Sgt. Johnson's Motivational Speeches in Halo CE and Halo 2 (every difficulty)
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 29 ส.ค. 2024
- Sgt. Johnson is one crazy marine. This guy has seen way more than his fair share of action and been through Harvest, Reach, Installation 04, Earth, Installation 00, and New Installation 04.
These clips were taken from Halo CE and Halo 2 on every difficulty setting.
![Sgt Johnson Halo 2 Anniversary Cutscenes Remastered by Blur Studios [1080p @ 60fps]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/WCPJgyofFeo/mqdefault.jpg)
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I like how the "Am I right, Marines?" increases in intensity with each difficulty level
Ryan Roberts Am... I RIGHT!!!!! MARINES!?!?!?!?
“NOW MOVE ‘EM OUT! DOUBLE TIME!”
Normal difficulty he had a voice crack
MARINES INTENSIFIES!!!
On legendary I like the pause before the “am I right marines!?”
"AND WE HAD TO SHARE THE ROCK"
10 people did not share the rock.
YOU GOTTA SHARE THE ROCK!
Jeremy Ruiz But I've got 66 tons of straight up, HE-spewin'-DEEvine intervention.
S-094 📞
S-094 Cam If god is love then you can call me Cupid!
"Well, I don't care if it's God's own anti-son-of-a-bitch machine, or a giant hula hoop"
"We had sticks! Two sticks, and a rock for the whole platoon-and we had to share the rock"
"if god is love, then you can call me cupid"
this guy is life
He is the Battle Chaplain we needed.
AND WE HAD TO SHARE THE ROCK!
I got a better quote. "MAN WE LEAD THOSE DUMB BUGS OUT ON THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE TO KEEP THEM FROM GETTING THEIR FILTHY CLAWS ON EARTH THAT WE HAPPENED TO STUMBLE UPON SOMETHING SOMETHING THEY ARE HOT FOR THAT THEY ARE SCRAMBLING ALL OVER EACH OTHER TO GET IT, WELL I DON'T CARE IF IT'S GODS ANTI SON OF A B#### MACHINE OR A GIANT HULA HOOP WE ARE NOT GONNA LET EM HAVE IT! WHAT WE WILL LET THEM HAVE IS A BELLY FULL OF LEAD AND A POOL OF THEIR OWN BLOOD TO DROWN IN!..... AM I RIGHT MARINE'S!?!?!?!?!!!!!! (SIR YES SIR!!) U HU DAMN RIGHT I AM NOW MOVE IT OUT DOUBLE TIME. ALL U GREEN HORNS WHO WANTED TO SEE THE COVENANT UP CLOSE. THIS IS GONNA BE YOUR LUCKY DAY."- SARGENT JOHNSON FROM HALO
Bro had some of the most badass lines 😂
when I started playing video games, we didn't have any smanshy fancy Internet play. we had co-op. 2 player co-op and a TV. and we had to share the TV. buck up boys, cuz your one lucky marine.
Bob Larry and the tv wasnt flat! It was a god damn Box! With nobs and buttons! Turning on the box was the greatest challenge! And dont get me started on Rabbit Ears! I once had to get reception to watch football with a god damn Bobby pin Son! DO YOU KNOW WHAT A BOBBY PIN IS BOY! ITS WHAT SAVED 1996 SUPER BOWL AT GERALDS!
Your one lucky gamer
YES SIR
Facts bro😂🤣
Yes I was there 3000 years ago!
I love how he gets crazier and more overconfident with each difficulty level, while you as the player know how badly they're going to get destroyed in the actual gameplay.
Lone Maverick In halo 2 if you made it past the first 3 levels, you where already a god. Lol
If you made it the end you are Cupid!
Was replaying Halo CE the other day.
Quite sad once you realise that, every single marine (besides literally a handful) you see in the intro is going to get killed by the covenant, or far worse, devoured by the flood.
Gets me hyped to Assault Rifle an Elite even though I know that's a dumb idea. OORAH
@@Dennis19901 And least 50% of those deaths will be due to Master Chief's reckless driving
@@ufoash440 Lmao
I like how Sgt. Johnson takes the time to think about his speech, and then he says "Am I RIGHT marines?"
I'm thinking rather he's giving it time to let it all sink it in before asking if they thought he was right.
Sir, yes sir!
who else misses johnson
He's dead
he a feg
or not
idk
David Aceituno And give ya a belly fulla lead!
who doesent miss johnson is the question u should be asking
Peridot He appeared in halo wars 2 as a non-canon character. So nah, 343i Didn't milked him. But damn you bungie fans scream murder when the flood returned.
rip
I like how Johnson's CE speech on Heroic and Legendary goes on so long, that the music dies out partway through.
They did that on purpose so that it adds suspense I guess
"Usually the good Lord works in mysterious ways, but not today. This is 66 tonnes of straight up, H.E. Spewin' de-vine intervention. If God is love, then you can call me Cupid"
+Kirisame Does Stuff The Halo 5 Scorpion is decked out in classy yellow and is one sexy son of a bitch.
After all, ladies love armor plating.
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Kohdok still a shitty game
Great graphic, shitty game
Well he was right on his first guess. It was god's anti son of a b**** machine.
Mm-hmm! Damn right you are!
However, he was wrong about getting a lady in Halo 4.
HarryBillyBobGeorge
They couldn't afford the insurance.
No, HE was the Anti s.o.b machine
Its both. A giant anti-son of a b**** hula-hoop
I remember when my ODST platoon had to share the rock
They never let me use it
I remember when it was my turn to use the rock, they hid it from me.
I remember My turn for the rock. They gave me a stick instead.
Speak for yourself.
When it was my turn for the rock, they threw it at my head.
Please i remember my turn very well...
I was the rock
@@googlesearchhistory5249 THEY GOT MY ORDER WRONG GET THE MANAGER AND TELL HIM I WANTED THE ROCK AND IM THE ANTI SON OF A BITCH MACHINE
"Usually the good lord works in mysterious ways, but not today! This here is 66 tons of straight up, HE spewin' dee-vine intervention! If God is love, then you can call me cupid!"
Sergeant Johnson is the most badass human in all of the Halo series, hands down.
Yeah, sucks that he died in Halo 3 (Spoiler Warning to anyone who hasn't played Halo 3).
Cole Austin If he was any better, he'd be a Spartan
+RoyalFlush270 Thats buck's motto, not johnson's.
Drunk Watermelon I know, but ain't it the truth?
+RoyalFlush270 He was a Spartan. Well a first generation of orion project spartans.
"stay with the master chief he'll know what to do" it's funny how from a players perspective these Marines are gonna be looking at you for guidance
Michael Kearney After the epic speech I always felt bad when they inevitably died
Dean Cutler In every Halo game I play, all the Marines with me always die. I must be bad luck for them. Maybe because I keep charging the enemy and they follow.
As a late reply, I tend to keep an eye on all of em. When I played the part at the bridge and tank I brought the 2 marines and their 3rd buddy at the middle of the bridge and regrouped with the duo in the tunnel and once I made it out of the tunnel and to the marine on the warthog. Once me and the rest of the team made it Sergant Banks I had the whole team and few others with me. At the hallway, i walked down with marines on both sides of the hall and man, it was quiet a feeling.
@@worsethanjoerogan8061 you can keep them alive the whole level
Bold of all of you to assume you live* longer then the marines on legendary in halo 2
"Well, I don't care if it's God's own Anti-Son-of-a-B*tch machine or a giant hula hoop. We're not gonna let 'em have hit. What we will let 'em have, is a belly full of lead and a and a pool of their own blood to drown in. Am I right Marines?" "Sir, yes, sir!" "Mhmm. D*mn right I am."
Best speech ever.
3RAG0N SNIWAK I agree 100%
It's worth playing the level on Legendary just to hear that.
Best speech ever
of all time
you did not just censor damn
It not a halo it's a GOD DAMN HULA HOOP
god's anti son of a bitch machine
Johnson is God's anti son of a bitch machine.
It is The Gun Pointed At the Head Of The Universe
THAT KILLS ALL LIFE IN THE GALAXY!
he calls halo a gaint holahhope
Halo is a giant hullahoop and he is God's anti sonnuva bitch machine.
Exactly, as Sarge strangles them with their own... living... guts.
Giggles4692 ...and drown them on their own puddle of blood.
Manuel Alejandro Then rips their skulls from their spines and tosses it away laughing.
S-094 Cam IS HE RIGHT MARINES!?
"Mm-Hmm! Damn right I am" I fucking miss Johnson, but at least he was sent out with a bang
Boo-rah.
dear humanity we regret being alien bastards we regret comeing to earth and we most deffinently regret that the core just blew up our ragedy ass fleete HOO RAH
@jkbscopes123 Uh... I hate to be "that guy", but it's corps*
@@jkbscopes1235 Sargent, Regret is the name of one of their prophets.
Legendary level ones always seem to be the most Bad Ass.
Legendary AND heroic. "When I joined the corps..." All I need to say.
yeah, you're right, I mean, the heroic Halo 1 speech is actually more awesome then the legendary one.
There's no way that Halo 1's heroic speech is better. Legendary is by far the best one.
@@General_C possibly the best one in video game history
yall ever heard of opinions
That delivery of "DEE-VINE Intervention" is just too damn perfect.
If God is love then u can call me cupid
Sergeant Avery Johnson, best motivational speaker EVER!
Mmm mmm damn right you are !
Halo 2 heroic was my favorite and is the most underrated cutscene in any videogame ever
Damn straight, I always find inspiration thinking of those brave marines and their rock.
We had sticks. TWO sticks!
Young Gloom and a rock for a whole platoon. And we had to SHARE the rock!
And we had to share the rock!
You one lucky Marine son,
Heroic the way halo was meant to be played. Something special about strangling the enemy with their own living guts. Also we had to share the rock. Need I say more....
its like each difficulty is its own alternate universe
i love how his speeches get more and more insane every difficulty and then he says something else like nothing happened xD
No matter the difficulty one thing doesn't changes...
Sgt. Johnson is a badass
"Marines, what do you we say about Halo 5?"
"It's horseshit!"
"Damn right, it is!"
MartianManFromMars "mmhmmm..damn right it is."
"And then we're going to strangle them with their own living guts!" XD *cries of laughter*
"A belly full of lead and their own blood to drown in!"
Sergent Johnson is the best
"I don't care if its gods own anti-son of a bitch machine Or a giant hula hoop, were not gonna let em have it!"
me: sees XD
GO BACK TO ROBLOX KID
@@FranklinThe1
That comments 6 years old, they're probably an adult now.
The most underrated line. “And then we’re gonna strangle them with their own ‘living’ guts”
lmao
Sgt. Johnson is the best character in the Halo Series.
Nah, PVT. Jenkins m9.
What about PVT. Jimmy?? XD
You mean PVT. Jenkins?
Halopro895 Really? You don't know who Pvt. Jimmy is?
"God's own anti son of a bitch machine" LOL
And it was actually an anti son of a bitch machine.
More like an anti everything machine.
The halo CE legendary speech always left me rolling on the floor laughing when I was a kid
Same.
Sgt. Johnson and Sarge from rvb should hang out sometime.
they actually poked at that when the rvb red team were talking about halo ODST
No way. Johnson and Tex. Dear god, think of all the casualties. There'd be entire solar systems abandoned out of simple fear.
S-171 Cam .... Yeah I'd shit my pants if those two worked together, then add in Meta and Chief and you'd have even the damn covenant running for the hills.
+LEGOBoy922 i think the meta would attempt to kill the chief first for his ai BEFORE those two send covenant running with crap in their pants
Trenton Bushnell true, true.
I think the legendary speed h from Halo CE is my favorite.
I like how cortana still askes "please" report to your combat stations it's not like there's aliens boarding the ship or anything but you know when you get a minute, man cortana is such a nice lady
Two sticks and a rock? I think he's talking about the logo for Heroic.
This man makes me want to fight a war that doesn't even exist. Play this before deployments for real Marines for +100 Morale
Johnson, he could blow up a whole covenant home planet just by making a speech on it.
Also love how he says God's anti son of a bitch machine . . .
In a way he is right about that one XD
Pretty damned sure he was talking about himself regarding God's anti son of a bitch machine. HOO-RAH!!
Nah he was talking about the Halo. He said he didn't care if it were God's own anti son of a bitch machine or a giant hula hoop. He said that because He is God in disguise which explains why he does not die. Oh and he fakes his death in Halo 3.
Fool!
He's always right, he knows what the galaxy likes....
Yes, we know that he knows what the galaxy likes, he just doesn't have to care what it likes.
If God is love, then you can call me cupid!
funniest line from Sgt. Johnson EVER.
I wish Sgt. Johnson was my dad.
and get yelled at 24/7
It's called being a real father.
Devan Wasburg Lol if there was intruders he would beat the shit out of them.
Devan Wasburg he would have been your daddy but a dog beat him over the fence
joey13133 " son.. I could be your daddy but.. I dont know..
our big green style cannot be defeated
“Then they must love the smell of badass! Oh and Arbiter, I left you a little present and I’m walking away! Ha Ha!” Sgt. Johnson Halo 3
This really brings back memories , AM I RIGHT MARINES?!
SIR, YES SIR!
SIR, YES SIR!
SIR, YES SIR!
SIR, YES SIR!
SIR, YES SIR!
I keep waiting for him to say "NOW MOVE IT OUT. DOUBLE TIME."
And we had to SHAAAARE the rock
When I join the core, we didn't have any fancy shmancy tanks, we had sticks. 2 sticks, and a rock for the whole platoon. AND WE HAD TO SHAARE THE ROCK. You're one lucky marine!
Cause if God is love, then you can call me cupid!
They had to share the rock
But I never got to use the rock ;_;
+Corporal Xander TWO STICKS AND A ROCK FOR DA WHOLE PLATOON.
Corporal Xander
Probably because I was hogging it the whole time.
Oh I know what the ladies like.
says the krogan
Jadon Madueno
Indeed.
Logan Stair so how do krogan get ladys
Jadon Madueno
It really isn't that hard. You meet the females show off your battle scars. If she's interested we sign a fertility contract. And then the rest flows smoothly.
Jadon Madueno
Specifics.
both legendary speeches were the best
Mhm, Damn right I am. - Sgt. Johnson
Sergeant Johnson Is the halo equivalent of Aliens Apone. Grrrrrrr Absolutely BADASSES! Lets pack em in!
Darksky1001able He’s based off Apone.
I didn't know how to speak English back then but I always notice that one time I had the boredom to pick the highest difficulty his speech was longer
If Uncle Ruckus was part of the UNSC...Him and Johnson would be twins.
LOL am i only one who feels like he is preaching in like a church devoted to killing covenant?
Not one bit, buddy
I've played Halo CE a thousand times and never realized he has a different speech depending on the difficulty
Martin Luther King Jr, reincarnated.
how was MLK a sergeant we fought alliens and gave the best speaches
Jadon Madueno
Obviously, you haven't been paying attention to history classes. One of MLK's greatest enemies were aliens.
supercoolguy43 explain
Jadon Madueno
You didn't hear about the Prophet of Truth sending a platoon of Sangheili spec ops after him? Luckily for him, the Jedi Council was able to protect him with the power of the one ring to rule them all.
supercoolguy43 what drugs you take i want them
This was so amazing to 8 year old me. CE was definitely ahead of its time
After playing Halo for 14 years, this still reminds of Coach Herman Boone! After playing Halo for 14 years, I'm still laughing at everything he says, the quotes are just so awesome! With his can-do attitude, there's no way I would ever refuse or question him hesitantly like Mendoza did! He is the baddest soldier in the UNSC!!😂😂
“When I joined the corps, we didn’t have any fancy-shmancy tanks. We had sticks. Two sticks and a rock! And we had to share the rock. Buck up boy, you’re one lucky marine.”
Best line in the whole series alongside halo ce legendary Johnson.
Then they must love the smell of badass
I didn't realize the speeches changed multiple times depending on difficulty, that's a nice touch.
"Men we let these bugs out in the middle of nowhere to keeping their filthy claws on earths but we should own something so hot for that their scrambling over each other to get it. Well I don't care if it's gods own anti son of a bitch or a giant hoopla hoop. We're not going to let them have it, what we will let them have is belly full of leed, and pool of their own blood to drown in! Am I right marines!
SIR YES SIR!!!
Mmmhmm. Damn right, I am!
You messed up half of it big time.
"Men, we led those dumb bugs out to the middle of nowhere to keep 'em from gettin' their filthy claws on Earth. But we stumbled onto somethin' they're so hot for, that they're scramblin' over each other to get it. Well, I don't care if it's God's own anti-son-of-a-bitch machine, or a giant hula hoop, we're not gonna let 'em have it! What we will let 'em have...is a belly full of lead, and a pool of their own blood to drown in!"
*"AMM I RIGHT, MARINES?!"*
I did not know that every difficulty had different dialogue that’s awesome
When we meet the enemy, we will rip their skulls from their spines and toss 'em away, LAUGHIN', LOL! That sounds like true camaraderie and brotherhood right there!😂
3:37
"Listen up! When I joined the Corp we didn't have any fancy shmancy tanks, we had sticks! TWO STICKS AND A ROCK FOR A WHOLE PLATOON! And we had to share the rock!"
Sgt Johnson vs gunnery sgt Hartman from full metal jacket would be cool ;)
You know what is great, when you come back to this video ten years later, after having served in the Army and learning men like Sargent Major Johnson exist and are the toughest sons of bitches you will ever meet!
wow those graphics did not age with grace. Still can't that this is a classic
Even so I still prefer his look in Halo CE to his redone appearance in CEA. In CEA they made him look like Mario. But you are right. Just played Halo 3 after playing 4 and I remember when Halo 3's graphics were top of the line.
"Everyone here looks like melted plastic"
SRGTHALO you obviously don't know how Mario looks like.
Some dialogue I’ve never heard because I never play on easy!! So cool thank you!!
Ladies like armor plating, grinding treads, and superior firepower.
Corek BleedingHollow apparently made of paper because even in a tank that beam rifle jackle aint showin no mercy
I love how the music stops as his speeches get longer and longer and only picks up again after he's finished.
IF GOD IS LOVE THEN YOU CAN CALL ME CUPID
I loved his CE speech the best on Normal difficulty.
As for Halo 2, i love his legendary speech
Killing this man off at the end of Halo 3 was the single dumbest thing Bungie has ever done.
I cri evertim.
Chief should have died too.
RETSZTIRF Then the two of them respawn. VIDEO GAME LOGIC
Well we still have Stacker and Reynolds
+Angela Allen at least it stopped 343 from ruining him by giving him some of the most dull dialog known to man kind.
This is what gets me up everyday
hey you forgot the event of installation 05 where he get captured and then breaks out and steals a scarab, then threatens that dick brute chieftain in the control room at the end of Halo 2
Please, *don't* shake the lightbulb.
“We’re not gonna let em have it what we will let em have is a belly full of lead and a pool of their own blood to drown in”
Good lord this man is brilliant
So many years later and i still love it
i always love the earth halo 2 speeches. i own halo 2 and i sometimes play the tank level just for the speech.
I like how each time, he pauses a bit longer on each progressive difficulty to let his speech set in before asking if he's right.
“Fuckle up your seatbelt, it’s about to get wacky”
I always liked how when it shows the Marines boots when there lining up they just snap into place like lego pieces lol
2:14 by far my favorite Johnson speech in ALL the games. fuuuuuck yeah man
I love how in the legendary CE speech you can hear Jonsons VA coke back a laugh before saying “gods own anti sunnava bitch machine”
I remember watching both the Legendary motivational speeches at normal difficulty.
Legendary speeches are the best. Worth playing on Legendary just to hear it.
Yes! Thank you for understanding!
I miss him so much...
Anybody else miss how in the original games dialogue was changed for some scenes for the difficulty you were playing on
Johnson was a marine volunteer for the ORION Project. When the SPARTAN-II Project was created, ONI retroactively renamed the ORION Project the SPARTAN-I Project.
"If God is Love, then you can call me Cupid." That gets me every time.
He gets more damn scary the higher the difficulty lol
The marines need his speeches the harder the game is
I am ashamed to admit that despite beating both games on every difficulty over the years, and having my gamer handle as Sgt. Johnson, I had no idea he gave different speeches for each difficulty.
''Stay with the master chief he'll know what to do.'' best part lol
My right ear really enjoyed this.
I love that to the covenant we are the weirdest looking little monkeys they’ve ever seen and we throw tiny pits of metal so good, Pick and choose on honor so often, and run like the slowest track stars of the alien Olympics that they just can’t fucking stop us at our best a spartan, But even just your standard marine? These boys outlast like a mofo everytime, got a whole rolling death wagon full of them. The idea we get so fuck you suicidal about our own genocide that in 2525 your standard marine will toe-to-toe an elite on ground level unprotected just to say the fight was worth dying for is what halo is about.
I love the way the Legendary one goes in for so long, the music stops
I wonder what face John is making when he hears Johnson go on his motivational antics.
I love the look on the marine's face on the left as Avery walks away at the end. This bastard is crazy... Seargent Johnson: "Mmmmmhm, damn right I am.
This has some potential meme material to it