The Living Human Tragedy Kazuhira "McDonnell Benedict" Miller
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Kazuhira "fulton a Black, I'll send him back" Miller
Kazuhira "Bingo Bongo No Kikongo" Miller
Kazuhira "Apartheid states get discount rates" Miller
Kazuhira "if he speaks kikongo, I'll beat him like a bongo" Miller
Kazuhira "95% of MGSV is filler" Miller
Kazuhira "if it aint white, it aint right" Miller
"I will name this child Kazuhira in the hope that he'll fight for world peace."
[Always Sunny theme]
*_Miller Invents the War Economy_*
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They Played Us Like A Damn FIDDLE!!
This is the funniest fucking comment ever I’m fjdjsjFHJHDNFNDNSMSKDJRMD
No he helps privatize it the war economy has existed now for about 65 years
Also invents pax hamburgana and wants education for all children to avoid war. Not as some one eyed fox
Kazuhira "Kikongo Killer" Miller isn't actually blind in The Phantom Pain, but he developed severe photosensitivity, meaning he's essentially blind in light without his sunglasses
How ironic, the reason he's blind is because he's the one who sees the world the clearest.
That actually makes sense, him been blind breaks the whole canon
Ah. Thanks for explaining that.
Ah okay thanks for that clarification, as im playing through mgs 5, certain scenes feel like he actually was able to see, so i always thought he was like half blind because of the torture or something
Thank you man!! I keep seeing everyone say he is blind but he isn't! Finaly somoene that also knows that.
It’s my headcanon that Kaz is the creator of MCdonalds in the Metal Gear universe
McDonnell's*
😂
He was later sued by a Diamond Dogs diversity-hire, who stole the company, settled in New York, and called it McDowell’s.
JezBollah 667 I see you’re a man of culture, as well.
JezBollah 667 No, just berries and herbs. :P
Kazuhira "not the bad guy" Miller
Kazuhira "Did Nothing Wrong" Miller
Kazuhira "doesn't hate kids" Miller
Kazuhira "turn her into a bomb" Miller
@@CassiusFA yeah that one is pretty much confirmed lmao
Kazuhira "definitely not working with cipher" Miller
So you’re telling me a man who brought peace throughout the world after his death through Snake, first started by making a processed hamburger to solve world hunger. Okay I’ll bite
how could you not bite into those delicious chemical burger buns
Little known MG lore tidbit; the reason Africa became peaceful so quickly in MGR;R was because Raiden introduced Miller’s hamburger recipe to the ministry of agriculture.
@@goroakechi6126 WHAT
Waitwaitwait. Are you telling me that he wasn't just being an idealist dork over the hamburger? That he actually solved peace in Africa, at least to an extent, through that hamburger?!?!?!
Like a funny moment in DnD, it was weird he thought it would be that easy. It is weirder that he was RIGHT.
@@goroakechi6126 is this true ?
When are we getting a video titled "The Biggest Disgrace In Human History, Huey Emmerich"?
"You should be in this boat"
Has this channel made a video about venom snake?
Commando 723 Huey got raped.
He was just a kid who was used his entire life, the only people who loved him unconditionally with no ulterior motives were His mother ”Strangelove” who he can't remember and Emma his step-sister And Naomi From the wiki.
”Hal's father, having been exiled from Mother Base, returned to America and eventually reunited with Hal. By the time Hal was a teenager, his father had married British native Julie Danziger.[6][7] Danziger had a daughter of her own, named Emma, who adopted the Emmerich surname.[7][8] Hal and Emma oftentimes played "House" together in their childhood.[7]”
”When Hal was a teenager, he was seduced by his stepmother Julie and they had an affair. In 1997, Hal's father, after learning about this, committed suicide by drowning himself in the family pool. He dragged Emma with him, but she managed to survive.[9] Emma expected Hal to come to the rescue, but Hal didn't know it was happening as he was with Julie at the time. Surviving the incident, Emma always claimed to hate her brother because she believed he had abandoned her.[10]”
It doesn't say the exact date when bastard Huey and Bitch Julie got married only that they were married when Hal was a teenager.
But the abuse started when Hal was a teenager.
It could have been as early as 13 years old meaning he could have been emotionally and physically/sexually abused all the way up till 1997 at which point he would have been 17 years old and it says that Hal and Emma grew up together as close siblings adding credence that the abuse started early.
Abusers brainwash their victims into doing whatever they want.
Side note.
I think psychologically Huey saw Julie as a ”replacement” for Strangelove.
Strangelove chose Hal over him, killed her, Julie chose Hal over Huey.
And Huey just snapped again except he didn't have any fancy robotic legs this time to carry out his vengeance against a grown-up person only a cheap wheelchair and could only target the smallest and weakest.
smallest and weakest being a six-year-old girl at the time.
@@FOXCYBORGNINJA wait Huey got raped or Hal. I'm confused as to what you're saying.
Your Death Hal was but I think the op was just trying to state that Huey was just constantly dealt a bad hand and dealt with such misfortunes in the worst ways possible making his actions as a person understandable but whose heartedly unjustified. Like honestly even understanding him I’d say fuck him but I get where he’s coming from
I like how Kaz all of a sudden takes on a British accent, and Snake seems totally convinced that it's Master Miller.
Maybe since the moment Kaz met Solid he talked with a British accent, which is why he doesn't asks questions when Liquid talks like that.
@@AlexandeRSciswoR That would be kinda weird for everyone else that he knew, wouldn't it? If he all of a sudden added a new accent?
@@tedhodge4830 Liquid actually attempts to do an American accent throughout his codec calls until the reveal that he isn’t Kaz, though the accent does slip through every now and them and Snake doesn’t question that one bit.
@@Kaliospectre probably bc radio transmissions aren’t always super clear. Probably though it was just audio disturbance
It is Solid, he is kinda slow
When Kaz said "You're gonna extract him?"
I felt that
He's coming too?
Subject on board, leave the rest to us.
Heh. Alright!
After years of playing mgsv I finally went and played peace walker, hearing him say AWW RIGHT made me smile
Words cannot describe how fucking angry I am that the Metal Gear story doesn't end with Kaz solving all the world's problems with Hamburger.
Metal Gear Solid 1, retroactively, ruined that chance all the way back in 1998. 🤣
In the lore of rising raiden helped solve hunger in Africa by presenting miller’s burger to the department of agriculture
@@my_goals_are_beyond_your_u1136victory at last
Kazuhira “Bring back Quiet, I’ll start a riot” Miller.
Miller is just an epic gamer who doesn't want gross w*men in his home
Through Burger, unity
Unity thru these fluffy buns
Pax Hamburgana
Through dick, Unity.
--Japan
@@zainiikhwan9405 Kaz Hamburgana
The burger thing wasn't a joke. There's a saying among economists- No two countries with McDonald's have ever gone to war.
So like 75% of the series could have been avoided if Miller just focused on making burgers instead of helping perpetuate the war economy?
I would be down for that
I mean he does have a point. Why would countries fight over resources if everyone already has what they want?
Because wants become needs. If everyone has food, it's other resources like land or money that wars go over. Kind of like right now
@@ffnovice7 We're not actually fighting wars over land because it means the Chinese lose McDonald's and we lose the iPhone. "wants become needs" is how greed makes peace(and a lot of less desirable stuff too)
@@austinlove8821 We need a Metal Gear Hamburgana: Strategic Foodworks Operations, starring Master Kazuhira Benedict McDonnell Miller
Using Kazuhira Miller's identity to play everyone like a damn fiddle is such a metaflex on Liquid's part.
Oh shit its you,well.
Man, Venom Snake is the man who suffered the most in the MGS saga: he got blasted and ended up crippled by an explosion, he was a puppy, Quiet left him alone, his friends left him alone, he had to kill most of his soldiers, he didn't kill Skull Face and he died alone after being shot from a killer sent by Big Boss the man he had sworn loyalty to.
Big Boss and Venom wanted Snake dead. They failed
He was a puppy you say?
"It's what he wanted" LoL they play him like a damn fiddle
@@gronndar I say Venom would probably be indifferent and then defensive when Snake comes to kill him, for survival.
Yet he still loyal to Big Boss till his last breath. In the end of PP, he could walk away like BB said but he still choose to follow Big Boss, the only man Venom sworn loyalty to.
"Miller's Maxi Buns."
"Big Boss Burgers."
*"Miller's Maxi Buns."*
*"Big Boss Burgers."*
*"Miller's Maxi Buns!"*
*"Big Boss Burgers!"*
*"Miller's! Maxi! Buns!"*
*"BIG BOSS BURRAGH- ROCKET PUNCH!"*
"Revolver Burger!"
@@MyDmitry1
"Revolver Burger!"
"..."
"..."
"...look, I just-"
"CRIPPLE KICK!"
"ROCKET PUNCH!"
Snaaaaake punch!!
SNEK KIIIIIIIIIIIK!!!!!!
Here is the think he made the chem burger then after leaving diamond dogs he became McDonald Miller so...it McDonald's burgers
kaz is not blind he just has photosensitivity, thats why he always wears the sunglasses
What kind of torture could have done that to his eyesight?
@@Matsuyamachi it was the pazplosion wasn't it?
@@BJ-zf6tq I dont remember if he had the fucked up eyes before being captured...
Always assumed it happened after.
@@Matsuyamachi Deprivation probably.
@@Matsuyamachi He always wore sunglasses, before even meeting Big Boss probably.
And to those who are rushing to the comments to say that he's not blind
Kazuhira "Blindness doesn't mean that a person has total lack of sight, but refers to the many types visual impairments" Miller
@Tha Realest neither did miller
"I'm legally blind !"
"Legally" blind.
Kazuhira admiring boss and being his friend to them becoming "enemies" just does shit to my heart I cannot handle
Big Boss was the one that betrayed him, Kaz would be loyal to him as we saw with Venom. I cant imagine how deppressing it would be to find out that the dream you built with your best buddy, was actually not him. Mustve felt pointless to even make diamond dogs, he was essentially only used
... so that explains their hiring practices.
They were canonically more than friends.
Literally went on a date and fucked in a box during peacewalker. Lmao
@@filipce3 Kaz betrayed him first lol. He manipulated and used Big Boss, the whole time to built MSF and pretend to act he didn't know shit about what was happening in the entire Peace Walker events. I really like Kaz, but he got what was coming to him.
@@danimajunior9507 Not really, as building MSF is also Big Boss's dream in Peace Walker. But it was just a dream, Miller was the one who gave it direction, that can't be considered "betrayal", as it benefited Big Boss and help hip realize his dream.
The most unintentionally funny and charismatic character of the series.
I mean Kaz honestly has ALOT of intentionally funny moments AS a womanizer and jokester in Mother Base when he's talking about his Cheeseburgers! But Kaz is a MASSIVELY cool character and a badass ally in the MGS series!
It’s only the fiddle line that sounds funny
I think its a common mistake to think that Miller became "blind" after his torture in Afghanistan. He wore sunglasses even in Peacewalker, so he always had light sensitivity.
Yes in mgs lore it’s written taht he was born with photosensitivity
It’s the “they do something to your eyes?” line that Snake says
Ah. We finally get to hear you talk about the best hamburger chef in the world.
Miller's Hamburger VS Armstrong's Omlettes
Kazuhira "If his skin is dark, feed him to the shark" Miller
I should be offended, but that was funny. 😅
Kazuhira “don’t pull the trigger, unless he’s a…” you know what forget it haha 😅
@@gandalfstormcrow7943 ninja
Stand name: Fiddler on za Roof
Stand ability: Nanofiddles son.
You mean
Stand Name:Love Deterrence
Ey!
"Do you like my sunglasses" -Master Miller
It's Liquid who says that
@@nonamehours6428 but he was disguised as Miller (?) Just moments before saying that
I rike it
Liquid!
Wasn't expecting Metal Gear, but I'm quite happy to see this. Thank you.
I was slightly expecting it because he did make previous videos
I love how Big Boss is such a badass that even the bandana he's wearing at 1:08 has been made to adhere to the skin of his forehead so you can always tell when his brow is furrowed.
"The LIVING tragedy"
Not for long he isnt
He made it to 59, was saved the decline of old age I guess? And he knew it was coming at one point
@@annadelsiena especially since Revolver Ocelot said he might have to kill him
Kazuhira “mother base is for the master race” Miller
Kazuhira - Peace
Miller - "Boss you killed a child! AMAZING 👏 MISSION COMPLETE, that's why you're the best Boss"
In a way, Kaz got exactly what he wanted. It's just like he said when he met Big Boss that first time. He won't lose. He _did_ win, it just took the same level of sacrifice as his father. Eventually he was a casualty of his sins coming back, but for a good fifteen years Kaz got a happy, peaceful life. Who else gets that long of a break in Metal Gear, even temporary? It wasn't his father's damage that bothered him. It was his failure. He didn't become his father, even though they certainly were similar. He became the version who did what he wanted to do by making those sacrifices. On a scale of Cobain to Bowie, I'd consider him firmly on the Bowie side.
Kazuhira "i never lose, set the burgers loose" miller always wins
Thank you for doing a video on my absolute favorite character from the whole series.
Kaz "Kojima is God" Miller
Kazuhira "the only Black I like is when I turn off the lights" Miller
Good video but Kaz isn't blind, his eyes are sensitive to sun light
Son Taicario Even those who are blind have sensitivity to light
Supes Min okay but Kaz still isn’t blind
Which means he's..._ Blind._
Blindness isn't only a total lack of sight, as there are many kinds of blindness.
K A Z S T I L L H A S H I S V I S I O N T H E M A N C A N S T I L L S E E
Miller was originally part of the JSDF.
Miller fought toe-to-toe against BB prior to Peacewalker as a merc and was involved in guerilla combat.
Miller had a gun assembly competition with BB. Both of them *had* to blindfold themselves.
Miller handles the paperwork and administrative affairs in MB.
Miller served various conventional military bodies in his later years as a instructor and even mentored Solid Snake at one point.
Yup, he's definitely blind.
What? he wasn't blind, his eyes were especially sensitive to light, hence the sunglasses.
Which, in other words, means he's f**ing blind.
Blindness doesn't refer only to a complete lack of sight.
I love Code Talker and Miller because of that whole burger discussion that they had. They are so serious about it and I love how stupid it sounds listening to it.
I never thought it was "StuPiD" AT ALL as it was meant to be comedic and super compelling to have light hearted moments between both characters!
Like they are both so into it and code talker keeps roasting him its so good
Wondered why my nose was itching.
i thought you're already dead 😂
B*TCH! HOW DARE YOU STILL LIVE!
You played us like a damn fiddle!!!
COME BACK PLEASE!!!!!
Oh my God, I watched parks and rec and never realized it was Miller.
McDonnell...McDonald
My god...
!
*gunshot*
The secret is safe, boss.
and the hitmen are those two french guys who look like muppets who got stung by the Pain's hornets
@@demonking86420 wait, they are french ?
@@noubing idfk tbfh
I like how Kaz was born with a name so wholesome and good but he went on to help found the war economy at the expense of his leg, arm and eyes. Goes in to invent hamburger
He didn't invent anything, him and Big Boss were just really good at managing their PMC and that made other people start to copy them. There were already mercenaries in wars before MSF came along
The "War Economy" of the MGS universe was "invented" by JD/The Patriots after the SOP system went online and gave them full real time control of soldiers on the field. And not just PMC soldiers, regular soldiers as well. And by the time this happened both Big Boss and Miller were long dead.
HE didn't "invent hamburger", he just perfected his own brand.
Kaz is truly my favourite character, just because how humane he was. Kaz was disappointed and shattered by tragedy as human. Kaz venged and hated as human. Kaz loved and dreamed as human.
Idk why but I always have a blast when Miller is on screen. Especially in TPP.
Because Kaz is a MASSIVELY cool character and one of the best characters in the series!
Kazuhira "95% of MGS5 is filler" Miller
Lol
Oh yeah, I noticed. Finally getting around to playing 5 and jesus do they love their side ops...
@@ElizabethDucc hope you played it like a damn fiddle
Yeah I finished it, ngl kinda bummed out with how things went.
Good ole Miller had his personality sucked out and put into tapes about hamburgers, Ocelot was watered down but was still best girl, Quiet who I was hoping was a failed prototype of the skulls for an epico revenge plot kinda just leaves and can't be chased because a random Russian hates snakes, and I guess somehow Eli loses his giant robot in the wild and then grows up to be Liquid.
Of course there were things I liked but when you're taking in a story and like... 70% of your characters are disappointing it hurts the overall experience
Never forgetti old Ocelot yelling "bang"
@@ElizabethDucc I was really upset at the quiet thing because I barely took her into the field but realizing I had to just to get her mission made me bring her along as a chore to complete, instead of actually wanting to keep her with me. So it just felt like bullshit when I spend 1 hour with a character and the game tries to pull an emotional goodbye at the end. Horseshit lol
Never knew kaz was so important to the metal gear story I always thought he was never done justice but from this video i am proven wrong, thank you.
Aw man... A visionary robbed of his future. So much of MGSV's story felt like a distant fever dream that I forgot they blinded him. Robbed of his vision literally and metaphorically... Big yikes
But it all fits perfectly with the tragedy of a "visionary losing his future" as Kaz had BIG dreams but it was taken from him due to unfortunate circumstances.
Kazuhira "touch my back, violate the NAP" Miller
CHEMICAL BURGER BEST BURGER
8:34 "so the XOF organization was created" i love this video but actually thats not true, Major Zero first created them during the Virtuous Mission and Operation Snake Eater as a support unit but they were later repurposed by Skullface (who i believe was an OG member and at Tselinoyarsk with Naked Snake)
XOF did the supply of tranq ammo
XOF did the supply of tranq ammo
We thought this was gonna be a vid about Mirio or Ghiaccio...
*YOU PLAYED US LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE !!!!!*
We truly suffer like g did
Kaz was a nice dude, and its sad because all the tragedy he went through damaged him.
Kazuhira wasn't blind, his eyes were damaged, so it made him light sensitive. But he still could see
The name "Outer Heaven" isn't ironic at all. It's supposed to mean something outside the actual heaven. It was first (chronologically) coined in MGS:PO, when Snake said he didn't want to be a part of Gene's Army's Heaven.
I didn't expect all the Kazuhira "(insert joke name)" Miller puns 😂😂 another great Meti video, a MGS video as well? I'm loving today 😄
Kaz is one of my favorite characters in any piece of fiction thank you for this
That's why he's my favorite character in MGS
My head cannon is that when Liquid killed Miller he took the glasses specifically as a way to sort of spit on his grave, Kaz’s glasses hiding his sight and Liquid basically taking the eyes of a dead man
I will forever hate Liquid Snake...
He looks like a person who thinks he is school but he isn't
same, he killed me like a damn fiddle!!
One of my favorite metal gear characters, glad you did this video!
Metal Gear videos, really kept me waiting Meti.
I didn't really like Miller, honestly, but this video made me appreciate him a lot more so thank you for taking the time to make this. This is a well done video :)
METAL GEAR VIDEOOOOOS. THANK YOU DO MORE
>Be Kaz
>be second in command to the best soldier of all time
>we're building our dream army without borders
>shit happens
>they destroy it
>we built it, damnit
>lose best friend
>best friend is in a coma
>fuck
>build a new personal army, prepping it for him to take command when he wakes up
>do it even without an arm and a leg
>get captured
>friend rescues me
>can barely contain my happiness
>he's acting weird but I'm just glad to have him back
>we work together to get our revenge
>we have disagreements, but as a team we're unstoppable
>ocelot tells me he's just a body double
>real bb abandoned me years ago
>I'm just a pawn to his new plan
>lost my best friend again
>body double is an old MSF bro and is in general a better guy than old best friend, becomes new best friend
>still loyal to BB but that's fine as long as we keep our dream
>we keep building it
>eventually the real BB merges my PMC with his Outer Haven thing, puts Venom in charge
>I don't wanna be used by him and I'm old anyway, retire to Alaska to marry a qt
>get a job at ex-best friends' special ops unit
>the pay is great
>eventually ex-best friends' becomes the commander but fuck it I don't care
>get to train one of ex-best friends' clones, finally get chance to get back at him and specially ocelot
>give him the best training I can so this kid's a real pain in the ass to beat
>reminds me of ex-best friends' wonder years, hope this David kid doesn't turn out like that
>he gets his first mission
>pack him lunch and everything
>won't tell me what it is but that's fine, have fun dear
>come back
>tells me he killed big boss, the foxhound commander
>oh well, I didn't wish him to die but he abandoned me so what the hell
>later hear it was the body double, my best friend, who died in his stead
>fucker used him as a decoy
>and assisted this David kid all the way
>I lost my best friend...again
YES! ANOTHER MGS VIDEO, I LOVE YOU, METI!
I just realised this, I'm so dumb. The big boss parts of the game are where most the betrayal happens, organisations turning on them selfs. While the solid snake parts aren't.
Such a good tale, and despite dying set up Solid Snake to eventually end it all.
What a good character.
Wow. Perfect timing! I'm literally getting into Metal Gear atm
I love these kinds of videos
“Mankind will come together, reunited between these fluffy buns”.
-Kaz “The Legend”
great video, always happy to see more Kaz content, but two things; Kaz isn't blind and he didn't lose his limbs during XOF's attack on Mother Base, the latter being either when his team was ambushed by the Skulls or during his torture
Scrolled down looking for this comment; thanks.
Great video! I love metal gear since I was a child and watching this video made me suscribe and look forward to all your metal gear videos! Nice job!!
Great vid dude.
Kazuhira "Motherbase for the Master Race." Miller
Kaz’s voice actor Robin Atkin Downes does such a great job that I never really paid attention to the character, idk he just always felt like the narrator
My favorite mgs character! Thanks for the recap! I know so much more now!
Never knew you played metal gear! Please do more!
Miller was always a great character. From an agent of Cypher to a mentor to Solid Snake. He was always interesting. Even when I first saw him in the first MGS (even though it isn't actually him). I was happy to see him in Metal Gear 2 when I played Solid 3 HD. He was one of the OG characters.
i always need more metal gear in my life
Great vid
I salute this man for his dedication in everything he does. Even after losing his arm and his leg, he still fought for peace.
*Extracts the most skilled soldier of all time*
“You gunna extract him?”
The more i got into the lore of metal gear solid.
The more i need the life action movie to fully follow the story of the games.
I cant wait
More metal gear please this is great
Amazing video!!!!
Kaz is one of my favorite characters I’m MGS. Such a sad but incredible part of Metal Gear Lore.
Out of this whole video, I think the biggest twist was finding out that Miller created McDonald's
another week for Beauty of Ghiaccio guys and I bet it will be awesome
Love this :3 thanks
When Kaz was put into Peace Walker, I initially thought this was a pointless prequel insert, similar to Campbell in Portable Ops. It lead me to constantly question and trying to reconcile how it's supposed to make sense leading up to MG2 and MGS. Gotta say, developed a whole new appreciation. Bravo!
Shorty "Give me a furry and I'll cook it like curry" Shorty
Yesssssss more Metal Gear videos please.
Kaz did find happiness and defeated Big Boss despite everything. He's clearly very cheerful and optimistic in Metal Gear 2 and Liquid's impersonation is as such. He became a father to Solid Snake, and Snake loved him so much. Beating Big Boss in another area he failed.
And Kaz and Solid lived together in Alaska. With their dogs and his daughter. That's peace. Big Boss and Ocelot died defeated and miserable. Kaz won and got everything he wanted.
I Have So much respect for Master Miller. i salute you
I would have loved some game from the time when Kaz was training Solid Snake to become the next.. Well, Snake.
Can you just do a video series connecting every single part of the MGS franchise with eachother? I swear, I've learned more in this and your Solidus video than I've ever learned growing up playing the games myself!
Btw, XOF was formed when FOX was formed, they were meant to be a clean up crew. Then Skull Face took control and used it for his own purpose. Also he did know Venom Snake back when he was the Medic, but only found out he was said Medic after he was told of it
great video
I still feel bad for Venom, he was just a tool for everyone, as soon as Miller realised, he didnt even want to be around Venom anymore, granted by that time, Venom already learned he lost his old life, but still, Venoms identity and persona was created to eventually die at the hands of the man he saved
I think its nice that he wanted to bring peace and that he was able too in the end by defeating big boss in the end through is pupil, at least he did bring peace by taking down those who led him astray its like he took those that were bad along with him which in my opinion is true strength.
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