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  • @woodlandwalks1079
    @woodlandwalks1079 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1891

    If body painting isn't sexual then why are her body painting streams 18+ ?

    • @kimrasmussen7188
      @kimrasmussen7188 5 ปีที่แล้ว +213

      that is actually a VERY good question.

    • @DL500316
      @DL500316 5 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Holy shit you’re right

    • @PublicWifi
      @PublicWifi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      There's a reason why you don't see men painting themselves on stream.

    • @SumDumGai5
      @SumDumGai5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@PublicWifi Nobody wants to see that.

    • @vander2891
      @vander2891 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@SumDumGai5 well...

  • @lyxar777
    @lyxar777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +594

    "When i'm the voice of reason, something's wrong with the system" - Papa Gundam 2019

    • @nhagan001
      @nhagan001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I don't know man... we could do alot worse than Gundam...

    • @liquidchameleon5993
      @liquidchameleon5993 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@nhagan001 True true

  • @jacobszymczak9323
    @jacobszymczak9323 5 ปีที่แล้ว +757

    Her idiotic tweets remind of a saying
    "Never argue with an Idiot because they'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience"

    • @Deadsnake989
      @Deadsnake989 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I don't like losing, so I learned how to out idiot them.

    • @margison
      @margison 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Arguing with an idiot is like playing chess with a pigeon. It'll just knock over all the pieces, shit on the board, and strut about like it's won anyway.

    • @DeepInsideZettaiRyouiki
      @DeepInsideZettaiRyouiki 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Its worse when you have two idiots finding confidence support and confirmance of their crap in each other ...in recent times it grown into an army, like world is spliting soon into fractions...
      No problem...problem is when people allow fools their way, when fools don't allow us other vision than theirs ...and this vision is overwrite basic concepts like freedom, hate, truth, love or whatever same like Zenimax triet to overwrite Prey series.

    • @DarthG33k
      @DarthG33k 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That'd be Mark Twain. "Never try to outsmart idiots. They'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience."
      He's also known for saying, "get a bicycle. You will not regret it, if you live."

    • @exterminatusnow1264
      @exterminatusnow1264 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That is why I really wish for the day eugenics become hip again, they can't beat you with experience if they're dead.

  • @DonKeediks
    @DonKeediks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +683

    I love how she painted curves on her body its like a fat man drawing a 6 pack on his chest

    • @TheLastApostle
      @TheLastApostle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Hollywood does this. They contour around abs and muscles to make them seem bigger

    • @jameshayter4604
      @jameshayter4604 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      6pack........on his chest....

    • @suisei9040
      @suisei9040 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      KEKW

    • @gespenst0083
      @gespenst0083 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lord Tyrranus. Simp

    • @venomousassault0
      @venomousassault0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      As a fatman i laughed to hard at this

  • @CordovanSplotchVT
    @CordovanSplotchVT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1661

    Bodypainting isn't sexual... but boothbabes are.
    Bodypaint the boothbabes then, problem solved.

    • @SuigaRou
      @SuigaRou 5 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      You might be saying that as a joke, but that'd actually be a pretty clever shot to take. She wouldn't really have a leg to stand on if she wanted to protest, cause it's either art for everybody or it's art for nobody.

    • @Euer_Hochwuergen
      @Euer_Hochwuergen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      XD

    • @lucass.r.4885
      @lucass.r.4885 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      They should really have something like that in the next E3 and invite this chick over just to see her mouth drop to the ground.

    • @XtremeConditions
      @XtremeConditions 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Now you're thinkin'.

    • @hideandseekchampion4854
      @hideandseekchampion4854 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      My mind and how you have just blown it

  • @majpeaches
    @majpeaches 5 ปีที่แล้ว +611

    *Feminists*
    "You go girl! Power to you for using your sexuality to your benefit"
    *Also Feminist*
    "How dare you use women's sexuality for their benefit!"

    • @snonyabeeswax
      @snonyabeeswax 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      im all for women having equal rights but feminists are crazy bitches,as a woman i sometimes wonder if i was born female by mistake. i get along with dudes far better i have almost no interest in hanging out with other women because most i know are crazy and dont even like video games.

    • @imran8880
      @imran8880 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@snonyabeeswax I can admit it's getting hard and harder to find women who got their shit together and manage themselves properly. The other part is that their standards is getting really high. It's like I gotta reform my DNA to even stand a chance.

    • @deadrat7453
      @deadrat7453 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@imran8880 they're intimidated by your profile pic

    • @TheJoelef
      @TheJoelef 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@snonyabeeswax just loo at the whole f1 gird girl ban where feminist literally said that grid girls losing there jobs were part of the "greater good". They became everything they were once against

    • @dippy_1999
      @dippy_1999 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@snonyabeeswax Women already have equal rights, dare I say they have more rights than men.

  • @IsaacA192
    @IsaacA192 5 ปีที่แล้ว +377

    "I'm body positive as long as sexy women aren't showing their bodies."

    • @yaldabaoth2
      @yaldabaoth2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Hard to stay positive when other women show you that you're lying to yourself.

    • @Pentti_Hilkuri
      @Pentti_Hilkuri 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      She's body positive like Tess Holliday...

    • @Ryanisdyin
      @Ryanisdyin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      If men like it, it sexist. If men don't like it, it's empowering.

    • @Pentti_Hilkuri
      @Pentti_Hilkuri 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'ts also positively hard not to stay flaccid when looking at that trunk.

    • @jhill7009
      @jhill7009 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      "I'm body positive because I'm too fat fat to be found attractive but also too lazy to work out."

  • @xdoriandanger
    @xdoriandanger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    "Bodypainting is art... and I'm never sexual...." You know EXACTLY what the hell you're doing.

    • @Memerproductions
      @Memerproductions 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I went and started painting my dick and got the stream deleted lmao

  • @apdarkness905
    @apdarkness905 5 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    This is jealousy... absolute jealousy, pure and simple.

    • @DisappointedButNotSurprised
      @DisappointedButNotSurprised 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Bingo!

    • @hi_tech_reptiles
      @hi_tech_reptiles 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was thinking that. Those girls get attention and the twitch girls who are used to having all the attention stamp their feet like children.

    • @DisappointedButNotSurprised
      @DisappointedButNotSurprised 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@hi_tech_reptiles That's women for you, they get jealous of anyone younger, prettier and skinnier than them.

    • @andrewp.1873
      @andrewp.1873 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Did they ever stop to think... Hmmm, maybe they want to objectify themselves. You know, for money?

    • @davidteachout1888
      @davidteachout1888 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@andrewp.1873 that's the thing, they arent the ones being objectified for money so mysoginist men

  • @ItsAGundam
    @ItsAGundam  5 ปีที่แล้ว +416

    I've wasted 2 days of my life on this video someone call the ER!
    0:05 E3 sucked, but the drama around it was epic
    0:44 Zombie Unicorn is back to stop Booth babe at e3 (Really Queen)
    1:43 Bully hunters recap
    3:45 Bully Hunters fake data fallout (Zombie Unicorn wouldn't admit she didn't know & plugged the twitch show)
    6:10 A history of Blocking & playing the victim on Twitter
    6:37 Platinum roast zombie unicorn over bully hunters (Thank god for women like plat)
    8:37 The 3 million women who quit gaming was actually 84 women... (expose her!)
    10:23 After the fail of bully hunters the rise of body painting
    11:33 Present day pointless booth babe drama
    13:00 Whatever she does is fine... A career of being a professional victim
    14:18 When Double E told Zombie a woman was the CEO of bang energy she had his tweets deleted.
    16:25 Blocks and has tweets she doesn't like deleted promotes thots who support her argument.
    17:30 "Thot patrol t-shirts" (bonus info)
    18:38 Booth babes wear more clothes than twitch thots usually
    19:08 E3 booth babes footage vs twitch twerk contest video
    20:45 zero shame to girls who took the job, but its bad? Btw the marketing director/CEO of Bang energy is a Woman.
    21:54 Booth babes don't demand subs! (the double standards)
    24:25 she is a hero
    25:25 A two-year-old clip taken from her stream the guy who clipped it is a creep. She is a victim.
    26:35 stroking her own ego and stoking a pointless fire. Sponsorships and being Politically correct.
    18:22 more stupid tweets
    19:00 Pimp Master Broda blocked with a size of buzz words
    21:00 She could have left it at her video instead she turned it into two days of attention seeking
    22:00 any woman that did not agree with zombie were blocked and had twitter delete tweets
    22:45 A retweet so dumb I couldn't ignore it (ignoring human sexuality)
    23:45 independent man clip
    25:00 "women do not objectify themselves misogynists do"
    25:44 Camille Paglia schooling these fools
    28:00 the last line of this dumb tweet.
    29:00 Angry Joe is in the mix

  • @M.Boatwright
    @M.Boatwright 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1183

    She's just jealous of the dancers actually being attractive and in good shape.

    • @matthewaddai5336
      @matthewaddai5336 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Hahaha haha. She ain't bad looking, minus that horrible mole like piercing and her grandma like titties 😂🤣

    • @carlos930610
      @carlos930610 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      @@matthewaddai5336 and minus the fact she is freaking fat

    • @xryeau_1760
      @xryeau_1760 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@carlos930610 And minus the fact she has a more pronounced jawline AND chin than the guys that like her

    • @b3nry47
      @b3nry47 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@sugarsean5866 what kind of tits are zombie unicorns 😂

    • @EnigmaShadow03
      @EnigmaShadow03 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      It’s not so much that she’s unattractive, but that she doesn’t find herself attractive, which I believe is why she mentioned being “body positive”.
      She wants to do that, but can’t, so it’s wrong in her mind.

  • @iivarilappalainen9836
    @iivarilappalainen9836 5 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    the only crime worse than objectifying a woman is not objectifying her.
    damned if you do, damned if you dont.

  • @Christopher-eq1rn
    @Christopher-eq1rn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    Feminists in a nutshell
    "I'm ugly inside and out, so I should be made to feel special because I know I don't deserve people's love, and any woman that isn't ugly should be put in a burka so I don't have to feel bad"

    • @MermaidLuvly
      @MermaidLuvly 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Legion sad truth

    • @juanmarcano8700
      @juanmarcano8700 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not even with good looks they will get man, they're atitude is the first repelent, and if any beta would take that just for a hottie will end up like that guy and amourant under suicide watch.

  • @-Raylight
    @-Raylight 5 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    Ah yes the famous "It's ok if I'm doing it, it's not ok if you guys are doing it"
    TwitchThots in nutshell

    • @NopeNaw
      @NopeNaw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yup. The creed of the socjus: "Do as I say, not as I do."

  • @nikbrickkbsgaming4117
    @nikbrickkbsgaming4117 5 ปีที่แล้ว +230

    Girl " your arousal is not my fault"
    (😕hmm well with that logic)
    Me: "your disgust is not my fault." "Banana hammock it is. 🎶 swing looooow sweet chaaaaaa-rrriiiiii-ooooot 🎶"

    • @Nerobyrne
      @Nerobyrne 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      so we can fap in public since she can just look away, right?
      Oh no that means jail, but of course we don't need MRAs because men have ALL the rights!

    • @Firewolf35023
      @Firewolf35023 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I read that and literally fell backwards out of my chair laughing! Lol

    • @thelaughingrouge
      @thelaughingrouge 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You win the fucking internet my man!

    • @kansiwiz
      @kansiwiz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Swing down sweet chariot, stop, and
      LET ME RIDEEEEE

    • @nikbrickkbsgaming4117
      @nikbrickkbsgaming4117 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kansiwiz haha died 😂

  • @arturoperezify
    @arturoperezify 5 ปีที่แล้ว +246

    A lot of those booth babes ARE cosplayers / twitch models, shes literaly attacking her own people.

    • @Lechgang
      @Lechgang 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Lets not associate her with actual decent human beings

    • @MelonBeann
      @MelonBeann 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      She’s just jealous that they look better than her

    • @Scallycowell
      @Scallycowell 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Doesn’t matter. They aren’t her, so she’s not profiting and that’s the issue for her. She’d evict her own mother if it meant she could get a bigger studio space for her channel.

  • @kvn95ss
    @kvn95ss 5 ปีที่แล้ว +279

    "If you're advertising, be ready to sell"
    Damn! She's right tho.

    • @Goddamnitiwantaname
      @Goddamnitiwantaname 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      She is right but I wish this woman would reduce her use of the word "okay" by 99%.

    • @nullpointer6792
      @nullpointer6792 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Paglia is one of the last "real" feminists.

  • @acheron16
    @acheron16 5 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    Who would win?
    - A high profile campaign to stop online bullying of females
    - Someone saying "Source pls"

    • @fanaticpharaoh6689
      @fanaticpharaoh6689 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That chick is afraid to go online, AFRAID to go online. The most anonymous safe place to say stupid shit ever.
      How?!

    • @unnamed715
      @unnamed715 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Who would win?
      -A "professional" female gamer (A.K.A a bully hunter)
      or
      -A global elite with 50,000hrs of gameplay

  • @averytylermgtow5796
    @averytylermgtow5796 5 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    *Twitchturbate Softcore Body Painter Desperately Tries To Stay Relevant*
    There Mr. Gundam fixed the title for ya

    • @darrengordon-hill
      @darrengordon-hill 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@armaggedon4christ AMEN!!
      Blame the losers keeping her employed!!

  • @INSERTNAMExHERE
    @INSERTNAMExHERE 5 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    My Mom even told me she'd slap me silly if i grew up like one of these entitled, rabid feminist. I just hang out in the sidelines and watch this ridiculousness play out

    • @davidharris3028
      @davidharris3028 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I got popcorn if you want some

    • @kostastavric8106
      @kostastavric8106 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Your comment made me gain faith in humanity

    • @forrestpugh7575
      @forrestpugh7575 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Good for your mom. These feminists will end up being like 25-30, and desperate cat ladies because they have NOTHING ELSE going for them. They *may* wise up enough to glom onto some simp for a few years, but either the simp will get wise (not so likely), or the feminist will suffer the delusion that she's still 'got it' and jump ship for an alpha who has NO interest in her beyond a pump and dump. There is nothing wrong with using your natural gifts to catch a man, but make sure you have a good personality and something more to offer than just a tight body... it will guarantee you a much happier and satisfying life, and desirability past 'the wall'.

    • @Victor-vx2hl
      @Victor-vx2hl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@forrestpugh7575 I think one of the worst things about these weird ass people is that they’ve destroyed what people think a feminist is, in terms of the modern generation. Old school feminists actually stood for things and did good, these assholes just hate men and are VERY vocal about it

  • @lanceupperrcut
    @lanceupperrcut 5 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    "Just because I'm dressed this way does NOT make me a police officer!" That's a classic bit by Dave Chapelle that you poached there. I see you Gundam 👀 lol

    • @williamhughes3072
      @williamhughes3072 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      You’re not a ho but you’re in a ho’s uniform!

    • @kiddhkane
      @kiddhkane 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      "Maybe you're not, but you sure as hell tricked me!" best sketch ever man.

    • @acolyteoffire4077
      @acolyteoffire4077 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      its a joke, but it is also incredibly true, Buy the AD space, and then they get mad when they get customers. is another one.

    • @Veteran_Spartan
      @Veteran_Spartan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That was Chris To I think not Dave Chapelle dude

    • @quazznorm1777
      @quazznorm1777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Veteran_Spartan Nahh It was definitely Dave Chappelle

  • @lamedrawings
    @lamedrawings 5 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    "Your arousal is not her fault"
    I'm a man of culture, I've read many hentais in my days where the females say "It's my fault it got like that, let me take care of it".

    • @bubbletroubles5234
      @bubbletroubles5234 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      But are thier hips sentient?

    • @ThisGuy....
      @ThisGuy.... 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      That is a conoseur if i ever saw one

    • @philosopher9672
      @philosopher9672 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Finally, a man who appreciates the finer things

    • @TyPhenirW0LF
      @TyPhenirW0LF 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The French Nobility knew this all too. Women are responsible for men's arousal, and men are responsible for making sure women aren't allowed to get an abortion.
      It's just the polite thing to do.

    • @NoraIconiq
      @NoraIconiq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Well atleast hentai is honest.

  • @hannibalbackatya1182
    @hannibalbackatya1182 5 ปีที่แล้ว +273

    I appreciate the the uploads man. They are a real pick me-up from the grading torture called life.

  • @EdgarFriendlysCivicsTeacher
    @EdgarFriendlysCivicsTeacher 5 ปีที่แล้ว +507

    Women jealous of other women? Shock. Imagine my.

    • @theblackbaron4119
      @theblackbaron4119 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Yeah, as if women aren't actually the harshest enemies and critics of other women, while men be more lenient or accepting of any shortcomings in abilities or appearance. If you ever worked a job with the majority being women, or had a girlfriend that was brought into a group dynamic of other quite competitive women that might be your friends girlfriends. So they establish a pecking order. While it's sometimes pretty ugly how low they stoop with pettiness or insults. :/

    • @thornofrage794
      @thornofrage794 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      It’s nothing new, women ALWAYS tear each other down. ZombiiUnicorn definitely has this “I’m not like the other girls” mentality it’s ridiculous. The women that are dancing aren’t sexually objectified. If they were, it’d be against their will if that makes sense.

    • @DefinitelyNotEmma
      @DefinitelyNotEmma 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I mean even my best friend and myself have kinda a competition between us in several occasions, boys just accept stuff and don't care xD

    • @calamitycruz4614
      @calamitycruz4614 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Dont forget about women getting jealous over anime characters

    • @nosveratu7140
      @nosveratu7140 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Imagine my shark

  • @bumble-bee189
    @bumble-bee189 5 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    She and Anita Sarkeesian (who blackmails the game Studio)
    Hypocritical creatures

    • @simplyabah
      @simplyabah 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Thought she went irrelevant years ago...

    • @wetwhiteknight8807
      @wetwhiteknight8807 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@simplyabah She is, keep it that way.

    • @therealwildboar1007
      @therealwildboar1007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@wetwhiteknight8807 Irrelevant and broke

    • @cameronzwicke5761
      @cameronzwicke5761 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Anita tried to make herself relevant again by trying to extort CDProjectRed for Cyberpunk 2077. It didn't work she's broke and can't find anything relevant to do now.

  • @leadingauctions8440
    @leadingauctions8440 5 ปีที่แล้ว +450

    Platinum was the real empowered woman there.
    Brains and Facts won her the day.

    • @coolguyjaxon3620
      @coolguyjaxon3620 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      libereal destroyed with facts and logic

    • @necroleis
      @necroleis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      She put her on blast damnnn.

    • @Aodhan_Raith
      @Aodhan_Raith 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      STAR PLATINUM

    • @quindaliousbarnaclejonesjr1493
      @quindaliousbarnaclejonesjr1493 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Well yeah in the eye of every normal sane person a shame their on the brinck of extincion

  • @johnivanoplimo5172
    @johnivanoplimo5172 5 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    A Zombie Unicorn, you say?
    Time to bring out the boom stick and flamethrower.

    • @Blakkrazor69
      @Blakkrazor69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I know what my party is facing next game session.

    • @NoraIconiq
      @NoraIconiq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dont forget the chainsaw.

    • @medcen4955
      @medcen4955 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      John dont you know the Zombie Unicorn is of the Mary Sue genus and thus immune to all forms of damage unless cool and ultimately reverseable.

    • @johnivanoplimo5172
      @johnivanoplimo5172 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@medcen4955
      Then we take off and nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure. :)

    • @medcen4955
      @medcen4955 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@johnivanoplimo5172 Ah see you would think that would work, but it wouldnt because ... reasons... and if you say otherwise you are a racist sexist incel maga hat wearing russian troll bot. And how dare you reference a movie the racist sexist incels patriarchy oppressor merd aarpples assmolass... sorry that got away from me there but I atleast understand the drivel that comes out of their mouths now...but yeah you cant reference a movie with a organic story telling strong female characters to the Captain Marvel generation because CM was the FIRST strong empowered female character for women. :)

  • @Booma4142
    @Booma4142 5 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    You said it yourself, booth babes are competition. Professional competition. Can't have that.

  • @haaly7245
    @haaly7245 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    I would have loved to say to her: "Why do you say they're being sexualized? If you get turned on by them, it's your fault, not theirs..."

    • @Darksky1001able
      @Darksky1001able 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      As the saying goes "If youre advertising, be prepared to sell."

  • @epicmojo2247
    @epicmojo2247 5 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    Zombie Unicorn may be right so next E3 they should require all female booth ambassadors to wear nothing but body paint.

    • @arkivik
      @arkivik 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      :3

    • @ciizar6941
      @ciizar6941 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Epic Mojo guess I have to go to the next E3 then... purely for scientific research purposes of course :D

  • @BlancaMari
    @BlancaMari 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    "When I'm a voice of reason, there is something wrong with the system"
    You're like the drug trip version of Nanny McFee

  • @ryanlahart534
    @ryanlahart534 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Gundam: "What is your thought process here?"
    Me: "Thot process?"

  • @danielclark-hughes692
    @danielclark-hughes692 5 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    "Yes, dress however you want...
    ...If you're gonna advertise be ready to sell"
    A woman said this? Damn, she knows what's up.

    • @dioxincaddiz8166
      @dioxincaddiz8166 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      El Carlos thats because she's a real feminist from back when women were actually oppressed, not a cam girl in disguise targeting minors like the twitch/gamer feminists are.

    • @Delimon007
      @Delimon007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@dioxincaddiz8166
      How were females oppressed? Females were happier back then than now. They didn't have to work, they could still influence the votes and not turn our country into a shithole like they have now, and they could literally do just about whatever the fuck they wanted to not including a select few things.
      The fact that women were happier in the past is all that needs to be said about whether or not they were being "oppressed."

    • @IMidgetManI
      @IMidgetManI 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Delimon007 You can still be happy and be oppressed. I mean, look at slavery in America, plenty of them where very happy about their place in the world. Doesn't mean its right. If you don't know about the alternative, you would live pretty contently.

    • @Delimon007
      @Delimon007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@IMidgetManI
      I'm going to have to completely disagree with that, most slaves were not happy, they were being tortured and worked to death 24/7. They aren't even remotely similar or comparable. I know all about the alternative, the facts don't lie. Women were not oppressed and they were happily going about their lives. Women did not even want to vote, MEN forced them to take that right and that was a mistake.

    • @IMidgetManI
      @IMidgetManI 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Delimon007 google "women suffrage" and you can find plenty of examples of women wanting to vote. And man, just think about it. Imagine what gender you are dictates what kind of rights you get.

  • @K1LLW1N
    @K1LLW1N 5 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    Normal People: "oh, people dancing over there, k." walks away
    Pro Outragers: "O M G THOSE NAKED WOMEN ARE GYRATING! I MUST TWEET!"
    Says it all.

  • @TheNdoki
    @TheNdoki 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Wait a minute, if they're trying to claim that a man getting aroused is 100% his fault, then they're admitting they have absolutely zero ability to arouse a man.
    ...interesting.

    • @TaoScribble
      @TaoScribble 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I just had a thought...
      If that's how they feel, it's says _exactly_ how they feel about the gay community. So then why aren't more people taking up torches and pitchforks against them like they did with Crowder?
      Oh, right. He has a penis.

    • @Elenrai
      @Elenrai 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TaoScribble to be fair. Crowder is a hack, not that what he stated two, three years ago were not gold, but the man is as much of a con artist as zoe or anita, sadly crowder holds some opinions on sensitive topics, and he really suck at explaining them in a way that does not make him appear like a troll that went pro.
      Unfortunately he then speaks about foregin affairs in europe and well...if Bernie Sanders failed to grasp Social Democracy and swapped the words, crowder is still at the stage where he looks at "social" and wonders about its meaning while pretending that he knows.
      Its pain.
      Zombie Unicorn is irrelevant, Anita is wrinkly and past the "Best before" date. The biggest twat around is crowder, no wonder they tried to silence him. Total BS of course but. Thats what those people do. Peddle shit

  • @motherlyfather9871
    @motherlyfather9871 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    *"How can I earn money if people find out others have talent"*
    Probably something like that.

  • @danchase7454
    @danchase7454 5 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    She doesn't like competition i guess.
    You have no idea how toxic and vindictive women get when they realize they are getting old and they see a new young girl replace them.

    • @misseslola8755
      @misseslola8755 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Dan Chase i agree with that, women like that are fucking crazy and would say anything to make themselves as a victim

    • @BiteMyShinyMetal4ss
      @BiteMyShinyMetal4ss 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I've even seen mothers being like that to their own daughters... its terrible.

    • @diehard3293
      @diehard3293 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Munchausens syndrome is the real deal

    • @armaggedon4christ
      @armaggedon4christ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "SHES PRETTIER THAN ME, TAKE HER JOB!!!"

    • @adamhart1808
      @adamhart1808 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hiding the darkness that’s on all humans behind societies stereotype of a pure virtuous gender. All humans, all genders, have the potential to do messed up things

  • @Roboute727
    @Roboute727 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    This situation is the perfect example of doublethink from the book 1984. Thinking 2 completly opposite things but believing in both as true.

  • @FozzieOscar
    @FozzieOscar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Accepting a job opportunity designed specifically for women = OK
    Offering that opportunity = Not OK

    • @anayos6726
      @anayos6726 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      FozzieOscar Haha, don’t expect thots who sit on their ass all day, making money for just existing to have any semblance of logic. They NEVER think through their beliefs, and silence anyone who dare to savagely deconstruct it.

    • @feathercat9118
      @feathercat9118 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thots are not know for there intelligence,they think with there tits.

    • @philosopher9672
      @philosopher9672 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Lethargy514 Lol then Unicorn must be worthless cuz she is ugly af haha, she got big jugs tho

  • @Ettrix
    @Ettrix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    All that needs to be done:
    1)Take her speech about the girls, overlay it over screen caps/videos of her body painting, upload and send/spread
    2) Ask her how she knows the girls on stage weren't showcasing their dancing "art"

  • @Noble-Nova
    @Noble-Nova 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    ZombieUnicorn: "My problem is with the companies that use women as sexual objects in the gaming space."
    Well... You don't seem to have a problem with Twitch staff using women as sexual objects in the gaming space. Lol.

    • @BigDecoded
      @BigDecoded 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A site for streaming GAMES xd

    • @PrimoPete
      @PrimoPete 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Quite a large population of women are actually perpetually jealous of other women and indirectly or directly try to ruin the later and then proclaim their own righteousness while doing it.
      The same happened with the fat ugly feminists trying to ruin the careers of F1 grid girls.

  • @Dante9345
    @Dante9345 5 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    A 42 MINUTE VIDEO ?!
    The Elder God’s have blessed us

    • @mob4609
      @mob4609 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Indeed

    • @henriqueazank5254
      @henriqueazank5254 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Indeed

    • @jaysherriff767
      @jaysherriff767 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Praise be to cthulu lol

    • @JP-ww5vz
      @JP-ww5vz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Gunden only did it after consulting with the Elder Gods

    • @kylechristenson6927
      @kylechristenson6927 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Holy fuck I didnt even see it was that long. All praise daddy Gundam

  • @batshine8
    @batshine8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    But if they get rid of the Booth Babes then they can try and have more eyes on them when walking around the convention. More like the ban on booth babes is to squash competition.

  • @v0rtexbeater
    @v0rtexbeater 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    1:04 "what do booty shorts and bra tops have to do with energy drinks?"
    What do cleavage and loose clothes have to do with streaming videogames?

  • @Kriticalhitscircle
    @Kriticalhitscircle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    42 minutes of Gundam...what have we done for this blessing!?

  • @HowdyYT
    @HowdyYT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    “She painted the 16th chapel on her chest”
    😂🤣 oh Gundam please never change

    • @joopjam
      @joopjam 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sistine chapel

    • @HowdyYT
      @HowdyYT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Joop Jam listen carefully

    • @joopjam
      @joopjam 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Howdy i realised after lol

  • @MoonBeamLaser
    @MoonBeamLaser 5 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    No one:
    Absolutely no one:
    ZombiUnicorn: BOOTH BABES ARE PROBLEMATIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @emeraldzero2108
    @emeraldzero2108 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    What bothers me the most is not the fact that she's being hypocritical and shaming others but herself, but the fact that she "cosplayed" as Velma with the glasses on her head.

  • @truebluegem
    @truebluegem 5 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    Didn't Zombie Unicorn call a bunch of people fig-gots once? Seems to me like "progressive twitter" has a very selective memory.

    • @jimjob28
      @jimjob28 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      As a whole, the "progressive movement" is very good about ignoring facts for the sake of convenience.

  • @Matt_328
    @Matt_328 5 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    Zombie Unicorn? Sorry, I don't know that pokemon.

    • @Jbug0000
      @Jbug0000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I have like shuckle no one wants to catch it

    • @MrWinczakos
      @MrWinczakos 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think it's a He-Man villain

    • @solaire7046
      @solaire7046 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      its not a pokemon its a stage of cancer

    • @somebody5702
      @somebody5702 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Chinpoko-mon!!

    • @Enclavefakesoldier
      @Enclavefakesoldier 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It was supposedly a missingno

  • @sarasunshinemt4444
    @sarasunshinemt4444 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    "...if you advertise, BE READY TO SELL."
    Yup. Hard truths, right there.

  • @DrRynsta
    @DrRynsta 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Damn dude you made me want to do another play through of Max Payne 3, game's an absolute masterpiece.

    • @mattjindrak
      @mattjindrak 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah...you'll walk...with a LIMP!

    • @davidharris3028
      @davidharris3028 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mattjindrak oh the Payne I feel is to the max

    • @hell_pike9150
      @hell_pike9150 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      God you are right. one of the best games I've ever played

  • @tron5116
    @tron5116 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    "If anything were to happen to her looks?"
    like hitting the wall 😬

    • @stubbyfoamz1
      @stubbyfoamz1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      If anything were to happen to her looks it would be an improvement

    • @TheLiamis
      @TheLiamis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      She already hit the wall. The wall is now going to curb stomp her ass.

    • @stevend4544
      @stevend4544 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Crow Daddy legit I've always been a small boob guy for that reason cant ever tell what they reallly look like till the bras off

    • @BunnaySango
      @BunnaySango 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Every slut hits the wall at some point

    • @tron5116
      @tron5116 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Was referring to Kelly jean and that they both haven't hit 30 yet lol

  • @laurene988
    @laurene988 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Grid girls version 2.0
    Such cognitive dissonance, 'woman can do it if they want! But companies shouldn't offer those jobs! "

    • @nadalius1154
      @nadalius1154 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@darrengordon-hill Just a bunch of crudy boomers that listen to the vocal minority thinking the whole world thinks like them.

    • @darrengordon-hill
      @darrengordon-hill 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@nadalius1154
      Modern traditionalists.
      "It's outdated" they say.
      Based on nothing but the smell of their own farts.
      "It's a woman's right" is the same argument sex workers use, so anyone that disagrees with me is a whore.
      Then, with a straight face, say, "My campaigning had nothing to do with you losing your entire field of employment; the men in charge did that, I'm just a powerless woman nobody listens to, which is why we need feminism"

    • @Enclavefakesoldier
      @Enclavefakesoldier 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@darrengordon-hill more like neutered soyboys. You bring up an excellent point though.

    • @darrengordon-hill
      @darrengordon-hill 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Enclavefakesoldier
      Ignore the women defacing "Beach body ready" posters, protesting in Hyde Park and suggesting such adverts cause women all manner of physical & psychological issues... blame the Muslim mayor for banning sexy ad campaigns cos he hates women cos Islam.
      Campaign to Facebook etc for manner of "safety" but all we do is bitch at Mark "fall guy" Zuckerberg like he's some James Bond supervillain

  • @MrImmortal709
    @MrImmortal709 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Image the outcry if Platinum was a dude... Zombie would have gone into feminist-berserk mode.

  • @captainhybrid4045
    @captainhybrid4045 5 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    "Women don't objectify themselves."
    They certainly objectify other women though, look at Zombie with the dancers. Doing a job to pay bills using skills they have earned and worked on to display their artistic passions, as dancing is an art form. Futher double standards by those cretins.

    • @jimjob28
      @jimjob28 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That is a really good point. She can't say her body painting (for money) is art, while simultaneously saying these girls dancing is anything less than art. The ONLY difference is these dancers work for a company, while Zombie is self employed (endorsements notwithstanding)

    • @gogomarioloshi
      @gogomarioloshi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Some women definitely objectify themselves. It's human nature to do it. No one is forcing those girls to do what they do. Also what does she call strippers or escorts? There was literally a movie with cardi b that was about women using their sex appeal to get things from men. That's not something that just happens in a movie.
      Also isn't it empowering in a way? She's calling out other women for doing a job that happens to focus on physical appearance. In 2019. Isn't that something like free choice, and using their bodies for their own benefits in a society that may look down on them for doing so? She sounds like a jealous and bitter woman complaining about another woman wearing shorts in the 1970s while also complaining about men oppressing women. It's funny how double standards work.

    • @jimjob28
      @jimjob28 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @OmoBoey If the dancers were all heavyweights it would be called body positivity. Semi-attractive women taking money from simps, it's also deemed acceptable in their eyes. You have to take the audience into consideration. It's only objectification when attractive women are doing something to make themselves appealing to desirable men. Because those women are a threat to the rest of the herd.
      Feminism is the domain of jealous women (almost always unattractive by conventional standards) seeking unearned attention, and the men willing to suck up to THOSE women; because the attractive, confident, popular women are out of their league. Once I figured that out, I became less confused as to how they can rationalize away their double standards.
      Basically, Zombie, and women like her, don't want to have to compete with those dancers for the attention of desirable men. Feminism and cries of objectification is their way of knocking more desirable women down a peg.

    • @gogomarioloshi
      @gogomarioloshi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jimjob28 the sad thing is the fact you have actual feminists that would call out zombie but they get hit with "internalized misogyny" because people don't have a good argument.

    • @jimjob28
      @jimjob28 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @OmoBoey I wish those "feminists" would drop that particular title and, instead, call themselves egalitarians.

  • @Seven7swords
    @Seven7swords 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Does zombieunicorn not realize dancing is also art?

    • @JakieBoi100
      @JakieBoi100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Don’t give her any ideas. No one wants to see an life sized unattractive lava lamp.

    • @ArtisChronicles
      @ArtisChronicles 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      JakieBoi100 except for her

    • @cartooncritique6625
      @cartooncritique6625 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I suspect there MANY THINGS she does not realize. ^^

  • @deaderstormunculus8771
    @deaderstormunculus8771 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    "what does ZombieUnicorn even do?"
    Me: "Uh Uh Uh Uh....... Nothing that's right"

  • @Travis-uz2jz
    @Travis-uz2jz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    If she streamed herself playing in traffic imagine how much attention she would get 🤔

  • @motherlyfather9871
    @motherlyfather9871 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    *"How can I earn money if people find out others have talent"*
    Probably something like that.

  • @wastelander9092
    @wastelander9092 5 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Ooooo a 42 min upload? Getting my popcorn to watch papa gundam

  • @deepposeidon289
    @deepposeidon289 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    2 things I have learnt about women is
    1. If it isn't beneficial to them they don't like it or want it.
    2. If it makes them money they will switch their view on a dime to pull in money.

    • @anayos6726
      @anayos6726 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      DeepPoseidon Haha, real chameleons, aren’t they? Thing is, their views are logically flawed, and poorly thought out.

    • @jas3946
      @jas3946 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I wouldn't generalise this to ALL women but yeah some/most.

    • @deepposeidon289
      @deepposeidon289 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jas3946 Nope it's basically all women... You see how quickly they can drop their views and values for something if it's beneficial to them.

  • @mikeymy3042
    @mikeymy3042 5 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    There's nothing sexual about body painting on twitch but if a guy was to do it he'd get an insta ban.

    • @krimsonking4331
      @krimsonking4331 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Can I paint my unit like a banana for tips.

    • @BoofHoover
      @BoofHoover 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Krimson King don’t forget to drop the link lmao

    • @randomwhittyname41
      @randomwhittyname41 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Someone should dress up like a bunny on Easter and paint their balls like festive eggs. See how long that goes before that channel is shut down. XD

    • @SapiaNt0mata
      @SapiaNt0mata 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      there's nothing wrong about body painting, but boob painting is a problem according to twitch rules. you have to wear modest cloths. boob paint = wear no top at all = 0 modesty. it's the equivalent of a man being naked on the bottom and just put a pasty on the tip of the dick and paint. if a man does that he will get banned faster than the speed of light.

    • @x_bane_x4112
      @x_bane_x4112 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@krimsonking4331 just the tips?

  • @Oroo420
    @Oroo420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I died at the end of this one Gundam. Guess what the after-video ad was? A SteelSeries Headset... pure gold.

  • @alfonsor4985
    @alfonsor4985 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Literally heard about this and was saying how I can't wait for a 40 minute plus video by you.

  • @zhoheb
    @zhoheb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    lol just saw this on the quartering and now gundam what a treat!

    • @zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba0
      @zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Behold seeing the TH-cam struggle for relevancy first hand. Being a normie didn't ever feel so great.

    • @bobbybologna3029
      @bobbybologna3029 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      the quarter pounder gets old pretty quick

    • @DermyOP
      @DermyOP 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@bobbybologna3029 what about a double quarter pounder

    • @xenoslayerlv426
      @xenoslayerlv426 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same

    • @moulanakratos
      @moulanakratos 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Quarter Pounder is pretty boring tbh ! Gundam is a comedic genius compared to him.

  • @DGGRevolution
    @DGGRevolution 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "Come on guys, it's [current year], [objectifying/offending] people who are [race/preference/gender] is not okay anymore. You can't make jokes at the expense of [prior choice], it's [prior choice]phobic! Leave that behavior in [prior year]!"
    I've cracked the formula, research grant put to good use.

    • @ArtisChronicles
      @ArtisChronicles 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ThatGomuGuy yes, a true failure to virtue signal.

    • @darrengordon-hill
      @darrengordon-hill 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I can't believe rape is still a crime; I mean, it's 2019 FFS!!

  • @XtremeConditions
    @XtremeConditions 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "Me? I'm up front. I'm quite the dirtbag."
    That made my morning dude... lmao

  • @JustSomeGuy009
    @JustSomeGuy009 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Putting woman out of work? Not helping that "wAgE GaP".

    • @armaggedon4christ
      @armaggedon4christ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Male booth bros get paid 0% as much as booth babes...we need equality

  • @napster9999
    @napster9999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Just because I'm walking through a bad neighborhood wearing my Rolex and gold chains, does not give criminals the right to mug me.

    • @zacharyfountain441
      @zacharyfountain441 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Napster
      I SAY THIS ALL THE TIME!
      So I had to comment. Lol, it’s like well of course you SHOULD be able to do that. But there’s a lot of things that SHOULD be that AREN’T.

    • @Chaotic_Jackal
      @Chaotic_Jackal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      True but you also only have yourself to blame when it eventually does happen. Just because someone doesn't have the right to do something to you doesn't absolve you from taking steps to help ensure that it doesn't happen.

    • @danielbrown503
      @danielbrown503 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      As you're being beaten and robbed, tell your attackers that they "don't have the right". See if that saves you. Afterwards, you will be mocked and ridiculed because you are a stupid f#cking idiot.

    • @revfunk8823
      @revfunk8823 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Afuckingmen. Sorry, but if you only wear enough clothes to cover your goodies I don't feel sorry for the consequences YOU helped initiate.

    • @redtukeguy4263
      @redtukeguy4263 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good luck

  • @tessobaby
    @tessobaby 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I forgot ZombiUnicorn was even alive until you posted this

    • @daocvet
      @daocvet 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Which I am sure that is what she really wants, best to do what you did before, forget she ever existed, I know I will do my part! lol

  • @tryintech839
    @tryintech839 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    If a male Bird of Paradise's tail is less than 6'0", the female Bird of Paradise will swipe left on him. It's just science.

  • @tuchesuavae
    @tuchesuavae 5 ปีที่แล้ว +253

    1. How are they being being sexualized
    2. They are not scantily clad
    3. There are male dancers
    4. The males are also fully clothed
    5. You said jothing about males
    6.none or the dancersbor twerking or being provocative
    7. See number 1

    • @MDethCKR
      @MDethCKR 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      They were more attractive than her, so immediately a threat to her...clearly.

    • @TKUltra971
      @TKUltra971 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Even the guys were more attractive than her. LMAO.

    • @Elenrai
      @Elenrai 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@TKUltra971 id sure as fk pay more attention to the guys! two reason;1 gay, 2, might learn something cool from observing them!

    • @gogomarioloshi
      @gogomarioloshi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Because talking about men being in the same position as women would mean something is a human issue and "othering" would be useless. It's as if a bunch of "progressives" and "feminists" aren't really progressive and aren't really looking at issues at all. They just talk about things for brownie points. They are willing to throw people and context and facts under the bus just to say something that ends up being hypocritical. They are willing to not take criticism and facts because social media "tells" people that trolls and bad people are the only ones that are going to disagree. They are so fragile to the point where saying you disagree causes them to to break down mentally (they should look into getting help or think about deleting social media for a week if that happens).

  • @The_Brain189
    @The_Brain189 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    If I saw Zombie Unicorn I'd say "holy shit! I thought Chris Farley was dead."

    • @michellebrumm9979
      @michellebrumm9979 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i heard she lives in a van down by the river

    • @bloatedbehemoth1979
      @bloatedbehemoth1979 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Now that’s just rude to Chris Farley comparing him to a thot

    • @anaklusmosgreek3198
      @anaklusmosgreek3198 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Damn
      ...
      Nuked whatever false self-esteem that took her 5 years to cultivate

  • @stephenobrien6983
    @stephenobrien6983 5 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    What's that old saying again?
    Oh yeah.
    "They cry out in pain as they strike you."

  • @TheBigDynamo
    @TheBigDynamo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    12:37 Why is no one talking about this beauty that happened in Max Payne 3?

    • @phenomanon3040
      @phenomanon3040 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is that what game this is?

    • @eradicateoni7394
      @eradicateoni7394 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@phenomanon3040 Max Payne 3 its super fun

    • @phenomanon3040
      @phenomanon3040 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@eradicateoni7394 thanks man! Is it worth playing the 2nd one? I played the 1st loved it!

    • @eradicateoni7394
      @eradicateoni7394 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@phenomanon3040 Yes in my opinion all the games are great

    • @phenomanon3040
      @phenomanon3040 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@eradicateoni7394 thanks I'll seek them out!

  • @luissantiago5163
    @luissantiago5163 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Not surprised you are covering this. Been looking forward to this. *edit* Girl's in a glass house and pulls the pin on a hand grenade.

    • @jeffreyhejny7315
      @jeffreyhejny7315 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I saw another TH-camr cover ZU earlier. The entire time I was watching that video, I was waiting for Gundaddy to upload his.

  • @Hump4free
    @Hump4free 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    I always had the hots for Velma but then ZU killed it...

    • @Malphorus
      @Malphorus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      duuude, same.

    • @VerdyBerdy
      @VerdyBerdy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Wait thats velma? I thought she was just trying to be a pumpkin.

    • @lorgaraurelian4076
      @lorgaraurelian4076 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@VerdyBerdy that fuck you mean? Why would a pumpkin be reading a god damn book with a magnifying glass? Of course it's Velma nigga.
      I can see what you mean about the pumpkin tho.

    • @boglin
      @boglin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@VerdyBerdy zoinks

    • @MrNickPresley
      @MrNickPresley 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@boglin Jinkies!

  • @BillCarter2k19
    @BillCarter2k19 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    42 minute video?! "grabs a drink and some popcorn"...

  • @sass1ap
    @sass1ap 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    She realized she's hitting the proverbial "wall", and can't deal with that realization emotionally

  • @666Ambriz
    @666Ambriz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I was gonna cry myself to sleep this lonely Saturday night. But gundam upload now I’m happy and the night is saved.

    • @missyOJ
      @missyOJ 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      666Ambriz you alright?

    • @shabibmahab
      @shabibmahab 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’ve awoken from a deep slumber on a late Sunday afternoon. Gundam has put me back to sleep with this new information.

  • @profanegunman7586
    @profanegunman7586 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Max Payne 3 is an excellent background game, so satisfying to watch.

    • @hitmanVCL
      @hitmanVCL 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Profane Gunman thanks man I was wondering what game it was and I wanna try it

  • @64bitcrafts
    @64bitcrafts 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Bless you Gundam, for diving far deeper into this story than any sane person concerned about their health should. I hope the medical bills aren't too steep, and hopefully your next story won't rob you of what little will to live this issue likely left you with.

  • @thelastmotel
    @thelastmotel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My favourite is when they give you the "statistics" regarding something going unreported : X% of Y goes unreported.
    It's an impossible thing to claim, no matter what the subject is.

    • @EdgarFriendlysCivicsTeacher
      @EdgarFriendlysCivicsTeacher 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's not true. Did you know that 67% percent of statistics made up on the spot are correct 9 times out of 10.

  • @TheAuzman466
    @TheAuzman466 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I came across a comment from ZombiUnicorn on a tweet about a month ago, I decided to reply to it with a bully hunters joke. "What did you do with BullyHunter77?"
    I was blocked within seconds.

    • @druid-exe
      @druid-exe 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      TheAuzman466 yupp

  • @randomdude_2000
    @randomdude_2000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I actually like your longer videos cuzz it gives you time to go on your full rants which are hilarious

    • @SpaceO2
      @SpaceO2 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      random dude hell yeah 😂

  • @therealkillerb7643
    @therealkillerb7643 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I respectfully disagree. I've seen those pictures of her painting her body and there is certainly nothing sexual about it; that unless, you are into land whales.

    • @kimrasmussen7188
      @kimrasmussen7188 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      no wonder she hates the booth babes, she knows, that she would never stand a chance against them. thanks to twitch , she can get rid of them with a few clicks

    • @MrWinczakos
      @MrWinczakos 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Make Whales Great Again

  • @flakey7832
    @flakey7832 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    20:45
    "the company's toxic presumption that most gamers are neckberads"
    then neckbeards should be the ones who get offended... right?

  • @dukethedragon9096
    @dukethedragon9096 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    42 minutes long ? Wait just a minute I'm going to grab my popcorn, ice cream, and my will to live.

    • @user-dq5xg2zk8j
      @user-dq5xg2zk8j 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *well I can handle another 42 minutes *

    • @Walamonga1313
      @Walamonga1313 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      More like, Gundam just granted us the will to live

    • @dukethedragon9096
      @dukethedragon9096 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Walamonga1313 True

  • @wonderbread5565
    @wonderbread5565 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I wonder if can have every Staff Member, CEO etc of Twitch thrown in the slammer for soliciting Softcore porn to Minors on their platform.
    Class action lawsuit; there's enough evidence there.

    • @anayos6726
      @anayos6726 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wonder Bread I wonder what the hell goes on with those staff members.. They actively, and continuously ignore their own guidelines when it comes to these thots, even when some of them don’t even make that much money for Twitch. Some moderators were even allowing *porn* to be streamed, and let it continue until it switched to gay porn, so it makes me think some of their staff must be closet perverts.

  • @swansenlock2348
    @swansenlock2348 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Zombie who...
    Err I don’t care. My life is fine without her in my thought space.

    • @cavey92347284life20
      @cavey92347284life20 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Lol if I wanna see porn then I go to pornhub. I don't go to Twitter and Twitch

    • @ZoanBlade90
      @ZoanBlade90 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Amen.

  • @jasonisfamous6544
    @jasonisfamous6544 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That tweet about someone running up to hug her seems made up for sure

  • @jestergodfield690
    @jestergodfield690 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Gundam doing a 30min+ video? Ooooooh boi, clear my schedule I GOTTA SEE THIS

  • @Raverjdog
    @Raverjdog 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    She's pissed cos they stealing attention away from her, cmon folks we all know it's true. She is so shallow and attention starved that unless the whole world is talking about her, then she feels unimportant am I right.

  • @DirkusTurkess
    @DirkusTurkess 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    It'sAGundam bodypaint tutorial needs to happen :P

    • @Neonradss
      @Neonradss 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I reckon he should cosplay as a gundam and do it, giving us the gunpla / bodypainting crossover we never knew we wanted

    • @marthlink5015
      @marthlink5015 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Neonradss Cosplay a nude mecha stream and then say " You can't like ban me for expression of like art *rolls eyes*"

    • @hughneutron5303
      @hughneutron5303 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      that seems better for critical then gundam

    • @ianv.1470
      @ianv.1470 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Holy shit. He can paint himself AS A GUNDAM. Pure gold.

    • @hughneutron5303
      @hughneutron5303 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ianv.1470 we heard you like gundams: so we put a gundam on your gundam so you can fight while you fight

  • @dbchillin7747
    @dbchillin7747 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Sometimes people say stupid stuff and their ego and pride will not allow them to backtrack and apologize so they build on that

  • @alysonburch
    @alysonburch 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I think her new nickname should be Zamboni Unicorn. 😂

    • @nikbrickkbsgaming4117
      @nikbrickkbsgaming4117 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh snap! "rwwarr 😼" Got em!
      Lol you stone cold 😂

    • @Sir_Catnip
      @Sir_Catnip 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      zamboni unicorn lolol

  • @kdllamacorn9666
    @kdllamacorn9666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Happy fathers day. Gave my husband the gift of supporting one of his favorite people (patreon supporter). Thanks for the great videos!

    • @aizenalighieri9178
      @aizenalighieri9178 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You give money to another person as a gift for your man ? A donation for Gundam is good, but as a gift for the person you love, really ?
      "So you gift for your birthday is a Lama, for Pedro, a Peruvian who make scarf with penguins foreskin ..."
      I hope he appreciate your gift, at least ... x)

    • @AbraCaStabra
      @AbraCaStabra 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      First off, it's Father's Day not his Birthday, their anniversary, or Christmas. Second, I'm sure she knows her HUSBAND better than you do. Maybe this is a gift he will really appreciate for Father's Day.

    • @Regret2001
      @Regret2001 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@arianafox365 thats a bit kinky still.

    • @kdllamacorn9666
      @kdllamacorn9666 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aizenalighieri9178 lol I'm sure it seems like a weird gift. But it was only part of his stuff for fathersday. If you really need to know our business he also got the metro books and the witcher books. He is awesome and works hard which allows me to be a stay at home mom. In turn my job is the kids, the house, the finances. So he never subscribed because of that. If supporting gundam means he will continue to make more videos it benefits my husband.
      Long story short. He enjoyed it. Thanks for being an asshole.

  • @craigs71
    @craigs71 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Again its the old 'rules for thee but not for me' hypocrisy again.

    • @XxLew
      @XxLew 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      With a hint of the classic 'do as I say, not as i do'

    • @brandonw9635
      @brandonw9635 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I have notice you can apply that to most of the bs across the internet. Its with al sjw causes.

  • @goldenheartOh
    @goldenheartOh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    19:15 Total logic fail just on "I support women doing it but not companies hiring them". Sooo...what's the message?
    Companies shouldn't hire women? (But still let them volunteer to do what they want).
    Companies shouldn't support women?
    The women don't know any better, so she won't judge them, but the men who hire them should have better judgement than women, so she'll judge men?