I ever saw

    • @maryrasmussen4080
      @maryrasmussen4080 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      @@kendr1320 they never work anyway

  • @phil-anthrophist3960
    @phil-anthrophist3960 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +433

    How on earth is it legal for someone who has no experience in politics or the specific department they are nominated for?? I mean you can't be a teacher or a bus driver or a therapist or a pilot without being trained.. why is politics any different??

    • @squeakco
      @squeakco 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +51

      The insanity is mind blowing

    • @MichaelPalmer-j5t
      @MichaelPalmer-j5t 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +27

      Exactly

    • @OWNER132
      @OWNER132 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Because our Founding Fathers never foresaw that someone as blatantly stupid as DJT would take office, let alone twice. Yet here we are…

    • @kitcobain444
      @kitcobain444 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +51

      @phil-anthrophist3960 The same logic applies to the president, unfortunately 😕

    • @MsWarriordiva
      @MsWarriordiva 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +62

      That's why they're SUPPOSED to have an FBI background checks & the confirmation process!!!!

  • @kathylenemprivitera3548
    @kathylenemprivitera3548 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +302

    Gotta watch Stephen every morning with my coffee, just to get enough courage to go out in this crazy world!!! Thanks a million Stephen.

    • @Cookie-xf3vo
      @Cookie-xf3vo 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      Me too!

    • @RenataCantore
      @RenataCantore 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      ❤🎉 🇺🇸

    • @pbandbonwonder9523
      @pbandbonwonder9523 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Me 3!

    • @248Hippie
      @248Hippie 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      same here!

    • @2tallB
      @2tallB 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      While I’m making my coffee!

  • @kryptoniteKJ
    @kryptoniteKJ 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +232

    I feel like we're the musicians on the Titanic at this point

    • @redpecker12
      @redpecker12 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I'm Red , I play percussion.

    • @kathyb.2111
      @kathyb.2111 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Good way to put it.

    • @alex35agm
      @alex35agm 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      Except the Titanic musicians knew they were dying,unlike America, after reelecting Trump.

    • @theorenhobart
      @theorenhobart 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      @@alex35agm cold but true

    • @L._Titus
      @L._Titus 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@redpecker12 Hello, fellow Red Orchestra member. Perhaps we can get some White Roses and Edelweiss Pirates to join us.

  • @u.synlig
    @u.synlig 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +300

    It is simply _mindblowing,_ how some people are just destined to fail upwards.

    • @davidg3944
      @davidg3944 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +21

      And how a country can resolutely determine to destroy itself.

    • @tomholroyd7519
      @tomholroyd7519 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +30

      When I was in High School I was very confused when people told me Hitler was elected. How can that happen? OK now I know, thanks, universe

    • @patrickcardon1643
      @patrickcardon1643 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      ​@@tomholroyd7519and that is just the condensed version of history ... so much more when you start digging. All so complex and intertwined. Know your history lest you repeat it

    • @peternicholas2393
      @peternicholas2393 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      It is simply mindblowing, how some people believe in destiny.

    • @davidg3944
      @davidg3944 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      @@peternicholas2393 It is mindblowing how some people don't understand metaphors.

  • @DarinDan-t5s
    @DarinDan-t5s 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +388

    Pete Hegseth need to bring his mom on TV to back him up like a child. WTF.

    • @WindFireAllThatKindOfThing
      @WindFireAllThatKindOfThing 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +35

      Read up on the REST of the guys resume of fail.
      Alcoholism is the least of his sins.

    • @Tiffany12ification
      @Tiffany12ification 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      He really brought his Mom on tv to back up his character? Wow… and I don’t watch
      Fox News . Trump is President as of Jan 20th ;and he’s getting all of his kiss ass idiot cronies to ruin this country aka Project 2025. I do not have a passport at this time. Yet, I plan to do as such before he takes the Oval Office. I am scared to death and have been crying. I’ve never wanted to leave my country before to live elsewhere. We are fu*ked !

    • @Cliffton-h6o
      @Cliffton-h6o 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +21

      Nothing but true alphas on that side 😂

    • @JohnYoung-js1bl
      @JohnYoung-js1bl 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      ​@@Cliffton-h6oNah, wannabes.

    • @Avnirvana1
      @Avnirvana1 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      Didn’t she roast his behavior in bad faith though?

  • @donaldbeaudoin9022
    @donaldbeaudoin9022 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +557

    It's not lost on us that you are no longer doing the T*rump impression directly. I can't blame ya. You alone have kept my sanity on life support for many years seeing this clown get elected. Again. It's a miracle that you can make us laugh at all right now. Love you, buddy.

    • @catrasredemption6981
      @catrasredemption6981 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +47

      Yeah he stopped doing that after Jan. 6 for a long time, and I think he's broken it out on very rare occasions since? I really enjoyed that time when he refused to say Trump's name. We should go back to that

    • @kimberlys8422
      @kimberlys8422 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +36

      Late night shows are now the way to get news.
      The comedic spin on these dark times...

    • @KianaWolf
      @KianaWolf 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +29

      @@kimberlys8422 A layer of humor to soften the horror...

    • @smiller2044
      @smiller2044 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      Exactly ​@@KianaWolf

    • @angelamaryquitecontrary4609
      @angelamaryquitecontrary4609 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

      I especially enjoyed the "dot dot dot dot" when he read aloud trump's 3am posts.

  • @silverdragon4344
    @silverdragon4344 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +453

    "I don't have a drinking problem...." Said every alcoholic ever... 8-9 years sober myself so I'd know.

    • @patricedhanis-rouse3777
      @patricedhanis-rouse3777 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +30

      Congrats...14 myself

    • @gmwillow
      @gmwillow 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +19

      Great job to both of you! That takes a lot of guts and resilience. 😊

    • @jutarzo
      @jutarzo 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      Congratulations!

    • @Kreepyb5
      @Kreepyb5 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@silverdragon4344 yep! I also know the " lingo" he's not sober and he CANNOT HAVE ACCESS TO NUCLEAR CODES. Period, he's not even close to qualified.💙🇺🇸✌️

    • @jryland6
      @jryland6 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      Congrats to all, who are kicking it.

  • @nikolelynch6831
    @nikolelynch6831 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +179

    The incompetence is part of the autocrat playbook.

    • @michelemarr76
      @michelemarr76 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      💯💯💯

    • @PamelaByers-on6vt
      @PamelaByers-on6vt 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@nikolelynch6831
      Sure looks that way

    • @tammyjohnson1927
      @tammyjohnson1927 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      This is how Mafia bosses work they hire minions who have kissed their ass and kiss the ring and so on.

    • @earl-d4n
      @earl-d4n 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

      yeah but he's good at it! LOL!

    • @PamelaByers-on6vt
      @PamelaByers-on6vt 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@earl-d4n
      That’s a perplexing thought to me

  • @stephenmcfarland2298
    @stephenmcfarland2298 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +790

    When mommy has to come to defend you, maybe you aren't the best pick for secretary of defense.

    • @Chez8922-kf6cy
      @Chez8922-kf6cy 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +21

      Lol

    • @MySkyflyer
      @MySkyflyer 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +17

      Ha! Well said!

    • @Adam.Langton
      @Adam.Langton 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Lol, especially after mommy was the one who trashed you in the first place. They belong on Jerry Springer, which is basically what the White House is about to turn into.

    • @Sonomacats
      @Sonomacats 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +49

      And given what she said in the letter she wrote him (and which was recently made public), she's not the best character witness.

    • @MySkyflyer
      @MySkyflyer 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +30

      @@Sonomacats Yeah, it sounds like even she is reluctant to defend him. I know she later came back on Fox News and retracted her words, but I think she just did it to appease him.

  • @ConstantChaos1
    @ConstantChaos1 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +509

    Next we need to focus on how disastrous Tulsi would be, she is for all intents and purposes a foreign agent from adversarial nations.

    • @TheOneandOnlyLite
      @TheOneandOnlyLite 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Why? Because democrats told you so?😂😂😂 Tulsi is one of the few good politicians. But if you want to keep getting shafted by the democrats, I hear Kamala is planning her third failed presidential run already😂😂

    • @AZsunflower
      @AZsunflower 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      So is T****.

    • @oshunbleu6511
      @oshunbleu6511 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      They are ALL Foreign Agents.
      It is a take over.
      There won't be any laughing next year.

    • @ddzang
      @ddzang 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      And she is a Muslim.

    • @gedotbard
      @gedotbard 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Yes, she's a compromised undercover Russian pawn...

  • @brewstopher2233
    @brewstopher2233 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +339

    As a former alcoholic myself, if you gotta drink more to feel better, that's called withdrawal my friend. It cures the shakes, not much else.

    • @francescafrancesca3554
      @francescafrancesca3554 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +30

      I'm glad that you're doing better, it's not easy :) congratulations! /Gen

    • @00SmileTime00
      @00SmileTime00 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +22

      I promise I don't mean this as a dig, it's just very funny to hear a message of sobriety coming from someone named "Brewstopher" 🤣

    • @brewstopher2233
      @brewstopher2233 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +31

      @00SmileTime00 no it's fine, my last name is Brewster, so it's the first part of my last name and the last part of my first name. It comes from either English or German meaning the brewer of ales. A lot of the Brewsters in my family have bottle issues.

    • @brewstopher2233
      @brewstopher2233 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      @@francescafrancesca3554 uh thank you! I switched to the all natural greens, if ya know what I mean

    • @LFCJOEM91
      @LFCJOEM91 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

      I was in hospital this time last year bright yellow with Liver failure. I just about survived. Now i wish i hadn't off almost with seeing what the world has actually become. It's completely insane! Well done to you aswell anyway 👏

  • @RenataCantore
    @RenataCantore 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +51

    God bless Stephen Colbert and his fellow writers. You are national heroes 👏 🙌 ❤️ ♥️ 💙 💖 🇺🇸

  • @Stoicisbetter
    @Stoicisbetter 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +594

    Sexual predators do NOT belong in public office anywhere.

    • @marmac7619
      @marmac7619 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +58

      Which should also disqualify donald trump!

    • @peternicholas2393
      @peternicholas2393 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +26

      This comment should have ALL the upvotes.

    • @Surge1077
      @Surge1077 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +29

      No, they do not, but somehow they end up in public office A LOT.

    • @utility63
      @utility63 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@Surge1077 Predators go where it is safe to hunt.

    • @ravensdotter6843
      @ravensdotter6843 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +27

      Including trump.

  • @patbrennan6572
    @patbrennan6572 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +1240

    It doesn't matter who trump appoints, the horror is that trump was allowed to do the appointing , you're fuc*ed America.

    • @PrincessTatiana88
      @PrincessTatiana88 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Correction. We are now officially known as the United States of Dumbfuckistan USOD

    • @sandwhale4292
      @sandwhale4292 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      nah we are better now

    • @MilkByCow
      @MilkByCow 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

      @@sandwhale4292 - are we? Biden’s still present until Jan

    • @tyson3577
      @tyson3577 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +64

      Look at the comments....they think we are fine....time will tell..... stupid is as stupid does

    • @redbarchetta8782
      @redbarchetta8782 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +28

      FAFO

  • @Tonyhouse1168
    @Tonyhouse1168 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +1322

    Holy cow! The terrible guy who’s terrible at everything keeps trying to hire horrible people who aren’t qualified to new jobs? Gasp. I’m shocked, I tell you. Shocked.

    • @gwen8859
      @gwen8859 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +29

      @@Tonyhouse1168 yeah right, shocked 😳 🤣🤣🤣

    • @utha2665
      @utha2665 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +53

      Trump only wants people to do as he says, not think about what he has asked them to do. If they don't know what they are doing, they have less reason to think about it.

    • @JickyWolf-c1b
      @JickyWolf-c1b 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      I'm not.

    • @Mrsplanetmaster9
      @Mrsplanetmaster9 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +24

      Nothing from DON 👱🏾‍♂️ Don shocks me ; he bastardized the Bible 🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @gregmccormick7752
      @gregmccormick7752 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +35

      My flabbers are ghasted

  • @shermanculbertson6244
    @shermanculbertson6244 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +656

    I’ve never been more thankful for Stephen Colbert.

    • @mcflyfarm
      @mcflyfarm 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      What about now? Are you more thankful than you were 13 minutes ago?

    • @thejustin3269
      @thejustin3269 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

      I wholeheartedly agree 👍 Cobert is much needed.

    • @charlesmartin1121
      @charlesmartin1121 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +23

      @@shermanculbertson6244 I sincerely hope all of us are ready to stand-up to support Stephen, when Trump puts pressure on CBS to silence him.

    • @mikehennessy6766
      @mikehennessy6766 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      this show hasn't made me laugh in a long time. the tonight show used to talk about a range of topics. not just 11 straight minutes of trump hysteria. its getting old quick

    • @brycecupp9660
      @brycecupp9660 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

      ​@@mikehennessy6766 you must not listen to the monologue very closely... He hits on all the topics of the day. 2 mins of reiterating the stupid stuff Trump does on a daily basis is just skimming the cream of the crap...

  • @Marvinmartion
    @Marvinmartion 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +118

    That axe thing was reckless endangerment!!!

    • @SurprisedBuffalo-ug3rf
      @SurprisedBuffalo-ug3rf 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      Rump's kind of guy!!!😮😮😮😮

    • @earlatkins9559
      @earlatkins9559 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      That could be grounds for a law suit.

  • @robertaldaron8617
    @robertaldaron8617 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +148

    Thanks for making our witnessing the end of democracy as we know it fun Stephen.

    • @SevasttanEso
      @SevasttanEso 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Stephen the leftist loser

    • @tokyomilmil
      @tokyomilmil 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Don’t lose hope yet. I know it’s hard. But hope is the last thing we must still fight for in order to save this world from utter hopeless terror.
      WE STILL HAVE CHANCE!

  • @kitcobain444
    @kitcobain444 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +220

    1:20 hegseth was definitely drunk when he threw that axe 😂😂😂

    • @blahco4tt
      @blahco4tt 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

      It all makes sense now

    • @Dbb277-2
      @Dbb277-2 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +24

      That poor kid he hit.

    • @81caasi
      @81caasi 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Incredible they didn't have a wall around the target, with humans standing behind the target. Shows how f*ing stupid those people are.

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +184

    We should all draw inspiration from the brave South Korean parliamentarians.
    Would that we all be so vigilant in defending our democracy.

    • @SweetSkies478
      @SweetSkies478 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Lmfao the us voted for a fascist and domestic terrorist

    • @danhtran6401
      @danhtran6401 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      You can draw inspiration from trump too. Only in America where you can rape people and become president. Then you got people thankful for getting a job from him. It's a sad life....

    • @JohnPeacekeeper
      @JohnPeacekeeper 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      The problem is that America was built on fear and lies from the start, so that's how this propagated. Korea was always built on modesty and piety. Core values from the start affect the trajectory.

    • @Lowwboyyy
      @Lowwboyyy 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      So suspend de mo cracy to save de mo cracy?? Our edu. cation system is clearly broken

    • @Jeremycook_
      @Jeremycook_ 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@JohnPeacekeepermost of the "recent" Korean presidents have been involved in and busted for crimes.

  • @Tadicuslegion78
    @Tadicuslegion78 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +795

    South Korean President: *Attempts and fails at a coup*
    South Korea: You're done
    Trump: *Attampts and fails at a coup back in 2021*
    US Morons: Be President again because groceries

    • @bonniejosavland3227
      @bonniejosavland3227 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +126

      And those groceries will go up & we get oil from Canada so that 25% tariff ain’t going to lower oil prices 😂

    • @Buffykc62
      @Buffykc62 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      What??????????????

    • @thejustin3269
      @thejustin3269 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      ​@@Buffykc62yup. It's kinda that simple 😅

    • @ConstantChaos1
      @ConstantChaos1 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +31

      *even though he is the exact wrong choice for that

    • @J.M.-nb4gw
      @J.M.-nb4gw 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +24

      Exactly 💯 👏

  • @jaykim5378
    @jaykim5378 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +47

    Thank you for making me laugh, Steven - from a Korean who had to endure that sleeplessness night fearing we might go back 40 years, and deeply worried that we might not be able to impeach thar SOB

    • @susanlawson4693
      @susanlawson4693 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Are you talking about South Korea or the United States? We DID impeach the SOB, twice. Look where it got us.

    • @tokyomilmil
      @tokyomilmil 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Really sorry about that stupid comment from our Taiwan’s ruling party.
      They DO NOT REPRESENT the majority of Taiwanese opinion. Only got voted in by mere 40% of the votes.
      Taiwanese have gone through Marshal laws too & most of us cheer for our Korean friends fighting for their freedom. WELL DONE 👍

  • @karinpewe3840
    @karinpewe3840 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +71

    All these superrich soulless people competing in becoming the richest man in the graveyard.

  • @MrPhotodoc
    @MrPhotodoc 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +216

    Stephen's writers are going to get a lot of work the next 4 years. And we get all the pleasure. Way to go Late Show!

    • @situational.analysis
      @situational.analysis 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Four years? He's not leaving until they carry him out feet first.

    • @JohnPeacekeeper
      @JohnPeacekeeper 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +21

      Assuming that Trump's dictator dreams don't end up violently purging them... I'm concerned

    • @AZsunflower
      @AZsunflower 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      Well, the late night guys might make the next four years tolerable, pleasant is a stretch. 😊

    • @davidg3944
      @davidg3944 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      @@AZsunflower "Almost bearable" is the best I can hope for.

    • @MaryCircus
      @MaryCircus 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Thank God Trump won!!

  • @bunyipdragon9499
    @bunyipdragon9499 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +205

    What could be worse than having an alcoholic in charge if the largest military in the world -- a person with the DT's 😮

    • @utility63
      @utility63 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +25

      Worst, a person with the DJTs.

    • @tokyomilmil
      @tokyomilmil 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@utility63 Haha that's brilliant 🤣

    • @teresitauy3692
      @teresitauy3692 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Is de Santis any better ?

  • @vanessawhitneypro
    @vanessawhitneypro 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +112

    Thank You, Stephen and LSSC Crew! So appreciate the laughs & levity. (And, for the Johnny Carson moment!)

    • @Lovethemusic385
      @Lovethemusic385 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

      And even that Johnny Carson moment was a Jack Benny reference when Carson did it!

    • @vanessawhitneypro
      @vanessawhitneypro 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      @@Lovethemusic385 YES.

    • @Lovethemusic385
      @Lovethemusic385 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      @@vanessawhitneypro I'm just happy people remember Johnny Carson! I'm starting to feel like a dinosaur

    • @Astrobrant2
      @Astrobrant2 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      If Jon was still there, he would have played the first five notes of Carson's Tonight Show theme.
      Edit: I'm remembering the time when Stephen was talking about the possibility of Trump being prosecuted, and Jon played the two-note intro to "Jail House Rock". Cracked me up. I checked: it was actually in the right key. Jon was a genius.
      I miss his sound effects for Stephen's pantomimes, too.

    • @lisab9541
      @lisab9541 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      ​@@Astrobrant2of course it was in the right key!

  • @WindFireAllThatKindOfThing
    @WindFireAllThatKindOfThing 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +41

    The guy was removed from duty for being an officially flagged, USDA certified insider threat in the military.
    SECDEF ???

  • @Josh-m3d
    @Josh-m3d 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +95

    Colbert, you keep proving you're the greatest. I shouldn't've been drinking coffee because laughing at the same time hurts coming out of my nose.

  • @richardlynch1094
    @richardlynch1094 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +81

    I feel like im chuckling my way into dictatorship.

    • @elizabethconnolly3260
      @elizabethconnolly3260 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      Right???

    • @SweetSkies478
      @SweetSkies478 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      We are lmao

    • @MsWarriordiva
      @MsWarriordiva 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      You are.

    • @susanlawson4693
      @susanlawson4693 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      You are. We all are. This is exactly how Hitler came to power - he was elected.

  • @olufemiagbato8519
    @olufemiagbato8519 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +166

    A slight "work" problem, when he shows up at "drinking" 😂😅😂😅......had me till the end

    • @HariShankar-zy9ho
      @HariShankar-zy9ho 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      He thankfully gave us a second to catch on but his face gave away nothing 😂

  • @moonstoneway2694
    @moonstoneway2694 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +82

    “Turn off the tank! “ Giggling our way to Armageddon is better than sobbing our way there, right? 👏👏👏

  • @linuxophile
    @linuxophile 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +34

    When you install loyalists at the head of the armed forces, you are preparing a coup

  • @mariag.8242
    @mariag.8242 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

    The South Korean president’s attempt at a self-coup failed because 1000s of citizens went to the legislature, where members of the military had been stationed to prevent lawmakers from getting in. The 190 lawmakers who showed up were lifted over fences, soldiers were disarmed or faced down by unarmed people, and the lawmakers shut down martial law. Have courage!

  • @Shiznaft1
    @Shiznaft1 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +239

    "Badass" I would never call this a "good ass". Priceless... chefs kiss.

    • @JLee-rt6ve
      @JLee-rt6ve 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      I saw that coming a mile off ... just like Trump's ginormous caboose.

    • @cybercat29
      @cybercat29 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      And a reminder to not be eating or drinking anything when watching 😂😂

    • @iowashots2467
      @iowashots2467 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Dumbass or Jackass are also appropriate 😊

    • @davidg3944
      @davidg3944 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      "Ch(i)ef's kiss is what the Repubs do to the badass.

    • @morbidmanmusic
      @morbidmanmusic 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Enough with the chefs kiss cliche. You are not Adam Savage.

  • @ArrogantAngel
    @ArrogantAngel 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +65

    remember that viral clip of hegseth telling his co-hosts that he never washes his hands? that he believes they are clean because they look clean and germs or bacteria doesn't exist since he can't see them with his eyes? then the awkward and uncomfortable laughter as they realized he was serious and you can tell they were super disturbed by that? yea, that was great... really disgusting, but great to see at fox. i bet that place has had lots of mysterious sicknesses since he started walking around the building...

    • @MySkyflyer
      @MySkyflyer 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      That is so disturbing. Who knows what those hands have touched....😮😮

    • @ArrogantAngel
      @ArrogantAngel 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@MySkyflyer very alarming indeed.. guy is a walking disease vector in addition to all the other crazy shit. just moments ago i found out he was the fox news guy who hit a drummer with a throwing axe on live tv too! it really drives home the alcoholic thing and reports he always reeks of booze when he is at work... he was almost certainly drunk when he was given an axe to throw and actually hit a guy. could have killed him!

    • @maskedmarvel
      @maskedmarvel 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      It's a joke lol

    • @ArrogantAngel
      @ArrogantAngel 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

      @@maskedmarvel exactly what racists say when called out for being racists, or in general when shitty people get called out for being shitty... but thanks for playing.

    • @sfpincchicago
      @sfpincchicago 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Of course, you noticed how fast the woman host scooched away from him. Didn't want her expensive dress getting gunged with whatever diseases and funk is all over his hands.

  • @Buffykc62
    @Buffykc62 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +62

    Stephen Colbert for PRESIDENT. YOU ARE MY HERO

    • @robp2253
      @robp2253 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Because if we ever needed a comedian as US President, now is that time!

    • @Buffykc62
      @Buffykc62 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @robp2253 Exactly

  • @sunnyday237
    @sunnyday237 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

    I really hope Colbert never stop showing the absurdity of this choice for president

  • @ThomasVanKirk
    @ThomasVanKirk 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +103

    This is why mandatory drug testing for all elected offices yearly should be a requirement

    • @brucetifer
      @brucetifer 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      Biweekly

    • @rjmichaelson5949
      @rjmichaelson5949 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      I think in Pete's case, a thrice daily breathalyzer test might do the trick.

    • @pirobot668beta
      @pirobot668beta 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      @@rjmichaelson5949 Breathalyzer on the door of his office...if he 'blows positive', he can't open the door.
      Like a lock-out device for a car...

    • @DarrellCook-u5m
      @DarrellCook-u5m 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Or in certain offices random and frequent drug tests. Especially the top tier, senate and congress and the president. Laws needed: if they failed or refused the tests it comes with consequences like instant removal from office and forced to repay the money they were paid from the start. No benefits or unemployment, prohibited from the public and sensitive offices for life. Make it hurt. Make it not worthwhile. Be ruthless.

    • @DarrellCook-u5m
      @DarrellCook-u5m 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@pirobot668betaWhat a great idea! One of the checks and balances thing. Don't drink and drive turns into Don't drink and govern. And don't blame it on sloppy steering either.

  • @kimberlycornelius7911
    @kimberlycornelius7911 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +176

    When you get your mom to come to Fox news to speak something nice about you, you're done,!

    • @jcoopes5604
      @jcoopes5604 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      I bet she got paid!

    • @patrickcardon1643
      @patrickcardon1643 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Especially after an email stating you're a vile POS unfit to be considered a man

    • @jw8160
      @jw8160 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Especially after she said bad things about you several years ago. 😋

  • @GaudyMarko
    @GaudyMarko 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +84

    to be fair if you work at fox, drinking is the least of your problems

    • @Gokhan202
      @Gokhan202 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      It’s the only thing that makes it easier to go to work

  • @vriderch1360
    @vriderch1360 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +70

    It's been almost a month and I'm sick to death of seeing this "AP calls race for Trump" thing under every video.

    • @nancyconrad5349
      @nancyconrad5349 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      and reporting it does nothing!

    • @dag_of_the_west5416
      @dag_of_the_west5416 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      I find it strange they say he has 312 electoral votes yet none will actually be cast until December 17th. AP must own a time machine.

    • @cmdraftbrn
      @cmdraftbrn 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      @@dag_of_the_west5416 whats really funny is. even though he "won." he's still under 50% with voters

  • @wamkita
    @wamkita 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    "You encourage me, and you get jokes like that..." 😂😂
    We need those jokes, Stephen

  • @mellyboo513
    @mellyboo513 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    Tonight’s show was exactly what I needed. Unhinged and out of control. Thank you writers. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @will7its
      @will7its 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Yes and you can watch the view untill steven comes on again....

  • @yurielcundangan9090
    @yurielcundangan9090 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +70

    Fox & Friends never fails to upset us

    • @trina1stewart432
      @trina1stewart432 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      It should because it is mostly all lies. It's entertainment and not a media company.

    • @JLee-rt6ve
      @JLee-rt6ve 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      They should change their name to Fox & Fiends.

  • @Boobalopbop
    @Boobalopbop 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +94

    Makes you wonder if he was drunk the day he threw an ax at the Marine.

    • @abarfriedrich5027
      @abarfriedrich5027 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

      I'm not wondering...

    • @Tiffany12ification
      @Tiffany12ification 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

      He was so close to killing the marine walking by and a marching band member. Oh , no big deal. Did they even reprimand him and tell him to leave the area ? I call bullshit on so many levels!

    • @vforwombat9915
      @vforwombat9915 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@Tiffany12ification " Did they even reprimand him and tell him to leave the area ?"
      he's a rich white male.
      as this last election showed, americans are elitist and want to put rich white men above the law.

    • @phillypersonpretzel
      @phillypersonpretzel 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      100% plausible.

    • @BluePatriotWinner
      @BluePatriotWinner 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Course he was!

  • @brandonpoole1670
    @brandonpoole1670 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +76

    General Patton had ivory-handled revolvers. DeSantis has ivory-colored stilettos.

    • @phillypersonpretzel
      @phillypersonpretzel 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      Kitten Heels. Governor Kitten Heels. 😊

    • @jaketheauroran
      @jaketheauroran 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      As a resident of Gaetz' district, hopefully Trump can give DeSantis the same treatment - nominate him, get him to resign, fail to get appointed, then retire from politics 🎉
      It's the first time I've been thankful to Trump.

    • @melindaunknown6411
      @melindaunknown6411 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      @@phillypersonpretzel😂😂😂😂😂👍

    • @DawnCummins-lv2gg
      @DawnCummins-lv2gg 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Ouch!LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

    • @ajuntapall6193
      @ajuntapall6193 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I don't think preferring shoes to guns should be that much of an indictment :P

  • @unusedaccount6200
    @unusedaccount6200 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +24

    Jackal here from Late Night with Seth Meyers. It's 'stowed' not stored at 8:28.

    • @ThatDudeCalled
      @ThatDudeCalled 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      This aint a place for jackals.
      Stephen will kick your ass.

    • @lisab9541
      @lisab9541 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      👍🏻

  • @abrahamlincoln3181
    @abrahamlincoln3181 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

    So which is worse,unsuited and incompetent,or competent at being malicious?

    • @DarrellCook-u5m
      @DarrellCook-u5m 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Both generally unfit and destructive evil. A terrible combination with disastrous results.
      I'm along for the ride unfortunately. I wish it weren't so.

  • @joanpaterson7605
    @joanpaterson7605 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +112

    Just another member for the clown car😂

    • @reallyseriously7020
      @reallyseriously7020 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      It's an insult to clowns 🤡

    • @joanpaterson7605
      @joanpaterson7605 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      @reallyseriously7020 sorry 😞

    • @Dr_Jeff888
      @Dr_Jeff888 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Woke bullies are turning on their own! America overwhelmingly voted Trump is on the good side of justice. Believing anything else is election denial.

    • @Dr_Jeff888
      @Dr_Jeff888 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Zuckerberg is smart to see he was played by the media man.

    • @reallyseriously7020
      @reallyseriously7020 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@joanpaterson7605 lt's more like a prison bus.

  • @wild_lee_coyote
    @wild_lee_coyote 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +183

    I need to get my eyes checked because I read the title as “Zuckerberg dies at Mar-A-Lago”, and then I was disappointed when it was only “dines”.

    • @PrincessTatiana88
      @PrincessTatiana88 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      Well said! 😂😂😂

    • @kitcobain444
      @kitcobain444 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      @@wild_lee_coyote Could still happen...js

    • @JLee-rt6ve
      @JLee-rt6ve 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@kitcobain444 Trump's waiting until he's in office. Then he'll think he has total immunity. Plus, as an added bonus, he could prove his claim that he could shoot somebody and not lose voters.

    • @brittac.fleck-zink2863
      @brittac.fleck-zink2863 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      🤭

    • @Dr_Jeff888
      @Dr_Jeff888 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Woke bullies march in lock step to propaganda and turn on one another. America overwhelmingly voted Trump is on the good side of justice. Believing anything else is election denial. Even Biden admitted warfare took place along w multiple assassination attempts

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +69

    If only we could blame DeSackitch's weirdness on drinking.

  • @marthakidd8737
    @marthakidd8737 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

    We love you Stephen Colbert

  • @robertduster7467
    @robertduster7467 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

    I believe Pete will stop drinking. Just like Donald wouldn't golf during his first term

  • @suzibouch-xm9yr
    @suzibouch-xm9yr 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +107

    ☺😀😊😁🤣👏👏👏Stephen Colbert and his team are HILARIOUS. Thanks for laughs!!!

  • @Rhiannon011
    @Rhiannon011 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +28

    I read today that Hegseth "promised the republican senators that "he will stop drinking if he is picked as head of Defense"...Only "if he is picked? Anyone who is an alcoholic making promises to "never drink again" is just stupid, it's not that easy when you are "an obvious addict". Go to AA and get intense therapy about why you treat women so abusively Pete Hegseth!

  • @artor9175
    @artor9175 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +29

    I don't have the confidence in our own legislative body to show the same courage as the South Korean Parliament. They would wait for several years while the idea is tossed around in committee before finally raising an unsuccessful vote.

    • @blueprairiedog
      @blueprairiedog 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      They would issue a strongly worded letter and call it good.

  • @idlehandsarizona
    @idlehandsarizona 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

    So, no more Rubio, Gaetz, or DeSantis in Florida? Yay?

    • @gogreen7794
      @gogreen7794 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      Don't worry. Florida has plenty more where they came from.

    • @Dbb277-2
      @Dbb277-2 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      Scary that they are elevated to a national platform.

    • @pamelal4995
      @pamelal4995 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Can they get rid of Rick Scott?

  • @UnicornsPoopRainbows
    @UnicornsPoopRainbows 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    One theory is that Yoon was drunk when he decided to declare martial law. Don't mix alcohol with important jobs, y'all

  • @breal7277
    @breal7277 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +34

    Only the best people...

  • @asdusty4372
    @asdusty4372 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +56

    Unfortunately for Hegseth one of the things trump is intolerant of is drunks.

    • @MySkyflyer
      @MySkyflyer 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      The only good thing about Trump. Can you imagine if he WAS drunk? He already doesn't make any sense! 😂😂

    • @anthonyrichardson343
      @anthonyrichardson343 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      His mother was one

    • @anthonyrichardson343
      @anthonyrichardson343 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      ​@MySkyflyer He definitely abuses aderol.Where there's smoke there's a weave😂😂

    • @J.M.-nb4gw
      @J.M.-nb4gw 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Well Trump still LUVS Dr Ronnie the drunken druggie White House pill popper!

    • @kitcobain444
      @kitcobain444 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      @@anthonyrichardson343 And his brother Fred as well.

  • @Fuzy-420
    @Fuzy-420 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +54

    Cheers for the Carson bit.

    • @PrincessTatiana88
      @PrincessTatiana88 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      And the Jack Benny crossed arm and hand to the chin.

    • @peternicholas2393
      @peternicholas2393 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Yeah, it never gets old when he constantly does that.

  • @daniel.j9062
    @daniel.j9062 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    Jeanine pirro backing up little pete hegseth was epic, lol 😆 😂😂

  • @newhorizonsforfifty2833
    @newhorizonsforfifty2833 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    That was HEGSETH throwing that axe? I've seen the clip several times but just thought it was a random newscaster. It's just...I...we're so screwed.

  • @krisfrederick5001
    @krisfrederick5001 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +45

    It more resembles a trash can than a cabinet from this vantage point. My fellow Americans, this is what you voted for, now we all have to pay for it.
    "To alcohol! The cause of AND solution to all of life's problems!" -Homer J. Simpson 🍻😂

    • @dd1984mm
      @dd1984mm 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      A junk drawer

    • @theorenhobart
      @theorenhobart 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      dumpster fire extraordinaire

  • @willy_lime
    @willy_lime 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +32

    Thats why rich people have drivers.

  • @bobgreenwald8715
    @bobgreenwald8715 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    So I think I got this... DeSantis makes a deal to get Sec. of Defense, if he appoints Lara Trump to the Senate seat vacated by Little Marco, then from there he runs for President in 4 years, with Vance the odd man out. In the words of Rod Blagojevich (convicted in Illinois for trying to sell Obama's Senate set) "I've got this thing, and it's fucking golden. I'm just not giving it up for fucking nothing. It's a fucking valuable thing, you just don't give it away for nothing."

  • @2tallB
    @2tallB 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    To those who say listening to a comedian is “fiddling while Rome burns” - remember, humor is one of the most effective ways to combat an authoritarian. Satire has a long history as an important tool to weaken their power.

    • @AstralPixie
      @AstralPixie 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Good point.

  • @BarbaraIngramRice
    @BarbaraIngramRice 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    It's not a cabinet it's a casting call

  • @mthesse
    @mthesse 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +59

    Good morning again from Germany…🤘🤘🤘

    • @gwen8859
      @gwen8859 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      Gutentag!

    • @barbaraschumacher3861
      @barbaraschumacher3861 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Hi! Greetings from Northern CA, where it's 9:00 p.m. on Wednesday!

    • @ArnoutCW
      @ArnoutCW 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      Goedemorgen from The Netherlands!

    • @DarrellCook-u5m
      @DarrellCook-u5m 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Ring ring ring GOOD MORNING!
      From a Monty python skit to you!
      G'day!

  • @90sbaby4eva
    @90sbaby4eva 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +22

    “Joke’s on Yoon!” 😂

  • @The195169
    @The195169 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +17

    The best Monologue ever! LOL...

  • @generalpublic3744
    @generalpublic3744 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    Hegseth is missing the point. Undertaking not to drink alcohol doesn't not excuse, or solve, his past conduct. Clearly he was placed in positions of responsibility and failed miserably. How can he be a responsible Secretary of Defense with a record like that?

  • @ricklee6196
    @ricklee6196 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    4 years of one gigantic Trump Family Grift. ..Buckle Up

  • @seb2452
    @seb2452 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +19

    The show must go on
    The show must go on, yeah
    Inside my heart is breaking
    My makeup may be flaking
    But my smile, still, stays on

    • @gomist2018
      @gomist2018 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Wonderful Freddie! ❤

  • @Krampus360
    @Krampus360 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +21

    Love the classic Jack Benny pose (5:28) 👏👏👏👏

  • @winesap2
    @winesap2 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +44

    It’s at least a good sign that some of the more deplorable trump picks might not be feasible. Maybe it’s a sign that he won’t be able to overturn the constitution and establish a fascist regime if the fascists can’t be appointed to his cabinet. Desperately looking for a bright side.

    • @trina1stewart432
      @trina1stewart432 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      I agree with you 💯

    • @situational.analysis
      @situational.analysis 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      Thanks. Hope so.

    • @victoriabaker4400
      @victoriabaker4400 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      There is no doubt that it's a good thing. It's not yet known about how much effect. But we must allow ourselves to be energized and keep pushing. The ultimate effect will depend on how much pressure.

    • @Dbb277-2
      @Dbb277-2 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Unfortunately the picks he’s replacing them with are all diabolical sycophants. No improvement whatsoever.

    • @2tallB
      @2tallB 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Unfortunately, I think it’s Trump employing the one thing he’s good at - distraction.
      Creating chaos so that many of the picks he wants will still get in.

  • @Jacqueline2279
    @Jacqueline2279 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

    You know how an addicit is lying? Their lips are moving. The fact that trump is in a position to select anyone for any position is horrifying.

    • @diamondsmasher
      @diamondsmasher 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Anyone who watched any season of The Apprentice would know he’s incapable of selecting the “best and brightest”

  • @MontyCats
    @MontyCats 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    from Brian Tyler Cohen: “DUI Hire” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @thelonesomefisherman7425
    @thelonesomefisherman7425 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +26

    @5:27
    😘😘😀 for the Jack Benny and Johnny Carson tribute.

  • @yurielcundangan9090
    @yurielcundangan9090 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +37

    Tarries for the poor, then rich millionaire gets tax breaks

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Tariffs

    • @shaunduquette5992
      @shaunduquette5992 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Tariffs for importers,who pass it on to their buyers

    • @BognaZone
      @BognaZone 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Did you mean tariffs?

  • @stevenmackay8053
    @stevenmackay8053 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +34

    I texted a friend in South Korea to ask if all was OK. (I'm on East Coast U.S.) He had no idea what happened. Slept through the whole affair.

    • @kitcobain444
      @kitcobain444 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      @stevenmackay8053 Thank goodness, a reverse J6, I tell ya!

    • @MsWarriordiva
      @MsWarriordiva 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Like voters who elected trump again!!!

    • @coleengoodell7523
      @coleengoodell7523 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      That's what I want to do for the next four years.

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      That's what USA does for the whole world. Sleeps through everything and then just stares at their own belly button

    • @susanlawson4693
      @susanlawson4693 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      "He slept through the whole affair..." Just exactly what all the stupid Trump supporters are doing right now. They don't even suspect we have a problem.

  • @Ayeshteni
    @Ayeshteni 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    "Making it the shortest attempted coup since.....well, you know." That's a funny and yet gut-punching burn.

  • @sbccmichaelkelly
    @sbccmichaelkelly 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    Imagine your representatives caring so much about law and order they disregard armed guards to perform their duties. Beautiful.

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +43

    Ahgusasinfarp!

  • @AndrewBerube41
    @AndrewBerube41 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

    They turned Hegseth into Old Gregg 😂😂😂 have you ever drank Bailey's from a boot?

    • @Okaygalrhirhi
      @Okaygalrhirhi 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I was looking for this comment lol

    • @lindaandsteffi
      @lindaandsteffi 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @wise_lynx
    @wise_lynx 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +65

    Hegseth and DeSantis are same same but different but still same

    • @bonniejosavland3227
      @bonniejosavland3227 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      The head of DoD would be wearing lifts in his cowboy boots 👢 bc he’s so insecure of being short & his wife can’t wear heals around her own husband in public 😳👀☠️

    • @ely4935
      @ely4935 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Not only cowboy boots. He also wears white boots 😅

    • @rogerwilcoshirley2270
      @rogerwilcoshirley2270 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      no its most definitely NOT the same, DeSantis is incomparably better qualified and far less of a national defense risk.

    • @rogerwilcoshirley2270
      @rogerwilcoshirley2270 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@bonniejosavland3227WTF is your ridiculous nonsense - more of this pseudo-culture silly cowboy hat silliness.

    • @00SmileTime00
      @00SmileTime00 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Not at all. DeSantis is _much_ more dangerous even if Hegseth is the more personally odious of the two.
      Same thing that happened with Gaetz and Bondi.
      You guys are freaking out over the flashy picks so much that the actually scary ones are slipping right by.

  • @horse4you
    @horse4you 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Wonderful. 😂😂 That tip of the hat to Johnny Carson? Brilliant. Thx for keeping that memory alive.
    When you laugh at your own jokes? ... it's groovy to watch. You Stephen are the Badass 🤣

  • @Roo-m9k
    @Roo-m9k 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    I would rather get him a no return ticket to Russia

  • @PrincessTatiana88
    @PrincessTatiana88 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

    Yes! "Speak to an AGENT" is what I say when I want a human. I thought I was the only one 😂

  • @leslieholm9542
    @leslieholm9542 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    Someone needs to explain to Peter’s mother that of course he’s an Angel…”when sober”! But Drunk? An Animal!

    • @KathrynTanner-t8f
      @KathrynTanner-t8f 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      And it sounds like Hegseth is seldom sober.

  • @ttacking
    @ttacking 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    That "...drop of alcohol.." pledge makes this guy sound like A TOTAL lush????

    • @thomasbraeking6225
      @thomasbraeking6225 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      "A single drop of alcohol" is twisted alcoholic rationalization because there's WAY more than "a single drop" in a fifth!
      Experience shows.

    • @DarrellCook-u5m
      @DarrellCook-u5m 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Bottle gurguler sounding like. Only deep in the Bottle people talk like that.

  • @jaygatto
    @jaygatto 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    Outstanding! A true Thespian, Stephen thesped all over the place, which takes some doing.

  • @cutenekko
    @cutenekko 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    "Go poop in a bucket". Don't give Spirit Airlines any new ideas, Stephen!!

  • @M3M3M32
    @M3M3M32 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    Please Trump pick Dr Evil instead!!! He has been in movies, and on TV!!! So obviously super qualified for just about anything.

  • @Adsd822
    @Adsd822 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +28

    We reap what we sow. Dark days ahead.

    • @RippleDrop.
      @RippleDrop. 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      There was no way of technology billionaires with criminals in politics, did not turn all branches of government red......is there?

    • @morbidmanmusic
      @morbidmanmusic 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      How about you just wait till he is in office and does something. Don't bring the downer to the party. Everyone is sad enough with out your constant fatalism.

    • @LeonelLimon-nj7tu
      @LeonelLimon-nj7tu 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @Adsd822 Ah don't think so. The latest US innovations for cutting-edge technologies are going to propel small businesses and Middleclass to multi Millionaires, a Monkey could be running the Whitehouse, and the US is still going to lead global capital generation. US #1

  • @promakos962
    @promakos962 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    Hegseth is Old Gregg drinking Baileys out of a shoe!

    • @JediMobius
      @JediMobius 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      I'm so glad I'm not the only one who caught that.

  • @speedracer2please
    @speedracer2please 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Here to voice my support for "bibim-bad"
    That six hours was incredibly stressful for me, and I'm glad to be able to make light of it

  • @Inhaledcorn
    @Inhaledcorn 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    It's only a problem when I run out! - Hegseth