...and it is. It is a true masterpiece! Only in metal there is this culture of taking oneself very serious, and at the same time not at all. Like you said, I guess you need to be a metalhead to know where the fine line ist.
@@lunahetfield i too have skinwalkers and dogmen in my forest and that's a cry for help i am lost in forest in poland with my metal band help edit: i meant goatmen not dogmen, dogmen can't shape shift
Grimm ThrashR 'as u can see, we have the endangered black metal band in their natural habitat, they have a human corpse with them and they are preparing to sacrifice it to Satan."
Criteria for a good black metal.musoc video: 1. Must be set in a forest in winter. Check! 2. Members must wear face paint. Check! 3. Members must dance funny. Check! 4. The production budget must be less than 50$. Check!
plz no, this has to be a piss take, if it isn't its pure cringe, this isn't even black metal.... it's some middle aged men with a few extra chromosomes...
1.- Mute and pause this video. 2.- Open another tab and search "Chicken Dance 10hours" here in YT. 3.- Start playing this video and the other video at same time. 4.- ????? 5.- Profit.
full disclaimer - i did not invent this genial mix. i copied an old post from another unknown youtuber, but since it was too funny and the post had disappeared, i reposted it.
So glad I typed in the words "metal and satan" in the search bar or else I would never have gotten to see this amazingly entertaining video. It's fucking hilarious.
Just double up the already way too high dose of Magic Mushrooms - then it will all start making sense ... at least in theory ;) At least that's how I'm approaching The Unknown
Somewhere between the random smashing of tree with sticks and the humping of another tree. That's when I started to realize they weren't super serious. That's how hard it is to tell the difference.
@@supersandwich8967 nah, inside the black metal genre there are a lot of subgenres. And inside each subgenre, each band has its style. And inside each band, each album sounds different.
Kicker of snow, Screwer of tree, This driveway is haunted, I'm fond of this tree. These sticks are of satan, I'm poking this trunk, These leathers are stinky, Fashioned from skunk! Look into my eyeball, And see devils acts, My eyeballs are covered, In satans contacts!!! My lyrics are cryptic, A riddle or two, These lyrics were scribed, Whilst I made a poo! This poo is for satan, I hope that he feels, Proud of this stinky, In his nostrils! So dance with my band mates, In the forest of ills, Do we look evil? When my sister films?
A friend shared this in a punk group (before people's hair starts catching on fire, let me preempt that by saying I KNOW this isn't punk. We DO listen to other kinds of music you know!😏) Anyway I was going to say that I don't listen to this kind of music so I never would've known what they were referencing in the video. And now i can't wait to watch the video being parodied. I love any kind of satire, parody or Yeah, I'd say this kinda stuff was made to be parodied!
When your washing machine from the 90s enters its spin cycle
Oh shit, it’s all star guy
Drum cover of this song confirmed??!
Well I sure didn’t expect to find you here. A welcome suprise :D
😂
True😂
You have reached the end of the internet. Turn back
Facts why am I here????
AND THIS, IS TO GO, EVEN, FURTHER, BEYOND!!!!!! *Breaks to the forbidden beyond of the internet*
Best comment lol
there are pimple popping videos on here
Don't be a girl.
Click forward and never come back...
Only a true black metal fan would know how to make a parody this perfect.
...and it is. It is a true masterpiece!
Only in metal there is this culture of taking oneself very serious, and at the same time not at all. Like you said, I guess you need to be a metalhead to know where the fine line ist.
wy parody? in think its ok
would you allow it form your hell council?
Right
I love it 13 years later
The perfect parody is indistinguishable from the real thing for untrained ears/eyes.
0:43 Me and the boys on our way to kill Euronymous.
I want to kill Euronymous too. I'm on my way right now
@@aymanemach me too
@@ikaiju-eu9wn wait for me!!!
@@danilka7869 i will wait for you
😅😅
I'm disappointed that they didn't sacrifice a snowman in the name of Satan
😂😂😂!!!!
😀😆😃
well they sacrificed a ski track
🤣😂
Good point😂😂😂
I wonder how many of these bands get lost in the woods each year?
LOL!!!!!!
hshahaahahahahasjasjj
Jajaja que pendejo
I expect to see Christopher and Paulie fighting over a ketchup packet
Too many.
At 1:53 the guy on the far left smoking a cigarette is totally late for the choreography....LOL
😂😂😂😂😂
Please tell me these guys are available to play my 10 year old daughters birthday party
They are available even for your aunt's funeral.
@@czowieknieokuratny2780 even for baby showers?
This was recorded 10+ years ago.
They all formed christian bands since then.
@@roberth4395 But are still loyal to black metal. Only now they play music in the style of Antestor and Horde. Unblack metal!
😂😂@@czowieknieokuratny2780
This is literally the funniest thing on the internet.
right? I think I have never cried laughing for 15 minutes before... Now my stomach hurts :D :D
@@piratediscoking1392 They are a parody band...I think. You can never tell with black metal.
"LiTeRaLLy"... What are you? A Kardashian?
Fck off.
@@staalhard4044 Yes. I must be a Kardashian because I used the word 'literally' in a non-literal (read: ironic) way. And it's spelt 'Fuck off'.
Jonathan Tate jea!😂😂
80% of police calls in norway, are from black metal bands lost in woods
Especially, when they are from Finland.
😂😂😂😂
@@rbra9611 norway*
@@jesusliebtdich8571 this is from finland
@@jesusliebtdich8571 They call themselves a true Norwegian Black metal band from Finland.
0:44 that damn walk still kills me 😂
That's the best part of the video
Ha. Agreed, funny as hell!!!!
Shits funny indeed I thought so too
What in the Scooby Doo shit is that hahahaha
that and 1:03 straight goblin
I laughed so hard, but when I saw those snowballs I literally got tears in my eyes 🤣
the first random snowball at cameraman killed me
I wish I had friends who are into black metal so we could play in the forest like these guys ...
Right here
Lmao
I stopped playing in the forrest when I was about 8 years old.. But some people never grow up 😉
SAME💀
Trippin in forest corpsepainted with own blood listenin to Trve Blvk Metvl
America has weird mythical creatures in their forests
Europe has lost Black Metal bands in their forests
lmao...excellent.
I wish i have lost black metal bands in my forests, but i always get those weird shape shifting dogs and goats in my forests.
Weregoats?
@@lunahetfield i too have skinwalkers and dogmen in my forest and that's a cry for help i am lost in forest in poland with my metal band help edit: i meant goatmen not dogmen, dogmen can't shape shift
America has weird mythical creatures who turn out to be hermits living there off stolen crisps and candy, avoiding any human contact for 27 years*
"Go play with the neighbor kids"
The neighbor kids:
you wouldn’t play with them?
@@VampireBloodlusttI would
And after their fun day in the snow , they all went home and had a nice warm mug of cocoa while their socks dried next to a cozy fire
I think the drum track is a washing machine full of bricks.
:DDD
Matthew Galloway on mobile it sounds like an idling diesel engine. lol
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Lol. Good one.
hahahaha 😂
when you turn the washing machine on
I hope you're not referring to the visuals..
Cloud Thief lol no, listen to the drums
Me 😂😂
FEAR THE BLACK SATANS!!!! The best Norwegian black metal band from Finland.
I am the 666th liker of your comment
Not a phone in sight, just people living in the moment ❤️
1:06 When you start a new minecraft world
lmfao
First night in Minecraft
0:43
When you’re starting a satanic morning joggers club and it’s your first run as a group.
YoungAdax dead💀😭
Ahh the old days when this was a meme in the goth community
@@gothicsnowangel3720 Sup' Morticia, wanna tango ?
BAHHAHAH
Hey.. it's very important to set the pace early on
finally... diesel generators are accepted as musical instrument too...
+etherlords88 Exactly my thoughts when I first heard this HAHA
hahaha 😂 oh my god that's hilarious!
Try muting it and then playing Thomas the Tank Engine over it.
that's fucking funny.
+etherlords88 xD
teacher: why didn’t you use the bathroom during lunch?
the bathroom during lunch: 1:20
0:38 why is the groove here so good lol
Imagine hiking through the forest, and you look behind you and see this following you: 0:44
I'd climb the highest tree
I'd ask if there is room for one more :D
I'd die of laughter!
I would join I am exactly the same as them 🤣
I would join them on following me
You need 666 IQ to fully appreciate this kind of music.
😂
Lollll. ..
More like 666 chromosomes
Actually, their music is quite good
666 IQ?? Wat do you mean wit it
My life is finally complete.
0:16 lyrics rly hit hard no Billie eilish can be this relatable 🥺😭🖤
imagine walking randomly through the woods and seeing them
me: "sees them" AAAHHHH FINALLY THE RARE ENDANGERED BLACK METAL BAND!! "brings out a camera and starts a nature documentary"
Grimm ThrashR 'as u can see, we have the endangered black metal band in their natural habitat, they have a human corpse with them and they are preparing to sacrifice it to Satan."
I would climb the highest tree
Imagine these fools walking through the Kodiak forest and happening upon an angry Kodiak brown bear. Then they would have their asses handed to them.
Ya, especially that dude who was banging the tree. Lol
I don't know what people are talking about. This lords of chaos film looks great.
Lmfao I'm gonna see it today and I came here to see this first rofl
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
What u mean? This is better!
@@gdgemini9607 The funny thing is, is that you're not wrong. That movie is awful
I just found this, I love the movement of the front man and it's all good laughing thank you for the experience
me: i want black metal, mom: we have black metal at home. black metal at home:
0:43 me and the band looking for some churches at 3 AM
@S K G to burn them
Kvlt Bastvrd hell yeah
🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂
LMAOO
New subgenre: blackened blackest blacker black metal.
Ok. Sit down, kid.
This isn’t very black tbh.
Big Black Cock Metal
@@collectingcorner9504 what is then
Hotze Rienstra I still hear grind.
Butthead: "Look at me, I'm running through the woods"
Possessed by Bunholio
I love that at 0:43 they all have a different walk lmao
those kids playing in snow so happily, I love it. How peaceful it is !!!
😂😂😂😂
XDDD
You forgot to turn on your volume I guess lol
U make my day xD
This is quite possibly the single greatest Black Metal music video ever made... Either that or Call of the Wintermoon
I agree but I thought there was a fly on my screen so I swat at it like 8 times and now I feel retarded
Bro.. I hate your pfp but I agree with your comment
Where do you think they got the inspiration?😆
@@overkilled653 except they don't even come close to the cheesy goodness that is Wintermoon - shot in the woods In! Summer!!!
Na man not nearly enough of Abbath saying " we need fire and a ton of shots of us peaking around the corner
LETS RAISE AWARENESS: Every year a local musician from a black metal band gets lost in the forest and never returns home... DONT LET THEM GO!
Criteria for a good black metal.musoc video: 1. Must be set in a forest in winter. Check! 2. Members must wear face paint. Check! 3. Members must dance funny. Check! 4. The production budget must be less than 50$. Check!
darkest satan metal rite on youtube looking
true Norwegian metal from Finland. ... so kvlt
plz no, this has to be a piss take, if it isn't its pure cringe, this isn't even black metal.... it's some middle aged men with a few extra chromosomes...
Shouldn't the name be enough to tell you it's a piss take lmao, and watch their other videos
it's parody, bruh! and is spot on, to be honest
Would have been better if it was from Sweden.
1.- Mute and pause this video.
2.- Open another tab and search "Chicken Dance 10hours" here in YT.
3.- Start playing this video and the other video at same time.
4.- ?????
5.- Profit.
Awesome!!! Hue
Too funny!!! You should name that The Black Chickens!!
hahahahahahahahaahahha
full disclaimer - i did not invent this genial mix. i copied an old post from another unknown youtuber, but since it was too funny and the post had disappeared, i reposted it.
th-cam.com/video/h_qlwKqlnPE/w-d-xo.html
1:54 Gets me every time
Pretty good! This is my favorite. 1:26🦿
Mom, can we go see Immortal live?
Son, we already have immortal at the house.
Immortal at home:
For anyone who needs them, lyrics are here:
*starts diesel engine and idles for 3 minutes*
Ohh, okay. And I was wondering😂😂😂
Fir real tho, is this english, or I will just lose time tryig to find lyrics?
@@annvik3772 I'm pretty sure it's in Black Metalish.
@@annvik3772 does it matter ? Sounds like gibberish to me !
@@rickleblanc8900 Probably Finnish as it is a Finnish band.
*Cold Diesel engine.. in -20 not plugged in
1:00 when it's Friday night and the beer store is about to close.
Jesse James you mean the tavern, but it'd be a bit late since they'd be about to close.
HAHAHAHAHAA 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why tf are his hands so long though?
okay, that was funny!
I love when the algorithm shows me a music video and then shows me a parody of that exact video
Man i wish this wasn't a parody.
It's too perfect.
Kid:Can we get Mayhem?
Mom:We have Mayhem at Home!
Mayhem at home:
Better than the Trve Mayhem
Better mayhem
They’re on the greatness level of Burzum obviously
😅😅
I was about to write the exact same comment lol
They are playing snowball and hide and seek, run and catch ,.. plus doing alot of exercise..
they are so cute, adorable ...
so cvte very kvlt
Immortal just got roasted lol
NO they are trve evil !! How dare yuou mock them
Nonkel Coño and then you look at your videos
aaaaw look how they sacrifice an innocent child to the great overlord Satan. So cute!!!!! :D
1:03 that breakdance 😳
Imagine seeing this live and the whole crowd doing this 1:54
Yes
I laughed way too much at the thought of this 😂
Normal day in norway
Alvaro Tapia the sad (but funny) truth
How ?!!
@@kareemsean1331 this is how we hang out with the gang here. This is a totally normal sight in the woods during winter
It's Finland, though.
Ahahahahahah
There is a lot of unresolved sexual tension in this song.
Yep, tree fucker at 2:15 ! Pitiful. On the bright side, these guys are getting plenty of fresh air and exercise !
Mostly my own
Lol
@@rickleblanc8900 plenty of fresh air and exercise HaHAHAHA🤣
@@rickleblanc8900 looks like a 🐨 in sexual hunger
Ah... not a single cellphone, just kids enjoying the blasphemy
So glad I typed in the words "metal and satan" in the search bar or else I would never have gotten to see this amazingly entertaining video. It's fucking hilarious.
is this suppose to be funny? cause it really is
John Rocket yes
Yep it's a parody.
John Rocket in a way, yes. This is what actual black metal sounds like lmao
@@jackconorria4033 no but is still funny as hell.
NO
Imagine walking through this forest and seeing this?
owen lakics I would join them.
lol just 1 guy in a pull-over dancing around in the background halfway through. That would be amazing.
Just double up the already way too high dose of Magic Mushrooms - then it will all start making sense ... at least in theory ;) At least that's how I'm approaching The Unknown
It's a normal Monday morning in Norwegian woods
you wouldn't be walking through this forest tho, you'd be headbanging.
Man, this is pure gold! That's why I pay my internet for...
This never gets old.
I love how this is the first thing to show up when you google black metal
1:07 its me when i was kid and i found cool stick in park
xD
LOL
😂😂😂😂😂
Somewhere between the random smashing of tree with sticks and the humping of another tree. That's when I started to realize they weren't super serious. That's how hard it is to tell the difference.
After all these years I still come to this video for good luck and prosperity
*_Immortal - Call of the Wintermoon, Part II._*
Video should be renamed "average day in Finland"
It's Finland though
This applies to Finland and Norway in almost equal manner.
*average summer day
winter is much more frost and grim and dark
Rutger van der Meer You know it's sad but true.
Esperanto Elf lol
Teacher: We're going on a school trip to Norway
Non-black metal heads: Isn't it cold there?
Black metal heads:
If a parody is this good, can it be said that this is the actual song and the other are parodies to this one?
I'm ashamed that this video was uploaded in anything other than 144p.
Richard Dortch trve fans watch it the most brvtal qvality, 144p the only exception would be if 666p was possible
*how our parents ACTUALLY see us* 😂😂😂
So, if you're a mother, does that mean you see your kid this way too and are only snooping on him? JK. I wish my parents were extreme metalheads.
lol, a really funny comment
How everyone sees them...
Tell some one you like heavy metal this kind of image is what will come into there head.
@@yugster78 exactly, and im like "okok i think black metal and death metal are a little too much" and they go like "it's all the same thing"
Lol the crab walking kills me 🤣.
Somewhere: Gaahl is watching this, sipping wine, and saying “Satan.”
This has made me consider converting.
to PDF?
+TheFunkyTronic topkek
word.doc
not .docx?
pdf is much more professional and portable :D
1:32: me with the random sticks i found in the woods when i was 5
Best trolls
The fact that so many people are finding this now warms my heart
Glam metal has steel panter
Power metal has nanowar of steel
Death metal has cannabis corpse
Black metal has this
1:54 That guy was smoking and forgot that they were recording.
I really like this song though.
@Harald Hårfager As if that matters.
I mean they all sound the same so it doesn't matter
@@supersandwich8967 they don't sound the same lol
@@aymanemach well at least similar
@@supersandwich8967 nah, inside the black metal genre there are a lot of subgenres. And inside each subgenre, each band has its style. And inside each band, each album sounds different.
Kicker of snow,
Screwer of tree,
This driveway is haunted,
I'm fond of this tree.
These sticks are of satan,
I'm poking this trunk,
These leathers are stinky,
Fashioned from skunk!
Look into my eyeball,
And see devils acts,
My eyeballs are covered,
In satans contacts!!!
My lyrics are cryptic,
A riddle or two,
These lyrics were scribed,
Whilst I made a poo!
This poo is for satan,
I hope that he feels,
Proud of this stinky,
In his nostrils!
So dance with my band mates,
In the forest of ills,
Do we look evil?
When my sister films?
1:51 epic fall
*Gorgoroth live in my hometown*
me and the boys: 0:44
1:53 When you're playing with friends and one of them is lagging.
Underrated comment 😂
Lol
XD
The server had 666 of ping
😂😂LOL
We need these guys in the next snow biome update in minecraft
This comment is underrated
true!!!
YES.
2:08 when he throws the snowball 😭😂
They each have there own unique gooberish walk
😂😂
This is how you raid a Minecraft Christian Server
Right on, right on....
😆😆😆😆
@ItsSteveFrom MC and?
@ItsSteveMCワ My condolences. I wish you a full recovery from that some day. Science and Reason await your awakening.
@ItsSteveMCワ Well, if you have a sense of humor, maybe you're not a real Christian.
I was searching for Hatebreed's first album and in among all of the Hatebreed videos that the search would inevitably display...this appears. Love it!
“The Satan of Hell” Like Satan is in heaven.
play at 144p for trve kvlt quality.
this is my favorite Immortal video
Lol
I wish I could have as much fun as these guys.
Die Jungs wissen wie man ein mystisches Waldvideo celebriert.
For those who are unaware, this is a epic parody of Immortal's "Call Of The Winter Moon" video.
A friend shared this in a punk group (before people's hair starts catching on fire, let me preempt that by saying I KNOW this isn't punk. We DO listen to other kinds of music you know!😏) Anyway I was going to say that I don't listen to this kind of music so I never would've known what they were referencing in the video. And now i can't wait to watch the video being parodied. I love any kind of satire, parody or Yeah, I'd say this kinda stuff was made to be parodied!
I'm glad i was unaware !
1:54 when someone tells me to dance
the girls: huddles in tents and complains how cold it is
the boys:
This is the most BRUTAL music video i've ever seen in my life
this is the best video on the all internet
As featured on Animal Planet:
Here is a group of overgrown pandas in their natural habitat.
These are undergrown pandas with long legs and arms.
Lol
@@Infernape7890 they’re underfed cause there ain’t no bamboo in this part of the woods
Ah finally, I've cycled back to this
Still one of the best music videos I`ve ever seen