Woke bullies march in lock step to propaganda. America overwhelmingly voted Trump is on the good side of justice. Believing anything else is election denial.
How on earth is it legal for someone who has no experience in politics or the specific department they are nominated for?? I mean you can't be a teacher or a bus driver or a therapist or a pilot without being trained.. why is politics any different??
@@tomholroyd7519and that is just the condensed version of history ... so much more when you start digging. All so complex and intertwined. Know your history lest you repeat it
He really brought his Mom on tv to back up his character? Wow… and I don’t watch Fox News . Trump is President as of Jan 20th ;and he’s getting all of his kiss ass idiot cronies to ruin this country aka Project 2025. I do not have a passport at this time. Yet, I plan to do as such before he takes the Oval Office. I am scared to death and have been crying. I’ve never wanted to leave my country before to live elsewhere. We are fu*ked !
It's not lost on us that you are no longer doing the T*rump impression directly. I can't blame ya. You alone have kept my sanity on life support for many years seeing this clown get elected. Again. It's a miracle that you can make us laugh at all right now. Love you, buddy.
Yeah he stopped doing that after Jan. 6 for a long time, and I think he's broken it out on very rare occasions since? I really enjoyed that time when he refused to say Trump's name. We should go back to that
@@silverdragon4344 yep! I also know the " lingo" he's not sober and he CANNOT HAVE ACCESS TO NUCLEAR CODES. Period, he's not even close to qualified.💙🇺🇸✌️
Lol, especially after mommy was the one who trashed you in the first place. They belong on Jerry Springer, which is basically what the White House is about to turn into.
@@Sonomacats Yeah, it sounds like even she is reluctant to defend him. I know she later came back on Fox News and retracted her words, but I think she just did it to appease him.
Why? Because democrats told you so?😂😂😂 Tulsi is one of the few good politicians. But if you want to keep getting shafted by the democrats, I hear Kamala is planning her third failed presidential run already😂😂
@00SmileTime00 no it's fine, my last name is Brewster, so it's the first part of my last name and the last part of my first name. It comes from either English or German meaning the brewer of ales. A lot of the Brewsters in my family have bottle issues.
I was in hospital this time last year bright yellow with Liver failure. I just about survived. Now i wish i hadn't off almost with seeing what the world has actually become. It's completely insane! Well done to you aswell anyway 👏
Holy cow! The terrible guy who’s terrible at everything keeps trying to hire horrible people who aren’t qualified to new jobs? Gasp. I’m shocked, I tell you. Shocked.
Trump only wants people to do as he says, not think about what he has asked them to do. If they don't know what they are doing, they have less reason to think about it.
this show hasn't made me laugh in a long time. the tonight show used to talk about a range of topics. not just 11 straight minutes of trump hysteria. its getting old quick
@@mikehennessy6766 you must not listen to the monologue very closely... He hits on all the topics of the day. 2 mins of reiterating the stupid stuff Trump does on a daily basis is just skimming the cream of the crap...
Don’t lose hope yet. I know it’s hard. But hope is the last thing we must still fight for in order to save this world from utter hopeless terror. WE STILL HAVE CHANCE!
You can draw inspiration from trump too. Only in America where you can rape people and become president. Then you got people thankful for getting a job from him. It's a sad life....
The problem is that America was built on fear and lies from the start, so that's how this propagated. Korea was always built on modesty and piety. Core values from the start affect the trajectory.
South Korean President: *Attempts and fails at a coup* South Korea: You're done Trump: *Attampts and fails at a coup back in 2021* US Morons: Be President again because groceries
Thank you for making me laugh, Steven - from a Korean who had to endure that sleeplessness night fearing we might go back 40 years, and deeply worried that we might not be able to impeach thar SOB
Really sorry about that stupid comment from our Taiwan’s ruling party. They DO NOT REPRESENT the majority of Taiwanese opinion. Only got voted in by mere 40% of the votes. Taiwanese have gone through Marshal laws too & most of us cheer for our Korean friends fighting for their freedom. WELL DONE 👍
If Jon was still there, he would have played the first five notes of Carson's Tonight Show theme. Edit: I'm remembering the time when Stephen was talking about the possibility of Trump being prosecuted, and Jon played the two-note intro to "Jail House Rock". Cracked me up. I checked: it was actually in the right key. Jon was a genius. I miss his sound effects for Stephen's pantomimes, too.
The South Korean president’s attempt at a self-coup failed because 1000s of citizens went to the legislature, where members of the military had been stationed to prevent lawmakers from getting in. The 190 lawmakers who showed up were lifted over fences, soldiers were disarmed or faced down by unarmed people, and the lawmakers shut down martial law. Have courage!
remember that viral clip of hegseth telling his co-hosts that he never washes his hands? that he believes they are clean because they look clean and germs or bacteria doesn't exist since he can't see them with his eyes? then the awkward and uncomfortable laughter as they realized he was serious and you can tell they were super disturbed by that? yea, that was great... really disgusting, but great to see at fox. i bet that place has had lots of mysterious sicknesses since he started walking around the building...
@@MySkyflyer very alarming indeed.. guy is a walking disease vector in addition to all the other crazy shit. just moments ago i found out he was the fox news guy who hit a drummer with a throwing axe on live tv too! it really drives home the alcoholic thing and reports he always reeks of booze when he is at work... he was almost certainly drunk when he was given an axe to throw and actually hit a guy. could have killed him!
@@maskedmarvel exactly what racists say when called out for being racists, or in general when shitty people get called out for being shitty... but thanks for playing.
Of course, you noticed how fast the woman host scooched away from him. Didn't want her expensive dress getting gunged with whatever diseases and funk is all over his hands.
Or in certain offices random and frequent drug tests. Especially the top tier, senate and congress and the president. Laws needed: if they failed or refused the tests it comes with consequences like instant removal from office and forced to repay the money they were paid from the start. No benefits or unemployment, prohibited from the public and sensitive offices for life. Make it hurt. Make it not worthwhile. Be ruthless.
@@pirobot668betaWhat a great idea! One of the checks and balances thing. Don't drink and drive turns into Don't drink and govern. And don't blame it on sloppy steering either.
He was so close to killing the marine walking by and a marching band member. Oh , no big deal. Did they even reprimand him and tell him to leave the area ? I call bullshit on so many levels!
@@Tiffany12ification " Did they even reprimand him and tell him to leave the area ?" he's a rich white male. as this last election showed, americans are elitist and want to put rich white men above the law.
As a resident of Gaetz' district, hopefully Trump can give DeSantis the same treatment - nominate him, get him to resign, fail to get appointed, then retire from politics 🎉 It's the first time I've been thankful to Trump.
@@kitcobain444 Trump's waiting until he's in office. Then he'll think he has total immunity. Plus, as an added bonus, he could prove his claim that he could shoot somebody and not lose voters.
Woke bullies march in lock step to propaganda and turn on one another. America overwhelmingly voted Trump is on the good side of justice. Believing anything else is election denial. Even Biden admitted warfare took place along w multiple assassination attempts
I read today that Hegseth "promised the republican senators that "he will stop drinking if he is picked as head of Defense"...Only "if he is picked? Anyone who is an alcoholic making promises to "never drink again" is just stupid, it's not that easy when you are "an obvious addict". Go to AA and get intense therapy about why you treat women so abusively Pete Hegseth!
I don't have the confidence in our own legislative body to show the same courage as the South Korean Parliament. They would wait for several years while the idea is tossed around in committee before finally raising an unsuccessful vote.
It more resembles a trash can than a cabinet from this vantage point. My fellow Americans, this is what you voted for, now we all have to pay for it. "To alcohol! The cause of AND solution to all of life's problems!" -Homer J. Simpson 🍻😂
So I think I got this... DeSantis makes a deal to get Sec. of Defense, if he appoints Lara Trump to the Senate seat vacated by Little Marco, then from there he runs for President in 4 years, with Vance the odd man out. In the words of Rod Blagojevich (convicted in Illinois for trying to sell Obama's Senate set) "I've got this thing, and it's fucking golden. I'm just not giving it up for fucking nothing. It's a fucking valuable thing, you just don't give it away for nothing."
To those who say listening to a comedian is “fiddling while Rome burns” - remember, humor is one of the most effective ways to combat an authoritarian. Satire has a long history as an important tool to weaken their power.
Hegseth is missing the point. Undertaking not to drink alcohol doesn't not excuse, or solve, his past conduct. Clearly he was placed in positions of responsibility and failed miserably. How can he be a responsible Secretary of Defense with a record like that?
It’s at least a good sign that some of the more deplorable trump picks might not be feasible. Maybe it’s a sign that he won’t be able to overturn the constitution and establish a fascist regime if the fascists can’t be appointed to his cabinet. Desperately looking for a bright side.
There is no doubt that it's a good thing. It's not yet known about how much effect. But we must allow ourselves to be energized and keep pushing. The ultimate effect will depend on how much pressure.
Unfortunately, I think it’s Trump employing the one thing he’s good at - distraction. Creating chaos so that many of the picks he wants will still get in.
"He slept through the whole affair..." Just exactly what all the stupid Trump supporters are doing right now. They don't even suspect we have a problem.
The head of DoD would be wearing lifts in his cowboy boots 👢 bc he’s so insecure of being short & his wife can’t wear heals around her own husband in public 😳👀☠️
Not at all. DeSantis is _much_ more dangerous even if Hegseth is the more personally odious of the two. Same thing that happened with Gaetz and Bondi. You guys are freaking out over the flashy picks so much that the actually scary ones are slipping right by.
Wonderful. 😂😂 That tip of the hat to Johnny Carson? Brilliant. Thx for keeping that memory alive. When you laugh at your own jokes? ... it's groovy to watch. You Stephen are the Badass 🤣
How about you just wait till he is in office and does something. Don't bring the downer to the party. Everyone is sad enough with out your constant fatalism.
@Adsd822 Ah don't think so. The latest US innovations for cutting-edge technologies are going to propel small businesses and Middleclass to multi Millionaires, a Monkey could be running the Whitehouse, and the US is still going to lead global capital generation. US #1
"there won't be a drop of alcohol on my lips..." oh, so he discovered straws?
That & boofing booze.
Woke bullies march in lock step to propaganda. America overwhelmingly voted Trump is on the good side of justice. Believing anything else is election denial.
👍
Or just get hooked up to an IV.
More like an IV bag
NOTICE: "No working during drinking hours" best notice I ever saw
@@kendr1320 they never work anyway
How on earth is it legal for someone who has no experience in politics or the specific department they are nominated for?? I mean you can't be a teacher or a bus driver or a therapist or a pilot without being trained.. why is politics any different??
The insanity is mind blowing
Exactly
Because our Founding Fathers never foresaw that someone as blatantly stupid as DJT would take office, let alone twice. Yet here we are…
@phil-anthrophist3960 The same logic applies to the president, unfortunately 😕
That's why they're SUPPOSED to have an FBI background checks & the confirmation process!!!!
Gotta watch Stephen every morning with my coffee, just to get enough courage to go out in this crazy world!!! Thanks a million Stephen.
Me too!
❤🎉 🇺🇸
Me 3!
same here!
While I’m making my coffee!
I feel like we're the musicians on the Titanic at this point
I'm Red , I play percussion.
Good way to put it.
Except the Titanic musicians knew they were dying,unlike America, after reelecting Trump.
@@alex35agm cold but true
@@redpecker12 Hello, fellow Red Orchestra member. Perhaps we can get some White Roses and Edelweiss Pirates to join us.
It is simply _mindblowing,_ how some people are just destined to fail upwards.
And how a country can resolutely determine to destroy itself.
When I was in High School I was very confused when people told me Hitler was elected. How can that happen? OK now I know, thanks, universe
@@tomholroyd7519and that is just the condensed version of history ... so much more when you start digging. All so complex and intertwined. Know your history lest you repeat it
It is simply mindblowing, how some people believe in destiny.
@@peternicholas2393 It is mindblowing how some people don't understand metaphors.
Pete Hegseth need to bring his mom on TV to back him up like a child. WTF.
Read up on the REST of the guys resume of fail.
Alcoholism is the least of his sins.
He really brought his Mom on tv to back up his character? Wow… and I don’t watch
Fox News . Trump is President as of Jan 20th ;and he’s getting all of his kiss ass idiot cronies to ruin this country aka Project 2025. I do not have a passport at this time. Yet, I plan to do as such before he takes the Oval Office. I am scared to death and have been crying. I’ve never wanted to leave my country before to live elsewhere. We are fu*ked !
Nothing but true alphas on that side 😂
@@Cliffton-h6oNah, wannabes.
Didn’t she roast his behavior in bad faith though?
It's not lost on us that you are no longer doing the T*rump impression directly. I can't blame ya. You alone have kept my sanity on life support for many years seeing this clown get elected. Again. It's a miracle that you can make us laugh at all right now. Love you, buddy.
Yeah he stopped doing that after Jan. 6 for a long time, and I think he's broken it out on very rare occasions since? I really enjoyed that time when he refused to say Trump's name. We should go back to that
Late night shows are now the way to get news.
The comedic spin on these dark times...
@@kimberlys8422 A layer of humor to soften the horror...
Exactly @@KianaWolf
I especially enjoyed the "dot dot dot dot" when he read aloud trump's 3am posts.
"I don't have a drinking problem...." Said every alcoholic ever... 8-9 years sober myself so I'd know.
Congrats...14 myself
Great job to both of you! That takes a lot of guts and resilience. 😊
Congratulations!
@@silverdragon4344 yep! I also know the " lingo" he's not sober and he CANNOT HAVE ACCESS TO NUCLEAR CODES. Period, he's not even close to qualified.💙🇺🇸✌️
Congrats to all, who are kicking it.
The incompetence is part of the autocrat playbook.
💯💯💯
@@nikolelynch6831
Sure looks that way
This is how Mafia bosses work they hire minions who have kissed their ass and kiss the ring and so on.
yeah but he's good at it! LOL!
@@earl-d4n
That’s a perplexing thought to me
When mommy has to come to defend you, maybe you aren't the best pick for secretary of defense.
Lol
Ha! Well said!
Lol, especially after mommy was the one who trashed you in the first place. They belong on Jerry Springer, which is basically what the White House is about to turn into.
And given what she said in the letter she wrote him (and which was recently made public), she's not the best character witness.
@@Sonomacats Yeah, it sounds like even she is reluctant to defend him. I know she later came back on Fox News and retracted her words, but I think she just did it to appease him.
Next we need to focus on how disastrous Tulsi would be, she is for all intents and purposes a foreign agent from adversarial nations.
Why? Because democrats told you so?😂😂😂 Tulsi is one of the few good politicians. But if you want to keep getting shafted by the democrats, I hear Kamala is planning her third failed presidential run already😂😂
So is T****.
They are ALL Foreign Agents.
It is a take over.
There won't be any laughing next year.
And she is a Muslim.
Yes, she's a compromised undercover Russian pawn...
As a former alcoholic myself, if you gotta drink more to feel better, that's called withdrawal my friend. It cures the shakes, not much else.
I'm glad that you're doing better, it's not easy :) congratulations! /Gen
I promise I don't mean this as a dig, it's just very funny to hear a message of sobriety coming from someone named "Brewstopher" 🤣
@00SmileTime00 no it's fine, my last name is Brewster, so it's the first part of my last name and the last part of my first name. It comes from either English or German meaning the brewer of ales. A lot of the Brewsters in my family have bottle issues.
@@francescafrancesca3554 uh thank you! I switched to the all natural greens, if ya know what I mean
I was in hospital this time last year bright yellow with Liver failure. I just about survived. Now i wish i hadn't off almost with seeing what the world has actually become. It's completely insane! Well done to you aswell anyway 👏
God bless Stephen Colbert and his fellow writers. You are national heroes 👏 🙌 ❤️ ♥️ 💙 💖 🇺🇸
Sexual predators do NOT belong in public office anywhere.
Which should also disqualify donald trump!
This comment should have ALL the upvotes.
No, they do not, but somehow they end up in public office A LOT.
@@Surge1077 Predators go where it is safe to hunt.
Including trump.
It doesn't matter who trump appoints, the horror is that trump was allowed to do the appointing , you're fuc*ed America.
Correction. We are now officially known as the United States of Dumbfuckistan USOD
nah we are better now
@@sandwhale4292 - are we? Biden’s still present until Jan
Look at the comments....they think we are fine....time will tell..... stupid is as stupid does
FAFO
Holy cow! The terrible guy who’s terrible at everything keeps trying to hire horrible people who aren’t qualified to new jobs? Gasp. I’m shocked, I tell you. Shocked.
@@Tonyhouse1168 yeah right, shocked 😳 🤣🤣🤣
Trump only wants people to do as he says, not think about what he has asked them to do. If they don't know what they are doing, they have less reason to think about it.
I'm not.
Nothing from DON 👱🏾♂️ Don shocks me ; he bastardized the Bible 🤦🏻♀️
My flabbers are ghasted
I’ve never been more thankful for Stephen Colbert.
What about now? Are you more thankful than you were 13 minutes ago?
I wholeheartedly agree 👍 Cobert is much needed.
@@shermanculbertson6244 I sincerely hope all of us are ready to stand-up to support Stephen, when Trump puts pressure on CBS to silence him.
this show hasn't made me laugh in a long time. the tonight show used to talk about a range of topics. not just 11 straight minutes of trump hysteria. its getting old quick
@@mikehennessy6766 you must not listen to the monologue very closely... He hits on all the topics of the day. 2 mins of reiterating the stupid stuff Trump does on a daily basis is just skimming the cream of the crap...
That axe thing was reckless endangerment!!!
Rump's kind of guy!!!😮😮😮😮
That could be grounds for a law suit.
Thanks for making our witnessing the end of democracy as we know it fun Stephen.
Stephen the leftist loser
Don’t lose hope yet. I know it’s hard. But hope is the last thing we must still fight for in order to save this world from utter hopeless terror.
WE STILL HAVE CHANCE!
1:20 hegseth was definitely drunk when he threw that axe 😂😂😂
It all makes sense now
That poor kid he hit.
Incredible they didn't have a wall around the target, with humans standing behind the target. Shows how f*ing stupid those people are.
We should all draw inspiration from the brave South Korean parliamentarians.
Would that we all be so vigilant in defending our democracy.
Lmfao the us voted for a fascist and domestic terrorist
You can draw inspiration from trump too. Only in America where you can rape people and become president. Then you got people thankful for getting a job from him. It's a sad life....
The problem is that America was built on fear and lies from the start, so that's how this propagated. Korea was always built on modesty and piety. Core values from the start affect the trajectory.
So suspend de mo cracy to save de mo cracy?? Our edu. cation system is clearly broken
@@JohnPeacekeepermost of the "recent" Korean presidents have been involved in and busted for crimes.
South Korean President: *Attempts and fails at a coup*
South Korea: You're done
Trump: *Attampts and fails at a coup back in 2021*
US Morons: Be President again because groceries
And those groceries will go up & we get oil from Canada so that 25% tariff ain’t going to lower oil prices 😂
What??????????????
@@Buffykc62yup. It's kinda that simple 😅
*even though he is the exact wrong choice for that
Exactly 💯 👏
Thank you for making me laugh, Steven - from a Korean who had to endure that sleeplessness night fearing we might go back 40 years, and deeply worried that we might not be able to impeach thar SOB
Are you talking about South Korea or the United States? We DID impeach the SOB, twice. Look where it got us.
Really sorry about that stupid comment from our Taiwan’s ruling party.
They DO NOT REPRESENT the majority of Taiwanese opinion. Only got voted in by mere 40% of the votes.
Taiwanese have gone through Marshal laws too & most of us cheer for our Korean friends fighting for their freedom. WELL DONE 👍
All these superrich soulless people competing in becoming the richest man in the graveyard.
Stephen's writers are going to get a lot of work the next 4 years. And we get all the pleasure. Way to go Late Show!
Four years? He's not leaving until they carry him out feet first.
Assuming that Trump's dictator dreams don't end up violently purging them... I'm concerned
Well, the late night guys might make the next four years tolerable, pleasant is a stretch. 😊
@@AZsunflower "Almost bearable" is the best I can hope for.
Thank God Trump won!!
What could be worse than having an alcoholic in charge if the largest military in the world -- a person with the DT's 😮
Worst, a person with the DJTs.
@@utility63 Haha that's brilliant 🤣
Is de Santis any better ?
Thank You, Stephen and LSSC Crew! So appreciate the laughs & levity. (And, for the Johnny Carson moment!)
And even that Johnny Carson moment was a Jack Benny reference when Carson did it!
@@Lovethemusic385 YES.
@@vanessawhitneypro I'm just happy people remember Johnny Carson! I'm starting to feel like a dinosaur
If Jon was still there, he would have played the first five notes of Carson's Tonight Show theme.
Edit: I'm remembering the time when Stephen was talking about the possibility of Trump being prosecuted, and Jon played the two-note intro to "Jail House Rock". Cracked me up. I checked: it was actually in the right key. Jon was a genius.
I miss his sound effects for Stephen's pantomimes, too.
@@Astrobrant2of course it was in the right key!
The guy was removed from duty for being an officially flagged, USDA certified insider threat in the military.
SECDEF ???
Colbert, you keep proving you're the greatest. I shouldn't've been drinking coffee because laughing at the same time hurts coming out of my nose.
L
I feel like im chuckling my way into dictatorship.
Right???
We are lmao
You are.
You are. We all are. This is exactly how Hitler came to power - he was elected.
A slight "work" problem, when he shows up at "drinking" 😂😅😂😅......had me till the end
He thankfully gave us a second to catch on but his face gave away nothing 😂
“Turn off the tank! “ Giggling our way to Armageddon is better than sobbing our way there, right? 👏👏👏
When you install loyalists at the head of the armed forces, you are preparing a coup
The South Korean president’s attempt at a self-coup failed because 1000s of citizens went to the legislature, where members of the military had been stationed to prevent lawmakers from getting in. The 190 lawmakers who showed up were lifted over fences, soldiers were disarmed or faced down by unarmed people, and the lawmakers shut down martial law. Have courage!
"Badass" I would never call this a "good ass". Priceless... chefs kiss.
I saw that coming a mile off ... just like Trump's ginormous caboose.
And a reminder to not be eating or drinking anything when watching 😂😂
Dumbass or Jackass are also appropriate 😊
"Ch(i)ef's kiss is what the Repubs do to the badass.
Enough with the chefs kiss cliche. You are not Adam Savage.
remember that viral clip of hegseth telling his co-hosts that he never washes his hands? that he believes they are clean because they look clean and germs or bacteria doesn't exist since he can't see them with his eyes? then the awkward and uncomfortable laughter as they realized he was serious and you can tell they were super disturbed by that? yea, that was great... really disgusting, but great to see at fox. i bet that place has had lots of mysterious sicknesses since he started walking around the building...
That is so disturbing. Who knows what those hands have touched....😮😮
@@MySkyflyer very alarming indeed.. guy is a walking disease vector in addition to all the other crazy shit. just moments ago i found out he was the fox news guy who hit a drummer with a throwing axe on live tv too! it really drives home the alcoholic thing and reports he always reeks of booze when he is at work... he was almost certainly drunk when he was given an axe to throw and actually hit a guy. could have killed him!
It's a joke lol
@@maskedmarvel exactly what racists say when called out for being racists, or in general when shitty people get called out for being shitty... but thanks for playing.
Of course, you noticed how fast the woman host scooched away from him. Didn't want her expensive dress getting gunged with whatever diseases and funk is all over his hands.
Stephen Colbert for PRESIDENT. YOU ARE MY HERO
Because if we ever needed a comedian as US President, now is that time!
@robp2253 Exactly
I really hope Colbert never stop showing the absurdity of this choice for president
This is why mandatory drug testing for all elected offices yearly should be a requirement
Biweekly
I think in Pete's case, a thrice daily breathalyzer test might do the trick.
@@rjmichaelson5949 Breathalyzer on the door of his office...if he 'blows positive', he can't open the door.
Like a lock-out device for a car...
Or in certain offices random and frequent drug tests. Especially the top tier, senate and congress and the president. Laws needed: if they failed or refused the tests it comes with consequences like instant removal from office and forced to repay the money they were paid from the start. No benefits or unemployment, prohibited from the public and sensitive offices for life. Make it hurt. Make it not worthwhile. Be ruthless.
@@pirobot668betaWhat a great idea! One of the checks and balances thing. Don't drink and drive turns into Don't drink and govern. And don't blame it on sloppy steering either.
When you get your mom to come to Fox news to speak something nice about you, you're done,!
I bet she got paid!
Especially after an email stating you're a vile POS unfit to be considered a man
Especially after she said bad things about you several years ago. 😋
to be fair if you work at fox, drinking is the least of your problems
It’s the only thing that makes it easier to go to work
It's been almost a month and I'm sick to death of seeing this "AP calls race for Trump" thing under every video.
and reporting it does nothing!
I find it strange they say he has 312 electoral votes yet none will actually be cast until December 17th. AP must own a time machine.
@@dag_of_the_west5416 whats really funny is. even though he "won." he's still under 50% with voters
"You encourage me, and you get jokes like that..." 😂😂
We need those jokes, Stephen
Tonight’s show was exactly what I needed. Unhinged and out of control. Thank you writers. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yes and you can watch the view untill steven comes on again....
Fox & Friends never fails to upset us
It should because it is mostly all lies. It's entertainment and not a media company.
They should change their name to Fox & Fiends.
Makes you wonder if he was drunk the day he threw an ax at the Marine.
I'm not wondering...
He was so close to killing the marine walking by and a marching band member. Oh , no big deal. Did they even reprimand him and tell him to leave the area ? I call bullshit on so many levels!
@@Tiffany12ification " Did they even reprimand him and tell him to leave the area ?"
he's a rich white male.
as this last election showed, americans are elitist and want to put rich white men above the law.
100% plausible.
Course he was!
General Patton had ivory-handled revolvers. DeSantis has ivory-colored stilettos.
Kitten Heels. Governor Kitten Heels. 😊
As a resident of Gaetz' district, hopefully Trump can give DeSantis the same treatment - nominate him, get him to resign, fail to get appointed, then retire from politics 🎉
It's the first time I've been thankful to Trump.
@@phillypersonpretzel😂😂😂😂😂👍
Ouch!LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
I don't think preferring shoes to guns should be that much of an indictment :P
Jackal here from Late Night with Seth Meyers. It's 'stowed' not stored at 8:28.
This aint a place for jackals.
Stephen will kick your ass.
👍🏻
So which is worse,unsuited and incompetent,or competent at being malicious?
Both generally unfit and destructive evil. A terrible combination with disastrous results.
I'm along for the ride unfortunately. I wish it weren't so.
Just another member for the clown car😂
It's an insult to clowns 🤡
@reallyseriously7020 sorry 😞
Woke bullies are turning on their own! America overwhelmingly voted Trump is on the good side of justice. Believing anything else is election denial.
Zuckerberg is smart to see he was played by the media man.
@@joanpaterson7605 lt's more like a prison bus.
I need to get my eyes checked because I read the title as “Zuckerberg dies at Mar-A-Lago”, and then I was disappointed when it was only “dines”.
Well said! 😂😂😂
@@wild_lee_coyote Could still happen...js
@@kitcobain444 Trump's waiting until he's in office. Then he'll think he has total immunity. Plus, as an added bonus, he could prove his claim that he could shoot somebody and not lose voters.
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Woke bullies march in lock step to propaganda and turn on one another. America overwhelmingly voted Trump is on the good side of justice. Believing anything else is election denial. Even Biden admitted warfare took place along w multiple assassination attempts
If only we could blame DeSackitch's weirdness on drinking.
We love you Stephen Colbert
I believe Pete will stop drinking. Just like Donald wouldn't golf during his first term
☺😀😊😁🤣👏👏👏Stephen Colbert and his team are HILARIOUS. Thanks for laughs!!!
I read today that Hegseth "promised the republican senators that "he will stop drinking if he is picked as head of Defense"...Only "if he is picked? Anyone who is an alcoholic making promises to "never drink again" is just stupid, it's not that easy when you are "an obvious addict". Go to AA and get intense therapy about why you treat women so abusively Pete Hegseth!
I don't have the confidence in our own legislative body to show the same courage as the South Korean Parliament. They would wait for several years while the idea is tossed around in committee before finally raising an unsuccessful vote.
They would issue a strongly worded letter and call it good.
So, no more Rubio, Gaetz, or DeSantis in Florida? Yay?
Don't worry. Florida has plenty more where they came from.
Scary that they are elevated to a national platform.
Can they get rid of Rick Scott?
One theory is that Yoon was drunk when he decided to declare martial law. Don't mix alcohol with important jobs, y'all
Only the best people...
Unfortunately for Hegseth one of the things trump is intolerant of is drunks.
The only good thing about Trump. Can you imagine if he WAS drunk? He already doesn't make any sense! 😂😂
His mother was one
@MySkyflyer He definitely abuses aderol.Where there's smoke there's a weave😂😂
Well Trump still LUVS Dr Ronnie the drunken druggie White House pill popper!
@@anthonyrichardson343 And his brother Fred as well.
Cheers for the Carson bit.
And the Jack Benny crossed arm and hand to the chin.
Yeah, it never gets old when he constantly does that.
Jeanine pirro backing up little pete hegseth was epic, lol 😆 😂😂
That was HEGSETH throwing that axe? I've seen the clip several times but just thought it was a random newscaster. It's just...I...we're so screwed.
It more resembles a trash can than a cabinet from this vantage point. My fellow Americans, this is what you voted for, now we all have to pay for it.
"To alcohol! The cause of AND solution to all of life's problems!" -Homer J. Simpson 🍻😂
A junk drawer
dumpster fire extraordinaire
Thats why rich people have drivers.
So I think I got this... DeSantis makes a deal to get Sec. of Defense, if he appoints Lara Trump to the Senate seat vacated by Little Marco, then from there he runs for President in 4 years, with Vance the odd man out. In the words of Rod Blagojevich (convicted in Illinois for trying to sell Obama's Senate set) "I've got this thing, and it's fucking golden. I'm just not giving it up for fucking nothing. It's a fucking valuable thing, you just don't give it away for nothing."
To those who say listening to a comedian is “fiddling while Rome burns” - remember, humor is one of the most effective ways to combat an authoritarian. Satire has a long history as an important tool to weaken their power.
Good point.
It's not a cabinet it's a casting call
Good morning again from Germany…🤘🤘🤘
Gutentag!
Hi! Greetings from Northern CA, where it's 9:00 p.m. on Wednesday!
Goedemorgen from The Netherlands!
Ring ring ring GOOD MORNING!
From a Monty python skit to you!
G'day!
“Joke’s on Yoon!” 😂
The best Monologue ever! LOL...
Hegseth is missing the point. Undertaking not to drink alcohol doesn't not excuse, or solve, his past conduct. Clearly he was placed in positions of responsibility and failed miserably. How can he be a responsible Secretary of Defense with a record like that?
4 years of one gigantic Trump Family Grift. ..Buckle Up
The show must go on
The show must go on, yeah
Inside my heart is breaking
My makeup may be flaking
But my smile, still, stays on
Wonderful Freddie! ❤
Love the classic Jack Benny pose (5:28) 👏👏👏👏
It’s at least a good sign that some of the more deplorable trump picks might not be feasible. Maybe it’s a sign that he won’t be able to overturn the constitution and establish a fascist regime if the fascists can’t be appointed to his cabinet. Desperately looking for a bright side.
I agree with you 💯
Thanks. Hope so.
There is no doubt that it's a good thing. It's not yet known about how much effect. But we must allow ourselves to be energized and keep pushing. The ultimate effect will depend on how much pressure.
Unfortunately the picks he’s replacing them with are all diabolical sycophants. No improvement whatsoever.
Unfortunately, I think it’s Trump employing the one thing he’s good at - distraction.
Creating chaos so that many of the picks he wants will still get in.
You know how an addicit is lying? Their lips are moving. The fact that trump is in a position to select anyone for any position is horrifying.
Anyone who watched any season of The Apprentice would know he’s incapable of selecting the “best and brightest”
from Brian Tyler Cohen: “DUI Hire” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@5:27
😘😘😀 for the Jack Benny and Johnny Carson tribute.
Tarries for the poor, then rich millionaire gets tax breaks
Tariffs
Tariffs for importers,who pass it on to their buyers
Did you mean tariffs?
I texted a friend in South Korea to ask if all was OK. (I'm on East Coast U.S.) He had no idea what happened. Slept through the whole affair.
@stevenmackay8053 Thank goodness, a reverse J6, I tell ya!
Like voters who elected trump again!!!
That's what I want to do for the next four years.
That's what USA does for the whole world. Sleeps through everything and then just stares at their own belly button
"He slept through the whole affair..." Just exactly what all the stupid Trump supporters are doing right now. They don't even suspect we have a problem.
"Making it the shortest attempted coup since.....well, you know." That's a funny and yet gut-punching burn.
Imagine your representatives caring so much about law and order they disregard armed guards to perform their duties. Beautiful.
Ahgusasinfarp!
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Gesundheit!😂😂
Covfefe!
Ploobadoof.
They turned Hegseth into Old Gregg 😂😂😂 have you ever drank Bailey's from a boot?
I was looking for this comment lol
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Hegseth and DeSantis are same same but different but still same
The head of DoD would be wearing lifts in his cowboy boots 👢 bc he’s so insecure of being short & his wife can’t wear heals around her own husband in public 😳👀☠️
Not only cowboy boots. He also wears white boots 😅
no its most definitely NOT the same, DeSantis is incomparably better qualified and far less of a national defense risk.
@@bonniejosavland3227WTF is your ridiculous nonsense - more of this pseudo-culture silly cowboy hat silliness.
Not at all. DeSantis is _much_ more dangerous even if Hegseth is the more personally odious of the two.
Same thing that happened with Gaetz and Bondi.
You guys are freaking out over the flashy picks so much that the actually scary ones are slipping right by.
Wonderful. 😂😂 That tip of the hat to Johnny Carson? Brilliant. Thx for keeping that memory alive.
When you laugh at your own jokes? ... it's groovy to watch. You Stephen are the Badass 🤣
I would rather get him a no return ticket to Russia
Yes! "Speak to an AGENT" is what I say when I want a human. I thought I was the only one 😂
Someone needs to explain to Peter’s mother that of course he’s an Angel…”when sober”! But Drunk? An Animal!
And it sounds like Hegseth is seldom sober.
That "...drop of alcohol.." pledge makes this guy sound like A TOTAL lush????
"A single drop of alcohol" is twisted alcoholic rationalization because there's WAY more than "a single drop" in a fifth!
Experience shows.
Bottle gurguler sounding like. Only deep in the Bottle people talk like that.
Outstanding! A true Thespian, Stephen thesped all over the place, which takes some doing.
"Go poop in a bucket". Don't give Spirit Airlines any new ideas, Stephen!!
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Please Trump pick Dr Evil instead!!! He has been in movies, and on TV!!! So obviously super qualified for just about anything.
We reap what we sow. Dark days ahead.
There was no way of technology billionaires with criminals in politics, did not turn all branches of government red......is there?
How about you just wait till he is in office and does something. Don't bring the downer to the party. Everyone is sad enough with out your constant fatalism.
@Adsd822 Ah don't think so. The latest US innovations for cutting-edge technologies are going to propel small businesses and Middleclass to multi Millionaires, a Monkey could be running the Whitehouse, and the US is still going to lead global capital generation. US #1
Hegseth is Old Gregg drinking Baileys out of a shoe!
I'm so glad I'm not the only one who caught that.
Here to voice my support for "bibim-bad"
That six hours was incredibly stressful for me, and I'm glad to be able to make light of it
It's only a problem when I run out! - Hegseth