Peter McKinnon does stuff a lot in his videos like change his hat or move something in the background. It is a lot harder to notice because it looks like the same clip without transitions.
From what I’ve read, a k/d of 1 is average. I play Fortnite (it’s a long story how it happened), and my average k/d for quite a while was 1.88. It’s slightly better now though. We would have to get into a private conversation for me to say why I can’t play cod or ghost recon.
@@RebelKaoss89I mean for every K there is a D. So obv if you’re K more than D, you’re an above average player and get a K/D ratio over 1. K/D of 0.44 for someone who plays a lot is pretty horrible.
@@hornetguy9063 acutally no. average is probably well below 1 because its not an even distribution around one. the common scenario in most of these shooters (lets say fortnite, not sure if thats even the battle royale now) the good players kill multiple people.
@@Blind_Sexy_and_Taken After the guy says, “I don’t need to call my crush… they’re in this car!” And girls start giggling, he turns to kiss the silent man in the passenger’s seat. The girls were in the back seat. Hope this helps!
People who unironically care about being woke are never honest, it's impossible for them to have any kind of real relationship. Everything they do is fake, it's all theatrical.
My cousin is in a woke relationship with a non believer. He’s an agnostic himself. They’re getting married and the wedding is funeral themed. Caskets and all. I almost don’t want to support this childish behavior but I have to smoke the briskets 🤦🏽
@@Sherelle86 they’ve already agreed not to have children and they uninvited the bride’s father because he disapproves of their behavior. It really is a freak show. But family is family I guess. I’m only excited for the brisket honestly.
Some of these videos just aren't about woke relationships which is a little confusing, but allow me to elaborate on "K/D" thing that Michael is unaware of: It's the player's kill to death ratio, and a .44 is a bad ratio. So I guess the joke is that his wife was ashamed to see how bad he is at that game, rather than finding a sordid browser history or weird sex stuff on his computer.
I didn’t know how woke a colleague was until I told him Wonka was woke trash and I had zero interest in seeing it… he just walked away and hasn’t spoken to me in 3 days🙄I still can b friends with people that hate Def Leppard but come on really😧
I think Michael makes a point to not say much during these reactions. The most insight he had this entire video was" I have nothing more to add". The dude has to be sitting back laughing
Keep waiting for someone to make a video about how modern gay men are in multiple group relationships "polycules" and each guy in those groups is in other groups as well. And people wonder why there are so many new AIDS drugs that claim they reduce the likelihood of spreading it.
You mean those drugs aren’t meant for patients who want to get married without risk of infecting their spouse? Well, I, for one, am shocked. Joking, there’s a reason most of those medication commercials feature primarily gay men. “Polycules” is a new one, tho. I wish I didn’t read that 😂
You seem weirdly preoccupied and fascinated by the relationship arrangements of gay men. Is there something you'd like to tell us? I'm gay myself and never even heard of 'polycules', there's no way someone who isn't deeply closeted or part of the community would know what such a thing even is. And what do you mean 'new AIDS drugs'? We've found pills and methods to reduce the transmission of the disease, just like with any other sexual diseases. This is the same as saying we shouldn't have contraception available because that indicates people are not having safe sex.
Seriously? You know absolutely nothing about what goes on outside a vanilla, straight relationship. Do you know about orgies, threesomes, foursomes? I’m guessing not. You’ve never been on a man’s yacht before, gross sex being the only thing on there. And poly relationships aren’t even common, most people just see that as justified cheating. Don’t be dumb. Stop watching “woke videos” because these videos get popular for being weird, then you people always think that they represent an entire community of people. Use your brain for once
That K/D means kills to deaths ratio :) And with that number on the screen her husband died 39 times for those 17 kills oh and in 20 matches he was lucky to get one kill a match...lol
If after just about fifteen years of even having same-sex marriage the divorce rate is over 70%, what does that say about true lifetime monogamy? If it's so rare with the women, how much more so with men? Doesn't make this "alternate marriage" look very good even on its own terms.
Gay relationships caving has no bearing on monogamy, because homosexuality is deviant behavior that goes against natural biology and the reason for having relationships in the first place. Monogamy between one man and one woman is the natural, healthy order of things. It takes just one man and just one woman to make a baby, and that same singular couple to raise their baby. Both men and women naturally form jealous attachments, meaning if a woman in a relationship goes and cheats on him, he’s bound to be jealous and hurt. It’s the same for men cheating on their women. Men and women work wonderfully in complimentary pairs, each party giving his or her all to the other. If you try to change that format, you end up with a messed up relationship that doesn’t work.
I looked it up. The seventy-something-percent statistic isn’t about the divorce rate of lesbian couples. It’s the proportion of same-sex divorces that are between two women. Still telling.
I don't know that same sex marriages are really that important to why things have gotten so messed up, I think that's gotten conflated with the social contagion that demands that we clap and cheer for people just for being gay. Be gay, I don't care, do what you want. But you don't get a trophy for it.
I am a nerd, so I'll translate the punchline of the video at 1:28. K/D ratio in video games is your kill to death ratio. A ratio of 0.44 means that he gets killed more than twice as often as he kills other players, which means he sucks at the game.
@@kevinpulliam3661 They can, though. IN certain states and other areas in the world, there are same sex marriages. Is it marriage in what God views as marriage? Absolutely not. However, that wasn't the point in that video at all. The woman in that video was stating that even in lesbian "marriages"/relationships, the divorce rate is 70+%, so women are "telling on themselves" as being the "problem" in failed relationships. This is in contrast to the woke view that men are the failure in relationships.
Nope. But Michael's response went way over yours. (He was subtly saying that marriage is between a man and a woman, so lesbian divorce isn't a thing.... Unless a lesbian was married to a man, then got a divorce.) Get it?
@@verenov77 well what he and I are both saying is it doesn’t matter what a government says, a men can’t marry a women, that’s just simply impossible because marriage involves sexual difference
If you blink you might miss the romance in this compilation. However i have been thoroughly assured that the romance is alive and well in these shorts .
Michael or Team PLEASE do videos reacting to Bro Science..>The man's videos are insanely funny and out of control DEF a Michael Reaction video series worth rewatching and paying for ...Seriously DO IT!!!! NOW !!!!! EVERY ONE IS FIRED IF NOT...okay ok im getting emotional :)
It’s a tik tok thing. Of course people who aren’t using the app won’t care at all. Oh and sorry that your husband doesn’t care to put thought into things
There’s a devoutly Catholic girl I have a crush on. She’s super conservative from what I can tell. I’m definitely right-leaning but she’s probably more right-wing than me. But we both share a close friend who’s left-leaning but extremely civil! I told her I have a crush on the Catholic girl, and she agreed to being my wingwoman! I’m not saying names for obvious reasons tho.
As a girl, "girl math" is not math. I had never even thought about money in that way and even though I understand the "logic" girls made up, I dont want to be associated. lol! I actually really looove math. It sounds fake but I love numbers. Its the only thing in this world that cannot be based off opinion. Math is exact. In the words of my fiance "Math is like a language. Its universal and once you understand it a lot of things start making sense in a different way you've never thought of before." I know its kind of the point that "girl math" is supposed to be outlandish, but I think it reflects our modern society and how people no longer know how to think logically.
Would y’all stop feasting on these? You know most of these are staged, right? You do know that the only reason why these “woke people” are popular is because they’re whole lifestyle is weird, right? And you for sure realize that most people don’t even have a “woke lifestyle”? Because it seems like you don’t. This is why you people are soooo pitiful, all yall do is take in such negative views of the world and the people on it
Idk man, I dig some of the takes from the daily wire people. But then he comes and says two women can’t marry each other cause it isn’t possible. Dude, it quite literally IS possible. Don’t be delusional.
1:49 Knowles, the point she's making is that the divorce rate is still high, and happen for the same reasons as they were in traditional man/woman relationship relationships. But these relationships, have only women. She's basically saying that those statistics imply that it's not the men that are the problem in failing marriages. How did that go over your head?
K/D refers to the kill to death ratio... typically, in games like Call of duty, anything below a one is considered to mean you're not good at the game and something like a 3 means you are legit pro level... his was a .44 which means he gets killed more than 2 times for every one kill that he tallies... thus, he is trash and his GF probably has a better K/D ratio than he does...
Girl: "It's not my fault you gave me two dads, it's confusing." Staged or not, that's brutal.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
i love how it switches from "cringe woke family" to "guy dressed as banana attacks guy dressed as gorilla
Just protecting his family.
its weird how no one noticed Michael wore at least 7 different clothes in the video
Lol 😂 he did
Yeah and the video with the little girl saying she’s confused abt the dads he reacted to before so I think they just did a mash up and uploaded it .
That's why it's a compilation, not just a reaction
Its because its a compilation of things he's already done
Peter McKinnon does stuff a lot in his videos like change his hat or move something in the background. It is a lot harder to notice because it looks like the same clip without transitions.
Half of these weren’t even relationship related things 😂
Thanks I thought I was the only one that noticed. I was a bit confused.
Finally someone said it...
That banana abandoning his fiance of an ape for his family is relationship related.
Love died and modernity killed it
Agreed 🎯
Modern women killed it.
@@Joe-hz1nwthird wave feminism*
@@Joe-hz1nw takes two to make a relationship, can’t put this one all on women. If modern men actually manned up for once, this wouldn’t have happened
Love is still alive, speak for yourself my wife is the shit
As a gamer the K/D ratio hurt a lot
From what I’ve read, a k/d of 1 is average. I play Fortnite (it’s a long story how it happened), and my average k/d for quite a while was 1.88. It’s slightly better now though. We would have to get into a private conversation for me to say why I can’t play cod or ghost recon.
@@RebelKaoss89I mean for every K there is a D. So obv if you’re K more than D, you’re an above average player and get a K/D ratio over 1. K/D of 0.44 for someone who plays a lot is pretty horrible.
@@hornetguy9063 acutally no. average is probably well below 1 because its not an even distribution around one. the common scenario in most of these shooters (lets say fortnite, not sure if thats even the battle royale now) the good players kill multiple people.
For a game like valorant I have a k/d/a of about 0.98 but In games like Fortnite I have a k/d of about 6-14
That “I don’t need to call my crush” was f*cking funny. And the “bag of gravy” was spectacular.
I didn’t get the call my crush video. What is the joke?
The joke is homosexuality
@@joethetoad was there a guy in the car as well? Sorry I’m blind, so I was listening to the video and not actually being able to see it.
@@Blind_Sexy_and_Taken After the guy says, “I don’t need to call my crush… they’re in this car!” And girls start giggling, he turns to kiss the silent man in the passenger’s seat. The girls were in the back seat. Hope this helps!
@@JusticeBajaj got it. I appreciate it.
“woke relationships” arent actual relationships😂
I would argue that they're extremely unhealthy ones but the point is the same.
i read this with a Perter Griffen voice in my head. Made my day thanks!
Fr
Or they're regular heterosexual relationships where they swap genders lol
People who unironically care about being woke are never honest, it's impossible for them to have any kind of real relationship. Everything they do is fake, it's all theatrical.
That child absolutely destroying her mother's life choices was god tier amazing! 10/10 Hilarious
This was very entertaining! The choice of videos to watch, Michaels reactions, the editing... Good job to the whole team! 👏
My cousin is in a woke relationship with a non believer. He’s an agnostic himself. They’re getting married and the wedding is funeral themed. Caskets and all. I almost don’t want to support this childish behavior but I have to smoke the briskets 🤦🏽
Are you forced to go?
Well those briskets aren't going to smoke themselves.
@@Sherelle86 I’d say not my problem if I was this guy.
Does having imaginary friends strengthen your marriage?
@@Sherelle86 they’ve already agreed not to have children and they uninvited the bride’s father because he disapproves of their behavior. It really is a freak show. But family is family I guess. I’m only excited for the brisket honestly.
3:09 Cmon Michael you know you liked it! I saw that giggle! Nice save though
We all knew what was going to happen in the "call your crush" video. but Michael still wasn't ready lol
Some of these videos just aren't about woke relationships which is a little confusing, but allow me to elaborate on "K/D" thing that Michael is unaware of: It's the player's kill to death ratio, and a .44 is a bad ratio. So I guess the joke is that his wife was ashamed to see how bad he is at that game, rather than finding a sordid browser history or weird sex stuff on his computer.
Thanks for helping an old man out here, bro. :-D I do play video games just not that type so I genuinely didn't know.
Thank you!! I'm not a gamer. That is pretty funny. 😅
I love how these end of the year videos are just all the shorts on the channel tossed into a longer video
It’s the equivalent of hell on earth watching woke people interact👿
Thankfully, there are none of these woke people in my life.
I didn’t know how woke a colleague was until I told him Wonka was woke trash and I had zero interest in seeing it… he just walked away and hasn’t spoken to me in 3 days🙄I still can b friends with people that hate Def Leppard but come on really😧
@@cherylM.905 if you tell a colleague a movie is woke trash, it's not your colleague.
You've really grown on me the past couple of years, Michael. Just wanted you to somehow know that. God bless!
I think Michael makes a point to not say much during these reactions. The most insight he had this entire video was" I have nothing more to add". The dude has to be sitting back laughing
Didn't expect Michael Knowles to react to Dom Mazetti when I woke up today. Glad to be surprised
Right! I need to check Dom out. I havent watched him in a long time and I forgot how much I need his bro science in my life.
The brofessor is a classic
editors killing it as usual
Keep waiting for someone to make a video about how modern gay men are in multiple group relationships "polycules" and each guy in those groups is in other groups as well. And people wonder why there are so many new AIDS drugs that claim they reduce the likelihood of spreading it.
You mean those drugs aren’t meant for patients who want to get married without risk of infecting their spouse? Well, I, for one, am shocked.
Joking, there’s a reason most of those medication commercials feature primarily gay men. “Polycules” is a new one, tho. I wish I didn’t read that 😂
You seem weirdly preoccupied and fascinated by the relationship arrangements of gay men. Is there something you'd like to tell us? I'm gay myself and never even heard of 'polycules', there's no way someone who isn't deeply closeted or part of the community would know what such a thing even is. And what do you mean 'new AIDS drugs'? We've found pills and methods to reduce the transmission of the disease, just like with any other sexual diseases. This is the same as saying we shouldn't have contraception available because that indicates people are not having safe sex.
Seriously? You know absolutely nothing about what goes on outside a vanilla, straight relationship. Do you know about orgies, threesomes, foursomes? I’m guessing not. You’ve never been on a man’s yacht before, gross sex being the only thing on there. And poly relationships aren’t even common, most people just see that as justified cheating. Don’t be dumb.
Stop watching “woke videos” because these videos get popular for being weird, then you people always think that they represent an entire community of people. Use your brain for once
@@RationalistMHshhhhhhh logic and ressoning hurts them
I think about the Roman Empire about two to three times a week. My husband said he never thinks about it.
Tits are temporary, but the glory of Rome is forever
That one making fun of Randy Petersen from the PBA... beautiful.
That K/D means kills to deaths ratio :) And with that number on the screen her husband died 39 times for those 17 kills oh and in 20 matches he was lucky to get one kill a match...lol
“a trans-financial” OMG i felt that to my core 😂❤
If after just about fifteen years of even having same-sex marriage the divorce rate is over 70%, what does that say about true lifetime monogamy? If it's so rare with the women, how much more so with men? Doesn't make this "alternate marriage" look very good even on its own terms.
Gay relationships caving has no bearing on monogamy, because homosexuality is deviant behavior that goes against natural biology and the reason for having relationships in the first place. Monogamy between one man and one woman is the natural, healthy order of things. It takes just one man and just one woman to make a baby, and that same singular couple to raise their baby. Both men and women naturally form jealous attachments, meaning if a woman in a relationship goes and cheats on him, he’s bound to be jealous and hurt. It’s the same for men cheating on their women. Men and women work wonderfully in complimentary pairs, each party giving his or her all to the other. If you try to change that format, you end up with a messed up relationship that doesn’t work.
I looked it up. The seventy-something-percent statistic isn’t about the divorce rate of lesbian couples. It’s the proportion of same-sex divorces that are between two women. Still telling.
The divorce rate isn't over 70% it's like 25% and that includes people who skew the stats by having 9 failed marriages
We knew that long ago. It's an aberrant, sexually deviant lifestyle. Everyone knows that.
I don't know that same sex marriages are really that important to why things have gotten so messed up, I think that's gotten conflated with the social contagion that demands that we clap and cheer for people just for being gay. Be gay, I don't care, do what you want. But you don't get a trophy for it.
I am a nerd, so I'll translate the punchline of the video at 1:28. K/D ratio in video games is your kill to death ratio. A ratio of 0.44 means that he gets killed more than twice as often as he kills other players, which means he sucks at the game.
Wow the one about lesbian marriages went way over Michael’s head.
Well what they were saying wasn’t conforming to reality. They were implying women can marry each other which obviously isn’t true
@@kevinpulliam3661 They can, though. IN certain states and other areas in the world, there are same sex marriages. Is it marriage in what God views as marriage? Absolutely not. However, that wasn't the point in that video at all. The woman in that video was stating that even in lesbian "marriages"/relationships, the divorce rate is 70+%, so women are "telling on themselves" as being the "problem" in failed relationships. This is in contrast to the woke view that men are the failure in relationships.
Nope. But Michael's response went way over yours.
(He was subtly saying that marriage is between a man and a woman, so lesbian divorce isn't a thing.... Unless a lesbian was married to a man, then got a divorce.)
Get it?
It went over YOUR head bruh
@@verenov77 well what he and I are both saying is it doesn’t matter what a government says, a men can’t marry a women, that’s just simply impossible because marriage involves sexual difference
Imagine running into Mr.Knowles at a Costco . That would be a dream
I ❤ this new format and style. Nice Editing and clips 🔆
If you blink you might miss the romance in this compilation. However i have been thoroughly assured that the romance is alive and well in these shorts .
I remember a time when no one ever asked anyone about how often they thought about the Roman Empire, wasn't that like five minutes ago?
As a woman I love when a man’s body is in shape. It’s attractive and not a sloppy mess. I also workout everyday.
Merry Christmas, M.Knowles 😊
Two men kissing is still horrific and disgusting. For all their flailing and demanding that we act like it’s normal, it’s still sick.
Now I know. I always felt something inside. Thanks Michael. I’m coming out: I’m transfinancial too.
So obsessed with trans. Weird
2:35 She means women divorcing women because the woman abused the other woman.
The fact that the monkey and the banana are here is just too funny, it is indeed a complicated kind of ralationship
Two women CAN and DO get married. I’m medial-conservative but I fully support gay marriage as I am bisexual, it’s a real thing dude.
Another bisexual right wing girl? I think I found twin 🤭
Michael or Team PLEASE do videos reacting to Bro Science..>The man's videos are insanely funny and out of control DEF a Michael Reaction video series worth rewatching and paying for ...Seriously DO IT!!!! NOW !!!!!
EVERY ONE IS FIRED IF NOT...okay ok im getting emotional :)
HA!! Never heard of this dude. He's HILARIOUS! -- THANKS!!
I asked my husband about the Roman Empire thing and he was so confused. Apparently he couldn’t care less about it
Fiend! File those papers.
It’s a tik tok thing. Of course people who aren’t using the app won’t care at all. Oh and sorry that your husband doesn’t care to put thought into things
Crazy seeing buzz on this
Also the banana got me off guard
Good video
Michael: "I'm not a nerd"
Everybody watching: "Keep telling yourself that" 🤣🤣🤣
Love these, even better with Careless Whisper lol
It's the transfinancial video that just had me crying from laughter 😹😹
5:02 gym what’s a gym got me cracking up
The cut from Gladiator was gold
“2 ladies can’t marry each other that’s the craziest thing I’ve ever heard 😂”
I love Michael reacts compilations 😂
Michael. Your videos never fail to satisfy! Thank you.
3:09 - my fav part of this whole thing 🤣
Super straight as hell😂
There’s a devoutly Catholic girl I have a crush on. She’s super conservative from what I can tell. I’m definitely right-leaning but she’s probably more right-wing than me. But we both share a close friend who’s left-leaning but extremely civil! I told her I have a crush on the Catholic girl, and she agreed to being my wingwoman!
I’m not saying names for obvious reasons tho.
I believe in you
oh because she watches Michael too?
Get her dude!
Good luck bro
What are the obvious reasons? We won’t snitch 😂
As a girl, "girl math" is not math. I had never even thought about money in that way and even though I understand the "logic" girls made up, I dont want to be associated. lol! I actually really looove math. It sounds fake but I love numbers. Its the only thing in this world that cannot be based off opinion. Math is exact. In the words of my fiance "Math is like a language. Its universal and once you understand it a lot of things start making sense in a different way you've never thought of before." I know its kind of the point that "girl math" is supposed to be outlandish, but I think it reflects our modern society and how people no longer know how to think logically.
Or as Cady said, it’s the same in every country.
5:26 Michael watching @hardybucks 👀 I spat out my tea 😂😂😂😂 🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪
Sometimes I wish we could go back
Give that little girl cookie she earned it man she just roasted her mom
1:15 That was hilarious! 🤣& 3:56 LMAO! 🤣🤣🤣
I think he already reacted to a couple of these
By the multiple outfits, I'm sure it's a compilation video.
@@kellmac ahh. I didn't notice. I was just like "wait I remember that"
I think Michael Knowles actually has homophobia 😂
when Michael sees the 2 guys kissing and he hides behind his face and then takes a quick peak with that smile.... that's saying something.
6:48 The Slurp 😂
The pin action killed me... ohhhh . 🤦🏻♀️🤣
4:55 i think Michael missed the joke about it going in the center... of two circles...
He's just so innocent, he didn't get it :)
I'm confused. If Knowles thinks "woke relationships" are so gross, then why did he pretend to be in one?
agreed.
michael knowles is the funniest dude i swear
more woke relationships plz
i love them
Would y’all stop feasting on these? You know most of these are staged, right? You do know that the only reason why these “woke people” are popular is because they’re whole lifestyle is weird, right? And you for sure realize that most people don’t even have a “woke lifestyle”?
Because it seems like you don’t. This is why you people are soooo pitiful, all yall do is take in such negative views of the world and the people on it
Two guys kissing is disgusting but bro had no problem making a scene sleeping with one. Ok buddy.
😂😂 y’all never letting this man forget
Michael…you are 100% a nerd. All love😂
"i kinda dont need because they are in this car got." me dying
Hope you had a good Christmas Michael!!
The gym bro is Dom Mazzetti. He’s been doing a gym bro parody account for over a decade and it’s been brilliant the whole time.
Michael assumes a lot of things are staged. He's so innocent.
The transfinancial got me bro 😂
Ain't no way he reacted to Trey Kennedy, I need more of that
To enlighten all the non-gamers. K/D stands for Kill to Death ratio. So a 0.44 K/D means you are trash at the game 😂
Ur reactions alone make me laugh 😂❤
The Quin69 clip got me haha
Becoming a comedian now huh Michael? 🤣 Thanks for the laughs! I needed that! LOL 😂
lol got him reacting to Dom Mazetti
Idk man, I dig some of the takes from the daily wire people. But then he comes and says two women can’t marry each other cause it isn’t possible. Dude, it quite literally IS possible. Don’t be delusional.
I love watching BSL 😂
never thought id see knowles react to the brofessor LMAO
When the divorce rate of your choosing is pushing 80% that means your probably making a incorrect decision.
Not a decision
That poor little gurl. Even my dad best me it didn't touch my mother and stayed with her through thick and thin. My mom is a wonderful women btw
Transfinancial? I like that one!
I'm so disappointed the banana guy didn't lead with "BananAAAAAA!"
1:49 Knowles, the point she's making is that the divorce rate is still high, and happen for the same reasons as they were in traditional man/woman relationship relationships. But these relationships, have only women. She's basically saying that those statistics imply that it's not the men that are the problem in failing marriages. How did that go over your head?
😂😂😂 This was freaking hilarious!!🔥
I did not expect the brosciencelife reference 😂
K/D refers to the kill to death ratio... typically, in games like Call of duty, anything below a one is considered to mean you're not good at the game and something like a 3 means you are legit pro level... his was a .44 which means he gets killed more than 2 times for every one kill that he tallies... thus, he is trash and his GF probably has a better K/D ratio than he does...
It also hopefully means he has better things to do.
@@JacksonCampbell Maybe...
I NEED see more of his reactions to Dom mazzeti😂
Michael Knowles = MK
MK = Mortal Kombat
6:38 this must be universal. Im argentinian and I feel the same. It Also applies to bull ring on the nose
God that video was like a jump scare the third one I believe the car one.
The editors are artists
I would like that too.
None of these are woke, more like memes making fun of woke relationships
Yeah I got very confused because of that.
The kid and the two dads 😂😂😂
“That’s why I don’t go to gym, ever. It makes me a super-straight!” 🤣
is this video titled correctly? "woke relationships?" a lot of these clips have nothing to do with woke relationships