Watch this sketch. Hilarious, will make things very easy again. After all we alone choose how to look at things, th-cam.com/video/wNX5dSmNrtg/w-d-xo.html
And it's only going to get worse,ladies. With the rise of MGTOW and metoo,plus pathologizing masculinity,divorce rape,and feminism, more and more bitter aging cat ladies will be alone,broke,and angry. Enjoy that equality.
“I like to buy myself a single, red rose... and I don’t think that’s sad.” Oooof, that delivery though. Instead of laughing, that just created a lump in my throat. 😔😔😔
@@WitheringZealot holy crap dude the bitterness and/or sexual frustration coming off of you is palpable. Marriage isn't my thing but it's fine if a guy/girl wants that.
"you could die tonight and no one would find ya for a week...not that they'd look." wow. that is precisely the same thought i have almost every single day. good, very good madtv. but not funny when it's so on the nose. :(
I'm a nurse so if I don't show up for work...I give them 3 days...lol. It's good to create habits with reliable/dependable people in your life. i.e: calling a family member or friend once a week. Visiting/speaking to your neighbors. Just running errands. If people don't see you they will look into your absence. Also hobbies, exercise, pets, plants DO help especially if you are kinda like myself. I do not enjoy crowds as I used to, so I can be a recluse of sorts, outside of work and family obligations. BUT when I'm taking regular walks in the park or going to the gym...that allows me to interact with people on a micro scale for short periods of time. There have been studies to show that loneliness is a leading cause of mental illness....ijs...I fight it everyday.
i love MADtv and this one is one their so cruelly sad skits i'd say! she is incredible in this tough role and gave a great performance! some of the best actors EVER appeared on this truly memorable tv show but apparently all of them are still going underrated compared to so many less talented or no talent at all 'stars' we know in Hollywood or anywhere!
I both laughed and teared up at this knowing this is me. Especially the grocery store part...ugh, it sucks seeing all the happy couples and families with their little kids I know I'll never be blessed with.
Exactly. This/her performance could be used as an empathy-test for humans. I passed this test because i actually felt shocked and tears were coming up.
So THIS is where I first picked up the phrase, "and I don't think that's sad". I quoted this yesterday when I accidentally wore all black for V-Day and was telling a coworker that I must be "mourning my non-existent love life" lmao
Life is difficult to do it alone when you look at your age group or peers that are coupled off and married and dating and whatever else under the sun 🌞 but you do...you do . All I can say . I’m near 34 and never held a hand 🤚. 😔
I remember back in the day when Mad TV was my laughter drug the way SNL is for my fellow laughter addicts but I luv both just in different ways just as long as I can laugh!😂😂😂
Hahahhahaha!. I love her. She is so talented. I watch Mom, and I was happy to see her again. King of Queen's as well. The Dog walker, walking the father in law. I still watch that show. LOL
I was watching this for ideas on a Thanksgiving meal for one. My cats ended up watching me eating the stuffing out of the box when i realized it was actually croutons and a packet of soup mix which are edible individually.
Ken Alexandre Meridi feminism is a joke. Women ACT like its cool...then 37 years old is here before you know it...youve wasted your life and are out of shape and alone....begging god to take you..since you dont have the guts to end it yourself. Its a bad time in history to be anybody
"The world is a lonely place because people are afraid of who they are when no one is around and afraid that no one will love that version of themselves."
"No one has seen me in my underwear in five year"
*audience laughs*
"SHUT UP!"
20 years for me.
@@nelzelpher2088 No one has seen me naked since I was my uncles when I was 9....they found me in the shed crying.
@@nelzelpher2088 hi
@@henryst19 Hello there!
I don't wear any girls! 😁
She makes it much more authentic with her voice breaks, and her eye twitches. Lol
Agree...it’s actually phenomenal acting.
She's so hot... I'd be her boyfriend -- or even HUSBAND!!!
Yea other than the fact it would not be difficult for her to get a date. She's pretty cute
Maybe she spoke from heart?
Watching this gets harder as time passes...
He means Is Getting Real
Watch this sketch. Hilarious, will make things very easy again. After all we alone choose how to look at things, th-cam.com/video/wNX5dSmNrtg/w-d-xo.html
Biological clock ticking
I've embraced it, there are plenty of things to enjoy in live
Only desperate people with no passion or hobbies relate to this video.
i did this for a monologue in my drama class...my teacher laughed so hard and told me he would never forget it for as long as he lives.
Hahahaha!!! I BET!!!
8 years later, still doing theater? 👍🏻
so? and now?
I'm imagining that your name is L. Rimming. (it feels right)
Daniela Dundel: I deleted it.
This one hit way too close to home
antiyoss
Some men are, others not so much.
...Cue any number of gender stereotypes from both genders here...
Plot twist: I don't have a home
We're not all like that I'm still alone and felt this skit was spot on
It's too close to home and it's too near the bone.
@@kassandramd Lol.
She's a genius actor. So charming in her nuttiness too!
Mhm. She is one HOT actress.
@@JasonDelarosa2000 you should see her in King of Queens
"so hard to concentrate over the sound of my biological clock ticking"
omfg roflmao. I love Nicole hahahahahaha
As a kid this was so funny, now at 30 this is giving me a panic attack lol
"Don't know how many times I can hit the snooze button on that sucker! "
I can't tell you how many times I've told myself this.
don't insult God
I'm 33 and I love my biological clock ticking. It should hurry up and run out. I fucking hate kids.
“My sister’s a 400 pound hunchback and she found a husband!” 😂
Bethany O'Neal ❤💯💜💯💙💯❤💯 😭
2/14/19
A midget found another midget.
Where do i sign 7up
@@cupcakes7015 the fuck?!
@@jltaco85 she died at this date.
It's all too real.
"A midget found another midget!" Lmao!!! So true.
My chest started hurting! LOL
And it's only going to get worse,ladies. With the rise of MGTOW and metoo,plus pathologizing masculinity,divorce rape,and feminism, more and more bitter aging cat ladies will be alone,broke,and angry. Enjoy that equality.
@@erlycuyler yikes
Well we’d rather die alone than be married to a rapist, erly
this skit is both genius and sad
Thats what the best comedy is ... funny, but thoughtful and also tragical .. =)
yeah sad for american women who will end up just like this
It's only sad for people who think they need a relationship to make them happy.
Sad when we're old and single.
@@hosendalikento370 you're missing the point. I guess when you lack substance, you tend to miss a lot of things
Acting and comedic genius. Nicole was one of a kind, a class by herself.
And still hot!
Was? What happened to her?
@@assassinaria ...Nicole retired from show business.
WAS??? SHES NOT DEAD
@@assassinaria SHES ALIVE AND WELL
MadTV had the funniest women comics ever I think (the men were all great too).
Yes Debra Wilson Nicole sullivan stephanie weir mo collins alex borstrain nicole parker and also mary sheer
Also Crista Flanagan Danielle Gaither Arden Myrin and Gillian Vigman 😁
Mariska Fun Crista Flanagan too
@@mechwarrior13 don't muddy the waters.
They'd get the who cast from SNL fired if they were still on.
“I like to buy myself a single, red rose... and I don’t think that’s sad.” Oooof, that delivery though. Instead of laughing, that just created a lump in my throat. 😔😔😔
I felt that. Hit me right in the feels. Comedic or not.
Another year, revisiting this…
Nicole Sullivan = pure talent .
jankaant not so much in blackish though.
i remember when she played Holly on The King of Queens and played Shego on Kim Possible.
Why did she not blow up she have the talent and looks she should have been in big projects since 2000.
And sexiness
@@JasonDelarosa2000 oh yeah !
"Let's hope the paramedic is cute." I felt that 😅
I laughed so hard. But I was also scared about how much I could relate to this.
Not making us men look good. Just go date a stripper or something marriage ain't worth it or bf f2f
Marcus Bryan quiet you
@@WitheringZealot holy crap dude the bitterness and/or sexual frustration coming off of you is palpable. Marriage isn't my thing but it's fine if a guy/girl wants that.
Hi Daniel!!!
haha fml right? 😭😂
The acting is so good she makes this look more depressing than funny.
MadTV is very underrated and the cast had some amazing actors and actresses. Nicole, Stephnie, Debra and Will were some of the best.
"Who needs a lover when you've got all this?!" LMFAO
She should try Lowered Expectations! Mad TV fans will get it.
The "cinnamon challenge" ancestor at 3:07 even before it became mainstream.
90's nicole sullivan = goddess
novadeus777 A lot of the women of Mad TV were pretty funny actresses to compliment the talented male actors lol
Decadent Gamer i found the early to mid seasons to be the best. a lot of talent!
Agreed :)novadeus777
novadeus777 Liiiterallly! Another madtv classic with Nicole and Michael aka Stuart.
Liiiiiterallly!
such a great actor as well as a truly beautiful and sexy face and presence!
i'd love to see her in serious roles too!
I shouldn't be laughing because this is my realistic Valentine's Day lol
i want to hug her
Been rewatching this for years. I used to find this funny. Now it's just uncomfortably relatable.
DID YOU GET PREGANT MULTIPLE TIMES AND NOW REGRET TYPING THAT?
yeah because you picked the wrong fuckin dudes
Lmao, couldn't stop laughing when she yells "Shut up!"
Thank you for recommending this video to me every Valentine's day, TH-cam. Really appreciate it.
"And I don't think that's sad..."
“The midget found another midget!” Omg hahaha
The struggle is real. 😔
i've been thinking of buying a whole cake for myself on my birthday, then this showed up on my recommended list.
Keep in mind comedy comes from negative situations
@@kangaroofuno you know that's so very true!
Just buy a few cupcakes.
"Giggling and holding hands... talking in French..."
Haha, I love that, especially how she sounds angry when she says the last part.
she's too adorable to be single. 😂
And attractive ❤
Madtv brutally honest
Nicole Sullivan is AMAZING. I love her.
When she was on scrubs, I almost cried during several of her emotional episodes.
She was pretty good on King of Queens.
She is utterly brilliant! Loved it.
I dont know why anyone would want to dump her.. 😂😂😂😂 her voice is enough to make me stay
This sketch is now more relevant today then ever. Funny but incredibly sad.
She's so adorable!
Aww, I feel so sad for her! ♥️
"SHUT UP"!!! lol
Watching this once again on Valentine's Day
This hurts. I just want to cuddle her. What? It's just a sketch? Ah.
I love her smile
It's Shego from Kim Possible!
Holy crap youre right! I loved that show
Lmaoooo
I'm looking for actual recipes for when I study abroad, something tells me this is a comedy show🤔
it's MadTV
Mohammed Al-Mulla I'm always studying a broad!
do you think so? you need to study very hard while abroad if you're not joking?
J. Michael Nolan I'll do my best 🙂
Mohammed Al-Mulla
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I love how this was recommended to me on valentine's day
"you could die tonight and no one would find ya for a week...not that they'd look." wow. that is precisely the same thought i have almost every single day. good, very good madtv. but not funny when it's so on the nose. :(
Shy Sweet Yeah...I know...
I'm a nurse so if I don't show up for work...I give them 3 days...lol. It's good to create habits with reliable/dependable people in your life. i.e: calling a family member or friend once a week. Visiting/speaking to your neighbors. Just running errands. If people don't see you they will look into your absence. Also hobbies, exercise, pets, plants DO help especially if you are kinda like myself. I do not enjoy crowds as I used to, so I can be a recluse of sorts, outside of work and family obligations. BUT when I'm taking regular walks in the park or going to the gym...that allows me to interact with people on a micro scale for short periods of time. There have been studies to show that loneliness is a leading cause of mental illness....ijs...I fight it everyday.
What's worse than fishing for compliments by being passive aggressively self deprecating on TH-cam comments.
@@Thornspyre81 Hitler is pretty bad.
The landlord will find you before anyone else. Time to get that $$$ 🍯
i love MADtv and this one is one their so cruelly sad skits i'd say!
she is incredible in this tough role and gave a great performance!
some of the best actors EVER appeared on this truly memorable tv show but apparently all of them are still going underrated compared to so many less talented or no talent at all 'stars' we know in Hollywood or anywhere!
I wish she had done more after MAd tv......this woman is so talented!
I used to watch this and laugh back in the day. Years later, this just hurts tbh.
She's so funny. I love this. I'm single, alone, and find a certain beauty in this skit.
"Let's just hope the paramed's cute", lol. Now I know where to call if I need a quick fix of being touched.
Happy hearts day! 😢😭
I both laughed and teared up at this knowing this is me. Especially the grocery store part...ugh, it sucks seeing all the happy couples and families with their little kids I know I'll never be blessed with.
Have things changed in the last 5 years?
Just watching without reading the comments, you can forget its supposed to be a conedy sketch. This was heart wrenching to watch
Exactly. This/her performance could be used as an empathy-test for humans. I passed this test because i actually felt shocked and tears were coming up.
madtv was the reason I enjoyed comedy and wanted to do something like this then it was over, wish I stuck by what I loved.
Choke on the brownie dust. HAHAHAHA
And no one would find you for a week 😂😢 not that they'd look 😂😢
This was funny, until I realized I was 50... and still alone...
I love the skit and actress
Just...
...th-this, this hit a lit-little too close, for home 😭
She's really a lovely actress. Beutiful and talented :)
And really hot
Story of my life. :/
no surprise here.
Peter! Just great!
well if you are the same person in your picture, then it all makes sense and you know it too!
teppolundgren There's a special place in hell for someone like you.
icysparks162411 Seriously. Some people make me sick.
Somehow she reminds me a lot of the late Brittany Murphy
Eyes.
Norwpup yes I was just thinking that :( I miss her so much
It freaked me out because I thought she was Chloe Moretz for a moment.
i was looking for this comment lol
Nice point
Life hack: at least make the brownie into batter. It’s delicious
Being ALONE and SINGLE SUCKS!!!
I just love Nicole she's sooo funny!
She kinda looks like what Chloe Moretz might look like when Chloe gets older.
are you fucking high? Nicole is way better looking.
@@xGaLoSx I think their both fine in different ways. Chloe has some great DSLs
@@aneurysm341 D...S...L...?
So THIS is where I first picked up the phrase, "and I don't think that's sad". I quoted this yesterday when I accidentally wore all black for V-Day and was telling a coworker that I must be "mourning my non-existent love life" lmao
attention seeker much???
@@againstthepods4316 And bitch who are you? Mind your business
Life is difficult to do it alone when you look at your age group or peers that are coupled off and married and dating and whatever else under the sun 🌞 but you do...you do . All I can say . I’m near 34 and never held a hand 🤚. 😔
Aww, I feel so bad for her :(
this skit only gets more relatable as you age
"I saw two midgets at the mall! The midget found another midget!" 😆
"If I won't love me, who will?" Me, I will. ^_^
I'm 34 and single, and am OK with it. Even when single, I LOVE Valentine's Day!
Damn, Timothy! Back at it again with the dehydration!
+Chicken Permission no idea what that means, but ok
you never heard of that vine "damn daniel"?
wtf, timothy?
+Chicken Permission no, because I have a life and don't pay attention to, what sounds like, a dumb viral vid thing.
Looking at a viral video doesn't mean that you don't have a life, try again.
Nicole, Mo, and Stephnie are hilarious ! Love these women : )
I remember back in the day when Mad TV was my laughter drug the way SNL is for my fellow laughter addicts but I luv both just in different ways just as long as I can laugh!😂😂😂
Hahahhahaha!. I love her. She is so talented. I watch Mom, and I was happy to see her again. King of Queen's as well. The Dog walker, walking the father in law. I still watch that show. LOL
OMG, I love this girl!! Hahaha!!
She's great for sure
She is talented and funny
That powerful "SHUT UP" was a big fat mood.
😂Wait. I did not know people were so sad being single. I’m single and I am actually very happy. Thank God
So f-ing funny...cuz it's true!
Man this is the 10 time I see this video still too real and sad but funny as hell
I watch this video every Valentine's Day lol
Watching this again in 2022
My all time favorite female comedian ❤ she is amazing
I love her xD
Being alone and eating alone isn't necessarily a terrible thing. Sometimes it even makes the food taste better.
It's that time of year again.
9 freaking years later!! And it is still very relevant!
This skit actually first aired in 1999, so it's 18 years old already
A near perfect representation of my decrepit life... 😢
I was watching this for ideas on a Thanksgiving meal for one. My cats ended up watching me eating the stuffing out of the box when i realized it was actually croutons and a packet of soup mix which are edible individually.
Check out Trader Joe's for meal ideas ...
Who need 👫, when you had jesus on your 💖
Jesus isn't the son of god.
This hits home
That's what I love to see an independent single woman! She looks so happy (:
Ken Alexandre Meridi feminism is a joke. Women ACT like its cool...then 37 years old is here before you know it...youve wasted your life and are out of shape and alone....begging god to take you..since you dont have the guts to end it yourself. Its a bad time in history to be anybody
Noomi Blumquist is everything ok?
Noomi Blumquist Many feminists are married, though...
Noomi Blumquist you sound like you got dumped by a feminist...bitter?
she the type of girl that acts like this single, but once in a relationship she'll be miserable that the guy isnt living up to her fantasy
right in the heart
billyblackattacks naah!
billyblackattacks
fuck face.... it's a TV show.....don't dig too deep into it
woaw, that's a bitter attitude.
Your little comment is inane because last time I checked, I didn't see Doctors or Lawyer men vying for women who are doctors or lawyers lol
It was funny 6 years ago now it hits me real hard
"The world is a lonely place because people are afraid of who they are when no one is around and afraid that no one will love that version of themselves."
4:38 lol, "famous gazpacho soup for singles" * *opens refrigerator revealing cans and cans of tomato soup* *
Gazpacho is a cold tomato soup...
I imagine she just eats out of the can...
This is me now at 27, I totally get it 😂😩
try 29
Same here and it sucks
yikes look at that hair color....
I love MatTV skits, they always start slow but snowball out of control! lol
Watching this in my teens, this was hilarious ! Now at 24, living alone for the past 4 years... not so much.