...and it is. It is a true masterpiece! Only in metal there is this culture of taking oneself very serious, and at the same time not at all. Like you said, I guess you need to be a metalhead to know where the fine line ist.
@@lunahetfield i too have skinwalkers and dogmen in my forest and that's a cry for help i am lost in forest in poland with my metal band help edit: i meant goatmen not dogmen, dogmen can't shape shift
plz no, this has to be a piss take, if it isn't its pure cringe, this isn't even black metal.... it's some middle aged men with a few extra chromosomes...
Grimm ThrashR 'as u can see, we have the endangered black metal band in their natural habitat, they have a human corpse with them and they are preparing to sacrifice it to Satan."
Somewhere between the random smashing of tree with sticks and the humping of another tree. That's when I started to realize they weren't super serious. That's how hard it is to tell the difference.
@@supersandwich8967 nah, inside the black metal genre there are a lot of subgenres. And inside each subgenre, each band has its style. And inside each band, each album sounds different.
Criteria for a good black metal.musoc video: 1. Must be set in a forest in winter. Check! 2. Members must wear face paint. Check! 3. Members must dance funny. Check! 4. The production budget must be less than 50$. Check!
At 1:53 the guy who wiped out before is standing in the background and is late getting into monster mode! He almost did a split! He aint cut out to be a black Satan.
Kicker of snow, Screwer of tree, This driveway is haunted, I'm fond of this tree. These sticks are of satan, I'm poking this trunk, These leathers are stinky, Fashioned from skunk! Look into my eyeball, And see devils acts, My eyeballs are covered, In satans contacts!!! My lyrics are cryptic, A riddle or two, These lyrics were scribed, Whilst I made a poo! This poo is for satan, I hope that he feels, Proud of this stinky, In his nostrils! So dance with my band mates, In the forest of ills, Do we look evil? When my sister films?
Just double up the already way too high dose of Magic Mushrooms - then it will all start making sense ... at least in theory ;) At least that's how I'm approaching The Unknown
I was searching for Hatebreed's first album and in amongst all of the Hatebreed videos that the search would inevitably display...this appears. Love it!
A friend shared this in a punk group (before people's hair starts catching on fire, let me preempt that by saying I KNOW this isn't punk. We DO listen to other kinds of music you know!😏) Anyway I was going to say that I don't listen to this kind of music so I never would've known what they were referencing in the video. And now i can't wait to watch the video being parodied. I love any kind of satire, parody or Yeah, I'd say this kinda stuff was made to be parodied!
Ahh glory days of YOutube. miss thhose times when the funny stuff was actually funny and made by talented peeps. This is a legit kickass track lmao \,,/
For attempting to make fun of Black Metal, you've actually made some pretty good Black Metal. Norwegian Black Metal from Finland is my favorite genre of Black Metal.
8 years ago i discovered this masterpiece, today im back to watch which is probably one of the most brutal black metal videos ever made. Hail the Black Satans
(2:12) Was clearly the most frightening part of this video!!! The thought of that guy almost being nailed buy snow balls sent a chill down my spine, then only moments later at (2:15), to see a tree being raped... I can't bare to see much more of this artistically shocking video!!! I thank you, Supermoniveto for posting what is clearly a high budget masterpiece of filmography for all to see!!! I can't wait to check out more!!! :oD
Alexa Schumann What outtakes? The entire video was an outtake😁😁😁 Straight up GARRR BAAAGE! May possibly be the most stupid shit I've ever seen! Snowball fights? No instruments,hell they can't play them anyway,fuck it! Don't quit your day job at the lutefisk factory YOU FUCKING SUUUUCK and that's a compliment. Ok,I'm done😂😂
I wonder how many of these bands get lost in the woods each year?
LOL!!!!!!
hshahaahahahahasjasjj
Jajaja que pendejo
I expect to see Christopher and Paulie fighting over a ketchup packet
Too many.
When your washing machine from the 90s enters its spin cycle
Oh shit, it’s all star guy
Drum cover of this song confirmed??!
Well I sure didn’t expect to find you here. A welcome suprise :D
😂
True😂
Only a true black metal fan would know how to make a parody this perfect.
...and it is. It is a true masterpiece!
Only in metal there is this culture of taking oneself very serious, and at the same time not at all. Like you said, I guess you need to be a metalhead to know where the fine line ist.
wy parody? in think its ok
would you allow it form your hell council?
Right
I love it 13 years later
The perfect parody is indistinguishable from the real thing for untrained ears/eyes.
And after their fun day in the snow , they all went home and had a nice warm mug of cocoa while their socks dried next to a cozy fire
I wish I had friends who are into black metal so we could play in the forest like these guys ...
Right here
Lmao
I stopped playing in the forrest when I was about 8 years old.. But some people never grow up 😉
SAME💀
Trippin in forest corpsepainted with own blood listenin to Trve Blvk Metvl
You have reached the end of the internet. Turn back
Facts why am I here????
AND THIS, IS TO GO, EVEN, FURTHER, BEYOND!!!!!! *Breaks to the forbidden beyond of the internet*
Best comment lol
there are pimple popping videos on here
Don't be a girl.
Click forward and never come back...
I'm disappointed that they didn't sacrifice a snowman in the name of Satan
😂😂😂!!!!
😀😆😃
well they sacrificed a ski track
🤣😂
Good point😂😂😂
LETS RAISE AWARENESS: Every year a local musician from a black metal band gets lost in the forest and never returns home... DONT LET THEM GO!
Do. It’s natural selection at its finest
Logan Paul is always there to record it.
80% of police calls in norway, are from black metal bands lost in woods
Especially, when they are from Finland.
😂😂😂😂
@@rbra9611 norway*
@@jesusliebtdich8571 this is from finland
@@jesusliebtdich8571 They call themselves a true Norwegian Black metal band from Finland.
those kids playing in snow so happily, I love it. How peaceful it is !!!
😂😂😂😂
XDDD
You forgot to turn on your volume I guess lol
U make my day xD
This is quite possibly the single greatest Black Metal music video ever made... Either that or Call of the Wintermoon
I agree but I thought there was a fly on my screen so I swat at it like 8 times and now I feel retarded
Bro.. I hate your pfp but I agree with your comment
Where do you think they got the inspiration?😆
@@overkilled653 except they don't even come close to the cheesy goodness that is Wintermoon - shot in the woods In! Summer!!!
Na man not nearly enough of Abbath saying " we need fire and a ton of shots of us peaking around the corner
At 1:53 the guy on the far left smoking a cigarette is totally late for the choreography....LOL
😂😂😂😂😂
maybe the trve satan was the lung cancer we got along the way ;___;
😂😂😂😂
GOT TO BE THE BASS PLAYER!
America has weird mythical creatures in their forests
Europe has lost Black Metal bands in their forests
lmao...excellent.
I wish i have lost black metal bands in my forests, but i always get those weird shape shifting dogs and goats in my forests.
Weregoats?
@@lunahetfield i too have skinwalkers and dogmen in my forest and that's a cry for help i am lost in forest in poland with my metal band help edit: i meant goatmen not dogmen, dogmen can't shape shift
America has weird mythical creatures who turn out to be hermits living there off stolen crisps and candy, avoiding any human contact for 27 years*
You need 666 IQ to fully appreciate this kind of music.
😂
Lollll. ..
More like 666 chromosomes
Actually, their music is quite good
666 IQ?? Wat do you mean wit it
I don't know what people are talking about. This lords of chaos film looks great.
Lmfao I'm gonna see it today and I came here to see this first rofl
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
What u mean? This is better!
@@gdgemini9607 The funny thing is, is that you're not wrong. That movie is awful
Not a phone in sight, just people living in the moment ❤️
Very good observation and point! I miss those days
I think the drum track is a washing machine full of bricks.
:DDD
Matthew Galloway on mobile it sounds like an idling diesel engine. lol
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Lol. Good one.
hahahaha 😂
Imagine hiking through the forest, and you look behind you and see this following you: 0:44
I'd climb the highest tree
I'd ask if there is room for one more :D
I'd die of laughter!
I would join I am exactly the same as them 🤣
I would join them on following me
0:43
When you’re starting a satanic morning joggers club and it’s your first run as a group.
YoungAdax dead💀😭
Ahh the old days when this was a meme in the goth community
@@gothicsnowangel Sup' Morticia, wanna tango ?
BAHHAHAH
Hey.. it's very important to set the pace early on
0:44 that damn walk still kills me 😂
That's the best part of the video
Ha. Agreed, funny as hell!!!!
Shits funny indeed I thought so too
What in the Scooby Doo shit is that hahahaha
that and 1:03 straight goblin
true Norwegian metal from Finland. ... so kvlt
plz no, this has to be a piss take, if it isn't its pure cringe, this isn't even black metal.... it's some middle aged men with a few extra chromosomes...
Shouldn't the name be enough to tell you it's a piss take lmao, and watch their other videos
it's parody, bruh! and is spot on, to be honest
Would have been better if it was from Sweden.
kvvl mvsik
This is literally the funniest thing on the internet.
right? I think I have never cried laughing for 15 minutes before... Now my stomach hurts :D :D
@@piratediscoking1392 They are a parody band...I think. You can never tell with black metal.
"LiTeRaLLy"... What are you? A Kardashian?
Fck off.
@@staalhard666 Yes. I must be a Kardashian because I used the word 'literally' in a non-literal (read: ironic) way. And it's spelt 'Fuck off'.
Jonathan Tate jea!😂😂
*_Immortal - Call of the Wintermoon, Part II._*
I just found this, I love the movement of the front man and it's all good laughing thank you for the experience
😂 Getting hold of the tree even
For anyone who needs them, lyrics are here:
*starts diesel engine and idles for 3 minutes*
Ohh, okay. And I was wondering😂😂😂
Fir real tho, is this english, or I will just lose time tryig to find lyrics?
@@annvik3772 I'm pretty sure it's in Black Metalish.
@@annvik3772 does it matter ? Sounds like gibberish to me !
@@rickleblanc8900 Probably Finnish as it is a Finnish band.
*Cold Diesel engine.. in -20 not plugged in
imagine walking randomly through the woods and seeing them
me: "sees them" AAAHHHH FINALLY THE RARE ENDANGERED BLACK METAL BAND!! "brings out a camera and starts a nature documentary"
Grimm ThrashR 'as u can see, we have the endangered black metal band in their natural habitat, they have a human corpse with them and they are preparing to sacrifice it to Satan."
I would climb the highest tree
Imagine these fools walking through the Kodiak forest and happening upon an angry Kodiak brown bear. Then they would have their asses handed to them.
Ya, especially that dude who was banging the tree. Lol
0:43 Me and the boys on our way to kill Euronymous.
I want to kill Euronymous too. I'm on my way right now
@@aymanemach me too
@@ikaiju-eu9wn wait for me!!!
@@danilka7869 i will wait for you
😅😅
teacher: why didn’t you use the bathroom during lunch?
the bathroom during lunch: 1:20
finally... diesel generators are accepted as musical instrument too...
+etherlords88 Exactly my thoughts when I first heard this HAHA
hahaha 😂 oh my god that's hilarious!
Try muting it and then playing Thomas the Tank Engine over it.
that's fucking funny.
+etherlords88 xD
Please tell me these guys are available to play my 10 year old daughters birthday party
They are available even for your aunt's funeral.
@@czowieknieokuratny2780 even for baby showers?
This was recorded 10+ years ago.
They all formed christian bands since then.
@@roberth4395 But are still loyal to black metal. Only now they play music in the style of Antestor and Horde. Unblack metal!
😂😂@@czowieknieokuratny2780
They are playing snowball and hide and seek, run and catch ,.. plus doing alot of exercise..
they are so cute, adorable ...
so cvte very kvlt
Immortal just got roasted lol
NO they are trve evil !! How dare yuou mock them
Nonkel Coño and then you look at your videos
aaaaw look how they sacrifice an innocent child to the great overlord Satan. So cute!!!!! :D
Somewhere between the random smashing of tree with sticks and the humping of another tree. That's when I started to realize they weren't super serious. That's how hard it is to tell the difference.
Kid:Can we get Mayhem?
Mom:We have Mayhem at Home!
Mayhem at home:
Better than the Trve Mayhem
Better mayhem
They’re on the greatness level of Burzum obviously
😅😅
I was about to write the exact same comment lol
1:00 when it's Friday night and the beer store is about to close.
Jesse James you mean the tavern, but it'd be a bit late since they'd be about to close.
HAHAHAHAHAA 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why tf are his hands so long though?
okay, that was funny!
R tidak mahu menerima hukum tidak boleh diterima
1:54 That guy was smoking and forgot that they were recording.
I really like this song though.
@Harald Hårfager As if that matters.
I mean they all sound the same so it doesn't matter
@@supersandwich8967 they don't sound the same lol
@@aymanemach well at least similar
@@supersandwich8967 nah, inside the black metal genre there are a lot of subgenres. And inside each subgenre, each band has its style. And inside each band, each album sounds different.
0:16 lyrics rly hit hard no Billie eilish can be this relatable 🥺😭🖤
I love how this is the first thing to show up when you google black metal
There is a lot of unresolved sexual tension in this song.
Yep, tree fucker at 2:15 ! Pitiful. On the bright side, these guys are getting plenty of fresh air and exercise !
Mostly my own
Lol
@@rickleblanc8900 plenty of fresh air and exercise HaHAHAHA🤣
@@rickleblanc8900 looks like a 🐨 in sexual hunger
They each have there own unique gooberish walk
😂😂
Criteria for a good black metal.musoc video: 1. Must be set in a forest in winter. Check! 2. Members must wear face paint. Check! 3. Members must dance funny. Check! 4. The production budget must be less than 50$. Check!
darkest satan metal rite on youtube looking
$50 seems very expensive to me
Normal day in norway
Alvaro Tapia the sad (but funny) truth
How ?!!
@@kareemsean1331 this is how we hang out with the gang here. This is a totally normal sight in the woods during winter
It's Finland, though.
Ahahahahahah
I laughed so hard, but when I saw those snowballs I literally got tears in my eyes 🤣
the first random snowball at cameraman killed me
1:07 its me when i was kid and i found cool stick in park
xD
LOL
😂😂😂😂😂
At 1:53 the guy who wiped out before is standing in the background and is late getting into monster mode! He almost did a split! He aint cut out to be a black Satan.
I'm ashamed that this video was uploaded in anything other than 144p.
Richard Dortch trve fans watch it the most brvtal qvality, 144p the only exception would be if 666p was possible
Kicker of snow,
Screwer of tree,
This driveway is haunted,
I'm fond of this tree.
These sticks are of satan,
I'm poking this trunk,
These leathers are stinky,
Fashioned from skunk!
Look into my eyeball,
And see devils acts,
My eyeballs are covered,
In satans contacts!!!
My lyrics are cryptic,
A riddle or two,
These lyrics were scribed,
Whilst I made a poo!
This poo is for satan,
I hope that he feels,
Proud of this stinky,
In his nostrils!
So dance with my band mates,
In the forest of ills,
Do we look evil?
When my sister films?
I was sincerely hoping these were the lyrics. That's too funny.
is this suppose to be funny? cause it really is
John Rocket yes
Yep it's a parody.
John Rocket in a way, yes. This is what actual black metal sounds like lmao
@@jackconorria4033 no but is still funny as hell.
NO
Man, this is pure gold! That's why I pay my internet for...
Imagine walking through this forest and seeing this?
owen lakics I would join them.
lol just 1 guy in a pull-over dancing around in the background halfway through. That would be amazing.
Just double up the already way too high dose of Magic Mushrooms - then it will all start making sense ... at least in theory ;) At least that's how I'm approaching The Unknown
It's a normal Monday morning in Norwegian woods
you wouldn't be walking through this forest tho, you'd be headbanging.
The most outgoing, unashamed Finns I've ever seen. I love this shit
I know right? Guys like these make guys like me look bad :)
1:53 When you're playing with friends and one of them is lagging.
Underrated comment 😂
Lol
XD
The server had 666 of ping
😂😂LOL
0:44 Looks like a bunch of Ozzy’s walking in the forest 😂
Video should be renamed "average day in Finland"
It's Finland though
This applies to Finland and Norway in almost equal manner.
*average summer day
winter is much more frost and grim and dark
Rutger van der Meer You know it's sad but true.
Esperanto Elf lol
Gee, I can’t figure out how this did not become a big hit
So talented
Truly a work of art. A masterpiece.
It's actually unironically pretty kvlt. 🤘😂
I was searching for Hatebreed's first album and in amongst all of the Hatebreed videos that the search would inevitably display...this appears. Love it!
1:32: me with the random sticks i found in the woods when i was 5
For those who are unaware, this is a epic parody of Immortal's "Call Of The Winter Moon" video.
A friend shared this in a punk group (before people's hair starts catching on fire, let me preempt that by saying I KNOW this isn't punk. We DO listen to other kinds of music you know!😏) Anyway I was going to say that I don't listen to this kind of music so I never would've known what they were referencing in the video. And now i can't wait to watch the video being parodied. I love any kind of satire, parody or Yeah, I'd say this kinda stuff was made to be parodied!
I'm glad i was unaware !
1:06 When you start a new minecraft world
lmfao
First night in Minecraft
Your comment is 3 years old, but here, take my interwebbies. You win!
Ah... not a single cellphone, just kids enjoying the blasphemy
- Mom? I'm out with the boys, going to the woods!
- Yeah, honey, be back before it's dark! Don't be late for dinner!
this is my favorite Immortal video
Lol
We need these guys in the next snow biome update in minecraft
This comment is underrated
true!!!
YES.
I love when the algorithm shows me a music video and then shows me a parody of that exact video
1:54 made me burst out into laughing!
The guy in the background like: ,,What a nice da- oh shit you guys already started" XXDD
Dude was tryna have a smoke
This has made me consider converting.
to PDF?
+TheFunkyTronic topkek
word.doc
not .docx?
pdf is much more professional and portable :D
Absolutely hilarious. I love the snow kicking and tree beatings!
Tree lashing...
Pastime in Norway.
Ahh glory days of YOutube. miss thhose times when the funny stuff was actually funny and made by talented peeps. This is a legit kickass track lmao \,,/
1:54 when someone tells me to dance
*how our parents ACTUALLY see us* 😂😂😂
So, if you're a mother, does that mean you see your kid this way too and are only snooping on him? JK. I wish my parents were extreme metalheads.
lol, a really funny comment
How everyone sees them...
Tell some one you like heavy metal this kind of image is what will come into there head.
@@yugster78 exactly, and im like "okok i think black metal and death metal are a little too much" and they go like "it's all the same thing"
Well, with this I had enough doses of crab walks to cure my depression
If a parody is this good, can it be said that this is the actual song and the other are parodies to this one?
New Darkthrone album looks amazing
@Jackson RRXT Yup. Tom G Warrior could be proud.
"Go play with the neighbor kids"
The neighbor kids:
you wouldn’t play with them?
@@VampireBloodlusttI would
As featured on Animal Planet:
Here is a group of overgrown pandas in their natural habitat.
These are undergrown pandas with long legs and arms.
Lol
@@Infernape7890 they’re underfed cause there ain’t no bamboo in this part of the woods
I wondered why this had so many Likes and it's because I was dying of Laughter by the End.
Video starts at 0:00
Thanks bro
someone watched that one immortal music video and actually had enough friends to recreate it. something i always wanted to do lmao. bravo
For attempting to make fun of Black Metal, you've actually made some pretty good Black Metal. Norwegian Black Metal from Finland is my favorite genre of Black Metal.
They do not make fun of it it’s more of a parody but no hard feelings.There was also an interview with the band explaining everything.
Yeah they made good riffs
Say that last part again, but slower.
I prefer Brazilian black metal from Canada
I'm not into rap, but Russian Blackhop is pretty good too. Check out Uratsakidogi.
Lol the crab walking kills me 🤣.
0:38 why is the groove here so good lol
SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE NORDS
cory2146 .... There's another front coming in. Cold won't be good for my crotch.
Never is.
Lol
Bit racist , what about the khajiit and the dark elves 😂
Amon_A _Diet they have their own nations tho
Calm down Ulfric Vikernes
girl:Im alone at home
me: 1:24
Japierdole XDDDD
More like 2:18.
@@MrEgofreak XDDDDD
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is too funny
1:54 Gets me every time
Pretty good! This is my favorite. 1:26🦿
Nothing says HAIL SATIN like a tiki torch🤘
I love satan long live our eternal lord satan
@@EmsDumbContent cringe.
@@EmsDumbContent grow up man
oh man..your comment hit me just right. I laughed so long I almost passed out.
I didn't even notice it was a tiki torch until u pointed it out XD
0:44 when I go out for a drink with my buddies on a Friday
the most burning question of the day:"what mushrooms do you eat?"
The psilocybin containing ones? 🍄
@@kingwinter2024 yes :D
All of them
The same that they use to make Nippon Kazauwa
mushrooms eat Christian tears and the anger of the dead gods. Didn't you watch is masterpiece of a documentary?
8 years ago i discovered this masterpiece, today im back to watch which is probably one of the most brutal black metal videos ever made.
Hail the Black Satans
Black Metal meets Monty Python!!
Black Python... no, wait ;o
Honestly, this is probably the best black metal band ever because they at least get the joke.
(2:12) Was clearly the most frightening part of this video!!! The thought of that guy almost being nailed buy snow balls sent a chill down my spine, then only moments later at (2:15), to see a tree being raped... I can't bare to see much more of this artistically shocking video!!! I thank you, Supermoniveto for posting what is clearly a high budget masterpiece of filmography for all to see!!! I can't wait to check out more!!! :oD
This never gets old.
the guy on the left at 1:54 "oh, look at that squirrel... oh shit! BLACK METAL! SATAN!"
😂😂
This probably frightened a lot of folks back in the day... but nowadays it's pretty damned freaking funny. Great upload, man.
13 year old girls and boys logic:
Billie Eilish, hiphop = "badass" music
What actual badass music is:
It warms my black soul knowing this masterpiece has been viewed over 5 million times.
When you’re on school camp and the camp counsellor turns their back for one minute
I demand to see the outtakes.
Mike Watkins fair enough
Search "Tunde822".
Alexa Schumann lmao
yes please!
Alexa Schumann What outtakes? The entire video was an outtake😁😁😁 Straight up GARRR BAAAGE! May possibly be the most stupid shit I've ever seen! Snowball fights? No instruments,hell they can't play them anyway,fuck it! Don't quit your day job at the lutefisk factory YOU FUCKING SUUUUCK and that's a compliment. Ok,I'm done😂😂
Give me my Motorhead any day, and , all day every day - back to the woods with you chaps! Don't get lost now - or..............hmmmmmmmm!