@@St4r_Z0mb13you got it man im also currently going through hell in life and i come to these madtv skits to bring me some sort of happiness. Whatever u got going on i hope it gets better
My mom and i used to always watch 30 Minute Meals and when they started doing this sketch on MAD it became one of our faves. Thanks so much for uploading it 😊
The first meal I feel so bad for her, the second one - I am like, how does the actress keep herself from laughing? I would have been fired for not keeping a straight face.
My favorites: "Do we have a nutcracker? How about some ice?" "WILL YOU STOP THAT CLOCK WHILE I LOOK FOR MY FINGER?!" "You know, it's a... it's really difficult to open mayonnaise... when your fingers are covered in your own blood, and your... and your head is filled with the endless ticking of a stupid sound EFFECT!"
It is epic when she goes "STOP THAT CLOCK WHILE I LOOK FOR MY FINGER!!!!" and when she imitates the ticking sound "TIC TAC, TIC TAC...!" whith such a expression in the face JAJAJAJA
“We’ll just let the ice cream cool down a little bit!” “The hot dogs are frozen and the grill is hot! It just doesn’t make any sense!” “Anybody have a can opener? Anybody? Nobody?”
"Okay, we gotta get ready for the show! Did you crush the walnuts?" "Hell no!" "Good! And how's the ice cream?" "Frozen solid, sir!" "Perfect! I hope you didn't forget the ice!" "Silly me, I tooootally forgot!" "Great! How about the ticking?" "Set to max volume, sir!" "Now this is going to be entertaining."
@@ratinacage9306 "Th...these are the walnuts? *Sniff!* Those are not crushed walnuts! Theyre in the shell, I have 3 minutes to do this *SOB!* and I dont have time to crush the walnuts!!" "Please, bitch! It took you less than 3 minutes to fuck our pool boy while I was driving our son home from soccer practice! NOW CRUSH THOSE WALNUTS LIKE YOU CRUSHED THESE NUTS!!"
"Those are not crushed walnuts. They are in the shell- I have three minutes to do this, and I can't crush the walnuts......." Best. MadTV. Scetch. Evah.
The in-universe Food Network employees must've observed old episodes of _Paul Timberman's Workshop_ and must've made _3 Minute Meal_ interstitials to make Wendy Walker rush every recipe and injure herself in the process 😮
@@JasonDelarosa2000Paul Timberman was funny because he kept his composure throughout. John Madden was funny because he was unsympathetic. I've never seen the humor in the 3-Minute Meal skits because the poor woman is trying her best and things go wrong for her at evey turn.
How to make a Banana Split. Step 1: Realize your Ice Cream is a chunk of ice. Step 2: Struggle to crack it. Step 3: Microwave it. Step 4: Peel your rotten bananas. Step 5: Spill hot Ice Cream on your arm. Step 6: Look for Ice. Step 7: Squeeze some chocolate syrup. Step 8: Add more rotten bananas. Step 9: Add your now cooled melted Ice Cream. Step 10: Get your uncracked peanuts. Step 11: Hit it with a nutcracker and whipped cream. Step 12: Chip a tooth breaking one. Step 13: Slice your finger opening one. Step 14: Find your finger. Step 15: Add the uncracked peanuts. Step 16: Add whipped cream. Step 17: Add your finger.
It's been 10 years since I've seen this and the "WILL YOU STOP THE CLOCK WHILE I LOOK FOR MY FINNGGEERRRR???!!!!!" still made me laugh til I cried
Sadistic sense of humor
Sadistic af@@johncheetham4607
"Do we have any water? How about some ICE?!!" XD!
I've NEVER laughed so hard at the sound of a ticking clock😂😂😂
Sadistic sense of humor
I was an intern at a newspaper, and cranking out each issue was almost like this.
What year 1956?
Found the newsie
There are days like this! You push along but at some point you eventually break down, I love her positive attitude, she’s hilarious
F me this is so real, --not long til I kill myself--
What happens when your whole life is like this?
@@St4r_Z0mb13you got it man im also currently going through hell in life and i come to these madtv skits to bring me some sort of happiness. Whatever u got going on i hope it gets better
"just stop that ticking
----- JUST STOP THAT TICKING!!!! " 🤣🤣🤣😂🤣
I'm on her side. That clock makes me think the room's gonna fill with poison gas in three minutes.
Damn in 30 seconds her frozen icecream turned into burning hot cream. One hell of a microwave
Crista Flanagan must be rich af.
Why, it's almost as if the producers replaced her residential-grade microwave with some kind of industrial incinerator for a cruel joke! :D
Yup. Now we figured out they love torturing her.
Try it at home using your own microwave. 30 seconds would be more than enough to make the ice cream turn to soup.
@@ABCEasyas-- Soup hot enough to scald? Press X to doubt.
I love that there were some perfectly ripe bananas on the shelf the whole time haha
No matter how many times I want this I am always in tears LOL
My mom and i used to always watch 30 Minute Meals and when they started doing this sketch on MAD it became one of our faves. Thanks so much for uploading it 😊
The first meal I feel so bad for her, the second one - I am like, how does the actress keep herself from laughing? I would have been fired for not keeping a straight face.
😂
I think some of the crying sounds might have been her letting out some laughter, but disguising it
3:47 *WILL YOU STOP THE CLOCK WHILE I LOOK FOR MY FINGER?!*
7:48 Just stop that ticking. *JUST STOP THAT TICKING!!!*
LMAO
My favorites:
"Do we have a nutcracker? How about some ice?"
"WILL YOU STOP THAT CLOCK WHILE I LOOK FOR MY FINGER?!"
"You know, it's a... it's really difficult to open mayonnaise... when your fingers are covered in your own blood, and your... and your head is filled with the endless ticking of a stupid sound EFFECT!"
Just stop that ticking!
*JUST STOP THAT TICKING!*
Crista Flanagan would be PERFECT for a murder movie series!
I was dying! 🤣
"Dirty bloody tuna" the British cuisine.
It is epic when she goes "STOP THAT CLOCK WHILE I LOOK FOR MY FINGER!!!!" and when she imitates the ticking sound "TIC TAC, TIC TAC...!" whith such a expression in the face JAJAJAJA
norgodian.
Imitation is the sexiest form of flattery
I SWEAR THIS ALMOST GAVE ME A HERAT ATTACK FROM LAUGHING SO HARD😅😂
Sadistic sense of humor
Man, don't know why but something that's simultaneously funny and stressful makes good comedy.
No shit.
When she hit her head that took me over the top....that's something I've done while cooking...think it was an open cupboard door 😆
I wish they'd made more of these skits because they're absolutely hilarious! 😂😂😂
Bobby's laugh is so unique and stand out that u could identify him right away lol
“We’ll just let the ice cream cool down a little bit!”
“The hot dogs are frozen and the grill is hot! It just doesn’t make any sense!”
“Anybody have a can opener? Anybody? Nobody?”
The producers truly gave this lovely home cook a tough time.
Gosh I feel so sorry for Wendy and yet I am convulsed with laughter....😢😂😢😂
I can't explain what is so funny about this, but it makes me laugh so hard that I hurt... Thank you, turtle1567, for uploading!
+Centrist Transman All comedy is derived from misery...
@@xendurian8217 Misery is comedy.
Crista is really good at playing characters that elicit sympathy. Another great one is Luanne Lockheart, the stand up comedian she does.
Schadenfreude
I feel so bad for her! :(
Me too! BABE!!!
As a kid, I felt terrible for her.😅
I know this is not real, but I always feel so sorry for that lady!
WE'RE GONNA USE THIS SOUND EFFECT
My life feels like this every day. I hear it. The tic tic ticking…
I always found this skit brilliant! Wendy deserves a comeback
Crista Flanagan was among the best cast members MadTV ever had.
❣
@@marissasue319 ❤️
Considering they had like 3 good ones then sure. She was among them.
MadTV had a HUGE cast of amazing people. Quit trolling.
@@ghostchick5275 I assume you’re talking to the dude who said there were only 3 good ones? Because I agree. They had tons of them.
I miss this show :(
"It burns! The ice cream burns!!"
What cracked me up the most in the first skit was that she had 2 perfectly good bananas on the counter 😂😂😂
"Okay, we gotta get ready for the show! Did you crush the walnuts?"
"Hell no!"
"Good! And how's the ice cream?"
"Frozen solid, sir!"
"Perfect! I hope you didn't forget the ice!"
"Silly me, I tooootally forgot!"
"Great! How about the ticking?"
"Set to max volume, sir!"
"Now this is going to be entertaining."
Cruel.
"Did you forget the ice?"
"No sir, I remembered not to bring it."
@@ratinacage9306
"Th...these are the walnuts? *Sniff!* Those are not crushed walnuts! Theyre in the shell, I have 3 minutes to do this *SOB!* and I dont have time to crush the walnuts!!"
"Please, bitch! It took you less than 3 minutes to fuck our pool boy while I was driving our son home from soccer practice! NOW CRUSH THOSE WALNUTS LIKE YOU CRUSHED THESE NUTS!!"
Watching on Valentine's Day 2024 ! 😂😂
"Those are not crushed walnuts. They are in the shell- I have three minutes to do this, and I can't crush the walnuts......."
Best. MadTV. Scetch. Evah.
strangley, ive shown this to a few freinds & they barely cracka smile. .to me, almost every line has me cracking up
I feel bad for christa always being the but of the jokes, but she always did it so well
longest 3 mins of her life
Destroys me every time I watch it..😁😂😆
I love Bobbys laugh in the background. Live sketches are awesome!
One of the best skits from madtv, love it 😂
These 3 minute meals kill me Lmao. She always ends up bleeding
Her favorite words are "Stop" and "OK".
The in-universe Food Network employees must've observed old episodes of _Paul Timberman's Workshop_ and must've made _3 Minute Meal_ interstitials to make Wendy Walker rush every recipe and injure herself in the process 😮
The tuna melt one is the funniest!
The humor is legendary!
Will you STOP the clock while I look for my finger? HA HA
Flanagan's "Eat Less, Move More" bit is twice as funny.
lmaooo OMG I love it!!! I love the cheery tone no matter what's happening! lmaaaaaooooo
There's no ice! ICE!!!
she definitely sold the pain a true professional every time i saw the wendy walker sketches i felt so bad for her.
They had a lot of skits over the years with this exact premise. People getting horribly injured on tv shows.
So this was a female Paul Timberman, but more emotionally stressed?
@@JasonDelarosa2000Paul Timberman was funny because he kept his composure throughout. John Madden was funny because he was unsympathetic. I've never seen the humor in the 3-Minute Meal skits because the poor woman is trying her best and things go wrong for her at evey turn.
Oh I felt so bad for her. I feel so guilty laughing! lol
They need to bring this show Back imo
Agreed, Fox late night can't be complete without it.
No to many sjw , would freak out
From frozen solid to boiling hot in 30 seconds?
Goddaym, that's a good microwave!
This is Epic! I spit my tea 2 times on the monitor while watching this xD
A little overriped bananas 😂
You're missing one sketch but thanks for these.
Nice! but they're in the wrong order though, the first one was after the second one. So it's the other way around.
I miss this show soooo much!
easily may all time favorite skits
It’s her wheezing for me🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I was in stitches from start to finish 😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Mad TV was a million times better than SNL. Always was, always will be.
lol, 3 sketches in one!! Oh, and congragulations on earning almost 292,800 worldwide views!!
Mad TV is brilliant and timeless I laughed so hard...
“Is someone looking for ice??” … “How bout some ice??” ..
Fine we’re just gonna have tuna and bread
@ 9:44 - 9:52 😂🤣😂🤣😂
that lil jump at the end 😁
Boy, they just had it out for her, didn't they? Rachel Ray would NOT approve. LAWL!!
We need Crista Flanagan on Rachael Ray to make a three-minute meal; yelling and cussing included - like on _MADtv_
After seeing this I actually want a hot ice cream soup with walnut shells, rotten dirty bananas and a bloody fingertip on top.
I like this actress.
I'm in love with her...
If you like this, look up “Cooking for one” on MadTV
This is hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂
Might as well call this show, ' Three minute sadistic meal.'
Ive never laughed so hard in my life🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 in 2023
I love that fact that a banana spilt can really be made in 3 minutes…but not here😂
This was fantastic acting 😂😂
this is exactly how working fast food feels
MAD TV was way better than SNL.
It's like they were just trying to piss her off XD
Yep. Food Network is something for people to look at until they cut the roof over their trailers or houses and crane their fat asses out of them.
Is someone looking for ice? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
these are so funny, crista is great!!!
and gorgeous
As someone who bumps his head ALL THE F*CKING TIME, I lost it when she bumped her head....
hahahahahahahaha!!!! I love the "tic-tac"
Mhm. Tic-tac, tic-tac, tic-ta--
I don't think you can put two pieces together and call it a compilation.
InvictuZ indeed
This was before they finally made the third sketch; which was a Michigan/Ohio State college football-themed tailgate disaster.
I would gladly wait four minutes for the three minute meal prepared by Wendy Walker, anytime. I love you, CF
This is probably one of the funniest characters she has ever played
6:32 when she throws the drawer I lost it. I’ve had that urge.
noticed how its a 3min meal in almost 5mins lol, just noticed
is someone looking for ice? 🤣
Hot ice cream soup with walnut shells, rotten dirty bananas and a bloody fingertip: The Breakfast of Champions!
I’m just saying, 30 seconds in a microwave is a long time to soften up some ice cream. 😂
dirty bloody tuna HAHAHAHAa
This gal is hysterical 😂😂
How to make a Banana Split.
Step 1: Realize your Ice Cream is a chunk of ice.
Step 2: Struggle to crack it.
Step 3: Microwave it.
Step 4: Peel your rotten bananas.
Step 5: Spill hot Ice Cream on your arm.
Step 6: Look for Ice.
Step 7: Squeeze some chocolate syrup.
Step 8: Add more rotten bananas.
Step 9: Add your now cooled melted Ice Cream.
Step 10: Get your uncracked peanuts.
Step 11: Hit it with a nutcracker and whipped cream.
Step 12: Chip a tooth breaking one.
Step 13: Slice your finger opening one.
Step 14: Find your finger.
Step 15: Add the uncracked peanuts.
Step 16: Add whipped cream.
Step 17: Add your finger.
I told you guys this was a four minute meal so I wouldn't have to rush!
One of the funniest sketches on mad TV BUT JUST STOP THAT TICKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm dyin 😂😂😂😂😂
"JUST STOP THE TICKING!!!!!"
lmfao!!