I know that if this happened in real life, the reporters would have the article title of: Derek Turner Says Proclaims to be "God" in the game of basketball. That he is "No mere mortal."
announcer: "aaaaaaaaand one lucky fan gets a face full of sweaty anaconda as Turner heads off the court. now he's got a story for the future kids and grandkids."
the fact there are people who are 40 years younger than the directors of the people who make the game, and are extremely better at making games with 1/10 of the budget truly amazes
That reporter could have signed with a nba team, he just got an injury that kept him off the court at the wrong time and decided to study and graduate. True story.
@@Saltedroastedcaramel no shit sherlock ps4 already released that year and for god sake animation in videogames pretty much good than whatever this monstrosity is.
3:32 "Im glad you didnt lose your cool" *moments earlier* - Got teched out for arguing. - Spoke as if he thought he was Kratos or something. - Bullied reporter for no reason. Real cool man.
I think it’s aged beautifully. I’ve been sitting here crying laughing at how awful the voice acting and writing is, I wish 2Ks my career were still this funny 😭😭 now they jus boring
Everything about this is so cringy The lack of audio sounds in the beginning where all you hear is the player screaming with his teammate casually talking like he's in a library. The player and interviewer woman never look at each other while speaking The weird ass face scan Everyone looks like playdough
People complain about 2k21 but...the mycareer and the story itself is FAR beyond this shit 🤣 I literally forgot how bad the stories have been in recent years, and really makes you appreciate this years game.
Naw I'm still on PS4, I'm looking forward to picking up the 5 though and checking out 2K on it. From what I've seen it seems a lot better. Especially physics and stuff like that. Looks a lot cleaner and smoother. How much improved is it over the PS4 version if you got it? But yeah I fucked with 2k19 career mode too.
@@mico_wrlddd It feels slower, shooting is more realistic so basically how ps4 was before the patch. You might want to turn off the haptic feedback on the controller. The triggers tighten up like if your stamina is low the R2 stiffens so you can't waste anymore, if you post up and the defender is strong the L2 button tightens up. It's a neat feature but when you're playing park or triple threat you can sprint all game without consequence I think it's best used in the actual nba games. Honestly if you look at videos of the game it looks similar but I swear I feel like I'm playing 2k14 all over again when you played the ps3 version then the ps4 version where animations were similar and gameplay but it felt smoother. Movement is realistic you can't just sprint up and shoot dudes actually have to plant their feet. Same on defense I feel like you're better in the paint on ps5 but also mistiming layups is insane.
Looking back at this video with you guys. This is cringeworthy as hell.
TH-cam recommendations are a crazy thing, but happy to be here
@@Operandie lol I'm wondering why this old video has gotten traffic
youtube algorithm got me wondering why im looking at ur myplayers squishy ass face
it gave me a good laugh
Go Lakers
-Got ejected with 31 seconds left in the 4th quarter up 30.
"We can't afford to have you get ejected in the middle of a game"
You slow ?
@@kasketsnslugs4523 are you?
😭😭😭
@@kasketsnslugs4523 huh?
@@kasketsnslugs4523 did you like your own comment? Lol
This guy faced scanned his pet hamster or some shit
BRUH
I remember trying to scan my dogs face fr, didn't end up too well
I prefer pufferfish 🤣🤣
Platypus more like it
I was looking for a comment on the face scan lmfao
“i aM nO mErE moRtAl i AM tHe gOd OF GlAsS” HAHAHAHAHAHH WTF
I know that if this happened in real life, the reporters would have the article title of: Derek Turner Says Proclaims to be "God" in the game of basketball. That he is "No mere mortal."
Hahahaha this game is shit
Bruh how could anyone keep a straight face to that
That shit was wild
It is currently 2am and I almost woke everyone up in the apartment 😂 this shit too funny
0:35 I love how he keeps walking into the fan for 5 seconds, stares him down, and then run to the locker room.
announcer: "aaaaaaaaand one lucky fan gets a face full of sweaty anaconda as Turner heads off the court. now he's got a story for the future kids and grandkids."
2:05 “I’m not mortal” the fuck is this answer 😭😭😭😭
Chill 😂😂😂😂
“The prince of pounding the boards, all praise” 🤣🤣
@@716mjp “I am the god of glass”
I like how after he gives his answer, the reporters just move on like that kind of answer was normal.
No you don’t get it
2:06 when I dunk on my 8yr old kid 💀
This is legendary
lol
All praise
HE SAID THE GOD OF GLASS IM GOOOONE
I'm dead, too! I haven't even played this game, but seeing this timestamp is GREAT!
“I am no mere mortal. I am the god of glass. Lord of the leap. Prince of pounding the boards. All praise.” - Derek turner, philosopher
😂😂😂
Oh g*d, had a bad day and this raised those spirits 🤣
@@JinGalactica glad I could help!
When I heard that, my anus literally fell out
He even beat Daenerys with all those titles😂
Bro people who make this game should be embarrassed
I find it riveting
this is the Elder Scrolls Oblivon of sports games
the fact there are people who are 40 years younger than the directors of the people who make the game, and are extremely better at making games with 1/10 of the budget truly amazes
Not the devs, but the publisher. The people who funded development and set the deadlines.
@@sonofagunder bruh atleast oblivion acting doesnt sound literally flat like this lol
Derek Turner: *goes on condescending, unhinged rant*
PR Lady: “I’m glad you didn’t lose your cool. Thanks”
She obviously wants her cheeks clapped because if she was doing her job she should be pissed haha
They fucked after this.
He’s Derek turner he can say what he wants when he wants
@@CasualCat64he is the god of glass after all (all praise)
0:36 *casually walks into audience member*
Simple
“That’s a joke!”
that's what they pay for
@@IStanAmerica 😭🤣🤣
Lap dance
You can tell that the “PR Director” was actually voiced by a real voice actress. It’s insane the difference between her lines and their lines lol
i was thinking the same thing lol
And Derek Turner
Honestly anyone with even slightly average voice acting skills would sound miles better than the players
Simp
@@toby099-virgin
I love how the crowd goes completely silent during the confrontation. Like a night at the Opera.
Derek Turner is the Phantom of the Opera
lol why did this just pop up in my recommendation hahaha
Right wtf lol
lmaooo
Because TH-cam
It's the algorithm lol
I'm asking myself the same
The fact that 2:05 is delivered and received completely seriously is so hilarious.
When a woman asks how good I am in the bedroom, I use that exact quote in the exact tone as my response. It works...
@3:14 He bullied him because he doesn’t play Basketball, and the reporter legit looked sad..
LMAOOO fr tho hurt that man heart
That reporter could have signed with a nba team, he just got an injury that kept him off the court at the wrong time and decided to study and graduate. True story.
He probably dreamt of being in the league but he was cut because of his height
@@andreg2483 nate robinson is like 5'9 LMAOO try again
“He’s right…i never played basketball 😭”
4:03 poor guy got stung by 2000 bees in the face before coming into his coaches office.
He got his ass kicked by the Jazz fan at 0:35
😂
Glad he didn't lose his cool.
1:18 it's funny that he's looking at the wall and she is just staring at his torso lol
I personally enjoyed him walking right into some guy in the crowd for a few seconds before strafing towards the lockers
3:16 how this man speak twice at one
Hahaha fuck. Had to repeat it again and again
He’s no mere mortal!
@@MrYing-rv4ok He's the God of Glass, the Lord of Leap, the Prince of Pounding the boards. All praise.
2:04 bro what is that response? Sounds like something you tell your little brother when you're beating him at the park 💀💀💀
2:06 is every big brother response to little brothers in the game of basketball.
I’m glad they put it in that was funny as hell
These character models are just creepy
I understand that this game was made in 2014/5 and all but wtf? Where the budget go?
@@Saltedroastedcaramel no shit sherlock ps4 already released that year and for god sake animation in videogames pretty much good than whatever this monstrosity is.
@@Luxstar13 How about we take out the no shit Sherlock
@@Luxstar13 whatever you meant with that comment bruh...
Saltedroastedcaramel Na there were plenty of games even in the mid 2000s with better graphics than this crap. This look like 1999 video game quality
1:01 my favorite part of this cutscene is how he is looking above her as if she’s taller than him and she’s just staring into his chest LOL
“Im afraid to talk to girls”
“Gosh his pecs are solid”
🤣🤣🤣
The face scan is almost as awful as the acting.
The face scan is almost as awful as the acting.
The face scan is almost as awful as the acting.
The face scan is almost as awful as the acting.
The face scan is almost as awful as the acting.
The face scan is almost as awful as the acting.
Mr. Swollen Face tries to fight somebody, but his teammate with a text-to-speech voice stops him
3:32 "Im glad you didnt lose your cool"
*moments earlier*
- Got teched out for arguing.
- Spoke as if he thought he was Kratos or something.
- Bullied reporter for no reason.
Real cool man.
Holy shit this game has aged terribly
Don't be ridiculous.
It was an embarrassing piece of dreck when it released.
I think it’s aged beautifully. I’ve been sitting here crying laughing at how awful the voice acting and writing is, I wish 2Ks my career were still this funny 😭😭 now they jus boring
Shit it was birthed terribly, my guy
Aged? Born like a tumor you mean
The funny thing is the gameplay is actually way better than what we have today. And at least this storyline is entertaining 😂
Why homie look like he's wearing another person's face???
Leather face
@@pioneerbot ok kyrie
Ngl dude looked like he was gonna choke in that thumbnail 😭.
Derek Turner had a face transplant after the accident. Be sensitive.
3:15 dude the overlapping voice lines got me 😂
“THAYTH”
2:05 WTFF 🤣🤣 “the lord of leap” LMAOO
Lol his head is on swoll! He's ahead of the game! 😂
1:08 he lookin up like he talking to shaq or sum shit 😂
2:05 all jokes aside why tf did they allow this?😭😭😭😭
Video Game
Hes spittin fax
They knew they could.
It’s like dialogue straight out of Skyrim
@@EdWedgiesome shit u would hear on a greybeard quest at high hrothgar
PR Lady: You have my back too?
Player: WHEN?
Oh shiii
I thought she was about to tell my man to see if he could stay in this paint for longer than 3 seconds.
Everything about this is so cringy
The lack of audio sounds in the beginning where all you hear is the player screaming with his teammate casually talking like he's in a library.
The player and interviewer woman never look at each other while speaking
The weird ass face scan
Everyone looks like playdough
they also suddenly teleport up smh
@@rebel8247 then the guy walks into the seats
Lol. Some folks have a hard time looking at other people when they speak.
Don’t forget “gOd Of GlAsS”
dude looks like the Weeknd from the Save Your Tears video lol.
Lmao
I like the implication that unless you play basketball, you don't know what camraderie is.
"I am the god of glass."
Hahahaha
Ah yes 2K15, when they were scared to ask literally anybody to do a double take in the studio lol, still fk w 2K15 that was a good year.
"Not worth it man, let it go"
0:35 I like the cutscene where you have to go to court for the sexual assault you committed on the Jazz fan
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
1:53 that grin always gets me 😂
The spirit of Wilt Chamberlain gave me his jersey # cause I'm no mere mortal, the God of glass and the Lord of leap.
Why is this trending after 6 years? Still was fun to see cuz I only had 2k15 on the 360
The Prince of Pounding the Boards
@@Simon_Sezthe prince of pounding pussy
That "I am no mere mortal" line would be delivered perfectly if he were playing some B movie villain.
2:40 when you get a brand new game and you're friends ask how's it like
😂😭
I cant stop laughing he looks like a deepfake
That’s an insult to deepfakes
@@ahnaftahmid9115 agree
His neck is high. Makes me trust him.
Good posture bro
Nice reference.
@@Whasteen thank you. Good luck with your future battles with Dayman.
@@bharv2309 The mans SOULL will be mine.
4:26 “NO! You don’t get it!” Sound like something a toddler would say while walking out the room
0:35 Courtside seats come with a lap dance!
You didn't know that
0:53 We see you nick young
He was checking out the PR director 👀
n kobe lol
He ain’t slick 🤣
The guy was so intimidating the entire arena was silent
3:36 why are the lady’s arms so long. She basically touching her knees at a resting position
Lmao
🤣Word. With a wingspan like that, she should be out there hoopin
Kd
The face scan makes it even funnier 😂
Man, this game makes those like, early 2000s games with heavy amounts of celebrity VAs look like actual masterpieces
0:10 “MAN GET OFF HIM” you sound like that’s your boo or something 😂😂
Lol no bruh
Face scan look like he got into a fight and lost twice 😂😂
HES THE GOD OG OF GLASS!??? WHAT ARE THESE ANSWERS?!
Reporters when they right the story: Derek Turner Proclaims to be Jesus Christ in Basketball.
The writing and the dialogue is incredible, should have been acknowledged for an academy award.
2k15 voice actors had me weak 😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭
30 seconds left in the game, up by 27. HOW CAN THE TEAM GO ON WITHOUT YOU!!!??!
2:05 : sounds like kratos would say some shit like that lmaoo.
He straight up silently threatened that guy that "didn't understand the game" as he walked out of the conference.
@1:07-1:27 How to not make eye contact and keep it moving on your side piece. 😂
Grimy lmao
I just can’t believe this game is real. Like I can’t imagine developing this game and thinking this is ok 🤣🤣
everyone is just dead silent watching this transpire.
What makes this all the better is the awkward silence after "I am the god of glass..."
I love the voice acting. So good!
lol
27pt lead with 30.9 left in the 4th qtr
4:09 "...can't afford to lose players in the middle of the game."
Coach, CALM DOWWWWWNNN!
If I see this train wreck of a game at GameStop used for $2.99, I'm buying it. This is beyond comical!
Never knew The Weeknd was ejected in his NBA game
The Save Your Tears Weeknd too hahaha
The voiceacting is so fucking bad, how could they have thought it would've been a good idea to have regular people voice-act.
They should have hired japanese voice actors and added subtitles instead of this pathetic crap
@@youtubewatcher6124 nah, this is better than weeb shit.
To this day I don't know how tf Chris Smoove got his face scan to work so well, the ps4 camera sucks and this face is ugly as hell.
He went out to 2k and they face scan ed him
I'm dead, Kobe look like he mad at Young and Randle. That's the most realistic thing about this game lol
1:45 Christ, that dude looks like if Leatherface just had a regular face that looked like his flesh mask.
"You wouldn't know because you've never played basketball."
"Actually, I was top of my Varsity Team in college."
"..."
2:04 I got chills.. Damn good writing 2k.
Its like they picked Random people on the street to voice act this game.
The coach was always mad whether u balled out or not
you can feel the passion 2k puts in these games...
2:05
I want to be a God of Glass disciple
People complain about 2k21 but...the mycareer and the story itself is FAR beyond this shit 🤣
I literally forgot how bad the stories have been in recent years, and really makes you appreciate this years game.
You playing the next gen story with the G League? I liked 2k19 story in China and the G League.
Naw I'm still on PS4, I'm looking forward to picking up the 5 though and checking out 2K on it. From what I've seen it seems a lot better. Especially physics and stuff like that. Looks a lot cleaner and smoother. How much improved is it over the PS4 version if you got it? But yeah I fucked with 2k19 career mode too.
@@mico_wrlddd It feels slower, shooting is more realistic so basically how ps4 was before the patch. You might want to turn off the haptic feedback on the controller. The triggers tighten up like if your stamina is low the R2 stiffens so you can't waste anymore, if you post up and the defender is strong the L2 button tightens up. It's a neat feature but when you're playing park or triple threat you can sprint all game without consequence I think it's best used in the actual nba games. Honestly if you look at videos of the game it looks similar but I swear I feel like I'm playing 2k14 all over again when you played the ps3 version then the ps4 version where animations were similar and gameplay but it felt smoother. Movement is realistic you can't just sprint up and shoot dudes actually have to plant their feet. Same on defense I feel like you're better in the paint on ps5 but also mistiming layups is insane.
I’m no mere mortal I am a god of glass
@@alexisholmes1734 The Prince of Pounding.
2:05 Is this a basketball game or Elder Scrolls?
Graphics from 2015, gameplay from 1998, voice acting from Mrs. Smith’s kindergarten class.
0:36 the way he walks through the fan's body who stays perfectly still. 😆
Coach went from being on the court to in the stands over the years.
This game is a joke no cap, everything from the poor walking animations to the HORRIBLE voice acting. Terrible 2k game.
2k 18 and 19 are way worse
Swear this game is so fucking trash 2k16 was a major improvement but then the rest were just....
@@ashtonr7879 19 wasn’t bad but in typical 2K fashion they take 3 steps forward one year then the next game they take 12 steps back
one of the worst 2k in history ,
from the mycareer to myteam ,
it was just awful
It's sad that no 2k game will probably ever be as good as 2k12
How this PR Director the best voice actor In this game
It’s amazing how these characters mouths actually move in the opposite direction of what words would be
I never played this game but this clip is absolutely hilarious!
I'm laughing my ass off right now 🤣🤣🤣
Ed Davis with that good acting
2:05 is gold
I would’ve killed myself if I had to read that script and that line
mans looks like he had an allergic reaction to air
this is a lot better than the MyCareer we have nowadays anyway
2k used to be so good. You can’t do shit like this anymore
Dude, I swear one of my friend can do better voice acting than this hell of a game
this is quite possibly the funniest shit i’ve ever seen
0:35 dude was bout to fights fans too 😂
"Nah man let it go" he said calmly
0:06
Director: Aaand...action!
Players:
They all stand there for 10 seconds for their meetheads to comprehend what the other person called or said 😂😂🤣
I got my teammates back,
Casually T bags an opponent’s fan
He sure does