Man said "that'll buff out" 😁, I do say you quite the loquacious crazy bastard, with a firm grasp on the vernacular- Only thing grip tighter could only the oft mentioned and much fabled dastardly dick vise (STONEBOAT with enthusiasm!)
@@dimesonhiseyes9134 well it was obviously male by the way it took on a dangerous task without a second thought or care for safety lol but I did not assume to know its pronouns
It's a little known fact that the method for tactor gender identification is very similar to the one used for aircraft. th-cam.com/video/gnMUvrspd7I/w-d-xo.html
When I introduced my budget troll to the tractor she said, in a rather delightful strained and high pitched voice, "How do you stop this?" I said, "I normally steer it into a tree."
Just got a call from OSHA. They called to inform me that I will be receiving a fine simply for my willingness to watch this video and condone the methods used.
ikr? I was thinking if they did that in my city half of the authorities available would be there. They killed George Floyd here and the fire department showed up on the last 3 legal campfires I had inside a brand new fire ring. No lie.
Dont be silly , hes going to use that as a boat motor , why else did he build a fancy raft for it ? ... in next part we get to the river or lake , to see if that will float .
'Twas the night before Christmas, Aunt May in her cups. She'd supped just a little, and drank way too much. She bolted upright, and declared with conviction, "The floor's gone slippery, and my arse has much stiction! Lever me up you louts, else I spend the night here. And while you're about it, bring me a beer!"
I feel like someday the uploads are just gonna stop and then someone on reddit will post an article on how some Canadian was crushed by a bridgeport and we'll link it together. Stay safe mister AvE, we need more vidjeos in the future.
It's really considerate of you to film these. Makes the coroner's job of trying to find out why you sawed your own legs off to reach the phone after the tractor fell on you much easier 😁
For decades, people have been using the bits on either end of the backhoe to dig holes. The genius of figuring out how to do it using a milling machine, chain and tires! Saves so much wear and tear on the hydraulics.
Armchair Mill Lifter here, but sometimes when moving large stones we'd dig a small hole for the stone boat so it was flush with the ground, then push them on. Usually the shallow graves dug by the tires were a good starting point :).
After 10:26 there's a fair bite taken out of my own chair and I'm watching from an ocean away. I feel like seeing those carefully assembled Jenga blocks trampled underfoot by the tractor is a metaphor for something...
note the Benefits as advertised on the Manufactures site. Starts all engines easily Easy to use Conserves batteries No mechanical knowledge necessary Saves inconvenience Avoids down-time of equipment Makes life easier for frail people who use small engines in their garden etc. Mechanical Novice applies magic juice via the oil fill on the rocker cover or radiator cap or ................
I see a couple of problems. 1 not enough friends to laugh at you and offer varying levels of opinions and 2 not a beer in sight. This was at least a 6 packer
Less sketchy if he had committed, when the machine starts to walk bounce or get away from ya; it's usual due to lack of follow through. Teaching moment.
@@RetemVictor Yes. I can remember when, in another time and space, I had to move 55 gal. barrels with a two-wheeler. If you were cautious or hesitated near the tipping point, the damn barrel would end up on the floor. If you powered through it in one quick motion, it worked every time.
When i learned my trade in the 1980s, this was how we worked. After 35 years of conforming to modern OH&S demands, i'm glad to see that the original skills still exist!
That wheel just a spinning in the background at 10:20. Proper laughs were had. Nothing in these videos relates to my normal life but this is a top 5 favorite channel for sure
I love to sit a safe distance away in a comfortable chair with a tall cup of coffee and watch you work or whatever that was. Entertaining as hell. Keep on doing whatever it is you do I love it.
@@user-gn4bc4lv3l Like Italians build the pyramids. But english is my 3rd language( learning in progress), so it is more likely for me to misheard something.
I'm glad you saved the day and gave us all the biz. No poem for you today!! I erased it five times and that's my limit. It may have been the outhouse door's fault? Chopin's Picnic Spot is up the hill and to the left; directions for if you go to visit his final resting place someday. Just Sane: It's worth the finding. Take the kids but hold their hands. Chamber music and chamber pots; so many thoughts. I just woke up man.
Absolutely brilliant as always AVE! Regarding the widow makers onslaught of abuse and neglect. You can save dollhairs on ‘START YOU BASTARD’ using this method someone demonstrated to me back in the late 1960’s, before START you Bastard’ (other brands are available) became available. Turn diesel or petrol engine over on starter for 3 seconds if it doesn’t start, stop turning. Count slowly to ten, turn engine over on starter for 3 seconds if it doesn’t start. Keep repeating this process. This process will start the engine provided the engine is in working order and just cold, or left unused for some time. This works because the cylinder on full compression is heating the cold charge of fuel air mixture while you are counting to slowly ten. In the case of the diesel engines which are after all compression ignition engines. This process is very good on modern diesel engines, where the tool who designed them, put the glow plugs truly out sight out in their minds where no one in the right mind can easily access them.
I doubt he will ever look forward to moving that monster again... nightmares for months ahead and maybe even medical attention for his strained, spasming sphincter.
When I was a kid we used two logs, bolted together at the nose and spread apart at the other end, in short a vee. The logs were topped with boards to form a bed that would hold two 50 gallon drums. We would use this stoneboat to drag drums of river water up the hill to the house where it was poured into a horse trough in the rootceller...a hand pump in the kitchen provided, what my dad called, running water. It made my mom happy. My brother drove the tractor pulling the stoneboat and water barrels, while I sat on the tractor hood to keep it from going over backwards. Just normal ranch living in the 50s.
Watching this while at work and the safety inspector walks by right at the final loading point. Felt bad for him, he damn near had a stroke and spit coffee all over his clipboard.
@@paveloleynikov4715 I once happened upon an M113 at twilight, tilted over in a ditch. Poor li'l feller. Also, pretty funny. Yes, I stopped and helped. As soon as I could stop laughing out loud
The pride of Nagoya slid upon its lackluster conveyance with much difficulty, implying a strong desire to die with dignity in the yard. 'Perhaps another week and a snowfall, and I'd have granted you that wish', he said.
You need an apprentice. Could’ve stopped yourself having to get off the tractor to reposition stuff, and used them as a chock for tractor brakes and a soft landing for the mill. And if, God forbid, something went wrong... you just go out and get another one ‘cause their cheap.
“For sale, Horizontal mill, light scuffs and scratches on the side, was built as a horizontal, but re fitted for a few hours as a double horizontal by former owner: In factory config now. Fair condition. No returns”
The backdrop of the classical Aria juxtaposed with the human struggle to upright a fallen piece of machinery with another one that's clearly underpowered was, in fact, priceless. I salute you good sir 🤣🍻
A Mexican showed me a trick to get stuff in on a pallet or sled thats turned over. And thats to attach the pallet or sled in this case to it before upright it then u up right both.. also a shorter chain would have helped u not spin out
I remember when a coworker dropped some sort of $100k milling machine (it was very early in my career) and the boss found out. Poor coworker got so much verbal abuse from the boss he ended up quitting before he could even get fired.
Haven't laughed that well for a long time as I did when "Well, that was interesting" was quietly whispered over the low hum of the yellow workhorse. Awesome stuff!
Yup, stone boats are handy. They were actually used to haul stones out of farmers fields in the old horse drawn days. They are sometimes still used as a training device for horses to have something to pull that is fairly easy and very durable. Just don't get caught unawares like I did, helping an old friend with his horses that were supposedly trained to pull a stone boat, but in fact never had before. Seems they had only pulled wheeled carts and wagons previously. So this friend wanted to exercise his horse, and asked for my help. I asked him why we weren't just hooking them up to one of his wagons, but he wanted this horse to pull his stone boat instead. Ok says I, and we go to it. He even had a little seat bolted to the boat. So we hook up the horse to it, and I say giddup... and the horse starts pulling, but the boat isn't budging, so I was like, common boy, pull! Then the boat started moving, which made a scritching sound, and scared the hell out of the horse, which bolted into a full run. It would neither woah or turn, so once I realized the direction we were heading, I bailed off the thing. The horse then, at a full run, tried to get through a pasture gate to head back to the barn, where it crashed as the boat got caught up on the gate opening. Boat was badly damaged, horses harness was damaged, but the horse was ok at least. I was ok also. But that was the last time I helped his friend with his horses, lol. I'll stick to driving and riding horses that I know have done those things before.
Need one of those special extra-long dipsticks for your machine in case the oil doesn't reach the full line on your normal one. A few extra jokes built into that one for free
Not gonna lie, this took me back to exactly WHY I don't move heavy equipment anymore. Ah, good (traumatic) memories! Still super entertaining. Thanks AvE!
I recognize the sound that tractor made!! When I work on a free farm to provide city folk with the beauty of nature I often would hear my boss swearing and spitting as this New Holland skidder would be forced to wake up. We'd laugh our asses off until the poor thing started moving and the boss-man started using it to throw 800 pound trees at us with it. I miss those days...
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and the skilled articifer continues in his quest to turn the finished product back into raw material .
You got it.
Man said "that'll buff out" 😁, I do say you quite the loquacious crazy bastard, with a firm grasp on the vernacular-
Only thing grip tighter could only the oft mentioned and much fabled dastardly dick vise (STONEBOAT with enthusiasm!)
To be fair, with raw material getting harder and harder to source landfill mining will be a necessity.
especially if your a tree product around bumblefuck
Pert near ore at this point
the pucker meter was maxed out on that one, I didn't know the tractor was a male until it mounted the mill
Killed myself when he said "Need a new seat this one has bite mark's on it!"
Did you just assume it's gender?
@@dimesonhiseyes9134 well it was obviously male by the way it took on a dangerous task without a second thought or care for safety lol
but I did not assume to know its pronouns
Watching a tractor make angry love to an old mill is just what I need today.
It's a little known fact that the method for tactor gender identification is very similar to the one used for aircraft. th-cam.com/video/gnMUvrspd7I/w-d-xo.html
When I introduced my budget troll to the tractor she said, in a rather delightful strained and high pitched voice, "How do you stop this?" I said, "I normally steer it into a tree."
i have no clue whats going on at all but i love this
You *know* somethin's sketchy when a gopro flinches away.
What do you mean flinch? I clearly saw it dive.
Just got a call from OSHA. They called to inform me that I will be receiving a fine simply for my willingness to watch this video and condone the methods used.
Critical Analysis - Edumacation, etc... "Purposes"
🤣
That’s the beauty of not being a corporation and just being an idiot. Idiots don’t get fines... just the edgimacated
ikr? I was thinking if they did that in my city half of the authorities available would be there. They killed George Floyd here and the fire department showed up on the last 3 legal campfires I had inside a brand new fire ring. No lie.
Sitting here finishing my OSHA 30 watching this laughing my ass off
Probably quicker and easier to park the tractor in the corner of the shed and convert it into a milling machine
Already half way to CNC...moves on it's own?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Never seen a tractor trying to hump a mill before, another "first time for everything" checked off.
Rule 34 homie ;)
The TH-cam money it's gone to his head, he got himself a boat. It's a boat only AvE could love. Has plenty of character.
That machine has got a higher center of gravity than Dolly Parton.
Conceded, but it still don't look half as good!
Imtittable...
Daym
That’s the most true thing I heard all day
😆
Good thing it's being converted to CNC, because it's gonna take some real fancy math to cut a straight line again.
Dont be silly , hes going to use that as a boat motor , why else did he build a fancy raft for it ? ... in next part we get to the river or lake , to see if that will float .
It's not as though he pampers _any_ of his tools. :-)
This is the kind of vijeo that gets shown at the coroner's inquest.
"I got other plans for this."
Boat anchor??? 😂
Ave over here trying to cross breed farm equipment with machine tools.
I don't know if he's shootin for a CNC tractor or a self-propelled Cockford-Ollie...
@@slateslavens Probably a John Cockford.
CaseIHaas
Well they don't call Back a hoe for nothin
Always enjoy laughing out loud at a comment. I gotta say, though, neither of them looked all that willing.
Horizontal milling machine? Welp, she's horizontal now, that's for sure.
I was beaten to it. Hats off to you!
On it’s side it’s a vertical milling machine ironically
'Twas the night before Christmas, Aunt May in her cups. She'd supped just a little, and drank way too much. She bolted upright, and declared with conviction, "The floor's gone slippery, and my arse has much stiction! Lever me up you louts, else I spend the night here. And while you're about it, bring me a beer!"
"I don't like me, and you don't like me, either..." conversations with a tractor. "I don't know what I'm doing and it doesn't appear to be working."
I feel like someday the uploads are just gonna stop and then someone on reddit will post an article on how some Canadian was crushed by a bridgeport and we'll link it together. Stay safe mister AvE, we need more vidjeos in the future.
While I hope the day never comes, I envision a grave marker reading "He was skookum as frig."
@@UTubeHandlesSuck - love it.
Better a Bridgeport than some piece of Chinesium crap!
Don't you worry. He is good in smelling danger... He usually make a weird noise if it's close. That's better than insurance...
@@Kineth1 Just put a plate on the bridgeport. "One tappy tap tap too many."
10:43 This is why I'll have an endless supply of tools to fix.
That tractor was not nice lmao
His tractor seat for sure.
haha we break it you fix it
hilarious.
I dont think evaporust will fix that.
When the only tool on hand is a dirt mover, everything looks like a pile of gravel or gets screwed.
When a 2020 documentary is made, he needs to be the narrator.
I second this
Well they made one but he wasn't in it :(
It's on Netflix, "Death to 2020" by the Black Mirror creators
It's really considerate of you to film these.
Makes the coroner's job of trying to find out why you sawed your own legs off to reach the phone after the tractor fell on you much easier 😁
For decades, people have been using the bits on either end of the backhoe to dig holes. The genius of figuring out how to do it using a milling machine, chain and tires! Saves so much wear and tear on the hydraulics.
The only thing worse that a goddamn farmer is a miner. This will set the bar at a new depth.
Farmers only go as deep as a tractor will sink, miners stoop to new lows every day..
Wiley coyote super genius.
That was easily the most precisely executed collection of HSE nightmares ive witnessed and is why i love AvE.
He didn't even put on or even mention the safety squints
It's that music juxtaposed with the swearing that I love.
Fo' Sho'!
Armchair Mill Lifter here, but sometimes when moving large stones we'd dig a small hole for the stone boat so it was flush with the ground, then push them on. Usually the shallow graves dug by the tires were a good starting point :).
Now you tell him.
That's what I was thinking: dig a hole and bury that thing.
Just as it is with most good ideas this one was mentioned a little bit too late.
Wait wait, how do you lift a mill with an armchair?
@@nitehawk86 Good question. At best, you could recline the X axis, but Y?
...damn that's a good joke...
After 10:26 there's a fair bite taken out of my own chair and I'm watching from an ocean away. I feel like seeing those carefully assembled Jenga blocks trampled underfoot by the tractor is a metaphor for something...
Im glad the wasps are still after him since that hive got both barrels last summer
Yes yes, it's been too long since you bumblefack'd to classical music.
Agreed
That warn't classical. That war Weaponized Opera. (Definition of opera: Italyun word for "Death By Music")
Was that a lynx wit malaria?
"Start Ya Bastard" is a real starting fluid in Australia.
note the Benefits as advertised on the Manufactures site.
Starts all engines easily
Easy to use
Conserves batteries
No mechanical knowledge necessary
Saves inconvenience
Avoids down-time of equipment
Makes life easier for frail people who use small engines in their garden etc.
Mechanical Novice applies magic juice via the oil fill on the rocker cover or radiator cap or ................
And here in New Zealand 🤣🤣
Popular in the US too.
I use no chukka on my bike chain it's moto is, It sticks like shit! another Aussie product.
Also known as “Bill Cosby date in a can” 😳😳😳😳😳
When he said the seat had bite marks taken out of it ... crying tears laughing over here, lmao
He actually used the term "Pertnear". Wayne, Darrel and Squirrely Dan would be proud.
And that's what I appreciate about him...
I see a couple of problems. 1 not enough friends to laugh at you and offer varying levels of opinions and 2 not a beer in sight. This was at least a 6 packer
agreed on both points lol
“Sketchy as frig” doesn’t begin to describe this one.
Less sketchy if he had committed, when the machine starts to walk bounce or get away from ya; it's usual due to lack of follow through. Teaching moment.
When AvE declares "Sketchy as Frig" look out!! I said the same thing when playing with every 9v battery in Canada
T-shirt, or it didn't happen.
@@RetemVictor Yes. I can remember when, in another time and space, I had to move 55 gal. barrels with a two-wheeler. If you were cautious or hesitated near the tipping point, the damn barrel would end up on the floor. If you powered through it in one quick motion, it worked every time.
I don't usually have a good laugh, but today i had the best laugh i've had in ages. That was beautiful, and as a full time blacksmith, i approve.
When i learned my trade in the 1980s, this was how we worked. After 35 years of conforming to modern OH&S demands, i'm glad to see that the original skills still exist!
Instructions unclear:
I got stoned on my boat
We've found dew-clawz youtube handle!
everyone needs a stoner boat.
AvE....the man who adjusts the sound level when using a powertool....a true artist)
That wheel just a spinning in the background at 10:20. Proper laughs were had. Nothing in these videos relates to my normal life but this is a top 5 favorite channel for sure
I love to sit a safe distance away in a comfortable chair with a tall cup of coffee and watch you work or whatever that was. Entertaining as hell. Keep on doing whatever it is you do I love it.
10:50 : "TIME!"
Man invents impact wrench. 3:45
"I can now turn coal into diamonds, and I need a new operator's seat" good God that one got me hahahaha
Uncle, you are such a smoooooth operator!! Way to go, using the stranger for the intricate lever work!
The pucker-factor is strong with this one, sketchiness at its best.
If you aint sketched out then you are not doing the right job
'you know, like the way the aliens built the pyramids.' spat my tea out
I've heard "italians" for the first time..
@@pablosqra The way aliens built Italians?
@@user-gn4bc4lv3l Like Italians build the pyramids. But english is my 3rd language( learning in progress), so it is more likely for me to misheard something.
This got me into safety squinting on both ends; impressive.
I'm glad you saved the day and gave us all the biz. No poem for you today!! I erased it five times and that's my limit. It may have been the outhouse door's fault? Chopin's Picnic Spot is up the hill and to the left; directions for if you go to visit his final resting place someday. Just Sane: It's worth the finding. Take the kids but hold their hands. Chamber music and chamber pots; so many thoughts. I just woke up man.
I must have missed the episode where you got into the scrap metal business.
She'll hold tenths all day now. As in 0.1" FFS
Absolutely brilliant as always AVE!
Regarding the widow makers onslaught of abuse and neglect.
You can save dollhairs on ‘START YOU BASTARD’ using this method someone demonstrated to me back in the late 1960’s, before START you Bastard’ (other brands are available) became available.
Turn diesel or petrol engine over on starter for 3 seconds if it doesn’t start, stop turning. Count slowly to ten, turn engine over on starter for 3 seconds if it doesn’t start. Keep repeating this process. This process will start the engine provided the engine is in working order and just cold, or left unused for some time. This works because the cylinder on full compression is heating the cold charge of fuel air mixture while you are counting to slowly ten. In the case of the diesel engines which are after all compression ignition engines.
This process is very good on modern diesel engines, where the tool who designed them, put the glow plugs truly out sight out in their minds where no one in the right mind can easily access them.
Loading that Mill may have been the greatest act of courage I’ve ever be held on TH-cam,
lmao get out of here shill
So you’re going to put this on eBay as ‘lightly used A+++’?
It's more of a Kijiji "mint" item.
I doubt he will ever look forward to moving that monster again... nightmares for months ahead and maybe even medical attention for his strained, spasming sphincter.
@@duane8620 sphincter? He just met ‘er.
“Don’t lowball me I know what I got”
WHich one, the mill, the stone boat or the barn door?
Ah a rare look at the Crescent hammer in its natural habitat.
Aaaaand the elusive Makita dangle angle adjustomater just a half consternation prior.
"My other hammer is a wrench"
Pucker factor got turned up to 11 there... that poor ol' tractor.
Just got my stickers in! Very nice! Thank you Sir!
When I was a kid we used two logs, bolted together at the nose and spread apart at the other end, in short a vee. The logs were topped with boards to form a bed that would hold two 50 gallon drums. We would use this stoneboat to drag drums of river water up the hill to the house where it was poured into a horse trough in the rootceller...a hand pump in the kitchen provided, what my dad called, running water. It made my mom happy. My brother drove the tractor pulling the stoneboat and water barrels, while I sat on the tractor hood to keep it from going over backwards. Just normal ranch living in the 50s.
Watching this while at work and the safety inspector walks by right at the final loading point. Felt bad for him, he damn near had a stroke and spit coffee all over his clipboard.
Nothing looks more helpless than an inverted machine tool.
I saw the cabinet open and was sure you had already bought a plane ticket. Ever been to Hoth?
What about soldiers with shovels around tipped over tank?
Other than the rigger who caused the toppling, maybe...
@@paveloleynikov4715 I once happened upon an M113 at twilight, tilted over in a ditch. Poor li'l feller. Also, pretty funny. Yes, I stopped and helped. As soon as I could stop laughing out loud
"i've fallen and i cant get up.!"
3:18 "These are eye bolts that are nuts, they're quite weak"
12:12 😳😳😳😳😳
The way the ole girl belly bumped that machine into submission on to the skid...*chefs kiss* perfection!
The pride of Nagoya slid upon its lackluster conveyance with much difficulty, implying a strong desire to die with dignity in the yard. 'Perhaps another week and a snowfall, and I'd have granted you that wish', he said.
You need an apprentice. Could’ve stopped yourself having to get off the tractor to reposition stuff, and used them as a chock for tractor brakes and a soft landing for the mill. And if, God forbid, something went wrong... you just go out and get another one ‘cause their cheap.
And you can blame them for all that went wrong.
Ha ha. The only tractors I drove as a kid were the ones without brakes. My dad had me raking hay when I was 8 year's old.
Well on the bright side, with you recording everything it will make the coroners investigation a lot more straightforward.
“For sale,
Horizontal mill, light scuffs and scratches on the side,
was built as a horizontal, but re fitted for a few hours as a double horizontal by former owner: In factory config now.
Fair condition. No returns”
As is, where is
Lightly run only dropped once
that will buff out
due to the nature of this industry, no returns or refunds
According to the local police “as is” is implied when selling used items
The backdrop of the classical Aria juxtaposed with the human struggle to upright a fallen piece of machinery with another one that's clearly underpowered was, in fact, priceless. I salute you good sir 🤣🍻
Hey Ave. this by far most interesting video. Thanks sir, from Australia
Captain hindsight says " next time bolt skid to bottom of mill before flipping."..... Lol good work always love watching your action....
There's nothing better then "brute force and ignorance" to complete a task. Well done Uncle Bumblef*ck! 😂
Prudence the safety goat musta been on the shitter.
She may not have made it that far.
🤣🤣🤣👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼
Prudence the Safety Goat was interviewing a chicken about crossing a road.
And constipated
The lab rat never gets the enginerd or the mechanic.
great stone boat; i built one years ago to move large granite stones on the ranch, great tool you can't buy. use it all the time
Some of the greatest loading techniques I've ever seen. Especially when the rad started coming into play. 👍😁
A Mexican showed me a trick to get stuff in on a pallet or sled thats turned over. And thats to attach the pallet or sled in this case to it before upright it then u up right both.. also a shorter chain would have helped u not spin out
Si.
Great suggestion! Used that one myself many times over the years.
just strap a pallet to all for sides of it and knock it over. Tada... it's on a pallet.
And here I thought you were going to say he told you to head down to Home depot to call for back up!
@@flatlinesup Bingo!
I remember when a coworker dropped some sort of $100k milling machine (it was very early in my career) and the boss found out. Poor coworker got so much verbal abuse from the boss he ended up quitting before he could even get fired.
Smart boss.
My god that looked miserable but I haven't laughed that hard in quite some time. Thank you for what you do. MORE THROTTLE!!
I've been watching since 2015. I have loved all your videos! Keep on rockin' ya crazy Canuckistanian!
Haven't laughed that well for a long time as I did when "Well, that was interesting" was quietly whispered over the low hum of the yellow workhorse.
Awesome stuff!
My seat has bite marks in it, just from watching that.
this had me laughing out loud!
Easily my favorite video youve put out to date.
I love the way you take charge of your fully extended boom.
I'm pretty sure babydoll checked up on that life insurance policy after this one
By this time, I'm certain she checks it every morning. :D
Yeah, and increases the amount every month
My parcels from Amazon often arrive in a similar fashion.
Lol
Usually thrown from a distance....
I loved the Queen's musci playing in the background. PLanning is great!
You introduced me to a new word. Thanks.
Also, everytime you do one of these operations, it looks beyond perilous.
I feel your pain , I was puckered up with you . I to often work alone and without adult supervision
12 minutes to understand what is a stoneboat.
@@csn583 right lmao
@@csn583 Same here! lol
I still don’t understand.
@@bando404 Like a regular water boat slides on top of water, this "boat" slides on top of stones.
The pucker factor was through the roof on this one, haven't laughed that hard at a lube tube video in a while
Yup, stone boats are handy. They were actually used to haul stones out of farmers fields in the old horse drawn days. They are sometimes still used as a training device for horses to have something to pull that is fairly easy and very durable. Just don't get caught unawares like I did, helping an old friend with his horses that were supposedly trained to pull a stone boat, but in fact never had before. Seems they had only pulled wheeled carts and wagons previously. So this friend wanted to exercise his horse, and asked for my help. I asked him why we weren't just hooking them up to one of his wagons, but he wanted this horse to pull his stone boat instead. Ok says I, and we go to it. He even had a little seat bolted to the boat. So we hook up the horse to it, and I say giddup... and the horse starts pulling, but the boat isn't budging, so I was like, common boy, pull! Then the boat started moving, which made a scritching sound, and scared the hell out of the horse, which bolted into a full run. It would neither woah or turn, so once I realized the direction we were heading, I bailed off the thing. The horse then, at a full run, tried to get through a pasture gate to head back to the barn, where it crashed as the boat got caught up on the gate opening. Boat was badly damaged, horses harness was damaged, but the horse was ok at least. I was ok also. But that was the last time I helped his friend with his horses, lol. I'll stick to driving and riding horses that I know have done those things before.
Can you get it more central to even the weight out on the runners. Top marks for machinery porn. Tractor mounts milling machine 🤣
Started as a 'horizontal milling machine', ended as a 'machine'.
The Mary Ellen Carter reference made my heart happy. Thank you. :)
LMAO! I got tears in me eyes, from laughter!
I definitely subscribed!
Need one of those special extra-long dipsticks for your machine in case the oil doesn't reach the full line on your normal one. A few extra jokes built into that one for free
Not gonna lie, this took me back to exactly WHY I don't move heavy equipment anymore. Ah, good (traumatic) memories! Still super entertaining. Thanks AvE!
Done like a true professional !! Best I've seen !
Aw that was brilliant ....... laughed my ass off !!!
Health and safety at its best.
I observed one or two pinch hazards though.
Who else was waiting for the mill to fall off the other side and drag the tractor on top of it and get stuck.
There is never a Sikorsky S-64 Skycrane around when you need one...
"That'll buff out." I really enjoy your madcap adventures. Thank you for sharing. Now I think I do need a stone-boat.
I recognize the sound that tractor made!! When I work on a free farm to provide city folk with the beauty of nature I often would hear my boss swearing and spitting as this New Holland skidder would be forced to wake up. We'd laugh our asses off until the poor thing started moving and the boss-man started using it to throw 800 pound trees at us with it. I miss those days...