Actually, they are not that original. Snowflake has ice powers...how original...although i like the idea of a superhero able to create portals, but not able to benefit from them, this could be used for very interesting character strategies in combat.
@@thalesanastacio760 Safespace doesn't create portals he creates generic barriers pretty much any mage or tank in a videogame can make. Steven Universe (the cartoon character) has that as one of his base powers and it doesn't have the dumb "only when protecting someone else" limitation put on it.
@@thalesanastacio760 Also not to mention one is basically Dora, and one is actually just emo teenager Mobius. The only one with any originality is Screentime, and that is literally the dumbest superhero of all time. The man who can eat anything and the man who can throw their limbs at foes are infinitely more useful, and that is really saying something.
I get what they meant with the name Snowflake. If it wasnt the name of a non-binary and just someone with the power to control ice or something i get it. I dont think theres any excuses for Safespace however
I'm glad they have a meme obsessed character, yaknow that genre of humour that relies on extremely current references is a great idea for a medium that gets published several months after writing
"And now, before I dump you in the vat of leftist tears and thus obliterate you entirely, I shall explain my master plan! It all starts with paying women 77 cents on the men's dollar..."
"Experimental Internet Gas" I'm sorry, the non-binary token crap is bad, but I can't stop laughing at the idea of internet gas. Did his grandfather feed the internet digital 5 bean chili?
When you read such an "idea" for a story plot, then, that Jedi beginning to train a whole Force-sensitive planetary ecosystem against the Dark Force, becomes, you know...common garbage news xd.
imagine that screentime guy just in the middle of an intense battle and he suddenly starts laughing at a facebook minion meme and momentarily pauses to comment ‘XD this is SO TRUE!!!!’
Stan Lee: dies Marvel: shit.. we have some big shoes to fill... our next creation will be compared to the Stan man himself, let's give it our best. a year passes. Marvel: Aight I think we're on to something people.
I love how Marvel's bad heroes are actually way better than this lot, Flatman is just Mr Fantastic but permanently 2D, he was a member of the Great Lakes Champions (formerly Great Lakes Avengers but Tony Stark deadass sued them) and in one cataclysmic battle he sacrificed himself to save everyone from a big bad. A couple issues later though it's revealed that he never died, he just turned sideways to go invisible because his clothes were singed off in the explosion.
@DJSniffles Incorporated oh i lolled WAYYYY TOO HARD at this one xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD oh shi it xDD I think, you just brought my confused thoughts down to the root xD
"This is Lisa. She's top of her class, except in science. She plays the flute and lived in Russia for four years. She loves Italian food and cats, and someday Lisa wants to be an author, and she's even started writing a fantasy novel. *_And this is Skylar. Skylar is non-binary."_*
Lisa is a hate icon and problematic! Russia and Italy? Nice cultural appropriation. Was she written by a cis white male? Why hadn't Lisa mentioned the pay gap in her literature even once? Is she condoning sexism? We need to cancel Lisa so that Skylar will have more screentime. Anybody who likes Lisa is a fascist Nazi. Lisa only exists to appeal to the male gaze anyway.
Lol I understand your bewildering very well, like seriously this is Heroines today ??? "This is Shaak-Ti. She was a huntress in her own tribe, and very competent looking as the hunting trophy she has managed to turn into a headdress during her own adult-passage ritual. She was a Jedi Padawan, a Jedi Knight, then a member of the Jedi Expeditionary corps on the suicide mission to retrieve Obi-Wan, Anakin and Padme on Genyosis. Then a Republic General, and member of the Jedi High Council all along the Clone Wars. She fought numerous battles, had very good tactical abilities. Her teams usually got TENS OF DROIDS DOWNS during regular battle days, her own killing records included. She commanded the Camino planetary defences in team with Obi-Wan, during the well...battle of Camino (in fact of Tipoca, which has seemed to be the Capital city of the planet) during which, while needing Obi-Wan's skills to correct a tactical error on her own in the beginning, she still managed to command Clone Troopers of the defence force, and during the successful repelling attack, to block an undersea leak on the city's walls (using the Force) and afterwards to throw at least 4 drilling droids against each other to explode mid-air, another time using the Force. She directly opposed to Sith Padawan and Separatist General Grievous at least TWICE, and still survived to tell the story. During the hopelessly lost battle of Hypori, she was one of the only THREE Jedis surviving (among a number of at least 7), all the Clone Troopers having been eradicated during the battle. During the battle of Coruscant, not only did she survived her second encounter with Grievous, but she dispersed his Palpatine-kidnapping commando all the way around the Capital city, and her and her team managed to take more than 30 high-end droids (she managed to take 6-8 Magnadroids on her own). Grievous had to sneak into the bunker in order to take Palpatine, and EVEN THEN, he had to knock Shaak-ti unconscious with electric cables in order to escape from the bunker. Still, he just couldn't escape fast enough in order to avoid a commando attack from Mace Windu, who managed to wreck his chest with Force-strike (a thing which probably helped Obi-Wan to take him down later). Besides all front-line military tasks, Shaak-ti managed a number of enquiries for the Jedi Order during the Clone Wars. It's her who insisted so much that the clones be treated an "people" rather than mere "cannon-fodder". It's her who personally took 2 Clone Troopers for retraining (to the all demise and despise of the Caminoans having rated them as "Garbage" beforehand). It's her who opposed Camino's Prime Minister Lama Su at least TWICE in order to keep enquiry material about closes behaving weirdly. It's her who finally retrieved 2 clones and a weird "control ship" from Camino to Coruscant for investigation, and then, the Supreme Chancelor Palpatine having participated in a rather weirdly developing enquiry, requested completely independent investigation from the Jedi Temple (yes, to the all demise and disapproval of Palpatine too !). This, assuming her life ended by being slaughtered by Anakin having become Darth Vader, in the Coruscant Temple (but there are even longer stories about her !)". You know what New Warriors ? Just dress yourself back, and go home. That would be better for you.
@@Dylan-hc2lu Yes, and if Snowflake is alone, she is defenseless by the creators own admission. Literally needs a strong male figure to guard and protect her.
He obviously got the “Internet Gas” from boiled Mountain Dew, melted down Doritos faeces from a Gamer and sweat from South Korean E-sport players. Edit: Comments also say it also has Gamer Girl Bath Water and what ever the hell Whiteclaw is.
Marvel really Thanos snapping away their audience with this whole shit Wow, 1k likes...I have a TH-cam Channel with Brawl Stars and Clash Royale Gameplay
I'm not sure. I think he's just kinda depressed because, as June said, they're clearly trying to make "original" shit, but failing catastrophically. He's probably wondering "What happened to society where the company I worked for can't hire storytellers competent enough to replace me?"
I can image them going "guys let's go it's the creepy twins" then just casually walk away and that makes me sad as a non-binary person.. because this is not ok
@@JohnPerry27 At least the commentator made it out of passion, it's always clear and overall is better than nothing. Even if new heroes are worse than nothing.
When your character background is: she is a girl, he is fat, he is mexican, she has a green hair, he is black, he is gay, bi, non binary (whatever this is)... you have a problem
Having non-binary characters should be fine. The thing is they didn't make characters. their entire writing process was just that shit, you don't write a character thinking "I'm making a non binary one" you write thinking it has to be interesting and a good character. That is where they messed up
She ra has a nonbinary character named Double Trouble and their identity isn't even addressed or relevant to the story, the characters just use they/them for them. THAT is a good example of representation. (It's fine if a story focuses on an non binary person's identity, it just depends how they go about it, whats the stories about, etc...)
@@waterwraith1189 I agree! representation should be done in that way: they exist. Its not a big huge deal. Their sexuality, gender identity, race, or appearance are only a part of who they are, they are so much more than a demographic
@@JiltedValkyrie Most of the people I see who say they are nb are girls who probably just have low self esteem. If non binary was actually a thing I highly doubt many people would be saying they are non binary and than you have people who are like "I go by she/they" or "he/they" like okay? You are just your biological sex than? It makes no sense imo. You don't have to be extremely feminine or masculine to be a male or female.
Stan Lee is rolling in his grave with such a speed that now he has his own magnetic field and it's attracting satellites to the surface of the Earth to punish those punks Only a scream can be heared in Marvel offices: - You made me come down here, punks!
@@modywaves Some Guy lost his eyes and his evil genius scientist grandpa felt pity so he created some goggles that are directly connected to his brain and send images that the goggles capture. Screentime then modified them to allow his brain to directly access the internet. OR Internet Gas lmao
They didn’t even say what B-Negative could do other than literally “vampire.” Thing is, once you’ve seen enough movies and shows, that narrows literally nothing down
Even so, having "the same powers as Morbius" is still vague, right? Aren't there multiple versions of Morbius due to the different continuities and series?
Regnarissad, Nick Furry in the Ultimate comics is Black, but personally I don’t really care either way because even before seeing the Avengers film I’ve never really liked SHIELD in the comics, Avengers Earth’s Mightiest Heroes cartoon, or in the Avengers film.
@@siddharthapte5244 isn’t there like a companion character in fall out new Vegas who’s actually a lesbian but isn’t lesbian: character edition? Edit: it only comes up like twice
Well, actual Goths dont listen to MCR. And they're proud of who they are. Mcr's Although, first album was actually good. Actual hardcore, the rest was pop shit. But, eh. Internet sucks either way lol
Okay so we got: • Fat acceptance Dora the explorer • the redditor • everyones emo phase deviant art OC • a couple of sjws stuck in the mid 2010s whit one being named after a Mary sue trope and the other after crybabies What are the villains gonna be? Neckbeard? Nice guy? Fucking Karen??
Funnily enough, edgy goth kid is actually the best character out of all of them. I mean, that's cliche as hell, but at least it's not as dumb as magical backpack or fucking internet gas
Pitch meeting for the "woke twins" Male character: Jock who flips the paradigm and subverts expectations by literally creating safe spaces for other people that he can't invade, or even provide for himself. Is it a psychological limitation because society expects a jock to not need "safe spaces"? Let's explore some social issues here. Non-binary character: Cold powers, idk, lol
Ik she said this, but literally none of these heroes are useful. Screentime doesn’t even have a power, he just uses a phone in his mind, backpack girl actually doesn’t even have a power, she just came across a time warping space bending backpack, snowflake just throws ice shurikens, and safe space can only protect others with his shield. The vampire is probably the only one that can actually help in a fight
Pardon my ignorance, for I am but a simple straight, white, cis-male, but I don’t think representation should be lit up like a neon sign and shoved down the audience’s throats. It should be casually written into the story or universe, without any kind of fanfare or “look! Look! See the representation?” The whole point is to break down barriers and to show that no matter your gender, race, or orientation, we’re all people and we’re all equal, right? So treat the minority characters the same way you would treat the majority characters. You don’t need to bring up the fact that your protagonist is gay in every episode, or mention that their best friend is non-binary in every chapter. You wouldn’t do that with straight or binary characters so don’t treat these characters any different. Make it *Normal*. That doesn’t mean that you can’t or shouldn’t use these traits in your writing. It’s a character’s quirks and unique traits that make them so interesting and are why the audience invests in THEIR story, not just THE story. Throw in a romantic subplot about your homosexual heroine’s search for love, but treat it the same as you would a straight romantic subplot. Or, maybe the character’s family disapproves or an organization looks down on them because of their identity. You can use the characters’ personal plot lines to explore the cultural and social characteristics of the world you’ve built. Play it up for a laugh now and then or keep it as serious as you want. Just remember that these traits should be used to support the characters and the stories, not overshadow them.
I fully agree with you. Representation should be done naturally and *when* you decide to explore certain aspects of a character's identity, do it respectfully, not in a way to show how virtuos and woke you are.
Ana Ionescu thanks. Honestly, I was a little worried I was alone on this one. It just feels cheap when media is blatantly “representative” for representation’s sake or “being woke”.
_(Not even spoilers, so you know it's bad representation)_ This is why, for example, Voltron's representation failed. They tried to force in Shiro as gay at the very end so they could claim representation without losing viewers affecting them, but it failed miserably and caused everyone to hate them when they were begging for the much better alternative of Keith and Lance or Keith and Shiro being written in (Since it naturally fit unlike Shiro's rep), and treating it like any other relationship instead of throwing Lance down the drain when so many people liked him.
@@whitenova754 I haven’t watched it yet, but I heard that was a bit of a train wreck. Conversely, I think Netflix’s The Hollow did a really good job with Adam. Him being gay didn’t seem to come out of nowhere and it didn’t overshadow the story or his relationship with his friends. And turning the “Sorry, I’m straight” joke/trope on its head with Mira was actually pretty funny.
It’s like they took the Young Avengers and sucked everything that made them like able out of them and left them with nothing but their sexualities and like one other character trait
"has a magical backpack" I actually literally had a character with that exact same ability, except instead of a backpack it was her pockets. when i was like, 10-12.
there is already characters like this in the marvel universe, Bruce Banner and Mr Fantastic had the same devices, and Honey Lemon from big hero 6 has it as her main power
Allow me to attempt a process for making a non-binary character: 1. Make a character. 2. Say they're non-binary and treat them as such without drawing overt attention to it. 3.Profit.
@@RecordsoftheDeepFolk God, can you imagine someone like David Bowie calling himself non-binary. It's almost like the best of us just got the fuck on with it and didn't make their discomfort with their level of femininity or masculinity in relation to their actual sex other peoples problem.
@@voodoodolll Actually, I support non-binary people. What someone chooses to be does not affect ones character. I simply do not appreciate it being shoved down my throat.
The sad thing is snowflake was actually a half decent superhero name. Like a superhero with the power of snow and ice kinda like ice man. But instead we got.... Whatever this version is.
The people who made Screentime are missing the fact that his weakness is the router being turned off. Or the internet company experiencing an outage. Or not being able to pay the internet bills on time.
@ForeverDreamWithinADreamsomething that everyone is missing on this is that none of them are practical super heroes, they're like whacky children trainees, you can and should expect as much of them as you would of all the side kick characters in the movie Sky High
I saw Snowflake and SafeSpace and thought the same thing: that's GOT to be bait. It HAS to be. The rest of the characters are nearly as bad. I can't believe the person who would put them forward as serious characters can actually exist. I just can't. It must be bait, or my whole worldview crumbles.
*Marvel Writer:* Look this nonbinary character is named Snowflake :) *Nonbinary people:* ...why? that's an insult used against us? *Marvel Writer:* I'm reclaiming it for you though so it's good now :) you're welcome :) :) :)
My character: Simpus Supremus Powers: somehow has a bottomless pit of money to pay random e-girls and get moderation rights and bans anyone who dares insult his goddess
I love it. His weakness should be any girl within a 50 mile radius mentioning that they have a boyfriend, unless they forcibly forget said female exists
But he can never use that money for anything other than giving it to e-girls who spend it on cosmetics and expensive dinners, so he never actually makes the world better.
Magic Man The community Marvel says they’re trying to represent with these characters: The “non-binary” community, found these characters highly offensive.
OgerPinata Dems are shit but even they dont deserve to be called german. Seriously though the national socialist party of the US with their "antifa" secret police are far closer to real nazis than any republican/fence sitter ive ever met.
I honestly thought you were mocking some new ultra PC Marvel characters calling them Snowflake and Safe Space for jokes...i wasn't prepared for these to be the actual names...help.
Its almost a 50/50 split but this crap comic doesn't effect my life in any way, shape or form. I wish i could make a crap comic and have dozens of channels obsessing over it and giving me free publicity :(
@@samporter9785 trust me when i say this isnt free publicity, marvel can do adverts just fine on their own. no one is going to risk going outside at a time like this and spending their likely tight-on-cash on this garbage bs.
@@modywaves act white with the context of time, would be the stereotype of the segregation times. Sorry if I am not very clear, I am not a native speaker
![Safespace and Snowflake are Insulting, Not Inclusive [Marvel Comics]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/c7VWTScVLr8/mqdefault.jpg)
"They are original characters."
There's a reason no one else has done them...
That's a good point
Actually, they are not that original. Snowflake has ice powers...how original...although i like the idea of a superhero able to create portals, but not able to benefit from them, this could be used for very interesting character strategies in combat.
At least it's not Miles Morales the non-binary, or worse, Ben 10 the alien-transforming non-binary.
@@thalesanastacio760 Safespace doesn't create portals he creates generic barriers pretty much any mage or tank in a videogame can make. Steven Universe (the cartoon character) has that as one of his base powers and it doesn't have the dumb "only when protecting someone else" limitation put on it.
@@thalesanastacio760 Also not to mention one is basically Dora, and one is actually just emo teenager Mobius. The only one with any originality is Screentime, and that is literally the dumbest superhero of all time. The man who can eat anything and the man who can throw their limbs at foes are infinitely more useful, and that is really saying something.
Honestly, Snowflake and Safespace sound like South Park character names.
Sawarynk pretty much
Ahhhh a person of taste I see
"I feel safe in my safe space " - erik cartman
@@humanbean7884 ahhh yes music to my ears
I get what they meant with the name Snowflake. If it wasnt the name of a non-binary and just someone with the power to control ice or something i get it. I dont think theres any excuses for Safespace however
I'm glad they have a meme obsessed character, yaknow that genre of humour that relies on extremely current references is a great idea for a medium that gets published several months after writing
Heh, it'll make a good representation of our collective past after society has collapsed!
"haha ROTFL OMG DUDE!!!¡¡!¡!"
it doesn't matter how fast that connection is. those jokes are coming at you at the speed of dial up
They better at least be modern means, no unwanted girl friend shit
he'll probably be like do u know da wae haha
“SCREEN TIME HELP!”
“ _The nearest Police Station is 1.5 miles away_ “
"GODDAMIT YOU USELESS IPAD"
Tbis power is.only useful in you everyday life thats for sure.
INTERNET GAS
Me who’s fighting with these heroes: **BOOKS IT FOR THE POLICE STATION**
Nah their all probably ACAB
Pretty sure the creator was smoking some “experimental internet gas” when he thought up this abysmal comic.
It's a comic
Edit: my work here is done
The same creator that brought you the book SANTA'S HUSBAND
and let me tell you, Santa isn't who you expect him to be
Can we just call this internet farts?
@@CandyApples4ever yes
I Know How King Crimson Works 😁
i remember reading a comment that said:
“Stan Lee isn’t rolling in his grave, he is spinning like a goddamn beyblade”
LMAO
bruh I remember that lmao
I heard there is a Tornado forming underground...
I’m fucking wheezing
How do we know he is not saying "Thank God I don't have to be there?"
Internet Gas kid dies: Frantically Googles how not to be dead.
"How to respawn?"
Google:
step one
be alive
Google: "Just live lol"
Just stay in the living room
@future flash Alphas had a better tech based superhero. Was an autistic kid that could just see (and interact somewhat) with radio waves.
4:20 - "Google, how do I deflect bullets?"
Google: "You don't."
"Oh."
*Dies*
hah, time space was 4:20 gotta get some of that experimental internet gas ready
This immediately made me think of the scene from Spiderman where the Green Goblin impales himself with his glider
@@Yabatron boy got the corona virus now his whole system is glitched
Google: guns should be illegal, so dont worry about them.
"Experimental internet gas."
Ah yes, I too am a meth addict in denial.
Experimental internet gas is was I get after 4 hours of GTAV online + 3 bags of cheesy puffs.
Brandon Montgomery vaporized Red Bull mixed with Cheeto dust
Is “experimental internet gas” a different term for meth, or are you so high you think that’s a good name for something in a show
Heck_n_Degenerate no experimental internet gas is vaporized Red Bull and Cheeto dust, you’re thinking of weaponized Florida water
I think he ate some Internet Bean and fart on his grandson for a prank
Their arch nemesis is the evil Dr. Neckbeard, a mad scientist bent upon keeping women out of tech.
Itnetlolor More like the guy from Fairly Odd Parents xD
and he has an assistant that goes by the alias "mlady" that secretly hates him and will eventually betray him
"And now, before I dump you in the vat of leftist tears and thus obliterate you entirely, I shall explain my master plan! It all starts with paying women 77 cents on the men's dollar..."
Btw This is why Trump's getting another 4 years
@@noahnoneyobusiness4494 This comment aged like a fine milk.
"Quick Screentime, how do we stop this guy with a gun?"
"My results are based off Google...so it's all censored, we're screwed."
😂
Hello, officer? Yeah, give this nigga an award, cuz this comment is fuckin hilarious.
Google wouldn't censor somethingike that and if they did it wouldnt really matter
If only snorting the internet gas would connect him to duckduckgo then they would survive
"didn't we like abolish like the second amendment like 20 years ago...... YOURE NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE A GUN BADGUY, I DONT FEEL SAFE! "
"Experimental Internet Gas" I'm sorry, the non-binary token crap is bad, but I can't stop laughing at the idea of internet gas. Did his grandfather feed the internet digital 5 bean chili?
The air that comes out of your PC fan?
I N T E R N E T G A S
@@potatochipwithbbq4443 so his grandfather is a man of culture?
@Mystermask5047
Yo that kid has to deal with that for what looks like the remainder of his life
When you read such an "idea" for a story plot, then, that Jedi beginning to train a whole Force-sensitive planetary ecosystem against the Dark Force, becomes, you know...common garbage news xd.
It’s just evaporated sweat from a chunk of /b/ and /pol/, with a bit of soy products from r/politics.
To quote a Twitter user:
"Stan Lee isn't just rolling in his grave, he's having a seizure."
the seizure is whats causing him to roll in his grave
To quote a youtuber
Stan Lee isn't just rolling in his grave, he's spinning like a fuckin beyblade!
Stan Lee is a fucking hurricane in there.
I think we can use his remains as an oil drill rig. Failing that, I suppose we could hook his corpse to a generator and have free electricity...
EPILEPTIC TECHNO
Next Villain is going to be like “ The misogynistic White Male”
Dr. Privilege
He's going to be an underling to Bad Orange Man
And his accomplice will be called "Uncle Tom."
Dont forget "captain cultural appropriation"
With these guys they probably just call him The White Man.
Safespace sounds like an app made for storing your passwords
So when the app gets hacked you whole identity gets hacked great fkin idea
Cole Wilder oh
@@bluesansball3707 right isnt that just the GREATEST idea ever???
P.s we need to create a official sarcasm font
It sounds like a social distance monitor
imagine that screentime guy just in the middle of an intense battle and he suddenly starts laughing at a facebook minion meme and momentarily pauses to comment ‘XD this is SO TRUE!!!!’
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahelphahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahah
He googles the enemies weekspot
Stan Lee: dies
Marvel: shit.. we have some big shoes to fill... our next creation will be compared to the Stan man himself, let's give it our best.
a year passes.
Marvel: Aight I think we're on to something people.
Stan Lee: *Dying was a mistake*
1 years later
Marvel: Ok, now I'm ruined.
To be fair stan would not care
Don’t make me come down there you little punk!
Episode one: All the heroes died trying to stop a criminal with a gun.
@frog YOU LEAVE KITE-MAN ALONE YOU FUCKING BITCH, HE'S A GOD DAMN TREASURE!!!
@@mjod3668 compared to thoses he is a treasure
But safe space and snowflake can "hug" and make a force field.
I love how Marvel's bad heroes are actually way better than this lot, Flatman is just Mr Fantastic but permanently 2D, he was a member of the Great Lakes Champions (formerly Great Lakes Avengers but Tony Stark deadass sued them) and in one cataclysmic battle he sacrificed himself to save everyone from a big bad. A couple issues later though it's revealed that he never died, he just turned sideways to go invisible because his clothes were singed off in the explosion.
@DJSniffles Incorporated
oh i lolled WAYYYY TOO HARD at this one xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
oh shi it xDD
I think, you just brought my confused thoughts down to the root xD
"This is Lisa. She's top of her class, except in science. She plays the flute and lived in Russia for four years. She loves Italian food and cats, and someday Lisa wants to be an author, and she's even started writing a fantasy novel. *_And this is Skylar. Skylar is non-binary."_*
Lisa is a hate icon and problematic! Russia and Italy? Nice cultural appropriation. Was she written by a cis white male? Why hadn't Lisa mentioned the pay gap in her literature even once? Is she condoning sexism? We need to cancel Lisa so that Skylar will have more screentime. Anybody who likes Lisa is a fascist Nazi. Lisa only exists to appeal to the male gaze anyway.
@@snakeslife-uroborodjinn790 lisa do be kinda cringe
Lol I understand your bewildering very well, like seriously this is Heroines today ???
"This is Shaak-Ti. She was a huntress in her own tribe, and very competent looking as the hunting trophy she has managed to turn into a headdress during her own adult-passage ritual.
She was a Jedi Padawan, a Jedi Knight, then a member of the Jedi Expeditionary corps on the suicide mission to retrieve Obi-Wan, Anakin and Padme on Genyosis. Then a Republic General, and member of the Jedi High Council all along the Clone Wars.
She fought numerous battles, had very good tactical abilities. Her teams usually got TENS OF DROIDS DOWNS during regular battle days, her own killing records included.
She commanded the Camino planetary defences in team with Obi-Wan, during the well...battle of Camino (in fact of Tipoca, which has seemed to be the Capital city of the planet) during which, while needing Obi-Wan's skills to correct a tactical error on her own in the beginning, she still managed to command Clone Troopers of the defence force, and during the successful repelling attack, to block an undersea leak on the city's walls (using the Force) and afterwards to throw at least 4 drilling droids against each other to explode mid-air, another time using the Force.
She directly opposed to Sith Padawan and Separatist General Grievous at least TWICE, and still survived to tell the story. During the hopelessly lost battle of Hypori, she was one of the only THREE Jedis surviving (among a number of at least 7), all the Clone Troopers having been eradicated during the battle.
During the battle of Coruscant, not only did she survived her second encounter with Grievous, but she dispersed his Palpatine-kidnapping commando all the way around the Capital city, and her and her team managed to take more than 30 high-end droids (she managed to take 6-8 Magnadroids on her own).
Grievous had to sneak into the bunker in order to take Palpatine, and EVEN THEN, he had to knock Shaak-ti unconscious with electric cables in order to escape from the bunker. Still, he just couldn't escape fast enough in order to avoid a commando attack from Mace Windu, who managed to wreck his chest with Force-strike (a thing which probably helped Obi-Wan to take him down later).
Besides all front-line military tasks, Shaak-ti managed a number of enquiries for the Jedi Order during the Clone Wars. It's her who insisted so much that the clones be treated an "people" rather than mere "cannon-fodder". It's her who personally took 2 Clone Troopers for retraining (to the all demise and despise of the Caminoans having rated them as "Garbage" beforehand). It's her who opposed Camino's Prime Minister Lama Su at least TWICE in order to keep enquiry material about closes behaving weirdly.
It's her who finally retrieved 2 clones and a weird "control ship" from Camino to Coruscant for investigation, and then, the Supreme Chancelor Palpatine having participated in a rather weirdly developing enquiry, requested completely independent investigation from the Jedi Temple (yes, to the all demise and disapproval of Palpatine too !).
This, assuming her life ended by being slaughtered by Anakin having become Darth Vader, in the Coruscant Temple (but there are even longer stories about her !)".
You know what New Warriors ? Just dress yourself back, and go home. That would be better for you.
(sorry for the text wall but the number of characters seems to be seriously limited)
@@snakeslife-uroborodjinn790 exactly, fuck lisa
They’re actually triplets, the third one is called “Triggered”
And, they have a gun, and shoots people and shit
NattyTheNarwhal oddly enough simultaneously the least super and most useful character
@@feartheghus ya
If they are not a sharpshooter, name.sbouldnhabw been Miss Opportunity
And they spell it like "3-ggered"
After the Avengers, Marvel brings us Snowflake, Safespace, Mansplainer, ThirdWave, and Triggered. Well done, Marvel.
No room for ToxicMasculinity?
You forgot about BodyPositivity and her magic backpack.
My god I've been laughing for five minutes, this is awesome xD
Here I Am!
@@lirde1435 so , they are turning Tony Stark evil?
When a pink forcefield "inhabits" Snowflake, we need to see the signed consent form.
Actually is the other way around so consent doesn't matter
So if safe space is alone he is powerless
@@Dylan-hc2lu Yes, and if Snowflake is alone, she is defenseless by the creators own admission. Literally needs a strong male figure to guard and protect her.
@@Sevness nice that'll smash some stereotypes
@@Sevness this video is mainly about talking about how the character is nb, how do you miss that
He obviously got the “Internet Gas” from boiled Mountain Dew, melted down Doritos faeces from a Gamer and sweat from South Korean E-sport players.
Edit: Comments also say it also has Gamer Girl Bath Water and what ever the hell Whiteclaw is.
Jim Adler you forgot the splash of whiteclaw.
We live in a society.
Don't forget electricity coming straight from an alienware computer
You forgot the gamer girl pee.
Instructions unclear. Dick stuck in stove. Pls send help
internet gas? is that like Belle Delphine farts or something?
this comment wins
She would totally sell her farts as "internet Gamer Farts" 🤣
Just order some of her bath water
@@Tierneil and evaporate it
Snowflake and safespace's arch nemesis', Manspread and Mansplain!
Man spread and Man splain
And white wash
Genuinely would not be shocked. What is subtly anymore?
It's all been adding up to the battle versus FloridaMan! He will stop at nothing.
Comedy is their Kryptonite
Marvel really Thanos snapping away their audience with this whole shit
Wow, 1k likes...I have a TH-cam Channel with Brawl Stars and Clash Royale Gameplay
mr kirby i dont feel so good.
Ahem, *"Blipping"*
They accidentally snapped more than once.
Legit
@@RSK412 I think they accidentally snapped twice on this one
Let me guess, the villains are a pair of twins "White" and "Straight"
lowkey Straight is a sick name for a villain imo but anything made by the dumbass who made these cant be good
@@BigBangAttack-mt6pz Hah! 😂
@@god47398 Dire and Straights from JoJo Part 1 say hello.
Internet dudes enemies 'Network Connectivity Issues' and One Bar....
Straights the vampire
The latino and black replacements for Snowflake and Safespace, Captain Enchilada and Mr. Watermelon
Its ni
Special power: avoid being deported
Mexican here, captain enchilada sounds dope... im hungry
Oh god
@@PickledPear
You do realise where Captain Enchilada would keep his .. Enchilada, right ? 😅
Stan Lee, from Heaven, right now: "Don't make me come down there you punks!"
@Chaos if he does I will in fact shit myself and worship him as a diety
@@arogueburrito you don't already (apart from the shitting part)?
I'm not sure. I think he's just kinda depressed because, as June said, they're clearly trying to make "original" shit, but failing catastrophically. He's probably wondering "What happened to society where the company I worked for can't hire storytellers competent enough to replace me?"
They already defiled his twitter grave
Exelsior!!
I kinda wanted to not exist when I saw "Meme-obsessed"
I like memes, but that made me cringed
@@lykosspartan ikr, like all the people who like memes is gonna make this and HAVE made this a meme
omfg i read that before she even said anything and i think my heart stopped for a second, like i physically could not comprehend it
It reminds me of the infamous "the memer" Burger King commercial
Mr Ville ye, same energy
I cant imagine criminals going "Guys we better run, its Snowflake and Safecspace"
They will battle villains like The Mansplainer and Straight White Male
Reality is an alternate dimension in their world.
I can image them going "guys let's go it's the creepy twins" then just casually walk away and that makes me sad as a non-binary person.. because this is not ok
"ah shit it's screentime, guys we better get outta here"
Safecspace
I wrote a story about a minotaur when I was 7 in google docs and it was better than all of their backstories combined
F*** yeah, I would totally read that.
@@JohnPerry27 At least the commentator made it out of passion, it's always clear and overall is better than nothing. Even if new heroes are worse than nothing.
@@shunderstock8080 still sucks
Any low-effort grade schooler story project is better than whatever that woke new warriors bullcrap was tryna be
Publish that shit brotha I want to read it
"Is this Dora the Explorer?"
No, of course not!.....
It's less cool Ramona Flowers.
OMFG, I used to love Beezus and Ramona!
🤣🤣🤣
Or Doraemon if it had a backpack instead
@@anitaa.9633 Stole my damn idea
But Ramona is cooler than Dora so....
Dora The Explorer.....or as she is called in the Muslims world...Doda The Exploder😕
Safespace sounds like a character made for teaching kids how to cross the street or something
Safespace probably shouldn't be allowed near kids considering how he holds his twin sister...
@@thx4chrckingin The safespace doesn't apply to Snowflake...
@@AAAAAA-tv9wg Too bad, Snowflake will probably die from hearth attack having been "Triggered" without protection xd.
This is a self harm safe space
(They encourage self harm by saying that everyone who asks to see if you're dangerously hurting yourself is bad)
Eugh
Something’s gone horribly wrong when your best character is named “B-positive”
Isn't that character called B-negative
Some Doofus thank god my mind didn’t retain the actual name can you imagine if I really let my brain retain anything from this series at all
He's HIV Positive, too.
@@Hellooo134 exactly, I had to listen to the video again just to remember the name long enough to type AB-positive
That would be the big beefy teen Luchadore who also wrestles professionally in a gimmick tag team haha
Hearing the name "Morbius" in a video from 2 years ago activated my fight or flight response
It's morbin time!
Celebrities at this point just seem like an unhinged bunch.
Then a Woke comic book writer outdoes them all.
When your character background is: she is a girl, he is fat, he is mexican, she has a green hair, he is black, he is gay, bi, non binary (whatever this is)... you have a problem
Having non-binary characters should be fine. The thing is they didn't make characters. their entire writing process was just that shit, you don't write a character thinking "I'm making a non binary one" you write thinking it has to be interesting and a good character. That is where they messed up
She ra has a nonbinary character named Double Trouble and their identity isn't even addressed or relevant to the story, the characters just use they/them for them. THAT is a good example of representation. (It's fine if a story focuses on an non binary person's identity, it just depends how they go about it, whats the stories about, etc...)
@@waterwraith1189 I agree! representation should be done in that way: they exist. Its not a big huge deal. Their sexuality, gender identity, race, or appearance are only a part of who they are, they are so much more than a demographic
Except nobody identified as non binary until recently since it was coined on Tumblr in recent history.
@@JiltedValkyrie Most of the people I see who say they are nb are girls who probably just have low self esteem. If non binary was actually a thing I highly doubt many people would be saying they are non binary and than you have people who are like "I go by she/they" or "he/they" like okay? You are just your biological sex than? It makes no sense imo. You don't have to be extremely feminine or masculine to be a male or female.
Stan Lee is rolling in his grave with such a speed that now he has his own magnetic field and it's attracting satellites to the surface of the Earth to punish those punks
Only a scream can be heared in Marvel offices:
- You made me come down here, punks!
nah... hes spinning so god damn fast that he might actually bore thru the grave, possibly also reviving himself in the process...
@@crustybomb115 the kinetic energy will cause static and shock him alive, like Frankenstein
Im learning more phisics here than in class
Or he course global warming.
His body’s going to fly like a missile through marvel HQ
"internet gas"
im 15 and i can think of 10 better solutions in the span of 2 minutes
Nanomachines. Chuck-esque quasi-computer. Literal computer. Mutation. Cyborg parts. Artificial brain. Human brain inside a robot.
That's 7😂
Experimental Internet A**
@@cavvaldiv5536 PFFT EXACTLY
His head got stuck in a vr headset and now he can use it to view hidden stuff would've been cooler and I just made it in 15 seconds
@@modywaves Some Guy lost his eyes and his evil genius scientist grandpa felt pity so he created some goggles that are directly connected to his brain and send images that the goggles capture. Screentime then modified them to allow his brain to directly access the internet.
OR
Internet Gas lmao
Screentime: A Programmer bullied in school develops a self defense VR headset training thing but he can’t take it off, there
They didn’t even say what B-Negative could do other than literally “vampire.” Thing is, once you’ve seen enough movies and shows, that narrows literally nothing down
I think it’s just “the same powers as Morbius” like how in DC Kid Flash has the same powers as The Flash
Even so, having "the same powers as Morbius" is still vague, right? Aren't there multiple versions of Morbius due to the different continuities and series?
Me: What are your powers and abilities?
B-Negative: I'm a vampire.
Me: Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?
$5 says he's gay and b-negative is a double entendre for the aids crisis of the 1980s
Right? He needs to pick a brand: Twilight, Cirque Du Freak, Adventure Time, the Sims, House of Night, Dracula. What kind of vampire??
"Making like, a black character,and calling he n..."
Don't worry June,we all know you were going to say Nick Fury.
Nightwatchmen
Yeess.
Imagine a hero that shares names with Lovecraft's cat
Neko...
Regnarissad, Nick Furry in the Ultimate comics is Black, but personally I don’t really care either way because even before seeing the Avengers film I’ve never really liked SHIELD in the comics, Avengers Earth’s Mightiest Heroes cartoon, or in the Avengers film.
Trailblazer: where do we go?
Screentime: I'm the map I'm the map I'm the map!
Tips to writing diverse characters; write a character, then add features such as identity/race
Should be the same for design: write the personality then draw it
"Don't make a gay character, make a character that happens to be gay" -Some genuis i dont remember
@@siddharthapte5244 same with strong women characters
Error 404: personality not found
@@siddharthapte5244 isn’t there like a companion character in fall out new Vegas who’s actually a lesbian but isn’t lesbian: character edition?
Edit: it only comes up like twice
"Or making like, a black character and calling them ni-"
-ce person
-ntendo. The start of the Animal Crossover series
-oom eternal
that cut there was the funniest part of the vid.
Dana-Leigh Macroberts agreed 😂
"He listens to MCR and he's a goth and he hates preps..." June wrote My Immortal confirmed.
Why you gotta bring that shit up? All that does is remind me of my weeb days
My immortal? Haven't heard that name in years
Vampire Potter you Sonofabeetch.
Well, actual Goths dont listen to MCR. And they're proud of who they are. Mcr's Although, first album was actually good. Actual hardcore, the rest was pop shit. But, eh. Internet sucks either way lol
The song My Immortal? By Evanescence?
Okay so we got:
• Fat acceptance Dora the explorer
• the redditor
• everyones emo phase deviant art OC
• a couple of sjws stuck in the mid 2010s whit one being named after a Mary sue trope and the other after crybabies
What are the villains gonna be?
Neckbeard? Nice guy? Fucking Karen??
Karen is _far_ too powerful to be a B-tier Marvel Villain...
We’re forgetting the golden trio:
The Incel, The Simp and The White knight
I am NOT ready to see people referring to the 2010's like that, please wait until 2025 or something
Why won't the 90's kids be superheroes?
Karen, the opposer of the lord of mcdonalds
B-Negative went straight from small Morbuis to "I was born in the wrong generation"
Funnily enough, edgy goth kid is actually the best character out of all of them. I mean, that's cliche as hell, but at least it's not as dumb as magical backpack or fucking internet gas
Morb
"They dont see words bad and use them as names. This is why our new black character is named n-"
What ever you do, don't replace the "oob" in "noob" with "igger"
That's when I liked the vid :)
This is why our gay character is named f-
@@swiftysnail9053 iggah
NOOOOOOOO!!!!
Just sitting here, self-quarantined, huffing some internet gas.
I bet that meme obsessed teenager would use boomer sites like email or yahoo with his internet gas to save the team from the enemy
But is it experimental internet gas? You'll never become a meme superhero if you just use the regular kind.
420 blaze it
"Barbeque sauce on my titties."
People shouldn’t be mad Marvel is producing toilet paper in our time of need.
Lmao
Best comment, but what else could be expected from a man with an Escanor profile pic?
It's not proper toilet paper if the stuff on the pages is sh*t already.
Seth Puey You un-ironically, literally deserve a Nobel Prize for this comment.
*Cyber high five*
I love that at the end she called binary people “non-non-binary people” it’s my favorite
Comic book fans: "Can you please come up with original characters."
:Snowflake and Safe Space appear:
Comic book fans: "Never mind..."
Comic Book Creators: Original? How where are we supposed to find that?
DeviantArt:
I never liked comic books, the heros were never really original or interesting imo.
So frankly this doesn't surprise me at all.
@White-Van Helsing and?
@@Nerobyrne those are examples of interesting and original heroes.
We gave them too much credit.
Pitch meeting for the "woke twins"
Male character: Jock who flips the paradigm and subverts expectations by literally creating safe spaces for other people that he can't invade, or even provide for himself. Is it a psychological limitation because society expects a jock to not need "safe spaces"?
Let's explore some social issues here.
Non-binary character: Cold powers, idk, lol
Cold powers ?
You mean like giving people the cold shoulder to cry on ? 🤣
ＡＣＣＵＲＡＴＥ
@douglas wahid that's why there's quotes around "woke" XD
Heroes: “SCREENTIME HELP US” Screentime: “did you mean ...”
Screentime: sure but first let me show you this epic meme I found
Reddit on legs.
How in the heck is Screentime even supoosed to win a fight? 😂😂😂
"sorry.. I can't help with that yet"
@@watchinglearner with facts and logic
Ik she said this, but literally none of these heroes are useful. Screentime doesn’t even have a power, he just uses a phone in his mind, backpack girl actually doesn’t even have a power, she just came across a time warping space bending backpack, snowflake just throws ice shurikens, and safe space can only protect others with his shield. The vampire is probably the only one that can actually help in a fight
Not to mention there designs and origins are utterly stupid
Marvel be like: "OC, do not steal"
This is like the badly drawn no-creativity OCs on DeviantArt NOBODY WANTS
And now they are coming with "Children of the Atom" that are race/gender bended X-Men xD
@@DK-th5nt They truly don't have a creative bone in their body.
> original
> literally Dora the explorer
Pick one
"A meme obsessed teen who's brain was connected to the internet"
... Freakazoid? That's just Freakazoid. Warner Bro's would like to know your location
I'm glad I'm not the only one who immediately went to Freakazoid!
But...but...experimental internet gas!!
I would sacrifice everyone who worked on this comic for a single extra episode of freakazoid.
Internet Fart Gas
"Internet gas"
Imagine the smell
Bruh I'm pretty sure whoever made these and whoever approved these "heroes" were huffing some Internet gas
Internet gas is nothin what ya really wanna be doin is snortin dat internet powder WHOOO!
Where is my internet gas dealer
Thooo
Pardon my ignorance, for I am but a simple straight, white, cis-male, but I don’t think representation should be lit up like a neon sign and shoved down the audience’s throats. It should be casually written into the story or universe, without any kind of fanfare or “look! Look! See the representation?” The whole point is to break down barriers and to show that no matter your gender, race, or orientation, we’re all people and we’re all equal, right? So treat the minority characters the same way you would treat the majority characters. You don’t need to bring up the fact that your protagonist is gay in every episode, or mention that their best friend is non-binary in every chapter. You wouldn’t do that with straight or binary characters so don’t treat these characters any different. Make it *Normal*. That doesn’t mean that you can’t or shouldn’t use these traits in your writing. It’s a character’s quirks and unique traits that make them so interesting and are why the audience invests in THEIR story, not just THE story. Throw in a romantic subplot about your homosexual heroine’s search for love, but treat it the same as you would a straight romantic subplot. Or, maybe the character’s family disapproves or an organization looks down on them because of their identity. You can use the characters’ personal plot lines to explore the cultural and social characteristics of the world you’ve built. Play it up for a laugh now and then or keep it as serious as you want. Just remember that these traits should be used to support the characters and the stories, not overshadow them.
I fully agree with you. Representation should be done naturally and *when* you decide to explore certain aspects of a character's identity, do it respectfully, not in a way to show how virtuos and woke you are.
Ana Ionescu thanks. Honestly, I was a little worried I was alone on this one. It just feels cheap when media is blatantly “representative” for representation’s sake or “being woke”.
You are completely right my dude! I just want to be treated normally! Not like something to be gawked at.
_(Not even spoilers, so you know it's bad representation)_ This is why, for example, Voltron's representation failed. They tried to force in Shiro as gay at the very end so they could claim representation without losing viewers affecting them, but it failed miserably and caused everyone to hate them when they were begging for the much better alternative of Keith and Lance or Keith and Shiro being written in (Since it naturally fit unlike Shiro's rep), and treating it like any other relationship instead of throwing Lance down the drain when so many people liked him.
@@whitenova754 I haven’t watched it yet, but I heard that was a bit of a train wreck. Conversely, I think Netflix’s The Hollow did a really good job with Adam. Him being gay didn’t seem to come out of nowhere and it didn’t overshadow the story or his relationship with his friends. And turning the “Sorry, I’m straight” joke/trope on its head with Mira was actually pretty funny.
Thanos: Snaps people out of existence.
Marvel: Snaps themselves out of existence.
Cue Metallica Sad But True
Maybe thanks was right to rebuild the universe the was he deems fit
It’s like they took the Young Avengers and sucked everything that made them like able out of them and left them with nothing but their sexualities and like one other character trait
"has a magical backpack" I actually literally had a character with that exact same ability, except instead of a backpack it was her pockets. when i was like, 10-12.
iamsaztak sue them
there is already characters like this in the marvel universe, Bruce Banner and Mr Fantastic had the same devices, and Honey Lemon from big hero 6 has it as her main power
I have heard of this concept before from other sources, and somehow they made it so *lame* and I-
That's actually better than the backpack, cause you have to take it off and open it before you can fucking use it
Also, isn’t that Honey Lemon’s power from Big Hero 6?
I can’t even. These are the WORST pieces of character design. I laughed so hard I was in pain.
Marvel: spawns theese 'heroes'
Thanos: They called me a madman...
Every time I see woke stuff like this comic, I think to myself: Thanos did nothing wrong.
Allow me to attempt a process for making a non-binary character:
1. Make a character.
2. Say they're non-binary and treat them as such without drawing overt attention to it.
3.Profit.
VerriganHolmes what is non-binary
@@アリシャ-s2r Non Binary is someone who does not identify or feel comfortable as either male nor female. Think of a middle ground.
I swear to fuck, companies never understand that subtle traits are a thing.
@@RecordsoftheDeepFolk God, can you imagine someone like David Bowie calling himself non-binary. It's almost like the best of us just got the fuck on with it and didn't make their discomfort with their level of femininity or masculinity in relation to their actual sex other peoples problem.
@@voodoodolll Actually, I support non-binary people. What someone chooses to be does not affect ones character. I simply do not appreciate it being shoved down my throat.
"Dead, dead dead, Oh you didn't google fast enough"
YO that killed me, it was too hard to stop laughing.
Aero7 Glass your a furrry ew
"these heroes are useless" accurate to a Killing degree
DeviantArt fan fiction, so that's where they get their inspiration from.
Luciano Vecchio, the artist started on DeviantArt.
You've missed a golden opportunity shoe. They've mastered baiting. They're master-baiters.
Broken Sky Animations lmao
Master master baiter
@@StepheneMacharia who doesnt
@@StepheneMacharia who doesnt
@@joeyjointjebaiter1275 me
This is what thanos was trying to prevent.
Lmao
Andrew Hoop that’s so funny and at the same time so on point. Good job!😂
This is what doctor strange saw in those alternate realities.
"Grandfather's experimental internet gas" back in my day we called it a fart...
It comes from e-thots, so its different
The sad thing is snowflake was actually a half decent superhero name. Like a superhero with the power of snow and ice kinda like ice man. But instead we got.... Whatever this version is.
The thing is all of them had to potential to be good character concepts (even internet gas boy) but the execution was so terrible.
That’s actually what cryokinetic means. Someone who can control ice
That would have been their power.
The people who made Screentime are missing the fact that his weakness is the router being turned off. Or the internet company experiencing an outage. Or not being able to pay the internet bills on time.
The router is his brain lmfao
Or no signal
@ForeverDreamWithinADreamsomething that everyone is missing on this is that none of them are practical super heroes, they're like whacky children trainees, you can and should expect as much of them as you would of all the side kick characters in the movie Sky High
@@ze_cuh Lol Screetime is The Singularity. FEAR !!!!
@@mariamatedei So is basically Teen Titans, but bad
Snowflake: "Ahh, my arch nemesis, we meet again!"
Bench Appearo: "Facts don't c-"
Snowflake: "REEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"
I want a Bench Appearo origin story now.
I'm so fucking impressed by you calling him bench appearo :0 👏 I'm only writing his name that way for the rest of my life
A wild Bench appeared!
@@AgentSmith1991 you see, his wife works in the medical field..
Ben Appearo's superpowers are the rare ability to piss off every fandom and internet subculture in existence
I saw Snowflake and SafeSpace and thought the same thing: that's GOT to be bait. It HAS to be. The rest of the characters are nearly as bad. I can't believe the person who would put them forward as serious characters can actually exist. I just can't. It must be bait, or my whole worldview crumbles.
It's also a one shot so they may all be killed off.
*Marvel Writer:* Look this nonbinary character is named Snowflake :)
*Nonbinary people:* ...why? that's an insult used against us?
*Marvel Writer:* I'm reclaiming it for you though so it's good now :) you're welcome :) :) :)
I feel like there were no nonbinary people on his team to tell him this was wrong because which nonbinary person would've went through with this😭
B-Negative is the definition of the "My Immortal" Harry Potter fanfic.
Good fanfic, shows how bad are those fandoms
Why did you have to remind me of that?
Talking of bad fanfic what about, 'she is like Dora the Explorer... With Hermione's bag... .
Oh lord
@@pixiniarts HO MY GOD she she ... she ate her and took her bag
Every squad has the:
-edgy teen oc
-internet nerd
-obese Dora the explorer
-psychic twins
Which one are you?
the rapist
TheRadKad Fazo cursed
the gray crab bug alien
Obese internet edgy psychic dora ?
I'm the one that stands in the background with a creepy face
Marvel fans: can we have original characters?
Marvel: No, we have original characters at home.
Original characters at home: These guys.
Yo is that Alex Fierro in your pfp? Love that
That's after disney bought them
Internet Gas is just the smoke made when you melt your router in the bon fire you used to burn every issue of this comic.
Snowflake and Safe Space look like Pokémon gym leaders.
Pokemon Triggered and you're an Ist
Plz dont insult pokemon gym leaders
Take that shit back right the fuck now.
Pokemon has WAY better character designs than this travesty.
“This would’ve been my fan fiction when I was like fifteen”
Aren’t you fourteen?
She turned fifteen once, then year later turned back and remained fourteen ever since
@@PeanutXIX SW new trilogy physics, yep that looks legit in our universe.
"Armed Boomer" is their arch nemesis.
Tofufiche their main weapon is the “ok boomer gun”
And reddit meme lord
no it’s wright wing and they have eagle powers
Somehow you fixed it
@ may not, if the boomer is a Karen and she wants to see your manager.
Imagine being a cryomancer and only doing Shurikens from ice instead of, i dunno.. hammers, spears or anything else that could potentially be useful
Those shurikens don't even look that sturdy either...
All they had to do was make a Sub-Zero knockoff.
"Experimental internet gas" is officially the dumbest origin story in comics. Though "inherited a magical backpack" is pretty damn dumb too.
Shaman from Alpha Flight has entered the chat....
Both from their grandfathers too
Gamma Smash the “gas” is just vaporized Red Bull and Cheeto dust
Plot twist: turns out he was just high the entire time
DORA DORA DORA THE EXPLORER!!😂😂
STAY SAFE EVERYONE!!!
"Trailblazer" is basically "Fat chance" from Venture Brothers. Are marvel now ripping off of parody? Are they parodying parody?
I'm so happy that I'm not the only one who thought that.XD
"They are original characters"
Well except for B-Negative who their entire description of is "it's basically just Michael Morbius"
And trailblazer is basically dora
@@sanstheskeelaton3337 Her power is more like Fat Chance from Venture Bros.
Trailblazer is Fat Chance from Venture Bros.
@@ianalfonzo8226 Yep, but Fat Chance is a better character with a better name.
"it's basically just Michael Morbius... BUT YOUNGER!"
"Quick, Screentime! This guy has a gun, What do we do?"
_Showing results for: Miss guy having fun with Scooby Doo_
My character:
Simpus Supremus
Powers: somehow has a bottomless pit of money to pay random e-girls and get moderation rights and bans anyone who dares insult his goddess
Donated 10,000 to pokimane
Did kneecaps invented that name?
@@djabourbialli7652 Yes
I love it. His weakness should be any girl within a 50 mile radius mentioning that they have a boyfriend, unless they forcibly forget said female exists
But he can never use that money for anything other than giving it to e-girls who spend it on cosmetics and expensive dinners, so he never actually makes the world better.
"Or making, like, a black character and calling them ni-"
LMAO
JoJo's Bizarre Music Library That would actually be offensive.
Lol
Magic Man The community Marvel says they’re trying to represent with these characters: The “non-binary” community, found these characters highly offensive.
Is his Superpower that he's bulletproof if his hands are up?
Nibbler ?
"Screentime, I have been shot." "NO WORRIES, I SHALL GOOGLE WHAT TO DO!" "......" "...Google says we have to go to the hospital."
"Google says you have cancer... I'm sorry"
£50 says the first meme he referances is fucking lolcats.
@@EpicRenegade777 no. It'll be Ugandan knuckles. It would bet my life on it.
Screenshot hurt... hospital in 200 yards turn left location on your right.
@@EpicRenegade777 Nah nah...he's going to rickroll them right off the bat.
Madonna “day six without a child sacrifice” didn’t know shoe onhead would be so clear about what Madonna really is
@@TheHalogen131 Illuminati if I'm not mistaken
TheHalogen131 gotta get that adrenochrome
@@TheHalogen131 she's feeding the hype train. This isn't a pandemic, it's not even hysteria. It's self-imprisonment.
@@tahunuva4254 I mean it technically fits the definition of a pandemic :/
The second I heard Snowflake and Safespace I immediately realized that everyone who said that we were living in the worst timeline was right.
Wasn't Snowflake the one with THE POWER OF COCAINE?
Its either German jackboots in Washington or this. Your decision what's worse.
@@Dracobyte okay a Marvel character who has cocaine powers would just be the writers in the 60's
OgerPinata Dems are shit but even they dont deserve to be called german.
Seriously though the national socialist party of the US with their "antifa" secret police are far closer to real nazis than any republican/fence sitter ive ever met.
We shouldn’t have killed harambe. That was the misstep that sent us down this timeline.
I honestly thought you were mocking some new ultra PC Marvel characters calling them Snowflake and Safe Space for jokes...i wasn't prepared for these to be the actual names...help.
ikr!!!!!
The "am I a furry" meme is long dead, but I laughed when you did it. Welcome to the Meme Necromancers.
“Everyone is talking about corona”
Well everyone is also talking about Dora, Ben Ten, Dracula, and 2 rejected actors in Black Panther
Its almost a 50/50 split but this crap comic doesn't effect my life in any way, shape or form. I wish i could make a crap comic and have dozens of channels obsessing over it and giving me free publicity :(
@@samporter9785 trust me when i say this isnt free publicity, marvel can do adverts just fine on their own. no one is going to risk going outside at a time like this and spending their likely tight-on-cash on this garbage bs.
@@DarkSpyro707 ive never seen a marvel advert for a comicbook in my entire life but i have seen this comic dozens of times already in my feed.
MCR wannabe* not dracula
@@samporter9785 yeah true
Internet gas is what boomers think is created when you spend more than 2 hours on the computer
“This is what the youths like, right? Memes and safespaces?”
And Internet Gas
And backpacks
And snowflakes
[Hello fellow kids intensifies]
Getting a black character, and *calling them NI-*
Hold up
Snowflake can be a derogatory term for black people, it was used to insult black girls who try to act like white girls.
@@Djinn_Entonic how do you act white?
@@Djinn_Entonic answer us, how do you act white?
@@modywaves act white with the context of time, would be the stereotype of the segregation times. Sorry if I am not very clear, I am not a native speaker
Whats wrong with nicolas tho
Internet gas alludes to the existence of the mysterious internet solid and internet liquid with the possibility of internet plasma.
Hello we are Havard , and welcome
Don't forget venom internet and naked internet
Internet (In) Atomic # 169 group 5 row 9, atomic mass 420
Well internet plasma technically is already what exists. All dem 0s and 1s wouldn’t be without electricity and electricity is plasma
@@gitman3486 Huzzah, a man of quality